I miss the good ol days. What happened to /b/???
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I miss the good ol days.
What happened to /b/???
>>714386070
Mainstream popularity, emigration from other sites, normies, traps, furries, bronies, etc.
>>714386070
blame our current youth that has the culture of nihilism and hedonism as their main drive.
>>714386070
It's the exact same except now that lonely guy pretends to be those other people also u mad white boi
>>714386070
>you were there
>>714386070
you
just kidding Jessica Haynes
God damn millennial cucks.
Both sides of OPs pic look pretty gay and sad to me
>>714386070
Kinda answered your own question there, ese.
Who the fuck cares. It was a shitty timesink 10 years ago and it's a shitty timesink. today
>>714386332
Sorry
Kidding shut up nigger I'll beat your ass and fuck your mom
>>714386070
Someone let the newfag millenials in.
They are all gay.
You grew up but continue to return to an imageboard for teenagers. You're disappointed that millenials are growing up to be total fags.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>714386070
i think i might just leave 4chan for a year and come back to see what has changed hopefully it's not still shit
>>714386070
I highly doubt you've been browsing since '05. I've been since '08 and /b/ is the same insufferable shit by the same insufferable cunts as it was back then. If you think get threads/ylyl/gore/teen porn is in any way a NEW thing you're fucking absolutely wrong.
>>714386717
Guess what faggot
>it will never stop being shit
Since we're on the topic, why are millenials such fucking faggots?
>>714386070
>/b/ was ever good
It should not have taken this long to have this posted. Fuckin hell newfags abounds around here.
>>714386070
No one on /b/ is old enough to drink, especially in 2005
It was decent just because the mods would be asleep.
Now everyone is a mod.
>>714386070
/b/ was always shit
>>714386564
fuck off john, you don't exist.
>>714386564
Nice pasta
>>714387063
most people who actually feel this way probably went to another thread
>>714386070
Anybody got an individual pic of the pic on the left?
>>714386070
Well... we have summerfags calling themselves oldfags. There's nothing more than FB fap, furry, loli, fluffy and other cancerous threads, even is hard to find a Rekt thread nowadays.
/b/ died out, no one want to do something, not even a single raid.
The last thing fun to do was #pissforequality and dislike the Im proud of youtube video where everyone was a trap...
>>714386070
nah, just fagotry this days
>>714386564
>almost perfect
Looks like a girl
been here since 06/07 just like real life, things change so slowly you do not realize it until a considerable amount of time has passed and you compare things side by side, new and old.
One blatant difference is that there used to be CP threads being posted almost constantly once midnight rolled around. Now that shit gets deleted in seconds, if anyone posts it at all.
Nothing personell kid, but 4chen has changed.
>>714386070
The cancer slowly killed it over many years and now /pol/ is the new cool kid on the street.
>>714386070
Sure.
>>714386070
Millennials.
>>714386332
>using phrases like Millenial
>Thinking you're not one of the faggots on the right
You are part of the cancer you ledditor faggot.
i remember a more chill crowd at times with old /b/ I mean don't get me wrong there were still plenty of arguments but it didn't seem like eveyone was going for the jugular the way they do now. at least in my opinion. I also remember plenty of:
demotivational pics
anime
long cat
accidentally an entire coka cola bottle
divide by zero
girugamesh
traps were weird
camwhores were a bit rare but good fun
ylyl threads actually seemed funny at times ( maybe just because I was new)
oh and a shit ton of cat pics for some reason
>>714388185
/pol/ sucks worse than /b/
I find /b/ is like that friend who has become an alcoholic and eventhough most of the time he's
fucking messing stuff up and acting like an asshole you remember all of the good times
you had and from time to time you still see it and sorta hang around because of it even though most of the time is shit.
>>714388732
> ... G..G..GIRUGAMESHHH
>>714388778
Yeah but it gets a lot more outside attention than /b/ does these days.
>>714386070
As do I. It was much more "colorful" back then. Now it's just full of kids, white knights and libtards..
>>714389233
I'll be honest, it started off as funny but eventually it just kinda turned into today's banana with how often people used it to choke off particular threads
>>714386070
dirty alcoholic faggot vs healthy sportive happy future contributor to society who has many friends
>>714388732
Also
>EFG
>LiveJasmin raids
>rage comics before leddit ruined them
>>714389371
fuckin loved EFG man...
>>714386070
New fag( 2012) here but I miss old b too. only reason I came here was because of the stories. Thought this was supposed to be like the darkest corner of the surface web.. and now deepweb is gone.. what do we got left b/ros?
>>714389368
You very nearly had me.
Nice b8.
>>714389452
this was my desktop back when I used to lurk on the family computer in high school. Where did all of the old /b/tards go anyway?
>>714386070
FTFY
>>714386564
you're cute. you blow guys?
Gained mainstream awareness after Law and Order SVU name dropped the site. Parents flipped their shit.
>starts "Old /b/ thread"
> first came to /b/ in '12
The board has always been shit it will always be shit but we're too fucktarded or lazy (you pick) to do anything about it.
>>714386070
They're all dead. Some left, and disappeared. Some of us had to stay, to keep the embers warm.
>>714387063
Exactly, these newfags think that /b/ used to be some hacker pedogoreneonatalimpalionecrophiliation badass site, when actually the main difference is the shit they post, obviously lurking just after the school before doing your homework wouldnt let you the chance to see any good thread
>>714389418
where did deepweb go
>>714386332
id rather be shirtless then in a pink dress but i get what you mean.
>>714389939
chill fbi
>>714389418
>implying dip weed was even a thing
If you faggots miss old /b/ quit posting shit. We are in control here.
No one is mentioning one of the most important aspects. Archiving was never a thing before. So no records + no LE awareness made this site a lot more fun. Now if you want to get into some true shit, you would have to be fucking retarded to route it through this site. The consiquences wI'll never be the same.
>>714389240
no it doesnt pol sucks ass people come to 4chan for b/
>>714389862
I know, i got asked so many times like "woooaaa youre into that 4chan shit?, daaamn do you have a link to daysis destruction??????" god i hate normies
>>714390238
Not the guy you are talking to but yes it does. Do you live under a rock? /pol/ is super on the radar right now because political climate and muh black lives matter
>>714389418
1984
>>714386564
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>714390143
so now where do ppl go?
>>714386070
snacks left
>>714386717
pretty new... its been shit since 2008
>>714390456
i2p, freenet and experimental meshnets
>>714390550
safe?
>>714390238
see
>>714390338
Especially:
>/pol/ is super on the radar right now because political climate and muh black lives matter
Yeah people still come to 4chan for /b/, but right now /pol/ has the type of notoriety that /b/ used to have. I don't see that dying down anytime soon either.
>>714386070
m00t smell'd moneyz
>>714386070
Me!
I happened
I started 4chan
I was the epithany of 4chan
And brought the rest of the world with me u fucking rock dwellers
I tore down all the walls
The 2005 pic needs to add more fat
Oldfag here (1999) what happened to the /b/ that I know and love?
>>714388732
I miss foul bachelor frog
>>714390628
The first two are.
>>714390971
>(1999)
Is that date suppose to mean something?
>>714391018
Fucking this. Those threads were the best.
>>714391133
I mean year.
>>714391133
It's the day that 4chan was born.
>>714390404
nowadays one cant have a good, fun thread,
theres always these motherfuckers, and John
>>714386070
>this is why i left /b/
![Desu_desu[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XERJpOw.png "Desu_desu[1].png")
its time for you to leave thats what happened... no serious discussions.. trolling became banana posters same old cuck threads and other stupid pastas. Face it.. it just died mayne
>>714388732
Caturday used to be big.
>>714391219
Why does Wikipedia say "Launched on October 1, 2003" and then "4chan was started in 2003 in the bedroom of Christopher Poole" or am I missing something here?
>>714391133
The day I first went on /b/? what else would it mean xd
>>714391018
hahahaha so true
>>714391607
I mean......was it even around during 1999?
>>714391603
nice source faggot
>>714391603
Too bad you don't get it. Good times
is there anyway to save this shithole from just being a porn board?
>>714386070
Better watch the way you talk to people you don't know. You dont no where i come from, who my inner circle is, or what i might be capable of when some1 ANYONE challenges my pride or honor. ESPECIALLY when the lame bullshit you have dribbling out your neck is said infront of someone i care about or a woman i like and/or have feelings for... so tread lightly youngblood cuz your about to start a fire that wont go out til EVERYTHING burns. Be careful. And if you dont wanna see shit go down like that then i suggest you be very respectful..
doing it for the lulz has been dead here for a long time
Sage
everyone grew up and went to reddit
>>714391133
2channel?
>>714391914
I grew up stayed here just never post more people should try that instead of being edgy
Think of 4chan as a giant tumour that has pockets of cool shit.
>>714391914
0/10 troll harder fgt
>>714386564
Not sure, but I think this is the oldest pasta that there is. I miss 2006
>>714391914
Don't forget tumblr
>>714392145
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT PASTA. COCKMUFFIN
>>714386564
Any one have the original thread of this pasta screenshotted?
>>714392386
AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I’ve had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note “Cause of suicide: Couldn’t handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself”? Because that’s what it might as well fucking say! You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without “MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY MY B, HERE’S A PIC OF CHILLINS FACE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DISRESPECT AMIRITE?” Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking TWITCH MONSTERS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb autistic lives. Don’t you have a tournament to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the Twitch chat of a goddamn Melee tournament? You fucking people make me sick and you’re damn lucky I don’t have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I’d spit in your faces.The
>>714391731
Thanks.
>>714391732
Yeah I probably wouldn't.
>>714391992
Oh, that would make much more sense, thanks for clearing that up.
Originalfag here
This website has always been shite, just less shitty. Honestly, who cares if the board is nothing but banana and fluffy threads. Everything must come to an end at some point and I honestly feel no shame in admitting that we will never have what we once did.
Oldfags complaining are just creating bait. They know they were once this faggy too and this board is the pinnacle of immaturity. I still remember the night when the hugboxians invaded or the george zimmerman case when we lost out shit and pissed ourselves to sleep. a beautiful time this was.
Im outtie, faggots. Get on getting worse.
>>714392491
u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
>>714392190
What is air
>HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
>newfags cant 7
>HOW DO I REDNAME?
>I bet you can't type "hands free fapping"
>The surgeon spam
>>714392749
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump.
>>714392749
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Does anyone think we'll ever have anything like old /b/ again or are those days over for good?
>>714386070
OP, losers like this:
>>714386564
and various other easily identifiable examples if you peruse for more than 5 minutes any given hour of any given day
incidentally, pic related
>>714393120
i mean, even on the west coast, it's past your bedtime
>this happend
4chan, like the entire internet was better when it was more elitist and excluded people on the grounds of technical skills & gender
>>714393321
no, this happened
>>714393204
I'm not sure what you mean but I'm just going to play it cool.... YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!! FAGGOT!!!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!! I'LL GO TO BED LATER!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>714392866
>newfags cant 7
I couldn't 7 for the longest fucking time...finally figuring that shit out was so satisfying.
remember when we used to have arguments with ebausmworld? Now it's reddit. I miss being a young 21 yr old drunk scrolling through pages of nonsense that I would click anyways. Now the people who use 4chan are the same people I couldn't relate to when I first started browsing are the main user base. I wonder what happened to the OG old fags when old fag wasn't even a thing back in 2004-2006.
>>714388732
Less porn though. I think all the porn is what kills this place, when you have so many threads dedicated to porn it kills of all the threads that don't get bumped as much where something might actually happen.
Anyone here remember that faggot kimmo alm and his faggot anontalk spam?
>>714386070
It's cause Jizzus abandoned us
>>714393714
this.
turns out normies are porn junkies.
>>714387787
Not quite old fag, but here since 06 as well and i can confirm, you aren't missing anything except CP. Every now and then there's a good thread on /b/, but/b/ is pretty much just the gateway drug to other boards. I main /sp/, /fit/ and /pol/ nowadays and come here for porn, although /gif/ is better for that usually
>>714393641
i've always pushed for moving away into mIRC. That way i'd be much harder for kids, especially girls to follow and nerding all over the place
>>714393714
This, cool threads are strangled by porn
>>714394111
and traps. those faggots even got their own board, but yet post on /b/
>>714393714
Plus no one is original anymore. Even the insults are old.
>>714394314
>kys newfag
>>714394404
>cuck millennial
>>714388652
>using phrases like ledditor
>Thinking you're not one of the faggots on the right
So what is to be done about this obvious problem now that the underlying issues have been put out there?
Is there anything that can be done?
>le epic '/b/ used to be good' complaint thread xDD
>le epic '/b/ was never good newfag' quaranteed responses xDDD
>le epic bait replies sprinkled in between xDDDD
>>714394910
Internets dying. I agree with your pic.
Giant meteor please hit us now
needs moar dickants
>>714394910
We turn our computers off and go outside.
>>714395014
It was neither of those really 4chan as a whole was just "good enough" to get by on people continued to come here for that reason
>>714393392
literally this
>>714393931
/b/ is what you we make it, if you get enough people who were around back when meme culture was still new and being internet obsessed wasn't quite as mainstream as it is now it can be pretty fun still. But the past is always seen through rose tinted glasses..
>>714392925
IM FUCKING SKREAMING
>>714386135 Degenerates
>traps.
>furries.
>bronies etc.
Obama happened. We got him elected, and he killed /b/. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>714396674
Fuck you
>>714386070
They casual cakers started pouring in like cake batter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4
>>714386070
I guess I'm still in 2005....quitting smoking tomorrow though.
>>714396908
die nigger
>>714397024
white>knight
>>714386207
I think it's fine if they'd actually follow through with it. Fuck, what even WAS "old" /b/ if not nihilism and hedonism? Problem is everyone's a pussy now.
/b/ can't even troll scientology or piss off tumblr anymore. The spirit is here, dormant, but the talent and the drive is... not missing, really. Waiting?
