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We all have secrets. What's yours? Mine? I fucked a drunk

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We all have secrets. What's yours?

Mine? I fucked a drunk Ariel Winter.
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>>714270647
>a drunk Ariel Winter.
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i have a guy coming over right now because i told him i'd suck his dick fuck guys what do i do
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Rode knopjes bespelen.
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shut up you stupid faggot
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>>714270720
Next time meet them at their place so you have the option of not showing up and they wont know where you live.
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>>714270875
i know him and i agreed to be FWB with him, this is the second time we're doing this kind of thing
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>>714270647

finger car'd mom fronds in the mine
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I know girls who poop.
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>>714270720

you suck his dick

then he sucks your dick faggot
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>>714270720
r u femanon
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>>714271043

girl poop matters
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hi
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>>714271072

who the fuck are you kidding? there are no grils on the internet
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For the last 2 months ive had a compulsion to chop off my right hand at the wrist

I dont know why and i dont know where its come from, but i really want to cut off my right hand
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>>714270679
I love her. More?
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>>714270647

where to fucking start?

killed a kitten when I was about 3 because I didn't know what I was doing would kill it. feelsbadman.png

Married. Fucked dozens and dozens of women. In the start, all affairs with civvies. In the end, almost all just whores.

Got a job that pays me a ridiculous amount of money. I work from home. So that means many hours on /b/ instead of "working". But I'm the best salesman in the company, by a LONG shot, so no one fucks with me.

Stole some hubcaps as a kid. Looked really good on my car.

Stole a bunch of gas from a company as a kid. They had their own pump and it wasn't locked up so I would drive into their grounds at night and filler-up.

Stole a fuckton of shit from the restaurants I worked at as a kid. Cases of beer mugs. Cases of wine. Irony - hated wine.

Don't think I've done anything illegal sexually - except for have my dog fuck my ass and me fuck his throat as a kid.

Haven't fucked a gril too young. That I know of. With young Chinese whores it's hard to tell. Some of them look 17 and 364 days old but could be 40.
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>>714271288
OCD
i had it as a teen, it's not just the stereotype, obsessive intrusive thoughts can happen. it's just thoughts, it what you do that matters.
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Female pedo
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>>714271760

grils or boys? how old? what do you do with them?

>btw, female pedos dont exist, you're fucking trans aren't you? faggot
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Broke up with my obsessive ex about a year ago and it devastated her. She doesn't hang out with anyone else and I basically keep her around as a friend so she doesn't kill herself. lately I've been using her as my own personal bank and fuck toy. She'll do anything I ask if she thinks that there is a chance that it means we'll get back together. Basically my own personal on-call slut
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>>714272035
>no female pedos
>Melissa Huckaby
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>>714270647
I have a tsudere girlfriend. I have not spoken to her in a long time (she lives many states away from me) but I kinda want to rekindle that since we are both sadistic and masochistic. What do you think /b/, should I?
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>>714272317

that's what I said faggot
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>>714272035
Girls, 4-10. I don't do anything, just masturbate to loli and erotica.

I'm quite a faggot too which is why I like girls
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>>714272500

will you? one day? with the right special girl? who flirts with you? opportunity?
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>>714271610
Boring stuff, faggot
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>>714272667
I don't think I ever will. The only thing I want is to marry a guy or girl who's into it too so we can get off together
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Sometimes I cup my farts and sniff them. Also whenever I squeeze a blackhead or anything comes out of my face, I rub it and sniff it. I've done it for around 10 years now.
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i fucked a drunk and coked up Kevin Spacey
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>>714272889
When did you realize you liked loli??
And that's hot.
Missed the girl I used to share Loli with.
Fuck.
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>>714272675
>Boring stuff, faggot

what's your secret faggot?
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>>714272889

train your daughters right from day 1
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i did stuff to my sister that would make my family disown me if they ever found out
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>>714273114
I was 15 when I find out (now 18). There was this girl who lived in the same neighborhood and I'd see her walking around, she was maybe 8 or 9. She was super cute and oh man I loved her legs and butt.
>>714273192
Nah
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>>714273245
greentext it pls
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I'm a degenerate
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>>714270647
how?
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I cut the junk off of an Afghan, and carried it around in my right cargo pocket for luck for a week.
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>>714273337
>>>714273192 (You)
>Nah

why not? train the right from the start and there's nothing dirty or bad about it. they'll love the attention they get from mommy and daddy, and it makes them feel good too.
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>>714272271
In the same situation
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>>714273558
>>>714270647 (OP)
>how?

when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, sometimes they lay down in bed together and the daddy puts his peepee in the mommy's vajayjay.
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>>714273605
And then have them grow up to realize they were sexually abused? No thanks
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>>714273584

was the Afghan alive when you cut off the junk?
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>>714273701

but it isn't and they won't if you do it right from the start. it's not like you share them with their "uncles"
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These Youtuber twins were my neighbors when we were young. I know their dad molested them. He was never caught, and they still live with him while going to college.
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>>714273761
Nah, but he was, like 20 minutes before.
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>>714273337
That's cute.
Don't even remember how I started to like it, but sorta evolved to liking the innocence of it.
Now Loli looks way to cute and sexy at the same time. XD
You haven't found anyone else that likes it?
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>>714273349
theres not much to greentext just would show her my cock all the time and got her to get naked sometimes
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>>714273806
They won't feel abused but society will make them think they were, I still don't want to fuck anything up so I'd rather just not
>>714273966
>You haven't found anyone else that likes it?
Not in real life, no :/
Honestly just want someone I can read erotica with and get off to pics of little girls on instagram
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>>714270647
Du bist ein degenerate. Fuck aus mit deine secrets! kys, blyat cyka pidoras.
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>>714274345
This.
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>>714273837
youtubers names?
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>>714274345
/thread
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>>714274345
this so much omg!
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>>714274345
OP BTFO
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>>714274345
THIS!
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>>714274345
OP REKT!
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>>714274422
I don't want to say it... I have no proof other than what I saw when I was young, and they're genuinely the nicest girls I've ever met, and I don't want to make things any harder for them.
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>>714274345
/thread.
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>>714274345
First post best post.
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>>714274345
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[x] ShREKT
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>>714274198
Ikr. There's some really sexy and cute ones on IG.
Totally wish I had the same.
You have a Kik or something? Would love to keep talking with you.
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>>714274599
Du är degenerate, kys pls man do it. Das Welt no need dich.
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>>714273584
like....the loose threads?
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>>714274805
Shut dein verdammtes Gesicht, Nazi Hündin
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>>714274796
Sure, what's your kik? Just do I don't get like 10 people adding me

Also pls don't send anything illegal lol last time I added someone from here they wanted to send me illegal shit so I just left quick as fuck haha:')
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>>714274599
well if you told us we wouldnt be able to prove it either way
>caci twins?
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I had sex with a tortoise and now she won't stop calling me.
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>>714275057
Lurker here. Would also be interested in staying in touch with a femanon that's into Lolis as well.
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>>714273806
>it's not like you share them with their "uncles"

not for money anyway
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>>714274198
>society will make them think

home school

there is a method, femanon
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>>714272889
>I want is to marry a guy or girl who's into it too so we can get off together

thats the dream

your kind is in short supply though, so unlikely to happen for most of us.
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>>714275166
>caci twins?

No. They're actually a lot more famous. I had no idea there are so many twins on youtube.
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>>714274345

enough of that foreign shit. if English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for /b/
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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
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>>714275208
Sure, what's your kik?
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>>714275551
koneko_chan1
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>>714275057

Sure it Faux_Artist

And no worries I hate that illegal shit.
Can't stand it. Just gets me too upset.
Fuck.
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>>714275291
Yeah, no. I want my kids to live normal, healthy lives. I wouldn't want to shelter then just because I'd be fucking them.
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I raped my girlfriends bestfriend when she was passed out drunk
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>>714275785

then why have kids?
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shit my pants at school in 9th grade, whilst pleading with the janitor to unlock the staff toilet. I have never told a soul and I bet he still remembers the desperation in my eyes as the shit started flowing... that cunt still didn't unlock the door I had to waddle to the student toilets.
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My coworker "uses" me when she gets into a big fight with whoever her boyfriend is at the time, or if she just broke up with a guy. I let her hurt me like this time and time again because I'm so in love with her. I'm a femanon.
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>>714270647
i used to jerk off at work everyday and in the college washrooms....
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>>714276527
I still jerk off at work every day.
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When my wife cheated on me, her mom felt bad for me and sucked my dick. Now we meet up once a week.
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>>714270647
girl i lost my virginity to gave me an STD
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>>714276722
topkek
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cheated on my girlfriend 3 times.
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>>714277192
Why did you do it? Spur of the moment? Unhappy with your relationship?
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>>714275683
>>714275729
nice work getting b8ed into an fbi sting fam

there's a reason you should demand timestamp before taking it out of 4chan
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>>714275415
So Merrell Twins. That's hot.
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My ex boyfriend is a murderer
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>>714277244
I was unhappy at the time, I ran off with some girl cause this guy said he banged my gf. Then she broke up with me, I ended up banging the girl and keeping in touch while me and my girlfriend got back together. While I was in contact with this new girl and now back together with my girlfriend, I slept in another girls bed for a week and banged her every night.

Then a couple years later an old friend called me up and she came over and we banged...


I still fantasize about all of these women even though I'm still with my gf. I'm a bad person.
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>>714275925
Youre kinda fukd up bro
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I let my dog lick my dick when I was 9, been doing it since
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>>714277348
Didn't think of that...
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>>714277369
what he do?
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several years ago i had a brain tumor that made me act bizarrely. it cost me most of my friends, and a drunken one night stand coming back to bite me in the ass costing me the rest. i decided to apologize to the people the tumor caused me to mistreat including the one who got away.

now that i have apologized to those people, i don't know what to do and i am currently considering using insulin to kill myself, or just running away and never contacting anyone ever again
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>>714276316

>be me
>janitor a a junior high school.
>a bunch of self-entitled faggot students coddled by mommy and daddy
>one day this asshole kid comes up and says "gotta go NOW"
>then go
>open the teachers crapper!
>so entitled
>hated this little brat forever

>no can do pal. rules is rules
>(coulda)

>no shit, kid starts shitting pants right in front of me

made up for everything those fuckers did to me all those years. wish I had a picture to prove it but thank god I'll never forget.

never
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>>714277699
dont worry, it's probably not the fbi. much more likely some vigilante who'll pry some information out of you and then publicise you as a pedo.
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>>714276387

sweet sweet pussy huh?

does she at least do you back?
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i fucked this dumb married whore
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>>714276698

where in Kentucky do you live?
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>>714277795
Not sure which is worse.. God damn it.
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>>714277369

did he get caught?
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>>714277963
good luck anon.
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>>714277722
He was part of a local drug cartel here...he's done lots

>>714277975
Nope, no one ever gets caught here so I doubt he ever will
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>>714278135

columbia?
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>>714278245
Mexico
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>>714277781
mother. fucker.
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>>714278135

is your name TaTa?
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>>714276316
>>714277781
>>714278359

I really hope this interaction is genuine.
Topkek if so. Dying of laughter.
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>>714278285

just a little pissant siccario?
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>>714278486
Hahahaha no
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>>714277850
Somewhat I guess. She's really selfish sometimes I think. She gets me excited if I wasn't as enthusiastic as she liked.

If we went out clubbing and she wasn't fond of the guys that night, she would more or less sexually assault me in public to show she wanted pussy instead of dicks that night. I let her act like she never grew out of her teens because this way I get to be with her sometimes instead of never. I'm pathetic.
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>>714278514
He did some other stuff too but pretty much
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Over the last decade I've built up a huge collection of private pics/vids. hundreds of hours of video and thousands of pics from a lot of different sources. A lot of them don't exist anywhere but in my hands, almost none of them are anywhere online.

I've decided there's no point wasting it so I'm going to try and make some cash from it, just have to find the best way.
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>>714278573
this may be a strange question, but did your moms friend once try to finger you in the back of your moms car?
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>>714278634
post something
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>>714278709

kek
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>>714278622

so you're not a hot beauty queen, just a sicarrio's skank. Do you have all your teeth?
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>>714278634

faggot

it's not even worth the price of the thumb drive
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>>714278709
lol no

I was raised in a loving but very conservative family.
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>>714279010
shame, you sound just like slender
pleasant, dyke, and easily emotionally manipulated
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>>714270647
I am Ariel Winter. I wasn't drunk. I do have HIV. I was the one who took a shit on your mom's bed.
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>>714278898
I'm a hot beauty queen
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>>714275437
Sug min kuk, du hässliche Fotze.
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I'M SURE YOU HAVE THE UNEDITED VERSION

also I tried to fuck my dog because I was young and curious. I must have done something wrong because she pissed all over the carpet then sat shaking in another room. I was so destroyed at that and what I realized I did that I just sat with her and cried, she whined along with me. I've tried to forget it. I can't. She died a few years ago, but it still makes me feel like a fucking monster.
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>>714279291
You fucking raped her you asshole
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>>714279115
I don't know who slender is. Like Slender Man?
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>>714278622
Sounds like my uncle :p
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>>714278993
everything has a price to someone. Want to avoid blackmail because complicated etc, so I'll probably have to go for porn site+advertising or private distribution of the really good shit.

>>714278801
sure, but you'll only get the shit nobody else would pay for. Have one from the worthless folder.
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>>714279404
yeah but a lesbian
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>>714279291
Aye same bruh. Mines still alive tho. Can see the fear in her eyes. Oh well. Didn't stop me from trying again next week.
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Op post more!
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>>714275437
Are you fucking retarded
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From the ages of 7 to 12 I had a babysitter who molested me, she was a buxom pretty blonde, when I was 12 she was a senior in high school do her going off to college is what ended it. She sat for my parents at lest every other weekend, usually more than that. Since then, I find it easier to become infatuated with older women than with women my own m age or younger, and I don't know if it is the reason or not, but I have no interest whatsoever in men, much to my parents' dismay...
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>>714279542
Like this?
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>>714279944
Femanon?
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>>714279967
that actually looks more like her than I expected, yeah
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>>714280120
Yes, was that not clear?
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I'm a guy and I like dressing up as a girl, and I really wish I could find someone to fuck the shit out of me while I'm a sissy
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>>714280185
no, your parents could have been part of the gay agenda
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>>714280185
I mean.. Didn't directly come out and say it. I was just confirming.
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>>714280185
That anon was just really used to having parents that want gay kids.
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>>714280322
Anon here, topkek
>mfw I have two dads
>he's onto me
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>>714280154
Who is the slender you're talking about? pics?
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im in love with gaby
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>>714280288
I mean... If you have a nice form and cute face I'd be down and I'm sure other guys might be as well
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>>714280316
Lol, yeah I guess that's true

>>714280318
Sorry wasn't really thinking about it

>>714280322
Is that even a thing? I wouldn't want my kids to be gay... And I am...
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>>714279944
I wasnt molested but I had 2 babysitters that would shower with me when I was 4-9yo. when i was younger they would help me wash but it was just a normal thing, not sexual
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>>714279152

Worth it for them titties
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>>714280421
pics exist, I'm not posting them
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>>714280506
I like to think I do. People have told me I genuinely look cute as a girl. It's just that there's no one nearby who's into that sort of thing :/
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>>714279291

That rug really tied the room together
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>>714280525
I had a cousin who always wanted to shower together, but no this babysitter was def molesting me... Mutual genital contact was involved.
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>>714280642
Damn. If you're on the east coast you have my attention.
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>>714280597
I just have no idea who you're referring to. Now it sounds like you're talking about a cosplayer.
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>>714280185

That had not occurred to us Dude.
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>>714280754
Sadly no, I'm in the mid south..
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>>714280760
no, somebody who used to lurk these threads.
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>>714280855
My bad then, bitch
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>>714280725
I shower with my younger nieces and nephews fairly often, no desire to do anything "bad" though
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>>714279377
yeah NO SHIT. You don't think it's been the worst thing ever, and the event I'd do anything to delete from history? Thats why I'm fucking posting it on the "we all have secrets. what's yours?" thread. It terrifies me that I may tell this secret to my eventual wife someday. Fucking terrified.
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>>714280859
Rip
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>>714272889
You live anywhere near Aus?
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>>714280983
No, I get that... The cousin one wasn't sexual either
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>>714281084
omg yes
if you want to talk about it more email me at [email protected]
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>>714279944
Cont.

It wasn't until I was an adult that I really even registered that it was molestation, I genuinely liked her, and liked the things we did together... She never threatened me or made me feel bad... It just felt good...

What I don't get now is why she did it at all, as I stated before, she was an attractive young woman, and I can't really fathom why I, as a young girl, was her... I don't know, sexual outlet?
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I came on my friends sister's face while she was sleeping and she didnt wake up
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>>714270647
Green text that shit my nigga.
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>>714270720
update I sucked his dick and we had fun, but I don't think I like sucking dick now that I've tried it out a couple of times
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>>714281728
I came on your mother's face and when she sneezed, you came out
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>>714281837
Why did it take a couple of times? Also, nobody likes sucking dick, but that's how you get diamonds
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>>714281728
Greentext?
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>>714282019
>Greentext Is for faggots
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> Listen to lazy town songs
> never watch the show
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Also. While I was at a drama tournament event I was staying in a hotel room with a bunch of other dudes. I shared a bed with this gay guy named Griffen, who I had a total crush on.
And... well... I totally jerked off (very slowly and quietly) right next to him while he slept
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>>714281970
Same shit with trying new food m8. You eat it twice. Once to get over the bump, and another to secure how you feel
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When I was 15 I was always forced to babysit my cousin who was 10 at the time. She always wants to play house and all these girly things. I play along but I let her know that I hated it. I had to do that until she was 13, then I went off to college.

I got a chance to catch up with her again at a family gathering after I've returned home from college (yeah, living with parents again for now to look for work), and cousin was about to go off to college.

She told me she was obsessed with me when she was young and she was thankful that I played along with her no matter how much I hated it. She then said if I molested her she wouldn't have told a soul, and I could have done literally anything to her.

I don't know if she was joking, or if it was an invitation to something.
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>>714282217
Fuck her
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I only started calling things gay when it started being a big sjw trigger
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>>714282288
Literally, I mean
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>>714282217
it's your made up story, only you know what she meant
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>>714281728
>>714282019
>>714282073
Well damn. Story then?
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>>714282288
>>714282308
:\

>>714282470
In the words of Lewis Black... "I couldn't have made this shit up, I'm not that smart."
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>I fucked everyone in this thread's mothers.
>not one good lay among them
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>>714282019
No greentext. We all got super drunk at my friends house and his sister went to bed early because she was almost blacked out. I spent the night and I snuck into her room and cam on her
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Almost 19, still eat my boogers in private
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I've engaged questionable targets of opportunity in Iraq & Afghanistan (more so Iraq). About 4/5 months in to my first deployment I really got numb to the whole environment and fit the rules of engagement to suit the situation. By that time I had enough of those aggravating fucking people and wanted to merc them all regardless of their status. In short, some people got zapped just because, and that's that.
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>>714282308
Bam! Right In the pooper!
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>>714270647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLjDWyBbasc
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bumpp
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my niece had her 13th bday last week. As a gift me and my gf got her a bunch of condoms. she says shes still a virgin but some of her friends are sexually active so she probably will be also soon. Gf is going to help her get on bc also. her parents are jesusfags and would probably die from a stroke if they knew lol
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>>714283662
Literal scum. Don't force it on anyone, lest a minor.
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>>714283906
Shut up fag
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>>714283906
lol u mad
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>>714270647
I'm a 19 year old Deputy. I've successfully advised friends on how to heist banks. I had my crush's boyfriend arrested. She called me when it happened and left him while he was in jail. I took her to coffee the next week she now dates me and has talked about marrying me. While off duty I triggered a friend of a friend by calling him a chink. I pistol whipped him until he stopped trying to assault me.
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i grope my sister every night while she is asleep...
anyone interested in what i do to her?
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>>714284196
Hell yeah. Let's hear it.
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>>714284196
yes. how old?
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>>714282764
Do they taste delicious? Gotta understand why..
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>>714284250
basically she is a very deep sleeper so every night somwhere around 12 i wake up and go to her bed and start touching her parts...
we share the same room.

>>714284437
me :19
her : 17
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>>714284697
any pics?
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>>714284755
unfortunately no
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>>714285014
What's the most youve done to her?
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bmpp
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>>714282828
You've done the right thing. Those mudlimes are the scourge of mankind. Also, they kill each other every day. Nothing of value was lost.

Wish we had guys like you here in Europe.
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>>714287002

To be completely honest, I really don't feel bad about it. I don't talk about it to anyone I know. Nothing is "repressed" or anything, I vividly remember putting the dot from my M68 on some stinky mouthbreathing, suspect-looking weirdo and squeezing the trigger. It was one less fucking asshole to look at. One less potential problem. Even to this day, if a flood or plague wiped out that entire region, I'd probably just shrug my shoulders and go about my day.
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I'm actually a really hateful racist prejudiced person in my head.

It's like there's a nagging voice in the back of my head that tells me that I should beat the fuck out of somebody just because the way they act.

I never act on the compulsions and I'm actually really respectful but everytime I see someone who is fat, not white, or a faggot or something first thing in mind is "Beat that degenerate fucker to the ground"

>pic unrelated
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I let my nephews shower with me and my gf when they are at my house
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>>714287551
And why should you feel bad about it? Killing other humans is what humans do. It's what we evolved to do. Our ancestors couldn't survive without killing.

Since we're the apex predator, there's no other animal that could curb our numbers, so nature gave this job to ourselves.

Some say there's even a reward reaction in the brain that evolved as a result of this. Heard a soldier say his problem wasn't that it was haunting him, but that it felt so good that he wanted to do it again.

Problem is that in our modern society we'e told from a very young age that killing is the worst thing you could do. And so the more feeble minded can't get over the conflict between what they did and what they where conditioned to believe,
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I tell people I'm not married because the chink I settled for is ugly as fuck.
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Met one of my young teen cousins for the first time. She developed a crush on me, and she visited me and my mom this last weekend. Only thing is my mom had to go on a business trip so we were all alone. She kept flirting.. i ended up letting her sleep in bed with me because it was windy and she was scared. We cuddled altho i was still distant. Next day i took her hiking...she flirted more and said her hands are cold and to hold them. Things kept on progressing more and more. We got home and i sat down and she took her shoes and socks off..knowing that i have a foot fetish and put them in my lap. And i rubbed them. I still kept my distance but at night we were in bed and i was singing to her, we had a moment and we kissed. Things just kept progressing....the next day we went for a short day hike to watch the sunset over the city. And i couldn't resist her at all with her being all sweaty. We made out, touched each other and on our way hiking up i came up behind her kissed and held her and rubbed her, pulled down her shorts, bent her over and licked and sucked her holes for a few seconds.
After that i took her shoes off and sniffed and sucked her toes. I can't resist sweaty girls and i love feet.
Everything with her has been the best time I've ever had with a girl. She is so clean and tastes so good too.
We haven't gone further, but she's still here now with me, but my mom just came back tonight and my cousins leaving the day after tomorrow. Probably won't see each other until next summer or spring. I'm not sure. Oh she also told me she loves me. No idea what to do now besides just go with it. I mean i didn't want any of this to happen, but we get along great, have big things in common, have tons of fun etc. So whatever. Lol weird because i never even had sexual interest in her at all until i guess the feet thing lol.
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>>714281657

You were a young person in her control, and so were nonthreatening. She may have had intimacy issues, she may have had anxiety issues. She may have been a pedophile, or it may have been a crime of opportunity.

I'm glad you don't seem traumatuzed by your past, though I want to tell you that being "okay" with it right now does not mean you have given up your right to be upset or angry about it later. It's also fine to have complicated and conflicting emotions about such things; you don't have to choose a single feeling to label that experience.

My wife had a number of childhood sexual experiences with her father which cause her a lot of upsetting and conflicting emotions to this day, despite it being obstensively "unforced." While it may have been unforced, the power imbalence ensured it was very definately not uncoerced. In fact, some of the most upsetting emotions she feels have to do with a sense of shared blame, that because she was curious about something that felt good, she, at 7, should share the blame for innappropriate sexual contact between herself and the 41 year old man she trusted explicitly.

That is, simply, all kinds of bananas.
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>>714288319
fuck her and post pics of her.
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Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister. we fuck a couple times a week at least, quite a few times on weekends.
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>>714288529
Can't show her face. .and she's very young too.
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>>714288799

How young we talkin?
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Sometimes tho
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One time I asked out a female celebrity and she gave me the most disgusted no I've ever heard. It was in public, too. :,D
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>>714270647
Regularly have sex with my cousin. Started when we were teens and we never stopped. She's married, and we still meet twice a week.
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bmp
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>>714287743
I'm the same anon, some women too, I just don't know why but bitches and annoying ass kicks give me the same feeling. It's usually just non-whites though.
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when I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
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>>714270647
I put melone in my ass
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>>714281657
what did she do to you?

It went on for 5 years?
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>>714279010
you generally gay or just for her?

You dating anyone?
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>>714274198
say hi on kik questions4chan?
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>>714282628
>my mother
>good lay
Anon she's shot 4 kids through that hole. If that didn't wreck it I don't know what would
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>>714272271
>>714273637

You fags aren't going to know what to do when the ex kills herself
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>>714272271
Michigan girl, right? I fuck her too.
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>>714276387
No your not femanon, just a neckbeard fag trying to be a beta edgelord. Seems to be working
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Dont have much secrets.

I fucking hate by bfs mothers/grandmothers cooking.

Freakin old mexican ladies with multiple kids so i assumed they could cook up a good meal but fuck no....
I hate eating it and i wanna tell my bf how shitty it is but i dont want to hurt his feelings
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>>714277439
No you have a dick...its cool. Better than being a cuck nignog right?
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>>714277745
Run dude..fuck killimg yourself....dont do deaths work for him...guys a pussy who does no what negotiating is.
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>>714274003
My 7 year old sister watches me wank. It's our secret, and I love her watching me.
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>>714291542
she ever done more than watch? or have you done anything with her?
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I have explicit pics and videos of my friends hot ex. I get off showing her off and knowing how utterly humiliated and ashamed she would be that so many people know what she looks like naked and how she looks in her most intimate moments.
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>>714284196
I did the same when I was 14 and my sister 17. If she was lying on her back I could undo her pj top and gently suck her tits. Always buttoned her back up after. Used to wank as I sucked her tits. Don't think she ever knew, but if she did she never brought it up.
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>>714292185
Show some Right now
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Repost from yesterday, l got kissed on the lips by one of my students, she's 8.
She told me she wanted and then did it. Loved it.
I think at this rate she'll try doing more soon.
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>>714292460
I would be happy to email you. Is that cool?
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>>714292052
I'd love her to get involved physically, but leaving that up to (I hope) her curiosity. Never done anything to her apart from wank when she takes a shower and cum all over her. She doesn't mind as it just washes away.
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OP here wtf have you done to my thread?
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>>714292499

you stupid pedofags with your stupid pedo fantasies. seriously, thats some pathetic shit.
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> 14y old
> Going through Sevran (France) as white, it s late in the evening
> All the way i m teling myself i m a retard for choosing this path and not asking the friend dad for a ride
> Suddenly come accros one man lying on the floor with his face looking strange and another man on the phone (both blacks)
> Man on the phone sees me
> Ask if m okay
> I would feel more okay if he didn't have bruises on your face and blood on his shirt
> tell me everything okay there is no problem
> Ask for my ID
> too late to run, give him
> He takes a pic of both sides and give it back to me with a smile (afterward he took a pic of my school id)
> Hey anon it s okay as i told, just go and be on your way
> Come back to my house
> Check on the shitty news of Paris city, nothing
> Never talk about it, now i m more scared by kind people than angry and truthful ones.

And btw Sevran needs to be nuked.
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>>714292746
You wish it was just a fantasy
It's fun to think about stupid people like you getting mad at people like me and not being able to do shit.

You're like a monkey throwing shit at me, behind a glass wall.
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>>714292460
My email is russelljohn660 at g mail
If anyone wants to see the bitch let me know.
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>>714292689
She's probably going to make a move.
I would suggest you to talk to her about it not being a bad thing, before society starts telling her she's a whore because she gets cummed on by her brother.
Make it a nice and safe experience that won't damage her in the future.
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Sometimes i fap with two of my friends while watching porn and now i'd like to suck their dick.
Idk if I should do that, we're really open minded about sex though
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>>714293048
I have told her it's not bad, and she is just curious and it's natural. I', not pushing for anything so leaving any progression, if it happens, up to her.
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>>714293074
When I was 14 my best friend and I got drunk for the first time. We played truth or dare and he asked me for me deepest secret. Pissed, I told him I wanted to suck a cock. A couple of turns later I chose dare and he dared me to suck his cock. I crawled over, undid his jeans as he helped, got his cock out and started sucking it. He came in my mouth within minutes and I swallowed his cum. I sucked him off again about an hour later. Thereafter I sucked his cock almost daily.
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i was the toyboy of a 49yo woman for 4 years in my early 20th. i lived with her in her house and she paid everything for me. used me for sex ~10 times a week.
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>>714293611
I'm not saying get your friends drunk, but sharing a bottle of vodka as you all wank would help lower their inhibitions.
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>>714292874

keep dreaming, you pathetic sexually frustrated deviant. kek.
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>>714293518
That's perfect, just reinforce that thought sometimes, kids go through many phases.
I hope you can have a lot of fun, in a good way.
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>>714293788
I'm having fun at the moment as I love her watching me, and she laughs when I cum on her in the shower. I'm not going to push her at all, hoping her natural curiosity entices her.
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I'm trying to tempt my best friends dad so he will fuck me, or at least let me suck his cock.
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>>714293755
I'm happy the way l am, I'm here to share that happiness while you're here to shit on people.
Guess who is pathetic lol
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> Be me, 21 male working in france
> was on the road, comng home after one week away
> Had to call my job for a work report shit
> Grab my phone while driving, start to type the number
> When i looked up again, was o the ther line
> holyshit.jpg
> A van was coming, dodge him a the last moment
> wasfuckingclose.webm
> Looked in the mirror in the car
> The van made a hard turn on the left
> Van crashed into the red car behind me
> omgomgomgomg.jpeg
> I continue driving like normally
> There were only us three at this moment; no witnesses
> I followed the road to get home
> Saw fucking ambulance and police going for the other way
> I'm fucked
> Came home, hide the car in the garage
> Went upstairs, start computer, call friends on skype, finished to play league of legends

I told nobody, even my brother. Nobody knows this story
I knew later that a old guy died in the van

And police never came or shit
Im now in another country, hope that nobody will know.
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>>714292499
How old are you?
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>>714294084
She's 7 and your sister, you greaseball fuckin sleaze. Her therapist is gonna love hearing about this shit when she's 20.
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I've sucked my friend's dick twice after proposing being FWB but now I've realized I don't like sucking his dick

How do i tell him that i want to cut that tie
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>>714294200
check'em
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>>714294311
You got the wrong pedo my friendo
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>>714282764
almost 30, still eat my boogers when i think nobody is looking. Aside from taste & consistency, I've found it's done wonders for my immune system. Haven't been sick since 2001 (besides alcohol poisoning, but no amount of boogers will save you from that)
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