>in my room browsing /e/ and deviantart
>mom comes in
>"anon, we're having company round later, could you please shower"
>remind her to call me shadow killer and tell her that water burns my skin (the only liquid I can touch is mountain dew)
>"o..okay shadow killer"
>throw a piss bottle at her to frighten her into never forgetting again
>5pm now
>ask my whore mom where my chicken nuggets are
>there are people here
>"everyone this is anon" says my stupid dad
>scream at him that my name is fucking shadow killer
>everyone looks tense
>"hey anon, what are you into?"
>tell them that I like hentai, mlp and 4chan
>"what's 4chan anon?"
>that's it
>attack him with my blazing shadow technique while shouting that my name's shadow killer
>he dodges and I fall into the wall,smashing through because of my weight
>use my spell attack "mortem omnibus normies"
>"what's a normie?"
>grab the shitjug I was concealing under my trench coat
>smash it over the stupid cunts head
>shit's everywhere
>remember about my chicken nuggets
>hurl myself at my bitch mom
>screaming CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!
>she's crying
>grab her by the hair and drag her into the kitchen
>say get to work bitch
>"anon, you're 28, can't you make your own chicken nuggets?"
>smash her head against the oven while screaming DARKNESS PILEDRIVE
>there's a loud snap
>go back upstairs
>check deviantart messages
>can hear ambulance sirens outside
Fucking normies.
>>714305058
Trash greentext
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>>714305058
You again! Better have new stories asshole
It's those damn niggas!
>>714305389
I know! Fucking niggas always hanging from the rafters and nesting!
>>714305457
I will fucking hit them with the ironpipe!
>>714305594
We have to open our hearts!
>>714305690
This is all just kebbel...
>>714305742
All kebbel. Lets hear what the cleaver guy fridolin got to say.
>>714305814
We need to fix the school. How do we do this?
We can always put less money in the school and hopes for the best?
Nah, just let the shit go away. Say 100 days. Wait 8year and leave. But what about Åsa?
That fuck will fucking sink me. If she keeps draging me down... Fuck.
Okej, les's plan something out.
>>714306006
Hmm, now when im here, why not paint the boat. Im quite sure theres no toxic shit in this paint that Fridolin gave me.
Right, the begger problem is pretty big now. I need to peprepared now when the media will ask me shit.
It will be hard to not to think about the joke i heard today.. I think that was early with Fridolin.
Damn, fridolin is a pretty nice guy.
well well. back to painting.
>>714306276
Hmm, It's going to be nice to work with Stefan. He promised me that before he got elected.
We will create a better world for everyone. Some of our chooserbase is pretty rtarded. Think that rich is worth more then poor people. Stuipid fucks. More money is better.
But I heard from Fridolin that he helped Åsa with the boat paaainting thing. He was very quite about it, but he think that Åsa might bee using some paint that are no good for the enviroment.
I might talk to someone about what to do.
If I tell wrong people, and Åsa isnt using it, it might be bad for me or Gustav.
Well, lets see tomorrow.