Welcome /b/ to Anon confessions.
Here you can tell fellow anons all the bad things you've done without anyone knowing who you are.
>like cheese pizza
>grope girls at concerts
>adore creepshot threads
live a normal life, everyone likes me and doesn't even begin to suspect a thing
>>714371080
That's me anon, except the cheese part. That's fucked.
>>714370834
I know this hot girl who sometimes sticks her phlegm in my mouth when drunk. Secretly turns me the fuck on. Am I alone?
I have a huge cuck fetish and want to drug my girlfriend and watch another guy go to town on her
I barely get to tell people the awful shit I feel bad about doing so imma make a list
Sold boy to many young teens, one almost od on me
Stole a bunch of shit from friends
The amount of flexing involved in my outfits
I guess the worst thing I have really done is sell heroin to kids
>>714372490
Jesus anon... YOu're a saint
>>i lie all the time
>>i still have complicated feelings about my ex from 3 years ago
>>i am a general piece of shit and i hate my life
>>714372923
was going to post
in the exact same situation
I snuck into my gfs 11 yr old sisters room. Found her dirty underwear. Jerked off with them and leftba huge wad of cum in the crotch
>>714370834
i once a whole marijuana
>>714372490
How are you not in jail? Trust me I believe that it doesn't work but if anyone deserves that sort of torture...
>>714370834
I felt my younger sister up while she slept at night, regularly, for months.
>>714373081
is that her?
When i was 11 or 12 i somehow convinced my 10 yr old cousin to blow me one night we were ssharing a bed it was my first gay experience i remember cumming unexpectedly but no jizz yet
one day in 1985 I fucked my wife, her best friend, and her best friend's sister.
Have some sort of addiction on hitting girls I shouldnt.
>fuckd my exgf's sister while she was really drunk.
>fuckd muh exroomate gf (didnt knew at the time) but after found out. Kept doing it.
>hit on my cousing
>>714373081
show pic of panties
>>714371891
Yes. Very alone.
>>714373081
same. even made a fake instagram/snapchat to talk to her.
>>714370834
I fucked a white dude in the ass. By fucked a white dude in the ass I mean I barely got my dick in his ass. Then when it was in there I realized it wasn't my kind of thing. Then I came, apologized and left. I came because he wanted cum on his asshole and it felt selfish of me to not...
He tried to invite me over again after. Was not feeling it...
I also got mugged by a tranny shortly after. I thought maybe it was the lack of female parts. But trannys are dudes, man... I tried to back out and she got pissed.
>>714370834
How did you get this pic it's my gf.
>great relationship with partner
>get along with everyone I meet and have a healthy social life
>active sporting life
>closet bisexual
>enjoy shemale/trap porn
>dieing to suck cock and be fucked in the ass
God dammit why cant I cross out the last few
>>714373026
yup it sucks. the other day she followed me on instagram after having me defriended for 3 years and it has been fucking with me badly. every single time she does something like that, or randomly texts me about some stupid shit i'll get stuck thinking about her for days at a time. god dammit i'm getting mad as fuck thinking about this lol fuck
>>714370834
- I'm 34 and still pick my nose and eat my findings
- I've had sex with two trannies
- Met up with and had sex with 3 women on aff and craigslist
Afterward I always feel bad, but I'd gladly do it again now.
>>714373549
Idk nobody tends to think it all that weird either
A year ago I fingered my step sister. Ended with a blow job, I hated myself afterwords.
>>714373276
Sam is that you?
>>714373112
>>714373697
I still have our prom pictures even though days after she ended our multi year relationship she said it didn't mean anything, fuck dude
I spent 3 years in a mental hospital.
>>714373697
Never understood why this happened to me too. I fucking hate my ex but couldn't stop thinking about her. I think that it was an ego thing, and my mind couldn't handle the fact that she broke up with me (and not the other way around).
>>714374003
yeah thats what happened after a whole
I slept with my boyfriends best friend :/ (im gay and slept with a girl, it was weird)
Also thought of a couple more "fun" confessions to go with my depressing ones.
>>hooked up with a very good friend's ex after we randomly ran into each other at a bar one night. had slight regrets because feelings got complicated but holy shit she was so hot it was totally worth it. he still doesn't know to this day we ever did anything.
>>fucked a hooker in Amsterdam
When I was 15 I went to my friend's house and he and his 12 y/o sister were there. I asked him to run down to the gas station and grab some food for us all. He leaves, sister is in her room. I walk in and we talk a little, she is obviously a slut, and I wanted a piece. One thing led to another and we started fucking. Friend gets back. oshit.png He catches us right as I nut in her.
>>714373193
Yeah me too anon. And she was awake one time. Family found out but didnt say shit. It will comeback to haunt me though.
>>714373395
Damn dude. That's legendary. High Five!
I got a shampoo bottle stuck up my ass when I was 15. I thought the flared base was plug like, but noo. I was crying, digging around in my ass and bleeding for hours, scared I'd have to tell my parents. When I finally pulled it out my asshole was spent and gaped. I had my first orgasm as I pulled out the bottle and rubbed my clit. Easily the hottest thing I've ever done
I went to jail for 3 months for getting nudes from a 14 year old, got out on bail and fled the country
>>714373154
I have charges but I am also relatively young and a lot smarter when I am handling the boy so I guess thats why I am not in a cell, is it really that bad??
I once correctly picked all the images of a storefront on the first try.
>>714373603
Niggah please!
Fuck my female cousin 100 times over the course of a summer. Hottest sex ever shes a squirter. She used to edge my cock durungs bjs lemme cum on her face. Fucked hervraw a couple times
i smoke weed and tobacco alone all night and day and i feel the cancer and tar bubbling in my right lung and have an aching lump on my testicle but i am suicidal so am not telling anyone and letting it happen so i don't have to kill myself
I cant tell if its just a vivid delusion but I can feel the lump at least and my chest hurts all the time. I am convinced I have less than a year to live.
dunno how to green, not nerd
pathological liar, smartest social snake there ever was.
been smoking weed for 6 years and through 2 girlfriends, lied daily. every day i lied about something, still do sorry.
roommate smokes weed and does coke and drinks a lot, 'i barely drink'(which is true, i barely do but its becuase im always lit.
have a schedule, gf works normal hours 8-6 and i have class as well as 2 jobs. available work hours are 4 am to midnight on certain days, so basically i hardly see her :(
but ive been spending 0 dollars on it because once you have a solid base and can talk to people, you can make money off them in my area since A LOT of people smoke here.
but ya crazy good lair and scary good at living it. picture kevin spacey from house of cards, but in average white suburbia and up and cmojng at the age of 25.
ALSO INCREDIBLY LIT CURRENTLY
also incredibly lonely lifestyle lye to parents, friends, siblings ect
questions?
>>714370834
Tears ago, in the 11th grade, I got revenge on my ex-gf by snitching on her and her friends when she pulled the fire alarm during a school day. She was expelled and had to get a GED from an alternative school, while I got a week of free snacks from the school store (the teacher I snitched to also ran the store in the mornings).
>>714374783
tits
>>714374822
did you know her
>>714374365
It's not that weird. Lots of people sleep with girls.
>>714374783
I pray my daughter never does that.
>>714374839
Die slow
>>714374079
oh yeah i have like 3.5 years worth of photos and notes and love letters and shit. i can't bear to throw them away.
>>714374291
Very well could be the case for you. I know mine is because our relationship went from perfectly fine to totally destroyed in like 3 weeks. Long story short we were both a couple weeks into study abroad and she dumped me via skype. I think the fact that I never got to let out my real feelings to her during the breakup in person might have something to do with me. Probably also doesn't help that we had a drunken make out sesh one night at the bar like 1.5 years after the breakup (also this was our first time seeing each other or talking at all after we broke up). Man now my mind is all fucked up thinking about this lol
>>714374956
not joking. I wish I was though.
3 weeks ago i fucked my friends mom in the pool
>>714375098
Sort of, a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm the one eho took my friend's diamond pickaxe :(
I roleplayed online as a dominatrix and sent a shitload of nudes to rich old men for rare Gaia Online items when I was 12
fucked my cousin's wife
a lot of the time while he was sleeping in the living room of their house
one time we fucked in her son's room while he was gone with friends with my cousin asleep in their bedroom
shit happens
>>714375144
Was she hot?
>>714373697
my ex of 6 years, who is in a 5 year relationship is coming to my house to fuck me tonight.
Hold on hope anon.
I'm pretty religious, I did a lot of missionary stuff before I turned 18.
I don't know why I love shemale and trap shit but it turns me on. Not gay cause I could never see myself loving a man....but if they're a trap or shemale....act like I'm normal at church and work but I'm actually very sexually active with myself. And by myself I meam my ass.
>>714375049
what
Whenever I have the chance, I put the head of attractive womens toothbrushes into my asshole. I study their position first, then I do the deead, then I clean them and use some toothpaste on the bristles until they dont smell anymore and put them back as they were. I love the idea of them brushing their teeth later with it.
>>714375210
Are you a boy?
>>714375112
Lol alright boy, Think about that while all your relatives and friends beg me for another hit.
>Im a creepshot lover no one knows
>Rubbed my cock against my cousins ass and left her without pijamas when she was sleeping more than one time
>Im a perfect lier
>>714375327
Show us your genitals
>>714375269
i can find a picture... maybe not the hottest but huge fake tits
>>714375103
But, as stated, i'm gay... she just happened to look like the type of guys i like, and i cheated on my boyfriend of 5 years with her, he still does not know
>>714375112
(shampoo anon)
horny kids do weird shit. Just teach her to trust you enough to tell you when there's something stuck in her butt instead
>>714375407
If I ever catch you selling drugs to anyone in my family I will murder you. I don't give a fuck about the charges.
>>714375532
are you a gay grill?
>>714370834
Got assaulted in detroit a few years ago by a group of men and I just snapped.
Not really sure what I did but it involved jabbing a broken bottle into the necks of at least 2 of them.
I ran...... I didn't know what to do.
Pretty sure I killed 3 people /b/.... And it haunts me to this day.
>>714374783
come to daddy, show me where it hurts? want me to kiss it better?
Spend 2 years going to a youth group to manipulate the lead singer to give up on god. Had her going gor 4 months but the emotional toll got to her. She cried in front of people multiple times ehile singing in front of like 45 people because of looking at her dissapointed. I left due to giving up on her and it hit me later all the sudden and feel like shit since.
>>714375582
I wasn't sure if I'd be mature enough to handle that but yeah... It's better to take her to the hospital rather than to have her blow out her ass. Maturity is a bitch. They don't prep you for this in adult orientation.
>>714375377
nope
>>714375144
details.
and also wtf are you in december in a pool,
southern hemi?
>>714375696
And by people, you mean nignogs right?
>>714375696
like vietnam huh
>>714375456
>>714375269
>>714375144
she looks linda crazy in this picture but its the clearest one i could find
I washed out of the Air Force in Basic Training at age 18, and then the Army during AIT at age 19.
>>714375456
Well did you titty fuck? If you didn't, you gotta go back in there.
>>714375453
chest genitals
>>714375453
nah
>>714375867
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>714375607
Based on your reaction, I am assuming you have children that may be nearing their teens. As a warning, they will do anything to hide their addictions, keep a close eye on them! Btw I would NEVER go to their place to drop off and no man that sells H would, unless they wanna get caught or are really desperate for the cash
>>714375851
OOoooooooo. Good shit, Anon. I was expecting a chubby lady. You're a bad friend and you should consider getting into a real relationship to honor her.
But nooooiiiiiiicce
>>714375851
You are right, she is hideous. Show nudes
>>714375838
Yeah. I will never go back there
>>714375846
Wasn't in vietnam. Never served becauase I was deemed "mentally unfit" for service.
Makes getting a job difficult too
>>714375882
We were in the pool but i tried to slide my dick in for a few seconds... she kinda bounced with it but it was uncomfortable so i just fucked her
>>714375653
Nope, a guy... i regret doing it, twas an awful night, and i hate myself
>got closer to my friend's now exgf
>we hang out like friends since high school
>stay at her place one day
>takes one of her panties
>jerks off while sniffing them
>>714375807
You know what? At least you've learned from the experience. Maybe you could help a younger generation?
>>714370834
I didn't check my blind spot and cut off one guy really badly on a highway.
I'm sorry, guy!
>>714376027
dont have any.
>>714375867
thanks for having the balls for actually committing to trying unlike most of us here wouldnt commit
>>714376051
God damn. You fucking stud.
>>714375532
Big deal. He's a gay. It's not like his feelings matter anyway.
>>714374291
Thats exactly my problem. I feel if I would have of split from her like a boss it would be fine. Fucking batch.
i shot a squirell in the mouth with a bbgun while he was munching on a pecan
>>714375705
yes please daddy
>>714375978
I'll do my best to raise my children. If I catch you selling drugs to them, I will murder you. That's the end of the story.
>>714376231
as you can see from the expensive as stone collection, shes got some bank.
Im heading up to their ski house over winter break and its just me her and my friend. might take a day off from snowboarding to fuck her while my friend is gone
>>714375867
but in battle you may have more balls than i do but based on the fact you failed;
in olden times you get fucking wrecked first,
and if that photo is you,
then the gaze coming from that face reaffirms my thoughts :)
>>714375705
are you autistic? Because this is how you become autistic
>>714370834
I came in the alfredo sauce twice at a restaurant I used to work at
>>714376280
Your feelings dont matter, you fucking cuck
>>714375210
Post the pics
>>714376415
Seriously consider getting into a relationship with her. How did you two feel after you came?
>>714376194
I tried...twice. The first time, I didn't really have a choice; my parents forced me to enlist while still in high school (or be sent to live with my ultra-evangelical aunt and uncle, who would have forced me to join or become homeless), and I shipped out just 2 weeks after graduating.
I am now permanently disqualified from ever reenlisting, even though the last time I washed out was in 2008.
>>714376431
Possibly. I do notice I have a little more discipline, awareness, and self-control than most people my age (27). Could just be disillusion.
But no, the pic isn't me.
>Secretly bisexual
>Turned on by everything including animal porn, incest and cheese
>Huge thief and liar
>Want to fuck family members
>Have a somewhat average cock but somehow I'm still amazing at sex
>Not even 21 and I've had sex with over 30 different girls
>Regret most of my life
Feels good to get this off my shoulders
>>714376431
What are you on and why aren't you sharing?
>>714376137
Good idea. I can tour schools and tell kids what not to put in their butts. I can take on a stage name, too. How about "the Gaping Wonder?"
I don't feel like telling the whole story, but essentialyl I made up a story and claimed I was getting bullied, and eventually transferred middle schools ~10 years ago. I've never told anyone that I lied about it, and I can say 100% it has changed my life completely. I'm not sure if it was for better or worse, but my life is built upon a lie I made long ago.
>>714370834
holy fuck never tought that was going to see some sex pics of her
>>714376611
i cant she has a husband and it felt like we are only going to fuck. her husband works for a company and is in china for the next few weeks so we are gonna fuck more than do anything intimate plus shes weird only good for her body
>>714375143
Dude pics or nada. You know the rulios.
>>714375696
Honestly doesn't sound that bad, sure you may regret it, but you may have saved your own life in the process
>>714376889
What pics?
Make a batch of cookies with a lot of my cum in the batter. I sent them to my ex. She ate all of them.
>>714375371
Thats awesome
>>714376519
no thanks don't feel like getting arrested for child porn today
>>714376772
Holy shit, you're shampoo ass too?? I'm going to need a lot more stories about you.
But I'm just saying you could help girls be more comfortable with their sexuality with funny anecdotes.
>>714370834
I have the fault for advised my neighbor to not circumcise his 3 sons. I'm a bad person, I know it.
>Jerk off to Instagram pictures of 11-15 year old girls almost daily
>Don't feel bad and feel bad for not feeling bad
>>714376862
Hmmmm... well, I think you're in a bad position. Morally I would say stop fucking her if you're not willing to get her to divorce her husband.
Sexually I say fuck her for a long time until you get tired of it and let it fizzle out.
But I don't think you should listen to my dick over my head. It doesn't work out for me that well. But you should do what you like regardless of what anyone else thinks or feels.
>>714370834
Okay. Something different.
I have been living a completely double life, one normal (ie, full time job, relationship, etc) and the other a bachelor (ie, flirts with girls, faps to 4chan like the rest of my fag /b/ros, etc). Nobody except myself knows about this double life of mine. I feel no guilt in it. I know that I am like doing wrong but I have my second life so controlled and in tune with my normal life that it just feels natural to me and it's been like 3 years. I set boundaries for myself and control it in a way which does not affect anyone I know. It just is normal for me. It all just blends nicely. That is my anonymous confession. Hope you all liked.
>>714376649
>sex with over 30 girls
I suck at being promiscuous.
>Aunty was raped
>cunt only got 6 years and was out in 4
>a year later I see him out on the town
>follow him home in car, decide "fuck it, why not?
>hit and run
>cunt goes and dies the next.
>be me getting away with murder
>>714376113
Did you steal them? Panty Raid?
>>714377130
shampoo ass = child dominatrix = me
I was (am) super sexually curious, got a shitload of stories to tell. Definitely big on being comfortable with your sexuality and safe sex, too. I probably would make a good advocate tbh
>>714371080
Totally same. Cheese Pizza a bit matured though.
>>714376141
You piece of shit! Kys.
>>714377636
You sound like fun
Kik me easiest1
>>714374783
>Is a huge fucking faggot
>is a disgrace for his own parents
>Weeb reaction image
There is the joke.
>>714377466
Sooooooo... You're normal. That's your confession.
>>714376680
pineapple express and a beer called racer 5
>>714377593
If I were god and I existed, I'd let you into heaven. This legal system is fucked up.
i lost my job, my home, a promising friendship/possibly something more, everything i owned, all because i reported my out of state landlord to the authorities when he refused to repair a window that wouldn't shut and let cold air into my home and clean up the black mold and he instituted a campaign of harassment.
he was fined 1.7 million dollars and immediately had every single one of his employee's sign a complaint with the local prosecutor saying i threatened the property manager a woman with a 15 year history of delusion filled bipolar mania and violent crime record going back longer than i was alive.
i was literally held in jail for nothing, beaten into a coma for three days and lost all my hair because of the stress. after i got out i instituted my own campaign against the mother fucker that included me running him off the road, swatting his house at random times for 6 months, culminating in me stealing his money and putting a mortgage on his house and donating all the money to various causes.
i was never caught, he lost his house because the bank refused to believe the mortgage was fraud apparently he once committed insurance fraud once and got caught. it made the fact that i spent the next six and half years with no car, no job, i once ate ketchup packets for two days because i had no food and my family refused to help me, and every day for a long time it hurt me that i lost that relationship almost worth it.
I fuck my best friends wife like twice a month. And I don't feel bad cause I think she deserves to be satisfied.
>>714377434
im probably going to fuck her for the next few weeks until her husband gets back. he goes on "business trips" pretty often and i think he is fucking another woman. if they do divorce though, i might try to go into it not just for fucking
When i do coke my inner bi feelings always come out and I find myself on Grindr and end up jerking off into my own mouth. Sometimes I love it, sometimes I'm humiliated :/
>>714370834
i chuged at a pontif fight club then killed my dueler and the host
>>714370834
MORE pics of her
>>714377636
I really think you do and I really feel like these young girls need a positive figure that's not ashamed of themselves. Even if it doesn't get to them right away, i'm sure having heard that experience might help them somewhere down the line.
Also you're turning me on and it's getting harder not to hit on you.
>>714377849
If you were fucking my mom all I'd ask for is a shot at commitment. You wouldn't have to marry her. Just don't treat her like a fling.
>>714377722
don't kik people i meet on 4chan, sorry dude
>>714370834
Not a bad thing, but i have a fucking small cock, if that counts as a confession...
I'm attracted to 8 years plus. Both genders. Anyone relate?
>>714378109
well if she wants to keep coming back to fuck, i mean maybe she is the one who doesn't want to take it any further
>>714378235
Not guys but 8 y/o girls can be pretty hot, prefer slightly older but I don't judge
>>714377593
Not too bad. He could have done it to other people
>>714377822
That shit snowballed. I'm sorry dude. Just keep trying.
>>714377972
Not gonna post any nudes but this is her.
>>714377763
>story literally says clit, pretty sure I'm a girl
>uses emo cartoon reaction image
>>714378185
S'all good
I don't blame ya
>>714377051
Of your "girl". Fuck niggah welcome home to 4chan.
>>714378288
But as my friend I'd expect you to try your best to protect her honor in this shady situation.
>>714378454
And by "clit" you mean "minipenis"
You know the rules of the internet.
>>714377976
Totally agree. Butt shampoo role models for all.
You seem pretty cool, anon. Got any stories?
When I was 14 I got fucked in the ass by business man while on family vacation. I went through a hard core gay sub phase so the thought of getting fucked by strange older men , didn't help I got my mom's looks. Anyway while my family was out souviniere shopping I was in the hotel room taking pics of my boipussi ass up,face down For Craigs list. Got a reply instantly. Told him I was 18 of course. We fucked 3 times over a 2 day 4 day stay. Plus 2 bjs in the lobby.
Worshiped that guys cock. Any way haven'tly really had sex since and still feel awkward around girls despite not being attracted to dudes anymore.
Pic kinda related
>>714378341
Cheers. Guess the guys is because I used to play with my guy cousin when we were young.
jerked my dad with spit When he was totaly drunk on his bday
me was 21 it was his 45. bday
Wow. Mine hasn't even gotten a reaction.
>>714370834
I accidentally sucked my brother-in-law's dick when my sister was away.
>>714378397
everyday i just want to fucking take my ginsu carving knife and killmyself because of all of that shit.
6 1/2 fucking years my family does nothing to help my but they keep my fucking retard brother in a working vehicle insurance gas drugs and everything he could want. i really want every day want to kill myself i wok up from a slow suffocating death starting at 14 and ending at 24 struggled with my health till 28 (brain tumor and recovery time) and i have fucking nothing at 25
>>714378950
"accidentally"
>Have house
>Have car
>Have good job
>Tradesman
>Go to work everyday
>Charm every woman on every job in their house
>Meet numerous women everyday
>It's a game now
>Have met with many out of hours
>Could have fucked
>Should have fucked
>Havent
>Come home from work every day
>Lay on couch and jerk off to fucked up shit
>bestgore
>efukt
>orsm
>inhumanity
>4chan
>What the fuck is my problem.
>>714378950
Please elaborate as to how you did this accidentally
>>714379024
I mean 35
>>714370834
SERIAL NUMBER KILLING MACHINE
NIHILISTIC MEANS
>>714370834
Sauce?
I'm a bit of a voyeur. Started with my sis and her friends. Recently saw neughbor girl get out of the shower and let her lil brother play with her tits. Was one of my most exciting creeps. Also saw her sister taking nudes and sexting.
-i jerked off with used panties of friends mom and then came into her shampoo
-got my dick licked by dog
-jerked off in a bus
-guy I had rented flat from was real dick so i stuck his tv remote in my ass while masturbating and didnt wash it
- fucked my bong, all my friends have smoked from it since
- jerked off in school, then wiped cum of my hands on my hot teachers jacket
-jerked off with bra of wife of my boss
Am planning on moving away with my gf, but actually want to break up with her, because she's the only,girl I've ever dated. I just feel like I haven't experienced enough to know if this is actually love or not. I could have just cheated on her, but am not a shit stain, and never would do that. I think I love her, but want to branch out to know for sure. But, if I leave her and find out I acually do love her it might be too late to get her back. An advice?
>>714370834
Jerked off in front of a few much younger kids when I was growing up. They liked watching. I'd never to that now though.
>>714379479
The best time to have planted an oak tree is 300 years ago. The second best time, is now.
>Move away to go to school, now in long distance relationship
>Horny as fuck, make a dating account
>Going through quick matches
>See my boyfriend in my local area
>HEART STOPS
>Find out he was last online just a few days before I made my new account
>changed his address to my local one to find my account because he was suspicious without telling me
>before I panic delete i get one last message
>the current boyfriend of my high school friend
>flirt back, immediately screencap and send it to her and tell her he's been cheating
>she's probably beating his ass right now
>I delete everything and start believing in God and counting my blessings
I threw a big ass rock through somebody's windshield while they were parked in their car. It was a back road out in the desert and there was nobody else around and me and my buddy were out drinking. I still think the car was either there to get drugs or fuck. Either way I fucked up somebody's night really hard. Spent the rest of the night leading the cops on a wild goose chase through the nearest subdivision. I don't like telling this story cause I'm always afraid I'm gonna tell in to the person's windshield I smashed
>>714379479
Ask if she'd be willing to do an open relationship/threesome
>>714378756
I really want to do this.
Also, Im no psychiatrist but I think you may be repressing your sexuality out of some kind of latent guilt. Accept it anon
my girlfriend has a hot twin that I want to fuck very hard
>>714379479
I say that if you really want to go for it, talk to her about it. Maybe suggest a temporary split for a few months, but be warned. If you do so, she might go for other people to see how she feels about you and might not love you anymore. Imo you should stick with her, for if the specified disaster occurs, that's exactly what you might be doing to her
I legit raped a chick three times over the course of two years.
Did the same to a different chick back in November
>>714379617
Lol something similar happened to me to.
>>714379796
If they're twins, what's the major difference?
I want to fuck my best friend. I would probably wife it tbh, might be too late though shes got a baby, and she's still with her dude. It sucks, but it is what it is. I'm terrible though, I've catfishing her a couple of times to try and get some nudes, I haven't ever been successful in that quest though. I know I'm a pretty shitty 'best friend' but what she doesn't know wont hurt her right?
>>714370834
>tell fellow anons all the bad things you've done without anyone knowing who you are.
MFW
>>714378703
Not any good ones. I suck at getting women to have sex with me. I'm too honest and guys who lie to women seem to have the upper edge.
Anyways, here's my virginity story for your troubles. So it was the last couple of days of my freshman year in high school and I brought this girl home. It was a short day, we got our report cards and went back on the bus with like 8 hours to spare...
Needless to say, I take her back to my place, put on some Undercover Brother and we get to work. The only problem was that I only had a couple condoms that my friend gave me...
Unbeknownst to me, they were literally the smallest condoms anyone could have. It was a joke and I just didn't know..
My dick looked like a tightly squeezed sausage. I ended up fucking her for like 8 hours because I couldn't cum.
>>714379796
>twin
you confuse me anon
>>714380048
Hello FBI lmfao
>>714370834
Mouse was stuck on a sticky trap..
>Poured gasoline on it
>Added fire
Over in a few seconds
I've been with my gf for two and a half years, I've cheated on her twice.
>>714372478
I think that's just a rape fetish without the balls to rape someone yourself, cuck
>>714372478
That is more rape than cuck...
Join a frat faggot
>>714380074
>I'm too honest
>>714380044
not exactly identical, my girlfriend is very cute and I may love her but her sister is just hot as fuck lol
>be 12
>Brother is being raging asshole and hogging ps2
>Yells at me to make him hot pocket
> Get so angry and make it because didn't want the shit kicked out of me again
>as making hot pocket think of ways to get back at him.
> Pull out hot pockets and rub my balls all over them
> Dumbass self forget they were hot
>fed them to him and never told him just my friends
>>714380268
forbidden fruit maybe?
>>714380266
I won't deny being a faggot.
>Be me
>Female
>15 years old
>My little shota cousin of 7 years old comes to my place for the summer
>I was a sick bitch obsessed with shotacon and guro
> A day I saw the little one peeing at the bathroom with the open door.
Slowly close to him and say: "Please, let me help you with that. My mon hates when my dad leave drops of urine"
> Then, I grab his little penis, and with my fingers I pinch and pull his foreskin
>Then, I with my other hand, I grab the zipper of his pants and pulls up, biting all his little foreskin
Finally he was circumcised. I said it that was an accident and he had all the fault, because he was playing with his zipper (everything was a lie, but everybody ate that shit only because I said)
>>714377837
you're awesome. got any pics?
>>714379351
Im 35 and taught cognitive behavior therapy and relapse prevention. Now I sleep on my moms couch because I got over my head with some gril. Shit is weird dude.
>>714378916
Which one was yours?
>>714380352
probably so. Its torturing me I had to get it out
Found mother's dildo in early teens and jacked off to it often. Later stole it, and now regularly use it to fuck my own ass.
>>714373610
Youre not alone, I dont watch the porn, but as a supposidly straight male god I want to get fucked in the ass
>>714379818
Where you located anon, you should come hang out with me and a cop friend of mine at the bar (He loves rape stories)
>also bring your Id and contact info of the grills
>For you know... immersion purposes
>>714377909
kek
>>714380268
Lmao
>>714380415
Nigga what?
>>714380430
my whole life i want to be an accountant and get married and have a kid i'm to old for that now and i really hate that i got up out of a death bed to fucking have nothing while my family continues to hand my fucking brother everything
>>714380622
im gonna get them both to fuck me somehow
>>714379409
post pics?
>>714373081
Related to Kara?
Stole pics of my sister off her phone years ago.
sometimes i dont seed my torrents
>>714379796
pics?
>>714380561
Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll decline for now. I need sleep
i cant cum during sex its not bad sex and she is tight but just cant get done go at it for a hour get tired and give up
>>714380047
Nah dude. Stop it.
>>714380874
Fucking monster
>>714380716
I wish you the best of luck then. If you can actually make it happen, have a nice time
>>714380270
That's just being brothers.
>>714379935
why she didn't report triple rape
When I was 14, I managed to get my 11 year old little brother to suck my dick. He wanted to play a video game with me but I 'jokingly' said I'd do it if he sucked my dick. The fact that he did it makes me believe he actually wanted it. After a few minutes of sucking I got on him in the 69 position and we sucked eachothers dicks. Unfortunately neither of us got to cum because our other walked in. Luckily we were under the covers and she didn't see anything but I have a feeling she managed to work out what was going on based on our behaviour the rest of the day.
Literally the worst decision I've ever made in my life. I'm terrified that one day he will realise he has complete power over me by being able to threaten me with this secret.
>be about 12-13 years old
>ride school to school every day
>There is this annoying mexican girl who also rides
>She has an 8 year old brother who is obsessed with pokemon card, but he does not have any since his family were poor mexifags
>one day the sister was sleeping on the bus.
>I jokingly tell the brother that I will give him a pokemon card if he pulls his sisters pants and panties down.
>with no hesitation the fucker actually does.
>I see that sweet mexipuss and nice little round ass
I tell him to do this a few more times over the next few weeks. Funny thing is, I don't think she actually cared.
>>714380074
I think honesty is better than assholes tbh
My virginity story was just vanilla sex with my girlfriend. My first blowjob though...
I was 15, with my 14 year old step cousin. We'd had that awkward sexual tension thing for a while, so when we were sharing a blanket in the middle of the night once shit went down. He tried to finger me, but it felt like he was stuffing a chicken. No bueno. I gave him a BJ to make him stop. He was yuuge. As a newbie I couldn't even get it all, so I did a half handjob/bj thing. I thought I was doing decent but 20 min later and he hadn't come so I deepthroated the whole 8+ inches, accidentally triggered my gag reflex and made this nasty choking sound on his dick. he literally pushed me off and left and I cried from humiliation. I was insecure about my BJs for years, till he told me the reason he couldn't cum was because we were related (not even blood) and it grossed him out. Womp womp.
>>714380646
Sorry for my shitty greentext, is just that english isn't my first language.
>>714380786
No pics of it. I would like to try out some spy cams.
>>714380906
Been there. Could go for hours and not cum. Now I cum most of the time, but if it's just a random hookup with no emotional connection it rarely happens.
>>714379032
>>714379204
>be me
>shut in semi college animu nerd
>im playing vidya on his ps4, mostly ff13/nepgear
>hes sitting on couch next to me watching things on his phone
>obviously not paying attention because hes a cod fanboy
>kinda tease him by pretending to strech my arms and legs
>see him staring down at me for a good few seconds as i yawn
>immidiately think about all the incest stories and see if i can try it myself
>heart is racing as i playfully bounce onto his lap
>he uncomfortably pushes me away "hey anon you're getting a little too close"
>feel like im making a retarded face as i try to act all sexy pulling down my shirt and rubbing his jeans
>unzip and mouths his tip as i hold eye contact
>trying not to bite down on his dick as im laughing
>i think he cums but he looks like he wasnt finished
>continue playing vidya
its a wierd kind of relationship, we act like nothing happened around everyone but i feel like hes been staying home a lot more
>>714380415
Goddamn, everything but the zipper part is my fetish. The way you say "was", what's your weird kinks now?
I'm about to notify the State AG and hand over all evidence against my parents. Child abusing, negligent, drug abusing, thieving, backstabbing, murderous, treasonous, evil politicians.
If the AG agrees to prosecute, It'll be in the news.
If convicted; I'll sue for my inheritance and move.
Been waiting 30 years to end their terror. Soon, the nightmares will stop. I will sleep well for the first time in... I don't know. And many will get justice - including me.
>>714370834
i use my 16 year old sister in law's panties to jerk off every chance I get. Also have jerked into drinks and food that she ate
>>714381383
You may have started it, but he sucked your dick. You're safe
>>714380665
Yeah well he is going to fuck that shit up. Set yourself up either financially or emotionally and when that day comes be there for them. They will regret everything they did for him. I promise. We can still do this man!
>>714380866
Where are they anon?
>>714381493
Honesty does not give you the pussy..
God... I love a good bj story. Mine's 8 inches too but I've only been deep throated once. Most girls suck the head then say their jaw is sore. At least you had the decency to jack him off in your mouth.
I've never done anything with any of my cousins. But I did sniff my cousin's panties and jack off with them. Sadly they were dirty and I just ended up gagging and swearing off incest and panty sniffing for the rest of my life...
>>714381846
i aint doing shit for them.
fuck them and i will laugh when he drags them fucking down which he very nearly has.
>>714375851
more pics?
>>714381505
No, I understood the story. How could you circumsize your cousin??
>>714381626
You still suck dick? Are you a guy?
>>714382100
Well then set that car on fire and leave a note that say pay me or your family is next.
>>714381383
I'd get him to suck my dick again
i'm loving this thread ngl
>>714382032
depends on what you mean by honesty, but in my experience honesty gets you laid more than being a lil bitch
I love panties. The dirtier, the better imo. Haven't gotten to sniff any lately though. My GF is 100% vanilla, so my kinky ass can hardly get off. feelsbadman
(am still shampoo ass anon by the way)
Cheat on every girlfriend forever. Don't really see the big issue if I don't treat my girlfriend like I love them any less. I'm romantic with my partner and the side chicks are just because I can, I guess. I feel like they make me appreciate what I have more if anyone understands that.
I look up a bunch of teen rape porn and fantasize about fucking my girlfriend's 16 year old sister. Probably a couple days away from stealing some panties to jerk off to. Tried getting into her iPad to check for nudes but that shit is locked down. Also worried if I ever accessed anything like that it would notify her on her other apple devices because I don't understand how apple shit works.
>>714382276
f,24,california 805
>>714382423
Thats it.... Nice... More.
>>714380449
That's hot. I jacked off to some pics of my mom and her boyfriend taking nude pics on their computer.
There was one where she was sucking his dick. Another when she was in front of him naked. Her tits were huge. No dick in pussy though.
When I was a little kid (probably 7 or 8) I made my brother (3 years younger) shit on the floor. My parents thought something was wrong with him but he never told
>>714382624
me too, these guys make the time I got my dog to lick me by using peanut butter look normal
>>714382173
Uh...his foreskin got stucked into the zipper, then he was taken to the hospital.
Doctor Goldstein told to my uncle that circumcision was the best solution, kek.
Femanon here. I have a boyfriend of 3 going on 4 years and have a fetish of wanting to be raped by my bf and another man. DP, double vagina, the works. I have a serious rape play fetish. But my bf is totally not into it. He's traveling abroad next summer and I've been fantasizing about inviting 2 guys over while he's gone to get all of my sexual fantasies crossed off. But I probably won't because morals. And it's not rape if you like it right lol. Pic is me
>>714382821
Just out of curiosity, did you know your mom growing up? apparently incest is usually between family who didn't grow up together and thus don't have a family bond. No judgement tho
>>714382843
When I was in high school, I got drunk and raped my best friend. She won't reply to any of my apologies, and a week later she threw herself in front of a train.
Ever since then I couldn't have sex or even jerk off without getting the feeling that she's watching me. I haven't had a proper relationship in 12 years because of this fear.
Liz, I am so sorry.
>>714382745
got any pics of the sister?
>>714382687
Real shit? I guess I just gotta try being honest more. This is me >>714382821 by the way. I would fuck you and your girlfriend. Not gonna lie my dick is in my hand.
>>714383008
where do you live? i'd love to help you out.
>>714382778
Would you suck his dick again if given the chance?
>>714383243
Texas
>>714383008
craigs list nigga
>>714370834
>Sucked my friend's dick when I was just 10
>Had to suck my other friend because he found out what happened from my friend and black mailed me,(ironically he was flamboyant gay even at a young age)
>Stole my mom's, sisters, cousins, aunts panties and would jerk off to them.
>Fooled around with one of my cousins when we were teenagers.
>had my step sister fool around with me for years until mom found out, caused a big rift in the family bc of it
>crossdressed as a kid at night, wore panties/stockings to school a few times.
>cheated on my girlfriend and lost my virginity to the college slut, THEN "lost my virginity" 4 days after that to my gf.
>sold myself to males and couples during college, had 2 women who would pay me in alcohol and weed.
>did a porno (not by choice) with another man
>slept with both sisters of my old best friend in college on separate occasions
>Tagged along with 2 convicts across the country who were doing fraud checks, bailed on them when their checks stopped working in cali.
>jerk off to trap/shemale porn
>currently want to fuck my friend's wife or atleast do a threesome
>>714383180
That's hot as hell. Feeling brave enough to post pics?
Married with a 10 month old and can't shake the want to hook up with ladyboys or just a femine dude. Used to fool around in JR High with my best friend who later came out as gay and was messaging him for awhile about finishing what we started then he moved away so now I find myself on Grindr or backpage searching for TS or dudes. Need to quench this urge
>>714383042
I did know her, but I'd never actually fuck her. I was just a horny little shit.
When I was young I would dry hump my sister, aunt, and mother. My sister was a heavy sleeper so I would sneak into her room and hump her leg while kissing it as she slept. When I stayed at my aunt's I would offer her a back massage and try to slid my dick down her back pants. She caught on at one point but I convinced her i saw just scratching my belly. I later got addicted to dry humping my mother's ass while she slept. We slept in the same bed so when she was deep asleep I would pretend like I was tossing around in my sleep to pull her pants down then I'd rub my dick between her ass crack until I had a intense orgasm. I couldn't ejaculate yet so it was all dry which was perfect. However I got too greedy one night when my mother was sleeping on her stomach instead of her side and got on top of her inorder to fulfil my nightly ritual...my sister saw what I was doing, however she didn't say anything. (I was very scared of her understanding to my activitiesand feared she'd say something to my mother but also didn't). This all ended one day when I got too aggressive and woke my mother up mid way through my humping to her yelling (
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I froze up and my heart sunk. I was so scared and embarrassed I went to the bathroom and thought about I was gonna get out of this shit and figured if I could knock myself out I wouldn't have to deal with it. So I tried to fall against the wall and knock myself unconscious..... It didn't work, and that pissed her off even more. I finally went to bed and woke up the next day, she didn't say anything and I was mentally and physically scarred for life afterwards by the possibility of her knowing and not saying shit till the right time. Fml
>>714383294
you know what they say
steers and queers
>>714383318
I trust Craiglist as much as I trust 4chan lol
>>714372478
Lowest form of life
>>714382454
How would I go about that?
>>714375038
you're a massive faggot, didnt even read your 'confessions' first two lines was enough
I fanasize about fucking my ginger cousin with huge tits
>>714383294
Texas here also
I'm down for a gangrape
>>714383379
Of my dick or my mom? Because I don't have the mom pics.
I've never told anyone this, but I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. It was the wildest thing I've ever done in my life.
>>714383496
If you have your own place bring him there. Whip your dick out. You've already fooled around before. I doubt anything terrible would happen.
>>714383008
It's not rape because you are arranging a pleasurable gang bang that you explicitly desire and need to morally justify to yourself to satisfy your intense cognitive dissonance.
When two men enter your body without your permission and cause you tremendous physical and emotional pain, that will be rape.
I have never understood why women need to always before or after the event claim something was rape or fantasize it as rape so as not to just admit that they like getting fucked. Nothing about what you want is rape.
>>714383291
lol no way it would just make things wierder
>>714383601
You lmao
Ngl really wanna see the 8 inches u mentioned in your bj story
>>714383402
got any pics of them?
>>714383720
"Rape play" and I said it's not rape if you enjoy it. I obviously know that.
>>714383402
Idk what to say. That's my fetish though. Not family but you know..
>>714383008
Tits and timestamp. You know the rules
I fell asleep life guarding and had a 4 year old kid drown on my watch. It's been 9 years and I still swear it's the other guards fault. I'll probably kill myself soon. I've been a failure ever since that day.
>>714383785
Here's one, I got another that focuses on the dick more.
>girl was cheating on bf fom out of town with me
>she never told me this
>we broke up
>weeks go by
>she leaves her laptop out
>i steal it
>hack into it with ease
>find all her nudes (pic related)
>fap
>find enough confirm she cheated on me
>get mad
>hack into her phone messages
>getting real time messages all the time
>literally watching now as she is cheating on bf with some massive faggot
>waiting to enact sweet justice
>life
>>714383785
Here's the other
>>714383996
4 years old? Sounds more like the parent's fault. Who the hell let's their 4 year old swim by themselves with no supervision?
>>714382877
lick you where anon?
>cheese pizza
>Raped 2 of my ex's
>Am currently having sex with a close friends gf behind his back almost daily
>>714383123
Nah.
She's asian, slim build with hight at about 5'10"
Has braces so she lost a few points in my book and I'd fear putting my dick into a razor wire trap but I want to fuck her from behind anyway.
Her tits seem to be at a decent size but I think her bras may be doing her some favors.
Seen dat ass in yoga pants sometimes and lemme tell you I'm dreamt about fucking her ass on multiple occasion.
Her family wants me to teach her how to drive because she can be a little insufferable cunt and I think I can get on her good side. She's spoiled as fuck because her rich daddy felt bad about abandoning their family forever ago and now buys her everything. I was told she spent about $1000 at Victoria's Secret so I'm dying to go digging through the panty drawer.
>>714383996
It was probably the parents/guardians fault why the kid drowned. My buddy is a lifeguard and he says often times parents almost get their kids seriously injured.
>be 26
>started talking to this chick
>she be 18
>she wants to skpe
>fuck yeah!
>we talk and she flashes them titties
>talk untill the sun comes up
>a week later she tells me shes only 16
>ohshit.jpeg
>can't help it I'm already hooked
>start online stalking her
>find out where she lives
>she freaks out
>we cut ties
>contemplate suicide but I spank it instead
>oh well
>>714383720
>It's not rape because you want it
>I didn't crimes against humanity, because jews are not human
kek
>>714384281
It was some dumb cunt who showed up screaming at me while I was giving CPR to her dead kids body. It was his birthday and I can still remember getting birthday cake in my mouth because he inhaled it when he vomited during the drowning. She was on her fucking phone screeching at somebody the entire time. BTW, it wasn't 911.
>>714384301
I saw legit cheese pizza on 4chan once and it made me feel like the feds had my ip address. Scared for weeks. The worst I saw was a toddler jacking off this grown man's dick in a bathtub. I think she thought it was a game. He came and she got grossed out and stopped.
Have had a lot of concussions, dating back from high school (10 years ago). The more concussions you get, the easier it is to get them -- at this point even minor bumps in the head are enough to leave me feeling groggy and out of it.
My mind is constantly foggy. I can't drink, smoke weed, or go to loud places without suffering headaches and hangover-like symptoms for days afterward.
Shit's terrible and I'm only in my twenties. I'm scared I'll be like this forever, progressively deteroriating.
>>714375705
You are an absolutely rubbish human being. Kill yourself
>>714384486
omg i just had the best idea ill call over some guys for sex and tell them im into really agressive things but then call the cops on them and say i was raped
>>714384650
Damn dude, I've had like two and I felt shitty as hell. I'd never want to be in your position. Maybe you could ask a doctor about it?
>>714384629
I'm not even sure how it started with me and if you saw me in public you'd never expect it, but I've got a decent stash of it. And I'm honestly hooked. I don't really consider myself a pedo because I still am attracted to adult women. But I have a huge fetish for little girls and it sickens/intrigues me.
No
>Couple years ago
>"Taking a break" from longtime girlfriend for about 4-5 months.
>Decide converting one of her friends into my fuck buddy was a good idea (girlfriend was 24, friend was 18...both hot)
>Girlfriend and I get back together
>Tell her everything
>"Did you use protection, anon?"
>But of course!
I went raw in that bitch literally 100% of the time- it felt so good emptying my balls into her. I was the first guy to ever finish inside her and like the first two times she was totally freaked-out then after that she basically demanded it.
>>714384841
You need to get rid of that cheese pizza. That's fed time
>>714384486
Well if she can fetishize rape, I can fetishize the holocaust.
I share my gf nudes and she don't know about it.
Pic related.
>>714384934
I've tried. Multiple times, I'm physically incapable of it.
>>714383373
Are you bi?
>>714384958
>Nudes
>Is fully clothed
Kys
>>714385032
Throw that computer in a fire before you go to jail and become someone's bitch.
>>714383940
I know, I know
>>714384830
Thanks anon. Yea I've gone to doctors about it -- there's really not much they can do. There is no "cure" for brain injuries, the best you can do is try and avoid getting more and avoid aggravating your symptoms.
There's been a lot more publicity and awareness about concussions ever since they figured out football players were getting CTE (basically early onset dementia from repeated head trauma). I'm hopeful that as time passes, medicine will get better at easing some of the symptoms. But it's tough -- I really wouldn't wish this on anyone.
buuumpp
>>714384841
>Hey FBI agent who is reading this, I'm confessing that I have gigas of CHILD PORNOGRAPHY into my hard disk. Now please come to my place with a team swat.
Kek.
>>714384337
please share any pics you have
>>714385139
Kek
I'd like to see them try.
Prison would be a cake walk compared to the shit I've been through.
Also
>Keeping your cheese on a hard drive a connected to your main PC
Amatuer hour
>>714385235
Me either. Good luck man.
>>714385272
>Implying the fbi gives a shit about a few images.
I barely have 200MB
>>714385213
Nice
>>714385213
Please show more of that perfect pussy of yours. I'd love to dp you
>>714385213
Great tits, anon.
>>714377466
>double life
Lel
