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New new celeb thread
pls more kiki in heels
>be laying in bed
>hear BROMP, laughter, then BROMP again
>turn and see this
"anon! we both just farted, ahaha! don't put your head under the covers!"
>wut do?
>>714536026
What do you mean?
>>714536025
This is relevant
>>714536198
Wait. A further toast. I've been trying to post G for 10 years. Well, this time, I did better than post her, I spammed her.
How bout some wardrobe malfunctions?
>>714536307
>>714536212
wut
VJ's weight is just right
>"mmmm anon! you're so good at baking! must be why you're so fat!"
>everyone laughs
>wut do?
>>714536212
wtf G take that poster down
you wanna break the glass ceiling
hillary I sense it
the only crack you'll find
is my ass pressed against it
checkem
>>714536401
Assuming her 18th birthday has arrived, I'd milk her and make baked goods with the milk.
>>714536300
since she was 7 years old?
>>714536458
whos this?
>"anon! if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put 4 and U together. ahahahaaa"
>>714536442
>>714536300
gg
>i'm 4chan's reckoning. here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on!
>all these talentless """singers""" and child """actresses"""
>hear someone snorting and eating loudly
>turn around and see this
>she gives you this look
>wut do?
>>714536677
Who is this ejaculatory discharge juice goose?
requesting Evan Rachel Wood (Westworld actress) pics go go go
>>714536677
who dat
>"murgof! pwoog nabaat! muuuurg!"
what did she mean by this?
>>714536746
>walk into the room to find G looking sad
>ask her what's wrong
>she looks down and says "well anon, my dress is puffy but... it could be puffier"
>then she goes over and sits alone in a dark corner
>wut do?
>>714536718
Barbara Palvin
>>714536866
>>714536746
ha, she used to bang Marilyn Manson
>hear someone snorting and laughing
>turn around and see this
>this giggly little G says "ahahaa... arm!"
>wut do?
>>714536966
Fucking yum
>they both kiss this dog
>then G says "anon! this dog gets more action that you! lmao!"
>everyone on the red carpet laughs, even the carpet itself
>wut do?
>>714536866
you're doing gods work
>>714536979
holy shit didn't know that, I guess I should check her wikipedia page
>be at the photoshoot with G
>suddenly she blurts out "shakes? what, is michael j fox here?"
>everyone gets quiet
>wut do?
>>714537109
>wikipedia page
In 2003, Wood described herself as Jewish.
Das juden!
>be sitting in your living room staring at a loaded pistol
>suddenly this G busts in and says "ow ow ow! anon anon, i REALLY have to go! can i use your bathroom?"
>you ask her what number, and she gives you this
>wut do?
>>714536401
>>714536442
mmmm, love skinny version g
what do you see in that monkey-faced child?
>>714537264
somehow she satisfies every single aesthetical need. skinny, thick, loli, lots of feet pics on her instagram, she farts constantly, can also teleport somehow? i don't know about that last one, ill have to get back to you on that
>>714537223
we all said lots of bullshit when we were 16
>>714537388
>she farts
hnngggggg
>>714537362
you honestly don't think she's breathtaking here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK1mh2YoZ8g
wew then, lad
>>714537362
>>714536979
>>714537109
ever seen Manson's Heart Shaped Glasses video?
http://www.universal-music.de/marilyn-manson/videos/detail/video:87857/heart-shaped-glasses
>>714536187
Gross
>>714534887
>>714534442
She reminds me a little of Shia Saide LaBeouf when she flares her nostrils
>ywn smell her burrito farts
kiki feets?
>>714537580
i'd let her do those in my mouth
KIKI OR DEATH
>>714536542
elena kampouris
>>714536746
>westworld actress
are you fucking kidding me?
of all the things she's been in, you pick THAT?
you fuckers need to go and torrent Pretty Persuasion right the fuck now
>>714537362
Waifu Qualities I Desire, by Anon
>vaguely ethnic (no blacks)
>makes whacky faces (very important)
>prolific (does lots of stuff)
>unique fashion sense
>farts alot
>can sing
>super liberal
>skinny as a kid but thickened up later
>lex luthor level intelligence
i mean it can only be G
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP PPP... PPP
>>714537890
dat tight ass
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>714537949
there's none tighter my lad
>>714537961
toight as a tiger
>>714538024
women in pantyhose are my weakness
>>714538058
That's not a JoJoke tho
>>714538013
I really am going to have to watch all the episodes of that show.
I hope I can get some of you guys on board for some kind of daily streaming session.
>hear someone lighting a firecracker, some laughter, then your toilet explodes
>G comes out of your bathroom like this
>wut do?
>>714538195
any excuse to shit on chloe tho, my dad lad who's so bad
>>714538215
i've seen every ep, it's very comfy
and G and her two friends are so god damned adorable, and the sister
>>714538261
nice
>>714538289
wew
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>dog covers its face with its paw
>>714538384
Anon I made you some ice cream from my milk.
>go out to eat with G
>she orders this, eats one bite of spaghetti then says "im done!"
>wut do?
>>714538508
who's this guy
>Gigi and Jojo will never do the fusion dance and then stomp your balls
>"anon! this german swill tastes like piss. let's go down the street and get come cerveza!"
>wut do?
>>714538490
>>714538803
wtf lol
>>714538588
That's not a JoJo. This is a JoJo
>>714537890
>>714538013
These two I came to last night. hnnggggg my dick
>>714538346
they did do a pretty good job of picking friends
they have classic niches but they're not, like, cartoonishly exaggerated like a lot of shows do
I'd like to get something together where we have someone stream the episodes and anons can chat about it as they watch.
>>714538102
both please
>>714538429
god i wanted to see the top of her ass crack there
>>714536089
Nudes when?
>>714538384
>>714538490
I would absolutely nurse on her tit
>>714538588
Mmmmm jj. Please step on my hard cock with your strong bare dancer feet.
>>714538024
One if the most beautiful women on this planet.
>>714536177
She used to be so hot. Now she has a serious case of mom body.
>and some of you sick fucks actually like that.
>>714539208
I wouldn't mind keeping her hooked up to an industrial milking machine 8 hours per day.
>>714539078
she's begging to get her thighs fucked
>>714536300
She's 18 in a couple of days, right?
>>714539321
mmm, watching it suck her tit mechanically, i'd even jerk off to that.
but yes, her warm sweet milk would taste so good
>>714536307
Go right ahead and post some. Thank you.
>>714536927
I love her hips. Well the rest is great too..
>>714536442
That is so fucking wrong.
>It should say "blame the jews."
>>714539253
Whew. Rumor is she can suck start a leafblower
>>714538058
Khal Drogo
>>714536482
What the hell is wrong with you? Are you that desperate for attention. Shouldn't you 12-year-olds be in school?
>here's your (you).
>>714539490
Are those white spots semen stains? It eventually turns yellow pham
>>714536830
She meant her body is ready
>>714539286
God damn right. That bitch has over 20 years of being hot as fuck.
>>714539722
>not liking baked goods made from organic milk
my fuckin sides
>>714539781
The more loads in lets say a couple of hours I blow off the whiter they get.
>>714536908
Call her an idiot for not knowing the difference between a dress and a skirt.
>>714539875
*Shoot off. Sorry.
more kiki feets
>>714539377
yisss
>>714538144
More G. showing skin please.
>>714539322
yes, yes
because they're soft and pale
we've been over this
>>714539377
fuck, really?
then the party's over
pack it up, boys
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2bk1yh_g-hannelius-bare-feet-from-dog-with-a-blog-1_fun
>>714540163
Mmm fuck. Show off her feet sole game please
>>714540200
yes
>>714538490
>>714539208
>>714539321
>>714539391
Stop samefagging you sick fuck. Nobody shares or wants to hear about your disgusting perversion.
This is why people get uncomfortable and hide their children around you.
best ass in a movie
>>714540289
>best
>that flat
>>714540178
I remember fapping to kristen in bring it on. I came so much, i went crosseyed and groaned like a horse
>>714538803
>>714538828
I love dat ass, and dem legs.
I love dem small titties too, but that mole between her tits really disgusts me.
>>714540355
been there before. feels fucking good
>>714540423
And I love her tiny tits
>>714539074
Please, tell everyone about more about your masturbation. We are all fucking faggots, and love reading about guys jacking off.
NOT!!!
>>714540342
Nigs pls go
>>714540554
if you like tiny ass, look this ;)
anyone watch ari tied to the bed last night?
>>714539252
Isn't there some reddit board for vile perverts like you?
>>714540537
>Full autism
Damn nigga don't do it
>>714540630
I jerked off
>>714539868
Kek.
>>714540630
got a webm?
>>714539957
Why post feet when she has tits and ass?
>>714540630
Is she getting blacked?
>>714540606
Her feet smell like peanut butter
>>714540808
Because she has two of the most exquisite feet on the planet.
>>714540776
>>714540837
>>714540289
1. Flat.
2. She's like 14 in this.
3. She's apparently an insufferable cunt and that's why you can only see her in mayonnaise commercials these days.
>>714540808
>questioning footfag logic
Their autism knows no bounds
>>714540882
yissss
>>714540448
I love it when i cum like that
>>714540508
Hhhnnngg, fuck
>>714540508
It's like, I'm looking at them titties, but all I see is mole.
>>714540355
Never seen it.
Doubt I would fap to it with a bunch "hot" guys in it.
>>714541191
Idk what the fuck youre talking about. Look up crazy/beautiful. She was such a toptier slut in that movie
>>714541191
Do it faget
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a0QpNMW2kws
>>714536677
UNCESORED VERRSION!! WHERE!?
>>714540226
Ew. That's fucking gross. Who writes this trash?
>>714540342
piss off blackey
>>714541586
Yeah, i have no idea why disney approved this episode. I mean, wtf?
>>714540289
What movie?
>>714541586
dan schneider of course
>>714538511
Finish it, of course.
>gonna need to carb load for the evenings activities.
>>714541658
did I insult you're waifu?
>>714541973
Whore Taylor
What is the deal with all these hot celebs anyway?
>>714541790
QT
>>714540178
>>714541790
>>714542036
Ohhh shit
>>714541746
My father the hero
>>714536100
>>714536300
>>714536342
>>714536401
>>714536442
>>714536476
>>714536546
>>714536623
>>714536687
>>714536993
>>714537078
>>714537167
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>>714542230
>>714542346
>>714542478
My waifu.
>>714542478
She wants the D
>>714542570
>>714542623
But she's my waifu?
>>714542623
That look when she unexpectatly cums twice
>>714542723
Impossible...
Dove and me are meant to be.
I am called Dovebro for a reason.
>>714542736
>when you say she is the best in bed
>>714542792
i love me some chloe
>>714542723
Mmm fuck
>>714541973
nope
>>714542623
wait, that's laura marano in the back? lolsters
>>714539253
name?
>>714542911
Why are you cheating on her with Kinzie?
>>714542911
When you show her your massive boner and ask her if she's finally ready
>>714542946
Looks like it.
>>714543141
Legitimate question
>>714543141
I don't...
Kenzie is more like a dream daughter for me...
>>714543143
>when you wake up in the morning and see this
>>714538058
these shoops get better each time I see them lol I'm dying
>>714539490
>>714543306
Hips and butt. Yes yes. More.
>>714543306
It's things like this that got me kicked off the team back in '14 if you can believe that much
>>714543357
Don't lie to me dovebro.
I know of your impure thoughts.
Dovebro best bro
>>714543357
>when you ask her to take care of your cock in the morning
>>714543528
I never lie...
>>714543577
Thank you anon.
>>714543018
January Jones
>>714543357
A dream daughter you would like to fuck?
>>714543584
>pic related after 3 minutes
>>714543705
Nooo.
dovey cs?
>>714536966
I literally just fell in love.
>>714543615
I can see into your soul
>>714543733
not sure what else you could mean by "dream daughter". it's not like not having a daughter makes you long for one. much less some insufferable cunt millennial.
>>714543710
>make it five minutes
Ohh ffuckkk
>>714543733
I would dove even if she was my sister
>>714543733
Not even if she begged you?
>>714543744
No sorry.
>>714543796
Your name isn't Dove, so I doubt that.
>>714543903
You have no idea of me, do you?
>>714543925
I doubt that I last longer than 4 minutes with those lips around my morning wood.
>>714543975
You sick fuck
>>714544093
I see you post.
I ignore you because you talk too much and post the same pictures in every thread.
>>714544093
I'm inside your mind, don't hurt my little Dove
>>714544093
:( are you busy or something?
>>714544093
Maybe not the first time, but after the fifth or sixth, maybe
>>714544098
Is your nickname taboo?
>>714536751
barbra palvin some thing
>>714544276
jesus christ you are a huge faggot.
>>714537432
yeah ... can you imagine being there while she farts anon ?
>>714544276
It got really faggy last time. I aint trying to show you my dick
>>714543975
I get you.
>>714544036
Shhhh.
>>714544160
Please continue ignoring me then.
>>714544266
Then tell me what name I'm thinking of right now.
Hint: It's a girl name. Not Dove tho.
>>714544276
Vidya. And not in the mood.
>>714544279
True that.
>>714543598
>>714543958
>>714544180
My fkin lord
>>714539957
>>714544461
Post her legs and feet, im leaking
>>714544740
Sure.
>>714544461
She must suck a mean dick, shit
>>714544461
Is it Elle?
>>714544890
Wish she sucked mine rn.
>>714544803
Hey Dovebro , long time no see , i'm the anon from skype . How are you ?
>>714544890
Don't be lewd
>>714544925
Nope.
>>714544665
Holy fuck. I mean, goddayum, more like this?
>>714544803
>>714544948
Fuck, im edging bad
>>714545121
WE DON'T CARE
you're like the guy at the DMV that can't shut up about standing in line. we get it.
>>714544948
Ah hi.
Great and you?
>>714545121
>>714544997
No sorry
>>714545192
Hhnngg, they must taste so nice
>>714545375
Wanna taste them after she worked out.
>>714545277
Such a tease, but effective
>>714545121
>>714545192
I'm ok and edging and leaking really bad with all the stuff you posted haha , just got in the thread
>>714545429
hnnnngh fuck ... they would be a bit sweaty , also image limit reached :(
>>714545481
haha
>>714545192
>>714545429
Those are... big boy feet,
>>714545481
Happens. Dove's feet do that to me aswell.
>>714545532
Yes they would be. And warm...
>>714545429
With thick wool socks and shoes that dont breathe. That little piggy must taste salty
>>714545652
would go crazy on them anyway tbh , love her almost as much as bella :p
>>714545730
I prefer a nice pair of sneaker socks.
>>714545812
Oh Bella's feet... Hnnnggg
>>714536477
Perfect !
thank god the thread is over. maybe next time it won't be spammed by the same two people
>>714545869
Yeah ... they do that to me too , i've gone throught a whole fan site to find even more good pictures of Her :p
