Celeb thread!
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Celeb thread!
>>714233984
![cp2014_laurencohan_336[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G3hyGht.jpg "cp2014_laurencohan_336[1].jpg")
Let's get this inevitable Chloe shit out of the way.
>>714234265
>>714233984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8&t=24s
up coming
>>714234225
Cutie.
>hey anon! thanks for taking me to that Hillary rally! Love Trumps Hate!
>>714234250
can't get enough of her body
>>714234370
G is a Chinese hoax!
>>714234265
>hear someone snorting behind you
>turn around and see this
>"hey anon! *snort* do you like my hair? hahaha!"
>wut do?
>>714234442
>hear what sounds like a pig eating from a slop bucket
>turn around and see this
>she gives you this look
>wut do?
>>714234594
Avril is perfect.
>>714234705
Lick her feet
>>714234593
turn her 180 degrees and fuck her in the ass.
>ywn eat her for breakfast, lunch and dinner
>jdimsa
>>714234244
Is she taking a shit
>five minutes into Dog With a Blog and chill and she gives you this look
>wut do?
>>714234742
Her lips are the best lips I have seen my life. I love that shape.
>>714234792
Hello Kenzie anon
>>714234705
turn her 90 degrees and fuck her in the ass.
>>714234840
i need to fuck that mouth
>thanks so much for the cupcakes anon! you're such a good cook! must be why you're so fat!
>everyone laughs
>wut do?
boner
>>714234865
>>714234763
that's your answer for everything!
>>714234838
open her mouth and fuck her in the throat.
>>714234513
>>714234938
>ywn crash the mall with her
>>714234990
nice rare chloe
>>714234244
>>714234788
looking for fish
>>714234788
she's trying
>>714234925
That would surely feel nice.
>>714234929
say "probably"
never talk to that person again
forgive friends who laughed because it was pretty funny
>oh hi anon! ill play you anything, as long as it's by cuntsaw!
>>714235005
a boy can dream.
>>714235222
>Tfw (You) are a celeb
>>714235099
>skype rings
>its her
>"hey anon, haven't heard fro you in forever, what's going on? you're not mad at me are you?"
>wut do?
>>714234929
Laugh dose I came in the cupcakes and I have aids
>>714234250
>>714234442
>>714234594
>>714234742
>>714234840
>>714234938
>>714235068
>>714234840
Hello there.
>>714235260
wake up
>be at the photoshoot with G
>she blurts out "Shakes? What, is Michael J Fox here or something?"
>suddenly everyone gets quiet
>wut do?
>>714234840
Perfectly defined cupid's bow. Patrician lips.
>>714235260
type into chatbox: "tits or gtfo".
>>714235046
Have another.
>>714235068
definitely
>be sitting on the toilet reading War and Peace
>suddenly this dirty G busts in and says "hey anon! i tried to fix your car, now it's on fire!"
>wut do?
>>714234265
This one is funny
>>714234364
This is a celeb thread not your pedophiles wet dream thread
>>714235500
She probably only knows how to work on Saab. I wouldn't be mad.
>hear someone in your living room bouncing around
>open bedroom door and see this
>"heh eheh hey anon, i ate all those special brownies you... m-made ahaha. woah!"
>wut do?
>>714235500
spank her hard
![gloria[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o3OCU0Y.jpg "gloria[1].jpg")
>>714235607
Here you go.
Something more to your liking.
>>714235380
Buy a shake and drink it
>>714235607
Fag.
>>714234265
Seriously, she's looking more like Caitlin Jenner every day.
>>714235500
Ride her home instead
>>714235607
Of a pedophile has a wet dream, is it illegal?
![d4bc80227ce748d61521e8d56cdb2644[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mhijrVz.jpg "d4bc80227ce748d61521e8d56cdb2644[1].jpg")
>>714235607
Another hot celeb for you.
>>714236031
>>714236240
>>714236223
>walk through your private library into your personal bar
>this drunken G is sitting there smiling next to an empty bottle of Louis XIII Cognac
>it costs $3000 per bottle
>"eheh whoooo i drank the whole thing anon!"
>wut do?
![The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.18_[2016.12.02_11.59.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T52kR5G.jpg "The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.18_[2016.12.02_11.59.19].jpg")
OC
>>714236031
Retard.
>>714236318
Bet she waxes.
>>714236272
![photo-bettedavis1977-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EhGAyxr.jpg "photo-bettedavis1977-2[1].jpg")
>>714235607
This one should really make you diamonds.
>hear sheepish knock at the door
>find this little G scout on your porch
>she says "hey fatboy, you look like you could use some cookies. get your wallet out, bub!"
>wut do?
>be sitting in the woods alone contemplating nebulas
>suddenly this little G pops out of a bush and says "hey faggot, gimme your lighter. i wanna burn all these stupid trees down. do it and you can smell my hair"
>wut do?
>>714236513
I bet she does as well.
>>714236443
hnnnnnnngh
>>714236223
>>714236197
>>714236156
oh boy, inb4 your argument for pedo rights
>>714236197
about as attractive as that ugly child. I mean if you're going to pedo at least pick something attractive instead of that tadpole.
>>714236540
>>714236438
I would rush her to the hospital, she weighs like 90lbs
>>714233984
I want to cum in her asshole so fucking badly.
>Gif VERY related.
>be out with G at the mall
>she tries on this fake nosering and says "hey anon, look, hahah, im a bull. just like the one your dad preps every night for your mom!"
>everyone in the mall laughs, even the announcer guy laughs over the intercom
>wut do?
>>714236663
![The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.03_[2016.12.02_11.55.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EOwEPW3.jpg "The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.03_[2016.12.02_11.55.29].jpg")
>>714236654
Nip slips from same video
>>714236865
that piercing
>>714236529
keep on posting, this thread is shit anyway thanks to you and your butt buddy.
>>714236843
nice anon
![The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.03_[2016.12.02_11.55.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IL9ktXd.jpg "The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.03_[2016.12.02_11.55.25].jpg")
>>714236915
moar
>>714236915
thats fucking great
>>714236720
>at least pick something attractive
Okay..., here's Malina Weissman.
She going to be the next big thing.
>>714236912
ugly
>>714236663
uglier
>>714236912
My qt Kenzie.
>be sitting in your study alone, reading about the Cuban economy
>suddenly this crazed G runs in and starts punching and kicking
>she says "anon! watch me go super saiyan!"
>wut do?
>>714237011
She looks jewish and like she was punched in the nose. Like a mini boxxer. NEXT
![The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.08_[2016.12.02_11.56.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gw01fbu.jpg "The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.08_[2016.12.02_11.56.49].jpg")
>>714237003
>>714236965
How about, instead, you suck my own dick.
>be at the organic market with G
>suddenly you hear a snort, then she says "hey anon! hahah look! i'm sir isaac fig newton!"
>the entire market laughs, even the babies
>wut do?
>>714237054
rape her
>>714237132
Lexee smith?
![The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.08_[2016.12.02_11.56.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OvXhFet.jpg "The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.08_[2016.12.02_11.56.54].jpg")
>>714237201
![The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.09_[2016.12.02_11.57.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1JyiG5S.jpg "The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.09_[2016.12.02_11.57.03].jpg")
>>714237273
![jennifer-garner-is-red-hot-at-nine-lives-premiere-44[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fA6OmYe.jpg "jennifer-garner-is-red-hot-at-nine-lives-premiere-44[1].jpg")
>>714236965
Am I making it any better with Malina??
>>714237011
>And pic related.
>>714237231
No. That's what you have that kenziepedo dude for. He'll suck your cock night and day. I'm not part of your circle jerk pedo club.
>be sitting alone at Disneyland
>suddenly this mousy G sits down beside you and says "hey faggot, here to ogle the children? ahaha!"
>all the mascots laugh
>wut do?
![The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.09_[2016.12.02_11.57.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y5ZMkb5.jpg "The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.09_[2016.12.02_11.57.22].jpg")
>>714237342
![The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.17_[2016.12.02_11.58.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2FLCHZ4.jpg "The Rolling Stones - Ride 'Em On Down-GBUV71602110.mp4_snapshot_01.17_[2016.12.02_11.58.57].jpg")
>>714237411
>>714236965
>you and your butt buddy
who could he possible mean????
>>714237394
Who are you even talking about?
![16263628422_a67a99272c_b[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hUTjULn.jpg "16263628422_a67a99272c_b[2].jpg")
>>714237011
>>714237362
>>714235005
kek'd
>>714237552
i think he stole a beer from his dad tonight
>>714236523
So beautiful
>>714234513
my sides are in andromeda
She is so fucking hot... Wanna tear up her asshole so bad
>hear someone snort behind you
>turn around and see G dropping acid
>then she says "hehehee hey anon, look at my arm!"
>wut do?
>>714237694
same anon. that hole needs to be pounded.
>>714237362
looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick
>>714237270
kinda gross in a body builder way
>anon anon! im ready to watch the last episode of Westworld! i even dressed up for you!
>>714237615
oh fuck those soles...
>>714237694
>>714237552
That pathetic anon comes into every celeb thread, posts nothing, and gripes about how
everybody else is a pedo because we don't post 40+ yo. celebs.
Ignore.
>havent seen that little G all summer
>she shows up your house looking like this
>you can't stop staring
>"w-why are you looking at me like that anon?"
>wut do?
>>714237815
wanna lick her feet
>>714237658
>>714237793
>kinda gross in a body builder way
Well you just lost all credibility with me.
>>714237977
>>714237977
mmmmm fuck
>>714237920
I see.
>be sitting on the toilet reading a book about toilet repair
>suddenly this little G busts in and says "anon anon! my cake exploded and it went everywhere! i spent all day on it!"
i forgot the pic
>wut do?
![16262643391_4e92fd4169_b[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BLqlvz1.jpg "16262643391_4e92fd4169_b[2].jpg")
>>714237615
>>714237819
>>714238156
11/10 feetsies
>be sitting on the couch reading the Far Side and chuckling
>suddenly this G pops out of a cushion and cuts a G into your shirt with a rapier
>"hehehe anon, don't you think this hat makes me look like zorro??"
>wut do?
>>714238151
>>714238138
>wide as fuck nigger nose
>>714238151
BBBBBBBRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
![qcwUQW9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YU4ZYNq.jpg "qcwUQW9[1].jpg")
>>714238156
>>714238213
>>714238301
Why won't you let love into your heart, anon?
![16078590527_d4d6517bd1_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VNIuJML.jpg "16078590527_d4d6517bd1_b[1].jpg")
>>714238452
![1024full-malina-weissman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8Y303ph.jpg "1024full-malina-weissman[1].jpg")
>>714238679
>>714238452
>>714238679
Wanna suck her toes
![16238543936_b5128acd57_b[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z7Jws2C.jpg "16238543936_b5128acd57_b[2].jpg")
>>714238820
>>714238917
>>714238505
sadly she never did a nude shot
>>714238966
Dam...
Cute belly aswell
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pY9gKv2.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>714238966
>>714238505
What would you do for an avril gf, avrilbro? How much would you give? How many people would you kill?
![7af960e6a2dd74fd92a9387a922dc5be[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/27vFQO1.jpg "7af960e6a2dd74fd92a9387a922dc5be[1].jpg")
>>714239164
>>714239142
![MTIzMDQ5NjYzNzUyNjY4Njg0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7nYnJ4t.jpg "MTIzMDQ5NjYzNzUyNjY4Njg0[1].jpg")
>>714239360
>>714237920
>posts ugly kids and doesn't expect to be called a pedo
ok dummy
>>714238636
Wish we got to see that outfit from behind
>>714239508
So you admit there are attractive kids?
>>714239497
just stop posting that child
>>714239575
this girl was attractive at this age
>>714238820
but then became ugly stick beaten nose adolescent.
>>714237011
>>714239528
shame
>>714233984
Kristen Stewart I'll come in face
>>714234261
Tit fuck
>>714234370
Ass fuck
>>714236272
Missionary style
>>714239352
to be able to suck on those lips... i would anything
![MALINA+WEISSMAN+%25281%2529[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9lC7QrN.jpg "MALINA+WEISSMAN+%25281%2529[1].jpg")
>>714239508
>>714239661
>>714239360
Perfection...
>>714239575
Also this child is just ugly. period.
>>714237706
>>714237025
>>714239768
Except you have the ages reversed.
She's 2 years younger in the SECOND pic you referenced.
>>714240117
Well then, maybe her nose is always just fucked up and they hide it better in those pics from a distance.
>>714239352
Why aren't you posting ugly children like the others? What is wrong with you?
G isn't ugly...
i'm just gonna put lily here
![acqrmd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D62F1dK.jpg "acqrmd[1].jpg")
>>714240378
So, as was previously stated, why don't you actually fucking post something
and show us all what your ideal girl looks like???
No...., you would rather kvetch like an old Jew and whine "Pedos..., Pedos...".
>gets hit in the head with a baseball
>turn around and see this
>girl yells "heads up anon, here comes my heater!"
>someone yells "ITS LEDECKY! EVERYONE GET DOWN!"
>wut do?
>>714240719
she reminds me of this girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtPwvStp9Y
>>714240719
>kvetch like an old Jew
Ayyyyy LFMAO.
Funniest thing I've read all night.
>>714240719
Because I post in threads I like, like normal non autists do. If it was a good celeb thread then I'd participate but this one is filled with retards posting ugly kids. Duh.
>>714236523
almost nip slip
>>714240497
Because I'm fucked up, bro. I'm into sick shit like this pic.
>be at the smithsonian with little G
>she says "fuck this boring ass museum, lets blow this popsickle stand and go score some dope"
>wut do?
>>714241030
Absolutly fucking disgusting
>>714240980
>nip slip
m8...
>>714240912
>I post in threads I like
>If it was a good celeb thread
>filled with retards posting ugly kids
>Is posting in this thread
>normal non-autist
>>714241030
You monster, you need Help
>>714240912
Steps to stop acting like a retard:
1) Ignore girls you don't like
2) Post girls you do to see if there's any other people who like the same girls you do
3) Enjoy the thread
If you can't follow this easy three-step plan, you can relax, stop whining, and find another thread you do like.
It's easy!
3)
>>714240912
>while typing this post you feel someone tap your shoulder
>turn around and see this
>G says "when did you realize you were such a faggot?"
>then she puts the mic up to your face
>wut say u?
>>714233984
This is a very flattering pic of a hugely over rated celeb. She really is NOT good looking at all. I mean, even compared to average town girls. If I seen her in a bar, I wouldn't bother even trying to speak to her massive chin and annoying dreary face. She looks like she's sick. I could see how you may find her attractive if you find young boys attractive too - she looks like one. Zero curves and a square jaw.
>>714241156
I know! Just any time I can might be able to her tits I'll take it.
>>714240912
>>kvetching like an old Jew
You've certainly done a lot of posting in the last 2 celeb threads.
Just absolutely nothing productive..., not a single pic.
You may die now.
>>714241172
You asked me to post pics. I gave you a response why I don't post pics in this thread. Sheesh your level of retardism keeps dropping.
>anon anon! im allergic to my hat and now my face is all itchy! what should i do?
>wut do?
>Dr Pavel! Im GIA!
>>714241291
she's not wearing makeup and I'd still fuck her. your argument is invalid.
>>714241527
Will she call me a big guy?
>another ball hits your leg
>turn around and see Ledecky winding up
>dodge this anon! ahaha
>wut do?
>>714241598
>yeeeeeeerrrrr a big guy! woah!
>>714241547
Fuckin take her. Shes ugly as fuck with makeup lol
>>714241404
Your autism level is too dam high
>>714241404
>your level of retardism keeps dropping
While yours keep rising.
>>714241368
>in the last 2 celeb threads
I've only posted my dislike in this thread. Only proves that others are annoyed by idiot autists obsessed with ugly girls.
>>714241404
My level IS dropping. Especially since I'm not the guy who was talking to you before.
>get up to go to work
>feel like shit
>suddenly G is there
>"hey anon, i called in sick for you today. now we can spend the whole morning being all snuggle bug in a rug like a bedbug!"
>wut do?
>>714241693
Touch it G!
>>714241779
Noone is annoyed by them.
Everyone is annoyed with you.
Are you really that delusional?
>be driving to Shakey's Pizza
>suddenly hear someone farrrrrrrt!
>turn around and see this
>wut do?
>>714241767
Hahaha got me on that one I suppose. But it doesn't change the facts that you overlooked my reasonable explanation.
>>714242012
You have said nothing reasonable
>>714241978
Let me see it's me vs Three pedos. The rest don't care for your ugly child fetish never have. Tl&dr You're a moron, fuck off forever back to CPchan
>>714241291
Gotta agree with >>714241547. I'd still take her to pound town.
There's just something about her. No-one ever said she was a good actress or anything impressive but she doesn't look terrible.
>be standing in line at Starbucks
>this quirky emo G takes a selfie with a polaroid camera, then hands it to you
>she says "life is pain" and then wanders away
>wut do?
>>714241721
I've got some bad news for you anon, you are describing all but one girl without makeup
>be walking through a vineyard half fucking wasted
>suddenly this G pops out of the vines and says "i just filled this glass with my own special blend, care for a taste test?"
>wut do?
>>714242269
I still think of her as the child in Harry Potter. Not being a peado and everything, it makes it hard for me to feel attracted to her, even now that she is a woman. Plus, she is still kinda boyish. Juice sahin
>>714242012
>my reasonable explanation
James Holmes (Aurora Theater Shooter) had 'reasonable' explanations.
Most mentally deficient individuals think they have a 'reasonable explanation'.
>>714239806
It is. Her ass is fantastic
>>714240980
>>714241306
I feel the same way
>>714241721
She's such wifey material. I want to move into a cozy apartment with her and fuck every night.
>>714235063
She is trying to suck the algae off that rock.
>be laying in bed
>hear BROOOP, then a laugh, then another BROOOOP
>look over and see this
>"be careful anon, we both just farted! don't put your head under the covers!!"
>wut do?
>>714242403
And pedophilia is perfectly reasonable and not a mental illness to you?
lol ok
>>714242142
No, it's 3 anons vs a wall.
You are a fucking autist.
>>714242511
put a clock on my dick and give them a hard time
>>714242526
Huh? Which pedo are you? I'm thinking its the g hannelius fag .
>>714242524
>perfectly reasonable
but who defines what that is? G once told me that all ethics and values and systems of morality were lies meant to control us. i wonder if she's right...
>>714242665
I miss early/mid 2000's Lindsay Lohan...
>>714242524
Finding an 18 year old girl (Genevieve Hannelius) attractive...., that's pedophilia???
Well then..., that's not a fanatical perspective at all.
You are perfectly reasonable.
>"I once saw G Hannelius drink an entire bottle of wine, then shoot for twelve hours without batting an eye. This girl is unreal." -John Stamos
>>714242269
I do appreciate you bringing an adult into this thread (although I'm not that other anon that's been bitching about the children), Emma Stone is best Emma
>>714242669
I have 3 (you)s because I just joined this thread and you are the only faggot that annoys everyone else.
You have some big issues.
>>714242665
>>714242904
>half the pics he posted of her are when she is literally like 10 not 18
You really lack any semblance of logic.
>be sitting in your bedroom closet on a camping chair thinking about suicide
>suddenly this little G busts in and says "ow ow ow! anon I REALLY have to go!! can i use your bathroom??"
>you ask her what number and she gives you this
>wut do?
>>714242669
no im g fag that is not me
>>714242950
Stone is good, but I have statistics that say otherwise.
>mmmurrfle! tabble gwaak! fwoomp!
>wut do?
>>714243111
uh oh! its that russian from /tv/ posting wurst emma!
>>714243024
>>714242526
same literally retarded fag defending pedophilia.
>reach for your long island ice tea by the pool
>it's gone
>look over and see this
>"mmmm this is good anon! im getting lit as FUCK!"
>wut do?
>>714243111
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.
>>714243306
Where did I defend that?
If you can tell me that I will leave right now.
>>714243306
Pedos usually win these threads. There isn't anything you can do to stop them.
>>714242830
She used to be so hot
>NNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS
>be at the premier with G
>she says "omg i forgot half my dress! maybe no one will notice?"
>wut do?
>>714243390
Either you support the posting of ugly child starlets and support the pedos or you're against me being annoyed the three pedos who constantly post them.
>>714240980
>>714240980
Almost
>be walking through the woods looking for your lost contact lense
>suddenly this woodsy G busts out of the underbrush and says "owww anon! i picked these flowers but now my nose is all stuffed up! gimme your shirt so i can blow my nose!"
>wut do?
>>714243691
Is that a shoop?
>>714243649
TL;DR
You couldn't answer my question.
Congratulations, you have autism.
>>714243691
Really nice shoop
>>714243763
shop of 2 real photos
>>714238268
Tell her it does
>>714243763
Yes and no. It's her face, and her tits, but from different pictures
>>714233984
>>714243832
guess I proved you are indeed the same autismo fag
>>714243832
>>714244042
pay no attention to the retard behind the curtain.
he'll find another thread to stay in and bitch about soon enough.
>>714243339
Love those big brown eyes of hers.
>>714244227
Probably.
He needs the attention.
>>714244235
They're beautiful
>>714244227
Are you talking about the retard posting children? Yeah he's completely stupid and annoying.
>>714244569
new thread
>>714244042
>not knowing how to determine posters in thread
>not knowing how to use that info along with simple math
>>714244437
Which one are you posting? Are you Kenziefag?
>>714244663
It's called deduction. You and him have the same tone in your obvious autismo rage hence samefag.
>>714243111
This is the most pathetic statement ever typed up.
>>714244682
It's probably Dovebro, he gets real butthurt when you go against his love for his girl.
>>714244682
I didn't post a single pic in this thread.
I am just pissed at mister autismo aka ragekid who does nothing except whining.
>>714244994
Oh so you're just a troll who got into the middle of an argument you know nothing about and started attacking the first anon you saw. Thanks for wasting time and taking the b8 retard.
>>714236647
Someone make something out of that extremely long toe please
>>714244779
>deduction
>>714244042
>autismo
>>714244779
>autismo
Busted.
/communication
>>714245175
Thanks for admitting you are bait
>>714245327
>dumb
>>714244994
>fucking
>>714244663
>idiot
get your shit together anon
>>714245528
How am I bait? You wouldn't even know because you don't even know why you are arguing with me. lol
