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>>714244569
I would fuck this Irish girl
>that fuck me look
>>714244823
I'd certainly oblige her
>>714244823
Sexy.
>>714244823
>>714244830
The things I would do.
>>714245063
What I wouldn't give to have that ass
>>714244813
Are you me? Good choice.
>>714245243
she looks like a rat in water
>>714245243
>>714245275
Hello. Maybe I am
>>714245205
It does look nice and tight. Bet it taste good.
>>714245205
What ass?
>>714244813
>>714245275
Very good choice
>>714245444
I'll bet it does. It looks so good
>>714245444
oh no. there's an old lady who cleans the apartment every tuesday and thursday and this chick (whoever she is) looks just like her. fuuuuuuck. how can she be so ugly and still be a celebrity..?
>>714245501
don't even start, there are plenty of gifs of her butt literally gyrating up and down when she walks
>>714245733
Is a KStew + Tay pairing possible?
>>714245665
Aaand the ragekid found the new thread.
>>714245930
It's so cute
Cute little tummy.
>>714246012
No this is me aka what you label 'ragekid'. only because I have good taste and don't post ugly kids. But I can't stay and post.
>>714245275
also congrats on your subpar deduction skills. lol
>>714246402
you type like you wear a fedora
>>714245733
>>714246308
Mmm yes
>>714246513
>dumb newfag who uses meme insults incorrectly
Sure buddy.
>>714246518
Can I lick your feet Kstew?
>>714245951
I suppose its possible
And those sexy little feet.
>>714246720
No!
>>714246702
Only newfags call others newfag.
>retard_alert.gif
>>714246702
yep, :tips:
>>714246803
Oh why not? You didn't say no last week.
>>714246742
Real question:
Who has had more famous girls, Cara, KStew or Taylor?
>>714246012
are you serious? she's hideous/
>>714246754
>>714246814
Only because you are. \
>hurrvsdurr.png
>>714246820
>>714246963
She is. Just stated a fact.
>>714246879
because she is mine
M-My mistress Jessica Alba squeezed h-her high heels deeply into m-my fingers m-making me wince... Then she c-concentrated her efforts on my right pinky f-f-finger, stressing it's a shame a-a-another part of my b-body was so laughably endowed: for then I-I-I wouldn't h-have to be treated o-or suffer like a-a midget halfling... I could be g-granted all the rights, privileges, respect a-and honor of a satisfied mate... Instead the m-m-mistress must constantly p-punish the offender for his derelict and d-deficiency in the human race a-and for presuming to depend on the m-m-merit o-of his sufficiency... I-I recited the proper word again and again b-but she j-just smiled and looked a-at me...
>>714246814
fag
>>714247109
No she isn't yours...
She enjoys my tongue licking her feet
>>714247033
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
...thread needs more tranny
>>714247118
am i new here?
>>714246720
Sure
>>714247209
Nope, Kstew belongs to me
>>714247381
Hnnggg. That sole peek.
Love your feet.
>>714247395
>lies
I made this a long time ago
>>714247081
She looks like casey neistat. That's what it is.
>>714247485
fight me
>>714247395
Is that a real tat on her arm?
>>714247517
My sides.
Top kek.
>>714247703
Sure thing
>>714247786
yes
>>714247705
ivanka trump looks like jennifer lawrence if she had class.
>>714247593
That hint of cleavage
>>714246909
Good Question.
>>714248057
Kiss already!
>>714247517
Nah she looks more like a downsyndrom version of Emmy Rossum
>>714248048
>>714247988
what is it supposed to be? looks like something tribal or indigenous.
>>714245930
What
>>714248263
what
>>714247033
Still cute as fuck
>>714245010
Name?
>>714248390
Clawie mouf needs my cum
>>714247705
Ivanka Trump's hotness is almost hard to believe now that her father's going to be president. I feel like Americans have wanted someone hot to be semi-involved in politics for a long time, even to the point that they were willing to pretend Sarah Palin was attractive for a while. Now we have one, and it's almost hard to believe.
Ivanka Trump is 8.5 / 10, would be indentured femdom slave to for five years.
>>714248143
>>714248438
G. Hanelius or some shit like that
>>714247118
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is one o-of the m-most beautiful w-women in the w-world and I'm v-very l-lucky t-to have her... The o-other d-day w-we w-were in f-front o-of Lowes w-when she squealed a little whip, catching m-my attention f-from m-my phone... I-I saw a-a m-man quickly w-walking away, sm-smiling and l-licking h-his forefinger... I-I a-asked Victoria if everything w-was OK and she whispered, "It's OK."... I n-noted she h-had a-a beautiful rosy r-red blush on and a-a slightly surprised half s-smirking f-face... I thought nothing m-more of it and turned to m-my amazing Lego b-block a-app battle...
>>714248057
Take a guess anon?
>>714248573
8 years. Two terms, bitch.
So hot and sexy.
>>714248254
God so sexy
>>714248635
Yes now!
>>714247320
Yes g-good s-sir... I started p-posting yesterday... I-I think th-this i-is h-how y-you d-do it...
>>714248824
Her tits look so good in that dress
>>714248390
she's the cutest
>>714249406
If you like hairy buttcracks
>>714249112
God her ass
>>714248960
>go to work
>come home
>drink 12 Keystone Lights while watching Dog With a Blog
>go to sleep
>repeat for several years
>never smile or speak to anyone, picture life as an empty highway
this_is_my_life.jpeg
>>714249615
pedo freak
>>714249215
God VJ's ass is so good
>reach for tropical drink
>grasp empty air
>look over and see this
>"sluuuuurp! hey anon this is bretty good, im getting lit as fuck!"
>wut do?
>>714248057
would love my dick to be an ice cream sandwich between them.
>laying under bed because Prozac ran out
>suddenly this little G burst out of a trap door and says "hey anon, pull yourself together and let's go get some frogurt"
>wat do?
tig ol bitties
>mfw i have 18 beers in a row then wake up the next day
checkem!
>>714250199
>>714248390
Whatever you say kiddo.
>>714250199
checked
>ywn eat her for breakfast, lunch and dinner
>>714249516
She really is
>hey anon, are you going to listen to my radio show today? we're having the ghost of Tupac on again!
>>714249898
Treat her with tenderness.
>>714248390
>>714249629
Stop teasing me you two!
>>714249763
She's 21
>>714250320
who dis
>>714250595
So that's why the Doctor picked her as a Companion
>hear *snarf mmmm smack smack momp mmm momp smack*
>turn around and see this
>she gives you this look
>wut do?
dubs gets jenette mccurdy's leaked pic
>>714250546
>>714250877
>gets own dubs
you know what to do
>>714250727
its G of course
>>714250783
Best
>>714250485
There's a webm somewhere of G with her legs behind her head. Anyone have it?
>>714250744
>>714250890
Go away kid.
I only want Rowan and Sabrina.
>"an apple a day keeps the doctor away anon! haha but you're always at the doctor because you're so fat and unhealthy!"
>all the doctors laugh
>wat do?
>>714250829
>>714251063
Don't find it rn but it's not hard to use google, is it?
>>714251197
>>714248390
I would so, tongue her ass......
>>714251254
>>714251091
Yes
>>714250829
>"stop right there criminal scum!"
>arrest for attempted fatassery
>sentence to 30 months of slavery to JJ
>>714250877
>>714249079
Is that Trump's baby?
>>714251500
Imagine those toes wrapped around your cock...
>see G looking sad
>ask her why
>"well anon, my dress is puffy... but... it could be puffier..."
>so goes off and sits alone in silence
>wut do?
>>714251554
mister jade?
>>714251695
>>714251271
>>714251605
That baby is not only going to be rich but also smart and good looking
>>714251095
>suggest we go to Chipotle
>G wants to go to Panera
>you resist
>hear her growl and say "you go where i want faggot, i make the rules"
>turn around and see this
>wut do?
>>714251695
Well that took a turn
>>714251738
wut?
>>714251926
nm
nm
:3
>>714251789
Godly lips forever
>>714251922
I don't like foot fags either but it's the same thread without a thread about that what happened with a nigger
>>714251795
What good is it for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul?
>>714251695
>what in the world
>>714248791
Excellent shoop
>hhhhhhhaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!~
>>714252100
>>714251781
Lips work too.
>>714251922
Hello Mr Notfbi
>>714252246
Yes?
>and now let's see what's going on in my favorite forums, /b/!
>>714251874
Come on. Kiss her Rowan. Do it!
When did this thread become all faggy with underage girls and shit?
>>714251789
......those deep, deep eyes.....
>>714252447
I want to slide between her lips pretty badly
>anon anon! is the movie ready? i made popcorn!
>i really can't wait to see... what was it? 120 Days of Sodom? what on earth is that!
>>714252577
it always was
>>714252596
>>714252577
>hya hya hya hya take this mr. redditor!
>>714252295
I love her cute little cameltoe in that one
Would anyone be interested in an actual celeb thread? One with women and not 12 year olds?
>>714252847
i kno rite?
>>714252577
Enjoy your stay.
>look at my costume anon! and look at this special trick!
>this happens
>wut do?
>>714252847
Everyone is interested in that. Especially the stutter troll that posts 12 yo girls.
>bbbbbllllllurrrrgggggg! *snorts with laughter*
>>714252559
>anon anon! what's the difference between malts and shakes? you DO know, right?
>>714253189
Stop teasing me that much!!
>>714248730
M-Me and m-my mistress Victoria Justice were at the mall last week and I left her a-at the health foods store to go t-to the washroom... When I g-got back I was amazed; for in the back aisle o-o-of the store she was surrounded by at l-l-least 4 men who were running their filthy, grubby h-hands all over her b-body... She stood there t-totally affixed at both their probing h-h-hands and the shock of her estate... H-Her bl-blouse w-was lifted up, exposing her soft breasts and her pants w-were half p-pulled down... I w-was shocked and didn't know wh-what to do... It was almost like I was hypnotized b-by their r-roving hands... Her b-breasts were being cupped, pressed, and r-rubbed furiously... M-My eyes j-just about p-popped out as I-I saw several hands running over h-her plump soft b-b-bottom, touching and squeezing redness i-into each cheek... Her e-eyes o-opened w-wide as two h-hands f-found her h-hairy m-music maker; they squeezed into that pickle j-jar like a starving m-man... She m-moaned and s-sighed as h-h-her back crack w-was finger b-breached... This whole s-sight w-was too m-much f-for m-me to bear and I-I dizzied u-up to a collapse... W-When I woke up Victoria a-and the store m-manager were standing over m-me asking if I was alright... I t-told them I was... Victoria said the m-m-men were scared away when the m-manager n-noticed m-me on the floor and came... We l-left that store quickly l-lest any o-of those scoundrels m-made a reappearance...
>>714252847
define 12 year old
>drops acid before filming a kid show
>the absolute madwoman!
>>714253052
Perfect body type for the above trick!
>>714250829
>>714253426
That's a dirty threesome right there
>>714253438
A girl who was born 12 years ago, or a little girl who has a chest as flat as a pancake
>thanks for picking me up from school, anon! now lets go crash the mall!
>>714253514
I wanna cum on that tongue tbh
>>714253426
i want to suck kates tits while roone sucks my dick
>>714253579
that leaves G out!
![Laura Marano - _Boombox_ (Behind the Scenes Music Video) _ Crashing The Set (1080p_24fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).mp4_snapshot_00.16_[2016.12.05_22.44.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k2GhkbA.jpg "Laura Marano - _Boombox_ (Behind the Scenes Music Video) _ Crashing The Set (1080p_24fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).mp4_snapshot_00.16_[2016.12.05_22.44.26].jpg")
G and Laura scissoring when?
>>714253665
Yeah I'm talking about guys like this more
>>714252374
>>714251695
>>714251500
>>714253579
We're all good then.
>>714253378
I think you are lieing
>>714253684
>>714253868
those are mine too. wuts the problem mr. redditor?
>anon anon! my tooth fell out! do you think the toof fairy will give me a nickle??
>>714253888
>>714253713
How about now
>>714253665
>>714253514
>>714253257
>>714253180
>>714253052
>>714252922
>>714252796
>>714252692
>>714252374
>>714252246
>>714252162
>>714252072
>>714251918
>>714251696
>>714251554
>>714251096
>>714250972
>>714250485
>>714250460
>>714250320
>>714250199
>>714250142
>>714249898
>>714249741
WIDE NIGGER NOSE
DEAD NIGGER EYES
JOKER LOOKING FOETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME LIPS
CRYPTOSPIC/10
fuck off g hannelius guy
>>714244813
Those fucking legs damn........
>>714253329
>>714254307
>fuck off g hannelius guy
is reddit down or something
>>714254409
let us know when you get back. actually, just don't come back
>>714254407
>>714253329
How's this?
>>714254500
>baby's first burn
>>714254639
>>714254307
says the faggot who didn't post anything
maisie williams if you're wondering. always starts shit when she gets posted lmao
>>714254853
more kissing
>>714255223
Queen Butterface
