Fo' shizzle
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Fo' shizzle
>>702707130
Fuck off
Rolling only once.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
[To be rapped at rap god speed]
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music
You make elevator music
Yeye
i am so fucking gay i could suck a toad dick and weanus peenus
Te voy a cambiar el nombre
Para guardar el secreto
Porque te amo y me amas
Y a alguien debemos respeto
Te voy a cambiar el nombre
En base a lo que has traído
Ahora te llamarás Gloria
Lo tienes bien merecido
Y hemos de darnos un beso
Encerrados en la luna
Secreto amor te confieso
Te quiero como a ninguna
Y puedo cambiarte el nombre
Pero no cambio la historia
Te llames como te llames
Para mi tú eres la Gloria
Eres secreto de amor
Secreto
Eres secreto de amor
Oye
Eres secreto de amor
Secreto
Eres secreto de amor
Delante de la gente no me mires
No suspires, no me llames
Aunque me ames
Delante de la gente soy tu amigo
Hoy te digo, que castigo
Eres secreto de amor
Secreto
Eres secreto de amor
Te voy a cambiar el nombre
Para guardar el secreto
Porque te amo y me amas
No debo…
this gon be gud...
bump
roll and bump
rollo
>>702707130
roll
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL
pls no
>>702707130
If you read this post you must reply in this thread or your mother will die in her sleep.
niggers
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo./
Sit there, and listen
there are only 2 genders
I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>702707130
No.
check em
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>>702707705
Y'all niggas can't fathom
The depth of the god particle,
Straight up lyrical disambiguation, minimalist design, universal mastermind, not so slick but smooth delivery I wouldn't even let ya hoe touch me
Fagget cunt suck my dick like I would a blunt,
Call my dick skinny pesci cause it pimps a runt
Roll
Oh nigga nooooo
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>>702709611
Do I win?
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Knowing my luck I'll fucking get it.
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No
>>702710054
Oh man how lucky
>>702710054
damn, 1 number away.
>>702707583
Fuck you.
I sexually Identify as a spicy memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my spicy memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "spicy memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding
>>702707130
k fam
>>702710054
You got fucking lucky
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>>702709973
You weeaboo piiece of human traash
I will retali8
Rolling
What the dank did you just blazing say about me, you little meme? I’ll have you know I ayy’d top of my lmao in the Dank Memers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 9GAG, and I have over 420 confirmed memes. I am trained in gnome warfare and I’m the top sweglord in the entire /r/dank_meme forces. You are nothing to me but just another 9Fag. I will smoke you the fuck out with memes the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, memer. As we speak I am posting my secret network of dank memes across reddit and your karma is being rekt right now so you better prepare for the storm, shitposter. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking downvoted, kid. I can meme anywhere, anytime, and I can dank you in over sixty nine ways, and that’s just with non-dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in danked memeing, but I have access to the entire stash of Snoop’s dankest kush and I will use it to its full extent to blaze your miserable memes off the face of the thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn’t have posted those shitty memes. But you did, you had to, and now you’re paying the price, you little 4chan. I will blow my dank smoke all over you and you will choke in it. You’re fucking memed, kiddo.
faggots
>>702710456
lucky negroid
>>702710456
oh shit, one away.
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>>702707130
rope
Ive been waiting years for this moment
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LOL? People still play this fucking garbage shit tier game. I could LITERALLY wipe my ass with a fork and it would look less shitty than this game. Do you literally live under a fucking rock? It's like you never even fucking heard of Bioshock Infinite. It's as if you ENJOY playing repetitive fetch quests with NPC's that quite honestly look like FUCKING SHIT. HOLY FUCK!!!! Do you actually like a game with unrealistic graphics and capped at 60 FUCKING frames? Jesus fucking christ you have autism. Maybe if you tried actually looking for a decent game like Bioshock Infinite or even fucking Fallout 4? Fallout 4 is basically a superior version of Skyrim that doesn't look like utter asshole and made by actual capable developers... No offense, but your game is trash and you most likely have a terrible personality.
Nope
i cant wait to see the unlucky bastard that will have to rap this.
Nigga nigga large man TERIYAKIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAA
I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metallic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
This is going to be cringey but I'll go for it
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You casuals don't understand the value of a good meme. It's a blood thing. Some people collect good memes. There are entire families that collect good memes, and the people from those families can't pass over a good meme. Shit. I live in a fucking apartment, I never make memes. Yet, I have a dank meme I found on reddit as my phone wallpaper. No one understands good memes. You never know when you're going to need one.
sodomize me
Gimee a beat.
You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes copypastas seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the copypastas. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for downvotes and hate comments. These people are wrong. copypastas are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the least amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Ernest Hemingway made a copypasta. Now, I am not talking about the shitty twitter copypastas that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan copypastas and the like. Copypastas that make fun of the saltiness of OP and call his post cancer. These types of copypastas deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are literature.
>>702707130
ROLLERINO
check em'
55 get cuz im brad pitt
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>>702711174
You dropped these.
>>702711134
Re-roll I seriously wanna do this
I sexually identify as a Nazi. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of throwing those disgusting Jews in gas chambers. People say that being a Nazi is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a Hitler mustache, a swastika, and a Walther P38 on my body. From now on, I want you to call me "Nazi" and respect my right to kill Jews and kill Jews needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Naziphobe and need to check your Nazi privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
>>702711344
OH SHIT
nigger nigger my nigger
>>702711344
GIVE ME MY DUBS BACK YOU FAGGOT
been in this game for years, it made me a animal
It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet for you to get
your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
she sniffed a who
old fag here, check my triforce
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nah
And thats all i gotta say niggaaaaaa
>>702711805
>Can't greentext
Shieeeeeee
lol
>>702711854
Close
Rollo
check em
rerollio
ohhh yeahhhh slap me harder dadddyyy choke me please uhhhh
niggas in my house 5 times on a tuesday
faggots
>>702711854
2nd
trying again
bump
Your rhymes are stale
A new kind of fail
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>>702712871
You try to slice language
But it tastes kinda stale
>>702707130
ROLL
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>>702707130
I'm a guy faggot that watches anime.
Suck my dick mom!
>>702707130
time to step up step up stepu niggeru
>>702707130
FUCK NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS KILL THEM ALL SUPPORT ISIS GOD IS DEAD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>702713169
ooh 69
I'm gay hey hey hey all day i pray to stay gay anyway, stick yo dick in my butt.
i will not get 55, and if i were to lie, may a lightning strike my house.
poop balls
Ring ding ding bong bong
niggers are cancer and the kkk is the cure
if i get it i'm not doing it faggots
Ain't nobody dope as me,
I'm just so fresh so clean
>>702713355
oh sweet jesus
>>702713355
OH SHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT, WINRAR!!!!!!
>>702707130
I need sleep
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>>702707705
Its actually pretty easy to rap this verse
>>702713355
>>702713355
winrar
Nigger
>>702713355
you dun goofed nigga
>>702713355
hey at least i'm alone
>>702713355
you gotta deliver anon.
>>702713578
here goes
>>702713355
welp fuck let's do it , keep the thread alive while I record this shit.
>>702713355
surely he will deliver!
>>702713355>>702713644
OH SHIT, ITS HAPPENING!!!
>>702713455
oh shit again?
bump
>>702713807
Nigger, I got it second its all on that guy
>>702713704
bump
anon, if thread dies, make a new thread and post results.
>>702713355
>>702713644
winrar here, I delivered even though I was alone
>>702714052
That would probably feel awesome being naked in a desert like that
>>702714251
Done it in a swedish forrest and fucked a watermelon. I was close to a village and I felt so horny.
Ash Checkum
bumping thread for rap
>>702714201
I'm the rapper you fucking niggers
staying alive, staying alive, bump
>>702714361
Did you creampie the watermelon?
>>702714568
im leaving u disgusting cunts
bored, might as well roll
>>702714361
did you eat it afterwards?
testestestest
>>702714568
anon is a faggot again
>>702707130
Orange Potato Silver Purple
>>702713704
Dis gonna be gud.
Even if someone lands on 55 they're not gonna do this lmao
>>702714361
1/2
>>702714361
2/2
bump
Reee
Just to clarify, do we have to rap the whole thread, or just the past above winrar?
>>702715564
just above winrar
oh no
>>702713455
Op here, I can't do it, a baby is sleeping in my arms
Cumguzzlers
>>702713355
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Os8e8UKihg
check em will vacroo in a sec
>>702716000
All hail OP he fking did it!
55 get
>>702716000
Fucking legend!!!!
>000
trips get
>>702716000
Nice trips too.
>>702716000
Anon delivered. All rejoice!
>>702716000
How can you keep going?
>>702716000
holy shit
>>702708709
Goddamn this part was perfect... keeek. Rapp overall sucked tho
skrrt skrrt
>>702716895
Never rapped my entire life. And I'm exhausted.
>>702717034
Nigga noises?
orange
No.
>>702709973 "desu desu desu desu fuck fuck you animal sex ass"
>>702713355
Bravo.
Ima spit that fire
Sit back and watch the world burn
Free cremation for these Niggas
Better bring an urn
Got that brand new whip
Indiana Jones
Got a cutie in the back
Paying student loans
Don't be mad
Cuz I stack cash
Give you whiplash
Click bang flash
And alsother OP is a neckbearded ass hat
>>702716000
lmao
>>702716000
So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Then just study a tape of N.W.A
One day I was walking by
With a Walkman on
When I caught a guy
Give me an awkward eye
And I strangled him up in the parking lot
With his Karl Kani
I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
When I'm drunk as fuck
Right next to a humongous truck in a two-car garage
Hopping out with two broken legs
Trying to walk it off
Fuck you too bitch, call the cops
I'mma kill you and them loud-ass motherfucking barking dogs
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still weren't found out
From here on out it's the Chronic II
Starting today and tomorrow's anew
And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston Chew
Slim Shady, hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up
When the temp goes up to the mid-80s
Calling men ladies, sorry, Doc, but I been crazy
There's no way that you can save me, it's okay, go with him Hailie
>>702716000
the hero we need
>>702716000
You legend
