Dubs decides what i say to this inconsiderate faggot who moved out my dorm
>>706161903
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>send him this picture
>say these words
"You know what? Im glad you moved out. Just means more space for me and Hilloli. Thats right I bet you dont even know but i have this thing called a "tulpa" and boy does she does get me going. See this pic? Its her. Hilloli Clitton.... You probably know her as the young miss Clinton but you see I have ascended past the bounds of physical reality..... Heh.... Stay cucked faggot. She and I will be using your room as a cum dump for when we make our astral plane love..."
>send him the picture I post below next
"Thats right. I posted all these. Tons more too. Heh....... Now thats love, aint it faggot?
Heh.... Tsk tsk.... I'll be on my merry way now."
>>706162499
>>706162499
winzip
>>706161903
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>706162499
holy shit hiloli winrar
>>706162499
>yfw you realize God exists
>>706162499
The stars have truly aligned. Now, OP!
Send pic related and ask if likes your new watch.
>>706162499
Do it faggot!
>>706161903
Come suck my cock big boy ;) I wanted to try to ask you out but then you moved :(
>>706163951
Roll
>>706163951
rerollinf this
>>706162499
Include me in the screencap
QUEBEC WILL NEVER GET INDEPENDENCE
>>706163605
Roll
>>706163951
Rol
"Not my fault you're a disgusting nigger"
I'm a pansy bitch ass faggot and I want you to cum in my poop chute
>>706164219
Roll
COME ON OP DO IT FOR HILLOLI
>>706164219
Rreolling
>>706164219
Roll¡
I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF ME OR MY EXTENSIVE CIA TRAINING. YOU WILL DIE AT MY HANDS AND I CAN'T EVEN GET ARRESTED. SEE YOU SOON, KID.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706161903
Fucking deliver op hiloli
Hi
>>706164323
Reroll
Hilloli or riot
I'm actually a virgin xD
Why haven't we fucked yet?
Great, just let me have a social life on campus aaaaaaaaand its gone.
>>706164547
>>706164323
REROLL rEEE
>>706164547
>>706164586
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
I WANT TO SLIP YOUR BOXERS DOWN AND SUCKLE YOU COCK LIKE A PIGLET SUCKLES ITS MOTHERS TITS AND THEN IM GOING TO BEND YOU OVER GAPE YOUR ASS AND RAIL YOU HARDER THAN THAT TRAIN DID TO THOSE PEOPLE IN NEW JERSEY BECAUAE YOURE A PATHETIC FUCKING FAGGOT
>>706161903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB_H7xmeo5E
>>706164647
Roll
>>706164647
Rerollinf
>>706164647
kek roll
>>706164647
Rolling
>>706164323
reeeeeeroll
>>706164586
jesus fuck. Didn't think op would deliver on that one
>>706164647
roll :)))
>>706164647
Fucking roll
>>706164547
>>706164586
Good job, sir.
>>706164647
rr !
>>706164647
Rolling!!
>>706164647
REROLL COME ON
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>706164647
rolling :)
>>706164647
Rollllllll
Fuck your God, nigger.
>>706165156
Holy shit
>>706165156
Nah but seriously, I'm glad you moved out you cunt
>>706165156
Fuck doing what dubs say, just go on and keep doing the Hilloli shit. That'll make for a much better screencap.
>>706165156
im a registered sex offender. Prolly didn't help I molested my 8 year old nephew last week. Whoops. Did I say that out loud? You're next nigger
THEY DINT CALL ME BRENT THE BENT DICK FOR NOTHING NOW GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
>>706165315
Roll
I'm posting our convo on 4chan hur dur
>>706165156
Now ask him for nudes!
>>706165338
Roll
Nah, seriously. Come over? Let's fuck.
>>706162499
MY SIDES OMG
>>706165338
rerolling
>>706165399
WINRAR
Don't reply further. Don't say shit to him, the damage is done! Silence is culpability, DO IT FAGGOT
>>706165156
I have autism crisis and I used to shove your toothbrush in my ass
>>706165200
WINNER WINNER NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
>>706165399
Winrar
>>706165399
win
I'm going to make your anus look like the end of a blow horn
Roll for : "Please fuck me hard daddy"
>>706165471
Roll
>>706165080
re-rolling for this
I want you inside me daddy
>>706161903
you get bread crumbs everywhere?
disgusting
i wouldnt live with you either you filthy fucking cunt
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
TENDIE TENDIE ARE YOU READY
5 GBP FOR A TENDIE 5 GBP FOR A TENDIE
>>706165522
WIN0RAR
>>706165579
roll
>>706165315
roll
>>706165595
>reading comprehension
My mom gave me good boy points I'll spend them on a nice dildo ^_^
>>706165399
Gud thread
This is gud thread
I kicked an old lady down the stairs to go back in time but it didn't work
>>706165748
I'm happy I'm not the only one whos still aware of which dubs win.
I want you to spread the word about how much I love you
>>706165843
This one was way before that dumb shit
>>706165200
>>706165156
[name] i have to tell you something. i really liked the time we spent together and i would like to become more for you then just an friend. can we maybe meetup and speak about it? i would really appreciate it since you are an really cute boy.
I raped my cat
>>706165658
oops sorry.
let the fagget go, hes fucking disgusting
>>706165941
reroll
>>706165599
WINRAR THE WINRAR
If dubs : "pls come over I've always wanted to suck your dick"
>>706165936
Yup, now the sixteen year old kids' shitstorm started.
/b/ used to be good
Big prnis dad
Now, op. Smoke a shit ton of weed, then say you were high as an excuse.
It's almost kinda like the first thing of taking isn't so much as before it might have supposed to do.
big cummies for my tummies
>>706166052
>newfag pretending to be an oldfag
>>706165941
Roll
Gaaaaaay
>>706166097
Like that would excuse anything.
OP fucked his life.
Mexico is for faggots
It's almost kinda like the first thing of taking isn't so much as before it might have supposed to doing.
Big cummies for daddy
>>706166052
/b/ was never good you fucking newfag
Am I the only one who thinks the person OP is talking to might have a point
>>706166097
No. Dont. Ignore this faggot.
I like cum
>>706166144
winrar
It's almost kinda like the first thing of taking isn't so much as before it might have supposed to do only.
I'm jerking off while I lay in your old bed that still kinda smells like you ;)
>>706166345
Youre probably not, and theyre also degenerates like you.
op here. Fuck you guys. I'm not saying any of this dumb shit. Horrible idea. Later
>>706166408
Roll
>>706166425
>>706166425
Roll
>>706166425
Thanks for the thread whilst it lasted OP.
I salute you!
>>706166425
Oh come on. You already said the worst thing. Nothing will top that.
>>706162418
Lmfao this.
Had to take some liberties.
What animals is pepperoni? I made this towelhead bitch a hot pocket and I need to know if I should lie about what filling flavor it has.
>>706166572
>>706166425
rolling
>>706166572
You absolute mad man
what phone u have op?
>>706166572
HAH YES OP
>>706166606
Now come over so you can pound my sweet asshole like a meat tenderizer
i hate niggers heil hitler gas the kikes niggers need to die
>>706166700
Winrar lol
>>706166700
o shit i got it
>>706166606
kek'd hard. now he probably thinks you're on drugs
>>706166606
nice one OP I officially declare you not a faggot.
>>706166696
Reroll after the winrar
Hey nigga bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.
>>706166700
kek winrar op do it
>captcha: 1488
Hey mulatto, bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.
Suck my poo
ay bby u want sum fuk?
Hey bro bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.
>>706164000
Winrar.
>>706166833
Check 'em !
For OP : Link a random ass from trapthread "look what I'm wearing for you daddy please come over I need to feel squishy and get cummies"
>>706166833
Winrar #2
If dubs or higher, link the thread to him so we can make fun of his crummy ass
Hey fampai bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.
>>706167002
This
>crumby
nigger
>>706166097
Roll for saving op's ass
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>706163951
do the trips op, fuck the dubs. its anyway not funny if he doesnt reply. go for trips decide next
Hey dad bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.
>>706166984
Rolling for this anon idea
>>706166700
>
op fucking do it you pussy
>>706167101
Roll
Hey bo bring a couple bitches over, I boiled 3 boxes of hot pockets.
I just shit my pants. xD
i will drink your assjuice next semester
>>706167166
Winrar #3
i am the zodiac killer
when I find you I'm going to make you my personal sextoy.
>>706167166
winrar with a shitty idea
>newfags
>>706167255
Winrar #4
Where you at op? Losing daylight here
Ahhh so this is what you've been doing, Brent. Don't worry, I'll still tell everyone you're a degenerate, they won't believe you when you say I saw the thread too.
>>706162418
ROLL
How long I need to boil this oatmeal for? It's on fire a little bit.
>>706167323
Top fucking kek
>>706167323
Stay gold op
>>706167323
kek what a fucking normie
>>706167323
kek
Lets go to the football field and suck each other off on the 50 yard line. That'll show 'em
>>706167166
>>706167323
On this day OP delivered
>Certified not faggot
>>706167323
Stay gold should be a new meme
I'm starting to think I should have put water in before I started to boil it.
STAY GOLD
>>706166572
"Sorry about that bro. What I'm really young to tell you--in all seriousness--is that I cannot stop masturbating to underage pornograohy. I need help. Really. Please call the cops and get me the help I need. Please"
>>706167323
OP we love you x
Wtf is a Baylor Lariat?
>>706166700
you fucking ruined it
https://baylorlariat.com/
now we wait to see if OP actually ends up in the baylor lariat.
http://baylorlariat.com/
>>706166425
Good. Those last few gets sucked and they would've ruined the whole thing.
>>706167594
Sounds like a yid name.
(((Baylor Lariat)))
See?
>>706167594
school paper or media outlet i presume
>>706165315
roll
Yo yo you yo do the water goes in before or after you boil the noodles?
>>706167552
WINRAR. leave him with this parting thought...
>>706167496
It's already a meme faggot. It comes from the book "The Outsiders" and is referenced again in modern culture through the movie Step Brothers right after the scene in the bathroom where they fuck infront of the urinals.
Read a book faggot
>>706167706
after how else are noodles gonna be cooked ?
In cold water ?
>kek.jpg
>>706167784
Its not a meme tho
>>706166606
Well orchestrated OP.
>>706167628
Other guy is named "Trevin". Should we doxx one of them?
%endparty
>>706167784
>reference in modern culture
>meme
>newfag.mp3
>>706167323
Guessing Baylor Lariat is your uni's newspaper or sometihing ?
>>706167953
Im in for some doxing
I just don't know how to act now that I quit huffing paint thinner. It feels like pussy tastes.
>>706168117
I'm in too, haven't see a newfag about to kys since that kid who doxed himself through his sisters after she left his room and he posted about what to do with her panties
>>706165315
roll
>>706167953
>>706168117
I'll do my best
>>706168240
Include me in the screen cap
Please tell me someone is saving this shit.
>>706168228
Shit that was fucking awesome
>>706167889
ITS 2016 EVERYTHING IS A MEME
>>706168324
im on it, captain bizmo
>>706168364
ITS CURRENT YEAR!
>>706168384
Make sure I'm part of it!
You people are dumb. OP is texting themselves from their phone to a free texting app.
>>706168324
https://archive.fo/x0wau
>>706167889
>>706168019
meme
mēm
noun
an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
>educate yourselves
>>706168443
possibly, but if he ends up here:
http://baylorlariat.com/
we'll know for sure.
>>706168555
Checked
>>706168443
>fortheluls.jpg
>faggot
Call him an inconsiderate fag, and mock his shit attempt at gaslighting.
>>706168505
Oh shit someone is actually autistic enough to take memes history.
Screencapping for later uses.
>>706168709
Include me
>>706168505
Yeah but thats not what you mean by meme on the internet you retard. It means an internet meme. Retard.
>>706168443
Nah. But can you guys ask Kek that I dont end up in my uni's newsaper? Thanks
>>706168709
You do realize memes are not exclusive to modern culture?
Memes are as old as history itself.
>>706168926
>>706168709
>being this gay
Doesn't take much to end up there. Make a death threat to him OP so you atleast can get sime jailtime
Date: Between 9 p.m. on Aug. 18 and 8 a.m. on Aug. 19.
Location: McLane Stadium
Summary: Baylor officers were dispatched to the above location in reference to a burglary from the concession area at the above location. The complainant advised a case of Lays chips and several bottles of water were missing from inventory. All information was recorded and this case remains open pending further investigation.
Offense: Burglary of a building
Case Disposition: Case changed from Active to Suspended on 09-22-16, until further leads can be developed. (CASE UPDATE)
>>706168948
>talked like a true normie
>kek.flv
>>706169191
>talked
>normie
>>706169191
>>706168948
>>706168926
>>706168709
>>706168617
This thread has become terminal
>cancer
>>706169779
>newfags can't handle baits
>on another news water is wet
>>706162499
just ruined someones life.
>>706169852
>fire is hot
>the sky is blue
>your mother is a whore
>mootsuxcox
>anon is a faggot
>>706168555
this is gonna be good
>>706162499
>>706162561
Daily reminder it was /tv/'s cunnyposter making those posts. /pol/ btfo by best board
