Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
Gets edition!
>>702064687
Busy with classes, about it. How about the cutie?
>>702065358
Sound like some A-1 courses. Have fun with them.
>>702065319
It's tasty however.
>>702065517
Go for it mang, might fine some hidden gems. Never used Spotify actually. Exactly, didn't think I'd fine much, but this was one of the best finds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8 so far. Not blessed with that virtue sadly, could differ anytime, so many good things out there. Some say it's for the greater good.
Back from shower
>>702066667
That heart sounds like a slut kek
Miho claimed
>>702065750
Now you can sit here with me <3
>>702066667
>Fart noises
>>702066398
Who said im not?
Claiming Felix
>watch out for muggers
>>702066058
>Hanako
Wintergreen mint bruh.
>>702066136
>Coco
I loved coco, mainly because I loved crash bandicoot as a whole, but damn if I didn't have strange feelings while playing, this was before I knew what sex and love was and still thought girls were gross.
>A cute
Thanks, she's Mizore from Rosario+Vampire. A yukionna monster girl, also a qt3.14 stalker. Just not a fan of anime or spend more time on vidya?
![Kirino [319].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3RSiaQF.jpg "Kirino [319].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDjP4JnpGU
Claimu
>>702066721
Can't find it, but i think i'm fine.
>>702066817
And I am busy with both classes and work! Ive missed you
>>702066818
welcome back darleen
>>702066978
Huh. Didn't know Mizore was a monster girl. Or a stalker.
>>702067071
Thanks sweetie~
>>702066867
Hmm? I'm still leaving tomorrow...
>>702066881
Touche i suppose. Here i thought i was goading you into playing with me.
>>702067021
Okay if you want it just ask
Not hard to post again
Sorry to kinda leave you like this
>>702067183
Then i just cuddle with you now. <3
>>702067216
It's fine, i think i'll try to figure out the problem with my brawl thing now.
>>702067142
>All these peeking images
>Didn't know she was a stalker.
>Ice claws
>Didn't know she was a monster.
Wha-what?
>Smug
Nothing much, moving soon. Nothing is going on with me so I haven't been able to talk to people. Uninteresting isn't a good chat topic.
Umi claimed
>>702066667
You're always on that level nerd
>>702066817
I used it once and it was pretty ok, prefer just using youtube for my music. Oh that is a pretty good find! it comes and goes normally stick to one thing for a while then move on to another. and for some reason I believe it
Cirno claim
>>702067150
No problem <3 more RE will be streamed tomorrow!
hikage
>>702066818
welcome back and showers are nice
>>702066992
>1 hr of music on youtube
im fine don't need to stress my data right now
>>702067439
brawl thing what are you a pleb at least play smash 4 if you don't want to melee
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>702067183
I mean my boats are still repairing for the next 10 hours, surely i can find something else to play with.
>>702067563
Ah hell yeah~ Can't wait'
>>702067690
Grazie new friend, hows the game?
>>702067562
>>702067563
CIRNO YOU BROKE THE FUCKING TIME CONTINUUM TIME FUCKING THE BROKE YOU CIRNO
>>702067485
I'm not very good when it comes to picking up subtle hints
>I'm very, VERY dense
>>702067791
Wut
>>702067690
It's going to take some time for everybody to get complete character mods in sm4sh.
>>702067791
haaaa what?
>>702067922
Is it hard for you to swim?
>>702068032
Whoops. Tristana claimed
>>702067922
I've noticed.
>Wut
Cirno posted after the post below them!
>>702067771
Was suppose to do it today but a friend came over and wanted to play instead soooo bleh
>>702067791
Wait what?
These threads are so fucking pathetic, kill yourselves faggots
holy shit
i'm at chapter 90 of Dragon Ball manga and there's like 500 more to go
end me
>>702068079
No u
![Kirino [358].png](https://i.imgur.com/yCOkL0P.png "Kirino [358].png")
>>702067690
It's not like you have to listen to the whole thing.
It's an album.
Slow waifu thread is slow
Can we please get a waifu board? It worked with the bronies, now lets work to get this crap off of /b/.
>Got food
>At work
>More root beer
Hello you wonderful people.
>>702068067
No problem mang. did you had fun?
>>702068032
Haha, very funny
>To be fair, I have trouble floating
>Apparently I'm heavy enough that I just sink if I don't do anything
>>702068063
Yeah. On the plus side, I'm really honest. On the downside, it's REALLY easy to trick me
>HORRE FUKKIN SHITE TEH TIME CONTINUUM
>>702067430
Lol. Alright alright...
>>702067737
10 hours? Fuck me that's a long time before the game will let you play again...
>>702068319
I bet you also think a ylyl board is a progressive step to fixing "muh /b/"
>>702068348
No you
>>702068348
Root beer is pretty good imo
>>702068565
>POMF
>warm
This storm is taking to long get here now.
Wow, I've never been in one of these threads before. Gonna go download some scat dumps for future threads like it.
>>702068624
>Almost lewd.
I need more of this.
For science.
>>702068587
No u!
>>702068624
Yes it is, Lewd Cat.
>>702068727
You'll get bored.
>>702068727
>implying people already haven't done that
>>702067771
not too bad
>a small walk from clap traps place to eridium blight
I've been trying to get an etech launcher and/or smg
>>702067957
>implying copy and pastu is hard
jk, but thats true, are you trying to play pm or something
>>702068242
thats true, never listened to them, what on that album do you recommend
>>702068727
wow good one mr. /b/ threads outside of porn and interesting stories were every any good
>>702068381
Yeah it was alright, he gave up like 20 minutes in though lol
>>702068758
>
>>702068758
This is the only other one i have
![Syndra [189].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Xdg6co.jpg "Syndra [189].jpg")
>>702068565
Thats just one of my ships repairing.
Also, there is a quick repair item that you can get easley.
>>702068758
It's a guy
>>702068786
Only lewd 4 u senpai
>>702068876
you're repairing shizuru?
Claimed.
>>702068427
Heavy rear?
>>702068786
Oh hai
>>702067071
An even heavier load to carry. Here's hoping it's not too much for ya. Heh, missed talking to ya as well. Either crash when home, busy, or not up to coming around.
>>702067492
Have no need for it, expect for the music finding. Thanks mang, a lot have heard it before actually, never came across em. Good stuff. Staying define the whole way must be nice. I believe it as well, more than half the time.
>>702068348
You had me at root bear.
>>702068723
Isn't that good? Maybe it'll just neglect to make it.
>>702068876
If you say so i suppose. I still have a hard time picturing myself using the boat game as anything but a very temporary distraction a couple times a day. Oh well.
Did you manage to get to sleep early enough?
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>702069008
No, but i still need to level her up.
>>702068858
Installing BrawlEX, just a lot of css problems, i fixed one and now i've run into another.
>>702066817
Jeez it is A-1. Made qts laughed too
>>702066838
It was a big sloot! Next week we're doing cow heart
>>702066867
Excuse you
>>702067492
NOT ALWAYS
>>702068922
Good Cat~
>>702069053
Hey there little yordle.
>>702069212
Wanna crack a bear open with me?
>>702069338
Ayyyyy Smugs.
>>702068906
>This isn't my first thread, waifuless anon.
>>702068786
No u.
>>702068861
Good but can be better.
>>702068867
Gunna need nudity.
>>702069288
oh nice
get the USS Shizuru stronk
>>702069288
Eh? I'm underleveled!?
You just haven't been using me enough.
>>702069053
What? No!
>I'm just heavy
>>702068758
Did someone say lewd
>>702069450
Don't have those nor would i give them out
>felix-anon
>>702069269
When things flood its great to unload stuff.
>slurp
>>702069424
Now give me the succ and fucc senpai
>>702069288
I want to fuck you in the boipucci, Teaguy
>>702069212
its cool! I understand were all super busy around here hope you will come back more often
>>702069338
Oh shit thats one meaty sloot!
>>702069450
Eh I can try
>>702069585
I would love to, i need to suck that cute trap dick.
![Syndra [220].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WhIra4c.jpg "Syndra [220].jpg")
>>702069269
You can do that when you just have one team that needs to get repaired after every sortie.
With a few annoyances during night, but yes
>>702069504
Sorry
>>702069338
>wet fart
>>702069534
I'm not sure i understand.
And that drink is just a decoy, I already drank my drink.
>>702069678
Well that's good enough i suppose. So long as you're not just dragging around tired all day.
>Sorry
It's probably my fault anyways.
>>702069294
oh well rip
>>702067563
resident evil stream? which RE?
>>702068861
What a casual
>>702069338
Wait, they're actually leveled as A-1? Ayy, what I tell ya man. Down in the DMs.
>>702069424
Only if we can wrestle it.
>>702069670
Thanks cute stuff. I'll be around, even when it doesn't seem like it.
>>702069897
>hikage
>>702069212
I feel like I've seen the thumbnail for the music video but it just looked so weird I put it off. It's pretty good up until the point where you waznt something else but don't know what to do
>>702069338
PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS
I should take a nap. See ya later /waifu/
>>702069424
Yo plushie! Thread looks pretty chill. Wanna do that qott now did i miss it?
>>702067485
I take it that work is keeping occupied currently?
>>702068032
Tristy!
>>702068758
NO
>>702068861
BAD FRENEMY
>>702069670
Speaking of sloot...
BAD
>>702069784
Ewwwww
>>702069956
Oh no! Lmao i wish! Not yet. Gotta find a way to slide in first. Getting their number for school is step one
>>702069516
Lewd buy not nude. 2/5
>>702069529
>>702069585
No fair m8.
>>702069670
>Panties down
>Shirt up.
>>702069450
No u!
>>702069585
In due time, Cat~
>>702069956
It wouldn't be fresh if we didn't!
>>702070016
>Nap
Casul. Later Emu.
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>702069871
Thats still going to happen.
Its always your fault
>>702070016
LIES
Take care brother
>>702069897
RE 4!
>>702069916
I agree!
>>702069956
Aw good I love you so much
>>702070079
Okay okay okay I was just having a little fun, my bad
>>702070082
No no no thats all you get
>>702070106
Oh. Bummer.
I know it's always my fault. That's what i'm here for.
>>702069424
Ello Ello
>>702069338
I'll catch you around Smugsy
Aww dang it, I forgot class is in six hours. Time to rest. Bye everyone
>>702070079
The great smuggers is here!
>>702070082
-____-
>Alrighty then
>>702067791
God damn, that's some serious weirdery...
I'm fucking having my brother watch Steins;Gate, atm.
But, Time Travel is WAY too dangerous. I'd never use it, except to stop it from ever happening.
hello all!
I'm quite tired so i think i'll get some rest, so see ya later.
Claim
>>702066723
>tfw been claiming Shizuru for years
>Anime is released
>Waifu claim thread has her as op
rip
>>702070079
I had drill last weekend. Work isn't keeping me as busy since I've gotten use to it.
Moving in a little bit, to mo.
I'm just stuck with my thoughts again. In a really depressing cycle.
>>702070089
U.
>>702070251
Pssssssh.
>>702070470
;-;
>>702070498
Damn time wizard.
>Screen cap it, wizard.
>>702070763
Hmm? I've been claiming since before the anime came out too.
In these thread, in fact.
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>702070817
>
I'm definitely claiming clown Raven
>>702069871
Meanie
I want it to flood so i can get rid of a car i owe money on.
>>702070079
he he
>>702070079
Nope. Alright, let's give it a go!
QOTT: You're back in ancient times, and you and your waifu are about to embark on a quest. Your waifu has the uncanny ability to summon a single mythical creature. What is that creature, and does it get along with you?
>Mine would summon Fenris. Looks rather tough and viscous to most, but can be elegant and stunning to those that see past that.
>We would probably be at odds for attention at times. It would be quite the adventure though, as a sun eating wolf helps fight anything that pops up.
>>702070437
Later little yordle.
>>702070817
U
>>702070016
Weird in a good way. Night my man.
>>702070079
Ah, what s a shame kek. That's the way to do it, take it slow.
>>702070089
Exactly! Need to get a taste test.
>>702070251
Too cute I tell ya. Felling is mutual.
>>702070883
whens your trip?
>>702070817
>>702070887
Fiiiiiiiiiiiine
>>702070437
Bai friendo
>>702070817
Oh shoot, I just realized what happened. I've done that before.
I didn't even pay attention to the number. I was merely wondering why she said that
![Syndra [268].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9qeWkZO.jpg "Syndra [268].jpg")
>>702070252
Now, how will you make up for it?
>>702070942
Ahh. Lol.
>>702070979
I leave tomorrow.
>>702070251
RE 4 is a good one played it withe my friend when i was in 5th grade but never finished it though, and also RE 5 co-op but we finished that one
>>702071061
I'm already your slave, i don't think you need to blackmail me too...
>>702071115
yuno i think i might be the dumb one i keep forgetting my pic today
>>702070954
No.
>Qott
I imagine it would be her ice clone.
>
i am on line
i am very sad
help me god
amen
>>702071130
>slave
That's hot.
My waifu
>>702070817
Whaaaaat?
>>702070971
Oh wonderful! So besies school anythingg Fun?
>>702071115
You should totally watch my stream and get irritated when I die!
>>702071279
Hello other Yuuko. That cake was good.
>>702071021
>Nice butt
>>702071025
Stop breaking time damn it!
>>702071355
What whaaaaaat?
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>702071130
Extra protection is always nice
>>702071380
jokes on you, i didn't get cake
i got chocolate pudding and alcohol
end my life
>>702070089
When I come down to socal will you~?
>>702071212
U wot? That was Rikka you replied to
>>702070954
Dragon, obviously
>As for getting along, that's... different
>It'll probably set me on fire when she's not looking
>>702071509
Thank you! ^_^
>>702071318
Hush you.
>>702071525
If you say so... I mean... I like to think i'm a good enough slave to not need to be coerced, buuuut Master knows best.
>>702070251
Good! Not with that one. Be weary, frenemy
>>702070437
okay Tristy. Goodnight!
>>702070470
Don't have to call me that lol
>>702070817
Damn dude. I hope you'll hold up fine. Anything i can do to help?
>>702070942
Nasty booty self
>>702070954
Lmao. You did a WDYD scenario
Manticore. Cant tame it. Baaaad idea
>>702070971
How slow?
>>702071355
how inept can one be that they can't take it slow when killing zombies
link and time
>>702071634
i know but i think im being dumb was directed at other yuno because I'm being dumb today
>>702071573
k
>>702071695
>Pets kitty slave
>>702071748
>fart
What u up to?
>>702071804
You're a silly snek
Randomly feeling loopy myself, almost got pk'ed in runescape
>>702070954
A Chimera. I don't know, would take some training.
>>702071355
Not much honestly heh. Only thing that was interrogated into my routine.You?
>>702071748
Slow enough that it's not overbearing, just be chill man. Look for the right time, such as when teach assigns a group project. Gauge the reactions as well.
>>702071804
Can confirm it was at me
Don't worry you know
>>702071748
I just need something to make me happy.
Alcahol might help.
Other than that, no idea.
>>702071969
HNNNNNG
>>702072093
Idk how to help you.
If I could do something useful I would
>>702071509
Nothing nothin girl
>>702071748
Of course sorry I just like to rebel ya know
>>702071804
Hey man I never played RE before so ya know I wasnt too good at it now I am okay at it
>>702071969
Just streaming alot more these days trying to do it at least once a day
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>702071695
Are you questioning me?
>>702070971
Nothing like a fresh bear, but the old ones are normally too stale.
>>702071245
Yes.
>Ice clone, eh? Interesting choice.
>>702071604
Yep!
>Discussing a bit with other friend now. Needing to figure all who's moving in, and how many bedrooms to get.
>>702071686
A common choice, and I could see that.
>>702071748
A what?
>Persian
You asked for it.
>>702071969
>Chimera
Of course, Breeki. Of course.
>>702072357
No.
>>702071912
i'm not dead yet
are you even trying
>>702072503
Maybe.
>>702071748
But I wanna call you that...
>>702072093
Anything we can do to help?
>>702072226
It's fine, don't you worry about me.
>>702072248
Shiggity diggity gurl.
>>702072460
[N]
>Ice clone's fight bandits
>Stabs on of them with a claw
>Claw splinters into a frozen tree
Artful murder. I love ice powers, water benders were my thing.
>>702072629
Negatron fam. Life is life.
>>702072202
Stunning, isn't she?
>>702072248
Streaming eh? Sounds pretty fun man, what do you have going?
>>702072460
Stale and don't produce the same kick as the fresher ones. Need a little zing.
Kek, what's up with the Chimera.
>>702071912
Laying in bed. Not sure why not sleeping yet .-.
>>702071969
I got that sorta down. Sorta. Just need to make mr interesting somehow lol
>>702072093
:/
>>702072248
Goty eye on you, frenemy you delusional freshman
>>702072460
What Do You Do.its a scenario kind of thing. Haven't seen one since atago was here
>>702072629
What makes me so great? Lol and I'll add that to the lost of nicknames given to me fom thread
>>702072460
Like I said before, if need be I'll sleep in the living room
![Syndra [75].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ch1jOfT.jpg "Syndra [75].jpg")
>>702072472
Good that you know your place.
>>702072860
You sure man? If you say so
>felix-anon
>>702072860
Alright friendo. Have a complimentary lewd.
>>702072968
No one outsmugs you.You're THAT great
Wow.
>>702072860
Aw yeah know whats up
>>702072918
Well at the moment I am playing RE 4 getting back to it tomorrow!
>>702072968
>Delusional
Heh remember what happened last time you said that?
>>702072968
I cant sleep too.
>>702073029
I'm tired. Think i'm going to sleep now, ok?
![Kirino [292].png](https://i.imgur.com/UWxNNze.jpg "Kirino [292].png")
>>702073200
Quality.
>>702073386
Night
>>702073405
Like you are helping tripfag.
>>702071942
don't call me a silly snek, neither me or hikage are silly sneks
>>702072248
>check previous file name
i was joking about the ineptness, ive been playing it again and i died a couple times in stupid ways too, but can i watch is the real question
>>702072002
yes don't worry yuno *insert carlos pic*
>>702073506
Okay then, you are a banana!
>>702072860
DO NOT MAKE ME REV IT UP TILL IT GOES BAM BAM BAM BAM THEN SELECT D FOR MAXIMUM RESPECT
That does sound rather artful, and i know what you mean. Blood bending was very interesting imo.
>>702072968
Was it? I was more so assuming people would choose things that they think their waifu would summon.
>The part about how you got along with it was just an added touch.
>>702072918
Could always throw birbs at them to freshen them up, but that only helps on certain kinds.
I dunno chimeras were always kind of an interesting one, since there's different iterations of it.
>>702073009
It's more because if it's just us 3, a 1 bed could work. A bunkbed and the couch. If it's 4, then we might have to do 2 bed, which is obviously more pricey.
>Unless we just go double bunkbed and that's all the room is for.
Well. That was over double the time I said. But oh well. What ya gonna do.
Fuck traffic. Fuck doctors appointments being made without input from me.
>>702073386
Goodnight
>>702073665
Which ones the boy and which ones the girl?
>:^)
>>702073665
I could help pay for some of the stuff because muh injun money and shit
Probably just the couch and bed(s) though to start with
>>702073497
>installs ns
>complains about tripfags
Quality
Well... idk how, but my brother can't get into Steins;Gate...
I'm shocked. I can't believe ANYONE could actually find it boring after about episode 7...
It is objectively one of the best anime of all time.
>>702070954
Oh. One of these. Id have to say that a Valkyrie is summoned by Rory. For obvious reasons.
>>702073131
Rory
>>702073213
I've come ready
>>702073255
Insomnia?
>>702073665
I saw that. Lemme try a QOTT nexr thread but similar topic
Good night waifu.
See (most of you) you next week.
Claiming the chubby one
>>702074068
Sweetest dreams shizuru
>>702073665
Wut.
>>702074008
Tell him to watch code geass.
>>702072968
Sorta is better than nada. Just be yourself :^)
>>702073213
Aw sweet man! Heard they released that on PS4 not too long ago, not in the budget however. Would love to watch.
>>702073665
I'm not sacrificing birbs, unless they're pigeons. Fuck those sky rats.
I'm drawn by the name, and those three heads.
>>702074158
new thread
>>702073649
who knows maybe i am sometimes i just don't know :^(
>hikage
>>702074340
fuck. copy macro failed
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