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No ylyl? ylyl!
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>>714305564
Lmao no way that's real
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Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear
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lol
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>>714306097
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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>>714305825
Never understood the lyrics to this song. Is it du hast or du hasst? Du hast mich or du hast nichts?
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>>714305881
What the fuck am I reading?
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>>714305451
the banana thing isn't funny i never lose to it :|
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>>714306097
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>>714306212
Boi you made it worse
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>>714306402
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>>714306390

:3
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>>714305778
Underrated post
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>>714306464
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>>714305658
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[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]
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>>714306212
oi
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>>714306260
Germanfag here. It's "Du hast mich". The final line is "Du hast mich gefragt" (You have asked me). Sure thing is that Rammstein plays with the ambivalence of that homonym.
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>>714306794
Ha! Where'd you find that one lol
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>>714306781
the nigger in last pic is dope af
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>>714307012
I found it on 4chan LOL
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There's nothing wrong with being jewish
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>>714307319
Wat
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>>714307319
Fuck
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>>714306781
kek
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>>714306585
No.
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>>714306831
Hasst fits the band so much better. Still a shitty band
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>>714307441

Topkek
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>>714307025
Did he just get struck by lightning?
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>>714308318
I believe that is the insinuation
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>>714305451
https://youtu.be/es5AHeoY0Eg
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>>714305881
Lost
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>>714308668
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>>714305564
I have a boner for that.
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>>714306097
I hate bananas.
I like bees.
I am a bee.
I like the bee movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2eio3lDfcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEgZI4ZISak&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Jwd8apmkU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSKAZVuz2VM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_nt3V7ChmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idjFDCYv5eI
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>>714307319
Reply
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This is my fresh new meme, hope you like it.
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>>714308991
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>>714308988
nice feet

>>714309024
nice feet

>>714309063
nice feet

>>714309105
nice feet

>>714309262
nice feet
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>>714309380
I lost.
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>>714309380
>has a granade
>hangs it by the security pin
ohh russian hacker
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>>714307441
lel
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>>714307319
fucking gross
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>>714307319
Lost to this one boys
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>>714307319
???????????
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>>714307319

fucking
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df0U_I4nwXg
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>>714309946
More of this.
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>>714305825
lost....
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>>714307319
fuck
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>>714310225
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>>714309380
kek
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>>714310486
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>>714305451
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>>714307319
Wow, thats fucky
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>>714305451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSOqc_Ab9-s
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>>714307319
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>>714307579
Lost
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>>714306840
>You insulated me
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>>714306470
Lost
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>>714305451
I like those ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgVZ-IznwU
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>>714310880
lost
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>>714305778
don't get it
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>>714307319
Nooooo
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>>714305778

omg, you fucking didn't!

HAHAHHA
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>>714305451
https://youtu.be/_xqcEordrHw
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>>714307319
fuck
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>>714307879
fucking lost
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>>714314262
>>714313738
Why do you retards reply to this garbage? You can't seriously believe this shit
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>>714306403
I don't get this. Inaudible means it can't be heard. What the hell is an inaudible screech supposed to be?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvrzeYiLaRI
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>>714306212
Memed
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>>714307879
retard
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