Draw thread: Kindergarten edition
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Draw thread: Kindergarten edition
requesting tuba vore
I want to catch Lillie/UB01 and put her in daycare together with a Mudsdale.
You'd never believe she would survive the ordeal, seeing his huge body towering over her tiny, frail frame.
The moment his cock, that alone weights 3 times as much as Lillie herself, touches her pussy and feels her warmth and wetness, it's all over.
With a strenght that would be capable of moving a 10 tons truck, without holding back a bit, he would start shoving his dick in her at full speed.
A normal human would die, but not an ultrabeast like Lillie, who's able to take the enourmous cock balls deep, her stomach deforming horribly into his shape, pushing her organs aside and making her puke.
Just a few minutes of merciless thrusting and she's mindbroken, drooling and with her eyes rolled back. Unfortunately for her, Mudsdale's stamina allows him to go on for 3 days and 3 nights.
When it's time for him to come inside her, gallons and gallons of horse semen drowning her tiny womb and making her pregnant she's long unconscius and what once was a small pink puffy pussy, is now a hole large enough to fit 4 arms in. She won't be able to stand for weeks.
hey iz me, the 'I can't draw' gui, giv me som rqests u fagts
Is the cute onion around? I would still love to know if you have any other social media besides tumblr.
>also here's something nice
>>706665766
byoop
>>706667461
aaaaAAA !! Tysm! She's super cute!
>>706667457
sadly i don't
and also smol cut request
>me and gf on nofap
>sexting to eachother because we were bored
>she tells me she came
>think she's joking and make fun of her
>gets embarassed and tells me it was true and ends up sending pic
>mfw it's true
Did i break her nofap?
>>706667608
wow now i just feel bad about the onion getting cut request
>>706667608
It's cool. Just man, you're one cute onion
>if you dont mind, could i have your brush settings..? It's such a nice brush
>>706667440
wew m8 thet is preti het i must sai miself, guis still takn rqests
>>706667457
>tfw you alway on art low
iz any1 stil her?
>>706667927
im here, just lurking like a fucking nerd
>>706667927
Requesting a spook ghost
>>706667695
it's ok, my head is 100% organic onion, there's no brain in there.
>>706667703
in a sec
also adult ascot request
>>706668043
Thank you!
>>706667993
o veri spooki
>>706667453
>>706667705
>>706667927
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>706668219
:O too spook!! Cna you lightne the spook??
>>706668287
o no the gost is now med
Witch requester still here?
Sorry I'm taking so long.
Scrap'd and redid the arm, and scrap'd the butt.
In the same note, anyone have some tips to make a good butt from behind?
mikleo
>>706668593
im still here my lord, thanks for putting this much effort into my request, truly a brilliant god
>>706668719
No problem. I'll color it too if you have the colors you'd like.
I suppose I'll just wing the butt.
this thred isn't veri activ
still takn rqests
>>706667273
kindergarten you say i went there once long ago
>>706667703
is this what u need?
>>706668824
i request you learn normal grammar. *hands over grammar book*
>>706668808
i have not really got any preference for colours, the original was black and white so i got nothing, if you'd like to colour it then your free too
Requesting someone two redraw this
also CHECK EM
>>706668941
no
>>706669062
this is even lazier than swordbro
>>706668921
Yes!! Thank you! And thank you so much for drawing Mikleo as well! :D Hope to see you around more often, ya cute onion!
>>706669108
and that's saying something because even he full well admits his laziness
>>706669062
Draw hitler getting fucked in the ass
>>706669108
i realy don care
>>706668369
!!! NooOoOoOoOOOOo!!! can..... Priest kill ghostie??
>>706669153
ur welcome, and i hope so too anon
>>706669052
check'd
>>706669174
dont ignore me
>>706669358
>(I'm only lurking right now, but I'm Green! If you ever see me around feel free to say hi! Trying to be sneaky with this post whoops..)
>(my tumblr is sgt-babyhands if you want? I believe i have my 4chan persona on there too)
>>706669563
Good times.
>>706669480
he dosn liek it
>>706669726
waik up
>>706669726
You're late for school
>>706668972
Alright, I'll think of some darker colors and such.
I still feel like quite a bit of this is wrong.
If anyone could help, that'd be awesome.
If not, I'll finish it up as is.
>>706669520
ur art is p sweet and i will!
>>706669934
you are a worthy god
>>706669934
The left arm is too thin and noodle like. Hell, the noodle can be okay, but it needs to be thicker.
-Wandering Anon
>>706670046
>NOT ENOUGH THICC
>>706670009
Aw thanks my dude! I'm gonna head off to work soon, but it's been nice talking with you!
>using an old image sorry
Anyway, see y'all later! I never announced my arrival, but Mama Green is out love y'all
>>706670033
Glad to see you're still quite happy about it!
>>706670046
Thank you. I thought it might be a bit too skinny, but the character is also pretty skinny. I tried adding a hand but it looked out of place.
Is there anything else off, or needs some fixing?
>No update pictures because I'd feel bad wasting one on just a thicker arm
>>706670141
We need to take the skinny witch, and just thicc it all.
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
I'd also appreciate any sort of help identifying these artists and matching them up with their respective doodles
http://imgur.com/a/uPkmQ
>>706670275
No no no. Just the butt and thighs. leave the top extra small. Like a real pear! hehe
>>706670697
I'll make an edit of that once I'm done. Just for you.
>>706670771
>#%@$%^@#$^$%!
:D
>>706670275
I tried to draw an example?? But it all looks pretty good, really the biggest issue is the arm.
-Wandering Anon
>>706670977
(Sorry for the wonky hands lmao its 6am and ive been up all night fuck cofrrect anatomy rn)
>>706670927
:D!
>>706670977
You do some really good work for being on a phone!
I already fixed the arm, and the character seems to be pretty flat chested, so I think we're good right now. Thank you for all your help :)
>>706671091
Anytime my dude. Sorry for bursting in about the arm too. It just really bugged me ;;
And thanks!
>>706671041
nigga where are your arms?
>>706671041
You alright man?
>>706671041
dat shit gonna gib me nightmares
/b/
i sleep now,
it's been fun ppl
jix
>>706671842
good nitgh
>>706671504
>>706669780
>>706671632
man the quality in drawthreads sure has gone down.
>>706671902
you dont say. of course when alot of good drawfags leave, some small will try at get a piece of the meat.
>>706672053
at getting*
>>706671902
Bro... if you are looking for "quality", then WAT FUCKIN FUCK are you doing at /b/?
There are other place in cuatro-chan where you can get better shit than this
>>706671842
sleep well, love you
>>706671902
>if i keep discouraging artists thread will get better
hahaha classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V1ZzAiB1rY
>>706671902
this dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIvPCXCx4XM
>>706672263
ewww... dident know that was on youtube.
>>706671842
Goodnight onion friend. Sleep well. I love you.
>>706672350
It's a good shit fam
>>706671166
No worries!
>>706670033
A delivery for you. Sorry about taking so long, hope you like it.
>I should really study anatomy more.
>>706670927
And a messy (sorry) edit for you.
And I think that'll be it for me for tonight.
I'll lurk for a few minutes, but goodnight thread!
>>706673024
Bless you my god, truly a merciful and bountiful lord, seriously thanks, i love it man
wew lad
>>706671857
get pounded by horse dong
>>706673148
I'm glad you like it my man. Glad you stuck around too. Have a good night anon.
>Lewds are my weakness, but I'm trying, just for you threads.
Art Jew taking R's
>>706673161
>i want it
>>706673472
draw lowell
Happy hump day!
>>706671260
Theyr in my other pants.
>>706671504
Yes just fine.
>>706671632
Don't trip, I'm under everyone's bed.
It's too early for me.. - w-
>>706673689
Is that a person?
>>706670312
what do you like about Yotsuba?
Can I request a /k/ommando onion
>>706673765
Go sleep IF you're so tired?
>>706674079
oh no he can't do that he has to TELL us he's tired
>>706673901
Well coming into 4chan 10 years ago, I didn't know anything about Yotsuba other than she's regularly featured in people's Banned screenshots or 404'd threrads
Jump to late 2012, I went to a bookstore and saw a few volumes of the series and thought "Hell, lemme give them a shot." It's just a really nice story. A kid that loves life and daily shenanigan shit. It's sweet
>>706671892
Had to do this couldn't give up the chance for BP
>>706674079
Nuh. Just getting redy for work, again.
>>706674192
The forms r really too much to fill out sometimes. I'd rather have it just implied.
>>706674397
Could u go back to furries pls. At least they were draws.
>>706674397
k
>>706674514
ayy there's an arm
>>706673765
aaaawwww shiereeeet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HUq0YpLo52
sup guys
>>706674690
Doing well, thank you. How about yourself?
>>706674201
ok, but why do you like that much the character? are you project on her or what?
>>706674601
Got me.
>>706674617
Woa lets break it down. down.. down...
>>706674897
Decaf, I want to see you fight Bones but I don't think you can do that without arms
>>706673689
>>706674851
Why do I like the character? Cause she's a sweet kid. She's the 4chan mascot. I like 4chan. I also like Hip-Hop, so that's why I ask for Yots and the DOOM mask. I like both things
Am I project on her? What's that mean? Like, is this a school project or something? No. I just like seeing all the styles it's done in
>>706674801
good, tired
>>706673834
This Good?
>>706675138
bruh... stahp
>>706675065
U kno, I think that'd be a lot of fun, I'd like to fite many of them. But it's a time thing. I have less of it for actual drawfagging. I haven't touched my tablet in forever.
But one day, if it's not too late. I'd love to fite them all.becauseilovethem..
>>706675472
It's wonderful, man. Thank you very much
What's your draw name? Is it Art Jew?
>>706675473
Stop what? Requesting it? I don't think I can yet. Or answering the guy's questions? It'd be rude not to reply back, though
>>706675606
I go by ArtJew here yeh
>>706675675
Right on. Thanks again, man. God bless
>>706675138
>What's that mean?
sorry, I meant to write if you are projecting on her, like do you want to be her or something like that. Like, do you want to be Yotsuba with a doom mask in this virtual reality?
hello everyone
so tired. cant even spy on dec... nevermind!
one non lewd requests pls ...
>>706675490
that's gay bro
.....but I can dig it
>>706675134
Thanks, Eggs.
>>706675872
rattata please
>>706675812
Oh, no. I'd like MF Yots for my Steam avatars, though. I don't wanna be Yotsuba. But I do wanna get the message through of "Hey, I like 4chan and Hip-Hop" across
>>706675872
Your favorite Pokémon getting it's ass kicked by a Togekiss
>>706675969
Through and Across? Christ, I'm stupid
>>706675969
>But I do wanna get the message through of "Hey, I like 4chan and Hip-Hop" across
got it, so you request it so you can change your avatars and other skins with new material, right?
>>706675872
SOOOO CUUUTE ~________~
Can anyone draw Godzilla riding an unicycle in glames while juggling pokeballs?
>>706676180
Fuck off taith
>>706676180
No, I request it just to collect it. I shitscribble my own Steam avatars. I'd hate to take someone else's work and pawn it off as my own
>>706676367
How can you tell who it is?
>>706676367
how is that taith?
>>706676470
Shitty English and dragged on conversations
>>706675726
I made anther just in case
>>706676609
That's alright, man. You didn't have to. Thanks a bunch nonetheless. I appreciate it a bunch
>>706675872
do a ollie
kill youurselves and appreciate my misterpiss.
>>706675969
>>706676863
He's not kicking anyone's ass, though
I'm so bored.
>>706676951
draw pepe
>>706675919
here have your rat
>
>>706675969
one pokemon request is enough each year
>>706676273
nah, just tired!
>>706676772
i do this kind fo requests ... really not fair
>>706677015
from memory
>>706675872
>holyshit.
>>706675894
Thx anon.
taking a request.
>>706677192
i bet you can't even 360 treflip
give me attention
YAMEROOO
>>706677415
Draw two gay guys swordfighting but with their dicks
>>706677518
M-MASAKAA
>>706677015
>>706677371
And here's w a ref
>>706677415
Draw urself fighting a giant coffee mug.
>>706677465
Ily anon.
>>706677518
kimochiii...
>>706676932
fine then furry fuck
>>706677702
I'm not a furry, though. And that wasn't what I had asked for
>>706677465
Here u go anon
*pat, pat*
this place is so dead... why am I so tired
>>706677588
>>706677371
nice
>>706677624
nicer
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IcOwCw1Po7
made changes and now bed because cant be fucked to draw now
>>706677702
>>706677778
did u say, furry??
>>706678587
oh good god
>>706677405
dont worry. at some point its not scary anymore!
youll just have to accept your fate
>>706676772
this kind of pose is hard ...
>>706677462
okay.
>>706678432
>>706678455
you are too kind, anon.
>>706678879
danke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yXxGzNGSkY
[spoiler][sjis]text[/spoiler]
>>706679186
hello Lina.
>>706678657
yey thanks for the ollie,
you going so high wow i'm impressed
Hello thread. I'm taking SFW requests
>>706679186
>hello dwarf thread
r8 my draws
>>706679377
do pepe for the dubs
>>706679410
Kek
Can someone draw these two or at least one of them for me? Make them cute or kiddie.
Most of the greater draw fags move out, just as many shit tiers move in.
>>706678657
D..did you catch my loooong overdue tea I promised you?
>>706679302
Not Lina, but nice to meet you.
>>706679410
I have this retainer thing on the back of my teeth which broke recently, the metal wire has been poking my tongue a bit so it's sore.
>>706679523
go back to your dick rate, trap thread, ylyl threads /b/uddy
>>706679523
>trying to censor 4chan
and you call us cancer?
>>706679464
>>706679657
so you...
braces...
>
>>706680008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XyGH9iQweD
>>706680008
>>706680178
Yeah, that's more accurate really.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01uuEYFp0Pg
>>706679352
oh yeah, high jumps are really fun . . . no.
>>706679623
oh, i remember asking for tea ... maybe i fell asleep?
but thx! whats your name? have to save the pic with a name!
all these files ...
>>706680339
we tried.
>>706680636
come on, let us hear your voice.
What is this thread even about?
>>706680791
waiting for you to say something in vocaroo
>>706680791
please say "Ayo hol up"
>>706680791
What do you want it to be about?
>>706680339
...going on'...
guy, female english voices gimme ASMR
>>706680872
>>706680954
A-anon thats lewd...
>>706681046
>What do you want it to be about?
I don't.....I don't even know anymore...
>>706680791
Draw this and I'll kiss your unborn child.
>>706667440
>>706681164
Smirk, please...
>>706681164
Smirk stahp
>>706681231
>A-anon thats lewd...
Doooo ittttt~
Or do an evil laugh.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WPDvVWnq0Y
>>706681231
But EHG, we all want to hear your EPIC voice~
>>706681164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hY5bdrN3ZQ
>>706681275
>>706681326
hay. i dont watch asmr guys.... i just....umm... listen to some of them...
>>706681456
>>706681442
>>706681441
oh and.. this is not me >>706681164
>>706681326
i ain't this "Smirk"
>>706681456
Stop being a creep please
>>706681488
fuck... i fucked up big time there.
>>706681513
what have i done? D:
>>706681231
Tell me about America. Is it really as fucked up as the news/etc makes it out to be?
>>706672220
Shooing away shitshoveling faggots with pens in their hands will actually make the threads better though. Fuck off.
Anyone want a thing drawn?
>>706680465
Y...you can call me Thea.. Can I just say it's an honor to be acknowledged by you?
>>706681630
Wat does the news tell u
>>706674079
wow youre the shittiest artist in this thread, gj.
I gib 1 request
>>706681630
It's exaggerated but it's not as good as yourself hope it to be. I blame the vocal minorities
>>706681442
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hY5bdrN3ZQ
I though it was pretty chill.
>>706681630
>Is it really as fucked up as the news/etc makes it out to be?
However bad you think things are...
..It's worse.
I promise.
>>706681441
>But EHG, we all want to hear your EPIC voice~
Don't fukkin make fun of me you brick.
>>706681783
Gib Cherry Dr Pepper
>>706681442
>>706681414
i don't understand it.
>>706681630
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CoShMmveOX
>>706681831
Thanks
>>706681682
>>706670312?
>>706681870
It's a draw/vocaroo thread now
>>706681838
EHG you passed over my request...
>>706681838
I would never make fun of you, EHG~
>>706681862
there u go
Everybodr shush. Im the real Smirk here, and whats this argueing over asmr about?
hi thread what is going 0n
>>706669793
i was almost late but i power balled to class
>>706681870
bad mic
so sorry richrd parker
>>706681906
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CoShMmveOX
>I'm not EHG
that's such an EHG thing to say...
>>706681999
trip be tripping
>>706681999
Dr. Cherry Pepper, heh
>>706682023
Nothing much
*sip*
>>706681943
>EHG you passed over my request...
Maybe...maybe it just wasn't good...
>>706681988
>I would never make fun of you, EHG~
Pls
>>706682143
deeeeemn caffeyy
OK, so get this
>at a quiz, debating the name of that movie where Lincoln is a zombie hunter, cause no one could remember
>some guy means to remember that is was a pun
>I say "President Evil"
>everybody laugh
>apart from me, because my brain had a temporary black out on anything called resident evil, and I couldn't get the pun to add up for myself
>suddenly I'm the weird kid again
>>706681733
Last week in in one of my lectures we focused on police brutality and they showed us videos and it looked almost dystopian
I just wanted a "real" answer from someone who lives there y'now?
>>706681838
Sounds harsh. Sorry I tend to pry into what's real and what isn't when it comes to what I'm being taught
>>706681906
Are you inviting me over? :)
>>706682392
No you fucking retard you're the "funny joke guy", you're just to socially retarded to realize it.
>>706679186
>>706680136
>>>/soc/>>24365113
>>>/soc/FEMALE SEXY AUDIO
>>706681739
Pls don't bully the Smirk
>>706682573
Oh. Well, that's not a bad title.
>>706682560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zbVGJyuImP
>>706682560
Every thing is fine in america
except the jews spics and niggers.
>>706682690
Muslims are fine? I'm disappointed Klansman
>>706682560
>Sounds harsh. Sorry I tend to pry into what's real and what isn't when it comes to what I'm being taught
Nah, it's fine.
>People from other countries are literally studying how your country is collapsing
The joke is none of these problems are NEW.
They're just easier to record now.
>>706679186
>>706680136
>>706682612
*fixed myself*
>>>/soc/24365113
>>706682162
hey EHG what do i have to do for you to draw a request?
>>706682776
Well they are a type of niggers call sandniggers
So I hate sandniggers
>>706682641
cringe
>>706681682
haha, nice to meet you, thea.
dont you flatter me... im always happy to communicate a little
>>706682950
>hey EHG what do i have to do for you to draw a request?
It's gotta be gud.
>>706683081
requesting EHG doing the ice bucket challange
>>706682950
sell your soul to the devil then walk around the block five times counter clockwise
>>706683081
/r/ you playing with beyblade
>>706683081
pose sexy with calvin klein underwear
>>706683081
Draw EHG getting cancer.
>>706683081
I want a cuck request and i feel you're the only one that will accept it
>>706683115
Im sorry to tell you this but you're suck in 2013
>>706683081
Belly-flop but with your dick
>>706683081
draw ehg with big booty
>>706683081
Requesting Rouge getting anally annihilated
>>706682143
kk
>>706683081
hi EHG!
can you draw a wyvern with a dwarf on a turret strapped to its back fighting a 2 headed ogre?
>>706683081
(you)
>>706683317
>can you draw a wyvern with a dwarf on a turret strapped to its back fighting a 2 headed ogre?
good luck with that lol
>>706683081
an anime protagonist
best friend character
obligatory female character
>>706683217
>>706683217
im so glad that somone likes my work
>>706683081
ehg as girl
>>706683115
Gay
>>706683168
Gay
>>706683214
Actually Gay
>>706683230
Gay
>>706683236
Super Gay
>>706683287
Hyper Gay
>>706683288
Mega Gay
>>706683291
0/10 See me after Gay class
>>706683317
Don't fucking talk to me
>>706683322
Right on
>>706683366
Ani-gay
>>706683438
How do you know I'm not a girl right now? Gay.
>>706683483
EHG confirmed worst drawfag
>>706683483
has anyone even gotten a delivery by EHG ever
>>706683483
EHG as binary gender
>>706683483
Niggauh, u gay
>>706683483
arent you worried you get so many gay requests?
>>706683398
I'm sorry
>>706683432
I was just admiring the sights
i'm a joo myself
>>706683483
but what if.. you're actually gay?
>>706683483
I just a want a cuck request.
>>706683629
Swordbro
>>706682641
Why do everyone think i like asmr?!?
>>706683584
Stay salty, my friend.
>>706683629
>has anyone even gotten a delivery by EHG ever
An exclusive few.EHG draws are -Super Rare-
>>706683632
Way ahead of you.
>>706683636
>>706683641
kys
>>706683703
You wish, faggot.
>>706683718
>I just a want a cuck request.
You're getting cucked right now.
>>706683924
>You're getting cucked right now.
Well this explains my boner.
Thanks!
>>706683924
hulk hands
>>706683629
i only got one.
>>706683076
I can't help it, your artstyle is cute, you're adorable, and to top it off, you're so nice, tank you so so so much for drawing me in your style!
>>706683924
make me
>>706683483
that's ok we don't need words ;)
>>706683629
I got 3
2 of which were serious and one joke
>>706683081
A request another drawing of EHG.
>>706684034
I've got one too or maybe two, i can't remember
>>706684045
>
>>706684126
>that's ok we don't need words ;)
Gross
>>706684164
>A request another drawing of EHG.
Good thing I just made this new character
>>706684045
so you wont stop ... fine, haha.
your tank girl is cute too and much more interesting than somethin small with pointy ears.
glad you like it
>>706682560
It depends where u live
The less money more ghetto, the more police kicking ass
The more rich, not so much
>>706684372
EHG Draw a 1971 chevrolet bel-air, that is, if you can.
>>706682684
>ameri-anon doesn't wanna hang out with you
JUST...!
>>706682841
Think it's gonna change?
Thanks for the answers guys
g2g
>>706684372
Requesting something you miss
EHG where did you go <3
>>706684681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y56dYeM9lk
>>706684372
Black Baron from Madworld?
>>706684779
who is this, thats talking?
>>706684372
EHG cockslapping Pin
>>706684869
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zidAx22KpH
>>706683584
He has turned into chris 2.0, legitimately.
so any requests?
