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>>715011599
Are you a marine biologist?
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>>715011599
if you were a biologist what area would you prefer to grow in
>>715011599
What's your favorite crustacean
OP here, yeah I'm a marine biologist and a diver.
>>715011599
Do you fuck niggers?
>>715011599
Do you want to fuck a Dolphin?
Have you fucked a Dolphin?
>>715012050
Coconut crab for sure, I love when they climb trees to break open the coconuts!
>>715012146
a muffdiver?
how big is your dick?
>>715011961
Cold water, it's more fun there
>>715012311
Why limit myself to a dolphin when some whales have 2 blowholes
>>715011599
Costanza?
the sea was angry that day my friends.....
>>715012507
Would you fuck a whale's blow hole?
Is that something that you've thought about? Something that turns you on?
>>715011599
what made you interested in becoming a marine biologist anon?
>>715012859
Why wouldn't it turn me on? Bigger is better
>>715012867
When I was in high school, I blew my knee out playing football. My career was over, and they had me heavily drugged on pain meds. One day I was really high, and was just watching discovery channel and a program about the deep sea vents came on and that's when I realized I wanted to do that. Haven't looked back ever since. Just love the ocean and the beauty. My favorite place to have been is Alaska by far.
>>715013060
Do whales like things on their blow holes?
With dolphins it's well established that they enjoy having sex for fun and pleasure.
>>715011599
Why are corals called cnidarians?
Favorite phylum?
>>715013364
Well since it's a breathing hole prob not, but it's true dolphins love sex. The largest dolphin is the killer whale, and they have been seen masturbating
this is a field that I'm interested in, is it worth pursuing? is the money decent enough are are jobs available???
>>715011599
Do you have crabs?
>>715013481
The name Cnidaria comes from the Greek word "cnidos," which means stinging nettle. When you touch these, you can usually feel a good sting. I think coral wise it's talking about coral such as fire coral that sting and burn on contact. Slid bare ass into a group of that when I was working in the Caribbean.
>>715014029
Aight guys they're legit. Or they're using Google. Either way OP is too good for 4chan
>>715013661
Arthropoda because of crustaceans, but it's hard. I love marine invertebrates.
>>715011599
Do you have a fish tank
>>715011599
how come you only hear about marine biologists? do other branches of the service not have biologists too?
>>715013909
It depends on what you want to do with it. I've learned that a marine biology degree can get you into A LOT of places. You just need to love what you do, because it is a lot of paper work and studying. I love it because of taxonomy and field guides. But you get to see some amazing things, a few months back I did a necropsy on a killer whale, and that was a blast.
>>715014251
That made me laugh, you got me
I recently moved by lake Champlain. Tell me how to capture Champ
>>715014248
Working on it, I've been working on blueprints for a salt water tank that only has marine inverts.
>>715014251
Yeah, they're called high school teachers.
>>715013783
Yeah, I was going to bring that up next. Would blowing a load in its blow hole cause problems for it? Like getting a deep throat bj from a girl and blowing into her lungs.
That's not a pretty sight.
>>715014505
Walk near tall grass, throw pokeball. Don't fish, all you will get are magic carp.
>>715011599
why crab a blue
hes drown
>>715011599
Is it culturally insensitive to ban the Japanese and Scandinavian countries from fishing whales?
>>715014623
Typically it would, would probably piss it off a bit too. Hahaha
>>715014723
Is it culturally insensitive to not let every horny guy fuck 8yr old girls because in Thailand they do it?
>>715014723
That's a tough one. Honestly I can't answer that. I feel like if its destroying the population it should be cut back, like with north pacific right whales, but by no means should it be stopped.
>>715014798
I think I'll stick with mares and bitches.
I would with a Dolphin of she were into it though.
how much is the fish ?
>>715014557
Noice. Reef?
>>715014944
Yes.
>>715015022
as would I.
>>715014944
Yeah. The notion of an 18 year old adult is an American concept. The beacon of liberalism that is Sweden, lets you fuck 15 year olds no problem. Which of course is the same age of consent as Thailand.
>>715015022
You are a legend, I give you props
>>715015124
Couldn't tell you which one from this picture lol.
>>715015673
Nah I meant is your tank gonna be a reef tank? Or just like crustaceans and mollusks and shit?
My wife studied environmental science, geology, and is now working on her masters is karst-hydrogeology (caves, groundwater, aquifers, etc)
How do you feel about ocean acidification? People worry the most about climate change/global warming, but IMO, and the vast majority of the opinions of her colleges, ocean acidification (which has its roots in climate change/global warming) is going to be the real thing that wnds up fucking us all
>>715015742
Love me a reef tank, I used to own one but I had to move.
>>715011599
Is sex with a dolphin ever okay? What if the dolphin wants you to fuck her? What if you're in love with said dolphin, and the feeling is reciprocated? Is dolphin sex the new frontier in the fight for marriage equality?
>>715016024
^this guy gets it.
>>715015742
I'm not sure right now, I might do some small coral but I was thinking more of pygmy kelp and red algae
>>715011599
What's the coolest kaiju you've run into while biologizing marinely? And don't gimme any of that "kaiju" aren't real bullshit
>>715011599
What do you do all day? At work, that is.
>>715011599
Stop answering questions about depraved degenerate faggots fucking animals and answer >>715015743 my question about ocean acidification
>>715011599
Was it really a Titleist?
>>715016288
I live with both.
2 German Shepherd girls and 4 mares.
>>715015743
As Sylvia Earle said: “No Water No life; No Blue No Green.” Ocean acidification would absolutely fuck humanity. The biggest world food source would slowly die off and we would be in big trouble. Global warming melts the ice caps, and that will do some damage. I've seen that doing ringed seal research. But humans can adapt to global warming and rising sea levels. But if you take the fish out of the sea, we lose a huge food source.
>>715016024
I'd say go for it, #Dolphinequality
>>715016329
>>715016545
Do either of you believe acidification could happen fast enough to do major harm?
Life, both plant and animal is highly adaptive. I think most life would adapt just fine to slowly changing conditions, and new life would evolve too.
>>715016648
They are herd animals so are happier with more than one.
General care and feeding isn't really that much.
>>715016024
Im sure you could get Liberals to agree!
>>715016824
It's already fucking up coral reefs and the chitinous shells/exosceletons of marine critters because they are composed of calcium, acids and calcium dont mix
Not op
can you give me a fun fact about the sea snipper?
>>715016996
I guess that depends on what you considered a lot.
I have about 4 acres of pasture 5 horses.
>>715011599
Serious question.
So the icebergs are melting and the sea level is raising and hurricanes and other disasters are happening more frequently. If the earth will be all covered in water some day is it possible we'll develop fins and gills realy fast? And actually live underwater and start a new civilization of mermaids and mermans?
>>715017460
Um. Probably cheaper to buy...
It's not that much really. I bought a real bedroom house, 3 car garage, a barn and 5 acres for about $175k monthly payment is $1,400
Why are black people so fucking stupid? Is it the result of years of breeding out intellect in favor of brute strength, or is it their fucking shitty culture?
>>715011599
"Im a marine biologist"
What credentials give you this title?
You have useless fucking knowledge, youre not a real man kys
>>715016415
FUCK
>>715018068
Op cant answer my question about ocean acidification. He's a faggot, full of shit, and just wants to talk about fucking animals with other faggots.
Abandon thread.
>>715017930
Shitty culture. There is no place in the world where blacks are successful without the help of whites. South Africa without whites would be Zimbabwe, the NBA & NFL are owned by whites so that white people can be entertained by blacks playing with balls, even Obama is half white...
>>715011599
Always wanted to be a marine biologist, but I don't have the grades, specially in chem and math?
Any programs that don't heavily involve either, or tips to improve?
>>715018649
Volunteer at an aquarium.
>>715017821
So make credit.
I have shit credit.
>>715018507
You made an argument that it's defective culture, yet you indicated there are no successful blacks in the world who certainly aren't living in a homogeneous culture.
>>715018972
There are no successful blacks in the world without whites helping them. The black culture is inherently problematic, the only thing that can save them is white people. That's why the more black people adopt white culture the more successful they would become.
>>715019154
Oh I can't be that specific.
I'm on the other side of the country.
But under 100k, probably not.
But have a look, get on a real estate site and look at properties and prices.
If you want something, find a way to get it.
>>715017256
>>715018384
pls
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>>715019901
Yes, but skinning all the fur off is a bit of a pain.
>>715018181
I was beaten to it, but thanks for the (you).
>>715011599
Why doesn't anyone give a shit about coral reefs dying out?
>>715011599
why isnt that crab carrying a shank?
>>715020227
why should they? what is coral good for? what does it do? what can you make from it? what economic value does it have?
What's your views on over-fishing?
>>715020509
ARe you fuckin serious
>>715020509
Because the ecosystem is an interdependent system and if everything else starts dying, so do we.
>>715012312
Aaaand I just spent an hour watching g coconut crab videos. Fucking facinating
>>715020574
yes
>>715020599
yeah yeah may the force be with you yoda. you didn't answer the question.
>>715011599
Where's Atlantis!? I know you fuckers are hiding it along with the cure for cancer!
>>715011599
Have you ever sucked a dolphin's dick?
>>715020680
Bait
>>715011599
Why is the ocean so goddamn horrifying, OP?
>>715020749
you still haven't answered the question. species die all of the time. what good is coral?
>>715011599
>>715012182
The world wants to know.
>>715020843
Okay I'll bite. It prevents tsunamis and keeps the tides consistent
Are you actually Jotaro Kujo
>>715011599
walk me through a typical work day
or explain what you actually *do*
>>715013358
why aren't there any bitemarks on the squids that spermwhale eat?
>>715020931
what about all of those coasts without coral that don't have tsunamis and have consistent tides?
>>715019994
boil it first, then drop it in some ice water, skin seperates via thermal shock
>>715021045
Those areas aren't close enough to the equator to suffer from the seismic activity that causes large waves and tropical storms.
>>715020931
I thought tides were caused by the gravitational interactions with the moon.
>>715011599
how do deep sea diving whales deal with the bends?
>>715021031
Probably because the spermwhale swallows them whole instead of chewing? I'm not sure, Op would have to weigh in on that.
>>715021182
they are. he's just making stuff up.
>>715011599
Wait, I thought Pucchi killed you.
>>715021244
just furthers question of how they subdue those massive squuds
>>715021304
It's possible this is post reset Jotaro, though.
>>715021182
Yah and large tsunamis are caused by seismic activity, regardless though without coral reefs high tide would be a lot farther inland than is ideal.
>>715021384
that's fairly minuscule problem on a global scale. how does that prove anyone other than those directly affected should care about coral?
>>715021318
Well, it's not like there are videos of them eating. It's one of the mysteries of the world, just like OP's legitimacy.
>>715021384
So coral reefs prevent seismic activity?
>>715017705
6% apr with a mortgage of 1400?
>>715021489
>Several million people live in U.S. coastal areas adjacent to or near coral reefs. Some coastal development is required to provide necessary infrastructure for coastal residents and the growing coastal tourism industry.
>http://mobile.nytimes.com/2012/07/14/opinion/a-world-without-coral-reefs.html
Because sometimes people who don't live where you do matter too, and their livelihood may impact your life so maybe we should just not destroy the reefs and let them vanish
>>715021384
What's the ideal inland distance for a high tide?
I didn't know there was such a thing.
>>715021831
I would say whatever limit prevents coastal cities being underwater is ideal.
>>715021829
yeah, but fuck em. they can move inland.
besides, that's an opinion piece, not facts.
>>715011599
One orca vs frenzy of piranhas. Who wins?
>>715021742
No, they prevent a bad thing that seismic activity can cause, such as tsunamis.
>>715021782
2.85% 30yr fixed.
With pmi, I haven't refinanced to remove the pmi yet. I was going to do that this summer and get a 15yr.
My payments should end up about the same.
>>715014251
its easier to find on google
>>715021952
Whatever, I just told you why we shouldn't let the reefs be destroyed.
>>715021923
Not building in a flood plain or in a tidal zone would be a much better idea then.
>>715021952
>>715021831
>>715021742
I thought being anti science was just a meme. Do they not teach critical thinking skills where you grew up?
>>715011599
How many dolphins have you fucked?
>>715022280
Actually I don't think they did.
I'm 43 and I don't recall anything about critical thinking in school.
Honestly it sounds like something you just made up.
>>715011599
Where do you work ?
how's the herring population off the east coast and do you know when the closure on catching them is going to end?
>>715022466
critical thinking is just a buzzword for marxism. scientists are really big into marxism.
>>715022171
Yes and people shouldn't build houses made of wood in the tornado belt but at least the people living near the ocean were able to do so for thousands of years without much trouble until the last century when almost 93% of all reefs have been affected by pollution have dwindled significantly. Lots of communities cant just uproot themselves because Of this fuck up.
>>715022607
>Lots of communities cant just uproot themselves
oh so we're just supposed to feel sorry for them and rearrange the whole world economy because of their lack of planning and laziness?
Is the Megalodon still existing?
>>715022607
Actually they could. They are just unwilling to.
New Orleans is a perfect example of human stupidity.
The place shouldn't exist.
>>715022722
sorry i don't know about Transformers
>>715022847
It's a shark dude
>>715022717
If you're too stupid to be empathetic and realize how much a healthy ecological marine system is to the safety and nourishment of the entire world (which includes you) then you're better off just pretending not to have an opinion on the matter and letting actual experts decide what's best for the future of our planet, because you sound like a dumbass.
>>715022466
I got lucky.. i had one teacher that wrote everyday: Who says what to whom and for what purpose?
>>715017256
sea snippers only mate when the female has recently shed its old exoskeleton.
also the female can holdd sperm for up to 90 days waiting for the optimal conditions to fertilize her eggs
>>715023093
typical liberal elitist just asserting without proof and being insulting when people won't buy into their "critical thinking"
>>715021362
>implying post reset Jotaro exists
>>715022844
>A mass migration consisting of millions of people will somehow work out despite the huge amounts of infrastructure and industry that will be left behind, and this will somehow be better for the country than just fixing the problem that causes these storms in the first place.
Yeah that sounds like a super effective thing to do, it's just like turning over the couch cushion when you spill spaghetti sauce on it instead of simply not eating in the living room like a piece of shit.
>>715011599
What do you think about USS Stein monster in 1976?
>>715023228
Critical thinking is a real fucking thing you monogoloid what the fuck lmao
>>715011599
I've heard crabs are trainable, are they really?
>>715023599
>Update
yep. it's one of the main indoctrination tools of cultural marxism.
>>715021211
they don't get the bends. divers get the bends because if they took a full breath at 4atm and surfaced, it would be 4x the volume of a full breath at 1atm
if you have 1 full breathe of air at surface pressure (1atm) then at 4 atm you'd have 1/4 breathe of air in your lungs due to the compression
>>715023692
>Thinking for your self and analyzing situations before making judgment makes you a Marxist
I know you're a troll but there are impressionable people out there who may take you seriously.
>>715023599
dont bite in to his trolling almost all here got critical thinking thos how dont r 9gag fags
>>715023496
>fixing the problem that causes these storms
So now the corals are causing the storms?
Aside from that absurd notion, trying to change the seismic activity and the weather patterns that actually do cause extreme tidal fluctuations seems like a bit of an impossibility.
But sure, change the laws of nature rather than just not living in a bad climate zone.
>>715021502
there's an answer, i was just subtly testing subby;s authenticity
>>715023969
You're fucking dumb.
>It's impossible to prevent pollution that corrodes our reefs which help protect us from tropical storms.
>>715023780
they do get the bends. this was found out roughly 10 years ago. there was a big hoopla with the navy.
>>715024190
That's a long way from
>fixing the problem that causes these storms
To
> help protect
>>715023862
>>715023919
>damage control, comrades!
>damage control!
>>715024882
Yes raise your fist!
Update on ocean acidification?
>>715025330
all the acid in the history of the world wouldn't be enough to dose the ocean, bruh. it's like vaaaaaaast
>>715011599
itt: a person with a passing familiarity with stuff in the ocean clams to be a marine biologist
>>715011599
star platinum za warudo
>>715011599
You certainly know that oceans are dying, so your job is going to disappear, right?
For example the great barrier reef almost died this year, and quantity of plancton is decreasing
Or you have a solution?
>>715026578
>clams to be a marine biologist
>clams to be
>clams
i sea what you did thar
>>715011599
DO you eat seafood?
