I want revenge /b/ this girl and her bf told me they could get me weed so i gave them $300 for an O and they took my money and said they got pulled over and had the weed confiscated. now she wont return my calls or texts and she blocked me on facebook. i dont know what to do what would you do /b/
pic related its her
ive been very nice and understanding but they are avoiding me and i really need my money back
ill get right on it
>>714302727
i have her number full name and other social media link if anybody wants to torment her any help would be most appreciated
no takers?
>>714302727
I'll take her for a spin
>>714302727
put on the ski mask and go fuck their house
>>714302727
Because I'm a bitch I'd ask to give me some backup to their claim, or all my goddamn money back. If they were pulled for reasons they could have avoided, or made the BS up, just show up at the house with a mate. Set an ultimatum and wait. If they refuse then make the boyfriend shit himself.
There is precisely zero that people on the internet can do to help.
>>714302727
we aren't your personal army you dumbass, maybe next time order your shit online
>>714303268
well i thought about stealing the tiers off her car but thats too obvious
>>714303377
im not asking for you dicks to do anything i want advice
>>714303379
>tons of effort
>conspicuous
>get nothing for it
You're a fucking idiot
>>714303379
Think about where you'd stash them first. Or just take them and ditch them somewhere. Make sure they know it's you, but not in any way that can be proven.
>>714303361
a friend of a friend told me they were smoking in a church parking lot when the cops got them but she told me they were otw back to my place
>>714302727
You fucked yourself by trusting an unverified source. Learn your lesson, and move on. Take your chance for revenge when it presents itself, and stop living in a fucked up past(where you were an idiot). If you get your money back, you were still an idiot.
>>714302727
do you have her nudes?
>>714303576
ill give you her number if you wanna ask for some lol
>>714302983
>>714303451
Kill you're self
>>714303523
Her ticket will verify her story, or not. If she doesn't furnish one, she's full of shit. It's perfectly acceptable to hit a woman btw.
>>714303656
thanks /b/ro
>>714302727
Dem wide eyes doe....ET's bastard daughter?
also her
Kill that it's assholes like you letting people like that rip you off without getting killed it makes people to keep doing it
>>714302727
Dude you never pay before you see the goods. Weather its a gram or a kilo. How stupid are you?
>>714302727
Youdeservedit/10
>>714303995
pretty damn stupid i guess
Show up at their place demand proof they got bagged. If the don't have proof beat the shit out of both of them and take 300 dollars worth of there stuff. If you got burned on a dime bag or something whatever but 300 bucks isn't a small deal man. Don't take that shit
>>714302727
Made a reverse image search and nothing came through, this is fake if everyone needs to know
>>714302727
You deserved to get scammed, never pay before you have the stuff in your hands and have insepcted it yourself. Even if u got the weed they could have bought some shit bush for 150 dollars and then kept the rest. This is called an expensive lession in life.
>>714304149
tell that to my empty wallet fag
>>714303995
This
Like some previous anon mentioned, try ordering online next time.
If she's attempting to block you out of her life you'll need to be confrontational and ultimately violent to retrieve it back. If she or her boyfriend has a car, a few smashed windows or sliced tires will make them pay financially and emotionally.
post her #
>>714302727
You got scammed. Hell, I've pulled similar scams on people.
You learned an expensive lesson here. If you can, beat the shit out of the bf. If you can't, move on with your life.
>>714304149
id send you a link to her facebook if she hadnt blocked me she posted about it
rachel strouth is her name
You got scammed, either you beat them up and take your money back witch you wont since you are here complaing like a faggot or you move with your life.
>>714302727
YOU LEARN FROM IT! DONT GIVE PEOPLE YOURMONEY UPFRONT EVR!! DUMBFUCK
>>714302727
nice copypasta but
>$300 for an O
>giving the money first
>giving that much money to people who arent close friends in the first place
>>714304342
Alright, I'll try again
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>>714303822
don't criticise, anon, she can be hot.
She looks underage as fuck and you gave her $300 for weed. You fucking dumbass.
Not to mention, she probably just took off w/ yo shekels.
>>714303895
Uh... she knows how to handle a gun from a distance, and has a big dog. Consider this a life lesson and walk away.
>>714303451
DONT DEAL WITH PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT KNOW WELL... YOUR FUCKING BUYING DRUGS YOU DUMBY, FREE MONEY FOR THE GUY AND GIRL-FREE ADVICE
>>714302727
i know that bitch
>>714302727
pretend you will kill yourself. Make it seem like you will put the blame on them. That girl looks like a stupid fuck who would believe, so that will drive her insane for a while and make her and the boyfriend get in a fight. They may text you back who knows.
>>714304560
every time i keep looking at her pictures, i can tell there's something problematic that's underlying and it keeps killing any ability for me to get a boner
>>714304588
you really think she killed that deer? lol
>>714304560
Damn! Hot, handles a gun, redhead. Insta-boner here. Worth the $300. Forgive her and see if you can get in her pants!
>>714304722
This
>>714304719
What's not to believe? I live in a part of the country where chicks hunting is almost an expectation for marriage material.
>>714304213
Tell me the state she is from
found her facebook. fb/ieatsnuggiesforbreakfast
spam filter won't let me direct link, if you can't figure it out, kys
>>714302727
Crying because you fronted money to people for illegal products and never got your illegal product. Go tell the cops on them kiddo. Either way you're a fuckin retard for fronting in the first place.
Secondly, pulled over with an ounce. Intent to sell. That's a bull shit story. They blatantly stole your cash cause your autism told you to hand some cunt 300$ for weed. Fuckin stupid.
>>714304816
you dont know this girl m8 she not the shooty gun type shes the date a drug dealer and steal peoples money type
>>714302727
A fool and his money are soon parted
>>714302727
>had $300 worth of weed plus whatever they wanted for themselves and whoever else they were buying for when they got pulled over.
>it got confiscated, but were didn't go to jail or anything
>>714302727
you know where she lives?
Tell her you're only asking one more time to get your money back. If she doesn't do it, I would go in the middle of the night or when they weren't home and take a baseball bat to the windshield of the car.
>Easily can cost $300 to get it replaced
>HAS to be changed since they wouldn't be able to see out of it and car wouldn't pass inspection
Also, learn from your mistake. Don't ever trust dumb fucks with a bunch of money again. Ultimately this is your fault for doing this but at least you could equal the playing field.
>>714303379
>steal the tiers of her car
> while you're doing that, also try stealing the tyres off her car
>>714305005
she said her bf went to jail but who fucking knows
>>714302727
If you needed the money you shouldn't have spent it on drugs. Also if you pay 300 for an onion then you deserve to get robbed.
>>714305026
are you this dumb? here. Read this
>>714304871
>>714303895
delete this before some autist runs her plates and does something that comes back to you, idiot. take your losses like a man, you fucked up, deal with it.
>>714303656
*yourself fgt. kys
>>714305049
cool thanks for the spelling lesson much needed
>>714305077
ask for proof
if true unlucky you
if not fuck them up
>>714302727
OP just wreck more than $300 worth of their stuff. Slash their tires at night and fuck up their car. If they call the cops and they ask who did it and they say you. Then the cops would ask for your motive and they would have to confess to making drug deals which would only incriminate themselfs.
Get fucking creative man. Start fucking up their stuff at 3 or 4 in the morning and just dissapear.
If you were really smart you would wait like 2 years till all this blows over and nobody would suspect you.
Just light their fucking house on fire in the middle of the night and leave
>>714303656
KILL YOURSELF...But first learn how to use; your, you're. Newfag
>>714305116
i dont know if thats even her plates she could be anywhere in that picture
ITT, op explains how he got skanked by a skank and expects sympathy for being so retarded. She and her wee crew are sitting back chonging fuck out yer ounce an hitting fits of giggles thinking about how raging you're lmao.
Go to the deepweb and get a hitman or some shiet...if you have money lulz
>>714305276
Dude ripped me off a few years back, been waiting for the right moment to strike. He dont know that i know where he lives.
>>714305026
Let the games begin kek
thanks for all the support
>>714305537
Fucking stop living in fantasy land, he doesn't give a fuck about some little plonker he robbed, especially when he knows you're a faggot and that's why he robbed you in the first place.
>>714302727
You were jacked you cuck fuck! Deal with it. Take it from someone that dealt. You were suckered for your money and played like the whiny little bitch you are. People like you get sucker'd like this all the time. Learn from your mistake and suck it up. We're not your army, we're not here to let you cry on our shoulders. So take your medicine and move on with life being the dominated little cuck you are!
>>714305167
Newfag detected.
>>714305675
Well hes some punk kid living with mommy and i have way too much to lose if he were to suspect it was me. Want to make sure I'm not even an afterthought when I strike. Im sure he's got a long list of enemies by now.
Dam, this is some twisted up shit, we need to stop these smoker on smoker crimes. Tell you what I'll do op, give me your address I'll pop round and grab $250 and I'll go get you an ounce myself, just stand at the window and watch for me coming back I shouldn't be too long bro.
>>714302727
nigga u a dumb ass white boy
u got finessed rofl nigga dumb af
>>714306023
top kek
>>714302727
we have a word for that
abgezogen, blyad
I want to fuck her...share her info please!
300 for an ounce?
dumbfuck
this bitch had the balls to rip you, and you dont even have the raisins to confront her?
>>714305780
>>714305929
Top kek... Hey OP I know a guy who can get you a fat sack for two bills. I'd love to hook you up. Just send the cash to me and I'll handle the rest. Dumb ass!
>>714306329
ill jump right on that
>>714302727
>pulled over
>weed was confiscated
>an Oz of weed was confiscated no charges
bullshitting blue haired commies. jump em
>>714306232
Around me it's 350 on the cheap, 400+ if you're in a pinch. It's out of control. Too many dealers getting raided, it's like the cops are more worried about green because it's easy.
Just post their info idiot
>>714306521
>>714306213
her number
5404204474
>>714306515
Are you a uk fag ? That's Gucci prices ffs
>>714306521
Are you this fucking dumb?
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>>714303630
Give it up
>>714306085
There isn't a spec of finesse in any nigger I've ever met..he got nignogged, not played or pearled or anything to do with brains or skill.
>niggers gon nig
>>714306622
Do you think she could get me an ounce op ? Maybe she could sell me your ounce.
>>714306652
Nah midwest USA, not near any major cities
>>714304149
>>714304548
That's not how things works, retard.
Google doesn't cache every facebook post, especially if private
>>714302727
>300$
>an O
Nigger you deserve to get robbed you dumb piece of shit.
share her facebook
>>714307032
someone already did dummy
>>714307032
Search her # on fb, pops right up
>>714306486
KEK...We can split it!
Ahem...I mean deliver it to him promptly! OP you can trust us! Pic related = OP
>>714305077
You can check police blotter (record of arrests)
Getting arrested is not a free pass to stiff you $300
>>714302727
you trusted a 9 year old to buy you drugs? you deserve to be gutted.
>>714302727
Op, it's time to show them some love. You know where they live, just fucking shoot them down like the fucking dogs they are.
I'm short on cash, Christmas is just around the corner I could do with meeting a few trusting people like op myself.
I live near her. Should I rape her for you?
>>714307438
Probably for the best anon, op doesn't have the balls for it.
>>714307438
kek
>>714306967
She wasn't private, ended up she didnt post the picture the OP posted
an hero
>>714307528
yeah because she blocked me dumb ass that came from twitter or something
>>714306662
>Implying everyone has fascistbook
Shut the fuck up anon
Post names
>>714307438
>5404204474
It would make more sense to rape bitch, her bf, and the OP. Make the others watch while you do it. Take their money, weed, and drop a hot Carl on OP on the way out!
>>714307792
I'll just rape the bitch. OP and the bf can rape each other.
>>714302727
just slay the tires and leave bologna on the car. call it even and get over it faggot
>>714307993
well said
>>714307981
Top KEK!!!
>>714305167
>>714305322
>taking the bait
You guys are the worst.
>>714306974
lmao op new to weed?
i pay 200 for quality shit
>>714308260
i live in the sticks its hard to find good deals unless you drive an hour away
>>714303895
Has she fucked that dog?
Wait 10 years the kill them
That's what i always do#
Stick a dog collar on the grave people think its pet grave leave well alone
>>714308561
wouldnt be surprised
I want to bang this little ho
>>714303139
>no takers?
Correct. /b/ is not your personal army. Unless it feels like being, which apparently it doesn't. You may not believe that things be like they is, but they do.
>>714308537
So drive an hour away. Wtf. It's an hour drive. It's not that hard. It's not like a fucking half day drive one way.
>>714308834
hour drive turns into a two hour drive round trip b0ss and thats highway
mate all I'm going to say is get some of your buddies together, bally up and fucking do something about it rather than ask for advice from the internet
>>714302727
look fuckhead you just got robbed by some fag and his girl, now go round up a bunch of your faggity midwest friends and find the fucks. Go beat the shit out of them, get your 300 dollars(or more) and your overpriced dirtweed back. Or you could just be a pussy.
>protip you cant get in trouble for robbing drug dealers
>>714308940
>2 hour drive for weed that isn't 300$/o
>that's too much work
Again, you deserve to get robbed.
>>714302727
Be a man and buy your own weed next time dumbass. You deserve it for being that stupid.
>>714302983
Nypa
>>714309735
If he's asking here, and had to go to strangers to get overpriced weed, it's pretty likely that OP doesn't have friends.
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>>714304486
I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE
>>714310053
You're a pathetic bloodfart who thinks he's some e-tough guy. Try being a bit more creative and MAYBE you will be taken seriously.
>>714302727
kek.. you are so stupid and dumb.. haha.. ultimate kekness.
you deserve it
>>714302727
Why would you give them that much money? I would never give someone 300 bucks to get me drugs. First of all, people in drug circles (yes even pot) are sketchy as fuck and usually criminal as fuck and unless you are friends with them if you have to deal with them to get the goods you treat the transaction like a business arrangement and be hyper aware of the fact that they can and might fuck you over in a variety of ways from flat out robbing you to lifting from your bag etc.
In this situation you obviously had little choice but to trust them to deliver the goods. I've been there and done this with basically strangers but you should have never given them that much money. You should have given max 50 and chalked it up as a loss if they robbed you and it wouldn't have hurt so much. But the odds are they wouldn't have taken the risk of pissing you off for a low amount of money. But you gave them 300 bucks which increased the amount of risk they were willing to take in order to keep it. Get what I'm saying?
Either go fuck them up somehow or take my advice, learn a lesson and don't trust people to take large amounts of your money to buy drugs for you.
>>714310673
>>714310673
I have a severe disgust for obese people. These beings are a plague to society and an embarassment to the human race.
They diminish the accomplishments of the evolving world by sending the message that "its ok to be fat". Well guess what, it isn't.
I'm not going to come in here and say I'm a flawless Addones, but I believe in taking care of myself.
I have a strict physical regimen I stick to every morning, followed by a day of a clean, nutritious diet.
I once was sitting on a plane -- It was a long flight from NY to London -- when a fat man began to complain there wasn't enough food in his serving.
To add to that, this obese blob was sitting at the aisle row, making it impossible for anyone to get around him. I decided to play a prank on him.
I waited until the fat fuck had to take a shit and then masturbated into his milk. I hadn't masturbated in weeks so I shot a load which would make Peter North proud.
The fat loser drank the jizzmilk and enjoyed every drop. I like to think of that smirk on his face whenever I see an obese person.
It gives me the upper hand to know that not only am I physically superior to lardasses everywhere, but that they have my cum inside of them.
It's a boost of confidence I'm sure everyone would love to have, and I strongly suggest you try it sometime.
>>714302727
>>714303895
How about we hold each individual responsible for their own actions instead of blaming their fathers that they were raised inappropriately.
99.99% of women in the world today are not worth any males time. They're whores and liars who think they're better than everyone else because they are women.
They think they're entitled to everything. It's such a joke.
If by some miracle you ever come across one who falls into that .01% then you're a lucky guy because that shit is more rare than gold or diamonds these days.
Women have absolutely no personality. They're all this cookie cutter model of bullshit that you see on those reality shows and shit.
It's really very sad how far women have fallen into today's age.
And to be totally honest it wasn't always this way. The quality of women has declined in dramatic fashion.
>>714302727
Thermite, in can, through a window.
>>714310554
Seems like you have nothing better to do than to complain about other anons just trying to have a little fun. Go cry somewhere else you fucking loser
>>714302727
You're dumb and deserve it. Case closed. Nigger
>>714304625
You are a complete faggot. You really should kill yourself.
>>714303995
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>>714305322
Well, well, well, what have we here? another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the /b/ mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking video game board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound piles of shit. your days are fucking numbered.
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>>714303361
>make the boyfriend shit himself
He probably wouldn't be in this situation if he were remotely capable of that.
Solve it yourself or your fucked. Next time learn not to give someone money if they don't give you anything in return.
>>714306314
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>>714306724
Hey /b/, I just jerked off to Emma Watson and after it, while I was sitting there in my own shame with the smell of the cum spreading across the room, I had a thought. Let say Emma Watson has sex once a day (probably even more), lets also say it lasts 1 hour, then let us also assume that because she is Emma Watson with 20 million followers on Twitter and 30 million likes on Facebook, let us also assume that there are A LOT of men (and women probably) masturbating while thinking of her. In fact there are so many at all the times that I don't think there passes a second every day where no one on this planet jerks off to Emma Watson (she isn't special in this, probably true for many famous women). So technically you could be jerking off to Emma Watson WHILE Emma Watson is getting fucked. Also it's just easier to say that she is just as likely to have sex at all times of day (which isn't true, for example she aint having sex in 5 AM). Lets say 1 million out of those 30 are guys who are really really obsessed with Emma Watson, I mean jerking off to her every day level obsessed. So you take that million and you divide it by 24 hours in which she could be having sex for exactly one hour, and you get 41 666 men who are jerking to her inside each hour when she's having sex ( this also assumes that thy all jerk off for exactly one hour). But you can go further than that! You can see where she is right now, right now she's in LA, you can look at the time there and then reference research on at what time of the day people have the most sex and deduce that time in which she is most likely to have sex and then you furiously masturbate to her knowing that you are most likely masturbating to her while she is getting a cumshot. It's like telepathy porn, but you don't see anything, you just know it's true.
>>714302727
It's your fault op for being a fucking idiot with your money
You literally deserved it
>>714304722
>>714304767
fucking beta cucks.
It's because of faggots like you guys why women have an entitled sense of self worth.
>>714308687
OP HERE
>be me
>9/10 q3.14 highschool sweetheart
>shes going thru rebel faze
>mfw shes an actuall sexy juggalette
>in one ICP song its this dude saying to lick butthole
>"its pretty fuckin fresh"
>be me
>gf sits on top of me
>plays song
>her eyes look thirsty
>"do u wanna try it anon??"
>FUCKYISSS.jpeg
>im laying down
>sits on my face
>spreads cheeks
>**giggles** (she loves being bad girl)
>procede to eat that shitter like an apple fritter
>sucking on this cute 14yr shitter (was 14 myself)
>she lovesss ittt
>after about 20 mins of ass sammich, and 69
>"teehee what if i had to fart anon?"
>uuuhhh i love it and we r kinky kids
>do it
>latch lips to bung
>she spreads
>she grunts and lets out the finest fart ill ever taste
>mfw we stay together 6 yrs
>mfw she loves me and loves my anal play
>mfw i sucked, sniffed, fucked and loved 100000000 farts
life can be good /b/ its the little things that count
>>714303576
topkek
her fb: ieatsnuggiesforbreakfast
>>714310836
Oh sht guise we're doomed. Screen your faves cause we're out. Somebody find me a hanky pls
>>714310811
>13 m
>at bar mitzvah
>invite all the girls I know
>qt3.14 in my class comes
>everybody is giving gifts, usually money
>fuckyes.gif get those shekels
>qt comes up to me
>says she's going to give me her gift
>kisses me on the cheek
>simultaneous erection and rage for no shekels
>run to bathroom, crying about cheap gift, rock hard about grill
>can't see past my tears
>run into wall with big boner
>break my nose
>luckily everyone at the party was a doctor/lawyer
>post about it on /b/
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>>714311057
> Jerked off in my basement to tranny porn with a dragon dildo lodged in my ass
> Made up a story about being a heterosexual alpha sex god and posted it on /b/
>>714302727
Femanon with an IQ of 170 here. OP is a fucking pleb. 140 is below average in any academic environment. Enjoy being only slightly smarter than the mouthbreathers on the street. I'm currently writing my PhD thesis on computational methods in relativistic astrothermodynamics and if any of my colleagues had an IQ as low as OP's, I couldn't work together with them.
>>714303895
Kill the dog really violently.
I'd kill it and then skin it and throw his pelt on the front door to make it more traumatizing.
>>714302813
Femanon with an IQ of 170 here. OP is a fucking pleb. 140 is below average in any academic environment. Enjoy being only slightly smarter than the mouthbreathers on the street. I'm currently writing my PhD thesis on computational methods in relativistic astrothermodynamics and if any of my colleagues had an IQ as low as OP's, I couldn't work together with them.
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>>714303268
Kys, nypa, exchange money for stuff... Not money for the chance you'll get stuff. If the cops confiscated the weed, there will be a ticket involved. If there's a possession law and they didn't go to jail, you've been scammed. Kek
>>714311183
>>714302727
buy yourself a shotgun and go on a heroic revenge rampage kill all of her family try to go for a high score afterwards
her boyfriend
>>714303451
Per your own argument, women are superior, because they do not create ‘to get dick’. They create because it is the calling of their souls, even when they have to deal with obstacles, lack of encouragement, and the petty misogyny of weak ignorant males such as yourself.
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>>714303523
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>714302727
nypa drug-addicted faggot
oshit better watch out OP
>>714303822
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way?
My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either.
Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me.
Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think.
Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
post moar
>>714311566
>"jorge wants to be hardcore but his mum won't let him"
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>>714304600
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
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>>714305026
Femanon here.
I PERSONALLY LOVE THE SHITSTORM THAT STARTS EVERYTIME SOME POOR FAGGOT MAKES ONE OF THESE ANTI WOMAN MISOGYNIST THREADS. GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SEE JUST HOW UPSET I'VE MADE EVERYONE AND CHUCKLE A BIT.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
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>>714303822
she tried making them wider
>>714302727
I would have paid 160 for an ounce online like I do every month for starters, faggot.
>>714303895
3801B
>>714311796
No thanks, I ate pasta yesterday
>>714311275
Kek no you aren't.
This is why you got robbed OP, you're paying way too fucking much for an ounce. I get mine for 200, and it's DANK shit.
>>714302727
Fucking pothead, smh, gtfo
>>714310554
See you tomorrow
>>714311275
>astrothermodynamics
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a fucking joke. If you're going to try and sound 'smart' at least pick something that exists instead of smashing 'smart' sounding words together.
Thanks for the laugh, though.
>>714311958
This
>>714311796
If you're real I feel sorry for you. If you're trolling I still feel sorry for you.
>>714305106
>some kid beside me rips a rank fart
>start coughing
>teacher tells me to shut the fuck up and be respectful
>pretty sure the principle was Jewish
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>>714307112
>You have missed out on teenage love
>You'll never be 15 and in love
>Lying in the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chattin
>Not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
>Only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>You'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
>You're in your 20s now
>Gotta get a good job
>Gotta be a serious man now
>All the good ones are taken
>Maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>They have already felt those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>They have already had tones of partners and have loose, used up pussies
>mfw you've missed out on teenage love
>mfw you've missed out on the most beautiful thing in this life
>>714312626
Fucking brutal
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>>714302727
>First time buying from this dealer
>Giving them $300
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>>714312481
I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypernatremia). They had to put an iv directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closest I've ever been to dying.
What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now.
>>714312823
The fact that you think you're actually causing jimmy rustles is hilarious.
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10/10 quality thread, an emotional rollercoaster that kept me on the edge of my seat the entire time. I laughed, I cried, I learned 42 new ways to season and cook a pork shoulder. Truly a new standard has been set that all future threads will be held in comparison to.
never pay beforehand
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>>714310771
Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again. ... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.
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>>714302841
The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did.
But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face.
I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity.
So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
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>>714313150
OP Just do the smart thing get some jolly ranchers and a bottle of water, Wet the jollys and stick them to the windows of the car and house, when they try to remove them the windows will break, this is not your fault its theirs, and the tire thing only do 3 of them if you do all 4 the insurance covers it.
>>714313079
Getting your jimmies rustled over some hipster skank with blue hair who is probably a starfish in bed.
>>714302727
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.
Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while.
I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
sad.
its called a z and the max your would pay is 280 and that expensive af
>pay 200 for high grade shit
>>714312823
You're trying hard, but failing miserably. Kys newfag.
>>714303379
cut her brake pipes, this bitch need to learn a lesson
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>>714313400
O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little
monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan.
Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, that's not my
problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all
orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the
world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're
seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in
big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say
something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It
gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used
to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy
with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling.
"I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I
dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight.
(orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calender seems
kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name
again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so
don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making
Mojitos'."
At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the
wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide.
Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase
her back in. You're IM'ng. You're talking on Live. You get invited to
family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family.
You're one big Brady Bunch.
Then the orangutan fucks her mother.
Go to the adress at 4am with a bottle of lighter fluid. Face covering required. Smash the drivers window with a small hammer ans pour it in. Its important you take the cap off anf pour not squirt it because it would spray too slowly and the car may alarm when the window breaks. Get it on the plastic dash and not just the seats. Light that shit up and run. Do not leave the hammer or the fluid and wear gloves to prevent fingerprints on anything or the car. Bam arson made easy. They cant report you for it because the evidence they have is that they robbed you.
>>714302727
Don't be a dumbass.
>>714314448
truly amazing
>>714303377
Shut up fag kill yourself
>>714303377
wasted dubs
kys faggot
ive always hated this reddit tier nypa shit
>>714314448
What the fucking hell is this dank pasta.
>>714310771
Wow, you're not bitter at all are you?
>>714302727
So how come it is your problem that they got pulloved over? But since sou are asking we can all tell you what we would do but most of us would deal with it our own way without asking peopkw on the internet, you habe to accept that you aint gonna see that money ever again
>>714302727
300$ for an O is a ripoff, you agreed to a bad deal oonly revenge is rape
>>714302727
be a man, go over to their house, proceed to get your shit back like a man
>>714311275
hahah, i guess woman really can be funny
>>714310771
wow so only 400,000 women in the world are worth my time?
maybe ill get lucky and find one of those 400,000 women
>>714316037
Hey now, she's smart AND funny. I lose my shit when she talks about her vagainahhh
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>>714302727
i would buy her to compensate for your loss m8
>>714302727
wow, that's highway robbery
report it to the police and say that you were buying something other than weed
they cant say it's weed else they'll get locked up for dealing
and
if they don't they still get shit for fraud
>>714316498
oh yeah, also if they tell about the weed you can't be done in for possession as you didn't get it
>>714312626
Youngfag detected.
>>714311026
Just.. what the actual fuck.
>>714314456
All she has to do is say she got in an arguement with you and that she saw you at the scene of the crime. Bam your plan sucks.
