Waifu claiming thread.
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>>707445816
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>707452313
doot
Claim before uni
Ok finally done with my paperwork. Time to go to sleep. I wish you all peeps trips and quads and for that nigger to see the old C.C.
Stayed up a whole fucking night, saying I'm an owl person. Fuck that shit. I lied to you all. I never do that shit. I am going to bed. Fuck life. Fuck my brain for making stupid decisions for me.
>>707452057
Good night Alice. More like good day tbh
>>707451903
Good nap/day/whatever Felix.
>>707452074
If I am correct, that is a Miku? So good night/day Miku.
>>707451546
Good night bb.>>707451258
>>707451258
Good time to you too Illia.
bye /waifu/. It was fun monitoring every thread for 24 hours.
reposting this here so everyone notices.
>>707451926
Shirley was one of the best girls to be honest. She was the only one who understood Lelouch without being aware of his situation.
>>707452306
That is correct, good night C2.
>>707452292
I like this pic better, but I can guess why you like that one
>>707452306
Sleep well. Cyka blyat
>>707452422
galil has the best tail
>Sum 41 came out with a new album
>Literally released on my birthday
>Mfw
>>707452074
i dont see how it's such a loss. it's not a race
>>707452422
just imagining her resting on my face is lovely ^-^
>>707452495
Happy you got older day
>>707452457
don't go slav on me. I am still here. leaving slowly.
Cya all. closing Browser after this post
>>707452057(Alice)
Drifted in and out of sleep, so I got some. Not sure how much though
>>707452564
reply to this post
カラミチーマス
I don't know who to vote for
Claim, nap good idea
What'd I miss
>>707452672
Gary Johnson.
Is Vermin Supreme running?
>>707452707
ceiling
>>707452412
Sweet dreams you crazy mother fucker
Hope you enjoyed your stay
>>707452511
Meh. Maybe someone else would appreciate having this chance better but I don't want to be working for free just to be able to say "I've been to France".
>>707452707
Good morning Yuno
How was your nap?
>>707452672
Trump
>>707452491
Subjective, I think her tail isn't that good but its still perfect because its hers
>Galil
>>707452797
im sure you couldve made it fun
oh well
>>707452415
Is this you?
>>707452824
I'm not voting for a sexist racist CLOWN!
>konata
>>707452902
what a qt trap
>>707452902
He and Hillary are the only ones with a chance to win and you shouldn't vote for her
>>707452236
I will, Galil-chan
>>707452808
It was more than 2 hours so I guess i really needed it
Especially after last night
>>707452902
You have a choice of systemic racist sexism or blatant racist sexism.
Or dat Gary Johnson.
>>707452946
these are the people behind their waifus lol
>>707452980
but she's gonna be the first female president :p
America needs change
>>707452593
Well, sorry to hear that. Hopefully you can get some good sleep tonight
>>707452902
Come on Ramirez, you can tell very well from the nudes I sent you that's not me.
>>707452879
Maybe, my old man isn't too close minded about music and we could listen and talk about it whole trip long.
But it would never be as fun as fulfilling my Asperger's agenda.
>>707453109
I'm perfectly normal.
Is that real homura tho? I thought homura was a cute girl.
>>707453169
u got a rym dude?
>>707453169
sorry Pablo ;-; I think you need to resend
>>707453217
miku is a wonderful person c:
>>707453096
Speaking of, I asked my friend if he had any idea what else to try and he had no idea. The last thing we tried should have worked and I have no idea why it didn't. Only thing he could guess is possibly some kind of hardware problem but he couldn't guess which one. So I'm out of ideas.
>>707453130
Thank you. What have you been up to today?
>>707453294
You'll never change my belief that all waifu claimers are actually cute yuri girls. Never.
>>707453109
Not only is she a horrible person, she can barely operate, and wants to ban guns.
There is no reason for any sane person to vote for her
>>707453448
I'm like 300lb and haven't showered since Easter.
>>707453506
I'm like 400lb and haven't showered since Christmas.
>>707453599
Well I also haven't shaved or removed smegma since that time, and I only use one piece of toilet paper per shit.
>>707453435
I want to be addressed as a girl so you may think that of me c:
>>707453448
>>707453506
oh ok
>>707453599
I'm like 420 lbs and haven't showered since April of 1920
>>707453415
Classes. I want to commit Sudoku right now TBH
>>707453415
It's probably a hardware problem
Since it's making some weird sounds sometimes I'm gonna guess the hard disc is dead again
At least then I can blame the repair company and hopefully get it repaired for free
I shouldn't have dragged you into this I'm sorry
>>707453656
You were meant to say
I'm like 500lb and haven't showered since Hallowe'en.
>>707453255
Nope. Not even sure how it works but I dislike these rating websites since my opinion is so unstable.
I cringe every time I look at my ratings on MAL.
Can you use soulseek right now? We could add each other there I guess.
>>707453294
You lost them? Then you'll have to prove me you deserve em again.
>>707453700
Also that shower I got at Easter was golden.
>>707453700
I'm like 6000000lb and haven't "showered" since 1945.
>>707453764
add me on Facebook ;-;
>>707453911
Add me on FuckBook
>>707453824
Nice one.
>>707453764
>mfw anyone rated steins;gate 5+
>>707453986
CUMMIES
>>707453986
Hot glue that shit yo
>>707454012
Is this ironic? It's 4th on myanimelist and well received overall
I haven't watched it yet but was planning on changing that soon, why do you think it's bad?
>>707453764
sure, but i've never added someone on soulseek before. i dont know how it works
>>707453759
There was no dragging, don't worry about it. How were classes today?
>>707453747
Sounds the same as usual then. Have many more classes today or is it close to being done?
>>707453957
arent you friends with sachi? :o
>>707453986
I have this set up on a table
>>707454274
You just get to know when that person is online and it's handy to PM them / browse their files quickly.
Join the Gay room and message the Portuguese with 18k files.
>>707454349
Table also looks the same.
Probably your cum on that picture.
>>707454214
The show is literally a plothole.
>>707454349
Yes I am
>>707454476
Your face is literally an asshole
>>707454592
I'll try to add you ;-;
>>707454475
That's my cum you dingus
not the same table though
>>707454454
okay cool i'm bailing out of thread now
>>707454766
IT'S A MEME YOU DIPFAG
>>707454792
Prove it! Provide sample of your cum for comparison.
>>707454293
They were fine, nothing really interesting
I was kinda down the entire day
Unsure what to do really
Did you sleep good?
>>707454476
Thanks for not spoiling
I'll take it into consideration when I watch it
>>707454842
It's a dip you memefag
>>707454885
I want to have sex with Mari.
>>707454796
Laters.
>>707454929
Why were you feeling down?
>Galil
>>707454293
This is my last class luckily. I've got a headache coming on so I hope it ends quickly
>>707454941
>
>>707454997
We all do, brother, we all do...
>>707454929
They die. Spoiled.
I was memeing you friend. The show begins on a minor scientific plothole but you don't need much imagination to fill the gap.
>>707454885
I think I might
>>707454997
I want to have sex with you
>>707455192
>>707455178
Provide on figure or it won't prove anything.
>>707455222
>>707455333
>trips intensified
>>707455041
Oh hey galil why are you lurking
This isn't my personal blog so I'd rather not tell but my pc died again and I can't deal with these set backs, mostly financially
>>707455118
Glorious meme
>>707455178
How badly do you want that?
>>707454929
Slipped in and out of sleep all night, will probably take a nap before class. I'm sorry to hear that you were down, though I guess it's not really surprising. I hope you can cheer up soon. Any plans to talk to computer repair shop?
>>707455054
At least the days almost done then, do you have any painkiller at home?
>>707455499
I literally can't go any deeper.
Post smiles you want to protect.
bump
>>707455451
Work.
I actually lurk quite a bit, I just feel like talking a little today and its a slow day at work so why not
Computers are material objects, they don't matter in the long run, you've still got your waifu
Here's a pic just because
>>707455549
Hot
>>707455532
Plenty. I look forward to popping a couple to deal with this. I should keep some in my bag or my locker
>>707455901
>>707455587
>>707455944
>When she tells you to go deeper, but you're all out of dick.
>>707455901
>>707455901
Also, claiming Seaport Princess.
>>707455532
Oh that sucks, how long till class do you have?
Well I wanted to call them today and fix all the other shit but instead I just fell asleep and now I don't want to get out of bed anymore
>>707455944
Oh alright could have figured that out
Yea that's true and all but all my school stuff is on there, I got my test comming up and without my books I'm going to fail hardcore
>>707456208
Someone wants to protect my car?!
>>707455901
>>707456275
just posting all the smiles I have saved
>>707455901
:o
>>707455901
t. Galil
>>707456245
Well never mind then, that sucks.I'm sure that you can do something about it qnd work it out though.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>707456550
Nice pupper, 8.5/10 would bellyrub.
>Galil
I have less reaction images than a 5 minute .wav.
Suicide@me
>Best fox claimu
Thank god lecture is over. Time to go home and die
>>707456703
hi chen
hi holo
hi galil
hi felix
hi nice feet
hi yukari
>>707456245
I've got about e hours until I have to leave for class. I'm really sorry to hear that. I'm sure it'll all work out fine though.
>>707456931
3 hours*
>>707455901
>
>>707456498
Yea I need to stop being a bitch and start getting shit done
After doggo walk I'm gonna call these assholes
>>707456931
That's a good amount of time, why did you wake up so early?
Thanks but I'll survive, I always do
>>707457310
nice feet
>>707455280
I seriously cannot masturbate standing up, I spent like 10 minutes just trying to jerk off, so then I went to go lay down and masturbate, and I did cum, but I didn't really get any on the figure, so that was a waste, my dick really hurts right now though
>>707455486
badly enough to fantasize about you so hard I almost broke my dick
>>707457310
>not the first post from this IP
>>707457411
all i wanted was a hug ;w;
>>707457411
Togame please.
>>707457375
Can't you edge laying down then jump up and blow all over her?
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
GONNA TAKE YOU RIDING TO THE DANGER ZONE
>>707457375
Jerking it while standing is pretty uncomfortable tbh fam
>>707457231
Damn right nigga
Also, post doggo
>>707455901
Here's a serious one though
>>707456842
Hi
>>707457551
surprise cum shower :o
I'll try another time, I'm out of ammo and sore
>>707457623
I almost always lay down, much more comfortable ^-^
>>707457715
You want a picture of my hairy asshole so you can get off more easily?
Well, provide then next time you reloaded, kambodia.
>>707457623
GOD DAMMIT FOXGUN NOW I GOTTA GO LISTEN TO THAT AND GET INTO THE DANGER ZONE!
>>707457231
I always wake up around 8 to eat breakfast with my friend. Call those fucks and see what you can get from them. I'm going to take a nap.
>>707457623
Fuck, these threads are so sad and autistic.
Claimed
>>707457837
Sweet dreams qt
>>707457715
I prefer sitting
>>707457833
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KiUWhwKjcnY
I usually like covers better than the original tbh
>>707457883
A cute, would boop snoot/10
>>707458031
>>707458537
>>707458639
>>707458673
These are all quality posts
Thank you for raising the bar once again, good sir
Late claim
>>707458955 HEHEHEHE XD
>>707459136
>>707459221
HEHEHE XD
>>707459305
>>707459403
>>707459398
Hahahaha XD
>>707459469
Hehehehehe xD
>>707459481
>>707459524
gr8 ylyl thread all thanks to me
>>707459677
>>707459779
Wow that's insulting.
hehe xd
>>707459912
>>707459912
when did i insult you my mang?
Maybe you're projecting what I mean unto yourself, because you know how much of a retard you are
still here
>>707460117
Sory.
hehe :D
@707460107
haha xD
This guy got on the bus and smells fucking awful. I want to throw up even more now
>>707460277
Its origins were a thread where you post your waifus so an anon could fap. It then evolved into a chaotic claiming thread with no elitists to rule over them. Then they got a couple of rules like "claim your waifu", "insult other waifus", "rate other waifus". Then it became more of a general. This is when most oldfags started coming. Eventually they started to develop into a niche community on /b/. A couple of anons would circlejerk while most only claim. Soon came November when waifu grew a little so that more anons joined in the circlejerk. This era in history was known as the "Rise of the 'Elitist'". Sooner more new people join that the oldfags felt irrelevant and started the elitist meme. They weren't called elitists yet, but as /waifu/ developed more and more the threads became more frequent when Syndra or Tenryuu (forgot which one) proposed to make them 24/7. By then, /b/ started to hate us. What had become of our little claiming threads? At first the circlejerking was harmless fun until it was 24/7. Soon we had grew into a large community with almost a centenary of members. Spamming became more frequent. Sometimes done by a certain shitposter other times done by fags that think that we are using precious amounts of interwebz for their trap-threads. Through all of this the new generation of elitist rose. If the original elitist saw them they would be disgraced. But who cares about so-called "elitism". Sooner it became cool to shitpost on /waifu/. Newfriends would tell us to go back to the original /waifu/ known as /a/. Most of the Avatarfags here tell them to fuck off or what not. Then came another era "Summer of '16". This is when most of our present posters joined. This angered the original "elitists" (I 'm not saying that elitist should kys or anything, just calling them that to differentiate from other anons.) Anyhow the OG Elitists mostly left our /waifu/.
>cont
>TL:DR: a genuine history of /waifu/ Thats not a shitpost
>pic unrelated
Cont'd.
>>707460500
Too far. Fun's over when futa comes to town.
Anyway the OGs usually lurk. Some of them occasionally post. Some of them are shitposters. A portion have tooken on new personas. But thats not important. By this portion of /waifu/'s history we developed rich (some toxic) culture. Like the elitism meme. This meme is toxic. As it gives the shitposters reasons to shitpost, which support these so-called "elitists" so they can add fuel to the shitposters flame. This vicious cycle is a pillar that supports the firefight of "elitism" shitstorm. Rich culture can be construed by which biased you are. Like think of /waifu/ as a two-party system. One's Republicans the others are Democrats (in /waifu/'s case the elitists are Republicans and the shitposters are NOT democrats but for the sake of this analogy they will be). The "Elitists" want to keep /waifu/ cozy while the shitposters want freedom from quality control and stuff. But like America's two party system there is a third-party. This party is a hybrid of elitist and shitposter (kinda like OG Tomoko, no offence). Then the "Fall of '16" came and we almost had equal amounts of newfags join. By then Project Waifu Beach was canceled partly from the department of Hand-kun and the sheer amount of newfriends. Soon enough, almost none of us knew anyone from Project Waifu Beach. I remember most, if not all PWB anons. The amount of newfriends marked more toxicity and the downfall of waifu. Soon enough people committed acts of heresy so often heresy became the norm in /waifu/. Seriously every night people post lewds of their waifu. Even if /waifu/ sinks to the bottom and have almost no members left we will be reborn and historu will repeat itself. Hell I barely know anybody ITT these days.
Source: /waifu/ archives
>>707460611
that's pretty meta dude
>>707460579
I'm proud to say I'm one of the 'certain' shitposters. I'm pretty much a waifu. Someone claim me.
>>707460673
your metadeta is the governments'
vermin SUPREME 2012
>>707460909
>909
Trance.
claiming
>>707460956
Roll to steal.
>>707460909
Shut it down
>>707460492
This is why I now roll to make you guys take baths or showers.
If dubs take a bath or shower.
Not home? As soon as you get home take a bath or shower.
You smelly fuck.
>>707461046
oh it's ToGAMe
Hi it's me ur brother
>>707461191
>>707461171
if dubs cum in belly button and tape over it
>>707461270
>a cute
fix
>>707460633
Some of us resist heresy, even if we are new. I look forward to seeing the Phoenix reborn
>>707461171
I shower daily, I don't smell. It was the obese old man who got on the bus. When he coughed it smelled of cigarettes
>>707461270
I only wanted to be one of those anon you share a dick pic on telegram, which would be super cool to me, no jokes at all.
>>707461454
>take shower in the morning
>go out all day
>walk around
>do stuff
>hours later get home
>assume you don't stink
Go take a shower.
i wonder if im talked about in the discord as that shitposter?
I mean i,M prtetY much an G0Dd<< TEEHEE
>>707461460
GIVE MY OG C.C. BACK TO ME U FUCKING CUNT
>>707461277
Rekt
>>707460633
What type of poster does that make me?
>>707461535
That really depends on what you did that day.
>>707461522
Chen your broken english posting is too obvious
>>707461617
Most people are immune to their own musk.
Go. Take. A. Shower.
>>707461522
find me
>>707461554
no, you're just stupid from the looks of it
>>707461535
>go out
>do stuff
But that's where you're wrong.
>>707461617
a newfriend?
>>707461655
i love you
>>707461728
ok im on my way
>>707461728
I coded kyoubot v1.
Test was successful, recieved ban.
Totes not stupid, like z0mg~~~
>>707461806
Then take a lesson from the Sims.
>go to bathroom
>break toilet cause your fatass is fat as fuck and drops mad bombs
>fix toilet with a wrench
>shit now you have a makeshit bidet
>get sprayed with dirty shitty toilet water
>finally fix your toilet
>still gotta plunge and flush it
>hygiene is in the red
>take an Extreme Shower to get Extremely Clean
Go take a shower.
>>707461668
I have a job i shower daily if not twice daily
>>707461809
I guess technically. I just started actually posting with tali, but ive been here since '05
>>707461931
Been here since 02 faggot
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>>707437394 #
please tell me this is ironic
>>707462234
>>707462234
>02
Please tell me this is ironic
>>707462341
Please tell me this is iconic
>>707462234
please tell me this is ironic
>>707462459
Please TELL me this is ironic
>>707462459
This is Islamic
>>707462702
nice penis
nice edit
nice chen
nice france
@707462748
>>707462813
Ew.
Just what is happening here
>>707461535
I don't see a point to taking a shower to spend 18 hours at home in your description. My day is 6 hours
>>707462813
>his arms aren't even shaved
>>707462892
>he enjoys being stinky
>>707462956
>>707462956
