Pros / Cons of having a big dick
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Pros / Cons of having a big dick
Con: you look like a tool when you try to show it off
>>714433261
pro
makes you a dominate alpha top
con
harder to fuck little holes
>>714433261
I don't know what is worse.....
The poor rendition of diabetic chicken tattoo....
or a poorly photoshopped tallywacker..
That is some disproportionately and hilariously odd low self esteem.
>>714433261
Average dick owner here. Can you go balls deep in all girls? With my six incher I can go balls deep no problems. Not sure what I'd do if couldn't really pound my GF... shit would be boring. Also if you don't blow your load balls deep in your bitch (and sans rubber) you're doing it wrong.
>>714433261
Pro - other guys are impressed.
Con - girls are not impressed.
Can't get great bj
Can't balls deep.
Can't fuck most dogs.
Toilet bowls are cold
Pro - mares love it.
>>714433261
Pros. It's big. Love that surprised look on girls faces. It keeps fuck buddies coming back for awhile.
Cons. Doesn't fit in most girls mouths. Deepthroat is near impossible unless she is a freak of nature.
Biggest con, when sit to take a shit it falls in the water if I'm being careless
>>714433484
jealous, small dicked, nigger detected.
it's an owl you moron.
btw, not OP. your shitpost stinks
I have a 7 inch x 5 inch thick cock
Pros:
>Compliments on my size
>Girls become whores when they see it (ONS, FWB, etc)
>I get a nice bulge in pants/shorts
>Girls LOVE when you creampie them balls deep
>I can take dick pics and not feel like a loser
>Sex clubs, strip clubs, etc, girls see or feel the bulge and immediately want to see it
Cons:
>Girls tend to get their vagina torn by me, no matter how much lube or how wet they are
>Anal is a fucking chore
>Blowjobs tend to include the head of the penis and a little bit more, might be due to my girth, in any case it's not great
>Going balls deep in a girl is hit or miss, some girls love it but others complain that it hurts
>>714433676
I can't go balls deep on all girls. It just depends on the girl. Short girls I end up ramming their cervix and it's unpleasant for both of us. Also makes cowgirl kinda painful for me. Also it makes anal with first timers super painful no matter how much I warm up her asshole with my fingers or toys first. I feel like it's just too Girthy for girls to enjoy anal with me :/
>>714433261
Pros:
Great for anal
Women like it
Great wank sessions
Cons
Hurts when getting boners in pants sometimes
Can't really wear thong/manties/nuthuggers well
Cant go all the way in a girls Vajajay
>>714434047
I think he's saying that the tattoo is fucking shit regardless mate.
>>714433484
Jealous?
>>714433676
Not really, many girls can't take it all
>>714433948
That's right, such a pity most mouths can't take it
>>714434180
This
>>714433948
yeah I hate to sit on the toilet and feel the fucking water
>>714433418
Babies come from that very same hole. I don't think having a big dick will be a problem.
>>714433261
Pro: give women multiple orgasms.
Con: difficulty buying pants.
>>714433418
dominate alpha? cause of big dick? hahahahaha pleaseeeeeee
>>714434935
Damn That's right... awful..
>>714435152
that's right, most pants just can't hold it
>>714435892
damn hes hot
when I take a shit the tip of my dick touches the water in the toilet and it grosses me out. is that just me?
>>714436188
Lol, thanks...
>>714433261
Con: -It's difficult sometimes to find a good sleeping position
-I need to wear large boxers
-Your girlfriend needs to have big hips, or be trained to take in bigger dicks.
I'm 21.5 cm..
>>714436541
mine is short like a turtle head and touches the rim
>>714435152
>believing multiple orgasms has to do with dick size rather than technique
>>714436541
no, i suffer it too
>>714436671
mine is 22, and yeah
7x6 reporting in.
Not porn Star long but can still rock the fornix of most gals. Some love bottoming put but most hate it and it kills sex.
Pro-looks nice when sprung from shorts
Pro-most can't wrap their hand all the way around
Pro-sex life is good. Feels good to give
Con-sometimes hurts cervix
Con-almost always too big to go without lube
Con-bjs arnt great usually
Con-almost is next to impossible for the average
Con-sometimes water
Con-sometimes expecting a above average guy to improve there sex life based solely off of size
Con-bitches talk
Con-temptation to cheat based of rumours of size causing relationship issues
And really my length isn't ground breaking, only a little bigger than most. Women don't tend to care about girth visually as much. Not until it's trying to go into them. I'd take more length if I could, maybe. 5-1 inch. But I'm satisfied with what I've got. Tend to do more work during foreplay anyway, the dick is usually just to end the night.
>>714435892
You look like a kid with a big dick
>>714436549
have you popped many girls cherrys? Does it hurt when you fuck normal girls?
>>714437009
Lol! Why?
>>714437051
Only one
and... normal girls? every girl is normal
>>714435883
Found the small dick guy in this thread.
The moment a girl sees my cock, it's mouth open, no questions asked, she's putty in my hands. I can do whatever I want. I fucked an SJW once, she told me not to call her things like "good girl' or slut or whatever... As she pulls down my pants and my cock smacked her back in the face, all rules went out the window. Turned her into a good sub, made her live out deep fantasies.
>>714436851
Guy here who fucked a bunch of women unlike most of these fucking virgins and their big dick fantasies. It has more to do with the woman than any-fucking thing else.
On both ends of the spectrum I both had a girlfriend for multiple years who could not cum in front of me whatsoever, not even fingering, using a vibrator, fucking, whatever. On the other side with the same technique (generally just fucking violent and going deep) I had a fuck buddy who could literally keep cumming as long as I could keep ramming her. She experienced orgasms up to 5-10 consecutive minutes, but it was hard as fuck to keep her on as she was always pushing herself back off automatically.
>>714435892
Are you gay anon? just asking
>>714437116
tbh OP, you look like you're under-aged. When i look at your face i think 12j or 16j old :p
>>714437221
Nope
>>714437262
Lol! I'm 27
>>714437116
Because your face looks like a face of a 15 year old kid
>>714437169
you sound like you're like 15 or something
>>714435883
this
I meet this really submissive guy with a big dick
truly a sissy slut
big dicks are nice, but isnt gonna make you a dom
I have a larger penis its its cool.
The confidence that comes along with it is nice.
However there are some cons:
Deepthroating is unlikely
My dick touches water inside toilets sometimes
I feel like erections are easier to achieve for smaller dicks
But sex is unlikely
But its also great. My dick is bigger than most. For most girls its either the biggest, or top 2 of the biggest theyve ever had. And i fill out boxer briefs nicely.
>>714437379
I think the babyface and the body-dick ratio makes you look kind of "gayish", also the tattoo choice. Not hating, just saying.
I have a small dick and must admit I’d like to have a bigger one, but have already got over it. Use it and enjoy it anon, with a great dick comes great responsibility.
>>714435075
>birth is a very pleasurable experience for the woman and doesnt involve unbearable pain
>>714433261
Tattoo is cool but way too small man.
>>714435892
8.5" dick on a 5'4" manlet. The Gods sure do have a sense of humor, don't they?
I'm a bit above average a 7" with again a bit above average girth. Sex is ok. My girlfriend can only ride me or else it hurts her too bad and blowjobs are also fairly unlikely as I'm a bit too big for her. Thats about it honestly, nothing too great
>>714437797
how small?
Pro:
Confidence booster
Most chicks dig it at first
Con:
Can't go balls deep
Chicks can't go for round two
tbh I'd rather have an average sized peepee
>>714433261
I found the guy
His name is Ivan Beloševac
>>714433261
Thing I hate is I have never gotten to do anal with a chick. They all say since it's too big for front, no way it's going in the back.
>>714438097
LOL
Not me, same tat
>>714438027
5.5’’- 5.9’’
>>714433418
>Dominate
You mean dominant. Learn how to spell.
>>714433261
All the gay boys following, drooling. Wiggling their gay asses. Dreaming of being your girl. Moaning in the fulfilling satisfaction of being stuffed full of fat cock.
Please mister. Lemme suck your fat cock. Feed me your cum.
>>714437487
Why are you salty ? He's absolutely right
>>714438170
They are lieing.
Some time when she takes a shit have a look at the size of the log that came out.
It will fit.
But, eww. Why obsessed with anal?
There's poop in there.
And not that great a feeling.
>>714435892
any decent size dong looks huge on a manlet like this.
>>714438097
>>714438231
omg i was gonna say how did you go from mexican to russian
>>714438451
In no way obsessed. It's just you always want to do what you aren't allowed to do. I think I've just not met the right one yet.
>>714438296
>You mean dominant. Learn how to spell.
hurrr durrrr guys look we found the Tumbleweed, Alabama spelling champion of '03
>>714438620
so you know me, right?
>>714438264
>5.5’’- 5.9’’
>small
yeah thats average
>>714438690
No..you just look mexican
are you famous big dicked mexicano?
>>714438689
Only dumb people don't know how to spell.
Pros:
You can dress it up easier.
Cons:
You still need to make threads on 4chan to feel good about yourself.
>>714438815
Not really
>>714433418
What do you mean by dominate?
>>714433261
Big-anon here. Even 8.5 inches is a bitch to have. It freaked my ex out enough to postpone vaginal and anal indefinitely. You can't really wear the things you used to that you liked, and you certainly have trouble getting cute underwear.
I'd rather be a tiny trap than whatever the hell I am. Otter? Like a bear but not as bulky.
>>714438738
This is what too much porn does. We're an entire generation of men that think an average cock is tiny.
>>714437009
You look like a millennial Short Round hahaha
Still handsome though
>>714433866
>Can't fuck most dogs
>>714438882
Oh thats cool..well keep posting pics then :)
How do you feel about your big dick?
>>714439025
It's just a cock, has cons and pros... my gf is happy with it, so am i
>>714438945
yeah, kids nowadays think having a huge cock is the only you need to be worthy on bed
>>714434874
>Jealous?
>filename
totally.
>>714433261
pros: Bitches love me.
cons: none...
>>714439364
kek
>>714438672
Most guys airways seem to want that.
I never do unless I'm with a girl that really wants me to. I'm just not into it.
Vag is way better.
>>714439130
do you get balls deep in her ass?
>>714436549
Do you have actual pics of yourself or just stuff you took off tumblr?
I put a girl in the clinic through consensual sex. So that's a down side. Also if you get an erection in pants it can be both painful and embarrassing. Then you have to do that penguin walk... Another thing is that if you can avoid all the embarrassing scenarios by the time a girl sees your dick then youve already sealed the deal and from what I understand you don't need more than likely 5 inches to get a girl to squirt and shit, so I'm not sure what the up side actually is other than being able to show off to your juvenile friends. If your girlfriend's friends are her real friends then her telling them about your cock wont make them jump to sleep with you after you break up, because friends don't bang your ex. On the other hand I don't really have any friends of my own, so I don't know if it would help me get laid with their female friends. I probably have autism or some other pervasive developmental disorder. I've only had female friends and girlfriends and it took me 5 years after highschool to figure out that the female friends were either just chicks who wanted to bang me or the friends of chicks I was dating. Pretty sure dick size had nothing to do with that either. All guys that age who let girls flock around them will have girls flock around them. Teenage girls are just more sexually driven than teenage boys.
I couldn't put the tip in my gf's asshole...
>>714433261
Pro, i can show off in any show.
Cons dick hits water when in toilett, i pierce womans wombs and leaves me half pleasure
>>714438995
I know. Really sucks.
I have 2 German Shepherd girls and can only with one of them. Not even close to fitting with the other one.
>>714433261
Pro: for some reason people seem impressed by it
Con: zippers....
Everyone will want to suck it.
But will never get it all in the mouth.
>>714433261
8 incher here. There are no cons.
Even if you fuck a small pussy. Vaginas are made to give birth. With enough lube, you'll get it in there. And it feels spectacular.
ONCE IN THE OCEAN OF PISS, A BIGGER PENILE MAKES YOU KING OF ALL THE LITTLE PISS FISH
I KNOW, I KNOW, OH, OH, OH!
>>714439908
Need that original pic
>>714433866
Green text mare story?
>>714439704
>Then you have to do that penguin walk...
>>714439663
in ass, yeah!
>>714439682
those are pics posted on my old tumblr
>>714440136
Green text is a pain in the ass on a phone.
I do it all the time too, so not just a story. What do you want to know?
Being 8" is nice, but there's always that envy to be just a little bit bigger. I've started jelquing in order to try to get up to 8.5 or 9. Pros: It's certainly impressive. Cons: though I am still a virgin, I fear girls might find it a tad bit uncomfortable. What's it worth if girls don't like it?
Well, im 8.5 x 5.5 cant say much.
Pros:
> i got a big dick
> i got a nice bulge
> im a grower from like 5 inches soft, so no toilet water touching.
Cons:
> Hitting the cervix feels like someone bit my dick
> i feel the need to show it to everyone
>>714439840
Get either even or naked and famous. You can unbutton them by pulling on the first button and just keep pulling. That's how well they line the buttons up. Putting them on is only a couple extra seconds and also if you get the heritage cut then you don't need a belt because they ride up in the back so when you bend over your crack doesn't show. Also a lot of cock room and very stiff denim so it doesn't show as bad when you get an erection down the side of your leg. Now underwear that cups the balls while letting you dress to the side, that I haven't found. I have a varicose seal on one side and my balls turn like purple if i sleep on my side.
>>714440267
Yeah ok sure, you posted them on tumblr lol
>>714435892
I suppose it's balanced by the fact you've got a face like a little girl. :-)
>>714434132
I have a 7x5.25. There ain't no way that's a pussy destroyer, unless you're fucking an unusually tight subsection of women.
>>714434874
normal sized cock on a tiny dude. like most porn stars.
head to the valley kid!
I'm 6.75" long.. it's ok I guess... but it's 6.25" thick
>>714435892
Why don't you actually work out if you want to have this look? Faking with your posture doesn't actually give you larger traps/shoulders/pecs
>>714433261
im jealous of your cock, my girlfriend says my average size cock is good, all that bigger things you see online looks really painfull & shit but internet access and porn have really wrecked my security even if she says its all bullshit
>>714439769
>i pierce womans wombs
hot
pierce me daddy
>>714440267
>in ass, yeah!
how much fits in her vag?
>>714437187
This. Thank you anon. Same here, EVERYTHING lies on the girl. But yea, that bigger dong would probably trigger some fantasies rooted deep. (get it?)
pro: the look on her face when she sees it for the 1st tiem
con: she gets a bladder infection from you slamming into her, has to go on antibiotics & her birth control pills don't work
>>714433261
I need to wait until it goes down in the morning before i get up.
Pretty awefull to pas out with a boner
>>714440409
Evisu. Autocorrect
>pro: chicks love big dicks
>con: you become a faggot
>>714440585
Have you ever had sexual intercourse with anything close to your biological species counterpart kiddo? Autitic aunt's horses on the farm don't count.
>>714441749
>>714437187
Can confirm. Current gf can take forever to cum sometimes and is 1 and done with a refractory period like us men. Others I've been with are hyper orgasmic, can cum from simply rubbing around on their twat while dancing, and can have several orgasms in just a few minutes of fucking.
>>714439768
i'm going to guess that's a 6"x6"
9" and thick here.
A lot of girls are excited about it but it tends to hurt them after a while. I have had girls literally look at my dick and deny me sex.
>>714439768
girthy af mate
whats your ethnicity
>>714433261
PROS
looks impressive visually
big cock + strong sex ethic = reputation
self-secure as opposed to confidence
CONS
girls have refused sex
have to sit right on toilet or tip falls in water
constant readjustments
>>714442095
He's right though. I'm his size and unless you fuck kids or don't know how to fuck you don't destroy pussies. I'm quite sure I've fucked more than most people here.
It can be annoying when you want to go full in on some girls, but since I actually know how to fuck, I don't put my dick in there like a train out of control.
>>714435075
>being this dumb
>>714433261
Con: Feminists/SJW's
>>714433261
Add to cons list.
- More prone to dick torture / getting dick cut off if captured.
>>714437169
That's just normal sex, you dweeb.
>>714444592
That looks shopped...
>>714436671
True story, I only can wear boxers. Briefs or tight underwear kinda hurt and are uncomfortable. Pic related
>>714434132
>>714440585
Experienced the same issues.
It doesn't take a monster to bottom out on some women.
The right position will shove that dipstick way in there.
>>714441037
The woman want dick. Is very interest how the mind femenine thing in a long piece of meat. Dick in a house, dick in a market, dick in a bus. Mendeleiev says: wantdick. But is anythime this searching? Yes.
Ever. It's only objective of all women. Every day, in the street, signals of wish of dick in your hands. Dick is a power. And the woman says: ""this dick i mine!"
But the man, dumb and jerk, because teh hole in to the space, that never before on the glass shot. And the eart, empty tower of sochori.
>>714433261
Random female shitposter here if you want my opinion. Regarding OP:
Con: I'm a girth size queen but that is too long for casual vag sex.
Pro: Would take it up the ass in a hot second though.
Con: Blowjobs on something that size hurt my jaw and are best for finishing or getting him hard.
Con: deep throating is nigh-impossible (or at least requires way more experience than I have).
>>714437169
costanza.jpg
>>714437187
This is true. I tend to have a refractory period as well (1-2 minutes) though I can get off anywhere from 10 seconds to 2 minutes to never depending on drugs/alcohol. Always envied those multi-orgasmic bitches. My refractory period has been decreasing with age, though...
>>714438170
Just gotta find the right girl. I love anal and can take anything up to 2.5" diameter, working on stretching more too.
>>714439704
>Teenage girls are just more sexually driven than teenage boys.
u wot m8
what country do you live in?
>>714439768
>foreskin not retracted
...are you sure you don't have phimosis?
>>714439909
Vaginas are made for width you dumb fuck.
STOP QUOTING LENGTH. NO ONE CARES. GIRTH IS ALL THAT MATTERS. The closest I ever came to cumming vaginally is from a water bottle/coke can. And anything over 6" long is probably painful vaginally depending on the woman.
>>714441037
Trust her. It's more about emotions than physicality, and the PC muscles can make it a tight fit no matter what size you are.
>>714433261
pros
- girls are impressed (this in itself has many sub-pros)
- it's a good conversation piece for girls you're trying to fuck
- the look on their face when they actually see / fuck it
cons
- some girls are afraid (one refused me for this reason)
- can't really go 100% ham like you want to
- public boners are harder to hide (especially when wearing dress pants)
- bjs aren't as satisfying as they should be, its easier for a girl to accidentally use her teeth unless she is amazing
>>714446750
You sound like you're a fat fuck who reads porn novels
Trimming and reading about sick size got me hard, but it really is a mental thing be happy with what you have. In my case I'm barely 5 inches I'm depressed, singled, not a college graduate, not a proper job which I'm still looking for, scared to sell drugs, scared to met woman, the girl I liked said she'll text me back a month goes by and her Facebook status goes to in a relationship they moved in together work for the same company things are good and back to me where I gave space and tried to let her miss me which she did she didn't see I liked her. But hey life is life and it just went by again as I typed this out.
>>714433261
Cool photoshop.
>>714447703
have you tried punctuation
Currently fucking this asian college girl with the tightest pussy. Took her virginity away when she was 19, She has told me thought my dick was huge for an Asian guy and too thick, and when she showed her friends pictures of my penis(because girls just do that...) and compared to her friends stories and bfs, they all said I had a big dick. The convo drifted to how she had very few sexual experiences and had only seen three dicks in her life before she lost her virginity to me. Two were tiny and one was a monster cock. She was talking to a guy and was planning to maybe give her virginity up to him. She sucked his dick and she said he was about two inches longer than me, super hairy penis, and was white, but had a really weird looking brown dick. She had to use two hands and her mouth to suck him off. When he decided to fuck her, she thought his dick was just too big and too hairy and decided to blueball the shit out of him and bailed. Poor guy. Sometimes the monster cocks don't win.
Probably confidence, most girls don't really care but the confidence boost for yourself probably has a bigger impact.
You become an arrogant asshole apperantly, you become worse at sex because you think your dick is all you need.
>>714434132
Taking dick pics makes you a loser by default, and a creep, regardless of size.
>>714435892
Looks like a gay pornstar
>>714437187
Majority of girls cant have an orgasm from penetration alone.
>>714448837
he could be one no doubt
>>714437970
He must be the king of omegle, tho
>>714440385
This guy looks like he shot a nigger and took his dick to get a transplant
>>714448365
No for the Internet I try vpn, tor, rapidshare, chat sites, facebook, kv, and proxies, etc.
>>714448990
Not sure if that's good or bad.
>>714448508
Sounds like my smelly french friend she hated hair but I wasn't trying to maintain anything there just like today's unwanted dick just kinda went for it
>>714446407
excuse me comrade, but WTF did you tried to say?
>>714437970
spotted the jealous fag
>>714433261
anyone know OPs tumblr?
>>714446407
amen
>>714440643
is this girls from chicago?
>>714449146
Jelly? :D its called being brown ye fuck boy
>>714433261
dat bathmate bro
>>714437379
Lol dude you look retarded I am 21 and have a bigger cock than you and you don't see me making threads and posting hella pictures what is wrong with you fool that is like 7 inches? Do girls even call that big?
>>714449980
>Jelly of a guy that is totally not you
>Jelly of a guy that isn't white
>Jelly of a guy on the internet
>>714437876
>>714435075
what the actual fuck. hope you're not serious. birth is fucking painful
my mom always told me when i had bad period cramps "it's just like giving birth, except it's way worse (giving birth)" :D
>>714433261
pros: you have been blessed by god
might impress other people
cons: might get uncomfortable to sit down with tight pants
>>714449521
Not even slightly. He's got a huge cock, for sure. But I'm fine with my thick 7" on my 6' tall frame and so has every woman I've been with. There's more to convincing women to fuck you than being in the top 1 percentile of dick size.
But keep trolling, anon. I'm sure it gets you mad laid.
so how do i be big penis haver
Succ it
It's all about the girl - most women who get excited about the prospect of a big dick are a) experienced in the fact that they are anontomically compatible, or b) they have never had a big dick before.
I have torn, internally bruised and otherwise hurt girls in my inexperienced youth. I have also given girls orgasms who have never previously had them. I have made girls squirt who never thought they could. I've had booty calls from ex's and denials of anal "no way you are sticking that thing in my ass!!".
Older and wiser now, so know how to "work it" with a new partner, but I know there are some girls who just won't get on with it - but for those that do... :)
Agree with the dick against porcelain problem though. Not pleasant - especially in public toilets :(
>>714440381
that look horrible the red hair makes me puke
>>714451367
such a shitty shoop
>>714433261
Pros
>Women will find you miles more attractive.
>Big dicks do their own advertising, one woman nails you and sees it, she's gonna tell all her friends and many of her friends will want you too.
>It will make smaller sized men very insecure around you and they will show more respect.
>male competitors for chick's interest are liable to back down if they realize you have twice the dick that they do.
>sex will be very good for women without even trying at it.
>It will make you naturally way more confident.
>Will never have the esteem issues directly stemming from being smaller, "Am I less of a man because I have less dick than most?"
>Women, and actually smaller men too, are mesmerized by big dick; like biologically fascinated by it.
Cons
>Some snug fitting pants might not fit as well (but even if they don't, they're advertising that you're packing, turning women on and making men feel insecure) for example Jon Hamm.
There's no two ways about it, having a big dick is really only a blessing. Some women with snugger/smaller vaginas may want you to take it easy though. But they'd adapt to it after a while. I'm jealous of guys that don't have to be a bit insecure and nervous the second a woman first sees our feels our small junk. They'll never know the "I'm disappointed but I'm trying to be polite about it" face that small guys get when they first get unpacked. Not to mention, at least half the women a small guy meet decides that you shouldn't be a part of her sex life after the embarassing feel up of first viewing of a small dick.
If I had a big dick, I'd deliberately flaunt it. Wearing gym shorts where the contour is visible. Showering and dressing unashamed in locker rooms to make guys insecure, first with my clothing off when someone mentions skinny dipping.
>>714451367
>>714451367
This is extremely upsetting.
>>714451614
>Agree with the dick against porcelain problem though
Sorry for the noob question as I don't have one, but can't you hold it in your hands while you're sitting down on the toilet?
>>714446407
cocaine is a helluva drug
Love this
>>714436851
debatable my first time i made her come 5 times. and tbh i didn't do much and if anything i was left unsatisfied afterwards she wouldn't even blow me and said she was to sore to let me pound out till i came. :/
These fucking posts make me laugh so much.
Always just a group of guys from all sorts of walks of life all saying the same shit over and over. Different sizes have different pluses and minuses. The only real wisdom here that's ever been said is that ultimately it doesn't matter what size ur dick is. There's always going to be good and bad things. Sometimes one more than the other. Same goes with girls or boys and how they view your dick. In the end, it really, seriously, literally, doesn't fucking matter.
>>714452624
Kalindra is so hot. Why doesn't she ever post, I only see old reposts? Her cock is so nice.
>>714452603
Shaking it after using a urinal - sitting not a problem.
>>714452244
Your insecurity is showing anon.
>>714452945
Wait, what? I'm not getting this. Does your dick touch the back wall of the urinal or what?
Can you draw a diagram or take a picture or something?
>>714452874
Most honest revelation I had was from a girl who'd slept with many, many men. She said that girth made a difference, but if you took a 9" and a 5" of the same girth, then the result was the same, but the bigger dick got her there quicker - maybe due to more frictional interaction per thrust (her words, not mine).
>>714452244
>Because everyone walks out with their dicks hard so women will find you much more attractive.
>>714445268
lol, you think you have a big dick? What is that? 6×4?
>>714452603
you shit and pee at the same time dickhead
>>714453511
Most girls have been with mostly regular sized guys with a few small ones sprinkled in there. Women know all about being body conscious and that it sucks so they are usually pretty nice to smaller sized guys. They almost always use the same lines, "as long as you're trying at sex, what you're packing isn't that important" "your dick is perfect sized for me" "my vagina is snug so I don't like big guys" etc.
But the honest truth (and I say this having mostly female friends who talk honestly with, you're not going to get honesty from your gf, you'll get polite lies which women are great at), is ANY woman would prefer that a big dick over a small or average one. Oh, and a girl WILL commonly talk to her friends about what you're packing, whether it's large or small. If you're big, this instantly opens the door to bang her friends too.
>>714453587
The reputation of being big or small spreads like wildfire, and women DO talk about these things.
>>714453511
This. Ask any woman that's had her fair share of dick. They'll all tell you the same thing. A vagina only fits so much dick length-wise before you're banging on the cervix, and it's not all that much, 5" depth is the average I believe. Thickness is where it's at.
But more importantly than that, dick-size is nearly a non-issue for most of them. Guys make it into this big fucking discussion and we all worry about it. Most women don't fucking care. If you find one willing to fuck, she's not going to walk out of you if you're not hung like a porn star. Don't be so insecure.
>8 x 3.5
>think average sized
>first girlfriend and ready to fuck
>nervous she's wanting bigger
>let it out
>"Anon wtf is that holy shit! That's gonna hurt!"
>ended day with no sex and a confused sort of sadness
Yeah, she wasn't small but apparently I'm a vaginal accident waiting to happen
>pros
confidence (?)
appealing
guys apparently think you're lucky
>cons
can't fuck the tiny girls
won't ever get a proper deepthroat off the bat
handjobs are more prep than full session
need more lube
Anal almost out of the question
>>714454101
Yes, that's correct. I'm female. I have no problem shitting and pissing at the same time. I haven't heard any of my male friends complain about this so I'm curious. No need to get defensive.
>>714454373
This.
Also, if you're willing (and especially if you're skilled) with sex toys, size is not an issue.
Actually, smaller guys are really fun to suck off. So maybe try a 69 with toys.
>>714454373
>she's not going to walk out of you if you're not hung like a porn star.
You've never been with a size queen. Or probably even had a hookup (most of them size is VERY important). The truth of the matter is those women DO care, they usually won't be downright mean to you about it. But you'll find the heat and passion quickly dies when she reaches down your pants and feels a regular 5.5 incher. You might get a pity handjob, but then you'll never get into another sexual situation with her.
They usually aren't mean but I did get that once, she was comparing hand a foot sizes with me after she saw my dick and said "you're a small man", which I'm not, I'm big and muscular so clearly she was talking about my penis. After that, the sexually charged tension was gone. We hung out a couple more times with her firmly drawing the line at touching (when before things were sexually charged). Then she picked some bullshit fight and used it as an excuse to cease contact.
And I've had 4 others that basically wrote me off as a sexual option after seeing my junk.
I'm very flirtacious and I'm good at making women want it.... BUT I rarely seal the deal because I realize I'm small and it's better to leave them thinking I'm some womanizing stud that things have just never happened with. After you bust out the small package the mystique and crush she had on you is often gone.
>>714454220
If you're interested in meaningless sex, sure I guess it helps, but not relevant in any kind of meaningfull relationship.
I gotta hold my dick or push it up against the toilet seat when I'm gonna shit or else I touch the bowel. As for it being big, it makes it less appealing for anal, harder to get a deep throat, and I think that's about it.
My dick isn't too thick only about 5 inches in circumference. Or do you measure from the tip of your penis instead of the base? Nah, gotta be from the base. Yeah, 5 inches circumference. So I don't get teeth scrapes or anything.
Benefits are that I sometimes feel I have a big dick. People tend to think it's average over the internet though. I could do with thicker but I'm honestly happy with what I have. I think it's a good dick.
So mostly mental pros.
I'm just above average (7.5x5.5) and I haven't had much problem with women. They usually can take it after foreplay or lots of lube. They are initially impressed but that's just about it with women. They usually don't care unless it's causing them pain. Occasionally you'll encounter a size queen but other than that it goes mostly unnoticed.
With that said, I wish I had a bigger dick. Not to pleasure women but as a status symbol and confidence boost. Yeah mine it's above average but not by that much and it's a grower so when flacid it looks just like every other dick.
Some people realize that having a big dick means nothing but the majority of men feel intimidated by a big dick. As soon as they find out I have a "big dick" their whole attitude changes. Some become submissive others aggressive and it just messes with them. That gives me control over them. Now I have something to bother them with. Something to make them uncomfortable. And that is the best position to be in, usually. I'm speaking strictly about other men.
I guess what I'm saying is that I want a bigger dick to impress other men but I'm no homo...
>>714454482
Had that issue. Sucks.
At one point, I just gave up on having sex and decided I'd try getting good at using toys. Got real good at ropework and tapework and developed a taste for bondage. It was honestly a bit odd but whatever, by the time I was actually having sex I'd been attracting more BDSM interested girls who actually could take it.
Took a while though, and I keep wondering if a slightly smaller dick wouldn't have given me this much trouble.
>>714455271
>>714455271
Oh, 8 inches long.
Pro is simple. Confidence. Con, having to hold your limpy up wjile shitting so it doesnt dip in the water.
>>714455107
Them being dissapointed with average is their problem, not yours.
As if you set out hooking up with girls hoping to find girls with huge meatflaps, then you're dissapointed because you're unrealistic expectations aren't met and then you try to make the girl feel bad for not being an exception?
>>714435075
It's considered one of the most painful human experiences.
>>714433866
lol neo
>>714434132
i'm 7.5x5.75 and totally agree with everything you said man. my ex used to get tears like all the time and have only ever had a blowjob reach half way
main cons:
needing to piss with massive boner
sitting down on toilet and random boner
hardly ever get deepthroat or enjoyable anal
teens are usually scared. (no spicy girls just seasoned.)
Gotta position the dick just right in pants. Sometimes, straight up is your best bet, sometimes not.
8"x3.5" here
Kinda glad I pulled the wtraw I did, genetically speaking.
Still ain't gotten any, but seeing this kinda reassures me that no, a bigger dick wouldn't be any better.
>>714448365
i love you
>>714453222
Ok trips...
Pee holding dick at base, lifting up so it doesn't hit the bottom of the urinal (I'm 5'7"). Finish, shake side-to-side and slap against the side rim... Ok?
rrrrrr
>>714450841
tits or gtfo
Just get a medium sized one
>>714452894
>she
>Her cock
are you fucking stupid?
>>714433261
I have a 19 cm dick and fucked a few chicks, so far :
Pros
It makes you feel great, honestly most of them told me how their ex had a small/average cock
They love to suck your cock
Cons
It can hurt them, my gf couldn't more than one time per day because I'm too big
>>714439364
>>714452395
requesting bigger res. pic of this plox
>>714433261
Con: Never gettin anal.
>>714455107
seem the problem is you date horrible people
>>714434874
Holy shit you're a fucking midget. I'd guess 7 inches long, nothing to brag about bro, especially being a fucking dwarf
>>714456927
Where does it say it's a 7? I missed that part
ITT: OP found good looking dude with big dick, and tried taking credit for it. You're not fooling anyone you fucking faggot. Go search tumblr for more cocktail and kill yourself.
>>714457211
This
>>714457211
OP is a faggot. Kill yourself comfortable
>>714456817
>>714456817
Girls that are actually dating material are almost never gonna criticize a guy's junk.
I was basically talking about hookups gone awry. Or encounters with close promiscuous female friends.
Girls who're girlfriends or prospective girlfriends usually say things like "it's the perfect size" "it's all in how you use it" "My vagina is snug so I really don't like big dick". But having a shit ton of female friends, I can tell you even the girls who're "nice" and say things like that will still gossip about the unsatisfying fuck your small cock is giving her, how she doesn't orgasm with small men, etc. I have a lot of female friends so I hear the gossip about THEIR boyfriends.
Girls do want more. It's just girlfriends are polite about it.
>>714436977
>>714436977
Con-bitches talk
I thought that was a pro
>>714450515
Lmao, i wish it wasnt me. But i got a big PePe so get over it and bow down to my cock, faggot
>>714457475
Even more reason to get into using toys to spice it up.
From what I've heard from girls, they figure guys don't want to touch them because they usually look like dicks.
>searches tumblr for good looking dick like a fucking queer
>finds guy he likes
>saves his dick pics
>crops out watermark so they don't show up in reverse image search
>posts them to 4cham claiming to be his
>no one buys it
>OP an hero''s
>???
>PROFIT
>>714457579
pepe the frog?
>>714456733
Incorrect.
>>714457671
Need i say it again?
>>714447686
well, that is a safe guess since that is 95% of the girls on b
>>714457722
No, but you should try spelling correct.
>>714449146
keek
>>714435892
who took this picture fag? what did you ask? "hey will you take a picture of my gay dick for me"
>>714457708
fine, only gettin anal from faggots.
TIMESTAMP PIC NEXT TO TATTOO OR GTDO FAGGOT
Don't post stupid shut claiming it as OC without proof you fucking faggot
>>714457835
The spelling is correct, loser.
>>714457579
Is your capslock only good for one letter? Do you even have a working apostrophe button?
Pro
Girls like it as a one time thing
Bulge
More testosterone
Con
Too big hurts
Cant sit down to pee
No deep thoart
>>714454809
Average sized guy here, why are smaller guys fun to suck off?
>>714433261
Got 8 inch length and 2 inch diameter. Only one woman had ever been happy. Most others were plainly shocked. Some accepted the size, some got bruises and ripped their vagina, but got used to the pain. Some simply cant take it.
things you need
>looks, height, money
things you don't need: big dick.
Sorry big dick bros, but if you're a manlet girls don't care if you have an 8 incher
Sorry handsome pretty boy bros. Girls will always be lustful over that big guy built like JJ wat
Sorry big handsome guys, girls know you bank on looks and wont be interested in fucking you if yu're a loser
Sorry, guys with money. Girls will pretend to like you and get dick on the side from Chad. But you still might get some.
>>714452894
>her
>cock
choose one
>>714433261
Master race grower here. I use to be self conscious about my flaccid size until I heard about toilet droppage, I don't know what I'd do with my dick in toliet water.
>>714457579
>Asking a guy to bow down to your cock whilst you call him a faggot
Faggot
>>714458819
Because it actually fits in your mouth and down your throat, and you don't have to unhinge your fucking jaw just to avoid teething them. (I have TMJ and that shit hurts.) You get to enjoy the sensations of just... feeling all of them in your mouth. (I know that may not sound hot if you're straight, but trust me, it is.) I can't get that with my current partner and I always struggle and feel like I'm not totally satisfying him. :/
Honestly, if you want to satisfy a woman during vaginal/anal, I'd recommend finding a good cordless vibrator _no matter your dick size_ and finding a good position where she can use it. I can't usually cum from just penetration, but penetration does make the orgasm better. The magic wand now comes in a cordless form, but I've also had good luck with this one oddly enough, I love the dial: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01KFB369A/ and the Eroscillator has been reviewed highly by most women, though it is expensive. Haven't had a chance to try it out yet.
Know you didn't ask, just throwing it out there in case anyone is looking for recommendations.
>>714460041
Thanks for the info, based femanon. Good stuff.
>>714433484
>>714434047
An Owl? Ok, if I squint. Did it start as an owl before the "artist" did an eight ball?
That is some high on mescaline, did it at Burning Man, my totem is chicken hit by a speeding car, quality there.
>>714435892
Photoshop...... Jesus you fucking retards.
Also.... /b/ is the new Tumblr gay meetup page.
wet/not wet.
Faggot used to be a ironic phrase here.
>>714437876
kek'd
>>714450841
he's not serious; the post is sarcastic
>>714437187
100 billion times this.
>>714440374
I'm another anon - do you care about diseases from animals?
>>714460197
np, let me know if you have any other questions.
I went on a shopping spree on Black Friday and spent about $700 on sex toys. Haven't managed to use all of them yet (except the amazon one I linked you to, which is a knockoff/the source of http://www.thebodywand.com/bodywand-recharge-pulse-lavender-8761-p33038.html only MORE RELIABLE so far, the original goes down an octave in speed randomly and it's INFURIATING) and the cordless magic wand), and I don't imagine I can before this thread expires, but I got my guidance from Epiphora's best of the best here: http://www.heyepiphora.com/best-of-the-best/
Not a shill, just a consumer. like, I'm not sure I'd recommend the stuff she raves about for g-spot stimulation unless you know that works for you/your girl.
>>714433261
This body type makes my mouth water.
>>714446407
что?
TFW I'm about 6" long but shit girth ( last time I've measured it was 4,5" IIRC ) weirdly enough I will be 20 in a few weeks but it looks like I'm still growing, gained almost an inch in length this year.
I hit puberty pretty late so I don't know maybe I'll still grow a bit more.
>>714462392
Faggot.
>>714455921
let me consider that for a moment
yeah, i did, no
>>714433261
Pros: Men think women like big dicks, lots of high fives among guys over it and alpha maleing
Cons: Women actually don't like big dicks because it hurts
>>714457475
I mean I read somwhere that like 70% of women can't orgasm from vaginal penetration only. Or if they can it's super hard and need tons of foreplay and shit.
>>714434132
same size fag here.
Your cons are nonsense, except anal sometimes.
Your pros aren't great either. 7x5 is barely over average, its sort of like a one size fits all happy medium
>>714463569
Femanon
long & girthy guy, here's the real rundown
Pros:
You have a big dick and you know it, so at least you have that
If you ever get nudes leaked, it's okay and nobody is gonna make fun of you for it
If someone accidentally sees it it isn't embarrassing
Girls (sometimes) think it feels better
Cons:
If you're fucking a chick with an IUD you might get stabbed in the cock
If you're fucking a tight chick it might hurt you, or her
Some girls will be literally be intimidated by it, worry that it's gonna hurt, clench their vagina due to that, resulting in it actually hurting
nobody believes you
When you are drunk, you might tell other people (refer to previous)
>>714442543
cumfirmed
>>714464676
forgot one
>you sometimes won't be able to bottom out
>>714445268
boxer briefs with pouches are the remedy my friend
>>714460041
THIS!
i definitely agree about the fact that i prefer sucking smaller dicks and that penetration produces better orgasm
Its more of a curse
Bitches say its great over the web,
But in person its a WHOLE different story.
con: if youre a "trap" you cant hide it as well as you can if its tiny like me
>>714434874
Post pics of you fucking or getting sucked
>>714433261
Less anal, or rather only on "special occasions". I had a GF once say I needed to get a punch card for that.
The other PRO is that I don't really even ever have to think about it. It does make you more confident in that you know that is one less thing you would have to be insecure about.
>>714438231
Nice did you fuck her ass balls deep?
>>714439130
Did your girl cry on her first anal?
>>714440381
that is not 8 inches
>>714449146
HAHAHAHA this!! It's weird. His dick is SO much darker than his body
Pros: I get lots of looks walking around in sweat pants with no underwear
Cons: I feel like used meat the last 3 chick I fucked all stemmed from my ex GF telling them about my size they hit e and quit me :(
>>714458415
Lelz, admit it you got schooled.
>pros
girls like looking at it, easy to get to sex when they see it/feel how big it is
>cons
still a virgin because only time I ever got close to sex couldn't fit inside the girl because of my size and it was super awkward because I didn't fit right in any of the condoms I had.
so hookups are really hit or miss. doesn't change the fact that I've never held a girls hand or kissed a girl that I actually cared about.
also, I've never met a white size queen, only girls I've met on Tinder/ CL that actually wanted to sleep with me because of my dick were all black. I'm white though so it could just be black women wanting that white dick. The world will never know
>>714467118
Come fuck her in pittsbrgh
I'm told I'm big but I feel like I'm average
>>714466318
Fuck this is hot. More pics like this?
>>714467424
The rare Pittsburgh /b/tard
>>714463366
dear god sauce please
6,4 inch (16cm eurofag here)
I know its a legit size but i still am kind off uncomfortable about it because I am like a super-grower and if a girl sees it before it gets hard its embarasing. It's really fucking small before I get it on
>>714468096
No sorry its the only one she took for me
Here she is kissingit
>>714468218
lol south actually belle vernon
>>714434132
Lol
7.5 (I tell girls 8) x 6.5 (seriously) here
>>I<< am the one tearing pussies, you fucking liar. Every girl I've been with has been a fucking struggle to fit inside. Takes 5 minutes of stretching before I get too stressed out and shove it in.
Cons: Every girl becomes super tight and you cum fast
Pros: Everything else, more than you could imagine. Girls all tell each other and they never treat you the same again.
>>714468925
says the straight guy who is lurking this thread and reverse googled the images
>>714468393
Fuuuuuuck. Kik?
>>714438231
Proper reaction, but yeah come join Porn Valley.
>>714445268
But anon, that's not a big dick.
>>714468382
Same dude flacid it's embarassing but I'm also overweight so I think if I lose weight from my thigh and fat pad it will look bigger. Flacid I'm about the size of my middle finger..
Sorry I don't have the sauce
>>714470392
Yea I am a bit overweight too but i never did anything about it even though i probably should. It grows more then 2x in size when i get hard but god damn its embarassing...
I doubt I count but 6x5.5.
Pro:
It's a respectable size that I can kinda showoff online for a pick me up.
Con:
It's impossible to hide a boner in dress pants and I get boners when I get tired so getting tired in a meeting and it's hard on city for no perceivable reason. I think it's been an inside joke at a few of my jobs.
>>714439364
ouch man. Probly a manlet trying to get some good feels, but on a suicidal level at the same time.
>>714434935
the fucking worst!
>>714464676
when I forget the angle and stab myself in the head with those fucking iud's gaWWWWD that fucking hurts. but you can pretty much always find an angle where it's not an issue.
interesting fact, same girl two different IUDs one has been stabbing me from day one. the other I never noticed when fucking.
my least fave thing is finding condoms that fit well and don't push all the blood back out of my cock when worn. pretty much everything else is great asside from the fact that you can't really brag about it. because A: everyone says they have a big one. B: people think you are a fucktard when you brag about it. and C: not that bragging about it matters anyway. fucking sluts don't listen to what guys say anyway.
girls who like the big ones can tell in like 2 seconds of someone has a big cock or not. end of story.
>>714467424
different anon but i'm in pittsburgh and interested, great ass on that chick
>>714446750
Chances of you being female are about -0%
>>714433261
Edit: Pros/cons of having a 6 inch+ circ. dick (thick) and also long (am 7.75)
>pros
-easy to please girls/make them cum from penetration
-impressive
-makes her feel full, more stimulation
-every hole is a tight hole
>cons
-need to buy custom condoms (expensive)
-need to worry about tearing pussy, happens regularly
-anal takes more prep than usual
-hitting cervix (though can also be positive)
-hard to deep throat
-cant use toilet with half chub else hits bowl/water
