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sup /b/

I just found a bag of money on my way home.

wat do??
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>>714272250
>>714272320

timestamp gay boy
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wat do guise
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Be a nice guy give it back to the owner.

Or risk your life and spend it, send some to me too!
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found it?

how? where?

anybody see you? are you sure?
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>>714272412
Mail some to me
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>>714272412
I'll be the first to ask, as you have this money now can you get me something off of steam thanks bb.
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>>714272412
Can I have some. Please? Holy fuck
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>>714272250
dress as banana
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invest it mate
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better check for trackers, fucker
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>>714272412
get yourself a cool hat
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>>714272250


its really obvious theres only notes on the top of the stacks and the rest is fakes or paper in the centre - discoloring of notes about 3 notes in on each stack -- bait is bad
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report it on your taxes
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>>714272412
Did you count it? Also make sure there's no tracker like no Country for old men dude. You're going to be fucking hunted down
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Actually time stamp,
Wait what?
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Help me pay my tuition
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Burn it.
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Give me some
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make a list of things you've always wanted
do this over the course of time,
think on it a few days
then list them in order of need/want
go get them
then get drunk
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>>714272250
where did you find it? Do you think anyone saw you take it?

Hide that shit but if people come after you I would give it back
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>>714272250
get in touch with the local authorities. be a hero. as an added benifit. maybe pussies will get attracted to you
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learn what laundering means and why it's important.
count it up, and do some financial planning
think long and hard on what you need versus what you want, then spend accordingly.
once laundered, invest the remainder of the cash.
continue life as if nothing happened, but now you have a nest egg

I am a financial planner.
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Invest all of it in stocks
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>>714272637
if trips, burn it
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>>714272250
can I have some
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lucky fucking bastard
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>>714272577

Not really. Looks fine to me.
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>>714272674

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU ME?!
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Could be prop money, but i'll bite the bait

first off: you're probably fucked. no one would leave that much money there without keeping some kind of eye on it

second, obviously don't start spending it all, you'll draw attention to yourself either from the people to whom it belongs, or people looking to steal it from you
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>>714272250
Take one or a few of the bill and ask if they're counterfeit, if they are counterfeit and if you're asked why you have them, say that you got them as change and you were suspicious, then go home and scuttle the rest of the cash.

If not, have fun. Don't get arrested.
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>>714272250

consider donating it to a charity
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someone just had the worst day of thier life. don't be a selfinsh cunt
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Op just picked up a bag of ransom money for a kidnapper and is going to be arrested soon
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>>714272250
Spend it slowly over the course of several years.
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>>714272250
if your really smart youd keep it and spend it on little things so you dont get audited
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>>714272412
burn it for the lulz

it's probably counterfeit anyway
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>>714272250
If there's dye packets in them, you'll need to report it. Otherwise, keep that shit and launder the money properly.
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make sure no one knows
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>>714272849
unless your a druggie then spend it on drugs
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>>714272839
This
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>>714272761
logical thought process, anon
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Get yourself a black light lamp. Most likely its all counterfeit.
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>>714272698
That's shit advice. Plus they'll take the money away and never to be seen again.

If you want pussy, use that money.
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>>714272250

Count it
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>>714272250
If dubs donate some of it to Robbie Rotten
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>>714272412
what is that like 8,000$ maybe? I might be being ignorant, but cant most people go to the bank and withdraw that amount of money?
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>>714272969
Then again, this is the worst place to be asking for advice so...
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>>714272577
>This guy
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>>714272796
Why do that, a fucking bill pen is $3 at wal mart. What are you, 14?
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go to
>>>/biz/-and-waste-all-of-it
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OP HERE

GUESS THE EXACT AMOUNT AND ILL SEND $1000 THRU PAYPAL

COUNTING IT NOW
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>>714273109
>Buy TV
>Make so to overpay so you get change

Incognito
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>>714272538
Hey arnold, is that you?
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Take a single note and show us both sides of the note, time stamp included of course
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>>714273027
I think any descent job with a degree has a sign on bonus of atleast 5k, so yes I think it is fair to assume at least the majority of white americans can do that.
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They might be looking for you
Go to the strip club, waste it and move away
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Count it. Tell us how much it is.
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>>714273190
50k
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>>714273190
$20,000
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>>714273190
bout tree fity

my paypal account is I don't have a [email protected]
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OP best way to launder, casino chips.

then cash your chips back in.

suspicious yes. will they trace it? doubtful.

the money is clean now.
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>>714273290
>>714273294
terrible guesses..
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>>714273190
$3.50

also yeah, make sure no one else knows you have this money, don't put it in a bank just yet, or if you do make sure people don't know about it. but better yet to keep cash, no papertrail and all.
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>>714273190
$45k
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>>714273190
$8500
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>>714273190
$7400
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>>714273190
1 dollar
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>>714273190
10k
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if trips send me all of it
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>>714273190
450k
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>>714273277
I reverse image searched this semen demon and google gave me back "female"

so yeah, source it pls breh
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Like $20
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>>714273190
9k
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sell it
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6300$
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>>714273436
R
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over 9000 dolars
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>>714273190
I'd guess about 22k
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>>714273190
$45,000
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>>714272250
Don't spend a dime if that stolen they'll find out. Trust me. Keep it for a few years if you spend it anywhere the police will be called and you'll be blamed.
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>>714272609
This.. Actually..
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>>714273190
45k

[email protected]
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>>714273491
How?
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i got "arm"
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>>714273190
5k
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>>714273190

100k

Nik Slij
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>>714273190
11k
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>>714273190
That's not that much. $10-20k at most. You're probably buying a used car or something and withdrew the cash from the bank so you could show off on /b/.
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the stacks of 20's are 1k each as most. the others, there is no telling, the ones with 100's on top dont appear to be stacks of 100's. i tihnk this is much less than we think, like not even 10k, which is still a lot of money, but some of the geusses are like 30K+ like wtf.
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>>714273530
they'll track you dollars ip address and find out where you live
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>>714273190
I go with 10k as well
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$450+ however many 1s are behind the big bills. Back in high school me and my dumb ass friends would take our paychecks to the bank and ask for it in 1s. $600 looks like 3 of stacks. I would guess maybe $2500 at most
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>>714272517
kek
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>>714273190
150k
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>>714273190
$30-35k
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>>4,700
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>>714273530
When large amounts of cash are stolen from banks or stores they usually have the number on the top of the bill remembered, Like when you see a wad of cash straight from the bank they usually have tags strapped around it so they can identify how much is in it. And if they get suspicious the police will definitely check the numbers on the bills and lead it back to stolen money.
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>>714272250
spend it on drugs
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Spend it on gas and grocerires so you don't get audited. Spend that shit oer a 20 year period and hide it under your mattress
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$6498.25
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>>714273190
11.5k
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>>714272701
Appearntly a very dirty one at that.
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>>714273190
20,000
[email protected]
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>>714273771
.25
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>>714273190
Can you put "Secrets" with a timestamp on it? Please.
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OP YOU NEED TO LAUNDER ALL THIS MONEY THROUGH A CASINO. ASAP BRO I'M FUCKING SERIOUS
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>>714272711
so close, yet so far
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>>714273767
under the mattress is like the go-to spot

find something you'd put away for a long time, or a part of the house that doesn't get used much, and find a spot there where only you know you'll ever find it
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>>714273190

That's $45,000
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if dubs burn a 100 dollar bill and make a webm and post it.
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if trips you burn it all and post video.
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>>714273027
that looks like alot more than 8k tho
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>>714273190
Put "Secrets" on it please
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11,000$$$$$
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>>714272250
just how much is there?
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>>714273890
>>714273881
Doesn't the federal Reserve already do this though?
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Can you tell where the money came from via the serial number on the cash?
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Thank your lucky stars and keep moving forward. Buy yourself a house and a modest car.

Probably tossed or stashed by some drug dealer... I would suggest not flossing the cash too soon, especially if you found it near your home.

How much is in there? Personally I would move and buy me a nice house on a lake
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>>714273824
he already did a timestap fag
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>>714273190
20,000
[email protected]
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>>714273190
11,499
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>>714273190
16,000
kik spazz771
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>>714272701
>laundering
>I am a financial planner

Wonder what kind of "plans" you give to your clients.
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>>714273956
I know but it'll help me get nudes in the future if I ever want them I can just fake being rich anon. So OP please <3
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5150$
[email protected]
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>>714273190

I always roll with at least $10K in my pocket, so I'm guessing $45K.
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>>714272852
>counterfeiting new 100s
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>>714273190
$50,000
[email protected]
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Spend it on cakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4
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>>714272849
underrated post
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why does everyone seem to think its like nearly 50,000? I swear it looks less than 10,000.
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>>714273190
20k
[email protected]
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>>714274022
thats fucking weak but dubs so i gotta agree
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>>714273771
Where the fuck is the quarter you autistic bean bag
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$3400
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>>714273190

$10,000
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>>714274043

OP here,

congrats, you are closest without going over

your money is on the way
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>>714272250
put it away and don't spend a dime of it for 5 years
then when you do, start slow and try a hundred dollar bill but only in a different town. Alternate using them
If the bills are marked you'll be able to notice if the guy who you buy shit from puts up a sign saying "only small bills" or if they check your bills after the first. They'll do it both times, but if they feel like they've been screwed for having federally tracked money, they'll take extra measures and be more thorough.
This isn't the type of money you spend, because then whatever crime was or was not commited in order to obtain it becomes your own.
You want to spend it sparingly over a large period of time and never in any places that have cameras. So make friends with gift cards but only from gas stations and places that don't give a fuck about getting you on camera so long as you're a paying customer.
Most places nowadays have them so be on the lookout for anywhere in populated areas, you want small rural unknown town gas stations that don't have a big brand named store attached to it.
Also, pawn shops work, or any small family owned businesses, but only out of town.
Anywhere close to where you live is dumb as fuck.
>hope I helped you lucky bitch
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9400
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>>714273190
65k
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invest, start a life for urself and run away from /b/ forever
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>>714273824
this make a more specific time stamp

put down : the thread number , secrets and today's date
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>>714274134
Proof of being OP
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>>714273190
32000 dolaridoos

My PayPal is roccoslife@Hotmail. Co.uk
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>>714273190
$6,500
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70k
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>>714274134
OP help an anon out >>714274022
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120,000
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>>714272250
$42k
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>>714273190
$14,000
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>>714274078

That's because you have never seen money before...
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>>714274047
It's possible, they've thought the same shit about past iterations of those bills.
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easy fix OP, take it to the casino, you can just put a bunch into a machine, hit the cash out button, and trade it for clean bills at the ticket redemption kiosk

or be a man and play it, mine as well, house money.
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>>714273190
165k
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OP, I need you man. I've been trying to get a job for about three months now, and the one job I have lined up looks like it's going to fall through. I've been living with my sister and while she's never once guilted me over it, I feel immensely bad for all of the cigarettes and food I've consumed at her cost.

I just need something for a Christmas present for her man, it doesn't have to be a lot at all, I just want to get her something for all she's done for me. I would really appreciate it man, but if you don't, I understand. Thanks.

[email protected] is my PayPal, if you decide to say yes.

Here's a rare pepe.
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>>714274360
oh shit you got me, you sure are edgy
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OP WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THIS MONEY JUST TELL US!
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>>714273190
90k
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>>714274045
I make it about $5k a bundle, so $45k would be my guess too
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>>714273190
45,000$ for sure
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>>714274401
>edgy
real original.
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>>714273190
72k [email protected]
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140k give er take, roughly thinking each stack is all the same bill, which would put each stack of 100's at maybe 10k-20k each and the same for the 50's cause theyre double the size of the 100's. the 20's would be round numbers but stack size is smaller so assuming 3-4k each. so yeah just inbetween 90k - 150k but my money is on the 140 range.
[email protected]
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>>714273190
35k and it looks like drug money my bro better watch your ass. What state you live in? Also I don't want the 1k
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take it to Trump casino

he doesn't mind taking dirty money
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>>714273190
14-15k

Kik me?
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>>714274371
>how to get questioned by security at a casino.
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>>714273190
5.5k
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OP will be able to afford college now :D
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>>714274155
Assuming OP is legit, this is the correct advice.

Hide it the fuck away for five or ten years.

Odds are that you picked up a drug-drop, and it's untraceable, but on the chance that it's federal, you want to keep it the fuck quiet.

Even posting about this was a massively stupid move, and you should already feel worried.
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$64,820
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>>714274401

Is this your first time on 4chan?
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Gonna call $5,200
Twitch: TheMeta4Gaming
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>>714272250
If i dont come up with 200 bucks in the next couple days, im going to be evicted.
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>>714274559
There is no gambling at his casino.
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>>714272250
Prove it by sending me some
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>>714274366
So why not just keep counterfeiting the old bills, idiot
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Plot Twist: OP is a druglord who has to quickly dispose $15,000 into someone's bank account to throw off the authorities
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>>714273190
8000 dollars
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>>714273190
$67,450
[email protected]
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>>714273190
It is exactly 43,520 dollars.
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Can you just send me like.. 100 or 200 dollars man? Just some Christmas spending money?

[email protected]

xoxoxo plz plz plz and ty
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I think op should give everyo e in this thread 1k and not he a faggot op. Then screen cap this shit and we shall have a day op was a god
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>>714274078
Stacks of 100 bills 2(100*100) + 3(50*100) + 5(20*100) = 45000
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>>714274387

I'm not OP but that made me tear up. I sent you enough for 10 Christmases. Cheer up /b/ro.
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>>714274909
Only thing op's a lord of is sucking cock.
That's trick-turnin' money right there.
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$15250
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>>714273190
Eh. Let's say 7500
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>>714274134
Is this actually OP? Was 5150 the right number?
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>>714274387
I just need a reply man, I'd appreciate it.

Another Rare Pepe
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>>714273190
50k to 60k

[email protected]
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>>714273190
0 USD

I think it's movie currency

Just buy me a few steam games if I'm correct

Steam:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/AlecGat0r
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>>714273190
~$85,000
I really need money ;-;
PayPal: [email protected]
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>>714274387
you could stop smoking and you also can stay adequately nourished for $2 a day easy
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Did OP die?
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You niggers do know it's paper money and he can't immediately just put that into his bank account right? are you guys fucking autistic
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>>714272412
>>714272320
>>714272250
Dude, that's fucking awesome. If you want to keep it without having to pay any taxes or have the IRS or some other govt org asking questions about it, then go to a casino, buy chips, then immediately cash them back in. That way the money will not only be untraceable, which considering the amount and circumstances may very well be an unfavorable fact, but also untaxable, i.e. win-win for you. And if you don't have access to a casino, which I highly doubt since you can literally buy a plane ticket to anywhere, then your best bet would be to deposit it to the bank in small incremental installments over a long course of time.

But yeah, if I were you I'd just buy a safe and save it in my house, spending very little, other than on drugs and various shit. People will be looking for it.
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>>714275378
Was he ever here in the first place?
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$13,762
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>>714275084
Really? Dude... Thank you. So much. You have no fucking idea how happy and relieved I am. You're a fucking hero dude. Thank you.
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>>714272412
SPEND A CHECK A GET IT RIGHT BACK.
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>>714272698
turbo cuck advice...fuck this hippie ass bullshit..lay low on your spending for awhile...take a couple bills to the bank to get checked for counterfeit..NOT ALL of them...if they're fake you should still get away at most retailers cuz fucks don't check anymore
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>>714275228
>Was 5150 the right number?

We are discussing money in this thread, not Van Halen albums /b/ro
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>>714272517
Fuckin jew
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>>714273190
That's about $70k
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>>714273190

$92,000

kik: UniverseTangent
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>>714275228
What was the right number?
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>>714272250
humena humena humena
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>>714275405
>are you guys fucking autistic

Yes, but why should that matter?
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>>714273190
$9000
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i'd say $75800
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Tree fiddy
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$100,000
[email protected]
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$86,020
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>>714272250
> what do?

don't tell anyone
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>>714273190
97k
[email protected]
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>>714273190
It's $100k

[email protected]
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Give me a couple k so i can kms
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>>714272701
He doesn't need to launder it there's not even a lot of money there you Dipshit
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>>714275084

You are an awesome person for helping that guy....we definitely need more people like you in this world.
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>>714274134
Hey man, could i just get at least $60 to $70? I don't have enough for a bill coming up and it'll probably shut off my electricity for a week.
>>714275247
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>>714275781
I second this.
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OP will probably be murdered soon.
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>>714275876
That's why we want his money now
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>>714275781
I have a good paying job and I feel like wealth is better distributed among the needy.
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>>714272250
OP hide that shit for a couple of months just incase the nigger who hid it doesnt find out
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Are you all dumb gooks? Its in cash, he can't pay you with paypal, its all physical money.

This is bait af. You're all dumb niggers.
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>>714272250


>>714275405
rofl this.

Btw, OP, my real life friend "found" a big bag of money aswell. He found it hiding in his house. 30 grand. Spent it all within 18 months. Mostly on drugs and his girlfriend.

More than likely, OP stole the money. so what i guess. just don't do what he did. If i "found" 30 grand myself i'd have my own business by now.

>op is either lying or he just stole it from someone close to him.
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>>714275927
Damn str8

I'm -5k in debt so someone buy me some steam games so I can enjoy my time dying from ass cancer alone

http://steamcommunity.com/id/AlecGat0r
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>>714272250
Report it to the IRS so you can pay your taxes on it.
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>>714273190
$100
[email protected]
Just do it, please.
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>>714275084
Can I get some drug money too then?

[email protected]
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>>714276052

Are there any in particular you want? Pick 5.
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$23,280
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>>714273190
12300
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>>714276118

Uhm, okay, how much do you want?
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>>714276052
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/AlecGat0r
>1 VAC ban on record, fuck you cheakting nigger.
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Anyone wanna give a poor fag some PSN codes?
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22.5k

Burn the 1000
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>>714273190
22500$
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>>714276118
Sent. :)
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>>714275084
could you spot me $850 for rent?
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please help me op, poor fag living on ramoen and chef boyarde for a year, cant find job... only have 1 jean, 1 pair or pants and 10 shirts...fuck mee halp

[email protected]
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>>714276178
As much as you can send kind stranger
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>>714275927

Karma will bring you positive experiences. What you did for that anon was beautiful.
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>>714275084
could you spot me $850 for rent?
[email protected]
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>>714276178
I'm a broke ass college student, debts all over me, can't pay my rent and more tragically out of beer money. Any contribution would be appreciated....
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>>714275084
>>714276307
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>>714274134
Is this legit?
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>>714276296
Sure, paypal?

>>714276307
How much do you need?

>>714276326
Okay, check your paypal in a bit.
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>>714276178
>>714275084

Curious, what's your angle?
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>>714276127
Are you for real?

How about the new ds3 dlc

I have a wish list if you're not lying
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>>714275084
Or if you could help it would be much appreciated.
>>714275816
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>>714275084
>>714276307
please i cant even look good to get a job
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Screencapped and reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Smart move posting it on /b/, dipshit.
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come back OP
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>>714276212
I forced people to quickscope in a modded lobby in cod mw

What can I say
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>>714276436
Nice
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>>714276388
[email protected]
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>>714275084
Are you sure you put the right email in anon? It's not showing up, I don't use Paypal often so I don't know how long that kind of thing takes to register. I'm just trying to make sure you didn't just shoot money into a random account kek

Also man, thank you again.
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>>714272250
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nikulic

hey op how about being nice for christmas?

I dont mind liek a 20 dolar khode
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>>>714276307
>How much do you need?

dunno man, whatever you think is fair...i need to feel like a normal human being...500?
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OP, please stop lying to these poor people about you sharing your newfound fortune..
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>>714276436

Oh great, a hall monitor just showed up.
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>>714276567
are you fucking stupid, he didnt send you money and he wont kek
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>>714272250
[email protected]

My auny just died and my cousin/boss just went back to cali and I'm not working please help
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13,000
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>>714276388

..Are you for real helping people out?

I'm in a real bad financial situation at the moment and I could use a bail out. I'd be more than willing to pay back the money once I find myself a job..

Could you shoot me an email or something and we'll talk?

[email protected]
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>>714276610
Haha, poor people.

I'm depressed.
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>>714276579
man i would kill for like train sim or truck sim
just something to veg out on
spazz7713 on steam
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>>714276567
its my email on paypall...dunno maybee it has to do with the bank canceling or holding up my debit card kos i dint pay for it....fuck...
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Did we get b8ed, or is Santa real this year?
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>>714272250
coke and whores
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>>714276359
Nigger where you live that u need 850 for rent?

How much is a Big Mac over there? 9 bucks?
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Debts like these all over me. Can't pay for my phone, electricity nor rent since I'm in college and my part-time job does not pay enough.
I try as hard as I can not to ask for money from my parents but the situation is not easy.. If anyone is willing to help I'd be forever grateful..
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i'm guessing 25k
getting kicked out soon so im tryna scrape some funds together u know how it is
paypal is [email protected] if i get lucky
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Yo OP, can I get a small portion to pay off my Internet bills? $200 will cover most of my past debts.
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>>714276567
being this new
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>>714274387
Prove to me you're not lying and I'll send $350 every week for the next 12 months. I have more money than I'll ever know what to do with. I'm an extremely generous person and it'll Probably be the death of me one day.. Just prove to me my money won't feed some type of abuse.
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op are you alive?
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>>714273190
25,000
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$200 for Internet bills, [email protected].
It's cool if you have too many people asking. You should save the rest for yourself.
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>>714276389
My angle?

>>714276398
Jeeze, I'm not getting you that.

>>714276499
Check your paypal.

>>714276567
Because I sent a large amount, it'll take a long time to process.

>>714276656
Yea, fuck that sounds bad. I'll email you.
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>>714276839
How can I? Email me, so others' replies won't get mixed in. You don't need to give me that much, man. Regardless, I'll prove it to you any way I can.
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>>714275084
Hey man, you got a bunch of these but can you spare a little money? Im looking to buy something for christmas for my grandma thats in the hospital and i cant buy anything since im paying for her bills, anything would be nice, thank you.

[email protected]
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>>714276860
No
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>>714276388
I said earlier that I'm a few off from paying my electric bill and would be really thankful if i could get at least $60 - $70. I would love you forever man.
[email protected]
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>>714275105
Show me where I can suck cock, any kind of cock, the cheesiest niggardly jewellery cock, whatever... I would slurp it down greedily not even grimace as the hot vile blast of seven hit my throat if I could bank over $5k for it.

>not even remotely homoqueer
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>>714276839
you caught me, I'm addicted to gay sex. I never have it myself i just pay others to perform in front of me.
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>>714272557
this
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>>714276939
Ok lol
How about just a 5$ game of your choice

I love me a good story driven game tho
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AlecGat0r
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>>714272412
get a small drink at the movies
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>>714276388
Accounts with sustained negative balances may restrict your ability to use your PayPal account. Resolving your negative balance will enable you to continue to use your PayPal account uninterrupte

fuck me.....thnx for the cheering up though....ill try to solve this tomorow though....add me on battle net...i only play heartstone

CaptMurphy11573
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>>714276951
Grandma in the hospital? Damn. Yea shit, I'll send you something bro.

>>714276969
$70? Okay, you got it.
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>>714273190
It's 30k, dw about the paypal.
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OP is kill
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>>714277135
I don't want to post my story on here but if you can kik me I'd like to see if you can help me

gpfive
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>>714275084
Have been dating my girlfriend long distance for a year and a half I live in California, she lives in Colorado. I can't find work here in California, I don't have reliable transportation so I can't leave town to find work. I have about $65 to my name.
I've been extremely depressed and anxious the past few months and the past couple weeks have been the worst for me. It would mean the world if someone could send me just enough money to fly to Denver for the holidays and spend time with the woman I love.

paypal.me/Duhaceman
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>>714273190
$22500
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idk i really need money but if people even buy me a soda or something i feel awful
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>>714273190
25,000

Stop counting, get money, call lyft or uber, have them take you to a Hotel. Watch to see if anyone follows you.

[email protected]

Just in case this is legits
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>>714277135
Thank you so much man, you're a hero.
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Im thinking 45k
Op, i wouldnt mind just $500 to get through my first semester of college.
Kik: Forzenski
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taking money please im poor asking for 15$ paypal [email protected]
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>>714272250
Send some of that my way for a new pc build?? <3
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40k
>>
No one is actually receiving anything right?
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OP did you leave the thread?

I guess 37k

I lost my job and my wife this summer. I'm about to lose my car and phone service if I don't make the payments.

Employers need to contact me and I need to keep my car for transportation and I'm probably going to be living in it soon. Please be in here.

Paypal: [email protected]
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>>714273865
Whenever I hide money I just get an old pair of shoes, a pair of soles made out of leather, then stash it all underneath the soles. I hid 2000€ worth of cash in 50€ bills and it was unnoticeable
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>>714276939
I know that everyon's asking for something from you and you seem really cool to be helping them out. If it's at all possible I was wondering if you could help me out as well, wasn't able to afford the entirety of last months rent and so I'm at risk of being evicted within the next two weeks. It;s 400 bucks but really anything you could give to help would be amazing. Thanks man.
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Buy my friend's music. He really works hard tbh.

>http://289stonerz.bandcamp.com/
>http://studmuffinmusic.bandcamp.com/
>https://thathandsomemike.bandcamp.com/
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>>714277426
nope
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>>714277390
Psst... Hey kid,

Wanna buy my GTX 760 2g?
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>>714276939
I've already taken into consideration b8 however if that's not the case I'm just trying to see what your motivation is. Especially considering the type of low lives that post on this Dutch windmill painting discussion forum.
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>>714274134

FK NO this is way more than fucking 5150....
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>>714277390
[email protected]
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>>714273190
$45,000 right there I guarantee it OP. Send please.
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>>714273190
it's 40k
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>>714276939
>>714277450
paypal.me/DDeras
forgot the link
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>>714273190
$34540
[email protected]
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>>714277426

I did. THANKS TO THE THREE ANONS WHO SENT ME MONEY!! Now I can pay all of my bills.
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>>714277135
can i get $50
[email protected]
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>>714274606
Best do it around 1000 or under at a time or you will have eyes on you for sure
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>>714277293
>Have been dating my girlfriend long distance for a year and a half I live in California, she lives in Colorado. I can't find work here in California, I don't have reliable transportation so I can't leave town to find work. I have about $65 to my name.
>I've been extremely depressed and anxious the past few months and the past couple weeks have been the worst for me. It would mean the world if someone could send me just enough money to fly to Denver for the holidays and spend time with the woman I love.

>paypal.me/Duhaceman

Pic related, it's her
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>Baiting a bunch of hungry gold digging anons

HAHAHAHAHAHA. You did good OP even tho you're still a faggot.
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>>714276939
Gib 1k pls [email protected]
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>>714277544
Proof...
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>>714276307
are you cute?
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>>714277293
>>714277609

Anon I will send you $500 into your account. No need to thank me.
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Could someone send me some PSN codes?
Discord is GorgonsGaze
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>>714273342
>>714273490
>>714274484
>>714274503
>>714274999
>>714277338

My guess is $45,001.00

If I win donate whatever to a charity of your choice anon
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>>714277609
move to denver my dude. Soooooo many jobs here
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I just want to say thanks to [email protected] for helping me out and making me realize that people really do care about each other :)
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>>714273190
About 45k
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HERE IS THE TROLL LINE.
If your post is above this line, you're a hopeless faggot and have been trolled.
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>>714277705
yes i am
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>>714276939
Hi OP!

I won't give you some sob story. Quite frankly I don't have one. I just thought it would be really cool if you felt like sending me money, really any amount will do. If you do feel like it, here's my paypal: [email protected]

Thanks, maybe.
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>>714274387
>>714275084
He's not lying--dude's been poor forever!

http://thebarchive.com/b/thread/662780363/#q662785495

http://archived.moe/b/thread/653811366/#q653812327
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First
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>>714277772

at least we aren't off by one faggot
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>>714277772

>77772

Faggot.

This is now a get thread
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>>714277777
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>>714276939
Anon are you really helping people out? I need enough to keep my phone service and car until I find a job. I'd be happy with anything. Paypal: [email protected]

Why are people asking for steam games when some of us are literally living in our cars and have it so bad right now
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>>714277838
re roll!
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>>714277744
I plan to, I just don't have any money to stay anywhere, I'm a hard worker, but I don't want to freeze my ass off in the snow because I couldn't afford to rent a room from someone.
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>>714277838
Kms
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go to walmart use 100 bill they will marker check it if its ok go to nearest casino get it changed to chips play a few games cash out for clean bills do this half at a time at different places if it less than 6k ur good over that and casinos file you for the taxes it may have drug res on it or be buy money from cops
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>>714277772

Mine is below your line, and anyone above my line is an autistic faggot who likes to take black cock while watching his mom fucking two dogs.
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>>714277135
So i doubt you're actually going to send the money? Damn, i had my hopes up. Does anyone know how to make a quick $60 - $70 in less than a day?
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>>714276939
O wait it's [email protected] need 1k to move into a different apt shit roommate
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>>714277953
suck dick? sell some shit? get a job?
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>>714277953
Work a minimum wage job in Canada.
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>>714272250
It's 31.400$
Throw me about 500$
[email protected]
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