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let's get a rekt thread going
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>>714364346

this guy is gunna get rekt soon
killing himself at 50 viewers

twitch tv / shadow8p
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>>714364506
crazy to think that this happened somewhere at some time in this world
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>>714364643
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>>714364460
He never walked again.
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>>714364346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3uloAurjMc
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>>714364346
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>>714365971
dafuq
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>>714365686
underrated post
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>>714366459
shut the fuck up
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>>714364506
Ever watch crazy stuff like this and wonder what you were doing when this happened
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>>714365971
Are these kids ?
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>>714365778
This is why marijuana is illegal
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>>714366824

of course
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>>714365778
Chili's rack of ribs really went downhill
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>>714364643
Are these bastards really that incapable of driving safely in any capacity?
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>>714366695
Holy fuck I'm gonna puke dude I think I'm scarred
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>>714366966
Perfect response and image combo
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>>714364460
Is that considered jaywalking?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geulVEcVSYY
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>>714366301
what
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>>714367407
inb4 "too soon"
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>>714367554
what's the story behind that, anyway?
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>>714366695
You sick fuck
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>>714367407
Too soon
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>>714367868
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Perfection_Girl
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>>714364620
i'm too much of a pussy to watch, did he an hero yet?
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Lets get this fag to kill himself
twitch / matimi0
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>>714364620
Fuck you you lying faggot
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>>714367188
I just ate chili's ribs a few days ago. They were pretty mediocre tbqhwy
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>>714366431
THICC
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>>714367836
LOST
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>>714364506

And I thought they smelt bad on the outside..!
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>>714364620
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>>714369843
i'm gonna make a wild guess and say he did it
anyone here care to post something to prove that true?
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>>714369265
CARLOS
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>>714369265
Carlos!
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>>714370442
What is this
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>>714369265
shut the fuck up Carlos
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>>714367407
Who is this? Why is it too soon?
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>>714366431
How much money would it take for you to drink 1 liter of the liquid in her tighs?
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Anyone have chinese guys getting pulled through machinery?
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>>714371096
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>>714367353

had to do just for the lols, will start dumping my folder
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>>714371207
i'm trying to find a specific one that's like part of some safety video. there's only 1 guy in it
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>>714370668
Tits or gtfo
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>>714369297
a little late for that, bud
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>>714366431
Worst pinata ever
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>>714370566
man who hanged himself
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>>714367407
too soon anon
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>>714371207
I want to see the aftermath of this
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gonna stop and have afew bongs now
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>>714364506
iFag,sauce?
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>>714371781
LOL
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>>714370566
dude probs an herod. when you die your body gets bloated and swells up.
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>>714371626
Where's the rekt?
all that I see is muslim cultural expression
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>>714372068
way to go mom
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>>714371895
nobody gives a fuck
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>>714371760
Think of the therapy bills for the kid.

Assuming they have therapists in whatever third world shithole this was videoed.
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>>714372068
perfect thing to do after a child gets hit by a car, yank em up off the ground and hold them in the air.

way to go
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>>714368756
Wouldn't it just be easier to just spell out "to be quite honest with you", then to try and figure out the first letter each word starts with to abbreviate it?
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I'm really high and I don't have any rekt saved on this computer. But i want to be noticed so i have a picture not commonly posted on 4chan tha'ts really colorful. does anyone have the webm of the chinese guy getting pulled through machinery onto the other side and is still intact?
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>>714367407
2soon
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>>714373295
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>>714372323

you sure did
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>>714367546
Man that pimple popped so fiercely
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>>714366741
why wouldnt they just amputate that shit?
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>>714367836
I fucking love Costa Rica sometimes.
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>>714373669
underrated comment.
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>>714373660
He must have broke his thumbs or something. Didn't look like he had a suicide grip.
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>>714374252
Fucking useless spotters too.
http://www.body-xtreme.com/bodybuilding/-igor-golushkin--dies-in-a-power-lifting-competition/17.htm
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>>714372874
kinda scary to think of how light it was before it exploded and then everything got dark so quickly
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>>714371703
story here? never seen this before.
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>>714367836
with such immaculate planning it is hard to believe literally anything could have gone wrong
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>>714374700
I cant tell if this is b8 or you are actually that dumb.
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>>714370805
he surprisingly lived
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>>714367407
2soon4me
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>>714371703

This is the only one in these threads that kind of irks me.

That slow embrace and her half-hearted kiss. She was dumping him and he loves her. He stares at her for as long as he can while the door shuts. Then he just shoots himself, no hesitation. Depressed and heartbroken nigra just decided to cash out after losing her.
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>>714367480
I'd call it JayRolling, but I think that's something else
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>>714368240
Zoidberg!
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>>714370668

This shit is fucked up but kind of sexy
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>>714367441
damn spawn campers
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>>714374734
gf breaks up with him so he kills himself
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>>714371207
Reminds me of that one fairly odd parents episode
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>>714367836
>filename gmodphysics.webm
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>>714375286
kek
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>>714367407
2suun
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>>714367407
Too soon
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>>714366431
She looks like a bad 3d model, like something from Second Life, superimposed over a photo.
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>>714364346
Just what the fuck am I looking at here?
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>>714372323
Useless people of 4chan in a nut shell.
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Thats it..

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>714373470
Nah. When someone says they don't care is because they don't fucking care. Playing the "you care since you commented" card is so fucking stupid and old. Welcome to december 2016.
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>>714364460
>faggot on wheelchair
Roll-aids
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>714365837
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>>714365060
mfw the p$$y to g{ood
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>>714365837
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>>714366431
Fly trap
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>>714367441
How old is that fetus?
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>>714371207
Advanced SUCC
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>>714370562
Why the long face?
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Hammer time!
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>>714373669
kek
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>>714367407
Too soon, son
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>>714371346
Is he okay?
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>>714376516
Just a minor headache
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>>714375179
my paralized cousin named jay and we all call him jayroller
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>>714371936
TIMBERRRR
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>>714376563
Mind blown
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>>714364460
He only felt half the hit. That's not so bad
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>>714376739
Migraine
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>>714367546
>HeldInASneeze.jpg
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>>714371936
I was hoping for a bear attack or something
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>>714376326
kek
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Alright, I know you fags always post the same shit. Who has the pic of the dude laying on his back in the street with his legs up, and his right leg is stripped down so his leg bone is sticking out and it's pure white. Not the one where the dude is on his phone.
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>>714376326
He's feeling down
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>>714372068
The boy only received a blow. The mother killed him when he lifted it, and nailed the pieces of ribs in the lungs and heart. end.
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>>714376414 damn truck islamist..
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>>714377157
lmao
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>>714366459
You're a nigger
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>>714373790
because theyre professionals who know how to do their jobs and saved a man's foot, not some fucking retard on 4chan who doesnt know how shit works in real life
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>>714376912
>>714376986
He should just hang in there.
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>>714366431
Can a medfag explain this? I'm guessing all the blood just went to her lower body region?
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>>714376414
fake?
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>>714366695
GOOD GOD MAN. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
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>>714377449
Just jaw dropping
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>>714377571
How the fuck did he get those on his dick in the first place?
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>>714377100
Can I get one where a young couple is attacked and one dies while one desperately tries to save the other, bonus points for crying
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http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/luka-magnotta-1-lunatic-1-ice-pick-murder-video-105356/
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>>714371067
>714371067
i think that is not safe mate
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>>714377872
um what?
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>>714378000
Checked
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>>714373790
Who the fuck would they amputate it if it can be saved, dumbass
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>>714376006
wow you mustve really cared to write all that
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>>714377867
so oddly specific. Wouldn't be surprised if it's out there
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>>714378141
Should have killed the other nigger too
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>>714377571
That's nuts.
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>>714374734
TASTE THE RAINBOW
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>>714378328
I'm tasting it and it's salty and sticky
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>>714371517
Damn, those legs not moving after he cracks his back off the wall. That is one broken Back right there.
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>>714378321
Oh screw you
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>>714371346
STOP RESISTING
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>>714377571
what's the point?
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>>714377597
Definitely. A truck doesn't start to burn like that irl
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>>714378308
he's only human
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>>714371936
holy shit, i've never seen it past the timber.

she didn't get totally fucked up, wtf.
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>>714378251
that wasn't very much lol
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>>714371818
Filename suggested more than one fridge, was disappointed.
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>>714378790
Not sure, but he's certainly not alone in his stupidity.
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>>714377614
Kekles
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>>714371207
"Now remember, its very important that you keep clear of these moving parts right her-"
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>>714372335
Damn, he ate those steps.
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>>714377872
Mace them, then machete them ...nice plan actually.
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>>714372874
GREAT SCOTT
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>>714373295
>>714373362
brb, cutting my ears off
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>>714372173
>tfw body is already bloated and swelled up
>tfw not dead
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>>714378790
improvised cock rings, slips in when soft but once the blood went into the dick there was no where for it to go so they get engorged, and then these idiots wait several hours or even days before going to a doctor.

either that or attempted self castration.

either way, they're women now.
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>>714372874
SamsungGalaxy.webm
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>>714377845
basically shove it through when it's flaccid and malleable then you get a rod
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>>714378854
It's dead, Jim.
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>>714367441
>x-files theme
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>>714379497
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>>714378858
is not the truck, its the gas tank of the car that get pracically crushed and simple spark fron the mess its the cause.
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>>714370668
S'pose a blowjob is out of the question.....AMIRITE?????
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>>714379713
# spluki # i'm
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>>714377505
Blood, nasty shit from her bowels and the decay
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>>714371207
he dropped his hat
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>>714367277
Watch it again shit-brain. The guy threw himself in front of the car when she looked the other way.
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>>714379713
>nope
>nope
>nope
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>>714377505
that's liquid
your tissues start to liquify , and decomposing innards start to create gas that can't escape yet.
think of a water ballon
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>>714378086
That guy is going ham
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>>714380075
Its common sense
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>>714364506
what the fuck even is earth
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>>714377100
That bear looks totally smaller than the one Leo took down, here, you hold the camera.
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>>714380162
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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>>714379713
welp...

I'm wearing earplugs and irrigating my eard with bleach and drain cleaner for the rest of my life
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>>714375603
A shut in neet realizing they have to get a job I would assume.
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>>714369265
shut the fuck up go to boards
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>>714377872
It's a good thing the security were busy checking that 300 year old mans bags to make sure he didn't have any dangerously large bottles of shampoo!
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>>714380324
But there's more...
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>>714380390
Holy shit how could you live with yourself after that? If I were the dad I would have offed myself too wtf
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>>714375772
You sure showed them.
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>>714364643
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>>714364569
DDDDDDAMN
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>>714380542
I wanna say i wont click on that but ill end uo doing so
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>>714380538
And then the one time they don't he blows up an airport
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>>714378086
Mario Manages to rescue the princess even in the M rated games.
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>>714380328
It's the only way to be certain.
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>>714378141
He waz gud boy! Jus' Buyan skittlez!!!1
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>>714380162
>>714380542
What causes this?
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>>714376585
Dafuk is he hitting with?
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>>714376006
Keep replying, show him just how much you don't care.
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>>714365971
looks like the dumb fucks put a bunch of shit on the tracks to see what would happen and werent paying attention
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>>714380901
nah, fuck that im done

cheers
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>>714366301
disease where you get too excited you can pass out
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>>714380838
Injury followed by poor care in a place with lots of flies.
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"New Delhi: In a shocking incident in Punjab’s Bhatinda city, a 22-year-old pregnant dancer, Kulwinder, was shot dead at a wedding after she refused to dance with the alleged shooter. Kulwinder was part of the dance troupe performing at the wedding.

The incident was caught on camera as the shooter from the crowd aimed at Kulwinder. The bullet hit her in the chest and she died on the spot.
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>>714380390
What monkey ritual is this?
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>>714381106
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>>714366741
trypophobia asf
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>>714365778
Thanks mr skeltal
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>>714381106
Myiasis
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>>714380690
Yeah, believing that the time spent in these gates stops people blowing up airports is great, it's sort of like believing that putting a sign up that says no running on grass stops people running on grass. Retards can't read signs.
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>>714381333
That's the one.
Checked.
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>>714364460
well if he wasn't already quadropalegic
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>>714367441
aaaaaaaand this is the reason why people don't like abortions.

The fetus is literally alive.
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>>714364460
True story, he could walk again after that.
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>>714367407
Too soon
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>>714381587
As is the placenta - a perfect genetic clone of the fetus.
Doesn't mean either of them are suffering.
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>>714381587
was
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>>714371517
are we just gonna ignore the fact that that was a wrestling move
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>>714367407
rev up them reports boys, it's never too soon enough
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>>714366695
MODS

MOOOOOOOODS
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>>714366741
I once kicked a glass panel in a door in with my bare foot.
Bled a bit and got 6 stitches or so on my right foot. :p The scar looks like harry potter's scar.
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>>714367407
This is literally too soon
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>>714367277
another possibility is that she intentionally killed him. there have been writeups about how, due to the laws in places like China, it's literally better to kill someone than injure them in most cases. If you kill them you pay restitution to the family. If you injure them you pay them a stipend for the rest of their lives. this is why you sometimes see videos of a car running over someone and then backing up to get them real good one or two more times.

If there's any questions, just bribe the official and he writes it up as an accident.
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>>714367407
.4soon + .7soon +.3soon + .6soon
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>>714371936
niggers
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>>714373790
I wish your parents had amputated you instead
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>>714367407
dude WTF have some fucking respect. This is obviously not the time or place. Holy shit this site has taken a dive.
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>>714372984
Or... you could just use one word like honestly or really. Considering how brain damaged kids are today IRDGAFFFFF
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>>714371346
impeding the trajectory of a bullet counts as resisting that bullet and the arrest and obstructing justice
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>>714375772
1. I'm not useless to the world, I'm an engineer who helps people, what do you do? flip burgers?
2. Why cover your eyes with pink glasses? World is cruel, get used to it. It's better to be prepared to seeing gross stuff. Who knows you can end up in a car accident with your loved one, but because you're such a pussy you will be shaking in shock rather than helping that person.
3. Seeing stuff like this can actually even prevent accidents by not being this stupid.
4. Stop being a fucking weak pussy, this is /b/ not a MLP fan site... well...
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>>714376414
bikebro who got rekt by the sign omg
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>>714381170
savage shitskins
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>>714381170
>lady on the left claps right after
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>>714374252
Well... he did. Dumbass was warned too so fuck him.
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>>714371818
what is this, tom and jerry?
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>>714380390
What the fuck is happening here? why did the guy kill himself? why did the other two drop on the floor and start flopping around?
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>>714377157
ripped apart his spinal cord more like
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>>714375772
>>714382571
Dont fall for the b8
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>>714376691
Please never stop calling him this, that's comedy gold
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>>714382801
an hero bc his parents were pentecostals and after they got dat holy ghost
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>>714375772
Nice copypasta there bud
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>>714367407
3soon5me
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>>714382776
>filename
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2804722/Girl-s-leg-shrivels-turns-BLACK-snake-bite-causes-leg-rot-away.html
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>>714366741
Imagine the itch...
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>>714380838
maggots
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>>714366431
Totally thought this was fake
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>>714382801
The guy basically said that he wanted to kill himself, his dad said ''do it then ye pussie'' and handed him the gun and the kid did it. The flopping with the legs high is how they express sorrow in their culture
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>>714364460
disabling the disable.webm
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>>714367407
three poon
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>>714383317
That's actually a Salvador Dali prosthetic
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>>714383113
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>>714373660
It's videos like this where I wished I could see the x-ray of it Mortal Kombat style.
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>>714377867
he gets shot right? i think i know the one youre thinking of.
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>>714383415
Why? A dead body looks like that in less than 24 hours after death
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>>714383813
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>>714365060
this one was made by some druglord yo mexibeaners?
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>>714381106
...also dirty niggers
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>>714382571
should we tell him?
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