Share your secret stories, youre anonymous so not much fuckin point being shy
>>714389673
yaaayy, I hope this takes off
Used to go over to my neighbours house when i was younger to snoop around, found their dildo and vibrator. Used them and came buckets
I once had to play a basketball tournament and had to poop but there was no toilet so i played with my asshole smothered in shit and it was pretty uncomfortable but nobody noticed.
I once came in my cousin's dirty panties
>>714389673
>>714389673
>Share your secret stories, youre anonymous so not much fuckin point being shy
Nice spelling and grammar, Mr. FBI.
>>714389960
>>714389970
>>714390077
fucking yesssss let's keep going
>>714389960
Girl or boy?
>>714389970
Why would you keep playing with your asshole?
i like hitting and psychologically abusing my doggo, i dont know why i do it but i get a power trip feeling whenever I do. im prolly gonna kill myself soon anyways so the guilt isnt first on my mind.
I met a 17 yo. I started having abusive sex with her.
Had her kneel in a garbage shed for 20 minutes spreading her cunt for anyone to see. On return I pissed on her back.
>>714390329
define abusive sex?
>>714390226
im a guy, but they were husband and wife...wife was 7/10 chubby
I masturbate daily.
>>714389673
In the same way that I'm anonymous when I drive-- except that big license plate.
>>714389673
I still flirt with my auntie, she is 43 and im 38 now; we started having sex 31 years ago
>>714390282
Definitely kill yourself
This girl gave me head in a theater in high school. One on the right. She was a bit younger
>>714390427
i would slap her around, fuck her in the ass, piss her in the face, rub her vagina with tabasco.
i actually sort of ran out of thing to do. she got addicted to it. pic related
>>714390580
How is she 5 years older than you?
>>714390329
what could possibly go wrong?
>what's the age of consent in your state faggot?
>sniffed 9 y/o girl panties from the hamper when I was 21 at a friends house, felt like a good idea at the time then immediately felt shameful after
>jerked off and sucked a friends dick a couple of times, swallowed his load and enjoyed it.
>got craving to suck dick one night so put ad out on craigslist. went to his house and regretted it as soon as i saw him, some old dude. felt pressured to stay and go through with it, stopped halfway through and ran out after he started talking to me like i was a girl
>when i was 8-12 i used to run myself baths, lock the door, lie on the bathroom floor and play with my hairless asshole in the mirror. i'd stick things into it, finger myself, jerk off etc.
>>714390676
How old were you?
I house sat for our neighbors while they were on vacation. The wife was a total milf so I went in their bed room and snooped around found her panty drawer and her dildos, proceeded to jerk off on their bed and busted my nut under one of the pillows. To this day I have no idea if it was the wife or her husbands pillow.
>>714390679
Please tell me you're not this retarded...
>>714389673
How bitches ruin lives
>friends since primary school
>he was always a beta but a nice guy
>never had a girlfriend
>every girl he wanted; wanted me
>eventually change schools and he finally gets a girl
>2 months in ge tells me he rocked up at her house to find her with another guy
>eventually gets over it and meets a new chick
>they were together for a year and a bit
>really happy for him cause he was no longer a wizard
>halfway through the year he approaches me
>says he wants a 3some but she'll only do mmf
>not comfortable with it but he insists it will be fine
>rock up and its more awkward than a 4chan meet up
>eventually the alcohol helps and we get into it
>after a bit of foreplay we get confortable
>turns out Im a lot bigger than he is
>she starts blowing me and sort of jerking him off
>he fucks her while shes chocking on my cock
apparently she never liked oral, lying whore
>eventually she says she wants to fuck me
>he tries to argue saying its not what they agreed on
>i say dw bout it and try to leave
>she takes him aside and they are arguing
>eventually he comes back and says its fine
>she just straight up starts riding me
>i feel her cum all over my dick
>meanwhile shes just lazily jerking him off
>feel the crescendo coming after a few position changes
>warn her
>she just sinks onto my dick and grinds till i filled her up
>friend just staring at us with a blank look
>she gets off and 'cleans my dick'
>Doesn't even finish him off
>>714390728
>>714390758
Age of consent is 16 here.
I was perhaps 30-32.
>>714390750
So ur just a fag
>>714390750
Are you bi? Yeah, I'd never sniff young panties. Idk, I don't think I could suck a dick. Especially not on craigslist.
>>714390679
She was born 5 years earlier.
>>714390679
My grandma had 10 kids and the youngest was almost my older sisters age; she had been abused growing up and i guess she passed it on to me.
I had my12 yo sis give me head for some chips, I'm 17
since this is a website of fiction, where nothing should be taken as truth, i'll create a fake story
>be in college
>live on 3rd floor of apartment building
>go out drinking a lot
>decide to fuck around one night
>climb onto the balcony of downstairs neighbor
>walk around
>leave
>don't get caught
>think about it
>nobody locks their balcony doors in college town
>shit
>go out drinking more
>climb in other balconies
>college girls drunk and passed out
>never sexually assault anyone, but it would have been really fucking easy
>easy to steal shit/money/etc. too
>not a nigger though
lesson: lock your fucking apartment door, balcony, and anything else you can lock - not just if you live on the ground floor
>>714390823
>She is 43 and i'm 38...
>>714390955
>>714390947
I think i'm bi. I am aroused by genitals in general, doesn't matter whether it's an ass, cock or pussy it turns me on.
I could never have a romantic relationship with a man however, i've never seen a dude and thought "fuck he's hot" or "i love that guy" or whatever.
It's just a sexual thing, i'm in a happy relationship with my gf. This was a thread for secrets, and those are my secrets haha.
>>714389673
Was at a friends house. Stole his used underwear from the hamper. Mmmmm smells like testosterone. Get caught. Never speak to him again
>>714389970
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what the actual fuck
>>714391086
Are you being serious? Anon was right, you are retarded.
>>714391109
>sex
>romance
>physical pleasure
>mental love
I stole panties from the laundry room in our dorm my freshman year, then I would go to the bathroom cum on them and throw them away. did this about 10-15 times.
>>714390845
Are you still friends with that cuck?
>>714390845
and?
>>714391172
Because it's normal for an aunt and nephew to be so close in age.
>>714390750
More secrets.
>At a family Christmas party, all the kids in a room together, each of us like 4-5. I'm the only boy in a group of 5 or so kids - One of the girls (who i later found out was raped and molested by her father) suggested we all lick eachothers assholes. Spent like an hour licking eachothers asses while the parents drank and had dinner in the next room. One girl went to take a shit though and when she came back she had shit on her asshole, so we stopped.
No one ever found out but it was weird af, i knew I liked it i just didn't know why.
Such a weird fucking memory.
>>714391109
I feel what ur sayin
>>714391330
Normal? Obviously not
Rare? Far from it.
>>714391330
I have an aunt that's my age. Mom was a teenage pregnancy. Shit happens. Want to fuck Aunt sooo bad.
Well this is short but I guess Kind of a secret story I've never told.
Was on a cot with my GF once while her cousin was playing Overwatch at the foot of it. I moved to the side and started slowly fingering her while talking to him (He is only like 13). She got extremely fucking horny, and I was able to fit 3 fingers in there which was pretty big for her. Anyways this went on and she was soaking my hand and doing her best not to moan but was making obvious faces of pleasure. I was watching the kid play and kept talking to him, telling him what to do and saying how good he was doing to keep things covered up. He looked back at her weird once but I pointed something out in game and he got right back into focusing on that. She nearly came, and I have never seen her that soaked. My ride came to pick me up before I could make her cum tho so she got pretty pissed but yea was a really weird experience for me. Fun spreading her open tho.
>>714390845
sounds shitty. you're an ass anon.
>>714391422
Well, I'm sorry for not realizing it.
>>714391477
I wish you could, brother.
>>714391109
>>714391348
lol this is real weird but me too somehow.
>>714391496
That had to have happened recently.
Does anybody remember eyetoy? It was a webcam type thing for the ps2. My friends would all get together and take nude photos in front of it. I can't remember why we did that.
>>714391638
I think it's prettty normal, look up the Kinsey scale.
>>714391086
She is disgusting now and got so fat; but i still do it just for the tabus ... she does whisper in my ear while fucking how delicious my cock was when i was 10 yo
>>714390998
storytime? pics of sister?
was she good?
Oh, I used to pull my dick out when me and my family used to watch movies together. We'd have a large blanket over everyone and I'd pull it out and relax. I almost got caught once by my big sister.
I have had a exhibition fetish for a very long time.
>>714390282
no please dont, there is help to be found
just kidding, fucking kill yourself retard
>>714391706
pics? I'd fuck her too. How'd you start fucking?
>>714390750
I'm a fat old ugly dude. I'll fuck your mouth hard and deep until I cum straight down your faggot throat.
>still not gay
My generation of Family had alot of Incest in it. When I was about 7 I was molested by my Uncle. And my brother (3 years older than me) Got his dick sucked multiple times by said Uncle. Also My Aunt was molested by my uncle and cousins....Everyone within my age, give or take 5 years, was fucked with by cousins, uncles, aunts, or anyone else. Now days no one shows up to family Holidays, or talks to one another. My Uncle ended up joining the Army and having multiple kids with a bitch-money monger wife, just to make up for his faggot tendicies.
>>714390886
too bad. I can tell you belong in jail and to lose all civil rights for life
>>714391880
Sounds like your uncle kept busy
>>714391736
Oh, I also used to masturbate while on my computer in the family room while people slept on the couch like inches away.
>>714390886
more plz
>>714391880
How is the weather in Kentucky this time of year?
>>714390998
make the most of it fam, you never get head that cheap in the real world
>>714391998
Yeah. Im pretty sure he was one of the first to get molested. He's 27 now, and was adopted into our family along with his sister. Perks of living in the damn south....
>>714391975
>>714392090
Possibly. I've done worse, tho.
Got molested when I was a kid and now am feeling insecure as fucking shit about a lot of stuff. Have no self-esteem so can't get girls. I also have anxiety whenever anybody stares at me and shit. Really fucking annoying. Fix me somebody pls thank you.
>>714392265
So you fucked your cousins too?
>>714392093
Cold...
>>714392303
dont listen to those fgts, its fine. she wanted abuse, you provided abuse, everybody wins and gets off
tell us the worst stuff tho
>sometimes have to babysit pair of 9y/o twin girls
>one of them is like hyperactive and a tomboy
>otherone is a girly girl
>girly girl always very cuddly and love climbing on me, hugging etc
>when we're watching movies or whatever, she always climbs on me and asks for "back scratches"
>i run my hands over her feet, legs, spine and neck gently
>watch her little body shiver and moan as she lies there
>sometimes see her rubbing her pussy through her shorts
>she also likes being thrown/carried
>sometimes position so i'm cradling her ass with part of my hand nestled into her pussy
>she doesn't seem phased by it ever
>she also often gets changed in front of me
>whenever i tell her to get into her pajamas, she strips off naked
>i have to say "oh, put that away! don't do that! i'm not looking"
>she just giggles
They also seem to rub their pussies and smell their hands a lot, thinking I don't notice or something. I don't know why.
Their parents don't even seem to care, they just say their daughters are "very affectionate and it's great you're so comfortable around them anon"
Always gives me shameful erections after.
>>714389673
Where did you get this picture from?
>>714392303
of course you have. hence, you belong in jail and to lose all civil liberties for life
>>714392303
already seen these before o.O
>>714392335
No I was the Youngest of the Fuckery... Any thoughts like that make me cringe. Quite frankly,I've always thought about spilling the beans to everyone in the family, But a part of me never wants it reveled
>>714392323
Same here man. I feel ya
>>714392323
If it makes you feel better, I wasn't molested and still have all those problems.
>>714391803
She was always grinding against my body ; fist time i noticed my hard on was when she grabbed my dick while talking to my mom in the kitchen i was sitting next to her ..dick was diamonds
few things
started jerking off before kindergarten
convinced my sister to play 'doctor' at about that age
>basically showed her how to jerk me off
>caught by parents
>told not to do it anymore
>moved on to jerking off at recess in kindergarten
Am I normal?
>>714392492
I have the original video on a memcard somewhere. I like sharing pictures. I deleted most of them. Might make an effort to recover.
when i was in high school i used to have sleepovers with a friend of mine. he would touch me in my sleep. for the first few times i convinced myself it was a dream. turns out he did it 8+ times. i ended up telling my therapist and the police showed up at his door. i feel guilty to this day.
>>714392670
Oh yeah, she could get the dick so hard. I wish I were you, man. I would have loved to have an aunt that played with me sexually as a child.
>>714392670
>Lorena Ramos
you fucking dumbass.
>>714392428
>Where did you get this picture from?
thanks moot
>>714392427
stop watching kids
>>714391330
I have a friend whose uncle is younger than him. It happens.
>>714392630
>Fucked up and didn't even get the sex
thats a pretty bad deal anon, I'm sorry
>>714392697
no, you got caught, that's not normal.
more secrets plz
>>714391880
sweet home alabama
>>714392323
are you me?
>>714392703
yo those are good make an album
>>714393294
>>714392323
Look up and do TRE. Berceli.
>>714393418
pls man
>>714393418
>>714393819
Not sure what you mean
>>714393930
i like your content lol
>be 32
>go to a cartoon convention during the summer
>take cute girl back to room
>fuck her for hours
>"I don't think I like anal", which is code for "I've never tried it, and it sounds scary"
>fuck her in the ass anyways
>she enjoys it well enough
>cum up her butt
>take break
>fuck her some more
>cum in her mouth
>she swallows
>MFW she was 16...exactly half my age. best sex of my life, honestly
>>714394042
Ouch, that had to hurt. I've never fucked a girl who's ass wasn't ready. In fact, I've never done that.
>>714394042
16 kinda looks like 18 if you squint, officer
>>714393930
OK
>>714394224
>>714394224
If only... I've got a regular girl. She's made me wait a very long time before having sex. It's not new and exciting and it's our first time having sex. I miss that excitement.
>>714394341
im on a 4 month dry spell....
>>714389960
I just recently did this when my neighbors left their house unlocked, looked for panties in laundry room- none found :( didn't want to risk staying too long
>>714394140
>>714394172
I mean, I wasn't completely retarded about it...I didn't just ram it up in there. I'm about 7", with decent girth, and I took it reeeeeally slow with her butt. She wasn't exactly moaning and going crazy, but she didn't seem distressed from pain, or whatever.
>>714389960
This is one of those moments where word choice matters
>>714389673
I like to hurt girls and fill the little whores with my cum. impregnation is a perfect way to piss off a girl for a night of fun.
>>714394396
I haven't fucked since 2012.
>>714394475
Yeah, but my girl won't even let me put a finger in her butt the first time. Calls me insensitive when I try to bring it. We're meeting soon for the first time.
>>714394595
shit man. thats rough....
I won multiple Grammys in 2016
>>714394720
Yeah man. I'm too much of a pervert for this shit. Too loyal to cheat. Feels like i'm being sucked by nothing.
>>714394759
Lies tell me more lies?
>>714391341
Hahaha nigga what!
bi fag here, when I was in college,18-19yo, I had a secret relationship with a 13yo boy who was one of my high school friend's brother. The relationship was better than pretty much all the ones I've had with girls, the secrecy /taboo aspect was a big factor. Also helped that he was verrry cute
>>714394809
just fuck. man ive been trying to fuk and i might be in december woo lads
I used to fuck the shit out of my aunt when i was stationed in North Carolina
>>714394753
YES
>>714390998
share the story anon
As a black anon I hate the Black Lives Matter movement
>>714394966
I meant *cucked by nothing.
Also what do you mean just fuck? It's too late to cheat. I'm getting the pussy pretty soon. But if you're saying just count my blessings, then I will.
>>714391228
why not keep them in an obscure place? That's what I do. Then again, I had somewhere where I could lock them away.
>>714394981
Nigga what? Share.
>>714395121
Why bro?
>>714395126
ah well at least youll get laid soon enough
>>714391228
You should of put them back after
>>714395178
Fucking niggers acting like every shooting is racial and start up a bunch of bullshit.
>>714395251
So far, delayed gratification isn't worth it. But yeah, at least.
I'm cheating on my wife with an engaged lesbian/bi co-worker , whom I also cheated on with a different coworker that is also married.
>>714391341
I've seen some weird shit on here but that's gotta be up there.
>>714390845
you're honestly a piece of shit, just saying
>>714395342
I don't feel like you understand the depth of the injustice that black people feel. Of course not every shooting is racial but there are quite a lot of racial shootings. My brother got killed a year ago I think. Had his hands out the window of his car, yelling he didn't do anything. Police officer later said my brother tried to run him over. We never got to find out who killed him. The news didn't really cover it. People online tried to make up fake shit about him whenever there was a little story online.
So, sure you may not hear about all the things that happen and some of the things you hear about might need to be dealt with caution but I definitely think there is a racial divide and that we need to try to fix that.
My sister let me fuck her butthole when we were kids, I was old enough to cum and she got mad when she realized I came inside
>>714391037
so glad you cleared up that this is fake
>>714395402
Baller for cheating on the person you're cheating with but a scumbag for cheating on your wife. That's just a first reaction though. Idk your life. Your wife could be abusive.
>>714395645
Do you talk about it? I would.
>>714395602
I see where you are coming from anon
can't get hard with randoms anymore, I'm in late 20's and my dick has become very picky. how do you come back from porn ruining sex?
>>714391643
AMATEUR.
Nah, just kidding that's pretty dope.
One time with an ex we were laying on a park bench at sundown, she was on top of me and my hands were on her ass in her pants. Some old ass lady walked right fucking past us, neither of us heard her and she looked me right in the eyes while my hands are in my girls pants, straight up said "Take that somewhere". Seriously she must have weighed as much as a feather because she made 0 noise. Was pretty fucking awkward at first but I laugh about it to this day.
Bonus: ended up busting in my grey jeans and it made a really noticeable stain, headed home to find my high school buds waiting for me. Tried to hide it, didn't work out so well. They laugh about it to this day too. Lmao, cracks me the fuck up how weird that day was.
>>714395602
That's why we voted Trump. For unity. Hillary thought half the country was racist, that only makes things worse.
>>714395856
No Fap 90 days
>>714395856
r/nofap
>>714395178
Gerami pls go
>>714395645
story? ages? got pics of the sister to share?
>>714395909
fuck m8, that's a long time. does that actually work?
>>714395684
My wife and I are pretty much like roommates at this point in our relationship.
>>714395883
But a large portion of the country does have some bad ideas about races. Idk if you want to talk about unity when Trump called mexicans rapists and said he wanted to deport muslims.
>>714395602
initials?
>>714395947
you're probably not wrong
>>714396065
Bring up the idea of divorce. Relationships don't have to end with hate. You owe it to each other to give each other the opportunity for happiness.
>>714396114
Mine or his?
>>714396122
Doesn't hurt to try
>>714395997
NoFap for a few weeks should be enough
I'd either delete or move your fap folders to get rid of that temptation
>>714396173
That is the sweetest thing I have ever seen on here.
I grew up in the church on Sunday
Back again, bury friends on Monday
They don't just die
They are killed from the gun-play
Or the heroin
Or a prison stay
>>714394595
>Yeah, but my girl won't even let me put a finger in her butt the first time.
don't ask
when you're having sex, and she's horny as fuk, have her lay on her front and keep fucking her or eating her out, gently rub her asshole with a finger and just continue fucking etc. just need her to relax and then go SLOWLY in with a finger, REALLY really slowly - but always keep licking/fucking so she is distracted/focused whatever
it's worked everytime for me, girls don't know what they want until they experience it
of course if she says no or whatever then stop rubbing it, but you gotta make the steps
>>714395602
fuck you
>>714389673
I once peed my pants at my friends house but managed to hide it long enough until I went home
>>714396261
have to try.
>>714392427
They clearly want you to hump them. You should help them out. Give them the D.
>>714396321
>>714396321
oh and lube the fuck out of your finger and her asshole (while rubbing it and relaxing her) if that wasn't already obvious
don't just rub her asshole completely, you want to massage her butt and relax the whole area
good luck bruh
>>714396321
Man, I'll fucking try but I feel like this could lead to me not having sex for the rest of the visit. Worth the risks.
>>714396339
Fuck me for what?
>>714396431
I don't get anywhere near the asshole without a shit tone of lube. Luckily she hasn't had sex in a while either so we're getting lube for her pussy too.
>>714389673
convinced my girlfriend to put a finger in my ass, the next night asked her to put her thumb in my ass. she said no, been awkward ever since
>>714395983
I was about 13 and she was 11.
>Laying in moms bed while she was at work
>movie playing a sex scene, dont remember details
>I got hard and sister and I have done a few things before
>Ask if I can rub my dick on her buttcrack
>She doesnt seem to mind so exposed her little butt for me
>Im rubbing my cock on the crack, lifting the blanket to see if its going in
>ask her to open it a bit
>Her little butthole is right there
>push the head against it, prodding it
>she lets go of her cheek and my tip is inside
>continue humping till I cum inside
>she reaches down, feels the cum and gets mad
>goes to bathe
As you can imagine, I have a thing for butts now, sorry for any typos, on mobile.
>>714396597
Just talk to her about it.
>>714396114
his
>>714396740
N.A.
>decently attractive dude, or so I'm told
>not a single fucking idea how to respond to female advances
>finally lose v-card at age 22 to a sorority girl, the sex was shit though
Honestly, I'm more ashamed that it was terrible and it happened when I was 22 than I was while still a virgin.
>>714396720
that's what fucks me up, she likes it. but it's weird that I like it, bullshit
>>714396879
practice
>>714396699
fucking lucky, did she enjoy it or just deal with it? post pic of your sister please
>>714396907
Try to explain to her that it isn't weird. You have to make a relaxed environment. Trust me this shit happens. A dude at work does it all the time. He's a younger guy. He joked about his prostate slowly trapping him to the point where he's like "go ahead and get that remote over there baby, we ain't using it"
the main thing is to be comfortable with your sex partner
>>714396879
this.
Fucking this
>>714396699
anything happen after this?
>>714389673
>get busy with life
>Stop going on b, become normie
>find this thread first thing
>No gains
>>714397038
well fuck, been together 4 years. really didn't think she'd freak out that I wanted to do some weird shit. you're right though, need to talk about it. Glad it happened with this, really wanted to tell her to use her vibrator on me. dodged a bullet anon
>>714394042
how did u hook up with her in the first place? are you good looking?
>>714396879
explain why it was shit anon, normies are here to help
>>714397071
The buttsex was really the only penetration we did. When I started producing cum we eventually stopped. Before that though, she would let me rub my dick on the outside of her pussy. She couldn't stand licking my dick she would literally gag lol.
>>714397286
Baby steps with anal, man. For both of your sakes.
>>714397429
so how long did this go on for?
>>714389673
When I was with my smoking 10/10 girlfriend once, I was going through a rough time with my family, school, work, and the girlfriend. Whilst hanging out with my girlfriend one night she was acting like a cunt and not putting out.
I had my laptop in my car and drove to a nearby church by my mother's house. And I was kicked out of her house by the way. But I took my laptop, snuck outside my mom's house, and snagged some internet to load a few porn videos.
I shut the screen and walked back to my car. I drove to the library and jacked off furiously in the parking lot towards the back. Checked my phone afterwards and got a text from my girlfriend asking where I was at. She was going to, quote, "jump my bones."
I drove back to my dad's and fell asleep after playing Red Dead Redemption or something.
>>714390282
Die cunt, hope your dog eats your fucking face off.
>>714397458
will work on it anon, or just finger my ass in the kitchen while she's cooking. whichever happens first
>>714397528
When I hit 14 we tried oral once more and then realized what the fuck we were doing. Ended there. It's never brought up and our family is still close knit. We were just horny kids I guess, still fucking weird I know.
>>714392857
pfft what am I looking at
>>714390276
Lost
>>714397539
So your secret is that you downloaded porn and fuck your girlfriend?
>>714390845
You're not shitty like these guys saying. Everyone in that position when worked up and horny would have carried on.
>>714390282
Honestly abusing another human is better than abusing a poor doggi
>>714397539
what kind of church though? Catholic?
>>714397695
not that weird, brothers and sisters experiment on each other as kids, i wish i could have with my sister to satisfy my horny young self and to practice on each other
>>714390886
What happened? Why'd you guys stop fucking?
>>714397766
Baptist
>>714397695
I mean usually "not knowing what we were doing" is some hand stuff not putting your dick in her ass but chalk it up to being kids. no harm no foul
>>714397381
Dick couldn't find the hole, and by the time I did I was pushing rope for 10 minutes until we both gave up. Just an awkward as fuck and pitiful time tbh. On the bright side, she still hits me up, so I should take that as a win and probably shoot for round 2 and not suck ass.
>>714397889
oh fuck. did you not hear about burning for eternity? I have these pamphlets...
>>714397713
nah, one, i just loaded the video player so that i could watch the videos in the browser when i didn't have internet connection
and two, rumor has it that the porn industry cracks down on pirates more heavily than anyone else. the Jewish fucking cock chokers
and i didn't fuck her that night. i was busy hogtying women to train tracks and liberating Mexico
>>714397891
I didn't mean it as "we didn't know what we were doing". We were both fully aware, just as we got older we realized its not right.
>>714398065
Only thing wrong with incest is pregnancy
Other than that I have no problems with it
>be me 16
>parents go somewhere
>horny
>kinda want something new been jacking off too much
>find condom in my room
>put a baby carrot in it
>shove baby carrot condom up my ass
>part of the condom still hanging out
>get scared, try to pull baby carrot out by grabbing condom
>won't pop out.
>start realizing I may never unlodge the baby carrot from my ass.
>push like i'm shitting while pulling on the condom
>condom pops out and I shit all over the carpet.
>instantly cum everywhere.
>spend an hour cleaning my shit and cum off the carpet.
>still a stain on the carpet so I tell my parents my dog shit on it.
>they put him down a week later.
>>714397916
okay, so the sex was shit because you were pushing rope and couldn't find the hole. that happens, especially the first time. when you're hard and find the hole it's the best God damn thing that's ever happened. you need to go for round 2 m8. it'll help knowing that she's willing to give you another try. main thing is being comfortable with the girl, once you're hard and you make her moan putting it in.... all that insecurity goes out the window.
>>714398154
someone needs to save this.
>>714398065
well then yeah a little weird. you should block that shit out
>>714391496
Some of my friends did this right behind me, while i was playing.
I noticed everything they did, since i have ears and those peculiar sounds just weren't stopping.
Didnt interrupt them though, as it kinda made me horny and i felt it would be way more awkward to tell them that i knew what they were doing.
So as i see it, you contributed to a 13yo kids fantasy by strengthening his horniness for his sister.
>>714391880
Well, now he is molesting his own children...
Don't you think you could intervene somehow?
Do you have similar fetishes?
>>714389673
I fuck friends wife behind his back and she gets off on me telling her what I would do to her 16 yr old daughter while I ass fuck her.
>>714390282
How in the world do you get a power trip from abusing a being that depends solely on you. That is a sign of incredible weakness not strength, evaluate your ruined brain friendo.
>>714398154
what did I just read.
>>714398154
Did you ever do it again?
>>714398469
they're property faggot.
>be me
>Gay furry pedo
That pretty much sums it up
>>714398570
stories?
Dated this girl last year, she was beautiful, yet low self esteem, we had sex 5 times during a 3 month period, she wouldn't send nudes. One night after drinking a ton, she passes out in my bed, I stripped off her clothes and took a ton of pics, tits, ass, pussy soreading, insertion.
>>714392427
Let them "accidentally" catch you wanking. Maybe they'll be curious and "very affectionate" yo tour cock.
>>714390282
Seek help. Give your dog to someone who can care for it.
>>714398521
No, are you fucking high?
I kicked my neighbors cat over the fence onto the highway and that's the last I saw of it
>>714398154
this is a very very old copypasta lol cucks
>>714398538
It's not a fucking couch retard, it's a sentient being
You are legitimately an evil person. Kys asap
>>714398662
Nope, OC. Litterally true story that happened to me, newfag.
I post nude and other private pictures of my wife on /b/ without her consent
>>714398679
it's still property faggot. owning an animal means you can do whatever you want for the most part. back to tumblr now, tsk tssskkkk
>>714397972
>>714398720
Go on...
>>714392802
Surprised we don't have her Facebook page yet.
When I was 14/15 I tried repeatedly to tempt my best friends dad to come on to me.
>>714399006
"repeatedly tried"
Missed a word.
>>714399006
You must be one ugly Fuck. Or a guy.
>>714398599
>~10 years old, over at a friend's house
>They're both brothers
>Find printed sheet of furry porn in their Lego box, at the time thought it was the hottest fucking thing ever
>Lifeforeverchanged.jpg
>They don't know I saw it and never will, unless they're on /b/ reading this. very likely. Hi guys, hope Arkansas is good
>Fast forward several months, for whatever reason we're discussing how a blowjob works
>Friend insists it's taken literally and the other person blows air on your dick
>I have no input because I'm 10 and I barely know swear words at this point you think I know what a beej is?
>Sheltered child
>For some reason start dry humping each other
Best story I ever wrote
>>714390676
look at those lips!. More pics or nudes??
>>714398774
I bet you're a skinny little bitch that has to beat on his dog because if you tried to beat on another dude you'd get your ass kicked to the fucking curb. You're a weak and pathetic little animal abusing cunt
>>714399099
Or he didn't want to fuck one of his daughters friends.
>>714399199
hang on, so children. are putting furry porn in their toy boxes now? fuck I'm too old for this shit
>>714399425
Yeah, I'm sure that was it.
>>714399392
easy faggot, I don't own any animals. I'm still a firm believer that your property is to do with what you want. why are you getting so bent out of shape? you think pigs or cows have it any better? welcome to reality anon, I'll show you around
>>714399486
This was back in 2000, when the internet was still fresh, exciting, and 56k
>>714399540
>>714399559
Pigs and cows aren't subjected to torture, they're dealt a quick execution
Faggot in question is causing literal inhumane conduct and criminal abuse to an animal. Property or not, if he lives in the USA, that's illegal and he can go to jail or be fined up to I think $100k, or both
>>714390282
LMAO I love how this post triggered reddit
>>714399757
4chan has always loved animals you autistic edgelord
Go be a faggot somewhere else
>>714399559
Whatever cunt. Your property, your rules. Go hit your dog some more you pathetic piece of shit. Hope you enjoy living in your own distorted reality until you reach they day that you can't take it anymore and finally decide to end your meaningless life.
>>714399715
>>714399757
Jesus fucking christ. a dog is property, mind your business, back to tumblr
Sometimes tho
>>714399805
no gore thread?
>>714398604
post them.
My sister and I both lost our virginities to the same guy.
I'm a guy too...
>>714399849
meh, I live a very fulfilling life. Great career, young, single. my shit is great because I mind my own fucking business. it's not your dog so quit worrying about it.
>>714400021
You keep telling yourself that buddy
>>714400060
>be me
>dropped on head when kiddo
>fucc man
>sister walks in
>threesome wincest
>>714399859
Loling at this tardbarge who ran out of excuses and just repeats the same bullshit
Go hit your doggo again, you'll feel secure once more
>>714398154
poor puppy..
>>714399904
Only the really edgy niggers, like you, like to see animals getting hurt
The rest of us want to see humans getting rekt, not mice or dogs or cats
>>714400122
not even who you replied to but im going to beat my dogs extra hard and long today thinking about this post.
>>714400283
>being this new
>>714400330
timestamp
>>714400305
Wowza you sure showed me with all those pixels
#triggered
>>714400330
Why? Cause you're emotionally stunted and can't process your widdle fee-fees?
Subhuman scum lol
>>714389673
I went to a gay orgy one time and got my dick sucked by 2 old dudes and got pulled back in a private room, fucked in the ass, dude cummed in me, and then he stroked me until I came all over myself
I'm ((straight)) but I loved it and if I didn't have a girlfriend I'd probably have a cock in my ass right now
>>714400659
>((Straight))
Ok
>>714400501
>>714400650
>samefag
>>714400659
Got news for ya, poofter. You're not straight.
>>714400330
I bet your dad beat you when you were a kid and you're trying to cope with it by beating on your poor defenseless dogs, or should I say your poor defenseless property.
>>714400501
something obviously triggered you, otherwise you wouldn't be such a pussy whining about a dog you read about on fucking 4chan
>>714390276
Lmao
My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they
opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it.
>>714400844
>Shit I'm losing an argument I shouldn't have started
>Better call anon a pussy that'll teach 'em
>Brb gotta beat my dog some more and amp myself up to get trolled again
How fucking stupid are you? Honestly, tell us your IQ; don't worry you're anonymous so nobody can put a name to the retard
>>714400844
I don't give a shit that you beat your dogs man, beat them all you want. It's the fact that you feel a need to beat them, it just shows that you're a weak and pathetic person. And it's okay man, you don't have to admit it. Just keep telling us "oh they're my property, I can do as I please" Soon you'll realize what kind of person you really are.
>>714400844
Not the guy you've been responding to, just putting my $.02 out there.
You got serious problems if you beat on an animal that likely used to love you unconditionally. I cannot respect anyone who'd intentionally harm an animal just for fun.
I'm a hunter, so it's not like I am a nutjob PETA asshole, just hurting an animal, especially one who depends and is supposed to trust you, is fucked.
Seek psychological assistance. You're obviously hurting from some area in your life, and your dog shouldn't be the outlet for that helplessness you feel because of it.
If you can't afford, or are unwilling, to get mental health help, as least give your dog up to someone who will do right by it and care for it like it should be.
I really hope you get the help you need, and deserve.
>>714401150
wait. so you REALLY don't care if I beat my dogs?
>>714401212
I'd rather hit him. he's stupid as hell and quite frankly, kind of deserves the abuse. You'd think he'd stop barking but nope
>>714400060
>Be me, 16 yo kissless virgin
>Have a younger sister, 14
>She's secretly "dating" this college guy
>Fearing that if our parents found out, they'd crack down on both of us, to explain his presence at our house, said he was my friend.
>Bonus was that he would take me to college parties
>Thought he was a pretty cool guy, despite being in his 20's and banging a high school freshman
>One night, at one of these parties, he and my sister have this huge fight
>She takes off
>Oh well, I'm having a good time
>Party winds down
>He says I should go crash in his bed
>Go pass out
>Later, woken up by feeling something on my face
>WTF is that?
>Open my eyes, very dark, but can see him standing by me, jerking his crack and rubbing it on my face
>"WTF! DUDE!"
>Try to crawl away, but he's holding onto my arm
>"Relax," he says, "Just relax"
>Puts his cock on my lips. "C'mon, do it. It's okay, I won't tell anyone"
>Still pretty drunk, and now pretty scared.
>I was 5'7'' and like a buck 20 soaking wet
>He's 6'3'' and all muscle and cock
>Feel like I don't have a choice, I started sucking him
>"Fuck yeah," he moans.
>Goes on for about five minutes, no clue what I'm doing, but he seems to enjoy it.
>Pulls out of my mouth and strips down, crawls in bed with me
>Starts fucking kissing me and shit
>He's taking my clothes off too.
>Feel his cock poking at my asshole
>He rummages around in the night stand
>Lube. All over my butthole and his cock
>Beg him to stop, he won't
>Fucks me hard
>I'm crying and trying to push him off me
>"You feel better than your sister." he says
>Blows a huge wad inside me
>Fall asleep with him fucking spooning me, hoping I don't wake up
>Fucks me again in the morning
>Go home, parents were out of town that weekend so at least I don't have to deal with them
>Sister is up though, calls me an asshole for not standing up for her last night
>They "officially" break up, didn't have to deal with him again
>Except for every night when I try to sleep.
>>714401235
The other anon is so fucking right, your IQ must be below 40. But no, I don't care, go bananas man, if it gives you a power trip good for you. I can't stop you from beating them, I just want you to realize that there's something wrong in your head
I'm 34, married with 2 kids.
I regularly meet an 18 year old escort from adultwork.
I fuck her mouth, ass, pussy, spit on her, slap her, bite her, choke her, pull her hair, call her names etc... Act out my wildest fantasies, give her £100 for the hour and kiss her goodbye, we're both happy.
I don't love or have any interest in the escort other than sexual.
I feel somehwat guilty for risking my kids happiness should my wife find out and plunge them into a broken home.
I love my wife but she has little interest in sex, once a week at most. This angers me and causes lots of issues but the rest of our relationship is great, we are a good team.
Seeing escort this afternoon, we're doing a roleplay thing where we pretend i'm impregnating her during our session.
Maybe i'm scum but fuck it's good.
>>714392323
Get some therapy. It helps with problems like the ones you have.
>>714399849
I want you to know that because of this post and I'm going to smack the shit out of my dog with a crowbar I just got. Just once. Keep it up though.
>>714401403
>your IQ must be below 40
how to irony
>>714401313
Jesus anon
Did you seek counseling? If not, I strongly recommend it
>>714401403
I'm pretty intelligent actually, if it makes you feel better that I'm stupid then go with that. I'm thinking he wants a steel toe to his head tonight. what do you think anon?
>>714401311
Well, likely someone you know will eventually get around to finding out what you're doing and will report you to authorities.
Before you respond that no one will find out, it's hubris on your part to think no one will. Eventually you'll fuck up and lose it in front of the wrong person, or someone will start to wonder why your dogs always are afraid around you and then you'll have the police and animal welfare on your doorstep one day.
One way or another, you'll get what you deserve.
>>714389673
I masturbate around once a week! Crazy I know.
>>714401575
>Negan wannabe
I'm fucking dying ahahahaha
>>714392712
You have nothing to feel guilty about. You were molested and told someone. That's what you are supposed to do.
>>714392884
We can always hope the parents are secret /b/tards.
>be 14, visiting one of moms friends
>she has a 7 yo daughter and 12 year old son
>be in room with boy playing games on computer
>girl comes in
>make her sit on my lap
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>push her ass back and forth
>get massive hard on
>get my dick out
>guide her hand to it
>shes completely quiet at this point. I think she knew what was going on
put my hand in her pants as I'm using her hand to jack off
>rub her vag
>cum in her hand
>she dries it on brothers back
>tfw she's quiet the entire rest of the evening
I think I traumatized her. I really regret it now that it's been years. I haven't seen her since, but I really hope she forgot. I was a little shit myself tho so no charges at least
>>714401594
No, I don't want anyone to know.
>>714401650
I live on my own acreage. as far as I know, you anon, are the only one that knows how stupid these fucking dogs are. have you ever had a smart beagle? because I havent.
>>714401575
>>714401605
Good. Do it. Hope he barks and yaps and keeps you up all night until you've finally had enough and decide to hit him again. Go enjoy your little power trip bud
>>714401605
>I'm intelligent
>I want to beat and abuse animals
You can only pick one, anon
>>714389673
here's the tl;dr
essentially got orally raped once and actually loved it after i stopped panicking.
i did give consent to the bj but he was way rougher than expected and tried to stop it
>>714401866
>see Ivan the Terrible
>>714394595
Your girl isn't into assplay. If it's important to you or you want to try it, just find a different girl. About 50% of women have done anal, so it's basically a coin flip.
>>714401836
can't bark if he's dead. dogs are cheap, way cheaper than a couch
>>714401807
That's a pretty common responsein cases like yours, but trust me. I'm 100% stranger to you but I can tell you with certainty that you don't want that weighing down on you for the rest of your life.
You got raped, and a professional will know how to help you let go, and move forward. Revenge is on you, though
>>714401313
holy shit anon
sorry to hear something like that
>>714401951
Then kill him, waste your money and buy a new one and hit that one until it's dead, fucktard. You really are stupid aren't you.
>>714401836
>>714402053
same moralfag
>>714389673
>gfs mom used to visit for a few weeks a year
>stayed at our place (1 room apartment), for several reasons
>slept toghether with us in our bed every night
>let gf and mom fall asleep
>stay awake for a while
>start touching her mom
I was 16, this was like heaven for me. Her mom was a total milf and a really heavy sleeper. So I basically played with her tits and ass every night.
Pic related, is mom
I convinced my ex to send me nudes, even though she's currently engaged.
>>714401830
Beagles are hunting dogs.
They take actual training and exercise to keep them getting bored, but like most working/hunting dogs, they are intelligent - however they were bred for the long chase so they are a bit single minded. Poor handlers don't do well with them.
I have trained more than a few beagles for hare/rabbit hunting, they are good dogs.
>>714402053
I don't want anyone to know I'm a fag.
>>714402170
made 120k this year, I can afford another beagle
>>714401951
Damn dude go to group therapy or something
You don't have to give your full name there but sounds like you got beaten like one of your dogs as a kid and now your mind can't cope properly so you just beat your dog
But that's cool man, dogs are just property right?
>>714395402
Tell your wife and face the music. Ahe deserves better and you know it.
>>714402175
Lol no sorry. That's just another anon that realizes how stupid you are
>>714395602
Sorry for your loss, anon. For real.
>>714402204
I just like them as puppies, when they get older I really hate them
>>714395645
Why just her butt?
>>714401770
i remember sitting on someone's lap and rubbing my butt against his crotch but i have no clue who it was or why.
not saying it was you, your story just reminded me of it
>>714402314
I feel the same about women.
>>714402249
right, like a couch.
>>714402224
Good for you man. Tell you what, I have a great idea. With all of that money you're making you could buy a whole bunch of land and build a dog torturing facility. You should do that, you could really get a good power trip that way bud
>be me
>12
>hanging out with 13 year old kid
>he shows me his dad's porn collection
>I try to sound interested but I'm not really
>next day he puts porn on the computer
>coolman.jpeg
>he looks at me
>if you suck mine I'll suck yours
>"no"
>"oh cmon it'll feel so good"
>I just left
>never spoke to him again
I had a lot of weird sexual experiences as a kid though that I feel guilty about. Some of them I was innocent, and in others I think I was so sexually fucked up from the others that I thought it was okay.
I'd strip naked and pretend to handcuff myself to doors and tell friends to punish me when I was like 8 or 9.
I think the first fucked up sexual experience was when a retarded kid made me show him my dick when I was like 4. Then when I was 5 or 6, we had a realtor come over to sell out house. My memory is a little foggy but, I remember him being older, and standing in the closet naked while he whipped toys at me.
I guess we're all a little damaged.
>>714402279
we're almost out of time anon, anything you'd like me to tell this beagle before he dies?
>>714402382
cheers
>>714402396
Have you ever tried beating your couch man? Gives me a he'll of a power trip when I whack on my defenseless couch with a crowbar
>>714402412
I'm not Mike Vick rich but a man can dream.
>>714395856
Let's see some pics of girls you fucked. I'll tell you what I'd do to them. You can think of that (or do it) with your next random.
>>714402531
not crowbar anon but he's not wrong
>>714402314
Give up your dogs. Buy a punching bag, start using that instead when you're stressed.
Beagles likely won't fight back like a Rottweiler or German Shepard would if you abuse them long enough.
It really is sad on your part to hurt the dogs because of your issues.
>be me 17
>drunk and finally bang the girl of my dreams
>message my sister and tell her I couldn't cum.
Feel so much guilt about it because it's so fucked up.
>>714401313
thats hot
>>714402471
Yeah, tell him that you're sorry that you're an abusive cunt. And post some pics with a timestamp if you're actually gonna do it.
>>714402543
were almost out of time anon otherwise I'd take you up on that
>>714402365
how old were you?
>>714402206
That's irrational and illogical, anon. If you didn't enjoy it then you arent gay. If you don't regularly fantasize about making love to or being in a relationship with someone of your same gender, you aren't gay
C'mon man do the right thing for yourself. Professional counselors and therapists sign a mandatory non-disclosure agreement stating that under penalty of losing their practitioners license, a hefty fine, and possible jail time, they can not publicly nor privately discuss anything you say to them during your sessions unless it involves certain things like:
Wanting to diddle kids, wanting to hurt/kill yourself and/or others, or beating dogs because you don't know how to train one
>get drunk one night
>message friend saying sorry for doing gay shit together when we were kids
>instantly goes offline
>I block him instantly
>never talked about it again
>ruined a good friendship because I was drunk
>worried people were around him when I wrote it.
I should really see a therapist.
>>714402471
Pfff you only beat on a beagle? You really are a bitch. Get something that'll fight back like a rottweiler you pussy.
>>714402637
i honestly don't know, i'm assuming/guesisng around 6-8
