Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714414012
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
>>714433120
What have you been up to today?
Sameji claim'd
claimed
I need a certain gun
>>714434983
And my wife have a date with another girl this afternoon. Hockey game then possible 3 way after.
>>714435041
What kind of gun?
I don't appreciate other people posting lewds of Yui and her friends.
>they know that if they wouldn't reply I wouldn't be here
>their autism compels them to reply regardless
>Mfw y'all literally feel a need to defend your virgin safe space
>Mfw this STILL gets at least 3 replies
Shiro claimed.
>>714435167
my bad
>>714435167
Lewd is bad. Shame
>>714435167
Yui is to cute to lewd
>fishing for (you)s in your own post
>>714435161
An Ak
>>714434890
>ftw anon ignored my friend request
Please no one give the shit poster a (you) so one of 2 things happen
>he fucks off
>he out as the attention seeking faggot that he is.
>>714435167
I do appreciate it then they do though.
>>714435161
Good luck
>>714435167
I don't like that either
Haruhi is sacred to me and I'm sure you feel the same as Yui
>he's so autistic he actually feels the need to let a bunch of basement dwellers know he thinks a certain cartoon character is his wife
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>>714435461
>admitting you're butt hurt
>admitting you're frustrated
>admitting you want me to stop
Screen capped. Go ahead and fight the urge to reply
>>714435553
Actually mine were busy killing Frenchmen and Russians.
Reminder that indirectly replying is still replying
>>714435545
Thanks m8 should go good either way. I mean who doesn't have fun at a sportsball game?
@714435732
Yes, but if doesn't give them the (You)'s they want so bad.
Wheres my timestamp?
anyone got a fun steam group?
tired of randoms on servers
Bunch of virgins claiming a cartoon character as their wife after years of rejection
>>714435697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ
Look what you started.
>>714434890
lewd posting
>>714435792
Thanks for the reply
>>714435792
nailed it
カラミチーマス
>he puts actual effort in defending his cringey sage space
>>714435887
Because thats a bad thing, having pride in your country?
>>714435814
He'll never deliver because it would out him as the very thing he claims to hate.
The proof is he is doing exactly as i predicted when he stopped getting (you)s
>>714435887
Ah, 'Dieses Video ist in deinem Land nicht verfügbar.', my favorite.
This place seems lively today.
>>714435902
>>714436074
What do you want a timestamp of? Im at work and actually have pen and paper now
>>714436086
@714436123
Full nude. Show all your glory.
>>714435055
>>714435265
>>714435553
>>714435643
>>714435732
>>714435842
>>714436037
Take them I don't even care anymore
Take all the (you)s
>>714436047
No, you failed to make the world think Hitler did nothing wrong. Shame on you.
>>714436086
its bad
>>714436074
So a complete 'waaaaaaaaa pay attention' case. So he drinks shit beer, drives a car that is really not needed, thinks he needs a ute in sports mode, is best friends with a black man and stinks of Axe. And he calls us manchildren.
Actual claim now and I will fuck off.
>>714436197
I will do that at home.
>>714436123
Timestamp your dick
>>714436231
Head of Nail+hammer=100% accurate
>>714436274
cute
>>714435823
You can add me...
>>714436074
>>714436213
>>714435461
>>714435792
>>714436231
>Friends with a black man
You mean his pet I commented on? I thought it was a nice pet.
They are literally so mad they won't directly reply. Every time I see that @ shit I just laugh knowing that I was right, your autism not only compels you to still reply, but you won't even do it correctly anymore. My sides are in orbit, go ahead, give me more
>>714436335
id?
>>714436373
At least I have friends. You're just an edgy weeb who wouldn't say anything racist in public. You can't fight, you've never felt a girls pussy and you are probably ugly as sin. Keep being an Internet klan member knowing you'd get your ass whooped if you ever waddled out of the roach infested basement
>>714436359
I'd rather beat another part of my body.
>>714436213
Hey, Im a proud quarter Austrian. I tell my coworkers every day that he did nothing wrong.
>>714436373
Oh, my bad. I completely forgot his 'friend' is a pet.
>I thought you were gonna tell him about my meds and shit
>>714436587
I still have those saved. :^)
Get dubs and I won't post them.
>>714436427
Don't mind the id...
steamcommunity . com/id/JasonWhiteIsGay
>>714436766
>JasonWhiteIsGay
Did you make this when you were 13
>>714436500
Oh i love these
>have friends
Several
>wouldnt say anything racist in public
Do it all the time. But tbf the groups i hang with are also racist
>cant fight
I've yet to lose one
>never felt a girla pussy
Have felt several
>waddle out of basement
My house doesnt even have a basement
>>714436766
>that fucking file name
How does it feel to know that your cartoon wife wouldn't even like your ugly ass if she were real? Which she is not and never will be, even if you beg your mom to order a body pillow of her to jizz on
>>714436766
Ok give me a sec
>>714436840
Actually during high school it was as a joke and I just kept it
>>714436841
This is how you know it's spot on, you actually go out of your way to try and dispute it, by simply denying everything systematically. Kek, thanks for the reply.
>>714436972
Ill add you as well later
>>714436724
Here, Ill start you off. Heading into work anyway. Back in 30 mins.
>lol look he has to inject shit
>>714436972
what is with the vacs?
>>714437023
Just kidding. I actually deleted them long ago. I figured you'd do that.
>>714436373
>>714436587
>>714437133
How your waifus assholes as gonna look after me and my dog fuck them
>>714437107
I had a vac ban competition with someone on steam for a week
>>714437162
>spot the nigger
>>714437162
>wouldn't say anything racist to a black person
Keep being a keyboard klan member when you're just an edgy acne ridden loser who can't fight and never got pussy
>>714436321
Alice a best
>>714437162
Why post an interracial gay couple?
>>714437297
I see 3
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>714437366
I think you mean interspecies
>>714436383
oh god i love meme
>>714437297
who is that ?
>>714437445
Whats the difference?
>>714437178
whyyy...
>>714437495
eyebrow-kun
I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.
Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing RPGs and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or high school experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love anime so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.
Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?
Are you just afraid?
>>714437432
Hello my love.
>>714437532
what waifu does he post?
>>714437610
his fucked up face
>Internet klan members rea life introvert pussies who wouldn't say racist shit in person
One of the many reasons you're confined to a dark bedroom jacking off to Chinese drawings
>>714437162
>>714437297
>he lives in Louisiana
>>714425915
>>714437675
are you trolling me ? I just want to know
>>714437534
This is merely one of many social outlets i use to converse with people.
>being so autistic that only doing things your way is right.
Kys
>>714437786
Nah hes being legit. His life sucks so badly he has to come here for attention even though he claims to hate it here.
>>714437835
b-but look at my life I am winner
>>714437785
So? Don't tell me you're trying to make it seem like you neckbeards are gonna do anything with that info.
>muh super secret hacker website
Kek, I could post my full name and address and not a damn thing would happen because you're all overweight man children. Only reason I won't is because gf would kill me because we live together.
>>714437162
I though only girls used those on face stuff
that is fucking gay
>>714437786
nope, he lives in a trailer with his ugly girl and comes here to make himself feel better
>>714436383
lmfao saved
>>714438015
>he doesn't have social media
Kek, you must be ugly as sin.
>>714438050
>they have pics saved of me
>calling my gf ugly because you're mad I'm not a lonely virgin with a cartoon wife
Jealousy must suck
>>714438050
this must be bait , anyone can get pics off sites and say its them
>>714438089
>social media
enjoy having 100 friends and talk to only 2 nigger
come back when you actually live near them and visit them often
>>714438172
living in a trailer and being a lightweight must suck
>>714438203
>implying we don't live in a small town and see each other constantly
>being too ugly to have social media and undestand how it works
>>714438251
>saving dozens of pictures of a guy who teases you on the Internet
Downright creepy
>>714438007
>Louisiana
So when did you find out your GF was cheating on you with your friendo Tyrone?
>>714437534
>I can't believe I'm replying to these even though I expect the same stuff to e replied to me
Well, it's not that I don't have a social life or am a shutout, I just can't keep up with stuff that makes you cool. With that alone, you might say that's why I'm a virgin or autist or some other shit. I don't have many friends because I can't trust them enough, and I wasn't allowed out because I was to study more than most things. Again, you're gonna say I'm lying or are in denial. That's okay. I'm not planning to find a relationship until maybe I'm a bit older and I know human psychology a bit more. Here, you might give have a Kek and say your sides are in orbit because that's my excuse of being a virgin, but that's also fine. If you're gonna ask why I'm here, it's because this place is entertaining at times. You really see me talking because I come in and out, if someone replies, then fine, if they don't, fine. Just because we're here doesn't mean much. Call me an autist for actually replying to you, but this is what you wanted. Have your fucking (You) or call me a buttblasted idiot.
>mfw I waste my time with this post
>>714438342
>convincing yourself this is how every relationship ends up in order to justify your lonliness and virginity
Kek, the world isn't that scary little man child, go outside
>>714438271
>small town
cousin fucker I pressume
welcome aboard /waifu/ seems like you are already enjoying yourself
>>714438317
>saving dozens of pictures of a guy who teases you on the Internet
>Downright creepy
>not expecting this to happen
your own fault fag
>>714438435
>being so ugly you don't even have a snapchat and understand how it works
>>714438417
No no, we got into her FB, check her messages now. Ask her about them. :^)
>>714437952
This has nothing to do with winners or losers. You seem to be the one obsessed with that. This is a literal retarded faggot getting called out for being retarded then deflecting with stupid shit that isnt relevant. If this were a face to face conversation. We'd be laughing at your dumb ass for being so pathetic. Thats why you come here. You knkw you are safe behind a keyboard so you come and talk shit while your life sucks and feels empty. Theres no way youd ever try this in real life because you know youd get fucked up.
Where is TP and Bard?
>>714438456
them brows tho
>>714438456
>saves dozens of images of a guy who teases him on the Internet
Damn you must be jealous as fuck. Let's see how your cartoon wife/ pillow compares to my gf. Kek
>>714438508
>implying she has a FB
>lying about being an edgy hacker
Goodness gracious the cringe
This beer tastes weird and my stomach is hurting
shit
I'm lost , why is he here and posting pics of his so call real life ?
>>714438544
Bard is on 8 chan
>>714438679
People actually use 4+4?
>>714438568
nah, just trying to make you feel better, you are super lonely after all
>>714438659
Because I'm bored at work.
>inb4 his life sucks blah blah blah
Just desperate for damage control at this point
>>714438634
>These guys dont have social media lol
>my gf doesnt even have a FB I swear.
>>714438679
I miss him dearly
>>714438735
Yet I have a gf while you have a cartoon wife. Kek. Go ahead and show everyone how jealous you are that you actually have pics of me taking up real estate on your hard drive
>>714438710
It appears that is the case.
>>714438788
I never really met the guy.
>>714438751
>he's so socially isolated he doesn't realize only old people use Facebook
Dude this is sad at this point. I can only imagine how fucking ugly you are
>>714438880
>taking up real estate on your hard drive
>a couple MB
>>714438739
bored enough to post rl pics on an anime imageboard ?
guess they are bored of your bs on "social media" too
>>714438880
>he still thinks people cant have a waifu and a gf or wife
>he is literally this retarded
>he also doesnt realize most people here just use an animated girl as an avatar.
>>714438880
I saved one, because I was going to play around with it in photoshop but then got bored.
>>714438964
>it's still memory being used to store dozens of pictures of someone you're jealous of
>>714438969
Yeah because I post shit making fun of autistic virgins on social media. You neckbeards would have to use social media in the first place but you're ugly as shit so it doesn't happen
>dead inside
>>714438943
Strangely enough i kinda look like you so if im ugly so are you.
>>714439059
>avatar
Now you've done it.
>>714439103
>maximum damage control
>>714439059
>he comes on the Internet and pretends to be an 11 year old cartoon character with a bunch of grown men who haven't showered since Halloween
Just as bad tbh
>>714439167
>he comes on the Internet and pretends to be better than everyone else because he got his ugly girl stolen by a nigger on halloween
WHY IS IT COLD
>giving me all this attention and replies
>allowing me to distract you from whatever it is you autists do in these threads
Friendly reminder that no matter the content of your reply, you're letting me win. You're letting me get in the way of the thread.
>>714439278
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER SUCK IT UP
>>714439167
>He still beieves all of his insults are 100% fact
>he actually has 47 chromosomes
A few years ago you may have had a point, but 4chan is full of normies nowadays.
>>714439358
>giving me all this attention and replies
>i thrive on it, please give me attention
>i literally cannot stop sucking cocks
>>714439259
>ugly
Let's see your girlfr- I mean body pillow
>stolen by a nigger
Nice damage control. I'll post a timestamp with her after work
>>714439358
>I win guys i swear
>he doesnt know we just come here for conversation and he ia providing exactly that.
>>714439399
>he replied
Autist revealed
>>714439478
By that logic you just as autistic as i am
>>714439446
10/10
>>714439393
HOW ABOUT YOU WARM ME UP
so is this guy the new spiderman anon from that time ?
Stop using autism as an insult you insensitive asshole
>>714439476
You barely converse with each other. After I enter the thread, it's like 80% comments trying to attack me and damage control the thread. Exactly what I'm here for. Holy shit. Not only are yal defending your virginity thread, now you're trying to defend the fact that you defend them. I need a cigarette
>>714439644
>cigarette
>still believing in his insults
>still a lonely attention seeking faggot.
>>714439592
GLADLY
>>714439278
>>714439393
Its fucking 5 fahrenheit here
FUCKING 5 !!
Just think, there are angry neckbeards typing up some intense damage control wit their greasy cheeto stained fingers as I typed this, it might already be posted by the time this goes through
>>714439644
>the most retarded person gets the most attention
Who'd of thunk it?
Your still helping these threads which you claim to hate
>>714439748
it's 19 here, 0 with wind chill, gunna be hitting -15 or so next week
mild winter this year
>>714439921
Sachi can go fuck himself if hes not already dead
Claim
>>714439966
Fuck off
>>714440001
You fuck off by 1
>>714440001
no u
>>714439915
See
>>714439881
>helping them
>the majority of the traffic is people trying desperately to get rid of me or damage control what I'm saying
>>714440054
>because its fun to argue you dumbass
are you literally 12? Have you been on 4chan for any amount of time?
>>714439610
autism
How can you live with yourself knowing you use the struggle of millions of children to insult people on an online imageboard?
>>714440194
>he thinks the amount of time he's spent on a website is a valid bragging point/criticism towards other people
Virginity confirmed
>>714439943
Its going to hit -40 after I leave to army
help me
>>714440269
Its part of the conversation you dense mother fucker. If you had been here at all you would know this site is 95% people arguing/debating just for the sake of arguing/debating. I wish i could meet you in person.
can we go back to funposting instead ?
this always happens not the first time some high tier human tried to talk to us
>>714440456
Im having a blast tho
>>714440417
you'll get used to it, -40 doesn't seem so bad after a while
>>714440456
no one's stopping you m8
>>714440444
Go get some pussy bragging about how long you've spent on 4chan. Kek. In order for us to meet in person you'd have to get mommys permission to leave your roach infested basement. You probably need to call her down to change your size 46 adult diaper right about now, go ahead and do that and go fuck your crusty body pillow afterwards, I'll be here
>>714437133
I guess you know my reputation of not caring.
How little self worth must you have to talk down on autistic people?
>>714439742
You're weird, I was just kidding.
Go away.
>>714439748
I was just memeing, its just 40f here
Shit poster here. Is there any way we can chat on steam without being in a game? I'll gladly get in a counter strike lobby or tf2 or something to have a verbal argument with you motherfuckers
>>714440586
everyone replying is
>>714440781
I'm just a jokester, I mean no harm.
Hugs?
>>714440793
we don't want your friendshit
teams are full anyways
>>714440793
Steam groups have a voice chat
>>714440611
Dude you are literally retarded. No one is bragging about anything. And again with the false insults. You do know for them to be effective they have to actually be true? I want to fight you but you live all thw way in fucking louisiana.
>>714440793
I won't have a verbal argument, but I will happily play a game with you.
>>714440829
i just wait for them to get bored
>>714440890
>
>>714440793
yeah, i'll chat in cs with you. my name is:
reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep
p.s no immunities
>>714440992
Dude, stop being a keyboard badass. Id beat your ass and let my dogs tear up your body pillow while you cry.
>>714441022
We are friends now?
>>714441115
>stop beimg a keyboard badass
>proceeds to be a keyboard badass
Wew.
How many times did you get held back in school?
is like watching a kid trow a tantrum over not changing the channel
>>714441358
>can't afford a domestic flight
>pretends he would even fight me if he actually could meet up with me
People who start this kind of shit are the biggest pussies ever, I'm just replying to your pathetic keyboard punches.
>being so frustrated that someone is teasing you and your virginity club that you want to actually fight them
Holy shit
>>714440628
I do, doesn't mean I can't play a simple funsie here and there.
>>714441257
I'm friends with everyone, except the people who don't like me
also, it's 60f inside my house right now, step it up
>>714441507
It's like kids on said channel throwing a tantrum over one kid who's on the channel
>>714441317
I bet if you did smoke a cigar you would still look cute.
>>714441546
I cpuld afford a flight but who in their tight mind would just to beat up a retard?
>still doing everything he claims to hate
>I swear im not a loser like you guys...i just spend every day here begging for attention for being retarded
Id tell you to kill yourself but you'd probably do something stupid and fuck it up.
>>714439414
>>714441810
>putting this much effort into defending your cancerous virginity protection center
>>714441628
Our boiler is so old can find replacement parts. so we live in an igloo now. I am hibernate now.
You can befriend people who don't like you.
I personally do not like you.
>>714441905
>Deflecting this hard because I know im retarded and my life sucks
>>714441843
pick one
>>714441987
Yet my girlfriend is hotter than your cartoon wife, my truck is nicer than whatever can your mom drives you around in yo get chicken tendies, guarantee I have more friends than you
>>714442190
>my truck is nicer than whatever can your mom drives you around in
this isn't a truck, faggot
>>714442129
middle
>>714442190
>Again with all the false claims you have yet to prove
>>714441551
But I enjoy funsies too. Here, Ill list why I need the drug.
>Ileocolic Crohn's disease with a perianal fistula
>strictures in 2 places of the large bowel
I did an AMA about it a while ago on /b/. Though I used a funnier way to describe it.
>>714441983
rekt, i'm just a cheap bastard
>You can befriend people who don't like you.
but that takes effort
>>714442305
good I think you'd look good in that too
>>714442296
That is a 2016 Toyota Tacoma. A pickup truck. Holy fucking shit you're autistic
>>714442190
>braging about an ugly gf
>braging about things daddy gave him for suckinf his cock
No wonder you come here to feel better. Your life sounds terrible
>>714442425
but i don't swing that way
>>714441637
That's reather baseless, you haven;t even seen me.
>>714442450
>2016 Toyota Tacoma
>A pickup truck
choose one
>>714442533
then why did you pick?
>>714442450
>pick up truck
>truck
>>714442317
>yet to prove
I mean I'm at work but what's funny is that you neckbeards have actually posted pics of me and my gf IN THIS very thread that y'all saved that I posted in other threads. Don't worry I'll time stamp a pic of me and her when I get home to trigger you
>>714442512
Les see your girlfr- I mean body pillow. I bought that truck myself, yeah I'm sure my life is worse than a bunch of unshowered man babies who need a cartoon as their wife Kek
>>714442411
It takes more effort to frown than smile.
>>714442599
>>714442649
We're reaching levels of autism that shouldn't be possible.
>>714442746
frowning is more fun
>>714442771
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram_Pickup
i think you need to learn what a truck is
>>714442797
You're more fun.
>>714442610
it is a nice picture
>>714442450
>his Truckfu is a Japanese buzz vehicle
WEEB
>>714442883
>>714442881
wew
>>714442705
>i bought that truck myself with the money daddy gave me
>all of my "success" is from the work of others
>on my own i would die i am retarded
I'll post timestamp when you do.
The company that MAKES them classifies them as a pick up truck. But a bunch of neckbeards who have never seen a a vagina in person know better. My fucking sides are killing me
>>714442705
If your life wasnt worse then you wouldnt be here
>>714443033
>being this literal
>i cannot understand the abstract
>i can't get this nigger's dick out of my ass
>i can't stop trying to impress these people i hate
>>714443150
>when you get proven wrong: the post
Man this is fucking hilarious. How mad you faggots actually get that someone isn't following the autistic rules of your cartoon wife thread, and teasing you for being a virgin
>>714443660
Damage Control
>>714443766
How can I damage control when I am the damage?
>>714443854
>I am the damage
>>714443854
>I am the damage
fucking lost
Mfw these threads are finally dying
>>714443854
>Skyler, I am the one who knocks
>>714444444
I wonder if I can do it
>>714444444
Maybe now?
>>714444444
Presto agitato?
gas the fucking kikes
>>714444444
Huzzah
Too late
Well that's one more thread I single handily destroyed
wazaaaa
>>714444444
Fuck
Wittness
>>714444420
You are funny, I like you.
>>714444172
waste of get
These threads are literally dying kek
