>be me >21 yo male >know a few about computers >neighbor
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>be me
>21 yo male
>know a few about computers
>neighbor out of the blue rings my door
>50-60 year old woman, amazing body for her age
>what's up
>anon I need help with the computer, can you help?
>sure thing
>head over there, change her profile picture on facebook, nothing much
>she asks for my phone number cause she may want something again
>calls me regularly now, every other day I'm at her house, working on her facebook
>Gets a bit annoying but whatever
>rings me up one day
>anon can you come over please
>I go over to her house, greeted by her dogs at the front
>play with the dogs while I wait for her to answer the door
>she answers the door in a short bathrobe
>ohshit.jpeg
>she starts climbing the stairs and asks me to follow
>ohshit(2).jpeg
>walk up the stairs
>the second floor is only bedrooms
>she walks towards the bathroom
>ohshit(3).jpeg
>turns out she moved her laptop upstairs cause it's warmer after dark
>she was going out and she was getting ready hence the bathrobe
>her bedroom is through the bathroom
>change her profile picture and leg it
This is a repost from yesterday but it 404'd and I couldn't ask for advice. Does she want me to lay the pipe /b/? If so, how do I do it?
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>>714287718
Of course she does.
What you need to do my friend...is give her the ol' Naked Man that Barney Stinson mentions in HIMYM
>>714287787
Good idea, not happening. Thanks for the key though
>>714287718
When women reach that age they actually lose the will for any sex, if she lives alone then she has just developed a regular dependability with seeing you on a daily basis.
Don't be a nigger and think she's hitting on you, or better yet.. don't be a retard, if you want something to do with her sexually, then flirt, if not.. distance yourself.
Also next time you're in her house check the laptop, look for any nudes. If she has left any on the laptop then it's a clear sign she wants to be your sexy granny. Tongue her anus.
>>714288128
I haven't found nudes (have looked of course) but I've found plenty sexy pictures of her. At the beach, at a cozy living room with a see-through shirt which I had to photoshop. She was wearing a bra underneath. She lives with one of her sons and her husband. Haven't flirted a lot. Just casual flirting.
Shameless self bump with a picture of her. She's was 35 there and 3 kids.