Waifu claiming thread -shitposters never die
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Something something rule
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Sameji claim'd
>>714552398
>>714552457
welcome to the thread again!
ITT
>virgins
>man babies
>autists
>edgy 15 year olds
>wannabe hackers
Claimed.
Not even as a waifu.
She's my daughter, back the fuck off degenerates.
>>714552284
>>714552306
well fuck something was lost, welcome to the thread again to you too!
>Chara
>>714552525
ITT
>you
>>714552525
>>714552543
A for effort
>>714552504
>>714552457
>>714552398
>>714552306 (best manga ever)
>>714552284
>>714552219
I win. You can let the thread die now.
Normal people with girlfriends and social lives look at you weebs with the same disgust as we would a cockroach. You're the bottom of the barrell. As far as fan bases go, none are more cringe worthy than anime
Shiro claimed.
>>714552219
Ahoy! Wie geht's denn heute so?
>>714550932
>>714552284
Oh, they have a holy cow? Does it have 8 arms as well?
>>714551072 (rory)
>shame on your famiry
I mustu now commitu the sudoku twicu.
>>714552681
Pardon me, but I think not
>>714552681
I finished the manga about 2 weeks ago. The last 40 chapters left my head spinning
>>714552802
>shamfrur linking
>>714552619
Thanks... I try
>>714552802
Köder Bilder suchen und den Typ der der Meinung ist er fällt unter normal herein an den Kopf werfen weil mir so fad ist
>>714552504
How have you been?
>>714552923
forgot pic
>>714552817
Wait wait wait...
They finally finished it?
How was it iyo?
>>714552867
Oh, sorry, you guys all look the same to me.
>>714552923
>>714552986
>köder
Die schwarzen mit dem Fisch drauf?
>typ
Schon wieder der Hunderammler?
>>714552804
not as powrful, read a book peasent
THIS FUCKING SLUT IS MIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEE
THIS CUM SLUT IS ALSO MIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714553035
Blew my mind my dude. How far did you get into it
>>714552960
I've been fine, thanks. Just farming in a mobile game, nothing more
>>714553061
ganz genau.
Nein, der andere scheiße poster der in seiner autistischen wut immer wieder herkommt und meint er kann die threads ändern
BOTH THESE LITTLE SLUTS ARE MINE FOREVER!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
>Fubuki claimed
>>714553079
>>714553118
>>714553154
This is what Evangelionfags actually believe.
Xiao Ning'Er claimed
>>714553217
Could I have him instead?
>>714553214
You sir have shit taste... Kongou is clearly best gril of the show
>>714553133
I dunno I was up to date around 2010/11
>>714553319
Oh oh oh, wow, Talles of Demons and Gods? The Manga still isn't as far as the Light Novel, but I like the Manga much much more
How do you like it so far?
Beatrice claimed
>>714553376
I know right. Kongou is really awesome!
>>714551948
At work. Im a team trainer now so my job is to train the new guys on how to get leads.
>>714553378
Oh boy. You have a lot of reading to do. Worth the read
>>714553419
Due to the lack of chapters I am probably going to start reading the novel aswell... its just way to good
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
>>714553079
Wew lad.
>>714553102
You told me to kill myself, and that you had weird feelings for my parents. That was way more rude!
>>714553139
Ach, dem solltest du bestenfalls keine Beachtung schenken, dann wird ihm schon langweilig werden.
>>714553214
She's such a good, hardworking girl. Based claim is based.
>>714553352
I have a folder for this.
>>714553537
It's the ONLY manga I'd consider reading. I had my phase and moved on.
>>714553591
wat, i meant my parents fgt
>>714553485
Be quiet and continue watching Re.Zero so that we may watch it together from episode 19
>>714553668
It's worth finishing. Made my head hurt at one point
>>714553673
That's not what you said though. Weirdo.
>>714553607
any with him taking dick in the dress?
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>714553538
It really is. I'm kind of sad though since the Manga really outshines the Light Novel.
There is much more detail and the faces and emotion they show is amazing. So, I'll wait for the Manga to catch up and read every update.
I'm in Chapter 116 in the Light Novel, so that's still far ahead of the Manga.
You'll love it though, trust me
>>714553591
Werd ich wohl auch machen, aber leider schenken ihm andere Leute Beachtung womit das ganze hinfällig ist
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind at them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
>>714553794
Yes.
>>714553791
welp, it's what i meant
I just ate a clementine. AMA
>>714553808
>andere Leute tun das gleiche wie ich
>die sind Schuld
>>714552219
You're right. They never do.
>>714553763
That's why I like it so much. Thanks brotha!
>>714553887
please show me senpai
カラミチーマス
>>714554105
Posting lewds of an other anons waifu is wrong.
>>714553916
Klaro, ich bin nie Schuld
>>714553960
>Someone read the OP
mah boi
Is there really something wrong with me that you guys give me more joy than I ever had in my life?
>>714553913
Did you eat a clementine?
>>714554588
No, but there is something seriously wrong with your life.
Maybe end it, or idk.
Also hi!
>>714554600
I did!
>>714554343
the wrong things feels good.
Claim
>>714554588
It just means that you have depression or serious problems.
Most likely not enough social interaction with real people.
Also welcome back
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
Kek
>>714554737
Maybe for a little bit, but then you go to the bathroom to wash the semen off your hands and accidentally make eye contact with yourself in the mirror, then the guilt and self-hate kicks in.
>>714554822
Stolen
LOL>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
>>714554822
Second try
>>714554822
Now she's mine!
>>714554357
I always pay attention to changes.
And no one noticed my heresy yesterday.
>>714554995
Jokes on you, I'm 24.
>>714555464
Good thing that you mentioned it you heretic!
>I've commited heresy thrice already and no one knows
>>714554677
I wish I had the balls for that
But again, I promised people I wouldn't, people I met here
>>714554973
Perhaps, I just don't see why people would want to take this little happiness away from me.
Real people don't interest me because they don't care for me.
>>714555261
i never have regrets
>>714555615
Then don't let them take it away from you.
That's... really sad. I care for all my friends. Doesn't matter if offline or online
>>714555583
>heresy meme
>>714555870
show me your bellybutton
Claimed
>>714554717
No way! What did it taste like?
>>714555615
What kind of people here would make you promise such a ridiculous thing? It's ludicrous!
>>714555870
It's kinda hard when it's your own father
I know, I am quite sad, but my 3D friends show me no sorts of compassion. Why should I?
>>714556076
It was a bit sour, but very juicy
>>714556004
i-it's lewd anon again
>>714555966
>heresy intensifies
>>714556048
Unser Vater und Gott ist zurückgekehrt! Endlich, endlich können wir uns vom Islam und von den Juden befreien! Heil Hitler!
>>714556091
Iss he threatening to turn off the internet or some bullshit like that?
>>714556128
Like a clementine?
>>714556091
Just for the record, how old are you?
I would like to let it be known that this one is mine.
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD SO I CAN TAKE MY BODY PILLOW ON VACATION OVERSEAS OR IM KILLING MYSELF WITH THE KATANA YOU BOUGHT ME WHEN I THREATENED TO KILL MYSELF
>>714556255
I suppose you could say that, yes!
>>714556048
Too-many-dimensions/10
>>714556309
Let us know how that goes
>>714556076
I guess people who care for me? Now you say it like that might be the opposite
>>714556175
>threatening
Oh boy he has been doing that all week already, that's why I left thread so early yesterday
I just tried asking him not to do that but he didn't take it well
>>714556255
19
>>714556311
Impressive! More details, please.
>>714556175
yes again and that is a lewd bellybutton too
>>714556424
I just cut my nails the other day, so peeling them has been difficult. However, this one here peeled really easily and left behind almost none of that white stuff from the inside of the peel. It was magical
>>714556415
Hmm... I see
It's probably because he thinks you're doing nothing but being on the internet all day.
Just on the computer all day everyday, not seeing you study or even try to do something else
>>714556440
yours are even lewder!
>19 year old virgin crying because his dad threatens to unplug the router so he can't claim a cartoon as his wife
He's doing you a favor
>>714556415
Well, I certainly am not telling you to kill yourself (actually I think I did earlier, but it was not to be taken seriously), but the idea of giving others the authority to make decisions about whether or not you live is insane. It's not their life, it's yours, and yours only. You may do anything you want with it.
People who make you promise such a thing, but don't attempt to help improve your life are egoistic bastards, who only care about their own peace of mind. 'Oh, don't kill yourself, so I don't need to feel guilty'.
Fucking bigots.
>>714556505
Suogi! Post lewd pics of half peeled clementine!
>>714555308
>>714555399
>>714555446
>>714555446
No
>>714557156
But I would have to go get another clementine
>>714556692
they are a bit lewd
wonder what kind of face you'd make if you showed something else than bellybutton
>>714557270
Now, it would be a shame if that new one was full of clementine smegma. I like them nice and clean.
>>714557430
>smegma
Why would you even put it that way
Gross
>>714557342
>
this one for sure
>>714556692
>>714557156
Thanks for trying to help but I need some time to think
Have a goodnight you two
>>714556415
>I guess people who care for me? Now you say it like that might be the opposite
Certainly not the case, suicide would be a horrible idea for a problem that shouldn't stick around your whole life, there are other ways to solve your problems, some do in fact care for your well being.
>>714557783
except this problem will stick around my whole life
sorry for not talking with you today nui I have not been feeling myself
>>714557688
Anytime tsunyun.
Sleep tight
>>714557534
It's white, disgusting, directly under the skin, and despite all that it's edible. Surely it's smegma.
Enjoy your smegma balls.
>>714557688
Sleep well, and dream of yuno!
>>714557964
I'm not sure I can face a clementine the same way again
Hi /waifu/
>>714557866
Oh, i guess i don't know much but there are always other ways to deal with things.
Not your fault, i just hope you cheer up.
>>714557586
that would be lovely to see
maybe I could peek from the bottom?
>>714558266
t-t-totally lewd!
Anon, are you gay?
>>714558428
Whats up stranger
>>714558042
Success!
>>714558189
>image (1)
Nice try. Kill yourself.
>>714558517
Ceiling meme
Dirty disgusting weeaboo degenerates, you're all so disgusting you don't even deserve 2d girlfriends.
>>714558502
peeking is lewd now? when did that happen?
and as far as I'm aware , no. If I were I'd have someone by now.
>>714558579
I just got new pictures, I forgot to rename before posting, sorry. How's krautland this time of year?
>>714558655
What's ceilling stranger.
>>714558734
I'm sure you can get a gf just fine. Not like you have some kind of social anxiety
>>714559221
Emofag
>>714559056
Oh, it's actually you.
Consider the earlier 'kill yourself' to be a 'Hey friend'.
>how's krautland
It's cold as balls, it's windy, it's foggy and I need work all day. It's pretty good. How are you?
>>714559221
then I have failed you, I may have some sort uneasiness
>>714557025
Dad is a fucking idiot not knowing about permissions or even what cord is what.
Read a book. Even the router's owner manual. Fucking Christ.
>>714557783
That's actually my Nui
>>714559475
Ah, you can do something against that, no worries. Uneasiness is not a full blown axiety... or do you have one?
>>714559554
I was just about to go.
But the answer is nein!
>>714559738
I've never been to an actual doctor or psychiatrist
but I'm uneasy with people or some task having to do with people
>those tights
>>714559168
What's new stranger?
>>714559457
Did you think someone was impersonating me? I am too boring for someone to do that.
Sounds a lot like here tbh. I am pretty good, just a little stressed over work and school. I need to work more to get more money for christmas, and have more work and need to study for exams next week. It's piling up.
>>714560266
Nothing
>>714560174
To what extent are you uneasy? Feel like they're watching you too much? Elaborate!
>>714560266
>impersonating
Well, yui is from a really popular anime, so there have been others claiming her already.
>stressed
What do you work?
>christmas money
Have you considered freaking out your friends and disappointing your family? You could safe a lot of money on presents!
>>714560415
Doctor are you going to evaluate how nut I might be?
>>714560714
I can at least try if you want to. But I just think you have a little problem with stage fright off stage
>>714560866
I think everyone has a problem
mine just happens to be not do so well with people.
I like open spaces the most, specially being outside
that is a really nice image
Im surprised that thread is still alive
>>714561078
Makes sense to me.
>I like open spaces the most
Are you in the garden now with your laptop/phone?
>that's a really nice image
thanks, yours too
>>714561350
>>714560367
Why not?
>>714560688
>where do you work?
At a banquet center, my position varies on the night.
How about you?
>disappointing your family
Family is already disappointed. Though I just can't get presents for people. That would be uptight and cheap, I am just not that.
>>714561457
no , I'm not a hippie and its 42 degrees outside
I like walks and parks and jobs that have to be done outside or where I get a nice view of the passing scenery
bellybuttons are great
>>714561907
Oh, so you're a worker then.
... now I see even less of a problem with you finding a partner.
Bitches love hardy man
Oh wait, you're in america, right?... well... okay, that sucks
Bellybuttons are indeed great! But I don't have many
>>714561623
>banquet center
I hate people too much to serve them, so that's not an option for me. Instead I earn a little on the side helping out in management accounting.
>I ain't cheap
If you disappoint them enough this month, they won't even want your presents!
Also how much money are we talking about?
Claim
>>714562110
well someone has to work
and I don't know there might be some problems
and why does it suck that I'm in the U.S?
many? isn't it one per person?
>>714562110
>heretic belly
Most of the belly I have is lewd
>>714562807
Yeah, I think it's a great idea!
>there might be some problems
Now why would that be the case? Do you already love someone?
Due to the many many feminazis over there.
>Isn't it one per person
I meant I don't have many pics of Chara with Bellybutton!
>>714562810
That's because Rory is lewd
>>714562257
>hate people
It's very easy to hate everyone, and I often times find myself just pissed about people's manners, or their snickers when I make a minor mistake that often times isn't entirely my fault. Though I usually end up putting that anger out on myself. You kinda have to just dissociate with what it happening around you and think about something else.
>how much money
Just $100-200, so like two or three weeks worth of normal work. I also need the usual money for normal usage, so I need to work more and harder.
>>714563376
Heyo yui
Hello anyone else as well
>>714563069
where do you live if I may ask?
and no I barely have time for a wank
feminazis? haven't seen one up close just gays and liberals at most
I'm sure there are lots out there even better than the one before
>>714563497
Sup Tali.
>>714563497
Hi
>>714563890
nice body
Cirno claimed
>>714564107
>>714563890
Me? I live in Austria in Europe.
>Barely have time for a wank
Now that's just sad.
>Just gays and liberals
Now it only depends how liberal those gays and liberals were
>Lots of Chara lewds
Well there are many, yeah
>Good Chara lewds
... not so many
>>714564208
oh yes bb
u enjoy men looking at ur nice breasts huh
>>714564023
Semi good semi bad day at work so far.
>>714564085
Sure is alot of lewd ITT ATM
>>714563890
>>714564208
>belly
+
>>714564449
Forgot pic
>>714563376
At least you can jizz in their mayonnaise.
>$100-200
>two or three weeks worth
Are you a slave or something? Like, seriously, that's gotta be illegal.
>>714564269
why are the good ones always far away, must be a curse
It is a bit sad
some too noisy some actually pretty chill
as long as it shows some skin that can be lewd in thoughts is fine or a sexy pose
>>714565063
are you a fag anon?
>>714565063
Yeah, you only get the good ones by looking deep and long
I don't like the noisy ones. I like the chill ones.
Like that?
>>714564622
Well I only really work 12-20 hours a week, and at $8/h + tips - tax, it isn't much, but it works. My paycheck today was $178 for the last 2 weeks. Dunno, people who work for 'Generic Fastfood Joint' only get like $7.25/h without tips being included, so it could be worse. I get paid more if I work harder positions like Server or Manager, but people with more seniority take those before I do.
>>714565396
Hi shiro
Claiming my life long love
EMA claimed
>>714565918
Sora is a cutie
>>714565918
Nice
>>714566009
You mean Kairi
>>714565720
>$8/h
>they actually have you pay tax on that
>taxes on $8/h, like, holy shit!
Are at least the tips okay?
>>714565316
I have never gotten a good one , they always are from a distant land and language
who doesn't
and yes that one is great doesn't have to be nude to be sexy
>>714565312
everyone on /b/ is a fagg
Hurry up with that new thread, faggot.
