dubs decides what to say get rolling faggots
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dubs decides what to say
get rolling faggots
i am bad my mom just broke up with me can u please send me ass pic to cheer me up plz
>>699382986
reroll
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me the newspaper and I literally screamed at her and ripped the newspaper to shreds. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the news tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he dead? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Harambe to be in the Cincinnati Zoo and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was a popular in his exhibit???? This is so fucked.
>>699382986
reroll again
>>699382986
roll
>>699383086
This plus "if you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep"
"Let's break the ice, I have molested 10 children and I am a registered sex offender."
Cmon RNJesus, bless me just this once!
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>>699382328
Can you make fun of my tiny dick please?
>>699383244
We have a WINRAR!
>>699383244
Winrar
>>699383244
ding ding ding
>>699383244
>if you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep
>>699383860
What the hell! She saw through it?! Quick, abort, abort!
>>699384063
dubs for what to say next
>>699384180
>Oh how cute! Another alt-right cuck on 4chan jerking off to shemales and blaming SJWs for having ZERO suave with women! So stereotypical it's ADORABLE! Wish I could pinch your rosy little cheeks before you go back to middle school on Monday! :D
Haha, you got me. So do you know where i can get some hot cheese pizza?
Ok I think I can fix this. Come on dubs, don't fuck me now!
"I see you saw through my icebreaker. But you should know this.
We are anomalous.
We are a region.
Forgive and forget.
Expecto Patronum."
Send this pic and say "Sure is a hot one out there huh"
>>699384495
rollin
>>699384436
Roll
>>699384473
Roll
Do you want daddies cummies
>>699384473
rolling for this
>>699384644
YES! WINRAR!
>>699384644
>I see you saw through my icebreaker. But you should know this.
>We are anomalous.
>We are a region.
>Forgive and forget.
>Expecto Patronum.
WINRAR
>>699383244
You asshole
tits out + timestamp or gtfo faggot.
dubs get
>>699384644
dubs gets next reply
They call me Michael brown cause I go down for hours.
Tits or gtfo summerfag
Tell her that's because its fresh, or dank
>>699385419
Fuck yeah, we got her boys. We may have just salvaged this.
>>699385533
nice quads m8, checked
>>699385533
Winrar.
>>699385571
Reroll, not verbatim use ur imagination a little
>>699385508
Rolling
>>699385533
>>699385419
I tried googling pics of your ass, couldn't find any, mind showing me in person bbe
How about I think and tell you about tying you up. Sitting backwards on a kitchen chair, knees straddled around it, ankles bound to the legs. A few pillows between you and the chair to make sure your ass is pushed back to the edge, giving me full access to every bit of your most sensitive parts. You could only just take your weight up into you feet, but not actually stand up off the chair because I'd tie your arms up, around the chair, hands up and elbows bound down. Able to help support yourself by grabbing the top edge but no more movement than that. Breasts against the chair back and pillows.
How good you would look sitting there, unable to move. Your mouth right at the height I could hold your hair in my fists and freely drive my cock inside. Gently working you up, thrusting at my own pace. Stopping to let you catch your breath, maybe to regain some of my own composure. How hot it would be just having you there to use as my sex toy. 2 fists full of you hair as I watch my cock push deep into you mouth, against the back of your throat as I try hard to resist going deeper. I definitely don't want to stop, I want to keep fucking your beautiful face until you were a mess of saliva and my cum. Maybe I wouldn't, maybe I would burst and release it all over your face. I don't come enough over your face so I imagine you should be covered before I move onto taking your orgasm for my own satisfaction. Leave you there barely able to move, your breathing fast and shallow as you try to catch it. Wet and glistening cum mixed saliva running over your lips, chin, hands and the black chair.
>>699385533
Say goodbye to that pussy op
>>699385811
Wow, another dubs.
>>699385811
What a waste
>>699385943
Well, OP COULD just say goodbye pussy in a literal sense.
OH DAMN
>>699385790
Rol
>>699385790
Toll
>>699385790
Roll
>>699386059
>"And I'm quite the entertainment, if you know what I mean, baby. ;)"
Dubs get!
>>699386059
you're quite entertaining to fap to
>>699385790
roll
>>699386059
good. wanna meet up on Monday night? I can talk to you for hours in person.
>>699385790
Rolling
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>699385790
Rollerino
The only reason you're still here is because you have a penis right?
>>699385790
Bowl
>>699386059
You're quite entertaining to look at
I'm glad you think that baby girl- but I have something a bit smaller than me that wants to do some talking... my penis
i don't trust myself around legos
>>699385790
Owl
"I like to eat dust for breakfast"
>>699386408
Roll
>>699386297
reroll
>>699385790
Roll, please
>>699386433
Dubs
>>699386433
>>699386466
Winwar(s)
>>699386059
>same, wanna do anal
>>699386433
>>699386466
Boom! Double up and send op
>>699382328
>>699382328
Excuse me for ignorance since i barely started using smart phones, but what app is that
>>699386466
>>699385790
don't do this, tl;dr
>>699386433
do this
>>699386555
checked
Don't send owl that was supposed to be roll you tards
>>699386466
>>699386433
Two dubs. What do?!
>>699386667
fucking dammit so close to quads
>>699386699
Winnar
>>699386601
Roll
>>699386766
But its trips xDD
>>699386713
Op don't be a dumbass pick the 1st dubs
>>699386699
Holy fuck checkd
>>699386667
>You're quite entertaining to look at
k
>>699386604
okcupid
TOO MANY DUBS
>>699386857
Go back to school summerfag
>>699386857
>But its trips xDD
>6667
Are you fucking retarded? Gtfo summerfag
>>699386601
>>699386857
You are stupid
>>699386857
no its not
>>699383297
Roll
>>699386967
ey, OP is cool today
>>699387044
Wtf is even happening in this bread
>>699386926
I'm not op
>>699386967
He is.
>>699386967
Its a compliment duh you're not an object or anything like that
>>699386967
Unless i get to see how you look now, you wont be able to know ;)
>>699387171
What about them tits?
>>699385790
Post this. Actually not autistic.
>>699386967
how do u not know? you're fucking stupid
You are part of a thread on 4chan and I am using you as the subject because I suffer from a lack of friends and general emotional disability.
>>699384495
Rolling
>>699386967
Well its a compliment if you show me your tits ;^)
>>699387198
It doesn't matter dumbass didn't you play phantom pain?
>>699387266
winrar
>>699387044
please don't waste >>699385790
my dubs, do the the one with the chair
>>699387307
Reroll
>>699387290
Roll
>>699387239
Rolling for this
>>699387266
WINRAR
>>699387290
roll
>>699387266
Autismo! As usual you autistic fucks ruin a thread with a delivering op
>>699386967
entertaining like porn. I'm jacking off right now, help me bust, babe.
>>699386967
Hitler was right jews sux
>>699387239
This one rolling
>>69938743
Top kek
>>699387488
Winrar
>>699387488
WINRAR
please send pics of your feet
>>699387488
fuck you. op back out back out
>>699387408
Agreed
is bill ok
ples sent piks of spreb bussy
>>699387666
Trips fuck yes
>>699387666
>>699387488
what do
>>699387488
Do it op, cash in
>>699387433
Lol jk, I have this fetish btw. Was wondering if you'd ride a BBC in front of me and make me a worthless cuckold.
>>699387666
Trips.
>>699387488
finally
>>699387666
>>699387488
which one?
>>699387733
winrar! i really hope bill is ok
and there is I want to put my pee pee in your poo poo interesting
>>699387666
Trips first
>>699387666
Satanic trips
>>699387441
rolling for this
>>699387684
dude op u may wanna marry this girl.
OP ABANDON THREAD PLz
>>699387762
Rolls royce
>>699387868
And a win for trips
Marry me, please, I've loved you for a thousand years.
can i see your dad
>>699387871
Rrrrrreroll
>>699387866
agreed
>>699387973
roll
look, i'm sorry i'm acting so strange. i just don't know how to confess my love for you. I feel this connection between us, it feels like the universe calling us to be together forever. I love you more than anything I've ever known I could.
>>699388055
winrar
>>699388055
winrar
>>699388055
winrar. we need a pic with dad and with tits
>>699383244
Lol
Op why don't you just get off this thread and bang her
>>699388064
"you have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag"
>>699388113
roll
>>699388294
neato
I have a confession. I'm sleeping with your mother.
>>699388113
rollin
>>699388113
>confess, universe, forever
aiit
lets get this rolling
>>699385786
dis 1
>>699388113
rawlin
>>699388373
roll
>>699387973
Hitler did nothing wrong!
>>699388113
rollerino
>>699383244
Oh boy...
I'm disappointed, for the first time the girl is half cool and OP is still gonna go down the rabbit hole.
>>699388113
Top kek
>>699388381
ROOOLLLLLL
>>699388488
W I N R A R
I
N
R
A
R
>>699388484
you have spunk, i like u kid
>>699388522
Winnar
>>699388484
Oh so your mom is the hot one?
>>699388113
roll for this
>>699388488
WINRAR
I sexually Identify as Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of working here with my old an and son, big hoss. People say to me that a person being Rick Harrison is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, everything here has a story. I'm having chumlee inject me with a story and a price. From now on I want you guys to call me "boss" and respect my right to one thing I learned after 20 years and a buddy who specializes in this kind of stuff. If you can't accept me you're a pawnphope and need to check WHAT is coming through that door. Thank you for being so understanding.
I really want to marry you, it'd make my whole life.
>>699388488
>>699388522
Winrar!
>>699383244
55555555
>>699388633
7zip
send a dick pick
>>699388633
stop with all this tl;dr shit. do we want op to send this girl a fucking essay?
>>699388750
top kek
>>699388504
Me too
>>699388603
He should send this
I was born with both sets of genitalia and impregnated myself.
Except your mom
>>699383860
>>699388633
NO, NO, NOOO! ITS THE KING OF GAMES!
>>699388844
LOL
>>699388750
Op on one>>699388844
Oh fuck winnar
>>699388844
winrar
Can i dress you as a cop and put bunny ears in your head and call you Judy Hopps?
>>699388801
>Update
roll
alex is a fucking nigger
>>699388844
Top kek best one so far
>>699388988
Oh boi hell yeah!
>>699388844
now THATS a winrar
Send them a pic of your anushole/ an anus hole
Everything I'm saying right now is being controlled by a group of strangers on an imageboard called 4chan. Please excuse me.
>>699388988
too many winrars not enough girls
>>699388844
>>699388988
Both op
OP update pls
>>699389186
roll
>>699388633
Don't forget this.
>>699389186
this
>>699389258
Id rather have your tits on a pizza
>>699384495
this reply
>>699389258
eat pinapl of my penis
need update op
This captcha tho
>>699388488
W I N R A R
I N R A R W
N R A R W I
R A R W I N
A R W I N R
R W I N R A
W I N R A R
fuck you, pineapple is great on pizza #triggered
OP delivers folks.
>>699389258
i think im falling in love with this girl, OP. I'm rolling for you stop all this nonsense and u try to purse a relationship
>>699389374
Roll
Fuck my ass daddiiii
so many fucking winrars i don't know what to pick
>>699389186
check em
>>699389258
> does not like pineapple on her pizza
Dropped.
Fo real though, op, she's bearing your bullshit this long, she's a keeper. Quit the thread and go salvage it.
winrar overload
please clear up some disk space
>>699389423
rolling
>>699389440
Not him but reroll
>>699389186
game over
>>699389186
This
countdown til thread 404s. marry this girl, OP. marry her for all of us
>>699389186
reroll
I would let daddy trump build the wall using my ass cavity as a brick mould.
>>699388750
"I have a thread on 4chan telling me what to post"
C'mon OP, you have a great chance with a woman who's at least half cool. Don't ruin this for your self
>>699389423
roll
>>699389440
I'm rolling for you to both gtfo and send /b/ your mom's phone number so we can kill her in her sleep.
>>699389186
Cum on dubs.
OP for the love of god stop. You got this, just stop with the 4chan shit
>>699389475
Choose this one for the lulz
>>699388988
>>699389258
OK OP really she's quite cool and I would advise you to instead of seek attention from randoms on the internet to actually try to get to know this girl she seems lit af.
>if dubs OP admits it was just a prank fam and becomes good friends with girl
8=963251478-=963251487-=9632514-=9635214-=6254
>>699389440
no dubs :'(
>>699389186
roll
Filthy nigger
>>699389562
Op pls leave
>>699389644
winrar
>>699389647
Roll
>>699389186
kek
>>699389186
Roll
>>699389639
As funny as this is, I'm gonna have to agree.
>>699389653
yeah this
>>699389711
win
>>699389711
wow you won. he has to do it now
>>699389639
Roll for OP's love life
>>699389635
roll
>>699389669
Rollerino
>>699389711
must post this
op is faggot
wont update
Is she ugly or something? If dubs quit this thread and hit that shit nigga.
I want you to pour lemonade in my gaping asshole and slurp it up with a straw while I shower cum on my face.
>>699389635
rollink
>>699389644
This won 1st but you should put #triggered
>>699389669
>>699389653
>>699389639
>>699389505
OP I agree with them. She seems rad.
>>699385419
that dirty bitch
Bitch prolly ugly as a muh
>>699389711
Op is too much of a fag to post this
If 0-9 OP admits just a prank bro.
is op gonna deliver?
>>699389669
Roll
>>699389388
do it OP
>>699389697
Shes hot
OP doesn't know what to post because there are like 10 winrars
>>699390002
>>699389977
WINRAR PLZ OP JUST ADMIT IT WAS 4CHIN AND GO FOR IT
>>699390000
Quads motherfucker
>>699386601
i still dont get these
>>699390000
oh....
fucking fuck.
>>699390028
why not all of them at once, just an incoherent rambling of a tortured soul.
>>699388633
>filename
>file size
>file width
>file height
HOLY FUCK MATE.
>>699389907
OP look at what we're saying. Ignore this cesspool
>>699389258
"and how do I know your not some dirty jew in disguise? Sometimes you just gotta take chances baby"
>>699390000
well now u HAVE to do it. i want u to marry this girl but... i mean quads
>>699389931
Lol truuuue
>>699390223
This one
>>699390223
>>699389936
Confirmed
OP chickens out sorry
>>699390340
bitch
>>699390340
Thank fucking god.
>>699390340
>pineapple cuck
>>699390340
You fucking whore
>>699390340
You did the right thing OP
>>699390340
Man up, bitchboi
>>699390340
today, because OP acted like a faggot, he is not a faggot. bless this thread
>>699390340
You can do it OP, get yourself some pussy
>>699390340
Fucking Alex
>>699390069
that picture isn't even on her profile what the fuck dude
>>699390340
post what she says back tho, we wanna see what happens.
I'll fuckin - I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right, put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like *Tssssssss*
>>699390340
OP...
You must be hideous and have a really low self esteem if you really are going to throw away a cute girl that follows memes and probably vidya's and is all around a cool motherfucker.
>>699390340
Yay post a pic of her is she hot or no?
>>699390340
OP delivers! Gentlefags, we have witnessed the birth of a beautiful relationship.
>>699390340
countdown til OP gets married. GG
>>699390340
I just started clapping, thank you. Go, OP, go and be free!
>>699390340
Keep updated op
>>699390340
>whats wrong with pineaple
Just just kys
update us please OP :)
Would you possibly be interested in a three-some with my sister and her dog while I stand to the side and fap furiously?
>>699390340
tripps decide OP's kid's gender
>>699390340
Thank god, good luck.
Requesting updates anyway
>Requesting updates anyway
Requesting updates anyway
>>699390508
>implying not landwhale
I've actually never wanted someone's happiness this much on 4Chan.
Hope things go out, OP. Check back often.
>>699390617
Homosapiens
if 666 op kills himself
>>699390617
nigger
>>699390617
It will be a man bear pig baby
>>699390340
I'm proud of you op now get that pussy
>>699390508
He's chichkening out on 4chan you imbecile, he's continuing to talk with ther by himself.
Are you actually autistic to not get that?
>>699390340
If you get nudes you have to post them here.
>>699390766
with seven nipples, no more, no less
>>699390714
I already got that
This worked out a lot better than the thread I put yesterday but forgot to censor her number
>>699390782
no questions asked about the prank. shes a keeper, OP
>>699384436
abyssmal post is abyssmal.
>>699390782
ask for nudes
>>699390782
What does she look like op?
I don't think he really chickened out, tbh. Half of us were telling him to stop.
>>699390782
She spells flavor with a u... I change my mind, OP go back to dubs decide
>>699390809
With 2 dicks a 3 vaginas
>>699390902
This is the question. Fat/ugly chicks are always cool. They have to be, they have no choice.
>>699390735
>>699390929
Britain mate
>>699390877
winrar
>>699390955
And you cant forget about the 12 nipples
>>699390955
we want it to be ugly not something im jealous of
either a trap, or fat/ugly.
>>699390902
blonde in upper middle
>>699390814
OOOHHH I AM LAUGHING
>>699391148
holy shit, OP you scored big
>>699391148
>not ugly
>follows memes
She's a keeper
>>699391148
She's the only one in that image with a normal looking nose
>>699391148
Holy shit wtf.
>>699391265
shes not something to write home about but shes far from ugly
>>699391265
>be kissless virgin
>bash girls i know ill never get
>live in mom's basement
>>699391148
Hottest one in the picture tbh
>>699391148
Meh. I'll take bottom right.
Okay
So she's a likable girl, she follows memes and is actually quite cute.
The future depends on this, however.
What does OP look like?
>>699390782
If this goes out well give us an update
OP here, quitting thread for now. >>699391616
Will update later.
>>699390617
down syndrome tranny
>>699391685
god bless OP
>>699390782
Nothing wrong with loving what you love, otherwise not really enjoying life amirite?
