ITT: anons tell us about their first fight
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ITT: anons tell us about their first fight
>>704077290
>be me new guy at school
>big black folk, who's like repeating this year for the 4 time
>tries to shake my money off, make fun of my father
>shit like that
>one day he sucker punches me in the nose, no big deal, my older brother used to beat the shit out of me.
>I flipped the fuck out
>punch him in the throat, while he's choking I kick in the knee.
>I run away
>never messed with me again.
>I've never been in a fight before
yeah
>>704077290
>Little league baseball
>I'm like 10 or some shit
>This one obnoxious kid keeps kicking me in the back of the legs
>Drives me completely insane
>one day sees kid facing other direction
>should I kick him?
>Better idea
>Grabs aluminium bat
>teleports behind him
>"heh heh, nothing personal kid"
>breaks his neck with one swing
>hits him a few more times to be careful
>he's a vegetable now
haha
>>704080034
Tell me, do vegetables like him make good salads?
>>704080241
I used to sneak into his hospital room and suck on his arms, so yea
>>704080034
Kek
>>704080760
wat
>>704078443
>>4
>>th
>>704077290
>Walking in to school, like 6th grade
>Little faggot starts kicking my shoes
>Tell him to stop
>Continues
>"Man fuck this bitch"
>Turn around, grab him by his head and slam it into the wall as hard as I can
>Fucker's head hit the shit so hard the teacher on the side heard it and comes out
>Both sent to the office
>Whole time he's clutching his head and crying like a bitch
>He gets in trouble and I don't because he started shit, fag gets suspended
JUSTICE
>3rd grade
>get into fight with some fat glasses wearing ginger over a game of 4square
>beat the shit out of him and break his glasses
>suspended from school
>5th grade become friends
>high-school become best friends to this day
>currently 21
Best fight
>11th grade
>stupid niggress blasting shitty rap
>guy sitting next to me tells her to turn that shit off
>need monkey speak amulet to understand her dindu nonsense
>starts slapping me and him in the back of the head
>whatever.jpeg
>get to school and get up
>bitch smaked me again
>turn around and push her so hard 5 people behind her fall with her
>nigger bus driver spouts more monkey speak blah blah
>hear rumor that her brother wants to fight me for this stupid shit
>gameon.gif
>get off the bus after school
>nigger comes up ready to throw hands
>thinks he's tough shit because he dodges my first 2 punches
>hit him with a suprise spining backhand and knock him to the ground
>as he gets up run and football punt his watermelon coated face
>he's knocked the fuck out
>grab backpack and walk home
>never heard any more shit from either of them
>school reguarded me as "the crazy asian kid"
>just made every nigger there want to fight me
>still kek to this day about that fight
>in 4th grade
>Be jewish
>Wearing jew hat
>Little cunt makes fun of the hat
>kids now call me jew boy
>see the original kid playing on the swings
>kick him off swings
>kick him a lot more
>steal his drugs
>>704077290
>Take Jiu Jitsu classes from a very young age
>One day weird kid from above grade tries to fight me
>Slip under his arm when he tries to grab me and choke him from behind
>Other guy in above grade (now friend, is pretty cool guy) picks me up off of him and spins me around before putting me gently on my feet
>"No fighting"
Long haired kid kept calling me a wimp in the hall and every time I just told him I won
Fast forward to highschool and he kept trying to be friendly towards me, like he wanted approval or something.
>5 years old in pre-school
>At recess
>Kid is talking to the girl I like
>Wait till he climbs up the slide
>Climb up ladder behind him
>Shove him
>Kid flies down the slide face first
>Smashes face, knocks out a few teeth
>No one saw me do it
>Pretend like I am concerned about him
>be in high school
>some kid makes fun of my fedora and trench coat
>I tip my fedora forward slightly and grin, making sure the light falls perfectly on my glasses
>I keep my back to him as I calmly respond
>"Anata wa watashi to notatakai o shitaku arimasen... Franku-san..."
>As he ponders in confusion and is in awe of my superior intellectuel intelligence, I pull off my coat and throw it to the side
>my legs are spread wide and my arms are as well
>"Now... prepare to face me in combat..."
>I turn around at lightning speed and start crying out my signature battle cry
>all the kids at school know me for this cry
>its a long, guttural cry from deep within me, unleashing my inner potential
>i run toward him, arms behind me so i go faster
>he clotheslines me and breaks my nose
The fool was lucky, my chi was still recharging from an argument i won against my mother that morning
> 13 in middle school
> Chad always being a dick
> Chad kicks my ass at least once a week
> End of school year, Chad kicks my ass like it's never been kicked before
> Ivehadenough.avi
> plan Payback and make sure he never messes with me again
> wait for him to leave house with family for some vacation or some shit
> revenge.mpeg
> steal CP from pervert uncles trailer
> break into Chads house and hide CP in parents room
> when family comes home Anonymous call to cops
> dad gets arrested and goes to jail
> mom divorces dad 'cause he's pedo
> everyone thinks dad molested Chad and his sister
> Chad is to depressed to beat me up
> Chads sister starts slurring it up to rebel
> I fuck Chads sister
> ultimaterevenge.jpg
>8th grade
>in wrestling because mom thinks I need to do a sport
>coach seriously can't see shit and always puts me with 150+ pound kids but I weigh 105
>One time get paired up with Asymmetricalface
>supposed to take turns practicing a move
>okay beats conditioning
>assymhat does the move and puts me in a headlock
>thatmoveisillegal.jpg
>I feel my throat being squished
>I can't breathe
>tap the mat over and over
>he doesn't do anything
>ar this point everybody else has switched partners
>Grab and pull his ear in desperation
>he gets in a rage and punches me several times
>at least I can breathe now
>still in a daze, but punch him in stomach because I know his deformed ass gets winded easy
>he goes down but somebody kept me from throwing in another punch
Afterwards somebody said my face was turning blue, and I asked them why they didn't stop him, he just said "I don't know"
>>704082504
I don't think you know what a fight is
>>704083500
You ruined his parents lives for his actions. No, you are the dick here, you should have just put the pics in his room so he would at least get in trouble so he might not go to your school anymore. Besides tputting the pics in his dad's room wouldn't even garuntee that you would stop being beat up, if anything he could have done it more.
>be 18
>catholic dad slaps me for having girlfriend
literally closest to a fight i ever had, i'm sorry
>>704082384
>Take Jiu Jitsu classes from a very young age
I know fags like you
>Be me a year ago, i'm 21
>Fucked my friend's girlfriend
>He knows everything
>He finds me in my dad's business fixing something totally uncovered on my fucking knees
>He kicks me in the face
>Bitch though i was knocked out and start to laugh
>I dont know how but i fucking stand up and punch him with all my strength directly in the head
>He starts to vomit and someone calls an ambulance
>We have a winner
>be me
>dating ebin hot girl out of my league
>find out best friend hooked up with her while i was working
>go to gf house
>i act like nothing wrong
>sleep at her place night
>cut off all her hair while she's sleeping
>sneak out window, never seen again
>be middle of the night
>go over to ex-best friends house
>slash his tires
>he comes out like wtf
>i walk up apologetic
>sucker punch him
>break his nose
>go home
>get endless apology texts from both for weeks
>be 2 months later
>ex-best friend an heros
>friends guilts me into going to funeral
>go, but still pissed as fuck
>his dad is crying
>he comes to hug me
>hug him back
>whisper in his ear "he deserved it"
>be me
>white kid 70 lbs 4th grade
>be at friends house
>at his neighbor stacking wood
>stacking woods sucks
>lame.jpg
>my friend gets mad at me for not stacking
>tells me to go home
>i punch him in the back
>hes way bigger than me
>full on fist fight for 5 minutes
>his mom comes out
>yells at us to come inside
>getgrilled.exe
>go home and am pissed at friend
>litteraly friends again in 3 days
>friends to this day
pretty lame but wyd
>>704085613
>stacking wood
>being forced to do chores at someone else's house
Are you even from the 20th century?
My first fight was shit.
I was out water ballooning with friends, we basically hid in areas and threw water bombs at passing cars and then ran away when people stopped or came back with friends or weapons to try kill us.
One time my friends brother met up with us and he had friends & they were all going to join us.
It turned out one of the guys who was friends with my friends brother used to date the girl I lost my virginity to lol, I banged her a fair bit though over time from the first time I met her.
It turned out when I was banging her she had a boyfriend, I had no idea at the time & it was literally between 1-2 years before this incident had occurred as well.. so a pretty long time ago.
Someone told the guy I had banged her & then he came up while my arms were full of waterbombs, both arms occupied. He asked if I knew the girl & only said her first name, I responded asking which one. Then the guy said their surname and I still had nfi anyway, I guess I never knew her last name.
Somehow I knew which one it was though & he asked if I had banged her, so I was like "yeh why" then he was like "when" and i was like "i dunno like a year ago or something?" then he pushed me and started trying to kick me and punch me while I was on the ground. I was crab walking backward then hooked my arm around him and stood up, did a massive coon swing & missed him completely haha.
After I swung at him he backed off and went back to his friends & I had a feeling he was gonna get them to try jump me, but then the guy came up to me and apologised.
It was pretty random.. I realised my lip was split when I got home, so I must have gotten hit but I didn't notice. I felt pretty good knowing I automatically thought to defend myself without thinking, hooking my leg around his arm and swinging was just an automated reaction & the adrenaline rush felt good too.. even though not really anything happened. First real fight though.
>>704085773
no his neighborfag was just doing it idk we were bored
>>704085832
use greentext man
>be 11th grade
>have serious anger issues but have hidden them so everyone thinks I'm super chill
>girlfriend broke up with me not in good mood
>in locker room before gym class
>open locker
>guys behind me are fucking around like usual
>guy accidentally hits me with his shoe
>I fucking snap
>the facade is ruined
>pick up lock throw it as hard as I can at him
>miss
>he is in shock so I walk up kick him to the floor and reapeatedly punch him
>playing soccer in gym
>kick ball in to his face every time I have it
>once it bounces off of his face and hit ex gf
>she deserved it
>she is crying
>shove guy on ground one last time >teacher calls me in office
>talks about putting me on soccer team because he likes how aggressive I am
>be me new guy at school
>I've never been in a fight before
>I'm like 10 or some shit
>th
>Little faggot starts kicking my shoes
>beat the shit out of him and break his glasses
>Little cunt makes fun of the hat
>"No fighting"
>Shove him
>my legs are spread wide and my arms are as well
> revenge.mpeg
>I feel my throat being squished
>catholic dad slaps me for having girlfriend
>Take Jiu Jitsu classes from a very young age
>Fucked my friend's girlfriend
>find out best friend hooked up with her while i was working
>at his neighbor stacking wood
>being forced to do chores at someone else's house
>girlfriend broke up with me not in good mood
>7th grade
>locker room for PE
>have those old ass metal clankers that are body length and made of pure unobtanium
>predominantly white school (also am white), but for some reason- assigned to the only row with 7 beaners
>not Mexicans, straight beaners
>insulted regularly for being slightly(?) over-weight (at the time 5'10 and 190lbs) by little beanpole named Manuel
>surrounded by other beans laughing and making comments in broken English, followed by harder laughing from comments in Spanish
>last day of semester before school changes schedules
>arrive late for changing before PE
>just Manuel, one of his buddies, and myself
>>704086700
Kek
>>704086700
sorry your girlfriend broke up with you, glad to see my story got on the list
It wasnt a fight. 8th grade, acquaintance kept telling to suck a dick so I told him to come out of the restaurant. He says hit me you lil bitch. So in the middle of the crowded street I clocked him with a left hook and broke his jaw in 3 places.
He never said "hit me" ever again and I never hit anyone after learning what I could do and the trouble I got in afterwards. Lessons learned I guess.
>>704086790
did you eat him ?
>>704082504
Excellent
Grew up in a shitty area, been getting into fights since I was like 5 so can't remember the first one. Got some funny stories though.
>be me
>be 20
>live in a shared property full of other young misfits
>drinking in the kitchen with some people
>i'm a cunt when i drink
>get into argument with flatmate
>push him
>he pushes me
>i punch him
>he starts swinging at me
>mfw i had a really rough fight the day before
>covered in bruises and scabs
>whole body stiff as fuck, knees grazed badly, can't move very fast
>try to hit the fucker and he dodges then gets behind me and starts hitting me in the back of the head
>i turn around and get him in a headlock
>hmmm what to do?
>walk up to the cooker
>bash his head off the side of the cooker
>he stops wriggling
>lightbulb appears above my head
>summon all the strength i can muster and SMASHHHHH his fuckin head off the cooker again
>i let go of him and walk off while everyone else stops him from falling
>sat in my room, people start telling me what i did to his face was harsh
>mfw the guy's right eye was swollen up to the size of a tennis ball and all black and closed
>mfw he looked like a panda
This is why alcohol is bad.
>be me, weird kid
>get into fights on average 4 times a day
>beat up by gangs in schoolyard blindspots
>principal was an alcoholic, didn't care
>teachers didn't care either
>get fucked up but can't get diagnosis because ptsd must be tied up to a single incident
>no diagnosis no right to treatment
>can't finish college because muh triggers
>can't find a job because trust issues
considering suicide tbh
>>704077290
>be 12
>fat bully who picks fights with everyone finally picks me as target
>get ass kicked by him as he is 4 times my weight and size
>the next day
>he is pissing in urinal
>doesn't notice me come in bathroom
>unzip
>aim carefully
>here we go.jpg
>start pissing all over his ass and legs
>he notices he feels something odd on his backside and turns around
>immediatly flips out
>emotion on his face some kind of combination of anger and mortification
>he falls hands first in to urinal in his stupefied shuffle
>I walk out of bathroom and try to continue my day like nothing happened
>PA interrupts arts and crafts.
>it's for me to go to the office
>oh shit here we go...
>walk in office and see fat fuck in pajamas and his mother holding pee soaked pants
>fat fuck bawling his eyes out like his life is ending from some flesh eating virus
>say it was water and get after school detention for 2 day
>worth it.
>>704077290
This was a fun one
>Was in a bad car wreck and hospitalized for 2 weeks before high school started
>Enter high school 2 weeks late as a result
>Didn't get to choose my electives (since I missed the first week) so I got stuck in drama
>About a month into school we were all asked to take our chairs to the auditorium for some random activity
>I take my chair, set it down, and some nigger immediately sits in it
>I politely tell him that it's my chair and he should get his own
>"Fucking take it from me, then, faggot"
>I oblige and pull the chair out from under him
>He turns around and punches me across the face
>I stare him dead in the eyes without blinking or saying a word, acting like my face doesn't hurt like fucking hell
>He FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. Started apologizing and begging me not to kick his ass, then gave me my chair back and handed me his wallet
>mfw
Feeling self conscious because no one else has a similar story, but:
>Highschool
>Just living my life, day by day, not worried about anything
>Kid in class constantly starting shit
>Don't care enough
>Day after day, week after week, shit being started
>Eventually other nignogs join in.
>Overhear ape-children threatening to jump me and comrade after school
>Comrade gets too upset and leaves early, offers me ride home
>"Nah", I doesn't afraid of anything
>few days later having bad day, can't keep cool, getting annoyed at everything.
>Go to ask comrade for ride home, hear he left again because of roody-poo's.
>while hearing this, original niggerino begins taunting from behind
>accept taunt for once, taunt back, hit him right where it hurts (his lack of father and prostitute of a mother)
>seething, am approached by chimp and struck in the head. all I could think was "Wow he actually hit me", again he hits me in the head, now i'm getting mad, and after the third hit my addrenaline starts.
>from that point on I can't remember anything, next thing I know two large children from my class are restraining me, my hand is fracture and africhild is laying in the other corner
>begin to cry as my addrenaline goes down, throwing my classmates off of me and walk to the nurse to get patched up.
>Later that day I get message from friends, apparently I was throwing the guy around like a ragdoll, got ontop of him, and fucked my hand up punching him in the face.
Isn't it amazing how nobody lost their first fight?
>>704088016
Hero
Nobody has tried to fight me seriously yet because I look like James Holmes.
>>704088249
I'm >>704088168
and if it makes you feel any better, if you consider bare-knuckle palling around as fighting I lost my first "Fight"
My mate had some bruises, but my eye was absolutely fucked. He was an experienced delinquent and I just wanted to see what it was like to fight, so it wasn't like there was bad blood or anything.
Honestly I think my vision is degraded in that eye, even 4 years later.
Was in southern cali with my friends on our dirt bikes, and I see my ex gf talking to some new geek in school. I went over and wanted to talk to her and this punk made it some of his business so I shoved him to the ground. He got up and tried to stand up to me, but I floored him two or three times and then he sucker punched me in the nose when I asked if he'd had enough. After that I floored him with a 3 piece combo.
>>704087400
Pretty much
>>704086790
>buddy of his is the only lax one of the group
>asks if he can use my body spray
>surewhythefucknot.mpeg
>he sprays himself, locks up, and runs to the field
>Manuel hops over the lane divider bench, gets real close then lays a hand to my shoulder with a shout
>EY BITCH TITS GIMME SOMUH THAT TOO
>too close for comfort, one
>and he's finally alone
>guy is MAYBE 5'0. 85-95lbs at best
>grab his wrist with my hand and force him in between ajar locker door and it's contents
>cock back a sparta kick and drive it into his chest, crumpling him inside my locker
>as he stands to a pefect fit inside
>proceed to grab locker door and slam it shut
>little fucker almost pushes it open twice as I'm holding it ahut
>put back up against it, shuffle for padlock and attach it
>proceed to field
>he wasn't heard for 35 minutes
>ended up spraying all my deodorant in retaliation only to make himself sick
>+ he puked everywhere so I wore gym clothes the rest of the day
>was suspended for a 3 days and his parents moved him to a different school
If you call that a fight
>>704088249
This^
I'll get the ball rolling, wasn't my first fight though
>be me, 14
>walking to work
>passing bar, guy drags girl by hair outside
>he punches her hard as fuck in the face
>legendarywhiteknight.exe
>throw the hardest uppercut I could muster
>perfect connection
>his head barely moved
>get hit 7 - 11 times while he still has girl by hair
>knocked out
>bar people woke me up
>guy and girl gone
>bartender gives me gift card (tgi fridays)
>late to work
>Be me
>Independent studied for all of my school years
>All of my social skills are based off books written by people with no social skills
>Never been in a fight or any physical interaction other than conversations and handshakes
>Mfw
>>704088688
You left out the part where he came down your ex's throat an hour later
> pooped my pants in class
> today
> committing suicide soon...
>>704085444
>We have a winner
rolling
>>704088962
Fighting is overrated, find whatever you're attracted to and fuck it
>>704088962
did your father ever ejaculate on your face ?
>be me
>15 year old freshman oh 5 years ago (born 8th of May eat a dick)
>fucking around in (american) football praccy like a retarded freshman
>senior linebacker that actually has no neck yells at me
>feeling like i want to throw my life away so i push him and tell him to fuck off
>initiate angereddwarf.exe
>he gets me in a full nelson, throws me down to the ground
>whole team is watching, face redder than the plains of the Somme
>get up, use his neckless neglection to get behind him
>somehow suplex his ass and scramble on top of him like i did in wrestling in the second grade
He hated me for the rest of the year lmao
>>704089288
Your first fight was with your anus and you lost?
Nothing to be ashamed of, assholes are pretty tough
>>704089183
What really happened though was his friends left him, me and my buddies left him, and my ex left him on the beach alone.
>>704077290
>Be me
>Just turned 14, 8th grade
>I'm a tallish kid about 5'10"
>Out at "recess" basically you go outside after you finish lunch. I thought it was an elementary thing
>Playing football
>Never made the team but I was pretty good at it
>Teams of like 20 kids each
>One if them is a quarterback
>About 5'8" semi-muscular
>Really popular, douchy, you know the one
>About 5 minutes in he has the ball
>In our school, the teachers are REALLY serious about football
>None of that two-handed touch shit
>(Went to a school in a ghetto area)
>He has the ball
>This dude is fast
>Jukes like 10 people
>I catch him off guard and tackle the shit out of him
>He gets incredibly pissy
>I walk away to keep playing
>Comes up behind me and punches me in the back of the neck
>Crack.mp3
>Didn't break anything but damn did it hurt
>I'm fucking pissed
>Go up to him and swing
>Dodges by tilting back his body
>Trip him
>Kick him in the face a couple times
>Passed out
>Kick him a couple more times
>Teacher sees, straight to office
>Suspended for 3 days
>Found out that I broke his jaw and nose and bruises everywhere.
>As soon as news got out he got kicked off the team
>He became a silent little bitch
I mentally scarred someone and made people completely lose respect for him.
Worth it.
>>704089493
Kek, fuck you got me
>be me 20 years ago
>4 th grade
> predominately white hick town
> new kid starts school
> he's black
>call him a nigger
>he tries to rip my throat out like a bird with his long ass nigger fingernails.
> he gets caught
> teacher asks other kids in class what happened.
>they side with me.
> he ends up getting suspended.
>find out a couple years later in middle school that he was moved to another school district 20 miles away in the next town.
>>704077290
>fat kid in class grabs my pencil case and throws it out of the window
>ipunch him in the gut
>he punches me in the face
>i get his head on a very bad lock
>he starts punching my arm, the one around his neck
>I guess he's trying to get me to let go
>he ends up punching his own eye
>gave himself a black eye
I laughed from that moment until the end of the school year
>>704089628
idgi?
>>704077290
Hm, my first fight...or at least, the farthest back I can remember.
>be me, around 8 or so
>at a daycare, recess
>other kid wants to play "Nightwolf"
It was the 90s
>pick up woodchips and thrust them at each other
>I pick up this big one
>stab kid right in the upper-lip; woodchip pierces through and gets stuck
>blood everywhere...his
>parents come
>other parent chose not to press charges
OK so first fight, I got this
> Be me 11
> get bullied by 3 kids who are 15ish
> outside playing with my toys
> fuckers start hitting me with hockey sticks
> left laying in grass beat to shit
> 4 hours later only one of them left at his house
> revenge time mother fucker.
> go to garage grab claw hammer sneak up behind him he turns and I hit him with it under his right eye completely down his face
> faggots crying and bleeding I run home
> next day his dad comes to my house shouting at my dad
> my dad tells him his kids a punk and unless he wants to get hit with a hammer he better leave
> faggots never fucked with me again
i fought with my brother a lot as a kid, but i'm not counting that...
never had a fight in school. first fight was probably around the age of 22 or 23, after i began working in a county jail, which is where i still work. i'm now 34.
i have no clue what my first fight was like. i have been in so many crazy fights in the jail.
best 2 bits of advice i can give anyone is to keep a cool head, and pick one of their feet up and just take it as high up as you can. this really works with the dumb lummox type. idk about some jet li level fucker.
i'm not a badass, and i dont claim to be, but i have worked in this jail for a long time, and have been in more fights than most of you anons could ever have nightmares about.
>>704077290
>fucked my best friend's gf
>he was naturally pissed
>demanded i meet him outside
>he threw a few mean punches
>dodged any strikes I could
>blocked the rest
>he left himself open more than once, couldn't bring myself to punch out the guy I had already fucked over
All in all, I took about two square hits but otherwise negated any other substantial blows to myself. Eventually he forgave me, but continued to insist that we should "talk about what happened"
I haven't spoken with him since
>>704088249
Tbh I dont even remember my first fight, but I probably lost it
>>704090439
feels bad man
>>704090439
my best friend had apparently claimed a girl that wound up sleeping with me a couple of weeks ago. he's been carrying a chip on his shoulder and acting all sad and mopey ever since then. i'd really love it if he would come at me bro. he feels like i fucked him over, but i asked her about him before we even did anything. she just laughed and said she knew he wanted her, but she wasnt feeling it. i wouldnt be fucking him over a second time. i'd just be blowing off some steam and helping him knock some of that sand out of his vagina.
>>704090580
You don't even know. Right before he threw his first punch, he said to me "I hope it was worth it"
It was not.
Although the sex was fan-fucking-tastic, it was not worth betraying and losing my best friend.
>be me, 6th grade
>ok year so far, halfway between thanksgiving and xmas
>teacher announces new kid coming next monday
>monday comes, new kid arrives
>find out kid is from NY (we're in PA)
>everyone afraid of new kid because he's from NY
>new kid gets big ego
>gym class, dodgeball
>down to me and new kid
>he throws, I dodge and return fire
>direct hit, face obliterated
>kid freaks out
>YOU'RE DEAD! AFTER SCHOOL YOUR DEAD!!
>spend rest of day panicking, never been in a fight, no idea what to do
>kid rides my bus home with cronies
>get off at bus stop, kid rushes me
>he throws flurry of punches
>baby punches
>i throw punch
>NY's nose explodes
>kids cheering
>scared of my own strength, that wasn't my hardest, not by a long shot
>run home, lay in bed all night wide awake
>school next day
>everyone mad at me for smashing NY's nose
Ended up fighting NY every year until we graduated. He started every time, and lost every time.
>>704089992
The karate kid /b/ro
> 6th or 7th grade
> waiting in line for lunch with everyone
> some kid named David likes to start shit with everyone
> makes his way to me finally
> I was a quiet kid who didn't pick on anyone
> I have severe anger insures that no one knows about because I tried my best to be quiet
> confused on why he's pushing me in line, my anger rising extremely fast
> turn around say " what do you want?" While trying my best to not kill him
> pushes me again
> finally push him back, he looks surprised and angry at the same time
> he punches me in the stomach
> ive been tensing up my stomach the whole time because of my anger, didn't feel it much
> I finally unleash my anger that I've been bottling up forever
> punch him so many times I can't count
> he's not down, punching me too
> I try and kick him in the chest as hard as I can
> the whole time I've been backing him up into a wall that leads into lunch too
> he grabs my kick with his hands
> I'm hopping on one foot
> I use both my hands to grab a hold of his collar
> slam him the hardest I've ever slammed anything into that wall
> his arms drop, no longer grabbing my leg
> he slides down the wall unconscious, I guess I slammed his skull too hard against the concrete wall
> I let go of his collar
> notice everyone in the line was watching the whole time
> freak out thinking I killed him
> he starts to do those weird convulsion things people do when they hit there heads too hard
> I leave the lunch line
> I later find out he woke up pretty quickly after that and was too scared to tell the teachers anything
> I never got in trouble
>>704090390
Tell us some jail stories bro
>>704091218
>Although the sex was fan-fucking-tastic, it was not worth betraying and losing my best friend.
Goddammit you younger anons better be learning from this shit
>friend said I could fuck his gf
>i did, she loved it
>all she wanted to talk about to him was having sex with me
>he hates me
>wasn't worth it
>>704091218
how long has it been?
>>704081991
>hit him with a suprise spining backhand and knock him to the ground
how do you surprise someone with that
>>704082024
jew boy
When I was 6 I punched a guy once on accident and his tooth fell out. He kicked me in the balls and I blacked out.
>be in first month of high school
>had been banging chick since the summer
>she is a dumb cunt
>talk loads of shit about her
>word gets back to one of her older male friends
>he brings about 10 of his friends to my school one day after class got out
>I try to talk my way out of fighting him
>they wont allow it
>i am all alone
>go off to some random alley near my house
>beat his ass, he doesn't get a single good punch on me
>laugh and call to tell my mom about it on the walk home
>15 years old
>Bully at school was pushing my mate round, calling him a faggot and shit
>I didn't give a fuck when he was an asshole to me cause I just ignored it
>This mate of mine was crying tho
>Told the bully to fuck off
>He was like "Oh your boyfriend is here faggot, come to save you before you suck each other's dicks"
>I jump kicked him in the face, broke his nose, blood everywhere
>He starts screaming
>Other kids start running over
>I walk off with mate as the crowds appear
>Bully passes out from seeing blood, fucking pussy
>Teachers come and assume he got a nose bleed
>Next week he comes back and says he would fuck me up in a fair fight
>I say ok, let's roll
>Let him swing first - misses completely
>I say "This is now self defence, people here will witness this."
>He goes "Whatever homo, you are such a loser" and swings again
>Sway, momentum back then forward, big right hand - most anyone would see this coming
>Gets him right in the jaw - out COLD
>Teacher comes running over, all the other kids say he started it and I gave him a chance to stop - said I even told him about self defence but he kept going
>Teacher picks him up, takes him away - he gets 3 months detention
>Left school end of that year, all the other kids starting fucking him up.
>>704088110
"insert clapping gif here"
>>704092338
>I jump kicked him in the face
I knew anons like you. You anons were the anons that when people heard someone wanted to fight you we all would get hyped as fuck because we knew you could potentially jump kick some fool in the face.
Great job /b/ro!
>>704091785
I like to think I learned quite a lot from that fight. A friendship can last decades, but a one-night-stand (or 7 separate one-night-stands) can end a friendship in a single day. Bros before hos, /b/ros.
My first and only was cringey as hell but wtf this is /b/
>Be me in 8th grade
>tall ass beanpole
>5'11 and like 130 at most
>no sports or any of that shit
>suck at school
>god squad kid named Darren hates me
>don't remember or care why
>straight A's and captain of our schools shitty soccer team
>picks shit with me, called me white trash, ugly, shit like that
>called him a kike
>turns out he was actually a Jew
>tackles me to the ground
>headbutt the Jew nose
>get up and kick him in the ribs while he gets up
>run the fuck away
>oshitheswayfasterthanme.jpg
>tackled again from behind
>go down hard, chip tooth
>math teacher sees it this time
>both suspended for 3 days
>kike loses team captain bullshit
>lol
>>704077290
>as with most stories, starts with a girl
>little slut, let's call her kate
>kate wants to fuck, and I know she has a boyfriend but she was hot
>we fuck
>she and I continue to cheat on her boyfriend for months
>eventually she breaks up with him and says she wants to be with me
>I laugh in her face: once a cheat, always a cheat
>she goes crawling back to her boyfriend and tells him all about me
>he calls me after getting my cell number off her. his name is miles.
>"Motherfucker I am going to kill you for what you did! Raping my girlfriend etc etc" this goes on
>I reply "You've got a long way to go..."
>He doesn't get the joke
>Next week I'm chilling at home and someone throws a brick through my window
>Fuck's sake
>Look outside, it's little miles and his niggers
>Go and get my gun
>They run away
>Call police, report all this shit, they don't really give a fuck
>That night I wake up to hear someone fucking around in my house
>Get out of bed, want to go get gun but it's in the safe.
>Decide on bedside lamp
>Lo and behold it's miles in my house with some black friend of his
>I call the cops, leave it on speaker and confront them
>"Miles, and friend, please stop what you're doing. This is a felony and the police are on their way."
>he replies "man fuck you, I am going to murder your ass right now."
>"Miles (surname) I am on speaker phone to the local police at this moment, they can hear what you are saying."
>"Yo fuck the pigs, you faggot ass bitch, you ain't shit, and you ain't on the phone! Ima fuck you up now!"
>Miles comes at me. I say "Please stop or I will be forced to defend myself."
>He doesn't stop
>I am now down at $250 dollar lamp.
>Little niglet friend bails - so loyal.
>Miles is knocked the fuck out on my carpet
>Police arrive about 2 minutes later
>Take statements - dispatch was recording whole thing
>Miles goes to prison and learns what rape really is
>Kate calls me and says she is pregnant
>I tell her I'm sterile
>Lol
First fight was shit go out to lunch with nig nog freinds lend 10 dollars never got 10 dollars autism kicks in challenge him to fight in local park brings 20 niggers with him start fighting get punched a bit get him in head lock dont why let him out fuckedup.Jpg grabs my long jewfro women sees says shell call the cops nigger stops end up being punched by nignog cousin walk home have a headache
>>704091881
Maybe just over two to three years ago? Its hard to place the exact dates
>>704092670
man the story got round that the other guy he was bullying, my friend who was crying when i arrived, was the one who fucked him up. no one messed with that guy ever again.
>>704092042
Because noone ever expects a spinning backhand because very few people who fight know anything about martial arts?
>>704093351
I lost brain cells reading this
>>704077290
s[lit my head open on the corner of the teachers desk. i was in the first grade drowning in my own blood.
>be me 8th or 9th grade
>mouthy little skateboarder that weighs around 150lbs
>redneck faggots always calling us gay for skateboarding
They were right fuck that shit
>I constantly talk shit back
>walking by gas station one day with friends
>see rednecks and one of their friends in a full leg cast
>tell castfag that he can't do shit to me now
>other redneck charges me while taking off shirt
Oh fuck he really is gay
>throws my skeletor body on the ground
Nevermind
>pins me down and starts pummeling my face
>truck driver drives by slowly and says "stop it or I'll get out and beat the fuck out of both of you"
>redneck keeps hitting me
>hear trucker yell "god damn it!" and door open
>redneck gets off and walks off
>I go to parking lot and keep skateboarding
>nose was barely bleeding and no black eyes
Have a penguin guy fight story too if anyone is interested
When I was 4 years old, some kid took my gummy bears and I punched him in the nose.
>>704093710
That's why you're only supposed to read the green texted stories
>>704093618
Heh heh nothing personal kid.
Well my first fight was kinda funny tbh.
>be me 6th grade
> be a quiet guy
> people decide I will be quiet.
> guy decides to bully a bit
>after a week I had enough
> He starts running mouth I deck him.
> he punches me in the face and blank
> I wake up in nurses office
> so here is what they say
>I got KOed and he was kicking me while down but he tripped while kicking and fell on his head and got KOed too
I still am trying to figure out who won here.
>>704093999
Checked
Is that sword impractically long and designed for use off horseback or is this a tiny man
>>704088249
I don't know about my first fight, but I was doing badly in one back in kindergarten. Can't quite say I lost though, because right when the leader had me cornered my dad comes out of nowhere, pulls the fucker off me, and says "Don't you FUCKING touch my son again".
>>704077290
>be
>grade 2
>little freckle head ginger faggot said something that got me pissed.
>Took my number 2 pencil, bit the eraser off and made a shank with the metal part and stabbed him
> hit his wrist and the fucker start whaling like a banshee
> my grandma was there working and came to the office
> slapped my but
> couldn't go to the classroom for an entire week.
>i couldn't imagine what he told his parents until now.
>>704084054
Kill yourself he did a good job
>>704093845
>4th grade
>bitchy girl is a bitch
>always hits guys
>always gets away with it
>screaming in their faces
>YOU WON'T HIT A GIRL PUSSY
>desks rearranged to watch video
>sitting next to bitch
>bitch says something to me
>no idea what she said but I respond "don't talk to me"
>bitch starts laughing and yelling at me
>teacher allows it
>tell bitch to shut the fuck up
>she slaps me
>HOWCANSHESLAP.GIF
>i immediately slap her back
>literally slapped out of her seat
>sent to principal's office
>dad comes to school
>Mr. Anon, we can't have your son slapping girls
>Mr. Principal, why did he slap?
>Mr. Anon she slap first
That was over 20 years ago. She added me on facebook a few months back, we're fwb now. She loves being slapped and it's awesome.
>>704077290
kids used to want to fight me in school all the time, but sure enough anon would whip his cock out and they wouldn't want to fight no more.
>be me
>first grade
>autism stat maxed out already
>teacher tells me to go to the classroom next door and get something
>ok.jar
>i open the door
>face to face with some random kid
>am frightened
>autism super strength kicks in
>i break his nose
>teacher asks me why i did it
>i tried to say "sorry" and "i don't know" at the same time and ended up saying "sore door flow"
>the look on his fucking face
>7th grade
>be 20
>beat up by gangs in schoolyard blindspots
>the next day
>I take my chair, set it down, and some nigger immediately sits in it
>Eventually other nignogs join in.
>too close for comfort, one
>his head barely moved
>Mfw
> committing suicide soon...
>senior linebacker that actually has no neck yells at me
>Playing football
>call him a nigger
>he ends up punching his own eye
>parents come
> faggots crying and bleeding I run home
>he left himself open more than once, couldn't bring myself to punch out the guy I had already fucked over
>gym class, dodgeball
> pushes me again
>wasn't worth it
>I try to talk my way out of fighting him
>He starts screaming
>picks shit with me, called me white trash, ugly, shit like that
>"Motherfucker I am going to kill you for what you did! Raping my girlfriend etc etc" this goes on
>truck driver drives by slowly and says "stop it or I'll get out and beat the fuck out of both of you"
>I got KOed and he was kicking me while down but he tripped while kicking and fell on his head and got KOed too
>i couldn't imagine what he told his parents until now.
>no idea what she said but I respond "don't talk to me"
>teacher asks me why i did it
>>704081991
I peeped that Runescape reference
>>704080241
They probably make good salads at the high school you still go to, faggot
>5th grade
>Biggest guy in grade
>Totally not interested in fighting scrawny asshoke trying to start shit
>Hit in the mouth with scrawny fist
>Grab his collar and belt, spin and throw him Like Bale of hay over heads of crowd
>He jumps up cradling arm and runs
>First & last fight ever been in
>>704094129
Look up odaci/no dachi
>>704083417
Underrated
>>704095482
That was a brutal fight anon.
>be me, about 6 visiting grandparents
>we go to a museum
>inside there's a little jungle gym
>there's a line for the slide for some reason
>some shit head tries cutting in front of me
>get really pissed for some reason
>pull him back and punch him right in the face
>starts crying and screaming
>his parents take him away
>grandpa laughs and let's me slide down because he saw what happened and the kid was probably being a fag in general
>go to Wendy's and get frostys and tells me not to start fights but don't let myself get pushed around
I miss that old guy.
>walking home from school
>school bully lives near me
>See him about half way home most days
>He usually throws shitty middle schooler insults at me
>ignore him most of the time
>get to the half way point
>see him standing there
>looks like he was waiting for me
>notice something in his hand
>He's got a knife
>He starts screaming and running towards me
>gets right up to me and swings the knife at me
>He hits nothing but the wind as I have already vanished
>I appear behind in in a matter of milliseconds
>I tip my fedora as I smirk
>"heh. Nothing personal, kid"
>chop him the the back of the neck
>He falls to his knees and wets himself
>all the kids in the neighborhood see
>friends hot mom comes and and sucks my dick
>I cum about 3 gallons
>she drowns and I use my 5 foot long dick as a pogo stick and bounce away into the sunset
>>704084054
>Found the moral fag.
All is fair in love in war. You think this is bullshit, you should take a look at global politics.
>in college
>buy drug for the first time
>its MDMA, or something close
>get sped up and find someone in a fight/fuck/smoke thread
>[X] FIGHT
>I get prepared to possibly be killed because I don't know what the fuck will happen
>walk to the meeting place
>dude drove, brought a friend
>friend is a manager where I work
>dude has a guy fawkes mask on
>I'm still friendly because I still had a bunch of X in me, but we drive back to his place and fight half-assedly anyway.
>it gets late, drugs wear off, I realize how fucking retarded this all is and get dropped off back at my place.
>>704083417
Kek'd real good.
>>704077290
>be me
>be 12
>one day in recess
>call this one kid a dirty mexican
>local mexican, guillermo, overhears me
>he's fucking pissed
>apologize for my language
>he does not accept
>a few days later, he rushes me from the crowd
>shoves me against the wall, throws a few punches
>looking forward to the 8th grade class trip, I would be disqualified if I got into a fight
>take 4 punches to the face
thisguypuncheslikeabitch.webm
>just walk away from the assault
>don't even drop the armful of books & binders I'm holding
>get to class (on time)
>"OMG, anon, you're bleeding!"
"well, would you look at that?"
Got punched in the head twice, same occasion, had a hell of a time at Hershey Park that year
>>704088249
I was the sparing partner for someone who went to the Olympics and I lost my first real fight. Other two times I lost irl was when I got jumped when sitting down. Very few people you run into daily can fight like I can and yet even I've taken beatings. I learned from them. Now I always sit with my back to the wall and my situational awareness is off the map. Also I will knee you in the balls with all the force of a professional. I have a court case coming up over that. My nose job is a week before court. I'm going to look so pathetic.
>>704086542
Hahahahahaha
>>704077290
>Kid punches me in the back of the head
>Stab him with screwdriver 6 times
>Run like a motherfucker
>>704077290
slaped a kid cuz he said something mean
i was a pussy so big deal for me also felt little guilty cuz i thought i took it to far witch i probally did.
idk if it counts cuz all he did was push me back and i walked away.
my second fight for me standing for some random kid in the same year
>be me 12 year old smart but not buff kid
>sees anon who is stupid and annoyed everyone
>everyone hated him
>sees him steal a kids ball
>wtf.jpg
>"what are you doing anon" i said
>kid with ball stolen tells me he stole his ball
i was friends almost everyone so i had my group of friends with me
>we are all screming to give the ball back
>he said no
>his keeps going. teachees are close but prob dont care cuase they dont come into play
>after a little bit of following him he comes up and punches my nose
>first time being really punched
>sees blood i said "oh what the fuck"
>HEY_IT_COMES.jpg
>punch him 3 times in the face then he runs up the slide droping the ball
>friends make him come down
>we all push him to the end of the slides and we beat him up
>then he pretends to be knocked out
at this moment we were like wtf are you doing
after that he kept messing with us but then stoped becuase early we found out he may have broke someones skateboard in half if he did he would be expelled for being his third suspension.
>on the bus feeling like a total BAD ASS
>told everyone becuase it was a week from the last day of school
>random girl said "anyone could of done that" in the most annoying voice
>almost got mad then relized he messed with her so wtf ever
best part is while he got in trouble, i got scott free but my nose hurt for the next week
>Was 11
>talked shit to some Maori 12 year old from across the play ground
>he comes over and decks me in the face
>I go down like a bitch crying
>he gets confused and embarrassed
>having lulled him into false sense of security, I punched him in the dick and ran like hell.
>he gets a weeks worth of detention and I get off scot free
God damn I love being white.
>>704092157
Oooooook
>7th grade
>buy timberland because I'm a fan of biggie
>one of the popular kids calls me a spic and tells me to go back to Mexico
>kick and stomp the shit out him with my boots
>Be me 14 years old
>This one kid keeps bullying me
>One day in class he asks to go the bathroom
>Teacher says yes
>Off he goes and then like 2 minutes later i ask if i can go
>Teacher says yes
>Go to the bathrooms and realize he is taking a shit
>Knock on the door
>''Its taken''
>Knock again
>''Its taken'' he says louder
>Keep knocking
>He doesnt even reply anymore
>Knock harder
>''ITS TAKEN'' He yells
>Im punching and kicking the door, trying to open the door with force
>''ITS TAKEN PLEASE GO AWAY'' He's crying
>Stop everything and step back
>He's crying in there
>Like 10 minutes later he comes out
>Punch him in the face and he falls down
>Feeling like a anime character i sguat down and bring face very close to his
>Whisper silently
>''Dont fuck with me''
>He stares at me, he is fucking horrified by my edgyness
>I decide to be a little more edgy
>''You'r mother will die in her sleep if you dont reply to this thread''
>I never got bullied again
> I'm in grade six.
> Just got a new jacket from my dad. Family is piss poor, and I never get anything new. That jacket is the nicest gift I've ever had.
> I know dad saved up for months to get it for me.
>It's my birthday and I'm riding high the whole day.
> School bully, a big kid named Chad who loves to fight comes up behind me and kicks me on the way past.
> I ask him what the fuck that was for, and he tells me to fuck off unless I want a fight.
> I turn around to walk away and hear him say, "Oh and nice jacket faggot."
he grabs the back and pulls as hard on the sleeve as he can. I go down to my knees, but hear a loud ripping sound. look down and arm is half ripped off.
> He laughs and says it figures that since my dad's a construction worker he couldn't afford to get decent clothing anyway.
> I turn around and without even thinking punch him as hard as I can in the balls.
> He starts to double over, so I grab the back of his head and slam it down as hard as I can on my right knee.
> Sounds like someone smashing a watermelon on a sidewalk.
> Chad proceeds to fall over, his nose is broken and he's puking everywhere.
> Teacher comes over and grabs me by the neck of my jacket and drags me to the principal's office.
> Dad shows up, sees my jacket, and takes me out to McDonald's and Dairy Queen afterwards. Tells me he's proud I stood up for myself.
> Suspended for a month. Dad goes in every single day to pick up my homework so I don't fail.
> Best month ever.
> I'll miss you, Dad.
>>704080241
What part of you thought this would be funny
>>704097399
>I'm in grade six
Underageb&
>>704091785
Bitches will always fuck up a genuine friendship between bros, especially when those bros are young and stupid and don't know any better
>>704083500
9/10 job anon
>bible camp, I was like in 5th grade
>we have a thibg going where poker chips were worth points for our team
>mixed team swimming session
>I find the most valuable chip at the bottom of the pool (the counselors hid them all around camp)
>I hold it up and announce to the counselor that I want to turn it in.
>next thing I know a black hand is on my shoulder turning me arouND
>gibsmedat.gif
>I tell the nigger no obviously
>he open hand bitch slaps me
>he then puts both hand on my shoulders and starts kicking me in the stomach
>I'm was and still am a pretty hefty boy, so I saw the opport unity to grab his head like my bro taught me
>"wherever the head goes, the body will follow, unless it wants to come off" was what he said
>of course the only logical place was the bottom of the pool
>when he lowered his head to kick I just put one hand on the back of his head and the other on his back and forced him down
>this was my first fight so I didn't know what else to do but to literally bash his head into the bottom of the pool and try and drown him
>next thing I knew a counsslot pulled me out and there was blood in the pool.
Counselors were like 15 so they thought it was awesome and so I didn't get in trouble. However they took the night to the hospital on camo grounds.
>be 5 years old
>black, bulky, fit
>start primary school
>sperglord420.jpeg
>kids start picking on me
>becomes a regular thing
>teacher doesn't do shit
>on basketball court with ball
>fucking niglets coming up to me with their snotty ass noses
>'give us the ball anon. We're playing teams.'
>'Okay, but only if you let me play'
>'lol no you suck at basketball'
>'then you aren't getting this ball'
>get shoved to the ground
>scrape my knee on the asphalt
>fucking lose my shit
>get up
>let out the most earraping scream
>rush at the boy, I think his name was Ferell or some shit
>get punched in the face
>bloody nose
>scream more
>grab him by the legs
>yank him to the fucking floor
>pound the shit out of him
>he tries to crawl away
>can't get away because I have my teeth sunk into his ankles
>teacher comes
>takes us to principal office
>this fucking NIGGER gets off free
>have to wait for mum to pick me up
That was the first fight of many, and most were... basically the same.
>>704097399
Hopefully your dad dies very soon
Fucking pathetic
>>704097795
I know I just want to help out younger /b/ros.
Here's some advice I could have used in my younger years.
>fap and go to sleep
Seriously, fap+sleep=keep friends
>>704098113
And don't get so drunk that you tell your bro that you fap to his gf
>>704077290
>be at a nightclub on new years
>walking in line to get coats
>approach 1 stair
>skinny little shit pushes me as I step up the stair
>Instantly spin around and push the guy
>he starts punching me in the face
>I apparently just walk forward into his punches
>Punches do nothing
>I grab his throat and start to choke him with one arm
>He grabs my throat and starts to choke me
>start to spin with one hand on each others hands and one on each others throat
>I am clearly winning the choking battle
>Spinning faster, people start to get hit, entire club is watching us
>Start to see him turn blue
>Choke more
>Bouncer gets up behind me and puts me into head lock
>Skinny fucker starts punches me in the face repeatedly while I'm in a choke hold
>apparently I manage to spit at him as im being double choked
>almost out of breathe, this is the end
>bouncer throws me down a flight of wooden stairs
>second bouncer picks me up by the belt and shirt, throws me out onto street into a snow bank off of a second set of stairs
>Walk home mildly injured and generally mad
>wake up next day covered in black bruises all over my body
>worst part was my belt broke
Never go to montreal
>>704098387
God i miss that belt, also i was 22
>>704085444
>We have a winner
Witnessed
>>704098090
WhOAh THere kid thats a bit too much edge
I remember being in Middle School known as the pussy ass weak kid. My first fight had no violence, no actions, so I guess it wasn't a fight. I felt proud of it though, so I'll share it.
>I think it was like year 7, and I sat with some friends right next to this giant ass nigger.
>Guy was atleast 5'8" to 5'10" at the time, and this kid wasn't known as tall, just huge. Like big in proportion, not skinny, not fat, you should get the idea now.
>He calls me racist all the time even though I never said or did anything to him or his monkeyman kind, and would look at me saying under his breath, "Imma gutchu like a fish." "You're gonna be dead one day." "I should chew you up and spit you out." "I should skin you." "Fuckin' white ass cracka'."
>He had like a new thing to see to me over and over every day, but those were just some of the things that stuck. Anywho...
>One day I look at him, and I just tell him I'm tired of his shit.
>"Come on man, what do you want? What'd I do to you? Why can't you just fuck off?"
>He says some shit along the lines of, "I just wanna see the shit beat out of you, fucking white ass weak cracker."
>I just kind of furrow my brow and purse my lips to the side, but then just decide that I'll give him what he wants. Kind of.
>"Fuck it man, I'm tired of your bullshit. You copy off of my homework every day, you publically call me racist even though I've done nothin' to you, every day you can't stop saying how much you just oh so love me and want a piece of me. I'm tired of you man. Meet up with me in the bus lot on the last day of school. You can bring whatever you want, but it's a one on one fight." (It was like two weeks until the last day.)
>He accepts, time passes by, the day comes.
>I have a Mexican bro and Black bro (niggers =/= black people in my head) just telling me that they're worried about me, to be careful, maybe I should back out.
>I'm stubborn and tired of this kid's bullshit, so I'm going to wreck his ass.
Cont.
>5th grade
>Taking a piss
>Some douche comes in the bathroom with his brother
>Starts picking on me for god knows what
>Ignore it because I'm used to it
>Walk to the sink
>Fucker follows me, shitkicking brother in tow
>Says some shit about my cancer-ridden father
>"He probably deserves it."
>noyoufuckingdont.jpg
>Turn around, punch him in the nose
>bloodsplosion
>Grab the back of his head
>Smash it first into mirror, then into the sink
>Put a massive dent in the sink, mirror basically shatters
>Pussy-ass brother starts crying and runs away
>Stupid nigger's out cold, covered in cuts
>We're both covered in blood
>Leave him lying in a pool of piss and blood (because boy's bathroom floor)
>Go to class
>Teacher notices blood
>I explain what happened
>Hour later, principal's office
>His mother and faggot brother are there too
>Fucker himself isn't, got taken away by amberlamps
>Explain what happened yet again
>Mother tries to defend her idiot sons actions
>Get three day suspension
>Both fucktards get two weeks
Kids are cruel, man. But nobody fucked with me after that, so I win as far as I'm concerned.
>Be me, 9th grade
>Jewkid is good friend
>Take boxing with him twice a week
>We decide to spar/fight
>Fight lasts a good 5 minutes before i decide to admit defeat
>I didnt want my entire face as bad as ours was getting
>Next day rolls by
>We decide to skip school, trainin
>Smoke weed all day
>Suck each others dick
>our jaws hurt while doing it
>>704077290
bike chain paddle lock belt.
>6th grade
>walk up to a beaner
>in lunch room after school
>not a lot of teachers
>call him Pedro
>walk to the vending machine
>see him walking up to me
>he is two times my size
>oshit.jpg
>punches me right in the stomach
>says "don't call me pedro"
>laying there crying
>he gets suspended
>I get scolded
>racism kek
>>704077290
Got my ass handed to me in 10 seconds flat.
Was drunk and thought i was a mma pro.
>>704085444
>"fucked my friends girlfriend"
Kill yourself
>>704084054
It was the parents' fault for bringing the scumbag into existence.
>be me, age 10
>kids are picking on retard during recess
>wait for an opening
>tackle lead bully and destroy his face
>become Robinhood of the retards
>retard follow me around for the next 3 years
>never help a herp derp again
>>704083500
top fucking kek
>>704077290
>on school bus, 3rd grade or so
>asshole tells me to move
>i say fuck off
>lard ass tries to punch me, does
>grab him by neck, choke him out
>when he slides into isle, other kids start kicking the shit out of him
>bus driver hates the little shit, kicks him off bus for a month gets suspended for a week
feels good bros
>>704091269
more
>>704084054
Kys plz
>>704083500
Noice
>>704078443
>>704080034
>>704081560
>>704081991
>>704082024
>>704082384
>>704082504
>>704083417
>>704083500
>>704083548
> implying that anything greentext is not complete Bullshit
>>704099967
Go along with it anyway.
>>704077290
I have had so many fights, first one was in kindergarden, yeah I know I was young.
>>704085444
>"We have a winner"
Yes we do
>>704079452
/thread
>>704099967
But you just greentexted...
>first grade at new school
>had one friend but that was it
>cant remember how it happened but scrawny tiny me got in a fight with this fat white kid at least double my weight
>end up being pinned to the ground by this kids fat to the point of not being able to breathe
>bite his arm in desperation as hard as i can before passing out
>it works, i escape but i get in trouble because he told on me
>>704098925
Cont.
>It's the day, friends are worried, I'm not backing out, etc. etc.
>I assure my bros that I have a bit of a trick up my sleeve, which unnerves them.
>I really don't, I'm fucked, I'm dead, oh shit.
>I show up, it takes him some time to show up.
>He actually shows up nervous. I don't know if he just changed his mind about the fight or changed his mind about me, but it looks like he brought his barrel of death by monkeys anyways. "Look brush, I'm sorry, I ain't got no time for this. How about we just shake and part ways?"
>That's him, not me. Kid who's sitting there all day every day saying how he wants to kill me basically become Neil Degrasse Tyson (ironically his name was Tyson).
>I consider my options.
>Ya know how I said I didn't have a trick up my sleeve?
>I lied. Or more so didn't. You'll get the idea soon.
>I slide something metallic out of my sleeve into my right hand, holding out a handle.
>He sees this, and his pack-- no, they travel in herds-- all back away. Some of them are mumbling shit, the nigresses scream a bit. He is legitimately unnerved, he thinks he's going to die.
>I just tell him to fuck off, and look at all of the others. I'm fucking scared because I may have just pulled the wrong card and may have to deal with getting blacked in a way that no man, straight or gay, would ever want to.
>He just nods and walks away with a bounce in his step, obviously relieved.
>I just stare at the niggers as they start to disperse, and look back to see Mexibro and Blackbro nodding in approval.
>Apparently they saw the whole thing.
>I grin, they fucking hug me saying I won (I guess that whole group was giving us three trouble, and I just got them to fuck off for a LOOONG time).
>I pull out what I had up my sleeve.
>It's a fucking spoon I brought from home.
>be me
>be in elementary school
>lunchtime
>mom packed me a cookie
>kid in my class comes up to me and steals my cookie
>slap him as hard as I can
>he falls over
>spit on him
>get put in the special class for the rest of the year
>>704100093
>>704199999
>>704100000
>>704083417
That is fucking good.
Screenshot worthy.
>>704086700
I like you.
Also, nice dubs.
>>704100457
Shit, I mean't to replace the 1 with a 0.
>>704099999
>>704083417
I laughed way harder than I should have, that's amazing.
>>704100216
Gna greenext it
>be me 5 years old
>the whole class were sitting in a circle
>some fag kept bothering me
>grab him by his shirt and punch him in front of everyone
>his friend tried to help him and I kick his ass too
>>704082024
Kike
>>704083417
Somehow skipped over this one, saw the comments, read it, and had a good laugh.
Even if this is complete bullshit, it's the best bullshit I've read in ages anon.
>>704099967
They're supposed to be bullshit most of the time (mine was the seconds one)
>be in 5th grade
>cousin hung himself
>depressed as all hell
>black kid decides to fuck with me
>taunting me about how my cousin killed himself
>been watching wrestling for 2 years at this time
>wait for the right time
>sneak up behind him
>throw him into a choke hold
>not letting this nigger outta it
>took two teachers to get me off him
>both of us get sent to principles
>explain what happen
>both our moms show up expect to get the worst of it
>mfw my mom wasn't pissed to all hell
>mfw his mom was a good friend of my cousin
>mfw she smacked him across the face
>>704083417
Gold
>>704100443
10/10, pic related.
>>704077290
First. And only real fight
>Im the short weak kid
>4th grade, tall fat kid picks on me
>"If you tell the teachers I will kill you."
>Uwotm8.gif
>Act twitchy around teachers, hide in library often
>Teachers think I'm being bullied super hard.
>I decline to talk about it.
>I get notes for my parents, but I throw them out.
>Bully gets worse, forces me to get his lunch
>Day of the school wide end of the year festival.all kinds of cool shit to do, Fucking sweet as a kid.
>He orders me to carry his stuff
>Sits down at a model table. Bored janitor gives us the wood, nails, hammers. Reads his book
>Thetimeisnigh.jpeg
>Wait for janitor to look away, slam my hammer into his hand as hard as i can, he predictively jumps up, I push table over as he backhands me.
>I go flying, janitor sees him hit me, and me trying to run, "accidentally" kicking him in the knee.
>Chases me around the festival, Screaming how I'm dead. I am screaming help, and fake crying
>Corners me by the offices, grabs me, I kick him in the balls, stomach, whatever I can hit.
>I break away as he drops me and grabs himself, screaming for help and trying to crawl away.
>Thecalvaryhasarrived.webm
>Teachers, volunteers. And cool janitor recount how the fat kid kicked my ass, tried to kill me, and tried to strangle me.
>My acting skills gets me away Scot free
>Bully gets expelled from district
>Everyone knows I set him up, friends still comment on my school nickname, psycho.
>Never got fucked with again
My nickname was enough. Which was funny because I was a short nerdy kid, but everyone remembered what I did, it was funny.
Only thing that came close was when a classmate took my book away and laughed about it.
So i searched up a lot of bad searches like gore porn, how to kill my teacher. Mrs.blank porn pictures. I want to make a bomb. On his computer when he got a drink. Got 3 weeks suspension because he ran from the school officer, he ended up having a gun in his locker because he " forgot he had it"
>>704085579
Christ
>>704095141
kek
>>704077290
>middle schooler (i think?)
>dodgeball in gym (yes Im old)
>some kid smack talks me in class
>i smack talk back thinking it is friendly
>TRIGGERED.jpg
>he lunges at me throwing sloppy ass punches
>i just slap his hands away instinctively
>the football team in the same class jumps his shit and fucks him up in front of the teacher
Yep. Not much of a story, but there you have it.
>>704085579
That's cold, but I call bullshit.
Can we talk about why Scarce cant pronounce his 'S'
Lets start a hashtag on twitter or something
>>704099802
>7th grade
>math class
>almost all the popular kids in my class
>NY joins popular crowd
>starts rallying popular kids against me
>math teacher notices, anon stay after class
>explain to teacher, nothing to worry about, NY mad because we fought
>lunchtime same day
>NY and popular kids come up to me
>NY pushes me and punches me twice in the face
>holy shit that didn't actually hurt
>grab NY's shirt and twist my fist around
>locked in, jackhammer punching his face
>popular kids shocked
>hot ass lunch lady (turned out to be lesbo with female gym teacher) bounces her tits over
>stop punching, principal's office
>three day after school suspension for both of us
>both on same late bus every day
>last day he gets off at my stop
>has high school friends there in car (4 of them beside NY)
>everyone getting in my face telling me to let him hit me
>okay.jpg
>NY reaches way back
>i start throwing punches, first one knocked him down
>one of the high school kids knocks me down, throws punch at my head, I moved
>he broke his hand punching the ground
>a random Christian kid's mom appears
>fight disperses
>next day, NY at my locker, tells me i'm dead
>nothing else happens until next school year
>>704077290
11th grade.
i was a "weed" seller. but really just sold what I had in my pockets.
listened to too much three six mafia.
anwyay this guy and me were competing for sales in a very small way. he was at my lunch table.
i said something about short people
he got up
sucker punched me like 3x before i realized what was going on
got up and pushed him to the ground,
he was on his back, i noticed blood dripping off my head.
i didnt get in trouble but apparently before i threw him down I punched him in the mouth a couple times. he had some bad gashes according to the administrators.
we fought again like 2 months later
same story he sucker punch me, then we kind of lock up
last fight was when i was about 27
went to a party with fat ugly chicks from work
guy there felt need to compensate, in his defense i was being a cocky bastard.
he says "so you think you got a big dick"
I was confused. i think I said "nah it's tiny" but like an ass.
he pushed my face, I snapped and punched him a log in the face.
fat chicks come outside screaming bloody murder.
girls are so fucking annoying when people fight.
anyway my knuckles were super swollen after that.
If I get in a fight again. I'll probably use more knees and elbows. Pretty sure you want to try to hit the back of the lower corner of their jaw too. Go for a knockout, otherwise they get all mad and could grab something massive to hit you while your back is turned.
im fuckin tired.
goodnight
>Be in first or second grade
>Playing dinosaurs of jungle gym with friends
>I'm a Pachycephalosaurus because they're awesome
>Pterodactyl friend jumps off jungle gym and somehow punches me in the eye on accident
>Run to teacher still trying to act like dinosaur even though I'm holding one had over my eye and sobbing
>Teach thinks it was a fight and takes me to Priniciples office
>Principal asks me who punched me
>Don't want to rat on Pterodactyl
>'I don't know I was looking down and only saw their shoes. They were white and purple or something'
>Teachers have all the kids come over and inspects their shoes to see if any where white and purple
>None are
>Teachers confused but I stick to story
>I go back to playing dinosaurs
>>704101180
In a nutshell, yes.
Fought in an old stairwell with a guy a grade ahead of me for constantly fucking with me throughout the year, the kid was a stick compared to me since I was a fat kid then but I'd been boxing for a few years. He throws the usual wild hockey punch/swings, I tackle and pick him up and slam him into the ground, before throwing 3 or 4 down at him to get some extra damage. He didn't fuck with me again, even got his arm broke from the fight since he tries to stop his slam with his arm
>Be jewish, in germany, 1945
>Be in cooking class with Hitler
>He is class bully, always picks on the jews
>He tried to put me in oven
>I punch him in the face and pull the pistol out of my ass i keep lodged in there for self defense and make him shoot himself
>Instantly class hero
>Best 30th of April ever.
>>704101747
Well tell us what the fuck happened the next school year, you have us hooked anon.
>>704077290
*Gasp*
It's all the me I could be!
Could have more long and flowing silver hair, but otherwise it's perfect.
>>704102613
3/10, made me reply.
This is the way it really went down.
https://youtu.be/gQkMgqh-XzU
Aprently I some how pinned a kid on the corner of a couch and punched him repeatedly according to my sister ( who was baby sitting )
Other fight was for cash and because I covered his car in that shitty fake blood from walmart
>>704077290
>Be me freshman in high school
>Unhinged minor autism and social weirdness leftover from middle school
>Friends with this kid who looks like Skrillex with enough blackheads to legally be considered a hydra
>we had plenty of arguments about childish bullshit before but they were never really serious and us nerds had to stick together
>start calling him "slut monkey" as a joke
>He laughs along so I'm assuming he's fine, hasn't said anything about it
>I come back to class from lunch one day to find my backpack hidden in the corner
>on it written in big purple marker
>"anon is a slut monkey"
>Ragemode.jpg
>I ask my teacher where he went
>"oh he was just here, he went to the bathroom"
>Walk down hallway like the motherfucking terminator
>Go into bathroom as he's walking out
>I push him and he crashes into the wall (he's little as shit too)
>Immediately put him in a reverse chokehold and shake him like a ragdoll
>Guys in the bathroom are just confused
>throw him to the ground
>realize I had no real plan past that and I have no idea what to do now
>"WHAT THE HELL ANON"
>Try and think of some mean shit to say to him
>remember he wrote "slut monkey" on my bag
>try and say that but the adrenaline is flowing so I yell at the top of my lungs
>"YOU FUCKING SLUT"
>dudes in the bathroom lose their shit
>mfw I realize what I just said
>Even dude is looking at me from the ground like "what the hell"
>teacher comes into bathroom and breaks fight up
>Get suspended for three days
Me and the kid actually became friends again later on and my senior year I drank with him at our friends house parties all the time. Not a good story but I've only ever been in like three fights total so sue me.
>>704085579
Made me smile. Praying it's true kek
>be me
>be 6 or 7
>chubby almost 4ft white kid
>was a chubster till HS
>know niglet in apartment complex i live in
>niglet is 9 or 10
>niglet says something out of line
>Uwotm8.jpg
>Say something about his overweight mother
>niglet has a nigga moment
>He pushes me
>I push back
>He rushes at me and I grab him around the ribs/abdomen area
>seen the shit on football or WWE or some shit
>he starts pounding on my back, fast but not so hard hits
>I keep one arm around the skinny niglet
>rear back the other to punch him
>punch niglet as hard as I can in the solarplexus
>one
>two
>three times, full strength into his gut
>niglet lets go and starts breathing funny
>runs home
>throws up when he gets there
I felt bad later on as i got older, cause we WERE friends, and it turns out the fucker had asthma.
>>704085579
Holy fuck.
>>704102623
K, will write it out
>be me
>middle school
>mom went away for a few days because of family issues
>get to stay with my great grandpa
>he's maxed out his injun stat
>he takes me to school on a fucking horse, cause he's got no damn car
>asshole bully sees, makes fun of me and grampa
>he decides to be an asshole during class
>in the hallway he shoves me into the wall countless times
>get to gramps house
>tell him about asswipe bully
>he starts telling me stories of bullies and shit
>says he's gonna help me deal with them
>tells me to remove my shirt
>starts smearing this white shit on my face
>red on my chin and neck
>and a bunch of other colors on my chest
>supposed to draw out true warrior spirit
>"uh ok"
>go to school with all that shit still on me, (on horse again obviously)
>see bully hanging with cronies
>run at him doing some fucking war cry injun gramps taught me
>he doesn't know what to think
>he runs like fucking crazy
>finally catch up to him and tackle his ass
>he shit his pants
>hit him in the face so many times, and labeled as a fucking savage to quote the nignogs
>nigger approaches from side
>attempts to grab me in a schoolyard choke
>he has his malnourished arm around my neck trying to choke me
>i do that same to him with my superior upper body strength
>i get completely behind him
>i get him in a rear naked chokehold
>his face turns purple and a squeeze the tears out of his eyes
>i let go
>he faceplants into the dirt
>walk away
>never really spoke to me anymore
>>704083417
Include me in the reddit screencap, b0ss
>He looks at my angry
>Panic
>Go to school get on bus
>He is following me
>I realize he is following me, play it cool
>Get off on bus at taco bell in public he gets a taco and says hi then walks home
the end.
>military Christian summer camp
>forced to go with my Ukrainian friend for a week
>get bullied because not fit like most of the other kids
>one of my cabin mates hates my fat and starts attacking me
>fat rolls absorb his puny attacks letting me shove him back a few feet
>he gets discouraged and walks away, defeated by the fat he despises
Seriously though this is the closest thing to a fight I have been into, and it started because camp /fit/ decided that they hate my guts for being 10 pounds overweight
Ok, I was 10 here
>Him: fuck you bitch.. (shove)
>Me:(karate chop adams apple)
>Him:(grabs throat while crying and falling to knees)
>>704077290
>Be me, 12y/o
>Be with friend
>His dad was a jiu-jitsu god who ran a bunch of dojos
>Taught us to fight when we were kids
>At cottage, going to play putt-putt
>Lifeisgood.exe
>Get rolled up on by 6 local kids
>Called us city slickers.
>Like, actually said 'city slickers'
>Laugh hard and tell friend let's just go to the beach
>Turn to walk away and the fat one throws some awkward kick with his left foot
>Bounced off my hip bone
>Before I knew what had happened my buddy 1 tapped the fat kid and was already diving for a second
>Third guy rushed me but kinda tripped on his bike a little bit
>I'm a fuckin NFL punter
>Face exploded
>Other kids bail
>Go home to tell step dad
>Fill him in
>High fives all around
Then the kids parents showed up and the cops got involved and that was kinda messy. They pressed charges against us both and both were dismissed
>>704077290
>Recess grade 3
>Playing soccer in the park
>Fatty kicks ball, lands in tree and sits on branches
>"Lets throw our shoes at it!"
>2 wee anons take off a shoe and start throwing it
>Miss
>I take my shoe off
>Miss
>Kid I don't get along with takes my shoe and throws it
>Triggered.jpg
>Come up behind him
>Wrestle that fucker onto the ground
>Push his face in mud
>Gets up, fist fight ensues
>1 punch lands, doesnt hurt him
>Same thing except I receive it this time
>School teacher comes, stern talking to in principles office
I still feel good about it.
>Be friday in language class, only me and another chick in class
>teacher gone to office to mark paperwork
>Had boner all day
>Start wanking it in class
>She sees
>Says shes gonna tell the teacher
>She gets up
>I get up
>I punch her in face, make her strip naked
>Fuck her right in the pussy
>Just as she orgasms, i nut
>Remove my mask
>She utters "B-b-bill murray?!"
>I say "sssh, no ones ever going to believe you, don't tell anyone"
No one ever found out.
Still kinda counts as a fight right?
>>704102623
>8th grade
>stressful times, parents having severe money problems
>only October and already doing horrible in school
>brooding at lunch one day
>really pretty girl sits down
>hi you're anon right, i'm anon
>fast forward, first gf unlocked
>friday night, take gf to mall
>awesome time
>monday morning, NY talking to gf with 4-5 other kids
>gf looks upset
>NY and group talking shit to her
>fast forward, lunchtime
>sitting with gf, talking about nothing
>NY throws 9001mph cafeteria cookie at gf
>hits her in the face, broke her glasses
>trying to calm her down
>she runs towards door, I follow
>NY grabs my shirt, kicks my foot, I fall
>he's on top of me throwing punches
>grab his shirt with both hands and pull him into a headbutt twice
>blood all over me, one of his teeth knocked out
>out of school suspension 12 days
>fast forward, first day back
>everyone hates me for head butting NY
>keep gf, start learning about love
You know those threads that start off "You are now thinking about her"?
That gf is her.
>>704103407
>be me
>grade 2
>kid steals my lunchables
>this is sparta him in the chest lunchables and all
>get on top and start feeding him face shots
>get suspended for 3 days after teacher pulls me off of him.
>>704104500
Noice mate.
>be me 6th grade
>walking home from school with friends and older brother (8th grade)
>kid walking same direction spits a skittles rainbow loogie on my shirt
>kid runs away, brother chases him down the block, doesnt catch him
>decide to fight, but cant cause friday
>fight postponed til monday
>washed shirt over weekend
>shirtsclean.jpg
>monday rolls around, and no longer angry, but still have to fight cause it somehow got organized
>meet after school
>kid knows i take martial arts, so says "no kicking allowed"
>isthisevenafight.exe
>agree and start floating like butterfly and stinging like bee.
>lose balance, slip and fall, and get back up
>punch few more times and kid walks away
>follow him and call him faggot, etc
>kid walks to friends house
>friend lets him in and closes door
>kid is now a cop
the end
Never been in actual fight, always been pretty stout for any given age (powerlifting/wrestling in HS, generally try to stay fit....generally) this is the closest I came.
>be me, be around 24
>working as a supervision officer in local county juvenile center
>always have trouble with this one kid, let's call him shitbird
>most kids are chill, just doing their time trying to get out, not shitbird
>quiet day, getting ready to leave, shitbird decides to act more autistic than usual
>tried to incite riot, shouting trying to rally other residents with his nignog speech
>thisnigga.jpg
>literally every other kid looking slackjawed at him as he hits peak mongoloid levels
>kids go to their rooms not wanting to deal with shitbirds shenanigans
>other officers securing kids in their rooms, everyone is chill, except for shitbird
>I walk up to him, try to deescalate him, he's past that point
>my supervisor comes to help
>9/10 latina, short, rockin tits
>don't want him to go after her cuz he's kinda big, almost as tall as me
>start to think "if he makes a move, gonna lay this faggot out"
>as I suspected, shitbird still acting retarded, tries to bumrush supervisor
>forget any training I recieved, not taking chances with nignog powered up by retard strength
>former wrestler kicks in, shoot in for double leg, textbook
>shitbird hits the floor, winded, but still raging
>reach for my cuffs, he slips out, hot supervisor trying to help, but is severely out classed by the flailing shitbird
>get up, shitbird throws blind man
>dodge
>knee him in thigh, he drops
>grab his waist and toss
>knee on back, nignog in cuffs
>familiarimage.gif (hue)
>shitbird spends next 5 days in seclusion, spouting unintelligible nig languages
>Be 15
>In changing rooms
>Chink friend drinking water from a bottle
>Decide to fuck with him a bit
>Squeeze the end of the bottle
>Bukkake.jpg
>Motherfucker turns into majin buu or some animu shit
>Lands me on my ass
Not really a fight, plus we made up like straight after
>>704104500
Lel
>>704103526
No you fucking didnt
>>704104500
>9th grade
>february, gf has too much stress in her life
>abusive stepfather, non-sexually
>mother dies, killed by drunk driver
>breaks things off with me
>feel like i'm going crazy, start doing a lot of acid
>NY is in my english class
>english assignment is to write a poem about a time in our life and read to class
>write poem about ex gf
>...."and now that I've felt love in it's purest form, I am truly empty without you"
>all girls in class really into me now, word spreads
>NY talking a ton of shit
>don't care, eating acid
>sitting in cafeteria
>NY yelling at me
>ignore, the table is melting into my knee
>NY right in my face yelling something, laughing
>try to stand, NY pushes me
>start throwing punches, missing a lot
>NY lands punch on my face
>suddenly sober, punched again
>NY backs up. Tells me to get up. I do
>NY goes to throw punch, I hit him first
>punched straight through, knocked him right out
>out of school suspension
>things horrible at home
>ex gf stops over
>heard about the poem and fight
>laid in bed holding each other late into the night
>depressed
Don't let this thread die!
>>704084054
Do you have any idea where you are?
>>704077290
>be britfag northerner
>be in year 6 in primary school
>enjoyed pretending to be lord of the rings characters
>jumping around playground pretending to kill orcs with imaginary bow
>little cunt twat kid in the year below thinks he tough and makes fun of me
>trips me up i middle of playground
>i ninja style get to my feet in 1 second
>roundhouse punch him str8 in the face
> he keels over holding his face and cries
>he says "please dont hurt me" and runs away
>best day ever
>>704077290
Somehow I've never been in one.
>>704106197
This is the worst green text I've ever read
>>704088688
Did you sweep the leg Johnny?
>>704106426
Ignore this fucker, keep on going, anon.
>>704106197
>I used to always get in trouble as a kid for hitting people .
>reason why I was the short kid , always picked on for my height the whole Napolian / Edward Elrick complex would kick in .
>first straight up fist fight though was at a park I was in grade 4 or 5
>there was an ass hole picking on my buddy and his board at the time saying how shit it looked ect. so I told him
>"listen bud either ya fuck off or I'll make ya "
>calls out for a challenge 1 on 1 no friends to help
> i agree
> square up
>quick few punches to his face
>hits back
> I keep hitting him till i knock him over
>have him pinned
>proceed my fist into his face repetitively
> his friends start to hold back my arm
> I just said "no friends" freed my arm punched his head again
> eventually I got bored and got up went skating with buds
A little back-story.
>Be me
>Be 6-7 (can't remember)
>Go to a day-care because mom is divorced
and has to work
>Grandparents are cool af, but at the time, also both worked
>Inb4 OP is a nigger and so is his dad
>Anyways, go to a day-core for half the day
>Get bullied by three oonga boonga's
>Can only vaguely remember that he wore a white and piss-colored yellow football jersey with the number 16 on it
>Chimps name is Marvin
>Constantly bullies me
>Hours on end
>Eventually move away
>Had anger issues by that time
Real story.
>Be me, 16
>sophomore in highschool
>Been lifting weights for 2 years
>Not swole, pretty fat, but strong
>Scottish Games kinda strong
>Am Scottish
>Weight around 245 lbs., 5"11
>Go to take a drink at water fountain outside of the weight room
>Location is practically isolated
>Known faggotier and cunt named Lain McGuire
>Comes up behind me while I'm taking a drink
>thisiswhatitfeelstochew5gum
>Side-stepped into water-fountain
>Hocks up a huge spitball filled with snot straight into the water stream
>I stopped myself just in time
>Punch him incredibly hard in the sternum
>Can hear something crack
>Lain doesn't understand
>Doesn't understand that people fight back
>Faggot puts up his fists
>Call him a faggot and tell him that I'm not going to get suspended for his dumbass
>Walk away
>Later on, guy becomes extremely Christian
>Like will kill his own son for god Christian
>mfw He's managed to become an even bigger faggot than before
>mfw I won my first fistfight being a fucking fatass
Pic-related, it's me.
>>704077290
>bully kid slaps my little brother
>I take a swing at him
>turns out he's been a trained boxer for 7 years (we're like 13)
>beats my ass
I would suspect most first fights go this way...
>>704094080
He did. You were out first. His bitch ass still knocked itself out though
>>704106197
Between 9th and 10th grade o hit rock bottom and then got my shit together. Got into martial arts, got a job and a new gf.
>10th grade
>march 1996
>NY in my gym class we're wrestling this marking period
>keeping it short, teachers assistant asks if I train at all.
>i mention martial arts
>NY starts talking shit saying he is the reason i'm in martial arts
>I don't have much patience for him
>tell him if he wants to find out to meet me after school
>fast forward, after school
>half the school showed up to watch
>NY is already there talking shit
>i walk right up to him, we square up
>he winds up and telegraphs the he'll out of his punch
>right punch comes in, I lean to my left, smack his arm to my right, grab his forearm with my right hand, bury a kick in his stomach
>NY drops
>doesn't get up, later find out he shit his pants and threw up a few times after I left
Some kid in 4th grade punched me because he thought I took his hat. I didn't take his hat, though.
>be me
>k-8 school
>girl insults my father
>eh whatever
>starts pinching me
>its 4th grade so im pretty sure sure shell stop one day
>im moving to new zealand soon
>says ill be a stupid austrailian
>slap her really hard
>some guy who liked her punches me in the back
>i get winded
>teacher gets him off of me
>teacher forces him to say sorry
>makes us shake hands
>he extends his hand
>slap
>run as fast as i can
>figure its my last day so im good
>front gate locked
>side doors locked
>try to hide in classroom
> hide in
>special ed room
>no one notices me
>i try to sneak out but a downie notices me
>run
>run through office
>spit on floor
>office lady calls for the monitors to come
Nope.jpg
>run out
>realize my house is 20 miles away
>wait in front of some classes window entire day
>we arent moving to new zealand
>im not changing schools
>expelled anyways
>USMC boot
>had always been a peaceful person and so rarely made any sort of enemy
>never had a reason to fight anyone before
>MCMAP lessons blahblahblah
>get to moves with rifles for a while
>pugil stick time coming up
>supposed to match everyone up by weight but I had to take care of other stuff so DI had to bring me late to pugil sticks
>lightweights up first, so they're all gone
>me 5'1 - 120 lbs
>opponent chick from sister platoon 5'7 - 150 lbs
>not supposed to be that big of a difference but DIs are just like "fuck it"
>muhreen core
>fuckin hit me right in the face
>ow
>she locks her arm over one side of the stick
>hit face
>again
>again
>finally get my shit out
>lil dizzy tho
>blast her kidney
>she swings fuckin hard
>misses completely
>smash her in the back of the head as she turned
>she falls over
>I get smacked right in the gut
>DI blows the whistle
>dunno who won that at all
when I was in elementary school a bunch of kids used to make fun of me because I pick my nose and that went on for years and years and I kept telling teachers and nothing worked and then one day I decided that I was going to kick all four of their asses and did out at recess onfourth grade two of them backed off because they couldn't handle the heat the other one ran in and we did this like weird punching each other in the face at the same time shit and then I got the better of him and he backed off and then I chase the other kid down and choke the fuck out of him in his face turned red and then a teacher picked me up and carried me into the school, they called my mom and we all sat down in the principal's office and nothing even happened to me because the principal and my mom both knew that I had been complaining about this problem for like 4 years
>>704083417
I'm fucking dying over here.
Nice.
>>704108901
>11th grade
>they weren't kidding about how stressful this year is going to be
>life is shit everywhere except when i'm training
>constant stress but meditation keeping my head above water
>november 1996
>NY is in my photography class
>Teacher decides to have a mini competition in class
>class voted on best pic
>holy shit I won
>pic displayed in trophy case by entrance
>people randomly come up to me and ask about the pic
>hey this isn't too bad
>day before Thanksgiving break, half day
>called to office
>someone stole my pic
>well that sucks but at least I have the film
>people telling me NY took the pic down
>in photography class, ask NY why he took down my pic
>WHAT?! YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>okay
Side note, at this point i'm the fight captain of my martial arts school's tournament team.
>meet in woods near school
>huge crowd shows up
>NY shadowboxing
>i already know how this is going to go
>he throws a few jabs, dances around a bit
>goes for the big punch, I redirect him and flip him onto his back
>i back off, he does the exact same thing, so I did too
>he finally tries something else, and throws a kick
>i immediately kick out his supporting leg, he falls into an awkward straddle position and I punch him hard as fuck in the face twice.
>later
>stretching before class, talking with senior student about the fight
>teacher overhears, gets pissed
>1,000 push ups for having no restraint
>be me in college, about 19
>stole my friends gf becuase he was being a cuck and everyone was tired of his annoying ass (we're friends again now tho)
>roommate still friends with ex-friend whos gf I stole
>me and ex-friend hate each other
>get home from concert and ex-friend is sitting on couch w roommate playing xbox
>triggered.exe
> tell ex-friend to get the fuck out NOW
>roommate goes fucking nutz and starts telling me he's allowed in the house if he says he's allowed
>roommate is drunker than I am and being belligerent
>starts screaming incoherencies until I think he might pass out
>He starts screaming at my friend girls that were with me and calling them slutty bitches
> Other roommate is standing between us keeping us away from each other but I'd had it
>I duck under other roommate, pick him up and slam him on the ground
>we were both good wrestlers in highschool.
>we roll around on the ground for a while, each getting some good hits in.
>Roll into the Entertainment stand and knock the TV to the ground
>fuck
> we both get up
>pissed, I tackle him into the wall and his head splits open on the wall and the drywall is broken in (which I paid for)
>as I realize his head is spewing I jump off and said the fight is over and I dont want to hurt him anymore
>belligerent roommate proceeds to go outside and walk around the neighbor screaming and bleeding from his head until his gf takes him to get stitches
>ex-friend is still siting on the couch in shock
>we make up over a bowl the next morning
>>704106426
Go suck off a dog you kike
>>704086700
Nice dubs. I didn't realize what was going on until halfway through. -_-
>>704104480
True kek
>be 7th grade
>middleschool
>one of those weird canadian school with french-immersion
>literally an entire floor where students speak french
>fucking around in gym class with pals and the girl i like
>suddenly french fries
>french fries everywhere
>little blonde shit tries to woo my woman
>gets rejected, hard
>kid was kind of a spaz, so he jump kicked her in the chest
>literally jump kicked
>ahhhshit.mp3
>i was about 15 feet away when this happened
>friend named CJ tackles him to the floor
>nowismychance.avi
>slide across the gym floor on my knees
>across 15 feet
>surrounding kids are in awe
>he's curled up in a ball
>i untangle him
>start pounding on his face
>two bros pull me off him
>they let go after i say i'm good
>kick him in the ribs for good measure
>gym_teacher.exe not found during any of this
>french fries tell the principal
>i tell him alex (blonde frenchie) kicked a girl in the chest
>we both get suspended
>worth it
>fast forward a week later
>kid's friendly as fuck now, no more confrontations for the whole school year
>at the end of school that day alex's older sister got mad at me
>screaming "you'll never see the fucking light of day again"
>fucking 8th graders
>>704088003
I got diagnosed with complex PTSD and my "single incident" was being in a state of psychosis for a year due to a medication issue.
>>704110346
>12th grade
>may 1998
>not in any classes with NY
>most stressed I've ever felt in my life
>problems with "new" gf, she cheats
>i leave her, her new bf hits her, she wants me back
>bye bitch
>walking to class same day
>NY comes out of nowhere starts screaming that I was hitting on his gf
>his gf is a 2/10 and that's being generous
>fucked up teeth, lazy eye, extreme fivehead
>she did have the biggest tits in school though
>i calmly tell NY that I have never spoken to his gf
>OH SO YOU'RE CALLING HER A LIAR?!
>yes
>NY throws a big punch from way back behind his head
>i stepped right up to him, almost against him and gave him a short fast uppercut
>he threw the punch anyway which missed by a mile
>he jumped back, I moved forward again
>he throws another big right, I caught his arm and put him into an arm lock, forced him to the ground
>told him again that I never spoke to his gf while I mashed his face into the ground
>he stopped flailing so I let him go
>as he was getting up he tried to rush me, I guess to tackle me
>saw it coming so I threw my knee right at his face
>he instantly starts screaming, broke his orbital
>out of school suspension and $600 fine for both of us
>graduated a short while later
>In Syria
>Mohammed comes up to me wearing his big ol' burka
>Tells me a story about how he put his pecker in a goats anal cavity
>He also fucked my prize goat
>absolutelyharam.jpg
>Reach into his crotchless burka
>"ALLAHU AKBAR!"
>Bite off his shrivelled brown cock
>It's halal. Eat it raw. Gooey; yum.
>Mohammed is sad
>Decides to go on a vacation
>Disappears, never seen again
>Date: 10 Sept. 2001
>12 years later I ate out his prized goat. Pulsating pink goat pussy is niiiice
>>704111712
Two more stories, I need to grab my phone charger first
>>704077290
> move to new town
>Locker room middle school
>get bullied by blacks
> try to fight one
> get jumped by all
> learn to pick better fights
> end up fighting all the kids one on one
> win some lose some but not bullied anymore cause people know ill fight
standing up works my dudes
I trained for 4 months at iron first and had my first amateur fight. I won 3/3 rounds. Was good. I'm now 5-2
>>704086542
Do you go to Bullsworth Academy?
>be me 6 years old
>hanging with steven my cool friend during recess
>his 5th grade older sis starts chasing him for some reason
>she knocks me down
>pissed
>chase her and punch her
>am weakfag and she doesnt even notice when shes chasing him
>lame as fuck
>>704077290
Not really much of a fight because the little shit didn't fight back, but it's really the only time I got violent with someone out of anger
>Be me about 13-14
>Getting shittalked by some little shithead
>Fucker starts talking about how he'd rape my mom and shit
>Youdunfuckedup.gif
>I physically pick the little bastard up and threw him headfirst into a snowbank
>Storm off
>Guy didn't say a fucking word to me and was too scared to get anywhere near me for the rest of the school year
>>704080034
would you call the short bus, a salad bowl
>>704077290
Literally the only fight I've ever been in
>7th grade, going to a private Christian school that's in a church
>We have two basketball hoops and a bigass open carpeted area in the sanctuary when they stack up the chairs during the week, since it's one of those bigass pentecostal churches with like chairs that get stacked up and shit in the sanctuary to make room for activities, no like actual pews.
>We're playing some sort of dodgeball/tag thing, don't remember a whole lot about it
>I have the ball, running around with a few people chasing me
>This shitfuck named Jake is like standing in the middle of the room not chasing me with this shit eating grin on his face, I'm not friends with Jake, closest thing to a school rival I've had up to this point
>I come within a few feet of him and he sticks his foot out to trip me
>I fall hard on my fucking face, shit hurts like a motherfucker, because the floor is solid concrete with like a half milimeter of that thin ass carpet shit on it
>I have never been this angry in my entire life, my forehead is bleeding, nose hurts like a motherfucker also bleeding
>I stand up and literally let out this loud as fuck screech
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Start running after him, legitimately angry enough to kill this kid if I get my hands on him at this point
>One of my buddies, huge black dude named Dwight recognizes this and grabs me and picks me up because he's like twice everyone's size
>I bite the motherfucker's arm hard, dont draw blood though
>He lets me go and I basically leap onto Jake who thought he was safe and came close and start swinging as hard as my scrawny adrenaline fueled arms can go until Dwight and Marcus (other big black dude in my class) literally drag me off and pin me to the wall
At that point half the teachers in the school came after they heard my scream and Jake and I got suspended for a week, I had a broken nose, he had some bruises and a cut on his forehead.
>be me, level 1 pally
>this gang of bullywugs jumps me and my goat companion
>they think they're gonna wreck us
>goat rams one in the stomach
>I open his chest with my sword
>the others flee like bitches
>experience and loot was had
Right now!
>>704114255
The pick from my fb post.
>>704114322
Tell people
Guy poured shot of tequila on my head at a party because I called him out for being a thief. I rage reacted and gave him a good ol' pin and sex choke. I was removed from him by a large black man. Large black man then proceeded to eject the guy from the party by force. I was hailed as god king for a night. Woke up and returned to regularly scheduled programming.
>>704083417
10/10 would read again
>>704111712
>>704112047
>first year of college
>october 1999
>things are looking up
>no more high school stress
>no psycho gf stress
>met a horny milf online (first person I ever met online as well)
>problems in martial arts school, end up leaving and training on my own
>met up with friends in cafeteria
>sitting near exit, oh look it's NY
>he walks by, nothing happens
>awesome, go to next class
>in class
>NY looks into the class
>he's in the same class
>end up in same group for group project
>fast forward, he isn't doing any of his work
>get to the deadline and he has done jack shit
>other group members have tried to get him on board, no luck.
>the three of us tell professor
>NY gets zero on project, can't pass the class
>will screw up his loans or grants or something
>fast forward about two weeks
>NY isn't coming to class anymore
>one night i'm leaving my night class
>almost at car, NY is standing there sperging out as soon as he sees me
>starts yelling about how I fucked him over
>starts moving towards me fast
>he had some kind of metal bar in his hand (rebar I think)
>drop my shit
>he swings fast, twice
>missed both times
>i ended up standing on the outside of his right shoulder
>i put a solid punch right into the side of his head and he went down
>knocked out again
>pulled out my giant ass Motorola cell phone and called the cops
>campus security shows up
>whole thing is caught on camera
>NY kicked out of college
>arrested, aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon etc
>he gets short jail time, probation for two years I think
>security footage was used in the safety orientation footage for a few years
>i still have a copy
>>704088249
I threw applesauce at a guy and he punched me. He then told the principal I threw applesauce at him. I had to stay after school on a Friday.
>>704086542
>awe of my superior intellectuel intelligence, I pull off my coat and throw it to the side
>>my legs are spread wide and my arms
had a similiar story
be 16 in school, Iam a cool guy, my gf kissed another dude on a party, its europe so she was drinking and I was fucking pissed, one of my other friends told me, but I kept secret that I knew it.
On monday soccer in school, the guy is in the other team, he does not know, that I know that he kissed my gf.
So I play offense and kick every ball in his fucking face, after the third time, he asks what is going? and I kick him with my full power in his balls, he is like 1,60m and I am like 1,80m and he is very weak, he cries really loud.
My teacher asked why did you do that? And I said to him, he kissed my gf. Than my teacher said, Oh you did right, I would do the same.
This day I broke up with that slut, today she is fat and married this guy.
My gf right now is beautiful. 8/10
>5th grade
>nigger behind me tells me to hurry the fuck up
>say "lets get poppin"
>he cracks me in the head and knocks me the fuck out
>>704095141
holy shit
>>704115452
are you doing better financially in life? never mind, stupid question. You said nigger, of course you are.
>>704077290
> 2006
> I'm 13
> I'm in sophomore year because I'm clever as fuck
> Like a girl since 99
> Love that girl since 2004
> New faggot arrives to school
> Dates girl I loved
> getsangry.exe
> Got the faggot in problems with older dudes
> Faggot wants to fight me
> Faggot apologizes
> 2 weeks pass by
> Friend ask faggot in front of me "when are you gonna fight anon?"
> He replies "right now if he wants"
> getsreadytofight.jpg
> We start fighting
> He fell several times
> It was like a comedy fight
> Land punch on his nose
> He gives up
> I win
> Show video to his gf
> She gets mad at me
> 2 weeks later some cunts rob me threatening me with a knife
> No video
> No cellphone
> No girlfriend
> First fight won
>>704077290
That looks too long to be a katana, but then again I know next to nothing about swords. Must be the Washing pole.
>>704116100
Extra long katana called nodachi trust me I'm a weaboo autist cringelord
>be me, 9
>weak skinny kid
>watching wwe with uncle
>say i want to wrestle and get strong
>turns out unlce can teach me how
>excited
>wasn't expecting him to get on top of me.
>waitwut.jpeg
>ass continually pounded
>it wasn't wrestling.
>>704116305
that's what we call "wrassling" billy.
>Be me 18 year old hardcore fag
>goes to a heavy show
>kid kicks me in the balls
>fuckouttahere.gif
>scratches my eyeball
>Game0v3rr.png
>I push him
>ohshitsorrybro.wav
>pushes back
>goodnight.flv
>he gets two kicks to the stomach and a hammer fist to the back of the head.
>sleeptime.bat
>>704116100
thats a weeb stick, also despite what others say its not an odachi if anything its an okatana
>>704116100
I think the hilt on a nodachi is longer. Its almost 50/50.
>>704116491
that would mean its an okatana nodachi or odatchi are thicker. Massive sword nerd here and can confirm theres a difference between two sword that names just mean "big sword" cause japan stupid
>>704114627
>march 2003
>got serious about life
>quit college when I realized it was shit
>got serious with online milf I mentioned
>new job working in warehouse
>making good money
>get along with coworkers very well
>things are great and i'm happy
>at the warehouse we would have 5 - 10 temporary staff workers (temps) depending on the amount of work.
>usually the same temps but still get new guys regularly because not everyone can handle the work.
>i'm the anon that trains everyone
>one day broworker says we're getting a new temp
>new temp is NY
>by the third day we got into a fight
>he was talking shit about me to everyone there, they all told me
>we're packing boxes and he starts talking shit about me screwing his whole life up
>i'm arguing with him, nobody is around
>he takes a step towards me
>i said stop
>he went to take another step and tried to hit me with a tape gun
>i got a nice scratch from the tape gun
>he dropped it and spun back quick
>we're squared up and our boss and a few guys are coming now
>they start yelling for us to stop, neither one of us moved
>they get there and separate us
>boss tells NY he's fired
>NY screams at boss, has to walk by me to get to parking lot
>NY gets a few feet away and rushes me
>I move and bat his hands away, he comes up swinging
>i hit him in the face four times, punch, punch, elbow, punch
>he's down
>call the cops (on my Nokia 3100 because i'm ballin with warehouse money and that phone was the shit)
>he goes to jail again, longer this time
>probation for a long time
>haven't seen him since
>married that milf
>bought a house a few years later
>things are good
>>704077290
>playing dodge ball at school
>school can only afford one dodge ball
>everyone wants the dodge ball
>dodge ball is thrown into our side
>I run for it and grab it
>this cunt bitch named cole comes up
>hits it out of my hand like a cunt bitch
>ohhellno.jpg
>punch him in the throat
>he drops the dodge ball and starts coughing
>punch him in the face
>he keeps gagging and crying
>he falls
>start kicking him while he's down
>recess bitch runs over and grabs me
>start screaming at him
>not even words, just screaming at the top of my lungs at him while he's gagging and crying
>get taken to the office
>huge trouble
>I liked it though
>start beating the fuck out of kids for the slightest reason
>eventually get put in special ed classes because I have "anger issues"
>>704116649
yeah but that's literal translation, it might have a less literal meaning in the actual language, but I don't know.
>>704077290
>>Kicks idiot sword fag in balls.
Glad you understand!
>>704116723
So did the milf actually have kids, or is milf just an adjective to describe her physical appearance?
>be 4th grade
>cunt from same class annoys me
>wants to 1v1
>fight
>bash his head to brick wall 3 times
>kicked out from school
> year 8 in high school (ausfag)
> at lunch playing cricket
> get into argument over someome being out.
> he throws first punch.
> trade a few punches
> get knocked to the ground
> rest of team going crazy screaming about how he dropped me
> notice bat next to me
> get up and crack bat over his head.
> KO'd
> get sent home and suspended.
> older bro high fives me when he picks me up.
>>704117492
She has kids, that now have kids of their own
>>704117630
Are the grandkids doing well?
>>704117736
Yes! They're excellent
>>704117868
Good jobs? Staying out of trouble? Don't want them associating with the wrong crowd.
>first fight
Never been in one
I was prolly 3 at the time. I had a cousin or a mutual's child pick a fight with me over a Black Power Rangers blow-up thing. I think I beat him with it. I won
Iunno, that was 20 years ago and going by what I saw in some home movie on VHS
>>704087333
Checked
>be me
>be 13 y.o
>some fat kid asking for my lunch money
>I was like:"are you poor? I'd buy you a sandwich if you want"
>wanted all my money
>keep spewing shit like he just saw a R18-movie yesterday
>fuck you I have no time for this
>kid punched me in the face.
>we start fighting. his friends we like " kick his ass tommy"
>I'm also swinging my fist in his general direction
>one lucky punch hit his nose and he bled like a virgin girl
>kid cried like a pussy, his friends fled
>teacher went to us and pulled our ears to the faculty room
>called our parents. Mom was furious
>dad saw that fat kid and was like " not bad"
>wanted to get me in a karate club ut my mom disagreed
>>704077290
not gonna lie, this guy looks cool as fuck
>>704077290
>smart enough to not get into a fight
>cause im a chubby piece of shit
>Senior in High school
>Not fat cause muh genetics I guess
>But the inner me is a fat piece of shit who's completely out of shape
>Fucking dyke on the football team who's always a cunt to me
>whatever I'm a pussy
>my boyfriend's locker is below hers
>She's just standing in front of her locker on her phone
>my boyfriend finally asks her to move
>Wait until I'm done
>I wanna look cool in front of bf
>Try to shove her and try to tell her off
>Hits me in the face
>shoves me back
>jesus fucking christ I'm gonna cry
>People around start telling her off for me
>go to bf's house and cry
>spent the next week at his house to avoid running into my dad cuz he'd make me pick up a self defense class or some gay shit
>>704119681
Though my first memorable fight was 3 years ago
>be me
>be working part time at home depot dueig summer holidays
>some chichano wanted to sell me cocaine
>sorry homie I don't touch that shit
>"ah cool then"
>3 days later
>said chichano came to me,accusing me for snitching on him to the HR and got fired
>I said no
>fuck you nigga nobody snitching on me
>punched me in the face repeatedly
>I was runing away for a moment waiting for security
>said security wouldn't come (prolly they have a deal with the guy since they're a bunch of chicano as well)
>I was like fuck this. Kicked his legs (I was wearing steel tip boots for works)
>nigga went down
>mounted on him and GnP on his ass
>I aint the one that snitchedon you you fucking son of a bitch
>finally the security came in and we were detained in shoplifters room,waiting for the cops
>HR showed him CCTV photos of him selling his merchandise
>told you I ain't snitching anyone you fucking chichano
>cops came in, brought the both of us to the precinct.
>he was charged with illegal substances abuse as well as assault.
>the attorney said that if he was pressed with assault theb I would be liable for teh same charges as well.
>I said fuck it just let me go home.
>went home,had a couple of beer and webt to sleep
>next day
>in is in everyone's best interests if you quit, said HR manager
>called my dad. He told me to ask for compensation money or we'd go to the court (dad is
>the CCTV tape is in police custody so they can't tamper with it
>gave me my due wage that month and next month
