hey guys, i did it. got laid from a girl i matched up with on tinder yesterday.
another chick talking to currently
>>714380526
better picture of the girl
bump
Nice
Congrats on the sex
What do you want a trophy?
just matched with this chick
>>714382068
King stays king
>>714381181
a little drunk huh?
>>714381181
>Hey!
>heyy
>hey =)
>heyy!
Wtf is this shit? You have no game whatsoever. I can tell you don't get pussy from any of these roasties.
>>714382651
I didn't reply for 6 hours, so i figured it would be weird to just pick up where we had left off. should I have just kept it going?
>>714382844
You have no idea how many "heys" these sluts get on a daily basis. Every girl needs their beta orbiters. Sure they'll act flirty over tinder for some free male attention, but it's not conducive to getting laid. I usually don't message my new matches for at least a week, then I open with a backhanded compliment. Sometimes they even message me first after a few days of radio silence.
>>714383400
i "hey :)" every single bitch on tinder. well, most of them. If they reply back with a "hey :)" means they want to keep talking. I see what you're saying but there are so many girls on tinder, i don't really mind if more than half of them don't reply.
Okay, where is the part where you got laid
>>714383609
The longer you wait to send the first message, the better. It takes a little patience, but it's well worth it. After a couple weeks, you'll have a steady stream on pussy lined up, and it won't seem like you have to wait so long.
>>714383724
i took a picture with her with my shirt on after we were done. don't have any of us actually fucking, will take one next time though.
>>714380526
>blocks her name
>still visible in 3rd text
>>714383892
of*
>>714383892
i have about ~200 new matches i haven't messaged yet. most of the conversations i've posted are ones i matched up with about 3 or 5 days ago. i absolutely agree.
I normally get a lot of matches, then message them all at once on the weekend or something.
>>714383975
I don't know why, but I'd feel guilty straight after fucking her. Her eyes are telling me she's hoping more from this one night stand. Maybe I'm a white knight.
Out of 500 matches I have had sex with about 5.
>>714380526
Oh look it's OP from last night that fucked up and posted that instagram of the girl and then deleted the thread
Good job it worked out for you with this one though. Didn't think you would make another thread today
>>714383982
i don't even know why i'm blocking her name. I asked her what her middle name was on our date and she was like "jackie". had me kinda confused. Jackie Jackie?
Good job Alex, keep it up, proud of ya
Wow OP good for you. She looks thrillllleeeddd....
>>714384083
Try the backhanded compliment method. For example, I matched this girl who was a 7/10, but her face was caked in makeup. I messaged her "I love how natural you look", and it worked wonders. The trick is to make them feel insecure without outright insulting them. The lower a girl's self-esteem, the more likely it is she will put out.
>>714384490
this is some next level shit. i'll have to try that out.
>>714384269
>>714380526
Damn bro where you living at to be matching all these cuties?
I'm in Idaho and tinder is fuckig BARE!
>>714384704
jersey
>>714384613
She's asking you. Bed has already been made.
>>714384613
Sure thing, bud. By the way, I take back what I said about you "not getting pussy". Clearly you do. Best of luck.
dude, get nudes now.
how long you think you'll keep this up OP?
>>714385016
get pics!
What up you crazy seaman. So you bagged that bird huh? How was she?
>>714385016
quality shit op keep it coming
>>714385232
took her to go get desert at a restaurant, went back to my place, started kissing her. she gets on top of me, looks me right in the eyes, and says "fuck me". She was pretty crazy actually.
>>714385146
tonight? probably like 30 minutes maybe.
tinder? until i'm in a serious relationship.
>>714385343
Nice. Have you talked to that one from earlier today any more? I had to bail pretty early in the thread
>>714385545
ah shit man which one?
>>714385648
That medical chick with the hoe bag friends
>>714382021
Is this supposed to be you or something?
How can I get Tinder without a cell number?
>>714385455
no this has been days you sack of shit
how long you gonna entertain us
>>714385749
OH SHIT this one. I didn't even see she replied earlier. I need to get my shit together on this one. She's hot, and I haven't quite figured out how to approach it. I'm coming off too much like a little bitch. Especially if you guys haven't seen the previous messages, this looks cringey as fuck.
>>714385933
Well I started yesterday.. I'm not sure man
>>714386104
Yeah that one. I saw this earlier I had to run after this.
>>714380526
OP I noticed a fair amount of the females are messaging you fist. Do you usually play passively (talk to girls that message you) or aggresively (you messaging first)
>>714380526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilfb99YJKSI
>>714386288
I'd say 30/70. I usually message first, but that is because bitches are bitches are won't message first. sometimes when i just swipe right blindly i match up with completely ugly fat bags, and they don't message me. It's amazing actually.
>>714386256
I don't think I'm going to send her a message right now. It's pretty late and I think it would be more beneficial to wait and message her tomorrow afternoon. Especially with how the conversation was going, it will at least show that i'm not a desperate shit.
>>714386594
Yeah she is the hottest one yet. Take your time with her.
Fuck. The wife wants to go to bed. She never lets me live vicariously through you kids.
Good luck chadbro
>>714386485
I feel you I try to play passively which is my biggest flaw and the only girls that will message first are ones im not interested in. What would you say is your best opening line or how do you typically start off. Also former marine here what do you do in the guard and how do you like it?
>>714382021
This you OP?
>>714386839
Honestly, opening line I usually just go with a "hey :)" like a fucc boi. The second message is where I change it up. I'll give them an honest compliment or a cheesy one. One of the other anons said something about a back-handed compliment which sounds kinda fucked but also a good idea.
the coast guard is pretty cool, seen a lot of awesome places and done things i never would have thought i would do. I'm a Boatswain's Mate.
>>714380526
nice OP, I was here yesterday and am still in awe of your tinder game. you've got some good looks so that probably plays into it in a significant way.
posting a win i got tonight to bump with related content. not exactly the same style, but it worked nonetheless. i didn't even have to ask for her number
>>714387059
Must be nice, you can use hey cause your a pretty attactive dude, im too close average for that shit. My grandfather was a BM in the navy, he never had anything good to say about it lmao. Fuck it though youve got me motivated time to start messaging some thots.
>>714387143
dude that's epic, nice! what's the plan now? both of those girls are cute too.
All of the tinder girls seemed to have gone to bed for the night so i'm dry. Here's another pic of the chick that I conquered earlier though. This was right after. I told her i needed to take a picture so my "friends" actually believed she came over.
>>714382021
You look like a real piece of shit.
Tinder whores love dickheads like you.
>>714387397
I go to bars every other weekend and the amount of absolutely gorgeous blonde bombshells with ugly fat fucks is outrageous. Any girl you match with on tinder has already accepted your looks, because she swiped right. You already have the key in your hand, just need to figure out which way it goes in to unlock the gate.
>>714387552
dont be jealous give him the props he deserves.
>>714387552
Mangina detected.
>>714387514
How tall are you?
>>714387514
damn, you are attractive as all hell, more attractive than the chick tbh.
>>714387514
>conquered
kek
>>714387642
He's gonna get the herpes he deserves.
>>714380526
>>714387514
Post convo of the OP match, OP?
>>714388099
Condoms. Ever hear of those?
>>714387922
only 5' 9". i'm a pretty average built dude.
>>714388039
thanks man, but this girl was actually gorgeous. Pictures seriously don't do her justice. She does that same face in all of her pictures and it just doesn't accurately show how attractive she is. I'm really surprised the night went as good as it did with her.
>>714388188
Condoms don't stop Herpes. Herpes is a skin virus, simple skin-skin contact will transfer the virus if they're shedding it.
>>714388188
Lol condoms don't protect you from herpes my friend.
>>714388298
You got your own place or did you bring her to the barracks. Not sure how to coast guard housing system works.
>>714388364
>>714388389
Sure, it's not 100% effective. But it helps reduce the chances. Are you betas seriously using that as an excuse as to why you're not getting laid like OP?
>>714387514
i bet thats ur sister u look like a faggot
>>714388175
i only have bits and pieces of it still. She deleted her tinder today because she told me "she doesn't need it anymore after meeting me" so i can't go back and look.
>>714388542
>t. jealous incel
>>714380526
[spoiler]SPIKE DIES![/spoiler]
>>714388541
Of course not. I'm all for getting laid. But just pointing out the misconceptions - people don't understand how some STDs work.
>>714388399
I've had my own place since I made E-4. I'm pretty sure about 90% of E-4s in the coast guard live on the economy. We have small units with no barracks. The nearest coast guard base with an exchange and an actual guard posted at the front entrance is over an hour away.
>>714388688
Thats something a beta would say.
>>714388688
Fair enough.
BRACE YOURSELVES GUYS
QUINTS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
>>714388810
AGIAN!!!!!!!!!!
>>714388810
this is how you get quints man.
>>714388688
Excuse me for having a rudimentary understanding of how the fucking world works. Fuck off.
>>714388810
Nice try
>>714388834
LAUNCHING QUINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
>>714388888
PRAISE KEK
>>714388888
checked lmao
>>714388888
THERE WE FUCKING GO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>714388888
Glad it came in this thread.
>>714388888
gottem
>>714388888
literally the only post in between like 5 posts of trying to get em...
>>714387514
She seems nice anon, gg
>>714382021
Oh shit its you again, this gon be good. Get those virgins
OP can fuck Tinder sluts, big deal? You're not shit. I could bang 7s too. You're just a big fish in a small pool.
>>714382021
wow this fag looks so much like my brother it scared me
>>714389278
what if i am your brother. jeremy?
>>714388888
Checked
>>714382021
Wuddup fellow coastie!! Aet in corpus here
>>714389262
If that were even remotely true, you wouldn't feel the need to rain on his parade with your toxic jealousy. Pipe down, faggot.
>>714389361
hey what's up! I thought I was the only one
>>714388888
Praise quints
>>714389361
coast guard most useless branch of military, get fucking mexico under control already
>>714389262
But you aren't posting pics and proof? Get fucked feg
>>714389361
>Coastie
I used to get so angry when chads got the ladies. Over the past few months I've slowly stopped giving a shit and instead even feel glad when someone else is at least getting some. Have I finally realised that I'm not getting any ever and my brain has just stopped giving a shit?
>>714389473
What is border patrol
>>714389473
>t. idiot
>>714389512
You're just not a jealous fag anymore
>>714389473
I didn't realize the mexican border was a coast
>>714388888
Checked.
>>714389632
>memegen....
Not taking the bait faggot. Fuck off.
>>714389415
There is a few that lurk and post when the military threads are out.
>>714388888
Hey OP I'm a tinder stud too, my latest thing is straight up telling chicks I'm looking for cock worship. It works. Discuss tactics?
>>714389473
I swear if you even say you were just baiting people with this we will know how much of a god damn liar you are.
>>714389692
>>714389811
bait was taken
>>714389816
>dicks for arms
>>714380526
congratulations faggot OP.
No longer virgin
>still kissless though
try grindr next time. better fit for faggot OPs
>>714389875
That wasn't bait bro that guy is really retarded
>>714389777
can you elaborate? I've slowly been getting more aggressive with the messages when I want to make it clear that i just want to fuck, but still figuring it out how to make it work.
>>714389777
My strategy is to not even download tinder, and just cry alone at night because I'm miserable and I'm too much of a coward to do anything to change my life. It works great.
>>714389512
I only need Jesus
>>714390080
Do you ago to Jesus?
>>714380526
>hey guys, i did it. got laid from a girl i matched up with on tinder yesterday.
let me correct that for you
hey guys, i did it. got l̶a̶i̶d̶ assfucked f̶r̶o̶m̶ by a g̶i̶r̶l̶ faggot i matched up with on T̶i̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ Grindr yesterday.
>"still not gay"
>>714390209
Fap***
>>714390041
same tbh... thinking of going to see a psychologist to change things u feel me
>>714384490
Take your pua shit to r9k
>>714387552
>>>9gag
>>714390229
We're not all losers like you. Well I am. But some here have half a dick and can actually use it. Fuck off cunt.
>>714388364
I have herpes and it's not bad at all.
>>714390264
Yeah ,I've actually looked it up. Gonna go see one after Christmas. Don't give up anon.
>>714390361
so he let you fuck his ass too, faggot
>>714389396
Agreed
>>714388888
Ayylmao
>>714390486
Yep it was great. At least I even got gay sex, you probably haven't seen the genitals of another actual human since you've been born. Except for that uncle that used to rape you.
Just got twitter and how the fuck can you stand it? It's like diving face first into an ocean of basic. I've seen more flower crown and dog nose filters in an hour than I ever wanted to in my life. Bios that are just emojis, no bios at all, every fucking chick likes burritos, dogs and travel. It's like panning for gold in a river of shit.
So hard trying to juggle a heroin addiction with this shit. Still getting laid but not coming close to my potential
>>714384138
I started a tinder profile one night and swiped right as much as it would let me.
4 matches. All Hambeasts.
Deleted it after that.
>>714390714
Uncle Grandpa
>>714390738
Hasn't it always been like this?
Lol
OP still average as fuck, goes on /b/ and boasts about fucking some ugly bitch. Bruh if you want attention get it from those dumb hoes. These guys don't admire you they envy you cause they've never gotten laid. Fucking faggot
>>714390738
If you're reading bios before you match, you're doing it wrong. If your'e successrate is 1% of all girls, then 1 in every 100 girls will fuck you. It's about quantity.
>>714380526
>worked.jpg
yeah, definite proof of "i got laid last night"
>what the fuck you talkin' about willis?
>>714381441
>>714380526
>>714380898
OP, you are faggot. do you think you have a point by posting here?
>>714382021
>>714382068
why are you faggot OP? what is your point?
>>714387514
holy shit you're beautiful, why are you acting like you rarely get any attentions from girls? you're literally a 10
>>714387514
youre hot, im not gay but im slightly attracted
>>714387143
ohfuck! OP doxx's himself.
>them braces
>>714391728
lol nice try op
>>714392253
dumbass ever used a phone? it's not OP's pic it's his buddy's pic.
>>714392422
no, I have never used grindr
>>714392336
not op, but alright
>>714381441
If this girl's name is Julie, run tf away.
>>714388550
what a complete faggot
>>714388810
>>714388888
boring quints. faggot.
>>714381181
Hay is for horses
>>714390030
I start with Do you mind if I'm direct with you? After the go ahead, I'm looking for a girl who.. Helps to be attractive but I'm not a 10 and I get girls that are down to actually come to me, fuck their throats on my cock, suck my cum out of me, and leave. Girls appreciate and are turned on by the honesty.
>>714393081
you're so cool dude
>>714387514
Damn, she is pretty. Thats GF/wife material unless her personality is utter trash.
And OP has a sick smile, i wish i had a nice one like that.
>>714393081
whoa nice single you queer
>>714393333
QUADS DON'T LIEEEEEEE
>>714393333
nice quads, his smile made me blush no homo
>>714388888
QUINTS
>>714393502
That's pretty fucking homo you genderqueer bicycle
>>714381181
>>714381181
Wow bro. That is some D- game right there.
>>714388541
Condoms don't really protect your 'fupa' or the base of the penis from genital warts or herpes but they do protect the shaft and head. You can easily remove warts from the base and pubic area but having the infection on your actual peen is more problematic.
wow this thread turned into a fucking warzone OP if you are still here keep the threads coming! i look forward to seeing them
>>714393333
QUADSSSSS
>>714387514
Is this dude /ourguy/ or what?
>>714394163
but i said no homo
>>714387514
No offense OP but you have what doctors refer to as a "punch face" meaning even people that never meet you or talk to you want to smash you in the fucking face.
>>714388888
The QUINTS have spoken!!
>>714389512
No you've just become a true bro. With that attitude, you'll get laid in no.time. Don't be a hater and good things will start to happen lad
>>714380526
Well enjoy your aids.
>>714394781
Hatin ass faggot
>>714394781
>Who cares if I'll die a virgin, at least I didn't get AIDs. Heh heh. Tough luck, Chads.
>>714394642
I'm straight as an arrow but I disagree I think he looks kinda like Casey Affleck. P good looking dude tbh.
>>714395190
>I'm straight as an arrow
you're a left turn arrow
Join our rebellion
>>714391473
>>714395350
K
>>714388888
Mother of God....
>>714395453
join the rebellion
#shiTrump
>>714394555
>>714396820
I voted for Trump tho..
>>714387640
Knowledge
>>714380526
>>714380898
>>714381181
>>714382021
>>714382496
>>714382844
>>714384613
>>714385016
>>714387514
This guy is such an inspiration for me. We share the same name and he used to be a loser in High school and now drowns in pussy being a fit Coast Guard. Good for you, /b/ro
>>714388550
So with all the game you seem to have, why haven't you settled? and what do you do when a girl wants to get serious?
