OK /b/... Dubs decides.
This girl from my old job bugs the shit out of me about playing an MMO with her. I'm pretty tired of it.
Dubs decides what I say. Make it relevant.
Bump
>>714433215
>Just like everything else from what I've seen
Holy shit this sounds like it's been going on for ages
You ever take it up the poop shoot while playing WoW?
>>714433509
Op here. Yes. She's been sorry for a while. But she's a bit fat, and I have a GF so I just give her the cold shoulder
"Na, actually. Sephiroth is one of my greatest fetisches"
>>714433215
If those lips were wrapped around my cock I might be more interested in FF XIV but they're not so...
>>714433215
i demand a photo of her
>>714433772
roll
>>714433772
OP HERE
Don't have any. But roll and ask for one
photo please
You ever play battletoads?
Show me your tits and I'll install it.
MMOs are boring. Get some real taste.
>>714433754
this thread caught my intertest, roll
send me a picture of your asshole and we can play some FF this weekend.
as long as you bring gorilla munch, we can hang out and play at your place
i've always had this fantasy of me having an MMO just you and me, roleplaying in my bedroom. could that be a possible thing?
>>714433772
Seconded. We have to know if it's worth fighting for here.
>>714433896
reroll
>>714433944
WINRAR
>>714433944
lol win
>>714433944
winrar
>>714433944
deliver now OP
"I've been wondering. Do you want to have a threesome with me and my GF?"
>>714434062
once she replies ask for a photo.
>>714433944
OP best fucking deliver
>>714434062
OP is not a fagget
>>714434062
>>714434139
im being serious....
>>714434139
OP is gun get layyyd
>>714434202
roll
good one OP
>>714434202
again
Show benis :3
>>714434139
Not teasing. if need be it can be a LARP where we are together on my bed battling each others clothes.
>>714434202
Roll
"I'm not teasing" + send a dick pic as well.
>>714434139
Can you handle my exotic weapon? :3
I'm bot teasing. It's been on my mind quite some time. What do you say??
>>714433976
reroll
>>714434288
WIN!
>>714434288
winrar
the old Gods want OP to get laayd
>>714434288
winrar again
>>714434202
Roll
>>714434308
rolll
>>714434303
Reroll
>>714434288
WINNAR WINNAR CHICKEN DINNAR
>>714434319
Rollin
>>714434139
my nigga.
>>714434288
WINRAR
>>714434139
I'm being silly, I'm actually a raging homo. Eww girls!
>>714434355
also win!
>>714434139
Who is teasing? Ill be Idola and you can be......Noctis????
>>714434355
Winrar
>>714434139
Tell her this MMO requires quite a bit of grinding.
im not teasing ... i just never knew how to break out of the coworker relationship
>>714433215
Say that if she wants you to play it that bad how about she pays your membership
>>714434288
Roll
>>714434303
rolling
Ask for. Her tities
>>714434399
OH SHIT SON
>>714434433
>i remember that talk we had
what aren't you telling us OP
>>714434433
Open please tell us about the talk you had
This broad has been posted before. Anon made a thread going back and forth about Hillary and Trump. Said he would vote for Hillary if she showed nudes. OLD
>>714434433
im telling you, im 100% honest if you dont want to do it then fine but dont say im not being serious because im 100% sure of what i want with you....
>>714434433
What you don't remember is how furiously that I jerked off afterwards.
>>714434433
Maybe things change. Just like a game. You know... where you're clothes fall off.
>>714434399
Ignore this weak ass shit.
>>714434433
"Yeah I know but i've been doing some thinking recently and well... I really am being serious right now" *send Dick pick*
>>714434575
roll
>>714434524
im really curious about that talk now son
>>714434433
That talk was just me beeing nervous. It's easier to say what i feel in msgs. Come play with me. I'll bring my sword to out down your shield.
>>714434288
Winner
>>714434433
I know, but I really have been thinking it through, figured it might be fun.
Time for talk is over. Now is the time for penetration
>>714434576
Viloent roll
>>714433215
She seems pretty much out for your dick, anon. She's a desperate tramp, and probably know's you've got a girlfriend. You don't have any obligation to hang out with anyone.
>>714434433
That talk was in the past! This is what I'm saying now! I want to level up with you. But my MMO requires a lot of grinding.
Send a dick pic and ask fr a picture f her tities
>>714434534
Samefagging. Yeah this is completely fake like the last thread with this slam pig.
>>714434606
Rolling
>>714434575
Reroll
>>714434606
rolling
Consider suicide, you fat virgin unemployed fuck. How many people would mourne if you died? 2? And for how long? People would forget about you within 1 week. You waste of resources. I feel sorry for your parents.
>>714434677
WINNER!!!
>>714434575
roll..
>>714434606
reroll
>>714434677
Finally
>>714434677
Winrar!
>>714434433
My life has changed since our conversation. Right now I just want to have some happiness in my life. You've been there for me...
>>714434677
Srsly that got dubs, be original next time
>>714434399
WINRAR
>>714434575
please let this win..
What was the "story" she's talking about? Spill it, OP. Don't be a faggot
>>714434677
Op, plz
oh dragon Princess, I want to rage inside you until you spit fire out of your mouth
This is fake, the pic is from that obsessive girl with the tumblr diary.
Girls name Lindsey
>>714434433
What I said back then was stupid; I'm sorry. I'm free all day if you want to come over.
OP not drlivaring
>>714434677
Sort your fuckin o key out you weeb.
>>714434677
c'mon kevin deliver
>>714434575
Roll
>>714434856
maybe she's not using her pic, how bout that?
Rerollll
If you were the final boss of this MMO it would take a few hours to slay you with my whip ;)
>>714434677
WEEW
>>714434885
I'm not a weeb, on touch screen, op better deliver mine
Stop teasing, kevin.
>>714434999
OHBABYATRIPPLE
>>714435056
Delivered yet again. Wew.
>>714435056
I hope they aren't saggy fucks
>>714435056
OP ISNT A FAGGOT
>>714435056
no wonder she wants the d. thick af
>>714435056
HAAHAHA,BTFO
>>714435056
nice, lets hope for the best
>>714435088
Dont you dare send her this
>>714435056
WEW LAD
>>714435135
They are. This is all old
>>714435056
o man this is getting saucy. im glad i decided to lurk at work
>>714435056
post reply asap
This fucking thread. Winrar
>>714435056
Damn Kevin you packin girth.
Stop teasing.
Dude your cock is massive.
Dont you fancy my thick one
>>714435252
Thank god we are all here to assist Kevin in his lovelife.
>>714435056
dude is that cock real ? haha
Kevin doesn't fuck around
>>714435330
stale 6/10 tbh
>>714435330
MADMAN
>>714435330
Come over
>>714435330
fuck yea! let's meet?
>>714435330
Winning haha this is great!
>>714435330
NOICE
>>714435331
KEK
>>714435393
roll
Why the fuck is your cock so huge god damn dude I jealous
You gotta fuck her!
>>714435330
Upload the picture
Tell you what. I'll cut the shit. You pay my membership and suck my cock, and I'll play with you.
>>714435330
Those are awesome, but I feel it's a little unfair, I have only one thing to show, where you have two. how about your sexy pussy too!?
>>714435393
win?
>>714435387
Reroll
>>714435330
So do you wanna come over ;)
So the question is yours or mine?
>>714435432
this
>>714435330
Send more dick pics. Get more boobies.
>>714435432
rolling for this
>>714435432
This
you tremendous casseroles.....
he's fucking with you. he's done this thread before. same fat tits
>>714435330
Could you please put a cucumber in the middle of your tits? Don't ask.
Ask for her spread pussy
>>714435330
Cum on your hand and ask her to send pussy pics
>>714435330
Now you gotta earn the rest!
>>714435330
ask her to send moar pics because you cant stop thinking of her
>>714435432
Rollerino
>>714435432
Roll for this
>>714435432
This.
>>714435330
FUCKING DELIVARD
>>714435533
WINRAR
>>714435432
rollin
>>714435456
roll
I can see my dick squeezed between them nice tits, let me do it?
>>714435330
>>714435422
unfortunate
>>714435533
DubDubs demand it
>>714435533
Winrar
>>714435432
rolling
>>714435432
What this ^ said.
>>714435432
roll it!
>>714435574
rolllll
>>714435533
WINROR
>>714435432
rolling!
>>714435533
This
>>714435533
WINRAR!!!
>>714435611
another winrar
Stop teasing, kevin
>>714435588
And you earned it
>>714435330
rolling
"how about we do some role playing at your place? and then i might think about buying that FF mmo"
>>714435574
again
>>714435517
I said this too, but thread's gone full retard
>>714435432
rollin!
>>714435588
double dubs
I love ur beautiful veins
>>714433729
>Fetisches
It's a fancy fetish. You wrap your dick in gold leaf before jacking off into a silk hankee
>>714435619
We need more.
>>714435574
rollll
Get her round your place Kevin, pics or it didn't happen
>>714435533
This is a cosmic event. All planets aligned so that OP gets laid.
I think you've earned feeling my cock inside you...
>>714435689
double double dubz
>>714435704
continue please
>>714435574
this
>>714435056
Op hung af
is this girl hotter than your gf OP?
>>714435677
Dubtrain!
>>714435574
let it win now
>>714435686
Said the same but you know /b
Stop teasing, kevin.
>>714435755
WWIN BLEAT
>>714435432
roll
>>714435804
nope sorry..
Op is a legend.
>>714435838
then come over ffs!!!
>>714435838
fukin disgusting.
>>714435838
That's gross and no one commented that.
>>714435619
The only thing i want to hit is that pussy of yours.
>>714435838
you didn't cum on your hand. OP you faggot
>>714435838
wanna slay that piece of dragonmeat
>>714435838
OP is winning in all aspects
>>714435838
You didn't cum on your hand and send pics faggot
Kek
>>714435900
DONT POST THIS SHIT
>>714435895
roll for this
>fukin disgusting.
>>714435900
KEK
>>714435838
blown out tire/10
>>714435838
Damn, son, you didn't need our help at all!
>>714435838
Yeah, I know how much you've been lusting after me. Are you gonna be my little slut? Gonna ride my cock all night? You gotta tell me how much you want me, and send some videos too while you're at it.
this thread is too good.
>>714435838
Abort. Disgusting.
>>714435917
this
>>714435895
ROLLING HARD
GET OP LAID AGAIN
>>714435838
Yes, and if you are down with it just being sex I can give you something better than a MMO to play with.
Stop teasing, kevin.
New forced meme
Kevin is king of b
her face is fucked tho ... ( 0.O )
>>714434588
dubs trumps dubs
>>714435964
roll
>>714435838
ask for more tits cause the pussy is rancid
>>714433215
Well what do you know. OP is a legend. Now go fuck that bitch.
>>714435950
roll
Nah nvm jk lul
>>714435944
Dubdub
Say, "Jesus Christ I meant your cat, not your roast beef!"
>>714435999
wasted trips
>>714435900
WINNER!
>roundofapplause.gif
>>714436022
WINNER
My place is all set up and ready if you want it now? ; ) I've even got my sisters box of special toys out to use on you if you come now ;)
>>714435964
Rolling
Bent over honey
Grats OP
>>714436022
winrar
What's wrong with it ?
>>714435838
Kevin, ask her to stick a finger up there and send pics
>>714435900
top kek
Post full pics!!
>>714436067
>>714436067
LOL, this poor bitch.
>>714436077
WIN fucking RAR
>>714436067
i want you so bad.. can we please fuck?!
My cock is the mmo I want you to play with.
>>714436095
her eyes... different zip codes
...sharpie...in pooper?
>>714436067
hahah maybe I should re-install xiv and send her a message
Not OP and not a fucking white knight.
>>714436067
Fuckin' Lalafell. 2/10 Boner killed.
>>714436152
rollllll
i need to see your butthole to cum, with or without finger inserted...you choose.
>>714436067
I'm thinking a little XIV each month and a little SEX each week. Good?
>>714436061
This!
Lets fuck
>>714436067
dude this shit is fucking god tier funny.
Willing to pay to play an MMO and she just wants dick.. that's a terrible loneliness
>>714436061
Fuck the smileys, never smileys.
>>714436067
Well I'M going to the store to buy a paper bag to put over your head first
>>714436184
A what???
>>714436067
Well shit, girl, it ain't going NOWHERE until you pick a better fucking name than "Chichimu Chimu"! I was willing to overlook your roast beef pic but you better have a second character.
>>714436022
Winrar!
Take my dong, shrek.
>>714436196
FUCKING THIS
Edge of my seat here lads
>>714436067
When you do I'll give you the ol' lickaroo.
Now show me with two fingers inside.
Do as your Elf lord commands.
>>714436067
Its going deep inside your sloppy little pussy. That intimate enough for you?
>>714436067
Poor gril...
Image unrelated.
>>714436235
Rolling
>>714436243
Roll
My sides
>>714436255
fuck you
Tell her to spread her pussy open
>>714436067
I feel bad for this girl, she seems to really like you
My final fantasy is fucking your asshole while you level up my character.
If you let me hit it raw I'll be yours forever
>>714436170
rolling for this, sharpie in the pooper would be neat.
>>714436258
Re roll this
>>714436067
Maybe if your pussy didnt look like an airplane flew through it I'd be down...
>>714436300
>>714436300
Well fuck you too!
>>714435330
I've seen worse titties.
Fake and gay. Stale pasta
it's going all over your face after you gobble this dick
>>714436067
I have a leash and a whip for you. I will make you my MMO mount
Roll for, "I'm sorry the commercial was one thing but going to Arby's and eating their roast beef is completely different."
>>714436311
DUBS!!!
Post her the link of this thread
>>714436300
Double dubs
>>714436322
lelelelelel
>>714436196
rolllllll
>>714436311
>>714436311
Buhahahahaha. She'd do it, too.
send her link to this thread
>>714436350
FFXIV just came out last week.
How the fuck is this stale pasta??
Nice clitoris baby doll.
>>714436377
WINRAR
this is leading to me slayin' that pussy asap, how soon can u come over?
Tell her to spread her pussy open wide
>>714436049
Roll
>>714436402
15?
>>714436215
funny at first but just cruel now that we she how pathetically lonely she is...
>>714436394
Someone said it.
TIME TO ROLL TO RUIN THIS
>>714436377
WINNER!!!!
>>714436243
Roll for this
op i will be back in 5 mins. Mods better not fucking purge.
Ask what's the toy she uses when she thinks of you.
You might need to ask your friends what I've sent them.... the chances are they are going to think your kitty is like a train wreck
>>714436311
gogo
TELL her to come over as soon as she can and then post pics of you fucking
>>714436311
oh hell, that's not even fair
>>714435056
You know where this is going. I love you. I know I've been cold to you for so long, but I just can't stand it anymore. Will you.... Suck my dick?
>>714436394
>>714436394
She'd probably kill herself.
posting in epic bread
>>714436433
holy fuck did I seriously roll dubs ROFL
>>714436322
No jokes this is the second time today I've posted lickaroo and it's been a winrar pic related earlier thread
>>714436377
>>714436196
WIN.rar
Kevin we waitin over here nigga
this is the best thread i've seen all week.
>>714436402
It was xv
>>714436471
OP return
>>714435838
Seen worse pussy too. Fuck&forget/10
>>714436471
Op gotta fap
Tell her to spread her pussy way open
>>714436471
Kevin, such a tease.
>>714436269
Winner winner chicken fucking dinner!
>>714436496
it wasn't funny either time
Galkaan sausage. Can I have it?
>>714433215
I've seen that face before, anon. On x-hampster. You're LARPing and fooling all of /b/ in the process.
FAKE AND GAY!! YOUVE ALL BEEN DUPED!!
>>714436496
What app are you using ?
>>714436566
>>714436566
You want Laura to come, too?
>>714436566
DAMN OP HAS A SIDE BITCH
>>714436566
New thread?
Forget Laura, I want you baby...
>>714435808
How come he managed to put the right wording in the text from this thread dubs? Photoshop ? I do believe you that it am old thread although haven't seen it before, but have seen people flooding reposts as if it was a new thread on a countless occasions, it does make one wonder, how often are they on here and how many new faces everyday ?
Oooooo
>>714436566
the sex is with her, not with you you ugly cunt
>>714435838
Eww!
>>714436604
Roll
>>714436566
What the fuck about her? I'm over that shit.
>>714436566
Laura's pussy doesn't look as sweet as yours.
>>714436566
what about her?
Im craving you send more
>>714436394
reroll
>>714436608
op has a gf just like he stated earlier.
fake and fucking gay you stupid niggers
>>714436566
>>714436566
i can fuck her too
Quads
>>714436566
>>714436566
Let's just get nasty for a while, then bring her in for some three way
This thread is epic but I feel slightly bad for the girl. She seems so insecure
If dubs post link to thread for chaos and total meltdown
>>714436633
>>714436633
Ut oh ... get that suicide hotline number ready for her.
>>714436633
winrar
>>714436566
Things are rough with her at the moment... but I want things to be rougher with you
>>714436566
What about Laura? You get 3 companions if FFXV and I won't settle for less!
>>714436633
brutal winrar
>>714436664
So close.
>>714436566
Laura can't compare to your beautiful mammaries, so get over here and we'll create some beautiful memories.
Also send another pic
>>714436600
Double dubs... I've only heard legends...
>>714436650
roll
We can threesome if you want
Overchan. >>714436603
>>714436566
She doesn't let me fuck as often
>>714436604
OP HERE
Laura is my GF
>>714436566
Laura doesn't have to know about my big dick destroying your roast beef hole
>>714435330
>>714436677
OP!
>>714436604
Roll, mang this topic is legend.
>>714436633
sweet fucking christ that's brutal
>>714435838
>>714436604
Rolling for this
>>714436686
ROLLLLLLL
>>714436633
deliver you OP
Look, I love you, forget about Laura. Let's have sex tonight. I'm not taking NO for an answer.
>>714436761
no shit
>>714436777
trips checked
>>714436768
Rollin
>>714436604
This