God tier water
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God tier water
>>714299247
reverse osmosis is the way to go
>implying you fucks know anything about good water.
>>714299802
please do enlighten us
>>714299891
>>714300074
i see you are one of those alkaline people
How stupid are you OP? Dasani is by the Coca-Cola Company. The water dehydrates you. Fucking nigger.
>>714300266
>water
>dehydrate you
you are just pretending to be retarded right?
>>714300266
check ur dubs m80
>>714300266
>>714300266
>How stupid are you OP? Dasani is by the Coca-Cola Company. The water dehydrates you. Fucking nigger.
Breaking news. Cola hydrates while water dehydrates.
Should we protest and drink alcohol?
>>714299247
Oh so you like water?
well come to my shitty country, you can have all of it.
>>714300448
turns out i have been protesting every day for the last 13 years
>>714300316
Dasani is hands down the worst water on the market… it ADDS SALT, they purposefully put this in to keep you just a little bit thirsty (great business plan) and you never fully have your thirst quenched.
>>714300499
>>714300543
Gg on the propaganda. Come back with facts
IDC what you say Icelandic glacier water outclasses your Dasani Polar HORSESHIT Anyday! Usually when you drink something this rewarding, its illegal!
>>714300755
It's not like they hide it.
>>714300922
like the tears of dying children
It's called a tap.
>>714300972
No friend, the tears of dying orphan children. Nothing more luxurious could ever be conceived by the human mind!
bump
>>714300940
>added for taste
Not too bright, are you?
>>714300999
its called STFU your local fucking reservoire is actual shit, taste true elegance with icelandic glacial water.
>>714301080
This
Living in a first world country with drinkable water sure is nice
>>714299247
>not flavored
STEP YO GAME UP OP
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>>714300940
>potassium chloride
I KNOW IT IS SALT FROM JIMMY NEUTRON
>>714301091
>"It has salt in it!"
>COME BACK WITH PROOF
>literally a Dasani label mentioning salt
>YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
Okay.
this is nice
>>714301248
Best flavor is pure Desani water. Anything else is shit
Plants like it too.
>>714301301
You said salt that dehyrates. This salt adds flavor.
>>714301385
Holy fuck my sides
>>714301385
why are you shilling for a water company? it probably dehydrates a little bit so you drink more.
>>714301327
my nigga
>>714301547
Yep. Only niggers drink Gatorade.
>>714301470
Faggot detected
>>714301299
Sodium chloride is table salt.
The label itself literally mentions "salt," not some chemical name for it.
Potassium chloride is the shit they use when they want to use salt but also want to keep it low sodium. It typically ends up mixed with regular salt anyway because it tastes like shit.
>>714299684
this.
Only reverse osmosis water in all the bottles I bought during my trip to the US. I was amazed.
>>714301491
It does or it doesn't. Your ''probably'' is a crock a shit.
It doesn't though. You seem to be the type to think McDonald's adds chocolate to the burgers to get you addicted.
>>714299247
Pussy water. If you dont agree, then OP faggot.
>>714301695
Pussy water isn't water.
It's sand
>>714301491
Why wouldn't you shill for big water? Water will ALWAYS sell, and profit will be made if something were to happen to make water hard to access.
>>714301683
you got proven wrong so hard but you bring up retarded redundant points in an effort to make us look foolish
but inadvertently come off as a retard yourself
Dubs of truth
>>714301890
>us
why are you bringing other people into this retarded argument
>>714299247
Do not let your love of water corrupt you.
>>714301666
eveything on that label is also present in natural water except *salt*. Anon that says it's there to make you thirsty is actually right.
>>714301890
Name one time I was wrong, it's obvious you're a rep for Pepsi.
Flint
>>714301666
Sodium chloride does not equal salt you fucking idiot
We're literally fighting over water
>>714302314
Yep. It is /b/ though
Niggers
>>714302314
you would swear we were in africa
>>714302395
fuck off
>>714302395
GTFO cunt
sincerely >>714300922
>>714302137
https://chem.nlm.nih.gov/chemidplus/rn/7647-14-5
>>714302489
that is clearly government propaganda
A message for everyone in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0
>>714302442
You fuck off
>>714299247
I got better things to spend money on than something that is practically free
>>714302314
Yet you dont give an opinion
>>714302573
the way he pronounces water
Shame you can't get an air + water discount combo pack.
>>714302573
A message for everyone in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwPhhdjkedU
>>714301299
c h e k
>>714302605
Sorry I wasn't born in a 2nd country
>>714300266
dasanis got brawndo
>>714300999
Trips of truth. My tap outclass any fucking bottled water. If I had a soda stream though. Fucking bubbly water that at least adds a favorable texture to my glorious tap water.
>>714302137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbBgx0BEuuI
>>714302683
wow i didn't know you could be born in two countries
>>714302683
you probably smoke cigarettes too, right?
>>714302573
Waa-a, that's not how you say water
>>714302573
What language is that?
>>714301611
That took long
/thread
Evian still the best tasting shit, will win the pepsi challenge any time
>>714301322
I'm pretty sure dasani is just tap water
>>714302800
england
>>714302800
sco-ish
>>714302665
This guy has 4600 videos of him drinking water
>>714302836
England is a language?
>>714302665
So edgy
>>714302665
wtf?
>>714299247
> Reverse osmosis
> God Tier Water
Choose one
>>714302800
T's proper english, you arse.
>>714302755
You can if your mum was on the border of one and shat you out the other side
> itt dumb people who think salt in very small amounts (like in dasani) is a bad thing
> pedialyte and sports drinks also have salt
Hey morons, when you sweat, your body gets rid of salt. You need to replace that salt or you will get Hyponatremia and could die.
>>714303085
That's what gatorade is for faggot.
>>714303186
Gatorade has salt in it too, moron.
>>714303186
>>>714303085
>That's what gatorade is for faggot.
That's literally what the nigger just said.
>>714303442
The fucking point is water + trace salt isnt a bad thing, saying it makes you more thirsty is like movie bullshit from drinking sea water, resulting in hypernatremia.
>>714303587
That is what i was reiterating to nig nog about gatorade. No need to be salty towards my post
>>714303587
this is how salty that post was
>>714304510
Kek
