Waifu claiming thread - Ice Cold Edition
Previous: look in the archive you lazy prick
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Lots of oversexualised content, please, but keep it 2D (2.5D is ok, though)
>RP/ERP is 100% welcome
>Discussion is welcome
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images, you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Give the shitposters a (You)
Cirno claimu'd!
Alice2
uhh
Claimed.
Yeah.
Meta fags get out
Sonokawa Momoka is now officially claimed ^^
>>714371942
Omg don't write so much. I was thinking about whether to reply to you, or not because so many people replied already.
Okay, the latter half of that is what I wanted to know. Also I don't want to sex with dogs! I feel sick.
>>714372082
I can't be your mommy, I'm not the dom type. What did you do to Kurome?
>>714373262
Floppy ears and a long tail are really cute, though, I could never do that. I won't do it for health reasons I just think it's cute.
Can't I just give them half of my dinner every night?
I can't support Amazon.com anymore after what the did to Trump.
Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>714375592
I just like to watch dubbed cause I'm lazy and don't like to read the subtitles as i watch.
All of Deadman Wonderland and all but the last 11 or 12 episodes of Fairy Tail.
>>714375784
I have more if you'd like.
Sameji claim'd
still here
>>714375506
I only came for happenings.
>You're a rare sight.
I haven't been posting much lately.
>>714375565
Is it?
>>714375578
Holy.
>>714375593
Esdeath why.
>>714375646
Maybe if you weren't just another shitposter I wouldn't have. Oh, wait, it wasn't even me.
:^)
You do have your ERP dedicated discord now so why not stay in that?
Rubbu claim.
Rumia claimed
.... not posting anything this time, I guess
>>714376308
>claims Cirno
>pic features Remi
But why?
>>714376420
Alice2 confirmed for cute.
I miss being the guy everyone spoke about. now that dog fucker is here I have no chance
>rip
>>714376308
Cirno take back. Don't claim mai /waifu/
Goodnight Cirno
Goodnight thread and other cirno claimed that doesn't really love Cirno
>>714376666
steal
>>714376662
fuck
steal
>>714376530
You can't see Cirno?
>>714376528
Oh why not?
How've you been liking the new season?
>>714376701
steal
>>714376610
Goodnight, whichever anon you are
>Rumia
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ALL SPIDEYS TO THEIR STATIONS
>>714376777
STRONGET STEAL!!!!
>>714376792
steal
Rolling for Cirno to be unstealable
>>714376824
Steal
>>714376792
>>714376729
I see her there, I just thought it was odd to select a pic which is focusing on a different character.
![c76ee6b9d0e2294a0add350b42d5cfcd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oM01umW.jpg "c76ee6b9d0e2294a0add350b42d5cfcd[1].jpg")
>>714376452
Oh woops, I thought you were asking about the sexual part.
If you don't dock tail or crop ears, then expect health problems down the line with tail whipping and ear infections. It's better to do that.
>Can't I just give them half of my dinner every night?
Their nutrition needs to be balanced so probably not a good idea everyday. Humans and dogs need very different nutrition amounts.
>I can't support Amazon.com anymore after what the did to Trump.
What did they do to Trump? Havent heard.
>>714376863
steal!!!!!!!
>>714376686
Do it, spiderman!
>>714376907
steal
Cirno is unstealable because my trips
>>714376897
>>714376955
STEAL
999!!!!
>>714376995
fuck!!!!!!!
steal
>>714376686
I mean, it's already getting tore down by Cirno.
>>714376736
Oh, it's you! I hadn't realized...
>he~re~tic~
I don't know, I guess it's because I don't really see any point of coming here too often. Plus shitposting and whatnot. Plus I'm doing stuff.
How are you?
>>714376587
Only the best from Alice2.
>>714377032
steal
>>714377072
steal
111
>>714376072
Well theres the game changer right there.
>>714376494
Well I mean if you're offering :^)
>>714376969
>>714377110
shit... cmon
Goodnight you beautiful bunch!
>>714376494
I see. FT could count for a lot of different series because of how long it is!
I'll see you later Juvia.
Rolling for Cirno to be unstealable.
>>714377186
steal!!!
>>714377222
All this Cirno posting is out of hand.
>>714377186
>>714377176
>>714377167
>>714377149
>>714377124
>>714377068
>>714377220
shit....fuck
>>714376983
Right back at you, love
>>714377247
steal
the only way for me to outdo dog fucker I must finally catch a squirrel and post pics of killing. to bad its winter
>>714376120
I've been busy with my studies, but life threw something really good at me that is making me really happy, even now!
>>714376308
gas the fucking kikes already
>>714377288
steal!
>>714377333
>>714377325
dammit
>>714377348
steal`
>>714377055
You didn't?
I'm doing pretty good
>he~re~tic~
W-Why say it like that.
I'm doing pretty good, classes are easing up and we're prepping for the semester finals. Playing World of Warships now
Cirno is forever mine
Rolling for her to be unstealable
>>714377325
>>714377312
>>714377309
>>714377288
>>714377271
>>714377247
Alice2 claimed again..
Just making sure nobody steals the love of my life for me.
YOU can never be too careful!
>>714377376
steal
444
cmon dammit
>>714377444
STRONGET
BAKA
MINE
Rolling for Cirno to be unstealable
>>714377444
bastard!
Fuck you, trying to steal my waifu!
>>714377309
don't let weather stand in between you and 15 minutes of fame on a thread on 4chan.
>>714376903
I'm thinking about getting a giant alaskan malamute and giving it it's own bedroom and mini fridge. Not sure if I have to cut it's poor tail off.
And I don't know, I eat pretty healthy every day. Fruits and vegetables and fresh meats.
The guy that owns amazon.com also owns the washington post and he ordered his journalists to crush trump.
>>714377068
This thread needs more Alice
>>714377444
Well trips win
>>714377238
agreed
>>714377470
Too late
GOT
AND followed with dubs!
>>714377444
>>714377499
>>714377499
>>714377470
>>714377444
>>714377411
>>714377390
>>714377388
>>714377444
Didn't even roll to steal
>>714377378
I didn't, I honestly thought it was some new claimer kek. But oh well.
>Why say it like that?
Because I can, is it wrong?
Oh nice, how are you doing for the finals?
>>714377470
You're just making it worse tbh.
>>714377238
Well I mean, he does this every single time he claims in thread.
BE ADVISED LURKING ANONS, THIS IS AN AUTISTIC CHILD AREA. FOR YOUR SAFETY, YOU ARE ADVISED TO TURN AROUND AND ENTER ANOTHER THREAD.
Cirno is mine
Stealing her
>>714377684
i still dont know who the fuck chen is, but good lord he is a god among us
>>714377124
Of course
Lewds are always available
>
>>714377167
Goodnight Levy, sleep well
Cirno is mine
>>714377620
>MINE
Yeah, I did.
And I won
Now I can finish my math homework...
phew. That was too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU
Still funny.
>>714377789
>>714377789
>BAKA
>MINE
Nope you stole a baka
Everyone knows Cirno isn't a baka
Cirno is stolen by me
amatsun blocked me for erping with him with my mommy fetish
>>714378000
Cirno is mine
Claiming the cirno poster who claims Cirno even though Cirno has already claimed Cirno.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vSbuVcA.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>714377548
>I'm thinking about getting a giant alaskan malamute and giving it it's own bedroom and mini fridge. Not sure if I have to cut it's poor tail off.
Tail docking is done to certain short-haired breeds to prevent tail whipping, which is a condition where the base of the spine and tail itself suffers dislocated vertabrae because of hitting furniture and walls. It's not done to breeds with enough fur to protect their tails to cushion their tails against furniture, or to breeds with thin tails but not enough whipping power to seriously damage their tails on furniture.
>And I don't know, I eat pretty healthy every day. Fruits and vegetables and fresh meats.
Too much fruit is generally bad for dogs, except berries. Meat is their main food.
Nice to give the dog his own bedroom, but why not sleep with him in your own bed? They are great on cold nights.
>>714378111
Cirno steal
>>714377765
Such a mesmerizing view
>>714378019
do you call your dog mommy?
>>714377990
>carrot
Stealing cirno
>>714377889
No, YOU'RE the baka!
And I won.
Go away
I feel like this might be partially my fault...
I'm gonna turn in. Goodnight anons, stay comfy and love freely
Stealing cirno.
Cirno steal
>>714377639
Fucking kek
>N-No
Prepping for finals is going fine. Even if I bomb them I have a nice buffer in my grades
>Literally impossible for me to get less than a C grade
Cirno is mine!
Cirno shall be mine
>>714378059
Your compliments flatter me and make me blush
>
Cirno will be mine forever
Cirno has been stolen by me!
>>714376041 (Ruby)
>You do have your ERP dedicated discord now so why not stay in that?
I didn't say I wanted back in. I was just being spiteful.
And you regardless of who kicked, YOU didn't invite anyone back.
Also, it's not an ERP-dedicated chat.
It has a ton of channel and 44 members.
Cirno steal!
>>714378555
Stealing cirno
>>714378666
Stealing cirno
Ok, I'm gonna go. I need to finish this math homework
>>714378777
Cirno steal
>>714378888
Quads confirm that cirno is mine
Cirno is mine
Cirno steal
>>714378019
Oh I remember once a dog was tail whipping me, I didn't think it could cause any damage. That's sad.
I can't give a dog grapes right? That sux too.
Anyway that malamute is about 6'6" when it stands up and I'm a lot smaller then that. I could get crushed.
>>714378999
Cirno stolen
>>714378999
Stop trying to steal...
>>714377990
Well, look who it is.
How are you?
>>714378059
I didn't know you were lewd.
>>714378216
>can't get less than a C.
I wish I was still like that. I miss my studying self sometimes.
>>714378439
From what I've been told it has a shitton of ERP.
Also, I didn't imply that. I was implying not to shitpost here but somewhere else, since that's all you do, shitpost. It surprises me you haven't posted any of your videos here, but I guess you use your discord for that.
>didn't ask about channels
>didn't ask about members
>says it anyways
A ton of your members see it as a joke really.
>>714378078
What did you do to Kurome? Bring her back.
>>714379000
Wow, just in time. I got back
lmfao
>>714379000
>>714378999
B-BAKANA
>>714379012
Well...I never actually study...I just kinda pay attention in class and slack off everywhere else.
>Procrastinate every assignment to the day before
>>714379000
"Trying"
You mean I stole her right?
>>714379012
You never asked. :^)
>>714378350
Well you're very welcome
Now I sleep for real
Good night thread
Good night, my waifu, Cirno
>Cirno
>>714379336
This one's rather lewd but you've earned it
>
>>714379200
well, for...
< 1 second
>From what I've been told it has a shitton of ERP.
It has some. Not a "shitton"
>not to shitpost here but somewhere else, since that's all you do, shitpost.
I don't USUALLY shitpost.
I shitpost 1/3 of the time. But I don't do it to ruin the threads.
That's just me.
>It surprises me you haven't posted any of your videos here
I haven't been able to make any in awhile.
>A ton of your members see it as a joke really.
>implying
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6oOQ0nw.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>714378958
>Oh I remember once a dog was tail whipping me, I didn't think it could cause any damage. That's sad.
Yes, this is why tail docking and ear cropping is so important and I abhor the idiots who try to get it banned calling it "animal cruelty". Complete morons doing more harm than good, much like PETA.
Grapes and raisins are poisonous to dogs. A lot of fruits are. Fruit isn't their ideal choice. Berries are okay, but meat is best, especially organic meat. NEVER give non-organic beef to your dog. It is full of hormones which they are sensitive to. Give them non-organic poultry/fish, or organic beef only. Never regular beef..
>Anyway that malamute is about 6'6" when it stands up and I'm a lot smaller then that. I could get crushed.
That's rather large. Are you getting a male? I don't think females get that big.
>>714379562
sorry, forgot to also link
>>714379012
Ok, but I'ma go for now
>>714379562
Just because you got trips right after me doesn't mean you stole her again.
You didn't even roll for anything then
>>714379176
I mean, I used to do the exact same and I did fucking great, but then university hit, and oh boi does my university hit hard.
It is the hardest in our country and widely acclaimed world-wide so I guess I should've gotten prepared for studying, but I'm not used to it.
>>714379336
Thighs if you give Courtney to me?
>>714379562
>Some
So a lot.
>1/3
Every single time I see you here you're spamming Cirno pics, replying to nobody, just spamming. Also linking other threads for whatever reason.
>I haven't been able to make any in awhile.
So you would post them kek.
>>implying
Not implying, I was actually begin serious about that. Either for the drama, to piss of people there, or for the laughs.
>>714379504
I will accept with grace and honor
>>714379055
nothing id like to see him aswell
>>714379919
That pic
>wew
>don't tease
>
>>714379883
Kek. That's how we all start out really
>Image
You know Saratoga's nickname right?~
>>714379745
I told you to stop. Which is enough.
>>714379883
>So a lot.
No, most of the discussion that occurs is not ERP. I would say... < 5% in any of the chats itself.
>Every single time I see you here you're spamming Cirno pics
Because Cirno a cute
>replying to nobody, just spamming.
Sometimes I offer lewdz and stuff. But it's not "spam"
>Also linking other threads for whatever reason.
Usuaully, that's when I try to GET for Cirno
>So you would post them kek.
If people wanted to see them.
>Either for the drama, to piss of people there, or for the laughs.
I'm not even going to ask who you asked.
Because I don't really want to hear your answer.
I'll trust my members that that's not the case, and I'll not believe what you say. Because I'm not THAT much of a suspicious fuck.
You're probably trying to get me to harass my members for answers to your lies to scare them away, but I'm not stupid.
>>714379636
But you're okay with having sex with dogs?
>>714379949
You're hiding her, I just know it.
Thread. Thread never changes.
>>714380689
Amen!
>>714380546
Yeah but you rolled for my to stop TRYING to steal.
But I stole which =/= trying to steal
Also you rolled for me to stop AFTER i stolr
![georgette[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qXnyZom.jpg "georgette[2].jpg")
>>714380597
Of course
>>714380793
Ok, I'm done.
No more replies to your gay shit.
Cirno is mine. Eat a dick
>>714379883
Tempting, but nah.
>>714380096
I aim to please
>>714380999
STRONGET.
Cirno mine forever
>>714381007
fuck.
but whatever.
She's still mine
>>714380279
Not really.
Also, I was being slightly wew for Court, mind you.
>>714380546
>No, most of the discussion that occurs is not ERP.
A little ERP is enough. ERPing unironically is cancer.
>Because Cirno a cute
Every waifu is considered cute by their claimer. Doesn't mean you have to post every pic in the book in once sitting.
>Sometimes I offer lewdz and stuff. But it's not "spam"
Still spam.
>Usuaully, that's when I try to GET for Cirno
Still spam.
>I'm not even going to ask who you asked.
I didn't ask anyone. It's usual discussion. I'm not going to ask things about a server I have no interest in. Hell, I was even invited and I rejected.
Trust your members all you want but information is going to leak out, and, in fact, it already has. It happened in Kyouko's discord, it happened in mine and it happened and will continue to happen in yours.
And I'm not trying to get you to do that. Why would I? I'm just telling you the truth. Hard cold facts.
>>714380994
I have more where that came from boss.
>>714378084
Do you have a problem with me posting carrots or something?
>>714379012
Doing quite fine, thank you very much.
>>714380994
Then please me and post lewds
>>714381104
whatever.
I'm out now.
Sleep doesn't seem to be coming anytime soon...
>>714380904
How did you first start?
>>714381512
Have you tried ODing on melatonin?
Day two of being an adult comes to a close and I want to die
>Hamakaze claimed
>>714381713
Don't have any on hand unfortunately
>>714381104
It's Sis Sara~
:^)
>Not being www for me
Not even for old times sake?~
>>714381856
why
![tumblr_mff431g49n1rcb0d2o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/beSynjo.jpg "tumblr_mff431g49n1rcb0d2o1_500[1].jpg")
>>714381591
I actually didn't get my first dogs until the age of 23. I got my golden and poodle first, then my german shep and husky 2 years later.
I grew up very poor so I had to work enough to move out of the ghetto. Since I've moved out life has been getting progressively better.
Now I enjoy daily life with my dogs, and I plan on getting a doberman soon. Maybe even some kind of cattle dog. In 2 or more years I'll get a horse if all goes well.
>>714381935
>Image
>>714381856
>Ignores
>>714381866
Hello God tier style, how have you been?
>>714381944
Because everything I do now has a greater consequence
>>714382120
Ok
>>714381935
We were never lewd to each other, you lewd fa-- bote*
>>714376308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>714381866
Shame. I use it mostly when I can't sleep, its nice and doesn't make me feel like I'm tripping balls.
>>714382033
And... and you're willing to put your thing in all of them? Also how hard did you have to work to leave the ghetto?
>>714382356
That's where you're wrong. You remember that time :^)
>Fa-bote*
You're gonna milk this one aren't you?
>>714382328
Also go to sleep
>>714382220
Good evening Lewd Hat. I've been ok, stressed with school but otherwise same as always. How have you been?
>>714382368
Yeah, it's useful as fuck, but I've been turning to it too much recently and am thus out now.
>>714381175
No. Just an observation.
>>714382556
Illya!
>>714382328
youre overthinking it.
>>714382556
Same as usual working for the weekend and pushing toward my paid vacation. Other than that nothing much
>>714382519
But we never had any "time"?
>You're gonna milk this one aren't you?
I mean, I almost switched myself so maybe I shouldn't.
>>714382646
Don't touch my Illya please.
>>714382787
That goes for you too.
![537828_1284213889682_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ucEdJJ6.jpg "537828_1284213889682_full[1].jpg")
>>714382518
Yeah. They are great. They're basically my wives.
It took a long time to get out of the ghetto. I didn't get my first car until 21, and it only came with a lot of hard work. It sucked.
Lots of evil niggers and gang violence. Really bad upbringing. I had to raise myself to learn a sense of morals basically. My mom was a psychotic catholic lady who thought giving half the family income to a Mercedes-driving pastor would help us escape the ghetto, and my brother is a backstabbing piece of shit who threatened to extort me or reveal my secret of bestiality.
I don't really keep in touch with them anymore, but my mom runs my dog walking business and I earn revenue from it without having to work.
Honestly I don't want to get close to them.
>>714382836
You're no fun~
Just get it out of your system... watermelon
Last image
>>714382646
Yuuki! Sorry I've been so absent. How have you been?
>>714382787
Any plans for said vacation?
>Illyasviel
>>714382990
>watermelon
Goodbye.
>>714382908
I'm sorry, I just really had nothing to say.
What are you up to?
>Ruby
>>714383507
Good, I've been absent too. Wanna play Rocket League?
>Yuuki
>>714383587
NOOOOOOOOOO
>Sara
>>714382556
Ah, I'm almost out which reminds me I should get more tomorrow.
>Penny
>>714383616
Not tonight unfortunately. Ping will be insane and I'm still hoping for sleep. We should play something soon though. I've been spending a bit of time trying to be half competent at support in League when I should have been studying.
>Illyasviel
Hurry up with that new thread.
>>714384112
All good, these next two weeks are gonna be hell for me with finals. Who have you been playing?
>Yuuki
>>714384255
I own Soraka and Zillean, played a lot of Nami this past week and really enjoyed her
>Illyasviel
>>714383587
Late night vidya.
