Hi /b/, what is your opinion of Norway?
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Hi /b/, what is your opinion of Norway?
>>714305155
Seems great but Sweden is fucking terrible.
>>714305155
I like the Abba-girls' country.
>>714305241
He asked about Norway, not Sweden dipshit...
Viking reporting in
>>714305155
I fell in love... now i'm going to masturbate
>>714305241
Indeed, even the media and politicians in Norway makes fun of the Swedish insanity
>>714305155
Andres breivik did nothing wrong.
>>714305155
i want a harem of nordic women
pict here
>>714305155
alcohol is too expensive ffs
>>714305713
>Anders
>>714305713
omg you fucking psycho
>>714305787
jepp
>>714305155
alt for mange muslinger... tiggere og negere
>>714305155
my opinion is this
>>714305787
not if you have a job in norway.
Norwegian girls are the prettiest i've seen.
>>714305155
The flag is too similar to Denmark, and Norway doesn't have an F1 driver or track, so I don't really care about it, but you're better then the Dutch
>>714305918
Doesn't matter. 11 Euros for a 3.3dl beer is too much. And I'm from switzerland.
>>714306058
>The flag is too similar to Denmark
Have you ever noticed that most Nordic flags are based around the same idea, or did this pass you by?
>>714305474
Fellow Viking reporting
>>714306058
>>714306242
I love this country. Beautiful girls and great nature
>>714305899
Hei, Sondre
>>714306620
Well they're not Swedes so aight I guess
>>714305155
>, what is your opinion of Norway?
CuckOld country, too much small penis.
Horny blondie want BBC
>>714307154
>CuckOld country, too much small penis.
Horny blondie want BBC
You're confusing Norway with Sweden.
>snow
>fish
>iceland
>jo nesbo
>>714307154
Your average basement dweller who has never seen sunlight and gets raped by his dad everyday.
>>714307284
>You're confusing Norway with Sweden.
Nope you understand: below 40° parallel are all cuckold, case dismissed.
>>714306191
Where the fuck in norway are you buying beer.
plenty bars in oslo you can get a beer for around 7 euros.
>>714307154
>too much small
Gaze at my 20cm Norwegian wood nigga bitch
>>714307763
in the us we can get beers for about 1$ sometimes $2
>>714305155
Don't like the flag. Get rid of it. You ladies can stay.
>>714308025
Beers and alcohol is taxed up the ass, same with cars, fuel, smoke and shit.
>>714308025
There are beers in norway for $1 too
>>714305155
great nature, nice people
their sense of fashion isn't best though:
at least they could have put a belt on that flag, maybe a collar in blue or some white straps to the shoulders?
I want to visit arctic norway so badly, girls are all at least 6/10, but a bit too expensive
>>714307976
> Norwegian wood
> my sides
>>714308179
I live up here, its very nice going on scooter rides and eating hot norwegian food and drinks
>>714305155
Fuck you norway
Oslo is full of niggers and beer is expensive
Regards God Tier Finland
>>714308446
Oslo is not full of niggers like Sweden you lack common knowledge dumb shit
$1 US beer guy again
I've been considering visiting next year (I want to move eventually out of burgerland)
any advice? I was thinking moving to bergen area
I don't find blonde girls attractive lol am I fucked?
>>714308247
>bird flew
>alone forever
>>714308446
lol finland, where people beat each other with sticks whilst naked. And not even in a sexy way...
>>714308568
If you're a fat piece of shit amerifag then you are fucked bro. However bergen is a nice big city with many job opportunities
>>714306353
You people don't have imagination at all
>>714308566
what you expect from mongoloid...
>>714305155
Not as many niggers as Sweden, would move to /10
Humbly, a swede
>>714308566
Well i've been there twice and I saw a lot more niggers than in Helsinki. Ofc Sweden is totally ruined by niggers and low testo nu-males.
>>714308568
oslo will give you the best mix of women. If you don't like blondes in bergen then you are fucked. or more importantly, not.
>>714308568
Bergen is a nice city, can't go wrong there. The country however is best when you grow up here and fully understand the culture
>>714308566
Oyeah? You clearly don't leave the house much sven.
>>714308678
not fat at all, surprisingly. i'm studying IT networking and will be done by next fall. just want out of the states.
>>714308691
>Denmark makes a flag
>all of the other fuckers copies it
>>714308704
Atleast we are not mulattos like half of oslofags :^)
Argiefag here.
We dont trully know shit about nordic countries. People would know Sweden better than Norway, and from our perspective there is no fucking diference between (I know there is). Here in my small hometown there is aún "Inmigrants park" where is hosted a yearly "Inmigrant festival" por some shit, there the most common inmigrants nation have a typical house (german, italiano, french, jap, árabe, russian, ucranian, Brasil, Paraguay, Portugal, switzerland) and norway sweden, denmark and findalnd sahre a common typical house.
I even went to a swedish founded school calles Carlos Linneo, like the swedish botanist. But they dont teach shit about it.
From what i learned personally, i think that norway is the best country to oive in the world. Looking forward to no someday.
>>714308566
I'll just leave this here, Swedecuck.
>>714309122
Sorry for typos.
Also:
>blondes
Haha, ikke Sverige, men norge er ganske cucked
https://www.frieord.no/innenriks/nyhetsredaktor-tv2-kjaereste-radikal-jihadist/
>TFW Breivik didn't even have qt milf to love
From SA
>>714308969
>Denmark makes a flag
>all of the other fuckers copies it
>>714309335
Yes, that was what I wrote. Thanks for repeating it.
>>714305474
but Norway is the capital of Sweden?
Does Scandinavia belong to Britain?
>>714308392
waaa man how lucky you are. I especialy want to visit the Tromso part (the only one i've heard about actualy)
So I assume you can see Aurora Borealis all week long, lucky bastard.
>>714309382
You are retarded. Learn2history.
>>714309395
>>714309395
Bad bait. Try harder.
>>714305155
Full of dopers in xc-skiing
>>714305155
I like the lachs
>>714309475
They did, though.
>>714305155
Yummy Norwegian girls.
>>714309601
KEK. Butthurt Slav much?
>>714309619
You are quite simple minded, and should read up on the actual history behind your dipshit claims.
>>714309889
Are you a swede trying to pull off some shit?
>>714310059
Fullblods Nordmann.
>>714310138
Explains a lot.
>>714310387
Explains what exactly?
>>714305713
Afolf Hliter did nothing wrong
>>714306734
Heter ikke Sondre lel
>>714308015
FORGET NORWAY
>>714305155
Isnt it just Sweden but without the cucks
>>714312006
>>714305155
Northern Saudi Arabia. They have shitty coutry, but got shitload of oil. Also, they try to restrict every good thing in there with shitty law.
More importantly, anyone have more photos of chick on the left? She's fucking cute
>>714305155
I have not formed an opinion about Norway. So far there has been no need.
>>714305155
BUNR THOS CHUCHES
>>714312130
>They have shitty coutry
>>714305155
I fucking hate norway, most norwegians i meet while playing games are fucking stupid and dense as fuck, i hope your retarded country gets nuked
>>714307763
standard price for a beer in a bar in norway is 10 euros
>>714312197
Done.
>>714312219
Well, it's better if you like bad weather, rocks and saltwater
>>714312287
nonono its more like 8
>>714308568
if you're able to get a job you'll be fine. Just know that everyone in Norway is middle class basically, but if you're after that, it's a great place to live.
>>714312385
Define bad weather. I like rocks and salt water.
>>714309219
Im okay wiuth litauen women, they hot as fuck and crazy in bed, first gf was named Agne
Fucking mad pussy
Also a cunt
>>714312228
Found the 12 y/o.
>>714311851
sikker på det, sondre?
>>714305155
They like to cheat at sporting events.
>pic related
>>714312675
>lithuanian
>>714308241
swedish
>>714305155
getting a little better now
>>714312793
Wrong.
>>714312792
>lithuanian
>cancer
¨Potato poptart, same deal
>>714305155
Side note... what's your opinion of Switzerland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEgVZ-IznwU
>>714305155
norchicks are uglier than swechicks
>>714305155
>Implying anyone seriously gives a fuck about Norway
Man, nobody thinks about your fucking gay ass country.
I'm American and I don't give a fuck about any other country.
I don't have an opinion, so fuck off Norway.
>>714312836
swedish candy at least
>>714312957
it says smågodt, so yeah it's norwegian
>>714312957
Wrong.
I'm not from Norway, but I'm about 40% Norwegian, so its cool. Its the only socialist country I'd ever want to live in.
>>714306743
Those are some sexy bitches
>>714312984
no, smågodis!
>>714312940
>No opinion.
You stumble through your arguments, like a fucking retard.
>>714313174
l2reading comprehension niggerfaggot
>>714312927
I bet you have x-ray vision.
>>714308241
Swedish.
>>714313284
You seem quite opinionated, for someone claiming to not have an opinion.
The girls are pretty
>>714305155
Swedens more succesful little brother
>>714313337
think what you will m8 :^)
have fun with your morbese american whales though
>>714313554
You're not a Christian.
It's ok i guess.
>>714313671
Why would I leave Norway for the US? I prefer fit Norwegian girls, m8.
>>714313693
That is correct.
>>714313987
You're not a Christian.
>>714314124
>>714314330
You're not a Christian.
>>714312940
Chill out, kid. Here, have some deep-fried butter. KEK
>>714315029
i can already feel my arteries clogging
>>714314556
Again, no I am not.
>>714315029
You're not a Christian.
>>714315275
You're not a Christian.
>>714315364
>>714315389
You're not a Christian.
>>714307284
Fake news is good news.
skulle gärna flytta dit, tex. stavanger, och fly den sönderfallande sverige
what are you gonna do when the oil markets crash and the fish are dead?
norway is a sinking ship
>>714315542
The entire world is a sinking ship
>>714315508
>den
neger uuuuuut!!
>>714315499
Prove it.
>>714312917
Pretty neutral
>>714315473
>>714315499
>>714315508
>>714315542
>>714315339
You're not a Christian.
>>714315542
LoL. Another false statement ftw
>>714315542
We just increase the taxes and make everything super expensive, its the solution for everything.
>>714305820
my last name yo
>>714315580
word
>>714315580
and you share a 1000 mile border with islamistan, your ass is screwed
>>714315610
åk hem till syrien din jävla babbe
Cold, Pretty, Quiet, Expensive.
You can legally have sex with girls from 16 years old and above.. Which is nice.
Don't hear much of em, neither here nor there. Never get in the nor way
>>714315711
>Syria
>Sweden
Same thing.
>>714315707
haha you think swedens immigration problem affects us?
>>714315711
babbe mitt arsle. mina vita vänner retar mig för att jag är vit.
>>714305155
Country must be fine. But if what the media say it's true, I hope your ancestral blood will wake up and you will get rid of all the shit that is wrong.
You should always chose a strong leader.
I have no idea who rules Norway actually.
>>714307284
oh Sweden
why it could be?
>>714315838
better start building a wall or it will
>>714315866
the people
>>714315542
>oil markets crash
>implying something like this would influence norway more than the rest of the world
>>714315928
I think you overestimate the population of niggers by a lot.
>>714308139
There really isn't. If you're gonna argue on people's opinions, beer prices isn't a fight you wanna take, m8
>>714315861
sluta snacka som en babbe då
>>714305155
Want to move to Bergen. I have the weld skills for the oil industry now it's just waiting for my wife to finish her schooling to be an RN. Also learning the language so it's easier to live with my cousin and to communicate with the natives. Also mostly Norwegian in my blood line so I'm no shit skin
>>714315618
underrated post
>>714315611
You see the bit where it says Paul Joseph Watson... Proof.
>>714308300
damn, your ancestors gotta shame 'bout u guys
>>714316109
>trying to get an oil industry job
>in norway
>now
Wew lad.
>>714316222
>Swedecuck
>>714313337
>>714305155
>Hi /b/, what is your opinion of Norway?
mods
>>714305155
Been there twice, traveled through the whole country over the course of a few weeks. I love the landscape. Girls are pretty, but you know - they dont 'show' a lot - Its like they're always coming back from hiking. At least thats what they look like. I thought about living there. Where are you from? Germanfag here.
Very bad, but you are starting to uncuck
I will never forgive you for turning Funlan into multiculti though
Fuck you
>>714316235
>Sweden
>>714316235
>fukken saved
>>714305474
>>714306316
WE WUZ VIKANGS N SSHHIIIEEEETTTT
>>714316482
>starting to uncuck
We were never cucks to begin with. You must be thinking of Sweden. KEK
>>714316610
You are correct.
>>714310989
You do know Norges history then? You know, being one big country with Denmark untill after the Napoleonic wars? You know, really explains how Norge got its inspiration.
>>714306058
Whats wrong with being Dutch,
>>714316235
>holy mother of false equivalence
>>714316266
I've got certs on inconel, chromoly, stainless, and carbon. I currently am a steamfitter/pipe welder. If not in oil any process piping welding is good. Don't crush my bubble yet
>>714316757
De fleste skandinaviske landene har omtrent samme design. Vil her heller påpeke at de som har nærmest likhet til danenes design er Sverige.
>>714305155
if its not her way its not the northest way body to brain
soul to spirit
>>714317272
Det pga. Kalmar unionen og den danske Dronnning Magrethe I, dronning over Danmark, Noge og Sverige
>>714305474
Greetings fellow Vikings!
>>714317728
>Unionstiden.
>>714317265
Hey man, I'm just trying to ensure you don't jump into it blindly.
The job market here is currently flooded with overqualified oil industry workers desperate to work.
You should at least check to make sure you have prospects waiting for you if you're actually going to uproot your life and move here.
>>714308241
moreeee
>>714315611
To prove that some shitty propaganda *isn't true*? What fucking intellectual degeneracy.
>>714317899
I appreciate the warning. I am welding for a company named Bechtel here in the US. I spoke with some of the higher ups and they said if I was serious they would move me. But yes I will research alot before the move. I've got background in nunclear power, coal power, oil refineries, chemical processing etc which I would hope helps
>>714318221
>Swedecuck apologist.
>>714318233
Probably will. There's a lot of natural gas stuff here as well.
its... norway. thats what i think
>>714317728
>Dronnning Margrethe
>>714305908
FUCK YEAH.
Turbonegro is awesome. So is Kvelertak.
>>714308969
>Denmark makes a flag
>all of the other fuckers copies it
Fucked a Norweigian girl almost 10 years ago in San Francisco. Should hit her up again, shes even hotter today at 32.
>>714315275
>>714320496
seen them live 3 times, always awesome
>>714315658
Anders i a first-name, what kind of retards are your parents?
>>714305155
I fucked a Norwegian once
This doesn't affect my opinion, just wanted people to know
>>714320073
Du har postet Margrethe d. II
another feminist shit hole,like Sweden
this is bra tråd
>>714321210
sweden is worse tbh
>>714321051
I fucked your mom once
>>714305155
same as sweden and finland
hot blondes
but rapefugees are ruining it...
>>714305155
i burde ikke være et land!!!! i skal være under det danske kongerige hvor i hører til!!!!!!!
>>714321703
Hold nu kæft, vi skal ikke undertrykke vores brødre.
>>714321703
sug meg, kamelåså
>>714322160
Skåler til den
a gift for the people of norway
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/SsTOO/adr1ft
>>714321703
Forstår godt frustrasjonen over at en bedrukken danske "ga" bort oljeformuen til oss :)
They have the world chess champion, Magnus Carlson, so they must be doing something right
>>714323979
>norwegians
>Strategically smart
What else is new?
>>714305155
Overrated as hell. Beautiful nature, though.
>>714324076
He almost lost his title to a russian player a week ago, would have been quite funny
bump
>>714321138
ikr. KEK
>>714321210
Wrong.
>>714324336
There was a lot of talk about fraud during that game. That he was doing it on purpose or being coerced.
>>714305155
i fucking love norway cuz of this motherfucker
Viking commies
>>714326177
What? Commies?
>>714325754
Who was being coerced? Magnus or Karjarkin? I doubt that, Ive played in long tournements before and the way they were both playing had a lot to do with fatigue.
Norway cheats at nordic skiing enough said
>>714328030
>nordic skiing
What the fuck is nordic skiing?
post Bergen chicks!
>>714328171
Use google murifag
>Norway
>Europe
>>714328334
Do you mean Telemark skiing? Or do you actually mean cross-country skiing?
Not American btw.
>>714309441
American here. Visited Oslo, Bergen and Tromso just last October. Bergan is great, Oslo traffic sucks, the blonde girls are stunning, and I took this shot, with my mind blown, in Tromso. Love the country, but it is expensive.
>>714328388
>Geography.
>>714305155
Expensive, cold and spoiled brats
>>714328689
Jelly?
>>714306743
Didn't known Darryl had any daughters
>>714328885
Everything is expensive, the weather is cold rest of year because the coast wind and most thing I hate is people who is spoiled...Not only teenager, even grown ups was spoiled and think they are master race over everyone.
One day the oil reservoir going run out and you guys going go back as potato and pig farmers.
The girls are hot but still I prefer slavics ones...
>>714329253
>Slav
I feel sorry for you.
>>714329253
Do you have any idea how rich the Norwegian state actually is?
Even without the oil they will still be rich as fuck.
>>714316752
Viking were nothing but thieves and rapists, nothing to be proud about, really.
>>714329799
Learn2history, you butthurt faggot.
>>714305155
Better than Southway
>>714329366
No don't feel sry for me...I have a perfect life after I left that country...
>>714329480
Dud, explain over 200k works are threaten in oil and gas?
Yes Norway have invested their money in both infrastructure, don't wast/burn out money like arab-oil country....
...but the facts you was got work after your merit how you performed and have high working loyalty...nowadays it's just connection from parents or relatives...even they shows low respect for their work.
>>714330170
>...but the facts you was got work after your merit how you performed and have high working loyalty...nowadays it's just connection from parents or relatives...even they shows low respect for their work.
I'm thinking you couldn't find a job here. And that shitty English might be the problem. Poor Euronigger. I feel sorry so for you.
>>714305155
I like norway the country not norway the government.
>>714328498
Cross country
>>714330170
Norway cut down on production, both because the price on oil dropped, plus the Kyoto protocol.
>>714330705
lol asshole gramanazi who can't even counter argument and don't fucking understand I'm euronigger but fuck not broken any more..
I left you shitty country too SEA, working in oil drilling and most of all...my english is fucked up bcs I'm totally drunk and having amazing vacation with bitches....have fun in your cold country
>>714331083
>I left you shitty country too SEA
Yeh, ok, smartypants.
>>714305155
I've only met one Norwegian girl in my life and she was pretty and smart. So in my eyes pretty amazing in terms of women! not educated enough to know anything else
>>714305155
the one and only place in the world where a girl actually asked me if i would fuck her in the ass and also put it in her mouth as I came.
I was there for about four months and she worked in a small resaraunt near where I was staying in Bergen.
Nowegian girls have the sweetest pussies imaginable.
Norway rocks.
>>714329253
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_Pension_Fund_of_Norway
By May 2, 2016, the value of the fund was NOK 7.0 trillion ($873 billion)
No worries. KEK
Not like very much, Im poland btw
>>714332028
>Rolling
Singles and I'll leave this site forever.
>>714332251
Goodbye.
>>714315542
>Implying Norways economy is only working cause oil and fish
Like Norway does not use a single Kroner from all the oil money they earn.
>>714306353
soon to be replaced with stars and crescents
>>714329889
A bit simplistic but he's right, though.
You norfags care too much what others think about you.
I like it alot. For konge og fedreland.
>>714329799
Stay mad Saxon cuck, no country has ever gobbled as much outside culture as the english did the vikings.
>>714332530
>A bit simplistic but he's right, though.
Nope, try again.
Also read up on the subject, and come back with some actual arguments.
I don't care much about what others think of me or my country. And no, I am not OP.
>>714332681
Hallo oljeanon. En stund siden sist.
>>714305155
I bet their assholes smell like fresh cut hay and moist skin without deodorant.
Based music
Based scenery
Based women (e.g. pic related)
>Norway's pretty good
>>714305155
love norway
>>714333437
fy faen hun er så digg
>>714333076
det har det. har bare gått på battlestation threads. og har flyttet rundt, så har vert ganske busy.
kar kjøpt meg en hagle og.
>>714333649
Feet hagle. Planlegger å gå til innkjøp av hagle selv. Går du mye på jakt da?
>>714333913
Ikke i det hele tatt. jeg skyter leirduer. skulle på reinsdyrjakt. men så gikk oljen til helvete og eg mistet jobben. jakt er dyrt man.
>>714305155
Nuke Norway.
(It's skurrin' time.)
>>714334193
Brukte å gå på rypejakt opp gjennom oppveksten, men blir nok mest leirdueskyting på meg framover. Spesielt siden jeg bor i sørnorge nå.
>>714334443
vent, er du en av de som gikk på sommerkurset på UIA.?
I've worked in Tromso for a couple of weeks. I'm from England, Norway is a really good country to visit. I fucked a local girl on 2nd week there she was down for everything made my 2 weeks even better. fucking expensive though. Im from North East England and I thought it was cold here but fuck me it was fucking freezing. Also seeing as the rest of the UK can't understand our accent the Norwegians thought I spoke Martian
>>714334576
Nei. Studerte i Oslo jeg.
>>714307284
>white hand over mouth
>refugee
nope
>>714334729
ok da så. var noen fra sist gang jeg var på her.
>>714334776
I hope this is b8. If not, you must be stupid as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGRiczL62gI&t=1s
>>714305155
I don't know shit about Norway
>>714305787
I live in Canada c:
>>714335027
wtf are you talking about
I pray to this lady every night before bed.
>>714336493
I dont like her. I don't agree to her internal politics. but i generally believe she saved our country from a faith similar so sweden.
>>714336308
You are rather stupid aren't you. KEK
>>714308566
>714308566
You're right in one respect regarding the nigs in Norway.
Finland however is full of squat head slav looking fuckers. Might as well be Poles.
>>714305155
This is my opinion
kenya has better lions.
norwegian nudes please
Greatest QOL in the world and hot chicks
>>714305155
Black Metal was fucking great. Thanks Norway!
>>714305155
The land of black metal. Glory to Norway!
>>714305155
Danskesvans her.
Norwegians are cute as fuck. Little sister tier.
>>714313617
røsberg who?
