Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Mfw these threads are dropping like flies
CLaim
Mfw mods ban these cancerous threads
カラミチーマス
Mfw shitposter-kun is here now often than some posters
Your persistance is commendable.
>>714414319
I wasn't here all last week. I don't do this on my weeks off
Mfw shitposter-kun probably posts more than I do
Haha how the fuck is cyber bullying blah blah blah
claim
mfw aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bump
Smells like enemies burning.
>>714417124
Faggot
>>714416717
Whatcha doing?
>>714414012
>
>>714417289
Huh
>>714417124
Edgy
>>714417377
Listening to music, waiting for next class to start.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=JSgPtR9gpNc
>>714414657
BTFO
>>714417451
Your edgy.
>>714417451
I've just been sitting in here all day waiting to go to therapy in less than an hour
>>714417633
how crazy are you?
>>714417750
S A d
A
d
>>714417633
good luck
>>714417834
how sad? why? need a hug?
>>714417543
Nuh uh
>you're
Ftfy
>>714417633
Good luck
>>714418001
I answer for other people sometimes because am lonely
sorry
>>714418016
Your bad.
>>714418068
so you need a hug too?
why are you lonely?
wanna play a game?
>>714418131
No, games make me upset
>>714417750
I'm not
>>714418016
Thanks
>>714418172
why? rage? dizzy?
>>714418233
then what is wrong with you if anything?
I'd like to know if that is ok
>>714418289
Inadequacy that leads to rage
>>714418364
isn't that normal?
>>714418439
I guess
>>714418116
Subjectively
>>714418816
Naturally.
Not the left part of the brain is responsible for the logical thinking and language.
The dominant part of the brain is.
This common misconceptioin is due to the massive amounts of people who's right brain is the dominant one.
95% of all right handed peoples have the left side of their brain as the dominant one
75% of all left handed people have the left side of their brain as the dominant one
>>714418289
Depression and dependent personality disorder
>>714418995
the second bit sounds cute
>>714419063
It isn't. Dependant people are actually dependant on positive words. They can't properly function without reassurement.
They also tend to jump from one relationship to another, but that's different for everyone
>>714419136
I don't know if those online tests mean shit, but I'm in the red for dependant and avoidant, all good for all the others. The (you) meme is real and it burns.
Here
>>714419136
well that sucks then
hope that anon is not like that and finds a way out of both those things
>>714419267
>>714419267
>>714419267
I like (You)s but don't
Habituation is, like the name suggests, getting used to new stimuli.
For example if a cat sees a car for the first time passing it, it will most likely panic since it's loud and fast.
The more often and regulary a car passes, the cat will cease to panic after a time.
That phenomen is called Hibtuation
>>714419267
It highly depends on the test, but usually they are not good.
>>714419306
I hope so too
>>714419400
I-I like y-you
>>714419417
what anime is that chick from?
>>714419400
I hate everything but I love you.
>>714418883
Artificially
>>714419439
That's not what I said
>>714419548
Superfluously.
>>714419584
I-I'm sorry then
>>714419590
Minimally
>>714419670
I don't know who you are
Imprinting works only for a small amount of animals. For example, the first person or life form a duckling sees, becomes their mother. They will follow it everywhere.
Imprinting only works during a set amount of time, usually after hatching and in the child phase.
Imprinting is irreversible
Imprinting does not rever to an individual stimuli but to a stimulus class.
The only thing that is imprinted is a certail reaction, for example a role allocation (parents, gender roles)
Imprinting can occur even when the imprinted behavrio has not yet shown (Singing, Sexual behavior)
>>714419491
From the game undertale
>>714419700
Purposely.
>>714419063
I lost my friends because of this
I can't go without talking to someone and people tend to not like that
>>714419670
>>714419732
Boring conversation.
>>714419732
t-that is fine then
>>714419740
never played it
>>714419791
people tend not to like you talking to them or others?
>>714419807
Who.R.U?
>>714419770
Figuratively
>>714419898
Pots backwards
>>714419962
Obligatory.
>>714419859
They told me I was too attached to them
Classical conditioning is easy
The prime example would be pavlovs dog
Unconditioned Stimulus = getting food
Unconditioned Reaction = droll when see food
Conditioned Stimulus = Ring a bell before food
Conditioned Reaction = Droll when bell rings
It takes time before the conditioned reaction is shown. The more constant you ring the bell, the more likely the conditioned Stimulus shows
>>714419859
As long as you don't get into the fanbase it's a nice game
>>714419936
j-just a fan if I d-dare say
>>714419995
Retroactively
>>714420033
isn't that a good thing then?
I only got one friend the rest are just people I barely know
>>714420057
aren't you a fan then?
>>714420161
Exploratively.
>>714420228
Depressingly
>>714420163
I would think so
That's why I come here so I can talk to people since I don't have anybody else
"Instrumental" Conditioning or "Success Learning" (strange names when translating...)
Behavior changes with the consequence it triggers.
A prime example would be the rocky experiment or the bobo puppet experiment.
Kids are shown how another kid misuses a puppet (rocky)
The video has three endings
The kid gets rewarded
The kid gets punished
Nothing happens to the kid
The Kids who watched the film then were put in a room with the puppet.
The Kids who saw the kid in the film get rewarded were more likely to copy the behavior of that kid.
Instrumental conditioning in short: You like the behavior of the kid, you reward it. The kid is more likely to repeat the behavior.
You don't like the behavior of the kid? You punish it. It will more likely no repeat the behavior
>>714420163
It's not a good thing for him, he's actually dependant on those people. Like, always wanting to know what they are doing, copying it, seeking reassurement and attention. In an extreme way.
>Aren't you a fan
Yes, I am. But I dislike the fanbase.
>>714420355
I.. Fuck.
>>714420429
Hmm?
Sachii's dead. I just... Fuck
>>714420606
Mmh.
>>714420648
too soon
There are rules to meaningful punishment.
A punishment has to be
unpleasant, fast and short
right after the undesired behavior
as intense as the behavior was (you don't shot cannons at ants)
it has to be seen as natural consequence to their behavior
it has to refer to the behavior and not to the personality
the punishment has to refer to only the current situation
punishment should not deliver physical pain
there should be an alternative behavior for it
>>714420057
Hmm... can I use this technique to stop fapping to chara all the time?
>>714420409
I'm sure you have a friend or two near by
and there is a lot of nice people here too
and lots of assholes too
>>714420416
how is that a bad thing? at least he cares for others
people are shit now
>>714420717
No?
>>714420841
I'm not sure why a conditioned stimulus would stop you from fapping
>>714420909
It's a bad thing for him. He can't function without someone else.
I didn't read up that much on dependant personality disorder yet, but I imagine he suffers from it.
Every time some stops hanging out with him it's like your love just introduces you to her new boyfriend
But you could always ask haruhi himself.
>>714421037
Sure.
>>714420093
I don't recommend that
>>714421140
;--;
>>714421282
:;-;:
>>714421108
maybe he's not that deep into that?
if he's around 19 then I'm sure he can fix that
>>714421360
w-why ;--;
>>714421465
am bite u lightly :;-;:
Motoric learning
Through constant repetition you get faster at a certain action.
Basically muscle memory
It can be distinguished in following phases:
Mental Preparing
Chainingphase: Motoric units get chained together so they can be made one after another.
Auto Phase: The Actions already work without conscious controll
Scheming Phase: When the actions are completely automatic, they can be adjusted
>>714421447
It can always be fixed with counseling.
He's taking meds, those are making the symptoms less severe. Now he should take part in a behavio therapy as those have the highest chance of success with 40-70% success rate after 40 units...
yeah, it takes that long to unlearn and relearn something
>>714421580
I-I'd like that
>>714421674
-noms-
>>714421616
he can do it then
and I know it'll take long to unlearn and relearn. lost a few memories myself and I don't recall much of what people remember of me
>>714421756
c-can you l-lick too?
>>714421841
am spider but ok
>>714421770
Of course, I'm sure he can do it too. In fact, I'm hoping he does it. He's a nice person and I don't want to see him suffering.
>>714421889
s-spooky spider?
>>714421905
yea he's pretty nice, also some that no longer post wonder what happened here
>>714422035
would be goal yes
>>714422097
w-why spooky spider?
>>714422140
to scare angery cat away
layman psychology contains a lot of every day experience which subjectively works very well.
If those layman psychology matches with scientific insights, we are talking about "Popular Psychology"
Science refutes "common sense" most of the time and there is the danger of the "I knew it all along" effect
>>714422073
Life most likely happened. Found something different, etc
>>714422212
b-but cats are c-cute
>>714420909
I wish I did but I just have to rely on people online
>>714422340
yes but if scare am can live happy with cat
That's not me
>>714422453
Hey newfag
>>714422291
guess you are right, hope they do well
>>714422375
that is fine too , most are nice and you can meet great people sometimes
>>714422453
I yes know good dw we ok
>>714422432
c-cats eat spiders
>>714422453
;__;
>>714422639
so make cat scare and no eatings
>>714422743
;__;
History of Psychology in a nutsell
1590 Psychology was first mentioned as a latin book title
1859 Darwin's Evolutioin theory also counts as a milestone for psychology
1879 the first institut for experimental psychology was built in Germany, Leipzig from Wundt Wilhelm
1894 Dilthey Wilhelm discerns between natural science psychology and humanities psychology (stupid translation words)
1900 FREUD Siegmund
Psychoanalysis
1913 WATSON John
Behaviorism
1914 STERN William -> IQ
1922 Bühler Karl: Methodical pluralism.
1923 Bühler Charlotte: Psychodiagnostic - Development Psychology
~1930 Skinner Burrhus Frederic Behavioral therapy, conditioning
1943 Maslow Abraham Maslows Pyramid of needs
>>714422554
I'm sure most of them do, don't worry
threads deader than my hopes and dreams xD
These are the gayest threads in the world
>>714422916
;_; why you do this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY
1943 Rohracher Hubert: Brainstudies
1951 Rogers Carl: Client - Centered Therapy
1960 cognitive turnaround (no one liked behaviorism)
1972 Holzklamp Klaus: Critical Psychology (objectivity is impossible
1960 - 1980 statistical supported empiric Psychology
1970 - 2000 Expansion of the natural science psychology in vienna
1962 Bayr - Klimpfinger Sylvia: Kids and youth psychology
1972 Guttmann Giselher: Biological Psychology
>>714423309
Did you just
>>714423658
forgot pic, fucking hell
>>714423658
yep
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ly3NNdeSjZ0
The probability that you become schizophrenic in the course of your whole life is 0,08%
>>714423744
The thought that someone just referenced undertale fills me with determination
>>714424033
wait what undertale?
i totally did reference that yeah
Schizophrenia proceeds in batches. symptoms are: Hallucination, thought disorders, becoming less emotional, Powerless, unmotivaed, attention and sommunication disorder
>>714424151
god damn, well then let me enlighten you why I thought you did reference it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz82xbLvK_k
the ass was fat
>>714424472
>>714424567
ass
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714424718
>>714422554
Yeah I just miss one of my friends from here
>>714424893
this is very nice
>>714424930
I like your personality type
Also good morning /waifu/
cut me yuno
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4
>>714425102
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
>>714425445
I own the same keyboard
:(
fucking hell, I'm trying to study here reeeeeee
>>714425395
Stop making me boner i just finished fapping
>>714425429
Yui is a cute
>>714424930
miss some posters too
I want Sachi back
Marvis Hetherington talks about a "destructive potential" when it comes to divorce with kids. But: The consequences are mainly short term. The majority of divorce families (75%) suceeds in the adaption of the new situation good.
Judith S. Wallerstein
Judith talks about anxietis and concern kids from divorce families have, which kids from not divorced families don't have. Kids from a divorce family take the Example from the relationship of their parents with them in their own later relationship. Those children often choose the wrong partner and have problems to even let themself in a relationship
well then, see ya waifu, I ahve an exam
>>714425929
buttplug wagon?
>>714425613
>>714425929
I do too.
I'm sorry.
>>714426393
based
>>714426519
>>714425929
>>714426463
Dont shed a tear for that idiot. He betrayed us. We were his friends we would have done anything for him had he asked and instead he an heros and disappears from our lives. He made his choice and he's gone. Fuck him
>>714426463
Not your fault...
>>714426660
no fucking way he did that
fuck you man
>>714426628
This artist is nice
>>714426859
Fuck you and fuck sachi. Even if he is still alive he's a bastard who just jumped ship.
>>714426953
fuck off nigger he was a cool poster unlike most fuckers
>>714426946
ye
>>714427024
He was until ge fucking fucked off and left everyone
Sachii was alright for his first two months
>>714427052
Who is that artist
>>714426673
People tell me that, but I can't help but think that if I weren't involved Chen's and Mai's words wouldn't have hit him home so hard. I softened him up.
>>714426660
I don't want to believe that he could do that. I get what you say, but I just want him to come back, I don't care that he left or anything.
i enjoy repetition
>>714427201
no idea
>>714427223
If he came back id tell him fuck you, punch him in the face, then hug him forever
>>714427531
no one has id steam id or something?
>>714427361
Shit
>>714427757
I think klonata does but he said it has shown no activity
:O
>>714425196
Thank you
>>714425749
Yeah I just want Kurome to come back
>>714427829
>>714427833
dam
>>714427901
he was cool too also that kagami anon and mizore
>>714427962
That one is really good
>>714427901
Be my dependant
>>714427833
Tfw sachi actually an hero'd
>>714428148
>>714425196
Good afternoon
>>714428407
Good evening
This thread gave me cancer.
>>714428364
Wouldn't be the first time a /waifu/ poster dies.
>>714428477
Good afternoon
>>714428364
fuck you
>>714428364
I wish i could
Hello
Beer or no beer?
>>714428515
Neat
>>714428558
It would be the first time alot of us have been here for it
>>714428584
Good night
>>714428750
Good afternoon
>>714428606
Fuck sachi for leaving. Fuck him harder id he an hero'd.
>>714428395
>>714428739
Beer taste like pee
>no beer
>whiskey
>>714428739
beeeeer
>>714427223
Being kind to people isn't something you should feel bad about
>>714428828
>>714428855
Im too young for whiskey
>>714428861
Maybe I should go buy some
>>714429017
Vodka?
>>714429017
go go go !
>>714428892
Left
>>714429059
Im 19 so I cant buy booze even if I wanted
>>714429082
brb
>>714429113
too lewd lets keep it classy
>>714428092
I'll ask klonata for it when he gets on tonight. I might have to go on a search.
>>714428364
Surely someone would stumble upon him if he did, someone would surely show some activity online.
>>714428887
I guess.
>>714429185
how the fuck can you buy beer then ?
>>714429195
Ok
>>714429285
Not really
>oh my son killed himself
>better go online and tell all of his weird friends
>>714429285
good hope he is somewhere
>>714429313
>>714429405
fuck off chen
>>714429518
>>714429606
Not chen
>>714428092
Kurome is the reason I come here every day
>>714428242
If you're asking to be my friend you can be
>>714429893
Yay. Ima call you kuro tho
>>714429833
>>714429893
I'd like to be your friend
>>714430662
What's with this excessive lewd posting?
>>714430835
>>714430850
shh don't fight it , let me take your clothes off
>>714430430
Why
I'm Haruhi
>>714430900
ugh, fine, but only the belly button
>>714430900
>>714430850
>>714429082
Now Im happy again
>>714429307
Because im over 18 ?
>>714431142
the lewds are nice tho
>>714430922
Oh fine haru it is
>>714431142
Cute
>>714430976
that is fine I can lick it too
>>714431003
>>714431383
>>714431383
>>714431003
3lewd5me
>>714431270
Too lewd for me
>>714431363
yes~
>>714431442
It's my purple haired friend here
Lewdest I am getting.
>>714431536
>>714431523
nibble on it and kiss it and poke it with my tongue
>>714431709
>>714431336
Thanks!
What about you?
>>714431745
Not gonna happen, I don't have any more lewds
>>714431745
I must go
These threads are finally dying. You neckbeards even got banned earlier. The cleansing is afoot.
>>714431924
>the cleansing is awoo?
Thread is over 4 hours old
>>714431872
not with that attitude
>>714431910
godspeed
>>714431924
>doesn't know the life cycle of waifu threads
>le epic cleansing is afoot
Keep on dreaming and being mad
>>714432042
We had older threads, it's nothing new, really. Woke up to a thread being 6 hours old
>>714432042
>filename
>probably hasn't seen generals
summer
>>714432311
>defending your autistic virginity protection center
>>714432414
>defending your autistic virginity protection center
>muh \B\
you are that retarded
>>714432042
Well, there is another circle jerk where it takes about 2 weeks to get 400 replies.
This is nice and fast.
>>714432541
>he's this mad someone isn't following the rules of his virginity defense zone
>>714432414
I fail to see your point here. You telling me /b/ is something else besides an autistic virginity protection center?
>>714432103
I really don't have any more lewds
>>714432684
>so mad you post on a thread you dislike having the tools to filter them out
>hasn't even read the rules or faq
that is real autism.
>>714432703
get some ~
>>714432861
Wait, are you saying that if I see a post I don't like, I could just ignore it, and by not doing so im austistic? Hmm. Remind me of someone else. I'll let you sit on this one for a moment
>inb4 he keeps replying
This is the real autism
>>714432973
>even saves images to shitpost
>>714432888
>trips probably demand it
just... this one
>>714432973
Yeah, that was his point.
>this is the real autism
It isn't. It's a friendly advice to make your life more enjoyable
>>714432973
you fail so bad its cringy
>>714431793
Tali is fine
>>714433056
>saves images of obscure Japanese cartoon character to claim as his wife
>>714433080
>>714433085
>replying to a post you don't like
Autists
>>714433080
that is a good one
:-DD
>>714433206
>post =thread
neck self child
>>714433162
>every image is a waifu
this should be a ylyl thread
>>714433206
Why do you assume I don't like your post? I think a discussion with you is going to be entertaining and amusing.
Do you want to tell me that is autism too?
>>714433340
It should. I'm sure if girls your age knew you participated in this autism they would be laughing till they're weak.
>my dogs face when he's 3 and has already gotten more pussy during an afternoon walk fucking the neigbors dog than you man babies have ever/will ever get in your entire lives
>>714433489
and I bet you'll get some pussy by shitposting in places you dislike and giving others life advices
can i post my daddy's pic ?
even if he's dead ?
>actual Waifu claimer from a few weeks back
Post YFW you realize if your cartoon wife was real she wouldn't want anything to do with your ugly ass or the roach infested basement your mom contains you in
>>714433629
I mean I've been dating the same girl since 2014 she doesn't care about this I do it when I'm with her. Go back to rubbing your absurdly tiny penis on your crusty body pillow and get back to me
>>714433835
>implying she actually knows
maybe she does since she does part of the typing too
Just think, there are angry neckbeards using their fat, greasy, cheeto stained fingers to type up a butt hurt response to me as I type this.
>>714433229
Thank you~ If you get another trips, I'll look for another lewd
>>714434025
>Whole thread is bored to death
>Threads alive for 4 hours straight because no discussion topic
>shitposter comes in
I'm actually sure that we're quite thankful for your appearance. You're a nice change of pace
>>714433991
I do this on my phone while we are laying down sometimes. I know it's hard to imagine such things because you sleep next to a semen blasted pillow with a cartoon character printed on it and you've never been on a date or had a girlfriend but it's not how your lonely mind images it to be.
>>714434147
>phone filename
:^) nice try
>so mad and triggered by a thread you follow it and spend time cropping screenshots
totally not autistic
>>714434316
>being so outrageously autistic that you ACTUALLY care and think it makes a difference if someone is posting on 4chan using a phone or a computer
Kek, some people have social lives and relationships and have an actual use for a phone, now go back to cumming to Chinese cartoon characters all over your gaming computer mom bought you, greasy ass virgin man baby
>>714434124
Oh boy a Chara lewd
>>714433080
Oh, not even a trap. Am disappointed
>>714434415
ignore the rest no problem
>social life
>spends time on waifu
10/10
>>714434124
you can post as many as you like
>>714434509
>implying I don't do this during down time at work
Welcome back, Axeman-kun
>>714434584
>triggered at work
10/10
>>714434584
[insert smug anime girl(male)]
>>714434584
>implying you didnt take a pic of yourself and your black friend at work
>>714434695
You're the one who isn't triggered because your big bad bully isn't following the autistic rules of your cartoon wife claiming thread
>>714434758
>implying that wasn't a pic I saved on my snapchat
I know you ugly fucks don't have social media so you don't understand how it works but god damn
>>714434786
>big bad bully
do you get off on complimenting yourself or something?
>>714434415
Phoneposters are cancer though.
>>714434786
sure thing pal that is the problem here and not you filtering something you can easly hide from your precious \B\
As soon as I join these threads, I get all the (you)s. Funny how no matter what you say, I still win. You're letting me do what I came for, distracting y'all and dismantling these cancerous threads. Bravo
>>714434786
>see thread I hate
>follow it
>post on it on how great my life is
fuck it better post on it and make take a few screen caps to edit later at work from my mobile decive
>>714434855
I can imagine that conversation
>hold still bro
>I want to show your face to a bunch of randoms on the internet
>>714434855
>doesn't even lift
gitgud
>>714435025
kek
