ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
When I was at college (a very long time ago) at lunch time I would always offer to bring back food for anyone in the common room. One chap, let's call him Simon, would often take up my offer. He liked KFC chips & gravy. One afternoon while suffering a bout of hayfever and doing some last minute cramming I asked Simon, who was heading to the shops, to bring me back a sandwich, he refused, I remonstrated with him, pointing out the number of occasions on which I'd brought him back lunch. He shrugged and said "I'm nobody's fucking skivvy"
'K.
Step forward in time a couple months, end of last semester, my final year, there are many parties. Small hours of the morning and I'm leaving one of these parties, just as I kick my bike, I see Simon staggering, drunk down the steep hill towards a main road. Just as he reached the corner he lurched of the pavement and was struck a glancing blow by a white lorry going full pelt.
He was thrown in the air, over the crash barrier, and into a rain filled, tree lined ditch that divided the houses from the carriage way.
I rode to the bottom of the hill and pulled in, hopped over the barrier to examine Simon. Both legs were folded under his body, plainly badly broken, his arms were rigid by his sides and part of the side of his head was missing, whatever was visible through the hole was pulsing. His body was bucking, like he was trying to fuck an invisible woman hovering above him and he was making a constant low keening sound, occasionally developing into a yelp, like he was trying to scream but didn't have enough puff for it.
He was aware of me and tried to speak, "alp ma" he said, I think it was "help me". " von balans" he said, "phone ambulance". Mobiles weren't around at this time. Phoning for help would have required returning to the party or finding a phone box.
" I'm nobody's fucking skivvy" I said, got on the bike and went home.
His body was found a few days later, nobody has ever been charged.
>>705328320
KFC doesnt serve chips
>>705328320
but who was phone?
>>705328407
in the 3rd world, like britain, fries are called chips cause they are dumbass inbred muslim lovers
>>705328435
Not. Phone is kill.
>>705328214
Society these days is completely unaware of this, but ... Eating too much makes you fat. That's a known factual secret! Pass it on with extra care!
>>705328726
it all makes sense now! thanks!!
low key wish i had a hot dad who would rape me
sadly my dad is asshole degenerate gang banger and my step dad is a cunt who doesn't want to hold a conversation with me
>>705328714
oh wow ok
OP the story sucked btw
>>705329060
OP here, i didnt post it, and yes it did suck, i didnt even read it
Back in march/april I was fucking my friends wife then she ended up preggo soon after and im 90% sure its mine.
Since she got knocked up I started bangin her twin sister who had a long term bf. We snort a fat rail of dope and fuck for an hour or two. Oh im also married btw
I'm fucking a married woman.
Idk why but I masturbate to videos of girls in fist fights
My sister is pregnant and no one, even her, knows it might be mine..... it might not be, i don't know, but i'm afraid to find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sarqgzfKZHI
>>705330160
as long as they dont find out it doesnt matter, u have nothing to fear. but you should kill her anyway just in case
>>705330259
dude wtf
I want to have sex with my step daughter so bad
>>705330499
how old?
I ate rice for breakfast
>>705330733
jackie chan is that u????
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
I've fucked 3 cousins and not one knows about me fucking the other lol.
>>705329924
we all have things that never happened
>>705331060
yas, rush hor 4 > out 2018
I was in rotation in Korea last year while I was a major in the army. I killed three prostitutes. No one even suspected it was someone That wasn't Korean
>we ha sec all ve rets
What?
I'm a virgin
When I was 15 I took my 15 year old girlfriend's virginity - and sucked off her 13 year old brother.
>>705328214
I had a sex with a potato
When my nephews(7 &9yo) stay with me, I let them shower with me and my gf. Their parents are conservative godfags who shelter them. Pretty sure she is the only naked girl they've ever seen, and it's good for them to experience such reality imo
>>705331521
Lol you faggots never believe me but oh well ill ride this bus til the crash
i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"
i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....
browsing the porn section
see this
"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"
and then the description
"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"
and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.
i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.
seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her
>>705332138
at the same time?
im gay
>>705332259
but dont hate her enough to post her pic? wut
I found out my uncle that's dying with cancer has a large collection of CP on his laptop.
i rape my sister when she was 13.
>>705332273
No, I wish. He walked in while she was sucking my dick in the kitchen - to keep him quiet I sucked him, and we both liked it so I kept it up. She never knew.
I hate being white, I look like a fucking kid even though I'm 20. Seriously just search for tumblr boys, I look like 90% of them.
People tend to avoid me thinking I'm a douchebag or some shit like that, people think I'm stupid or they label me as if I were trouble free. People avoid teaming with me for final projects because they think I'll drag them down (competition is a huge thing in my faculty).
I just want to be average looking, at the very end nothing concerning my looks has brought me anything good to my life. I'm pretty much alone all day, I'm awful at bonding with people and no matter how hard I try people can't relate to me.
>>705332373
never. if she saw it, she would know it could only ever have come from one source, so no. i'm not that stupid
>>705328214
Slept at my ex's place after party. We were sharing the bed. She takes her top and panties off.
Both pretty drunk. She lays down and says "no touching". She closes her eyes, maybe sleeping I'm unsure. Start stroking her thighs. No protest. Slowly moving to her pussy. slowly touching her cunt. She's getting wet. She turns around.
I move down, and start licking her wet pussy and inserting two fingers. I turn her on her stomach, and she pushes her ass in my face and starts grinding and moaning. Push a finger into her ass, slides in no resistance. Now she's moaning and rubbing her clit, good. one finger in ass and three in pussy. Ask her if she likes it, yes she moans. She cums hard. My hands and face are dripping wet. she suddenly "wakes up" obviously regretting it instantly. say that i raped her, feel bad. wtf.
>>705332544
Nice dubs but too bad you aren't black
>>705332469
he was never going to tell anyone anyway, fag.
I masturbate to my aunt's tit pics
>>705328214
I sucked my first dick yesterday and it wasn't as gay as I thought it'd be
>>705332735
gross
>>705332643
walk the dinosaur
>>705332753
>it wasn't as gay as I thought it'd be
exactly how gay did you think it would be? and how much less gay was it? quantify this please
I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
>>705332728
Well, I got virgin 13 year old dick, so I'm not complaining. Oh yeah, and the 15 year old pussy with the amazing ass and tits.
I'm currently in the rap group Migos
My gf and I create secret sex games and see who can complete theirs first.. Any guy that outright asks to see her naked can for 50 dollars. That includes a grope and a picture. Mine is to fuck the cute temp at work and come home and have her suck the my dick. Rules are she can't directly proposition and I can't try to fake pussy taste on my dick.
I cheat on my girlfriend with whores. Often. I record it without thier knowledge too.
Going to date rape a friend of mine when she gets high with me next, spike her while she's tripping on lsd. gonna take pics.
I've fucked everyone of my friends girlfriends for the past 4 years. All while they are dating him, even an ex ot mine while they were dating.
I do a lot of drugs at work. I shouldn't.
I just wanna burn.
>>705332948
It felt normal, just like eating a girl out. It felt right and pleasurable. You should try it anon
>>705333069
Takeoff?!
>>705333262
Na. I'm a sound engineer. But I been with em since day 1..
>>705332960
nice. I made out with a 12yo boy a couple times, wanted to do more but sadly didnt.
> Dating a girl a while back
> Sex had dried up,
> Relationship was on the out.
> She goes out for a friends birthday,
> Been Depressed, i dont like her friends.
> Stay home.
> She comes home in a good mood but fucking wasted. Wants to sleep
> Just passes out ontop of my bed.
> Take her shoes off,
> Take her Dress off.
> wasn't wearing a bra.
> Dick is Diamonds.
> She's flopped stomach down on my bed ontop of the sheets.
> Do a few tests to see if shes awake,
> She mumbles a bit, She's awake a little
> Ask if she wants to fuck,
> No reply.
> Start fingering her.
> No objections, Some moans.
> Lube her up
> Climb on top of her
> Slide dick in
> She moans but doesn't object.
> Start fucking
> She wakes up, I say "Hey sweetie"
> "mmm hey....." she says
> I pick up the pace
> Smash away as hard as i can
> my dick has always been a little big she hates it rough.
> Take all my frustrations out on her.
> She's not moaning anymore, kind of pained yelping.
> Pull out and cum on the side of her face when im done,
> She just collapses back down and falls asleep.
> Next morning she comes up to me and says "I'm really sore what happened last night?"
> "If it was anyone else, that would not have been cool"
> Convince her that she was horny as hell and just kept saying harder.
> She's skeptical but doesn't push the issue.
> Wish i recorded it while she was drunk.
> it is the hottest sex i have ever had and can't bring myself to be the rough with anyone else since.
> Miss her from time to time : (
frosted butts
law enforcement set up shop in an rv near my house and still monitor my every move. it's good training for the things i want to do.
I used to spy on my girlfriend's teenage daughter showering. Her body was too perfect. We'd play in the pool together and the way she looked in her little tight bikini...fuck!!!
My secrets will only be told to one person.
>>705328834
Maybe you should give step-dad a lap dance
Femanon here. I'm currently living my dream and training to be a wrestler with a big promotion. One of my trainers is an absolute legend and I'm very honored to be taught by her. I work really hard to learn everything I can from her so that one day I can be as great and famous as her.
She had sexually assaulted me three times in the showers, but I said nothing because I don't want my dream to end.
>>705330499
I bet it wouldn't be that hard to do
>>705328320
These people sprung the fucking language and they can't even type a decent story.
-SoonDieTheQueen
>>705333760
HI HI HI :3
>>705333832
rhonda rousey is a rapist?
>>705333963
hurry! alert tmz!!
>>705332544
It sounds like you need to learn how to communicate better. People wouldn't make assumptions about you if you are well spoken and can make your point intelligently. Maybe you just want to hate your race
The company I work for is willing to buy a farm, everything...equipment, vehicles, tools, home quarters...everything.
They send me to go do an inventory with the family whom usually sell the farm becaus either their family member just died and they no nothing, or they don't care to continue farming,
Every Full Aquisition, when their is grains involved. I lie about the amount, they may have 70,000 bushels of flax, but I'll claim 60.
i make more money doing this then actually working my salaried pay.
I farm as well to cover my tracks, if I didn't...it would get incredibly suspicious.
I'm afraid of meeting new people.
I was an only child and was a hornball. My parents were both professionals and never home.
I used to put PB on my vagina and have my dog lick it off. I'd also do oral on him, and told myself it was practice and it's only fair
No one irl knows this
>>705330467
Welcome, newfag
>>705333686
>>705334272
>they no nothing
>>705328214
Another one.
Live in rural area.
>Be sick fuck
>Sneak out with black hoodie and running shoes like a 90s hipster
>Walk trough small patch of forest
>Spot victim
>Big brown horse
>Creep up to it
>Start petting it and touching it's big strong ass
>slowly reach under
>stroking big horse balls
>horse dick starts pouring out of shaft
>nice
>start stroking it
>getting longer and thicker
>jack off on the horse dick
>run and hide in the shower
>>705333932
Fuck. You...fine. I told my therapists im completely healthy and will go with their recommendations as is my conditions for my release. I'm actually worse than I was when I was being held.
>>705334272
God damn my spelling is atrocious. I would say I'm drunk in hopes to soften the blow.....but nope....I just suck lol
>>705334320
More?
>>705334308
Pretty hot actually. Tell me more. Did he like it? Did he cum? Spit or swallow?
>>705333963
Rousey teaches wrestling?
>>705332469
Story of how you came to this arrangement?
I knocked this cunt up.
>>705334454
More!!
>>705333133
i wanna hangout with you
>>705334686
You in Toronto? I could use a partner in crime.
I touched my moms vagina while she was sleeping
>>705328214
>be me about three years ago
>had a program on my computer that would automatically start my webcam if anyone walked into my bedroom
>get home from college one day and see the webcam has been tripped
>check video and see mom come into my room looking for anything that needs washing
>see mom pick up pair of shorts that I'd worn to the gym
>she sniffed them and I thought she was just checking that they were dirty, which by god they were because I sweat like a horse in the gym
>she carried on sniffing them then she stuck her hand down the front of her jeans and began to rub herself
>I was fuckin shocked but also diamonds watching as mom rubbed one out standing in my bedroom sniffing my shorts
>I shut my door and fapped like a demon to it time and again
>I still fap to it even now and I'm still hugely turned on by it but also feel massive shame as soon as I've cum!
>>705333832
How long have you trained there? I might know who you are.
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
>>705332183
I think he meant that in the sense of "what happened in vegas stays in vegas" kinda "that never happened"
>>705334308
>on my vagina
>my vagina
>vagina
>>705334864
You should a) post the video and b) fuck your mom. She wants it.
>>705328834
Oh look a girl with daddy issues... never seen that before!
>>705335059
Seconded
>be me
>be 25
>trinder sloot (6/10) comes over for netflix'n'fuk
>20 minutes into stranger things
>she wants the D
>dicksofforharambe.gif
>she starts sucking like a trooper
>move things into bedroom
>strip off clothes along the way
>start pounding her pussy like I’m stomping out a fire
>she screams like a banshee
>she wants it in her ass
>I play the back 9
>38 minutes later
>cum on her tits
>we both lay there for a while out of breath
>decide to go have a shower
>she giggles at the wet patch on the sheet
>likeigiveafuck.webm
>we both jump in shower
>we soap each other up and wash each other down
>start fucking again
>fuck her from behind POV style in the shower
>cum on her ass
>get out of shower
>still hard
>move back into the bedroom
>>705335235
>she lays back on the bed
>cringeface.jpeg
>stops acting sexy and starts screaming “ewwww ewww ewwww”
>she jumps off the bed and runs back into the shower
>wft?
>look back at the bed
>notice the wet patch on the sheets is now a huge puddle
>lean in for a sniff
>smells like piss
>smells like cat piss
>look at my cat
>realise my cat didnt approve of the smell tinder sloots vag juices on the bed and decided to remark it's territory
>cat doesn’t give a fuck
>can hear tinder sloot back in the shower yelling how disgusting my cat is
>I'm like “you just sucked my dick after it was in your ass, but you draw the line at cat piss?”
>yougottahavestandards.xls
>shit gets awkward
>her gets dressed and leaves shortly after
>throw sheets in washing machine
>mfw realise my cat is super efficient at getting rid of tinder sloot without me hinting from her to leave after sex
>mfw realise my cat is the ultimate wingman
>bro-fist cat
>give cat extra fancy feast that night
>finish watching stranger things
>wish winona ryder was still as hot as in beetlejuice
>would still fuck
>dick feels itchy
>pic related
>>705332544
It's not because you're white. I'm white and could usually buy beer with no ID at 18.
>>705330259
That's actually not so bad. Lots of kids look like their uncles, and you'll be able to spend time with the kid without raising suspicion.
>>705334864
Remember: when you came out of your mother, you gave her one hell of an orgasm
>>705332948
It was only 0.3 OP units gay.
>>705335154
>girl
ron MOTHERFUCKING perlman
>>705331942
No shit...
My best friend has three kids and they're all mine not his, I've been banging his wife for years now and I had DNA tests done privately to confirm the're mine, he was worried that he couldn't have kids because they tried for a long time to conceive then it happened like magic, I'd feel sorry for him but his wife is a dirty slag and a top fuck
>>705335944
Pics of her?
>be me
>16
>Have girl over for succ
>Get succ
>Mid succ she tells me to wait
>Blind folded
>wtf.jpeg
>Feel warm thing on peen
>Still blind folded.png
>Feels real good
>Take off blind fold
>OH SHI-
>>>To >>>Be >>>Continued
>>705336118
>Have girl over
>>705336118
>she slid a cat's tail on peen
>psycho bitch killed a cat to fuck with me
>>705336115
Nah mate, she's the kind of girl you notice, if I put anything up here it will get back to people.... besides I think they're gonna try for another kid soon
>>705336118
Did you do your cat anon
>>705336330
Body pics?
>>705336118
the shocking truth about clickbait with shock you
>>705328214
>5 year relationship ended in january
>seeing a girl because the pussy game strong
>seeing another girl because her head isn't empty like the first girl
>they don't know about each other
>It's been like this for about 2 months.
>>705332821
Eh it's hot
Fucked my best friends wife in their bed during a dinner party.
Was over in 5 minutes, we just returned to party - noone the wiser.
She told me later, he said there was wetspot on his side of the bed but didn't question it.
Fucked my girlfriend an hour after fucking her best friend at a party.
I could smell the pussy juice of her best friend just before I slammed my cock into my girlfriends pussy.
>>705336400
Shes got tattoos and pierced nipples, like I said she stands out in a crowd.
If she ever fucks me off though I've a shitload I'm gonna drop on here and none of them will be censored I promise.
I've got four girls in my area pregnant.
All by accident.
Don't provide support or anything.
I'm now confident that I've the right mindset to continue my gene strain into the future.
When I get bored I abuse my trusted status, female friends often trust me enough to get high and drunk around me. Way to high and drunk. I abuse this by molesting them while they are passed out. But not every time, just when they go too far.
I'm pretty sure I'm the dad to my friends kid. She's white he's black kids white.
>>705336603
So edgy
>>705336439
I must be getting old the sensible one sounds best to me
My first fuck had her period when we were once fucking.
There was blood everywhere but I was so horny I just kept on going.
I swear my bedsheets looked like a murder scene.
>>705336603
pics
> A girl was pushing back on me at late night live concert.
> I got diamond hard.
> She felt the diamonds and pushed back harder.
> She turned to look at me, smiled and looked down and pulled her skirt up.
> I took out my diamonds and went straight into her wet pussy.
> Blew my load inside her as the music went hardcore.
> She just edged away after and I never saw her again.
>>705336118
Continued
>See Spiderman fleshlight
>mfw spidey feels better than her
>She tries to take Spidey away
>REEEE.jpg
>She cries and leaves, also left Spidey behind
>Dick is still diamonds so fuck Spidey
>Best fuck I've ever had
Never saw her again.
Spidey broke a few days later.
Nevar forget Spidey
>>705336903
I know right? Seems like the obvious choice.
but after my long relationship ended ive become one bitter, cynical motherfucker(e.g. cruising around /b/ again). So not really big on the idea of falling in love with the second girl, even though that's probably the right way to go
>>705335461
Thats pretty gay
Fucked my high school 7/10 teacher in a school broom closet just before I graduated.
eyy man, i needo a shower 2
I had to drop something off at my bosses house, his young son was there to let me in, he is obviously a fag and was eyeing me up the whole time, I decided to flirt with him and asked if I could get a glass of water before setting off for work again, joking and laughing while we chatted..... 15 minutes later I was balls deep in his smooth pale ass, shot a huge load into him them gave him a quick blowjob as reward, got his number and have been banging him silly all summer.
Been teaching him how to ride a motorcycle so he can take his test next year, his arse in leather jeans is magical!
I post tits of gf every day here
>>705332753
This What?
>>705333123
you wish it was just a grope
>>705336842
White men should be impregnating as many white women as humanly possible. Good job!
> Make my wife not wear panties when we go to Church on Sundays.
> Bought small remote vibrator
> Started making her insert vibrator to church.
> Turn it on randomly through mass.
> Turn it on just as she's receiving bread at front of church from priest.
> Turn it on as shes talking to friends afterward.
> Get the best sex when we get home.
Been doing it for 6 months now.
I bought a small remote vibrator and
i put tissue paper in my asd and run around the bathroom to look like tails
>>705338270
ass*
>>705337686
Same. Do you want her to get recognized? Turns me on knowing random people around her could know how much of a slut she is.
>>705328214
I'm not gona read this, I'm just gona tell you I shit on someone's face once and I don't regret it
>>705337963
doesn't it make noise?
>>705333449
what does that mean?
>>705337864
She'd better be asking for more than fifty if it is.
>>705338664
first sample is free
>>705338727
See. That's the retard logic that would cause me to leave her.
I jack off to a lot of girls in my city, girls I went to school with and local girls I just know. I graduated but still look at pics of them when they were in middle school or just younger to get the job done.
I sucked my first dick last year at the age of 31, it was frightening at first but it turned out to be great, now I'm topping this 19 year old guy who looks really young, I get this huge thrill when he looks at me all coy and calls me daddy, makes me diamonds just thinking about it.
>In elementary school we had kid pix studio deluxe.
>There was a program within it that was called moopies i think.
>It was basically the stamps but they were animated like little stampable gifs.
>If you double clicked the stamp icon it would take you to a little editing screen where it showed all the frames of the animation
>I'd change the more relevant stamps into cocks
>it was so easy because you just had to color over the existing pixels with tan and then add a head and balls
>hammering hammer becomes flopping boner
>wiggling snake becomes wiggling penis
>jackhammer becomes hyperextending dong
> dancing girl in red skirt has a dick hanging out of her dress
>Santa's hat becomes helicoptering phallus
>smoke-belching chimney becomes a smoke-belching dickshaft
i was rapped a few years ago at a party but im into rape porn
>>705333832
I thought I was being trolled. Maybe I am. But this story is so simple, yet brutal.
Does she still do it? Does this change how you feel about your dream?
My parents have a cabin and they let my moms best friend stay there for a while after she got divorced, I went up there to help her move some stuff around, when I got there she was pretty blasted on weed and beer, she's kind of a milf/gilf and she made a move for me, I let her because she has these huge tits and I really wanted to suck them, I stayed overnight and we fucked like rabbits all night, she even took it in the ass!
>>705338642
nothing
I like cheese pizza.
im fucking damaged.
I once killed a bag of Doritos for stealing a bike
>>705339602
Me to, it's the only thing that really makes me cum buckets anymore, but I don't search for it and I don't store it, I just fap like a demon anytime it appears on here.
every time my daughter comes to visit, we end up fucking
I once Doritos a bag of bike for stealing a kill
i tricked my female housemate to suck my dick through a gloryhole after snooping though her email and seeing she signed up to a fetish site.
>>705331150
still here?
>>705339825
Same here, I wouldn't even know where to find it anymore, used to get it on Limewire back in the day when I was at high school
>>705328214
I have a beautiful girlfriend whos is totally in love with me, has old fashioned principles regarding her S/O etc but I always end up posting her nude photos on here for thrills
>>705328214
I'm 33, still pick my nose (and eat the findings)
And I've had sex with two trannies
>>705332259
nice pasta
>>705328320
Good story desu
I'm a middle-aged man sexually attracted to girls aged 14-15. I do not act upon my desires.
/b/ was best when TYFTT threads were a daily occurrence.
>>705339440
Not OP but I think I know who she's talking about. If I guessed right, she's in a really tough spot. If she rubs anyone the wrong way where she is, she'll never be hired anywhere worthwhile for the rest of her life.
It's too bad she didn't go through indy first like so many others did. At least if she can already wrestle and has a good reputation, she could just get up and leave and get work elsewhere.
>>705340333
Trips means all is forgiven. What's TYFTT?
>>705328214
I registered to vote because of Trump. Not because I believe anything he says or whatever, but I want to see the world burn. I'm an active nihilist, not like those emo twits who claim the same lable. I do shit. I have a job, I participate in the community, I have all the trimmings of a stand-up fella but I am politically active in ways I KNOW will lead to our world burning. I lie about what I do, everyone thinks I want to make the world better. I almost laugh myself to sleep.
Why is this thread full of people coming out about being pedophiles or such.
>>705340442
Too Young For Those Tits
>>705332544
failing at being white... i don't even know how to help you. Knowing what your doing is a part of our god givin responsibility.
>>705332160
Kek not sure why this keep being posted
>>705340473
You sound like a faggot who have no idea what active nihilism is
It was me.
>>705332160
Get a new secret man... And btw, they are 7 and 9. It doesn't take a genius to know that's probably the only naked chick they have seen
>>705339440
Whoa, this thread is still up.
She has only done it a few times, when everyone has left for the day and I'm last in the shower. I try not to be last or be alone for too long in the training facility with her. She acts like it never happened.
I still want to reach my goal and live my dream, but it makes me wonder how many before me had to endure these things to make it in the business, and it makes me really sad.
I don't hate nigger but i voted for nationalist
>>705340955
Go back to your clique and smoke some more while bitching about the world then, you passive whiner.
>>705340357
Yes, exactly! Had I known I would have never started here. I thought this was my best opportunity to make it in this industry. The training is world-class, and I get to learn from the best in the business every day, and it would be an easy transition to the main promotion once I'm ready.
How did you know who I'm talking about?
>aunt hugged me one day
>it was out of nowhere
>i laughed awkwardly
>got a boner though
>grabbed and pushed her up against the wall
>she looked completely fucking horrified
>knew i fucked up and it was just an innocent hug from her
>owell went in for a kiss and started feeling her breast and went down her pants
>she lets me do this but she's still in complete shock
>iamfuckingdead.jpg
>fuckit.jpg
>hands in her pants rubbing and fingering her and kissing her
>she's still NOT doing shit about this
>lead her to my room and fucked the shit out of her
>only time
>we pretend like it never happened
>actually feels bad man
When I was 10, I had to use every bit of willpower to not pop a tiny boner as my cute and young Asian family doctor pulled down my pants to examine my balls because I complained about testicular pains the week prior.
i want to watch my wife suck another guys cock
Well a few years back a girl I used to work with asked to barrow money from me. No big deal right?
Well when I needed money I got all these sob stories "I'm broke" "slow at work" but could go to the mall and beach. Well after while she told me her mom would give me the money. Ok no big deal so FB her mom. She had no idea she was giving me money. So end up talking to her mom. Her mom hits on me and we get flirty. We meet every now and again and fuck. Best part is her mom is married! Good times
I want to fuck my daughter so bad. She makes me so hard.
>>705341098
What makes me kinda sad is what people are willing to put up with for their dream.
I dont know if I admire your dedication to still go through with it, or pity that you put up with it for your dream.
Regardless, I hope get to where you want to be. You're still doing more for your future than many, including myself, are willing to do.
Sorry for tipping my fedora so hard.
>>705341486
It still is your best chance. Sarah only does it if you don't say no. Don't play the victim. Paul won't let her get away with this shit if you'd just grow a spine.
>>705342100
Me too. More pics?
>>705341424
You seem to be really retard because active or passive nihilism hai nothing to do with the will of seeing the world burn.
Get some edu you filthy redneck, you don't even know who Nietzsche is yet you talk shit about nihilism
>>705341588
Why would you feel bad? And how has it been kept under wraps?
>>705340473
A real nihilist would know that not only does life not matter, but neither does your vote.
>>705341834
Found the Bernie voter
>>705342290
She's so pretty. I'd fuck her so gently and cum on her shapely breasts.
I stole some panties once. Not just any kind though. I jerked off in it and threw it away.
>>705342308
F. Nietzsche, the philosopher, has nothing to do with nihilism other than many nihilists cherry pick some of what he said to do their adolescent versions of nihilism, a term highjacked by social media era idiots who did no more in-depth research then Wikipidia. Nihilism is, in it's pure form, wanting to see the world burn, the anihilation of all structure and order.
>>705342325
it might be a good fantasy/taboo thing for many but it didn't turn out that way for me. it's one of the most shameful things i've ever done and pretty much hate myself for it. it's not even something i can think back on and be happy i did something plenty of you fuckers would love to do. it's all fucked up and i wish it never happened.
also i guess asian people just keep things hidden? we're like that or something i have no idea that's the best answer i could give. i already packed the day after thinking for sure i was gonna be disowned.
>>705342514
4chan meetup gangbang? Pls?
>>705342373
I'm doing far more than that... and the movement of "real nihilists" are emo tools who sit around smoking saying "nothing matters" and being less than the nothing they claim everything is.
>>705342545
What the fuck, Nietzsche thought active nihilism is the base of the "superhuman" that, thanks to active nihilism, can free himself from the chains of religious and moral dogmas. Please dude.
>>705328214
The moment I get my hands on some roofies I'm raping my sister
I think I'm pretty cute looking: when I go out, even all by myself, I just stay in a corner and at least 1 woman will come talk to me.
But... I'm impotent
I'm dating this girl, she's cute, great ass even though she's asian, she's sweet as fuck, pretty smart, has a good job. And I couldn't fuck her, I couldn't even get hard when she tried to suck me off.
So I just made her cum by eating her out.
It feels pretty fucking bad, considering getting viagra now...
>>705342785
^cherry picking while ignoring context.
I'm 15, and I fucked my uncle of 45 years old.
>>705343079
You were bottom or top?
>>705343079
Girl/boy?
>>705342151
Way to out her, faggot.
I have a facebook account where I am completely submissive to everybody who messages me, almost whatever they order me to do I do.
>>705342960
"wanting to see the world burn" LOL that's actually the fake nihilism according to medias.
Nihilism is all about concepts. Nihilism is refusing every meaningful aspect of life because what is meaningful in life is decided artificially, and there's nothing absolute.
This is nihilism.
All other shit like seeing the world burn are a bunch of shit told by the autistic users who want to look edgy.
>>705342844
Bro
I had your exact same trouble, ever since I first started puberty. I think it's a confidence thing mostly. For me, at least.
I tried viagra. I found it a bit hit+miss, although its better than nothing.
The best thing a can recommend is TRT (testosterone replacement therapy). I had my test levels checked and I was found to be slightly above what they regard here as the 'low' threshold. Essentially, equivalent to the test levels of a 55 y.o.
Because I wasn't below that threshold they refused to give me any TRT. So, I went and got myself some testosterone enanthate. Basically it just test with an esther so it flows around your system for around 1-2 weeks.
I wake up with an erection every day, can smash 2-3 times a day no trouble and I get twitches seeing a pretty girl walking down the street.
I am using 0.8ml twice per week, 10ml bottle with 300mg per bottle. I am using more than is needed because I train, so it's a 2 birds one stone situation for me. If you dont lift, you don't need that much.
Hope the info helps /b/ro
>>705339947
The good ole days
Accidentally got a new fetish I can't tell anyone about ever. I started fantasizing about my RP character having weird, LARPy scifi themed sex with his own father from a fairly young age.
>feels so good it feels bad, man
I want to kill myself because it's better than constantly being reminded that I'm not me and nor am I the person my parents love or my girlfriend loves. If it weren't for them I would have done I years ago, I spent tonight thinking of how I'd explain it logically to my girlfriend so that she wouldn't blame herself and understand that it's the best thing for me.
Its only going to get worse once testosterone gives me a beard and more body hair etc
When I was 13 I used to Fuck the family dog when I could get away with it
Black lab, always preggers. Had nice warm tits.
Not like my penis in her doggo vag, just pull pants down have her lay on top while I rubbed my cock between those hawt dog tits and under carriage.
Big Chocolates Part 1
>Be Britfag whitey, 19 and living with the rents
>New neighbours, blacks (English Blacks, not those uncivilised monkey you Americans have running around).
>Get on well with the mother (Father nowhere to be seen) and her annoying little daughter is tolerable.
>Fast forward a few years, I come back to live with mother after a break-up.
>Chilling in garden, enjoying rare british sunshine.
>"Hey you"
>Daughter at my Fence in her garden.
>"Hey hun, hows it hanging?"
>Get up to go chat with her.
>HolyTits.jpg
>Giant black tits, unfortunatly covered by a tee but still obvious.
>Small talk then she tells me she's having problems with her laptop.
>Not taking the bait, she's only 14.
>Things carry on as normal.
>She seems obsessed, always seems to catch me in the garden, and comes up with excuses for me to visit her.
>No dice kiddo.
>Fast forward to Winter.
Big Chocolates Part 2
>Things on the dating scene are dry.
>I'm in the garden mowing the grass and bang there she is.
>This time, she's pulled out the big guns.
>Cold as fuck but wearing tee, no bra.
>Mentions that her internet isnt working and her mother is away for the weekend
>fuckit.jpg
>Go into her house, led to bedroom
>Shocker, internet seems fine
>"Hey, since its working wanna watch a movie?"
>She jumps on bed with laptop, and I've made my decision by the time her tits have stopped bouncing.
>Cant remember the film but i wasnt really paying attention.
>I lay down on the bed with her, leave a bit of distance between us but she quickly closes the gap
>Few minutes in "Thanks for keeping my company, I've missed our chats"
>Leans over me slightly and kisses my cheek, her giants black tits squashed against me
>She stays half cuddled against me, all I can do is look down at her tits
>Popping obvious boner through sweatpants which is right next to laptop
>"Oh hello, whats this?" she giggled and put her hand over it.
>She proceeds to pull it out and gives me one of the better blowjobs of my life.
>Over the next few years we have a secret sort-of relationship, whenever her mother was out she would invite me over, sometimes she had friends with her and they took turns either blowing me or getting fucked by me, all about the same age as her.
>She eventually moved away, last I heard she was engaged.
>Never touched an underage girl since, but those were probably the best years of my life.
>>705339825
it doesnt appear anymore
>>705343373
Will check it out.
I think it also has to deal with my porn addiction I got from when I was heavily autistic. Started to hit the gym, got normie clothes, so I really notice the difference with girls now.
But I really feels like a diabetic in a candy store... Tantalus punishment kind of shit
Anyway, thanks anon
>>705331744
w-why?
My first time having sex was with a prostitute who has a one year old.
I just turned 19 (20 now), got fired from my job at a subway/gas station, and decided, 'fuck it, I dont care, love is overrated' and hopped on Craigslist.
I managed to find someone who lived about 30 minutes from my house, I emailed her, and walked to her house. I got there and she let me in, I dropped 120 on her and we went to work.
She sucked me off for about 30 seconds, just trying to get me hard. She then laid on her back as I strapped my condom on. I thrusted in her, she yells to go slower, her pussy not used to my thick cock. I moved awkwardly, not getting any good movements, but I didnt care, I was having sex.
About 4 minutes in I hear crying from the other room. She tells me to get off her so she can check on her child and I follow her. She changes her and we go back to her bed and we finish our session.
I went home to tell my brother and told him the whole story. At first, he was skeptical that I lost my virginity but I was drilling him info bits about how she looked and how she felt. When I got to the point that we stopped because she had a child, he didn't believe me; he thought I had poor taste if I did that.
So I gritted my teeth for my pride and told him the whole story was fake and that he was gullible for believing the whole thing. To this day I haven't told anyone about my prosistute. Everyone things I'm still a virgin.
>>705344135
I had the same with masturbation. Totally kills the drive.
Just do yourself a favour - try and get it from someone in a gym of possible. A lot of the stuff online is cheap, half crystallised thai shit made in a bathroom
Pic of my GF's ass for motivation
Just happened two minutes ago.
>need to shit
>go to bathroom, drop trou
>lean too far forward when sitting down
>bang head on edge of counter
>FUCK
I've owned this house for twenty years.
>no one must know
>>705342844
My problem is almost the opposite. I'm a 26yo KV, and my dick becomes diamonds for pretty much any female I see on the street. Feels bad man.
>>705330030
seconded, its so hot for some reason.
>>705336842
Your Face When one of you kids fucks another one and makes a disabled inbred baby
>>705334621
928? Where in az?
Almost fucked my 9 yo cousin in his ass when I was 12. Almost.
Secret that will ruin my life:
>got my sister in law blackout drunk
>played with her tits, fingered her
>went through her phone album, texts, email, etc, stole any and all nudes pics/vids
>stole her boyfriends cock pics too
>covered my tracks
>two years later and she has no idea
1/?
>>705339971
Same, except with my wife. Pic your gf.
>>705345788
2/?
>be 15 at the time
>start fooling around with my girlfriend's a(t the time) stepdad
>he would suck me, I'd suck him, almost weekly
>he would pay me to not tell anyone, but I wouldn't have anyway
>after a while he starts trading me nudes of his wife (my gfs mom) for nudes of my gf (his underage step daughter)
>went on for like three years, even long after my friends and I broke up
I exposed a students nudes online after I confiscated her phone and found them.
>>705345917
That's my GF in the first post.
I actually just shared a load here:
>>705341931
Can I see your wife?
>>705343808
>>705343848
>>705341834
Same here.
>>705345788
>>705345986
3/?
>about three years ago
>travel for work often
>always on Craigslist when I travel to find someone to fool around with
>find 6/10 girl, kinda chubby by cute face and nice tits
>invite her over, she's super nervous
>decide to I've some drinks to calm her down
>after like 2 shots and a beer she's drunk
>decide to keep goin and play drinking games with her
>hour later, she's completely knocked out drunk
>try to wake her up, nothing happens
>pull her pants and panties down and fuck her as she's passed out, no condom
>cum deep inside her, clean up what I can after I pull out
>dress her and put a blanket over her
>go through her phone and look for nudes, nothing. Oh well
>next morning she has no idea what happened, apologizes for passing out
>she leaves, I leave the next day never see her again
>see her on Facebook about a year later, she's single with a new baby
>probably mine, but I have her a fake name so she'll never find me
I was born a wealthy guy (thanks mom and dad).I enjoy seducing multiple women at tge same time with bfs/fiancés/husband's. Poor guys don't stand a chance. I convince them to leave their relationship to be in a relationship with me. Then I dump them after about a month cause the challenge is gone.
I made out and fondled a 13 year old (note we were both drunk off our minds)...
I'm 18
When I was studying I had a long term gf who was getting more
And more mean to me. We were each other's firsts so guess she was sick of me. Anyway long term friend from high school female gets talking to me. Was/ is a bit of a slut but we got along quite well. Gf wants a break so she goes back to home town and stays with family for couple weeks. High school friend comes to stay at mine cause me sad and lonely. Get along super well hang out like bros. kiss a couple days in. End up fucking constantly. Have the best gobbies.
Mfw we are not quite in love with each other
Maybe infatuated or whatever
Anyway gf settles down wants to come back finds out I been hanging with this other girl. Didn't know she stayed with me etc
Shit gets real gf comes back and stays with me and high school friend girls leaves
Stayed with gf for a while until we broke up but high school friend had already moved away and I have always regretted being such a weasel and letting gf back and not staying with girl who was actually cool
Gf never knew about the banging etc
Not exciting story but most interesting thing that happened in my young life
>>705346402
4/?
>have a half sister I haven't seen in about fifteen years
>on day she finds and adds me on Facebook
>we talk, catch up
>searching through her Facebook she posted her snapchat name
>I make fake snapchat account and using a jailbreak I catfish the shit out of her
>sending her pics of guys from the Internet, things quickly get sexual
> I send her pics and vids of me stroking, she sends tons of nudes and fingering vids
>she tells me how much she loves my cock, how she'd do anything to suck it
>tells me all the dirty sexual shit she's into
>things like wanting to be raped, have multiple guys fuck her, she loves anal, etc
>I still sext with her every now and then
>we still talk on Facebook, she has no idea
>>705335286
nice
>>705346558
Add: gf was pretty average big butt and massive tits. Wouldn't suck dick and was fairly star fishy
High school friend girl had cute little half turn up nose nice soft body with nice handful and a bit boobs silver dollar pink nips
Gave incredibly blow jobs and I had never had one before. Come to think of it going down on her it was tasteless. Nice vagoo visually and like no vagoo flavor flav made her cum that way a bunch she said she'd never come from that before
But yah she was like my best friend and I let her get away
>>705346794
5/?
>be 16-17 at the time
>had ex gf that ended up being a log term fuck buddy
>4-5 times a week, I would go to her house late at night and fuck multiple times, then go to school next day
>happened if I had a girlfriend or not, if she had a boyfriend or not
>few times her mom would be awake and see me walking around
>she knew what was going on but was cool with it
>one night fuck buddy and I are smoking weed in the garage, we're high as hell
>her mom walks in, surprisingly doesn't get mad,but joins us
>all three of us are smoking and high
>fuck buddy goes to kitchen to get some food and drinks
>while she's gone her mom tells me she hears us all the time
>tells me she'll put her ear to the door to listen, it turns her on
>asks to see my cock, says she'll show me her tits
>show her my cock as she shows me her tits
>she tells me if I ever get tired of her daughter to come to her room one of the nights I come over
>we put our stuff away, fuck buddy comes back in, and we finish smoking
>rest of the time the mom is smiling and winking at me, biting her lip
>fuck buddy too high, decides to go to bed, tells me to come in whenever I'm done smoking
>mom sucks me in the garage, kisses me, and tells me next time she wants to get fucked by me
>she goes to bed, I go to fuck buddy's room and pass out for a couple hours
>wake up just in time for school
Met a 10/10 girl, go out on a few dates with her, still haven't hit it yet. Tells me she's not ready to sleep with anyone yet and wants to take her time. Okay, she's hot enough that I'll endure this shit.
After dinner we get back to my place and we're making out and in my mind I'm totally fucking her tonight. Hands up her skirt, she stops my hands, looks at me all scared and shit and breaks down and tells me she's a trap. WTF. No one around me knows and only her family and closest friends know she's one. Fuck, looks like completely like a girl. Confused and horny, pulled her back in and made out with her again. Gave me the best head ever, fucked her ass balls deep and came buckets. She's now a post-op and still the best sex I've ever had.
Guess I won't be having kids.
My biggest secret is I can only get hard to shemales but I'm still straight………
>>705337617
More detailed please
When I was in about 7th grade, I use to live next door to my female cousin. We were pretty close I remember as even younger kids we use to play house and I'd always be the husband and she'd always wanna be my wife while her little brother got stuck being our kid...Anyways we were about 13-14 now and we had skipped school to just hang out at my house and watch movies, it was her me and her little brother who was about 12 st the time. Her little brother fell asleep and she had suddenly remembered I told them about my dads porn Stacie of vhs tapes I had found before...and she wanted to watch to see which race had the biggest cock. So one by one we watched four vids of people just fucking. When we got to the last. It was a black guy with a huge cock fucking some Latina girl. She turned and asked if sex hurt? And I had no idea. Then she proceeded to ask how big I was. I told her I didn't know I never measured. She walked out of the room and brought a ruler she had in her backpack. She asked me if she could measure and I said ok, as long as she doesn't laugh or tell anyone. I had hit puberty so my penis was an average like6 inches. She measured and said wow dude your getting hard. I quickly apologized and tried to put my dick away but she grabbed my cock started stroking it, and asked if she should keep going. I said yes next thing I know I'm getting a handy from my cousin. Felt magical as it was my first time a girl touched me. And it was her first time holding a cock. After about 2-3monutes she asked if she could taste it....I said omg yes. Took about 4 seconds of her with my cock in her mouth for me to blow a huge load over her face. She was grossed out but knew she had made me cum and it was a good thing. She went to wash up and I followed. I asked if I could see her nude and she agreed, she was wearing tight blue jeans that showed of her perfect ass, when she pulled them down all she was in was a red g string. Then we heard her brother calling and quickly got dressed
>be me
Be 21
Recently dumped by a long term gf
Was back in town I grew up in
Working maccas was on uni break
Talking to girl I knew from school
Nice body
Handful boobs
Interesting face like game grumps Ross' wife, commander holly
Similar kind of chick
Would pick her up after maccas shift
Go to park on hill and chill
We often discussed online that we just friends but why not do other shit
Eventually hanging in car
We would get into back
Feel her up make out pretty severely
No major genital action
Goes on for couple weeks
I go back and forth from city where I study
Finish uni and have to move out of unit
She comes down for a weekend
She small town girl wanted go city
Stays with me on weekend my tv and Internet all gone
All furniture gone basically
Spend days on my mattress on floor talking shit and a little make out stuff
On the Sunday laying around and something snaps
We making out and I get boner cause only human
Reaches In pants whips out my dong
My dong not huge but reasonably sized
Blows me for a while with her ass up near my face
Cum buckets in her mouth
She turns around and sits facing me
Let's jizz run down from mouth onto chest.
Spends the next minute looking at my cock and picking the spoont off herself and swallowing it
Re takes her position with ass facing my kinda half twerking sucking my flaccid dink until I got hard again
Didn't bang as I was a loser and scared to buy condoms at the time
I'm a drug addict.
>>705349190
Yeah I will. It's probably fucked up to plenty, but when I met her, I was introduced to her as a girl. She identified as one, never ever thought she was born a male, and it was over 10 dates. I probably sound like an asshole mainly speaking talking about sex in my original post but I was already completely into her. I was confused for a moment and even a bit after the first time we slept together but we had a big talk and we understood each other better. It worked out and I'm glad. Maybe if I was younger and much more ignorant I would freak out and hate her. She's been great and we've been dating for 5 years now (2 she was pre-op & 3 she was post-op). I won't be able to have kids of my own with her but I also couldn't see myself with anyone else but her too and I'm willing to give that up.
Worked out pretty great in the end I would say.
>>705342100
Record her in the shower
>>705349651
d'awww that's really sweet. that's basically every trans girls dream, having a guy fall in love with you and then just not caring about your past. what you two have sounds like real love tbh.
>>705348225
soooooo are you gay or what?
>>705342100
Kik me and let's talk dirty about this slut
Just_here_to_come
> friend and his gf were having fight
> not breaking up yet but would in next few months
> one night hanging with two of my friends at my place one is the bf fighting with gf
> getting pretty drunk
> drunkest I'd been
> Bros eventually get taxi home
> get txt very late from his gf
> we were friends cause she was best friends with my ex
> she can't contact bf and can't get home could only take bus back to busway near my place from the city
> whatever.jpg don't mind cept I feel pretty shit having drank so much
> said she can come stay at
Mine cept i wanted to sleep in bed cause so sick feeling
> she arrives looks like she's been crying and she was dressed up from being in city I guess
> low cut top typical club shit
> whatever not particularly attracted to her because we friends and she's a bit of a bogan
> say she can shower and stuff if she wants
> says she just wants to go to bed
> fair enough.png
> go to bed say she can sleep in my bed as its queen size
> make a pillow line down middle because that's my friends gf
> pretty much passing in and out of sleep cause feeling very unwell
> wake up probably 2 am feeling movement
> can see through moonlight through window she has taken off dress top and bra and is laying on her back
> don't think she knows I'm awake
> I'm laying pretty much on my back slightly facing her
> can feel her hand on top of my boxers
> must have gotten hard on at night as still only a young man at the time
> frozen with fear
> half on eye half open watching her
> don't want her to realize I'm awake
> watching her chest rise and fall
> she's breathing heavy
> I deduce she is touching herself with the other hand
> fuckyeahiguess.gif
> she manages to get my dick out slowly from front of boxers
> gentle but great handjob for next what seemed like eternity as she moaned
> still feigning sleep
> she lubricates her hand with spit and starts really stroking me
> she comes quietly and I can't rightfully pretend to sleep any longer
>cont?
>>705350116
Thanks. It wasn't always perfect and there was an adjustment period on my part because I do consider myself straight. After a while I realized my self doubts were meaningless and I was with her because I actually loved her, so why stress about it anymore? I think she knew I got over this by my actions that night and I guess and it showed. The best way I could explain it was that she looked like she had the weight of the world off her shoulders. I was the first and only guy she's been with and opened up about her past to. The whole time I was being whatever, she was scared I wouldn't accept her for who she was and leave her just like how she always thought it would happen when she met someone.
Are you a trans too? I hope you find the perfect someone too. Just be you and nothing less.
>>705350136
Still identity and consider myself straight. Complicated but I don't even think about it anymore.
>>705328214
>ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
- Major momcest fetish. Probably because my mom was a fucking cunt from hell and I'm seeking to resolve the wounds through a nurturing figure . . or something
- If my sibling dies before my parents my inheritance will double . . . here's hoping!
- I like happy ending massages better than fucking. Pretty lil gal rub my back, legs, ass, n prostate then jerks me off. . . just pure relaxing fun.
- I'm racist in that I believe race is real (not a "social construct). Just because I believe that Blacks are less intelligent than Whites, while Asians are more intelligent, doesn't mean that I advocate mistreating anyone.
- I think we had 9/11 coming. We've done a lot worse than kill 3,500 people in a retaliatory attack.
- I would feel tremendous schadenfreude if Hillary Cunton has a seizure during the debates.
- I had plastic surgery. Best $6K I've ever spent.
- I'm getting a 20% raise and a promotion in my new job. . . I fucking deserve it!
- Noblesse Oblige is a concept that I feel bad that our society has lost.
>>705351291
wtf did you get plastic surgery on?
>>705350973
i'm glad it worked out for you two. it's really sweet and i hope i find someone like you too.
yes, i am. thank you, maybe one day i'll find someone. i wish you two the best, this story kind of made my day. sorry, i'm probably annoying, i just find this story really sweet and reassuring.
>>705350950
What happened next?
>>705351503
>wtf did you get plastic surgery on?
Gynecomastia removal . . . got muh man-boobs cut out.
Went to one of the top gyno surgeons in the US and couldn't be happier with the results.
Anyone suffering from gyno, save up and call Dr. Caridi at the Austin Gynecomastia Center.
>>705328714
Lol just because americunts are too retarded to update the english language they use you dont have to be salty
I love sucking horse cock.
>>705329510
Kek
>>705328320
>>705328320
I remember this old /b story from 2015 and before, nice copy pasta.
in old archive too I think
/b/thread/656354625
>>705350950
> I pretend to wake up
> she gasps and covers self with sheets
> " I'm sorry anon, but I'm just so fucking sad and angry " or something like that
> " you can't tell ( my friend ) he would definitely break up with me I'm so stupid why would I do that"
> explain its ok I make jokes about how nice my dick must have looked or some shit
> awkward now
> to break Silence suggest that she has nice tits
> I'd always seen that they are big but also nice shape
> fuckit
>pull down sheets on her side exposing her tits
> she says she won't tell anyone and I have to promise not to tell my friend
> offers to let me come
> begins to stroke me again because still diamonds
>play with her tits and typical shit
> tells me sit up on top of her so she can finish me off
> she sounds horny as fuck
> do as commanded and straddle her
> cock at tit level she keeps stroking me
> a lot of pre cum at this point due to long term jacking off
> puts my cock between her tits
> she has big soft boobs
> spits down onto my cock gently rubs it between her tits
> moves herself down as to fully reach my cock
> starts blowing me
> alternates stroking and sucking saying shit like " don't worry I won't tell anyone "
> blows me until a cum in her mouth
> I get up and sort out clothes and lay back down on my side
> she lays still not making much noise
> she is silent a while then starts saying shit about how sad she is and how much she loves her bf
> I assure her I won't tell him cause fuck that and she's my good friend so I know it was meaningless
> i go to sleep on couch and next day friend arrives to get her
> we talk some shit and they leave
> never mentioned it to her again we still friends
> dunno if she thinks I don't remember or maybe she doesn't remember
> mfw I was a sad cock scratching post or some shit
>>705329924
like a chimp :'-D
>>705328320
>His body was found a few days later, nobody has ever been charged.
From the Murrifat legal perspective, you committed no crime.
You were under no legal obligation to phone the ambulance as you neither caused the accident nor had a relationship with the victim (parent, etc.), he was not a minor . . .
What you did was immoral, but not illegal.
Not really a secret here
>>705350973
You are by definition a faggot
>>705332429
delete folder history
>>705351554
Nah you're not annoying at all. If anything I was expecting a bunch of homophobic remarks coming my way and all on /b/, so this was a nice change.
We all find someone eventually. I never once thought I would end up with a transgender person either. Sometimes things just happen and fall nicely into place. It's not a perfect world out there and there's still plenty who aren't accepting of others, but it's not all bad either.
That someone will show in your life some day. In the time being: be person you've always wanted to be, live how you've always wanted to live and embrace every moment of it.
Came in here speaking of my first sexual encounter with my girlfriend in an asshole way, left rooting hard for you. You'll be fine anon.
>>705352572
Or murder him because hes degenerate
I can't stop posting nudes of my ex ... So much so that most anons on 4chan know her and may even dox her ... They hate me so much ... But it's the only way I can get off
>>705352523
Well I'm cool with it either way. Doesn't bother me anymore.
>>705353019
Let's see the pics
>>705334111
Chekd
>>705330160
Well a DNA test will prove the kid is in closer relation to family than a non family sperm donor. So if that shit ends up on so talk show you might get found out.
>>705342844
Dude maybe its a mental block.. do u get a boner in the morning ? If yes then its mental.. plus if u start thinking it wont work it wont.. i had a period like this, one time i was with a 9/10 latina.. couldent get it up, 2 days later i banged the shit out of a co worker, but bitch was ugly, gues it was a combo of fked up shit in my head.. long story short, ur brain can most definetly cockblock u bro..
i have a big folder of Child porn
>>705333415
did the same to my ex, with finger & rimjob in her perfect apple shaped ass.
She was a dick but I miss her ass tho
>>705328214
I won a significant sum of money from my countrys lottery 3 years ago, ive somehow managed to not go mad with it.
the secret is I buy and send random gifts to my family at regular intervals and they have no idea who it is from.
-Grandmothers washing machine break, new one next day.
-Father in law wrecks his car
-wad of cash through the door in an envelope to fix it.
etc etc.
>>705328214
not really a secret
i m 33 and i dont really have any marketable skills. dont know how to be better at life.
>>705353138
Know her ?
>>705353374
if true thats awesome. you should invest that money tho, make sure to get more in the future.
>>705330160
Did you slip her a roofie or something?
>>705332544
You are a fucking kid if you are 20. 2 decades and still can't legally drink. thinks is adult... Wait until your 30 and enjoy being a fucking kid - Kid
>>705340333
Is there a certain link to mega.nz where we could download a certain collection that you probably have?
I have the exact same interests despite being only 21
>>705353312
Jesus Christ
>work in hospital as nurse
> do call monthly
> one night wasn't on call
> had to go in because the nurse on all didn't know the procedure that the doctor wanted to do
> pretty mad
> also this nurse is a bitch at work
> although is about my age and cute face with not fat but not fit body
>whatever go in and do procedure with her
> have to wait for the equipment we use to reprocess and be cleaned because new rules in US
> have like an hour to kill before home time
> I could go home because have done my part and stuff her because she's on call
> get changed to leave
> she stops me says to stay cause it's boring
> say I'm sorry I'm tired and wanna go home
> stands in front of the door
> " I haven't thanked you for helping me out though"
> cont?
>>705353303
I think it's a mental block, as most erectile dysfunctions I believe
>>705353407
She's also on motherless
Hm, Secrets. Seems fun.
I have to admit that I'm a complete wuss when it comes to pain, and yet if someone touches me, I usually end up stabbing my nail in their hand.
>>705353374
No no no. You're doing it all wrong. Hoard that cash, and disown everyone!
>>705353407
So you have fake photoshopped shit of her? I thought you had real nudes. Man you are fucking sad.
>>705353665
only if it ends in lesbian asslicking
