Vegan Thread This went so well last time :) Be Positive
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Vegan Thread
This went so well last time :)
Be Positive
So hungry
Every time this thread gets a new reply I will punch the black pig
>>714857601
>>714856747
So, you constantly force the fact that you are vegan down people's throats?
>>714858328
Is it because its black fuckin racist
Also post pics of pork
>>714858328
no thank you, I like my bacon crispy
>>714858458
Ugh same with cross fit fags and hybrid drivers.
>>714858555
trips of truth
>>714858555
Trips niggers
>>714856648
Your mother was fucked by giant carrot ;>
>>714858328
reply (pics?)
>>714856648
Be positive? Obviously a newfag.
I admire vegans, would try it if I was single
I'm actually genuinely considering going vegan, or at least vegetarian. Any tips?
i fucking don't care, i eat what i want
>>714858973
cum isn't vegan, you won't last
>>714858973
Stop eating meat, duh.
>>714858555
Don't forget the anti-vax tards too.
I literally dont know how to stop sacrising animals. I seriously need them in order to funcion. I dont understand how you can make filling meals with only vegetables. Ive tried so many times but it just makes me so unhealthy. How does the transition work? I love animals but i love to eat them too. Even if it makes me feel a little bad
>>714859192
Sacrificing* like the pagans, bitch
>>714859182
If somebody bragged about being an anti vaxxer in front of me I'd spit on them.
>>714858973
Going vegetarian is pretty easy due to eggs and qourn and such. If you want to go vegan you should read up on some nutrition
>>714856648
I love being a dedicated muslim and slaughtering animals for purity in the name of allah
>>714858973
go out of your way pointing out how you won't eat meat because it's so immoral and act like you're better than everybody, make a big deal whenever you're at a restaurant and someone orders meat, and just be smarmy and smug and up your own ass in general.
>being a vegan 101
Hey vegans.
Every time I eat meat, I always make sure to eat double the amount so it makes your sacrificing worthless. Never been so muscley in my life haha how you stick faggots even standing
>>714859267
Camel is fucking delicious.
>>714859304
read this thread and then decide who is smarmy and smug
Animals eat other animals; it's natural.
>>714859623
Still vegans
>>714859729
see
>>714859304
>>714859383
>>714858328
Intsantly triggered without reason
>>714858555
I've never heard one person tell me they drive a hybrid car.
When electric cars get a bit cheaper and more polished... you better believe I'll tell everyone about mine. Gas is for faggots.
>>714860047
Libtards love to brag about their fucking Prius
Why not eggs if the chickens are raised in a humane way? Eggs is how I get most of my protein and cholesterol.
>>714859913
Actually to be honest, my body was serverly lacking on protein because I used to be a vegan. I literally have to have double the average serving of pretty much anything protein to maintain good health so I don't get sick and die. Fuck your veganism and fuck your self centredness or else you'll become like me
>>714860195
Im not even vegan. I just find it funny how extremely triggered other meateaters get at the mention of it.
> self centered
> maximum overirony
Vegans aren't real.
Animals die because of at least one thing you do in your life.
Horses die for your Jello.
Dogs die for your medicine.
Humans die for your oil.
But good effort.
make the switch to vegan you dumb cunts
>>714860305
Why would meat eaters be triggered when they are the majority?
Vegans are weak and often liberals, and liberals have negative birth rates.
Self-extermination is an inevitability.
Meat eaters have nothing to fear from such a worthless weak collective.
>>714860387
Maybe read your reply and ask yourself that question
>>714859267
You are full of shit
>>714860370
Right on
Im feeding then this is it vegan /organic need em strong fuckers
>>714860305
I'd rather eat something that's already dead and put on store shelves instead of slowly killing myself. I'm just mad at vegans because they don't know that its surprisingly unhealthy, yet they promote it like its the greatest thing in the entire world
>>714860591
Damn it
>>714856648
>>>/gif/9741132
>>714860654
Sure he's strong but I'm also guessing that he's on several hundred pills to maintain his strong body. Or he eats meat in secret.
>>714856648
i am vegan for 4 and a half years now, all my blood levels are perfect and i feel with it. i am happy i made this decission
Im raising him vegan
Watch This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es6U00LMmC4
>>714860602
why do you think it is unhealthy? i am vegan for 4 and a half years now, i am 1,85, 77kg, go to the gym and all my blood levels are perfect
>>714860815
you do realize that there are hundreds of thousands of vegans?
>>714860957
millions*
Don't raise kids as vegans, at least let them develop normally.
>attack me "Broklu hez protein!!!1!1"
Just piss off and go raise your retarded kids if you're like that
>>714860901
Maybe because hes way heavier than you and its extremely tough to maintain muscle mass and growth without supplements
>>714860957
>>714861084
Show me some official stats buttercup
>>714861162
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_by_country
>>714861228
What does this prove exactly? Just because millions of people are doing it and getting weaker doesn't mean I'm gonna do the same thing. I'm gonna do something because I want to and need to (doctors orders)
Sexy as fuck
>>714860387
Not sure whether you're actually /fit/ or just roleplaying while online, but matters little since I know for a fact that you're more of an idiot than most vegans and vegetarians, and I'm probably /fit/ter than you anyway, beefcake America.
>>714856648
i like vegans. they're very nice. don't deserve all the crap they get. i think people just need stuff to hate, so they hate people because they are a bit different.
most people don't hate others for eating/not eating raisins.
>>714858328
post proof. fgt. timestamp.
>>714858328
bumpin'
>>714859304
never met a vegan that does that. and i know at least 10. rather, they try to keep it secret, in fear of random abuse, until they are more or less forced to tell people. for instance "hey lets go to steak house!" "naw, man, i'm vegan."
>>714861646
>>714861584
Same fag
Fucking hate vegans. Dumb cunts.
>>714861795
do i have to screencap proof? or will you just claim shoop?
>>714861795
You tried, but you're a fag
>>714861863
At least I'm not vegan ayoo
>>714861529
when you have vegan strongmen and bodybuilders and countless average people maybe the diet isnt the problem m8.
Do what you want, stop being so sensitive
>>714861908
Neither am I, fag
>>714861790
lol, vegans acting they are in "fear" of people finding out about them is like a Catholic acting like they're in fear when people find out they're homophobic.
>>714861850
>i hate people at random because i'm emotionally disturbed
>>714860305
You obviously don't live in a city infested by vegan, muslims, jehova's witnesses, and all kind of proselits.
You don't live in a country where the government does everything to promote tolerance and openness positive left wing bullshit while getting you raped by inmigrants.
You don't live in Paris, France.
Every positive, good thinking and political correct thing gets me triggered.
Everyone deserve to die, especially animals and worthless (all of them) vegans.
>>714861942
read this thread from the top
Legit question for the vegans.
Should predatory animals be held accountable for eating down the food chain? Really want to know.
>>714862000
yeah, clearly other people and animals are the problem here
>>714861529
neckbeard detected
>>714862040
Do you know where you are? Guarantee over 80% of the people talking shit here don't care in real life and just want to get a rise out of you.
>believes in animal rights
>uses technology manufactured by child slaves
seems legit
>>714862144
Other people because they constantly tell me what to do. They could shut the fuck up... but nah, they keep trying.
Fuck off lesser primates.
As for animals, I don't care, I kill them when I fish or hunt, pay for their dead bodies. They are lesser beings. Fuck antispecists.
>>714862154
please, I used to make fun of vegans as a kid. Have you ever been outside?
>>714862000
neckbeard number two detected
>>714862151
No I don't have a neckbeard, go post on tumblr about this and how 'you gave it good to those gosh darn meat eaters'.
>>714860875
>I didn't know India was in Australia...
previous vegan here. recently came back to the meat breath life, it isnt too bad, except ive put on weight. ive been thinking of ways of eating meat in a beneficial way that isnt too much a drain on the planet, like eating introduced species to my area. too much of a pussy to actually kill these animals with my own hands though. keen for christmas lunch with the family :) thats about all my input
>>714862256
>>714862052
of course not, they do not have the ability to change their diet on their own will. humans do have this ability and sometimes decide for ethical reasons to change their diet.
>>714862052
No, because unlike humans, they cannot create alternatives through the donestication of plants or scientifically created alternatives (think lab-grown meat).
It's animalistic and primitive to have your behaviour dictated to you by outdated evolutionary guidelines such as the food chain, and it's a step towards development to transcend nature's "law" and choose your own trajectory of development.
>>714862286
the anger is strong in you my son
>>714862413
>>714862427
Why don't you take up a huge cock in the ass for my ethical reasons.
You can choose to.
Hey vegans, what about all those animals farmers kill so that they don't eat their crops? What about those clothes you own that's made out of animal fur? What about the deforestations to make way for more crops?
>>714861552
>>714856648
I'm Negan the Vegan.
>>714862529
> What about the deforestations to make way for more crops?
gotta finish that high school m8
>>714862522
Did you get triggered by being shown that you're no better than a fucking retard monkey?
>>714862052
No this would be non-sensical as they rely in essence on this food source for survival. Humans however need not resort to meat-eating for their existence. We have just acquired a taste for it (and it undeniably tastes good), with meat being a quick and easy way to stock up on fats and proteine. This is not essential however.
Whereas our ancestors, from the early beginnings up untill the industrialization of the west only scarcely eat meat (whenever the hunt was succesful or the one pig that had been raised for a whole year was slaughtered), we now indulge ourselves in meat. Nullifying the positive effects meat can have in our diets.
I'm vegan for a year now and i'm more fit than ever. I gained several kilo's in muscle mass, but this of course is due to more exercise in combination with a healthy diet.
>>714862522
of what do you suffer again if i do not do so? id rather not take anything up my ass except for my girlfriends finger every now and then. just like an animal would not like to die in pain
>>714861942
how is that even a comparison? if anything it's the opposite. catholics are the majority compared to homosexuals. about 17% of the world's population, while gay is less than 10%, and it's clear that gays are totally ones being oppressed in most places in the world.
comparatively, vegans are less than 5% of the world population, making them a smaller minority than gays.
to even suggest that they are the ones who are hateful, when you're the one initiating a hateful response, is laughable. you're basically saying "i hate vegans because they are hateful and are oppressing us, the majority." it doesn't add up at all in any way.
realize that every time someone says no to bacon or a steak, they'll get harassed. it's extremely rarely the other way around. when you're a part of the majority, equality seems like oppression.
>>714862529
not sure if bait or if you really dont know how much grain you have to put into a pig to get a kilo meat out of it? the areas needed for 1000 kalories of meat based food is way bigger than needed for 1000 kalories plant based food
>>714862623
Morals are a personal thing.
My point of view was that all vegans should be raped in the ass for the well of mankind.
This is moral and the best thing to do.
>>714862646
I kill animals, or pay for their corpses.
If vegans win, it'll be harder. I'll have to eat vegans.
You threaten my rights.
I'm not even debating the ethics, eating meat is like abortion, it's a right that's wrong.
Fuck off and let me predate.
I am yet to see a Vegan who isn't a frequently offended neurotic mess acting like some self-righteous bible humper.
I guess they obsess over eating healthy to compensate for the heart attack that's gonna come if they keep being offended, triggered, and generally neurotic on a daily basis.
That's not a sound mental state, so i understand their need to physically compensate with healthier eating.
What i don't understand is why they aren't church-goers when they act like them.
Did they want to keep the religion part but change the brand from Christianity/Islam to Veganism or something?
Or did they fail the church tests so they took the next best thing with Veganism?
>>714862154
sure, prove they wouldn't act like this irl. or, go to any vegan and/or vegetarian forum, and without shitposting or trolling, honestly ask them if they've faced a lot of criticism and hate for being vegan/vegetarian, and how it was initiated.
>>714862757
so much anger, ever considered getting a therapist?
herp derp, i eat plants, im a cow
>>714862756
I'd say obvious bait.
The conversion by a cow of plant based calories roughly happens in a 16/1 ratio on average. This means for 1 calorie in its meat a cow would have to store 16 plant-based calories.
Literally only a retard would be unable to comprehend this requires more acres 'lost' to catlle feed than the food people eat.
>>714862916
I am the rapist
>>714862894
Having your mom bring you chicken tendies through her tears of disappointment doesnt count as being a predator
Fuck you vegans
>>714862901
> I am yet to see a Vegan
couldve stoped there
>>714862901
These are the questions.
>>714862757
Do you plan on having kids? I advise against it, you seem to be a bona fide kind of retard that would seriously damage a developing mind.
>>714863016
Gold
>>714862901
fuck, that's a creepy pic.
>I am yet to see a Vegan who isn't a frequently offended neurotic mess acting like some self-righteous bible humper.
>they keep being offended, triggered, and generally neurotic on a daily basis.
he said on /b/
>>714860832
Yes True my health has improved alot since becoming vegan
>>714863016
>>714862894
no, you just would have to eat plant based food, since it is as healthy as any meat based diet you will still be healthy and strong with it. since it can taste really good you would not even feel like missing anything. you would do something good for this planet. i get that you want to continue eating meat and i am fine with that.
this wont change however, that a vegan diet is reasonable, healthy and good for the environment.
remember: i am not the one who came to the vegan thread complaining about vegans eating vegan.
>>714863067
That's nice to question one's mental health to make your point.
Who's getting satisfied by my (supposed to be) anger ?
Trolls you are.
However, don't underestimate your enemies vegans, they know how to kill.
>>714863136
Is that supposed to be Hank Hill or iDubbbz
I eat meat. I am not a vegan and don't want to be. I only ask that vegans respect my choice and I'll respect vegans in turn.
>>714863016
>>714863268
>yes
>>714862983
the town rapist?
>>714856648
I love eating meat
>>714863136
>>714863068
Tits or gtfo
>>714861584
>>714863306
HA!
>>714863306
That thread was gold.
>>714861646
I agree thank you
>>714856648
Trying, but I can't make it. Its not even like I am a big fan of meat, its just that there is so little supply of vegan food that is actually delicious. I can't be bothered to cook every day because I have a very demanding job, plus I don't want to eat the same 3 damn things every day, which you literally have t do if you're vegan. Its sad, really, i don't really react well to milk products but what the hell are you even supposed to eat then? Mind yourself that in literraly EVERYpiece of bread you can find in the shelves there will be some sort of powdered milk.
>>714863327
The current world record holder is the incredible Žydrūnas Savickas with a lift of 212.5kgs.
>>714863245
You can't fit a full grown human in a microwave, "hunter". Also, most people can outrun mobility scooters, so no need for empty threats.
>>714863327
>turns vegan
>instantly loses title and goes down the drain in the rankings
Figures.
>>714862983
>>714862757
>>714856747
>>714859304
>>714859383
>>714859913
>>714860130
>>714860195
>>714860387
>>714860602
>>714861132
>>714861529
>>714861795
>>714861908
>>714862000
>>714861942
>>714862256
you wouldn't be filled with so much hate if your turned vegan. they are generally more friendly and loving.
>>714863431
yes, i struggled with that too in the beginning. now on a vegan diet i have to put more effort into cooking stuff myself. also depends a lot where you live.
in bigger cities with a higher percentage of educated people (or a university maybe) its easier because you will find vegan fast food, cafes, and restaurants
>population doubles in 2050
>most of the population is starving
YEA LET'S THROW AWAY MEAT YOU GUYS, GREAT IDEA!
>>714860387
>Why would meat eaters be triggered
>proceeds to be triggered
>yfw
Okay, so with me, I love talking about eating plants all the time, but sometimes I like to eat meat.
There is a word for this: I am 'Plant based', as in the base of my nutrition is from plants, but sometimes I filter my plants through animal digestion and protein conversion, but the food I eat is still 'plant based'.
My friends love it when I talk about being 'plant based'.
>>714863016
ROASTED
GONNA NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN>>714862894
>>714863498
That's where butchering all those joints come handy.
Can't wait to see the first vegan army : 80% overweight females, 15% of traps, 5% of non cisgendered meatbags.
Primary attack : stomp
>>714863553
As are dead people. Or dying.
>>714859383
>I always make sure to eat double the amount
>jokes on them
>>714863503
sorry, you are wrong, he achieved the world records in the last two years
>>714863622
Fuck, that was such a lame comeback, I might actually just leave it at that and go get breakfast.
>>714863553
>Muslims say this and they blow up people
>liberals say this and they fuck up the country
>Jews say this and they steal your money
>BLM say this and they rape white chicks
>>714863666
Satan trips of truth
>>714863666
lol. probably about the physics our "hunter" here in this thread has
>>714863772
>vegans say this and then eat plants instead of meat
oh, the horrors you have to endure.
Vegan Gerry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es6U00LMmC4
ITT:
>non-vegans hating vegans for being hateful
>vegans trying to argue their point politely without shitposting
>>714863666
based satan
I figured she'd break the gravestone too...
Vegan soldiers. You slow transfat saturated hamburger motherfuckers don't even understand.
>>714863783
This is proven false lol
Its like saying "you have a huge risk of getting skin cancer if you go outside so everyone stay indoors from now on!"
>>714863949
http://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/halt-heart-disease-with-a-plant-based-oil-free-diet-
>>714864103
Great, one website. Why don't you go back to your cesspool of tofu and plants and bring back some relevent data you fucking hippy before you even try to pull that shit again.
>>714858973
Stop eating meat. It's easy, you will not die
>>714864211
are you the neckbeard hunter again?
>>714864211
> doesnt believe in facts from Harvard
It is well known that meat and dairy increases risk for heart diseas you fucking mongoloid.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed
theres a useful website for ya, use it
>>714864355
Show me 10 different links and I'll say I'm sorry
>>714864357
> gotta act like a complete retard and post pictures of dead animals thatll show those damn vegans!
>>714864431
Makes them mad. Looks like it worked on you
>>714864357
This isn't remotely gore.
NEDM please ?
>>714864458
it actually just makes me feel sorry for you :)
I've yet to hear one convincing argument on why I should stop eating meat. If any vegans could give me reasons I give a shit about then I'd probably look in to it, but I'm yet to hear any.
>>714864427
http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/78/3/544S.short
http://www.webmd.com/heart-disease/guide/plant-based-diet-for-heart-health
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4315380/
http://www.vivahealth.org.uk/resources/plant-based-diets-and-heart-disease-fact-sheet
http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/78/3/544S.full
Theres 5 for ya. 5 seconds of googlig :)
>>714864355
not even remotely true, and stating shit like that just shows that you have zero knowledge about nutrition. Typical fucking vegan, stop spewing this uneducated bullshit
>>714863915
Why do people hate vegans ?
>>714864720
Helps the environment, reduce emissions and deforestation
Better for your health
Ethical reasons.
>>714864731
and when you google why meat isnt bad you get 500 more links, no wonder some vegan supporting hippy site will promote these lies, come back with actual reasearches
>>714864731
Thanks for wasting your time. No one is gonna read them
>>714864780
its not better for your health you dumbfuck, all vegans look like weak bitches, everything can be bad for you if you dont moderate it, so fuck you
>>714864809
> its a scientific illiterate episode
>>714864741
Because they can't shut the fuck up about what they shove down their throatholes. It is the opposite end of the spectrum from a butterhuffing donut fiend fathead but even more annoying because of militancy and missionary tactics.
>>714864873
thats the problem with people who dont understand science. They think their opinion matters when it comes to science yet cant even read a scientific article
>>714864780
>helps the environment
Don't really give a shit though
>reduce emissions and deforestation
Literally the same point
>better for your health
Nigger I smoke, I don't give a shit
>ethical reasons
Why would I give a shit about the animals I eat? Have you honestly ever looked at a cow? A chicken? They are so fucking dumb. The only thing they are useful for at all is producing some form of food. Cows especially, they are so fucking retarded.
>>714864897
most of the links you posted are some vegan propaganda....soooo...
>>714860875
The animal?
Or the cow?
>>714864945
realy? because every vegan looks like this fucking guy who probably takes a shitload of supplements to maintain his streangth? no, most vegans look 20 years older than they realy are, and basicaly look like pale foreskins
>>714865011
I mean there is no reason to go vegan if thats your opinion.
If you want, watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y_GqN4-5Mw
>>714865033
> every fact that goes against my opinion is automatically propaganda
youre beyond help, Im sorry
>>714857368
Yay! Thousands of people lost their jobs.
>>714865122
My sister is vegan with vegan friends, You might want to meet some vegans before making these assumptions
>>714865194
dude, one of the links you posted just blabbers about how to become a vegan....do you even read your own shit or you just smash your head on the keyboard? im. saying. your. articles. are. full. of. BULLSHIT
>>714864951
What you don't understand is that when you're made of plants, you become better than other people - seriously!
Your shits smell better, you have more energy, you move in svelte ways like a fucken badass. Helps heaps for wasting cunts.
And you have the moral superiority of not shitting up the planet contributing to climate change, or unncessary cruelty etc. So your soul stays crisp. You see the dissections of big meat-eater souls and they're all fucked up and warped from years of self abuse and hate.
Human based on plants - superior. Simple.
>>714856648
Is this yet another type of cancer that will plague /b/ for the next year or so, until anons get bored of it and start eating meat again?
>>714865244
i know quite a few vegans and not one of them has any real muscles whatsoever, vegans are usualy some manlets and such. But its okay, lets just assume that because one strongman is vegan, every fucking vegan looks like him
>>714865273
>bullshit
>bullshit
>bullshit
>bullshit
>>714865206
"some thousand shitty jobs are more important than million of animal's, the extra soil they occupy compared to crops and the methane gas cows produce (more harmful than the transportation industry)
>>714865318
Vegan.... as in fruit.... as in bananas....
Veganism = cancer of /b/
>>714865264
Of course you are saying they are bullshit. Your head is so far up your ass you cant comprehend anything that goes against your worldview
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17045417
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19764688
there are thousands of different studies done you mongoloid
>>714856648
>:)
>>714865518
all i got from you is that you dont understand basic nutrition. its okay little vegan, run somewhere else, im sure theres a place full of retards waiting for you
>>714865518
and thousand studies against
>>714865413
Hurts dunnit? That shit can't be denied.
Save yourself bro. Start with an avocado. Give it a few years and you'll be able to replace those corpse muscle fibers with proper human material.
>>714865362
Most vegan males I know are weak, bi curious, pale and skinny.
They love IFTTT, apple products, work in startup, spread the word about "nice girly things" like climate changing inventions or why you should eat your poop.
They are not even gay. Not male enough.
As for vegan female, they are plain vanilla female : love being bitches.
>>714858973
Kys
>>714865362
> some vegans are manlets
> some vegans are swole
> some meat eaters are manlets
> some meat eaters are swole
>>714860509
Hes right though.
>>714863666
that's not eating 200%, that's eating 1000%
>>714865273
>"What you don't understand is that when you're made of plants, you become better than other people - seriously!"
Subjective nonsense.
>"Your shits smell better"
Shit smells like shit.
>"you have more energy"
I tried being a vegetarian for a little over three months, there were no speed gains when I run every morning.
>"you move in svelte ways like a fucken badass"
What? I think you might be autistic, food doesn't make you badass.
>"And you have the moral superiority"
Morality comes from God and God allows me to eat animals, sorry anon.
>>714865273
>>714865362
>>714865518
>>714865644
These guys understand.
>Every vegan is a strongman
It's good to see the world changing in positive ways. People are starting to learn.
>>714865587
Im not vegan you fucking tard, apparently theres plenty of retards right here
>>714865705
We have enough non-vegan samples to make assumptions.
As for vegans, we simply don"t care, a well balanced diet with meat and dairy is enough both for health and saving the planet.
Why should we care ?
>>714862000
you really are from paris huh
>>714860387
bait
>>714863553
>what's vegan gains?
