All you fucking beanpoles, being 5'9 is the ideal male height, hell 5'7 to 5'10 is perfect, anything taller is garbage, you just turn into a scrawny string bean who only has height going for them kek
![TheMountainMockingbird[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qi3WM1V.jpg "TheMountainMockingbird[1].jpg")
Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck, this is the height, lads. See our current Mr. Olympia Phil Heath for a prime example. Or how about BASED gains lord Lex Fitness with his aesthetic perfection? Pic related.
Anyone taller than me is a lanklet who will never fill out their frame properly. Poor muscle insertions--too much bone, not enough meat. You'll never have the swole 3d photoshop look without pinning tons and tons of gear. Even with steroids, you'll probably never catch up to natty genetic specimens like Lex Fitness.
Turbo manlets below me will never have a shot at banging the hot women that the mighty manlets pull on the daily. Women love tall men, even if you're "only" 5'8.5 that's still well above average compared to the height of women who aren't ladyboys. As long as you're taller than the women you bang, you're good to go. Hell, with lifts I'm even taller than the 5'10 models I bang.
so what the fuck is your ego-defence plan when 6ft+ men ALSO start lifting?
>>702350959
i love looking down at you manlets and KNOWING i'd beat the fuck out of you.
keep shitposting, dummy; i'm busy gorilla-fucking your girl.
>>702351707
Motherfucker, I have literally killed people for less than that. I'm not talking about navy seals copypasta shit, I'm talking about me blowing peoples' brains out for saying the wrong shit to me.
Some punks on Facebook said the wrong fucking thing to me a while back and I made this video to straighten them out. You've been warned. Back the fuck down now, or this shit will escalate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCJXz1CH-eA
>72% of women are under 5'6''
>90% are under 5'8''
is this true?
also taller guys are hot. most girls don't want to dwarf their bfs if they wear heels.
>>702351707
>anonymously lying on a gay porn image board
6'3 male who workouts out checking in
Lol
Manlets... The angriest people on earth.
>>702351846
My God you're a tough little midget.
>>702350959
I'm a manlet and quite frankly this is pathetic.
>>702350959
>>702351595
>>702351707
>>702351846
This thread is amusing me thoroughly
>>702350959
Keep telling yourself that when you cant reach your whey on the top shelf cutie
6'3, good looking and well built, everywhere I go i get female attention and everyone I know comments on it.
Every shorter man I come across always seems to feel inferior and gives me respect without me even wanting or seeking it.
Life is pretty easy and has been fun winning the lottery before being born.Stay mad you malnutritioned ant men, i will break you in half.
>>702351846
do you like it in the bum anon? I bet you like it in the bum, deep in the pooper
>>702351846
Have you been in gorilla warfare?
>>702350959
Hey guys, 5'7 "manlet" here checking in.
To all you lanklets out there that think you're superior:
I am a black belt in judo. I have won regional championships for judo. You are a fat neckbeard.
These are facts. When is the last time you ran anywhere? And I mean with your actual legs and not by using a keyboard or whatever you manchildren use to play your pathetic computer games.
The fact is that I'm a born athlete, and you're NOTHING.
I took the liberty of making a list of sports I would destroy you at in order:
>Soccer
>Football
>E-sports
>Baseball
>Endurance running
>Tennis
>Golf
>Ping Pong
Any other
I guess what I'm trying to say is, how does it feel that a "manlet" can beat your ass at sport and in a streetfight?
>>702352210
Fuck off, faggot. I'm dating a 10/10 goddess. I don't get fucked, I do the fucking.
Nigger.
>>702350959
Shut up little cancer, if I wanted to be an non-intimidating whiny little bitch I'd cut half of my legs off and stoop to your level down there in the gutter.
5'10 skinny mode is best mode. I don't work out and I eat shit and yet I don't have any visible fat. Not looking forward for when I stop being able yo burn fat without trying, but its pretty sick right now.
>>702352216
That's classified info.
You've been warned. Just back down now, before you start something you can't finish.
>>702352290
forgot pic of me and my bitch
>>702350959
ITT: salty manlets
>>702352271
At least im tall, amirite?
>>702351846
Nice b8 you fucking lanklet in disguise... The video uploader is completely unrelated to the giant faggot in the vid...
the cringe is real man
>>702352460
>>702350959
What kind of Girls take a Frodo when they can have the Aragorn? Ah, i get it: Midgets.
>>702350959
Poor manlets. Even my daughter can look down on you by now, and she is 15.... phew.
>>702350959
You can say the same thing about dicks, yet everyone pretends to have a 10" dick.
>>702351707
Kek, butthurt are we? Face it, you will never get a girl
>>702350959
>702350959
>>702351595
And the 6'5 Bradley Martin is?
>>702352580
5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.
I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
>>702352069
nope, 6'4" you disgusting manlet.
>>702352271
True as fuck, all these tall cunts are useless, they can't and won't do shit in life besides being tall
>>702351846
shit, i'm sorry; you truly are the alpha male.
>>702352271
Id just fucking shoot ya.
I dont care how big muscles are.
I dont care how fucking tall or short you are
I couldnt a flying fuck how many waste of time activites you could beat me at.
If you wanted a fight though, i really would just shoot ya. Watch your inflated faggot body bleed out and just laugh at you for thinking your muscles, size or anything matters in this world.
Keep trying hard.
>>702351892
>struggling to find love in a world that hates you.
>never knowing the gentle caress of a woman, never seeing her believe in you, never knowing that you and another person can ne stronger than you alone.
>>702352216
harambe is my cousin
>>702352997
>>702352271
>>702352997
Amen to these guys, the only people that make a big deal about being 6 foot + are giraffe necked cunts with no life so they have to compensate when they type dumb shit on 4chan.
Heading out with some friends in about 15 mins so can't stick around, gonna get laid while you lanklet fucks sit staring at a computer screen all day LMAO
>>702352953
LETS ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MANLET MASTER RACE MASTER..
...so we finally can talk face to face.
>>702352210
no, but i can piss comfortably in a sink.
>>702353211
this isn't 1950 bro partnering up with some whore who will leave you and take you money does not make you stronger
>>702353367
"Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body" - Jack Dempsey
>>702352953
Does lying on an anonymous internet board make you feel taller or does somebody pay you for baiting here?
>>702353466
But you are not fucking Jack Dempsey, are you? You are just one more little angry manlet... adoreable.
Manlets when will they learn
>>702352509
your "b8" comment makes me think you are a 16 year old.
look, get off of mom's computer and talk to me in the eye... oh, shit! you can't because your a sad little manlet!
>>702353070
and you are a follower of the true man. i present you with an affliction shirt and a vape pen - praise thee alpha male
https://www.google.de/search?q=attractiveness+height&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj8jsir9vLOAhVBXhQKHUQICqMQ_AUICCgB
MANLETS... when will they learn? Maybe, if we toss evidence at them, that the best height starts with a 6?
5'10 here average Europe and Usanian
I live in a country where the average is 5'7 so I'm considered tall and can confirm most females go for tall men because they "feel protection".
>>702353480
You know it's true, fucking neckbeard.
Notice how it's only in the west where being tall seems to be revered by misguided cucks? Step outside of the US/EU and literally the rest of the world is around "manlet" size. We are more normal than all these tall fucks posting dumbass facebook posts from little teenage girls who don't know shit. Protip: I'm not trying to impress girls they come flocking without me even trying bro.
Fucking posers.
>>702353761
>mfw 6'6
>>702353563
>>702353563
>But you are not fucking Jack Dempsey, are you?
No that would be gay, anon.
Freudian slip much? Queer lanklet kek
>>702353761
Oh hey random internet charts anyone can make, great evidence anon
Dear Diary,
Today I was feeling sad about my 5'6" height, so I made a thread on 4skin/bate/ to make myself feel better than tall emos who seem to get chicks more than me.
If this fails, I will post videos on youtube about how I am a romeo and a gentleman and proceed to kill girls who have constantly knocked me back or just see me as a good friend.
I will no pretend that this does not affect me and will try and act all alpha but deep inside it cuts deep. And I am salty all over again.
....I may not kill people like I did not do yesterday when I promised..... I am a chicken shit faggot, same time tomorrow diary.
OP
xxxx I love you
>>702353912
>haven't learned yet
keep living in denial
>>702353974
you sound like a faggot bro lmao
>>702353974
>Hi, I'm 20ft tall but I only have a 1 inch dick. Not really! My DICK is about 6 feet long but thats way too big to put in a woman! Or, hey, A MAN even. I've only ever met one person over 15 foot and he was a total shit, I would NOT put my SIX FOOT PENIS IN HIS GAY AAAANUS! Anyone under 13 feet tall is basically a pedo, so if I see YOU, watch out! I eat people whole like a magic fairy tail character. I can't get a job! I got drunk and shat out a short bus in the morning! Argh, my knees! And I'm going bald. Cynthia left me for a guy who was, like, 3 foot 2 with a less than average penis. I ate them both but, get this, shat them out alive! They send me passive aggressive christmas cards! All my bones and muscles hurt and don't work properly ! I KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BIG IS BEST! MY TOUNGE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS DICK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE ALL MY SELF WORTH IS DERIVED FROM MY HEIGHT AND ALL I TALK ABOUT IS WHAT IT"S LIKE TO BE 20 FEET TALL! THAT IS ALLLLLL I TALK ABOUT! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE! I'M! SO! FUCKING! LONELY! I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU MANLET BITCHES! 10 FOOT TALL IS LIKE A BABY TO ME! I ESCORT 10 FOOT TALL PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET! FAGGOTS. WHY WON"T YOU TALK TO ME! I'M 20 FEET TALL!
- T Buttblasted lanklet
>>702353912
Manlet confirmed
>>702354071
i think that was the idea of the post to take the piss out of the OP.
>>702354116
Wrecked
>>702353169
Stop, euro fag. You couldn't own a gun if your queen allowed you.
>>702354116
>tfw I have a below average dick but it look huge because I am a fucking midget :^)
>>702354116
Holy shit lanklets on suicide watch
So answer me this you giant fucking apes: How do you yall deal with the fact your dick looks smaller than if you were below 6' master race?
>>702352679
No, I just feel great because of my superior genetics.
Go back to sleep in your teen bed, manlet.
What good are muscles in the 21st century when we have firearms to defend ourselves?
>>702353887
What a comeback, at least a smart manlet. ;)
ProTip: Fucking in colloquial language is not always a verb.
>>702353836
>mfw I'm 6'1 and I'd kill to be 6'6
You're secretly blessed my dude, too bad id stab your shit for being taller
>>702354425
Sure I will go to bed, with my big dick and my girl. Enjoy your height loser
>>702354116
Wowowowowowooooo... you sound very angry. Did he hurt your feelings? Do you wanna talk about it? Show on this doll where your midget uncle did touch you...
>>702353804
jesus, i would feel sorry for you living in your shit country... but you decided to talk shit.
no, you're a manlet and no woman would choose you over me.
you'd try to slap my ankles in some embarrassing way, but you would lose.
baby-man.
>>702354607
stab it with your sad, button cock. stop hating and warship me.
>>702354449
That's like saying because there are vibrators we shouldn't fuck women, Jesus dude are you gay?
>>702353169
Found Donald Trump
Oh my god who the fuck cares? This is like the 13 inch dick master race or the uncut dick master race. Just some dude trying to cover his insecurities.
>>702354640
hahaha!
>with my big dick and my girl.
no, you'll toss and turn at the fact you're half a man.
seriously, go to sleep; you're tiny race car bed won't warm itself.
>>702353804
Oh yeah, been there, done shit. As a 190cm tall buildt german i got more pussy in India than I wanted - and they all were very flattered and always told things like "You are soooo big and beautiful and I feel so protected"... yeah. And the dick size was great, good for Ego.
Tfw treated like a king when visiting a manlet country just because being tall
>>702354794
>warship
what are you fucking retarded? Nevermind i guess being that tall you lose oxygen to your brain
>>702354900
it must suck knowing donald trump could fuck your lady...
>>702354992
WARSHIP ME!
then fighter me to death
>>702354952
Nah, I'll go to bed and sleep like a baby knowing you're going nowhere in life
>>702354992
jesus man, the oxygen comeback? now i know you're short and stupid with no sense of humor.
sleep, my little man - you will wake with the knowledge you're inferior.
>>702350959
ITT: Short-man syndrome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex
Your faggoty internet "facts" are all irrelevant
>>702351846
What...? Did this dude just threaten veterans who were calling him out for stolen valor?
5'8" 300lbs here. Not all that muscular at all, can only bench about 350. The fact that I don't look like one of those blobs you see roaming walmart should be proof enough that height and looks are distinctly separate. It's obvious I'm fat, but I don't incite panic when boarding an elevator, or look like I could be rolled like a katamari.
>>702355124
>wikipedia
Amazing source man!
>>702355111
no, no you wont. go to sleep my tiny little friend; you may dig up some precious jewels in the mines tomorrow...
>>702351846
But how many confirmed kills do you have, kiddo?
>>702355118
Im 6'1 So try again
6 even master race here
I love the anger and hate generated by all you fucking shrimps. You guys are so hostile talking about how "proud" you are of your short heights and it's hilariously pathetic.
>>702355242
Found another one
>>702355278
i'm 6'4", so stop being short.
>>702354889
No it's not.
omfg OP
if it is so cool to be a manlet, why do u have to convince yourself with all these shitty memes and comments
>>702355495
Good for you
>>702355020
Motherfucker, it takes almost zero skill to pull a trigger. I've won tons of 1-on-1 fights in my 25 years, and lost very few, but enough to give me the tolerance to take your wimpy punches until you ruin out of energy to throw them. Got jumped a few times too, and won almost all of those encounters. Hand to hand, barrel to barrel or blade to blade, you're nothing to me. And you couldn't handle both of my wives at the same time; you lack the skill and stamina. Ever make two women shake like chihuahuas without waking up an infant and a toddler sleeping one room away? Ever fend off three guys with tire irons using your bare hands? Ever been stabbed in the shoulder and kept on fighting? If not, shut the fuck up.
>>702355561
Grapes are pretty shitty fruit by themselves, they are redeemed by being a one wine and whole jelly.
>>702354449
>Can't always have a gun
>Uses besides fighting
>Looks
>Being active feels great
>Muh honor
>>702355693
I-I like grapes, Anon...
>>702355641
Here's your (you) james bond/burning man/ teenager in 90s wartorn Bosnia
>>702352460
>actually caring about what women think
lel
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet."
-Timothy 2:12
>>702355802
Now the big ass nice grapes are good but grapes are often disappointing like new metallica releases
>>702355852
Thanks, kind anon. Winters in Bosnia suck, and these (you)s help keep me warm.
>>702355561
Never said it was "Cool" just proving facts that we are better
>>702355600
yes, as i lay in my beach house about to work on my 68 pontiac firebird.
being tall got me where i am.
>>702355641
no, you couldn't. you won't do anything. stop it.
>>702355943
I'm bosnian, hows the sudzuk and child with ak47? Also Zdravo,
>>702355941
The pain is real. I was expecting so much from them and they Linkin Punk'd us all. And yeah, tiny grapes do suck. The big red ones are fucking delicious, though. Better than most berries IMO.
>>702355641
And yet here you are, explaining yourself to us
>so secure
>>702353211
>Never using proper grammar
>Never knowing how to spell
>>702355189
5'8" 3-- lbs? you're a fat manlet that couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
get on your hoverroud and leave this board.
Is this a cringe thread for short people?
>>702355971
>68 Firebird
Just to let you know, you cannot legally own that beast without racing it. Show the chumps that think their modern chink sports cars are worth a shit.
>>702356071
Exactly, it has to be those kind, the little ones are gritty and watery. Worst thing is moldy grapes holy shit. And to linkin park, rest in piece my dudes, even though they still alive
>>702355971
Lying over the internet, man humanity is sad these days
>>702356082
aw, you want to bring up proper grammar.
why don't you take your technical writing style and toil away at a pathetic firm. they'll appreciate your oxford comma.
you're a terrible writer and your short stories/blogs will never go anywhere.
>>702356499
I don't know who you are. But you waisted 40 seconds of your life just now. How does it feel?
>>702356082
Very original "I can't think of anything to reply so let me attack your spelling"
>>702356277
>implying he actually owns one
Wew lad
>>702353211
>Trying this hard
>>702356750
That fish made me hungru
>>702356277
Wait, what? Oh, shit! OP delivers! Go damn manlets hate all the time
>>702351595
Youre trying so hard, its pathetic.
Lurk moar
>>702356930
Oh shit
>>702351846
Shut the fuck up manlet
>>702356930
I don't think you know what OP means
>lurk more
>>702357138
manlet detected.
>>702352452
>10/10
>>702356843
I got 3 Tilapia thawing for lunch today. Be jelly.
Being tall has it's problems, mainly caused by things being designed for shorter people. With that in mind, I am so glad to be tall.
>>702352271
I notice you forgot basketball. Why is that?
>5' 11"
Comfy as fuck. Tall enough to not be considered short by anyone but the ultra-tall, short enough not to be inconvenienced by "tall" problems like buying clothes.
I used to want to be taller but now if anything I'd knock an inch off my torso so my shirts would fit a little better.
Feels pretty good, above-average life is where it's at.
>>702356930
>Check out my dad's car guys!
![MG_7280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t1igUVd.jpg "MG_7280[1].jpg")
How terrifying is this image to manlets?
>>702357635
Oh shit! Jealous manlet!
RN here, I love short guys. I have a short dick. I love everything short. Including short guys with short dicks.
>>702357725
Grab a stepladder. Big deal. Also, paper books in 2016? Really, nigga?
>>702355641
> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
If you are not above 6'2" please leave this earth and never show your face around here again
>>702357749
Lol nah man I got out of my muscle phase a while ago and I've always been a Dodge guy for that era anyway. I'd convert an Astro Van into an RV before I'd buy a deathtrap with a Chevy badge.
>>702357961
Most of those are photoshoped lmao, good try anon
>being so insecure about your masculinity you have to "prove" it to yourself and others.
Seriously, the most alpha thing you can do is be confident in yourself and not showing off your alphaness every other second
>>702357989
All good, man; I get where you're coming from. Just all the hate is a downer.
>>702358012
Enjoy your life Manlet.
>>702352452
Iiinnner ciiiityyyy
>>702350959
>Because were all gona make it
An then everyone can be friends and hold hands together!!
Fuck off.
>>702358072
You must be new here.
Haterade is the drink of choice my man, drink up and join the fun.
>>702351707
THIS IS LATE BUT GORILLAS HAVE BABY DICKS LIKE AN INCH OR LESS
>>702358012
>tall muscular nen
>entering full self protection mode
>PHOTOSHOP
I see that your brain is as small as you are
thinking anyone outside your cuckcountry wants to figure out how tall inches is in the normal world
>>702350959
Classic short man syndrome here. Gotta compensate for being shorter (and tbh generally weaker) than most girls somehow don't ya?
I think Chris dissapeared because of something someone said.
>>702354905
white 6'3 12.5" uncut master race reporting in
>>702351506
It's sad as fuck that if you put that guy in a cell, with no access to all the drugs he pumps into his ass he would shrivel up into a manlet in a matter of months.
>>702355111
Sleep well little guy
>>702359184
If you lock anyone in a cell with no access to excess nutrition and some kind of resistance to train with they will atrophy, stupid. Maintaining a body that big takes a lot of work, natural or not.
>>702350959
>somebody was assmad enough to make this .jpg
I guess I believe in manlets now
