Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>714384483
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Rule that no one will notice
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rei
taiga Claimed.
still here
![785481127dfb5eecc8be363f33f42317[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ea5N22h.png "785481127dfb5eecc8be363f33f42317[1].png")
>>714403307
Yeah, it went a lot smoother today than usual. What about you, how was your day
>>714403559
good to hear. Well cement was out down outside my house then i slept then had a few hours to my self and well here i am
Good morning
>>714403437
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>714403437
That doesn't look appealing at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azHpisVO3Ho
>>714403684
morning
>>714403645
Sounds like a good day.
>>714403684
Good morning Haruhi.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714404398
it was ok just a bit lonely
![47e44bbbeefc332bc23c1b390fb2c3ae[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NYAdYqm.png "47e44bbbeefc332bc23c1b390fb2c3ae[1].png")
>>714403902
crave dog vagina 24 hours a day
>>714404024
Yes it does unless you're gay
>>714404140
is she trying to suck her dick in that picture?
>>714404596
I am gay.
But surely there's more aesthetically pleasing porn of her out there
Claiming this chart.
Alice2
CLAIMED
>>714404699
stretching is a thing
>>714404781
be careful, nigga
Actually fuck that, claiming this
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6oOQ0nw.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>714404744
That's top of the line dude.
I wish I could split into 2 people so I could DP my bitches. Maybe a male dog to share in the fun?
I just finished applying more first aid to my dick. This little tear on the bottom has been bothering me for a day or two.
Too much powerfucking into my golden.
>>714404920
I meant the chart itself
>>714404538
I know that feel.
>>714405115
thats ok everyone does
>>714404781
>INCEST
I forgot about that chart.
>>714404838
Stretching in that way can only lead to one thing...
>>714404979
That sounds weird.
I don't know how safe it is to indulge in beastality with a teared dick.
>>714405294
there was no incest in that show sadly
>>714404781
>find boku no pico on that chart
>waifu
Every time I look at that chart I find something new that's hilarious
>>714405294
I kek at shit console.
>>714405306
feeling less kinked up
![8d6b84d2bf4165093c6ebb0aa595cba9[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aZTq43F.jpg "8d6b84d2bf4165093c6ebb0aa595cba9[2].jpg")
>>714405309
Fairly safe and you don't feel it during, but you do feel it after. It feels a lot better now with the hydrogen peroxide.
My dick occasionally requires first aid after the sex sessions I have on a daily basis. Been doing it much more often all of a sudden so I guess my dick needs to get used to the extra roughing up.
>>714405530
You were kinked up? What kind of kinks do you have? I thought you were strictly vanilla.
>>714405530
u literally respond in a sentence or usually less than that.
tomoko smells like shit as well.
Oh(You)
>>714404781
> Has more debt than greese
Kek.
>>714405256
Yeah, luckily places like this helps.
>>714405348
The anime was okay, it's good if you're just watching it for a filler, which is basically what actually happened to parts of the story.
>>714405512
I'm confused about what you mean by that
>>714405781
Rabbot
She's almost here.
Have you ever read a post on /b/ and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it
>>714404781
I've seen this chart a good amount of times, only just now noticed Shiro.
>>714405835
Thats good news
>>714405594
i meant your back feels more flexible and my interests are my own
>>714405755
well you dont seem to talk to me so it doesnt matter to you and she bathes on the daily,
>>714405794
yeah and nice anons like you especially
>>714405825
i wanted to see insect and teh show was a cock tease. anyone making it knew this and is therfore scum. tricking people to watch this shit and never delivering. False advertising.
>>714405781
Oh hi you.
>>714406024
>insect
wut
>>714406024
>I wanted to see insect
>>714405835
Don't fuck her up too bad.
>>714405825
Kirirkiri
>>714406057
Wuddup
>>714405988
you dont know that. she is dirty which is gross and her hair is unkempt.
>>714405825
Hyperdimension neptunia is on ps3/4
>SHIT CONSOLE
>>714406024
I really want to make fun of you but I'm laughing too hard
>>714406213
Want the literal or figurative answer?
>>714405973
>>714406200
Within two weeks, Hopefully.
>>714406213
Fake ass rabbit.
>>714406242
we all make mistakes incest* happy?
>>714406331
We all make misteaks
>>714405794
Hi Hanako.
>>714405988
Aww thanks. Your are nice to talk to as well.
>>714406213
Alilililice
>>714406226
I didn't look hard enough to find it, oh well.
>>714406331
I was happy before, but it's okay, I forgive you
I'll take both
>>714406314
Wanna fight nigga
>>714406439
Hi Shiro.
>>714406505
ceiling
Not much, finishing useless assignments.
>>714406220
i dont know you but i dont care what some random says over the internet. there has been one time where she wasnt clean and was filthy i will give you that but even in the mango she takes them enough to make it appear like a daily thing, hairstyles are hard but the girl who doesnt wear makeup not caring about her hairstyle isnt shocking
>>714406458
not as nice as you in my bed
>>714406480
never responded to my complaints tho. because u know what i said is the truth.
>>714406628
u def care what all of us think because u literally responded for an hour when some fag was ERPing you. Magma is for fags. only anime counts dude, and unfortunately for you watamote sucked so much dick nobody even wanted a second season.
>>714406505
You aint OG bun nigger.
I is.
>>714406539
What're you up to?
![71825e04c108f7a0603353c4c27567c6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UowWwUO.jpg "71825e04c108f7a0603353c4c27567c6[1].png")
>>714405988
I see. How'd you hurt your back?
>>714406752
no i dont care what you think about the way i type and besides I usually talk to everyone who bothers to write to me. people want a second season and the mango counts it goes for much longer as well.
>>714406960
no i meant the picture of her stretching
>>714406756
Here comes the elitism.
>>714406628
Can't argue with that. I'll be able to keep you toasty warm, among other things.
>>714406902
Just hanging out here, gonna go to bed soon. How about you?
>>714407237
I want to drag my tongue against her crispy skin.
>>714407064
? if people wanted a second season there would be one. There wasnt even a story to end in season One. And nobody wants to read some fan fiction that wasnt even created by the original creator. SOrry to apear rude but someone had to red pill you.
>>714407237
that would be nice its been getting cold here
>>714407282
maybe but the mango is still going strong and it isnt fan fiction
>>714407237
Just woke up an hour ago. Have to go to school soon. Passing the time with various things.
>>714407353
if its not the original creator its fan fic period. and people wanted season 2 of Konosuba they got it. People wanted haikyuu psycho pass SAO ect. all the animes deserving of a season 2 get them. $$$ speaks louder tahn words.
>>714407714
You even speakin english there mate?
>>714403334
I gotta wonder. What would happen to me If ai claimed a waifu like you guys? Would I be stuck in this threads as well?
>>714407880
Pretty much nailed it. Don't.
>>714407714
im pretty sure its the same 2 guys still make it
>>714407274
Lewd.
>>714407353
Same here. but speaking of which , it's time i head to sleep now. Goodnight Tomo.
>>714407371
School huh, that sounds like a drag~. Anyway i'm heading to sleep now, G'night Shiro.
>>714408127
Fuck forgot pic.
>>714408127
It is.
Sleep nicely.
>>714407941
One day I might join. But if I get dubs I'll join today.
>>714408198
Missed that fucking bullet.
>>714408127
night
>>714408269
Lucky.
Does suicide hurt?
Clain
>>714408537
HUR DURR RED HAIR. gross
>>714408570
Ok. Lets see your waifu then
>>714408570
Found the strawberry blonde faggot.
![18a29b17371ddd04f8d1b30ec41c3bc1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vt2Js0K.jpg "18a29b17371ddd04f8d1b30ec41c3bc1[1].png")
>>714408532
I wanna know this too
>>714408787
Try it out, come back and tell me!
>>714408532
>>714408787
Depends how you do it. Shooting yourself or jumping off a building would hurt, but some other methods don't
>>714408780
I used to think you were kinda chill but posting this proves you're just mentally ill
I hope your brother keeps harassing you when your disability and you'll never get a job
>>714408639
no flaws.
>>714408532
Depends on the method that you use and how effectively you can do it.
Something like drinking bleach or setting yourself on fire are some of the worst ways you could die period.
>>714408888
damn went in on him ay?
>>714406480
Toppest of tiers
>>714408882
Pretty sure hanging yourself hurts as well
![48e347cabd9a3b4913a11835e1ade5b2[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/2vEw87p.png "48e347cabd9a3b4913a11835e1ade5b2[2].png")
>>714408888
quads don't lie.
what disabilty?
>>714408882
>>714408953
I need first hand experience.
>>714408780
>>714408888
Furfags.
Not even once.
Just don't.
>>714408920
That short blue hair and maid outfit just looks bad, also she dies and got rejected by someone. She is bad at fighting as well and most people hate her because she's a twin or something (it's been a while since i saw re;zero so i might be wrong). She also comes from a boring anime i couldn't watch all of without falling asleep
>>714409001
Well yes since you snap your neck then you can't breathe
>>714409021
Just try it yourself then
>>714409006
You fucking a dog once
He prevents you from getting a job I know that because I remember
>>714409285
really really weak. u did try and insult a masterpiece in every sense of the word so ill give you credit.
>>714408888
QUUUAAADDDSSS
>>714408920
Takes
Niggerdick
Daily
Autist
Bait
Worst
Girl
>>714409477
salty
nigger
kys
>>714409370
You can't even post your waifu. You don't love her much do you? Yet you still try to defend her
![3eb8a60d98e2779249ffcaec988ed61f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xIcVYIa.jpg "3eb8a60d98e2779249ffcaec988ed61f[1].jpg")
>>714409299
No, he prevented me from expanding my dog walking business a year or two ago, which is why I don't make much effort to grow it now. I still get some income from it, but my future efforts will have to be directed at some kind of internet venture that doesn't involve animals directly, mainly because of him.
I'm moving to Canada so it's not going to affect me in the long run.
How are things by the way? I don't think I've seen you in a while. At least a day.
My poodle just unplugged my laptop and it keeps going into power saver mode for some reason.
Ugh.
>>714409531
i only have one pic on my phone fagggot whats your problem dude? i was the realistically the 4th person EVER to add her to MAL fav list. That should show my dedication
Mornin
>>714409729
good morning virgin bait.
![3175cc9e05c46351e23057e0936e9065[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZQHvt30.png "3175cc9e05c46351e23057e0936e9065[1].png")
>>714409729
what is up
I've been on here too long.
>>714409673
I'd rather fuck that giant tree than Rem
>>714409673
>Not downloading more pics until your phone's full
That's still 3 people before you, and have you thought that it could be because normal people know she's a bad waifu?
>>714409729
kill me
>>714409768
kill me
>>714409768
That's a new name for me. I kinda like it.
>>714409778
Sup Dogfucker, you should probably get some sleep.
>>714409824
Sorry, can't do that for yah, lad.
>>714409799
she has thousands now dude i was top 4. and the people that were before me probably were the writers of the show if they were that fast. Rem is adorable and i love her. I only need photo to love on my phone to say goodnight to her or when i get lonely. u are very insensitive and not understanding of others.
>>714409985
Are you done?
![875694fe547b4b9ab54ed13e0b4af1f9[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jfR7bfC.jpg "875694fe547b4b9ab54ed13e0b4af1f9[2].jpg")
>>714409914
Not feeling too sleepy. I would normally be getting ready to take my bitches to bed but my dick is still healing from yesterday.
Just came back from a walk outside. Snowing a little. I wish it was much more snowy. Can't wait to see Canada for real.
>>714409914
? no complement K-ON is virgin bait. For the losers in highschool to learn what it was like to have friends.Kinda like high school dxd
>>714409985
Download more pics, then i know that you love her. You were the one that insulted my waifu first so you can't call me insensitive
FUCK THE REST OF YOU IM CLAIMING ARU AKISE
>>714410056
LITERALLY EVERY SLICE OF LIFE ARE YOU DUMB?
>>714410145
exactly thx for proving my point.slice of life anime is for virigin baiters.
>>714410252
Holy fuck can you type normally?
![1279626_1379265231758_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iVWZ7D3.jpg "1279626_1379265231758_full[1].jpg")
Having a ripped dick sux. All I can do is post here for now.
>>714410033
No work or anything today?
I am waiting for snow to come here, we rarely get anything before Christmas.
Get my paycheck tomorrow, can't wait, going to finally buy myself a nice figure. It'll be like Christmas.
>>714410056
I realize you didn't mean it as a compliment. But yeah. You aren't wrong, but that doesn't matter to me. However comparing K-On to Highschool DxD is just absurd.
>>714410391
Maybe stop fucking dogs you autist? Use your fucking brain you spastic.
![a8080d9415151c761e262c0510338fb4[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/zsoOow3.jpg "a8080d9415151c761e262c0510338fb4[2].png")
>>714410420
>No work or anything today?
I am not currently working. I used to do programming small Java jobs for this small company but I didn't enjoy it. Far too much time away from home especially in commuting. I am waiting to start school for nursing next year. I really want to work from home in something that doesn't require cleaning up someone else's outsourced mess. So sick of that career track.
I have enough in savings to not have to work for a year or more. Hence, the sudden increase in sex and my first sex-related 'injury'. I'm on vacation in a way.
>Get my paycheck tomorrow, can't wait, going to finally buy myself a nice figure. It'll be like Christmas.
Why not save it for a rainy day instead? I don't usually celebrate holidays that require you to buy things. Unless of course it's cooking related. I might go ahead and buy a turkey or two to enjoy with my dogs.
>>714410462
Which brain? The little head or the big head?
>>714410666
Check'd
He didn't specify he claimed her, so here I am.
>>714410666
It would probably be a good idea to save the money, though that's what I have done more or less for last few months
>>714411397
Hi
>>714411367
LUL u didnt claim rem either
Rem claimed
>>714411397
virgin bait alarm WEEE WOO WEE WOO
>>714408888
QUADS OF GODS
![9ba6247e364c44c3923015523c46a69a[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/OMKCNLh.png "9ba6247e364c44c3923015523c46a69a[2].png")
>>714411367
Never got satan trips before. I'm a good old fashioned christian man.
>>714411397
Dude save that shit or you will never be able to enjoy a year off of work having daily orgies with four different dogs without a care in the world.
>>714411626
You are here again. Hope you're good.
Cirno is mine
>>714411755
wtf is that thing in the glass? taht is really fucking weird dude. Poorly drawn too.
>>714411626
Sup?
>>714411656
>NICE MEEM
>>714411729
I'd rather have a figure then a lazy year off. Also I don't fuck dogs.
>>714410666
>cleaning up someone's outsourced mess
Well at least the mess you'll be cleaning up won't be outsourced
>he pretends to be/ date a cartoon character
What do you get out of claiming a cartoon character as your wife? An imaginary person who has no concept of marriage in the first place. It's a sad way to express your need for an actual romantic partner.
>he watches anime
>he's older than 10
night
>>714411930
>on 4chan
>assuming gender
![b0b772c53d5589605878db1a830c34db[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W9l6YdO.jpg "b0b772c53d5589605878db1a830c34db[1].jpg")
>>714411849
Phone nurses don't have much cleaning to do, unless you mean spring cleaning my house.
>>714411844
Nothing beats time off of work. That's the entire point of making money if you ask me. I hate working. I hate going anywhere away from my dogs for an extended period of time.
>>714411971
gn smelly
>>714411880
Cirno is my goddess.
Not only my wife
She is waifu4laifu
>>714411880
You didn't reply to me last night because you know that your poor filth that gets cuck when his jewish girlfriend does BBC gangbang porn whilst you laze around. Only going on dates with her because its a free meal. Fucking pathetic. You care too much about the internet faggot.
>>714412010
I don't entirely mind working. Though then again all I do is a part time job, so it isn't really difficult and too time consuming.
>>714412362
Hi Chen
