Why do you guys have to go and ruin a great thing? Guess i'm taking a few extra precautions. Prepare for a little slower replies.
You had your 15 minutes of fame, fuck off Alex. maybe you should accept that your downfall was more amusing than your uprising
Based OP. I'm here to support you.
>>714233330
You must be careful Alex. Most of us here enjoyed the fun. But there will always be faggots
>>714233330
what happened to the girl alex?
>>714233330
lay the wood OP
>>714233486
Churchill didn't stop when his army got fucked.
tiffany's just deleted her ig
>>714233633
she got upset, obviously. i apologized, said what i needed to say. she said her piece. she didn't take it as bad as i expected. It is behind us now.
>>714233486
>>714233577
>>714233633
Samefag
also checkd
>>714233793
>>714233793
>>714233793
>>714233924
you guys are idiots
>>714233951
>>714233978
>>714234067
>open 4chan on multiple different browsers
>????
>samefag
>>714234067
lol then why you still in the thread?
>>714233330
i'll keep going if you guys want. a lot of butt hurt in the air now though. any other ideas?
>>714233866
you're still talking to her right? atleast you ended that shit before most of those fags could jump on it
>>714234335
>>714234555
Post nudes.
>>714234621
nah she did block me. which is fine. i feel bad because she did seem really nice after the fact. kinda blwon out of proportion really, was just a girl i was talking to for like 30 minutes
>>714234628
fuck you my IQ is like 154
>>714234555
>>714234555
still interested
>>714234778
Ofc it is. Did you check that on some totally legit, random site on the Internet?
>>714234748
>>714233486
What did i miss?
>>714234555
Oh and I be to tell u I am gay. So that means no sex with u
>>714234555
Red Robin? Holy shit you are a fag
so far looking alright.
>>714234555
Red Robin? Come on dude step your game up
>>714235270
you gotta do what you gotta do man
>>714235281
nice lines op. getting laid for sure if not neckbeard
>>714235270
she still down
you seem to be the only broke faggot here faggot sir if i may say so thank you
>>714235281
Why do all bitches has to use a snapchat filter nowadays?
Btw, thats catchphrase is so uncool...
>>714234965
checked it on 4chan.com
>>714235270
>>714235310
here's my logic. if i i say a nice ass restaurant she is going to pick the restaurant, if i give a sub par restaurant, then maybe she will come over instead.
>>714235674
She's clearly wanting you to take control. The hints in her typing, demand that she's going to yours.
>>714235672
>.com
>>714235281
Send nudes for me to warm up. Would send my dick pic if u like
>>714235851
This, no need for a 1.st base. The Homerun is there for you to take.
>>714235925
but the zoom feature in my browser is broken, anon
>>714236108
yea, gotta wait until the right time to strike though. cant rush these things. here's the other girl so far.
>>714235281
"Didn't know models were on tinder now ;) "
Haahaha mo fucka cray cray
>>714236195
cringe
so far so good. this is the second time i've matched with this chick by the way, i already have her number i think.
>>714235076
Im with this guy.
>>714236656
Hardly cringe if it works.....
>>714236195
Why are they both wearing headbands?
>>714236782
i've been matching with girls on bumble and tinder for a couple hours. been posting our conversations. occasionally taking advice from people on here. I fucked up earlier and accidently posted a girls IG account name. That one blocked me. So here we are.
>>714236782
And this. Wanna know the story. Why did a girl delete her instagram?
>>714236916
I thought I was the only one to question that lol
>>714237166
absolutely wrecked
who the fuck invites people over on their first date, especially online
>>714237166
Try not to overpush the sarcasm. Keep to the point otherwise you risk scaring her off.
>>714237377
it worked twice already. actualyl have plans for a girl to come over later tonight that i haven't met in person before. welcome to tinder
>>714237166
You must look like a model or some shit because your messages are pretty fucking autistic and she still goes with it
>>714237000
Ok. Not cool posting her insta, but keeps posting convos.
Fwiw, I've had much more succes with taking girls home for casual movieflix, than going for restaurants.
>>714237377
Everyone.
>>714237576
yea i know i felt pretty bad actually, she didn't over react though. she just said i should've asked first before i posted our conversations.
>>714237166
>I'll keep that in mind for job applications
Oh boy.
>>714233330
I am pretty sure I saw that same girl and the same pose on tumblr
>>714238005
I planned on starting a little slower, but we can arrange that
>>714233330
>super hanging out with me then
holy shit, the cringe. that hurt to read
>>714238112
I know which one you're talking about, but it's a different chick. The one you are talking about has like a thousand fakes on the internet. She's "insta famous"
>>714237166
kek she's onto you, anon
>>714238005
Lol, maybe she's turned by the Patrick Bateman type. She's probably great in bed.
>>714234335
its your IP address, not your browser
>>714238222
checked.
>>714234335
newfag get out
>>714236195
how did that horrible line work? Im gonna need to see what you look like
>>714238005
really.
you sound like an autist there, but maybe that's just what normies like, idk, been here too long
>>714238005
this is cringe on both parts
>>714238510
chicks, especially on tinder, are usually cringy though
it's not like they need to try anyway
>>714238510
well what did you expect, it's desperate people on tinder
>>714238005
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED?
>>714238307
HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAHAHAHAHAH
CS major anon here, ahem:
HHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
No.
I am banned on 4chan from google chrome but can access it just fine on firefox.
Also IP banning is pretty ineffectively, namely due to most device IPs being dynamic these days.
hey this is working out pretty well
>>714238725
never really understood the bans here anyway
sometimes my phone is randomly blocked because of stuff i supposedly wrote on boards that I haven't visited once in my life
>>714238190
THIS
>>714238849
let's cringe on
"Not if they're that hot/good looking though."
>>714238664
shouldn't you be watching the wwe or other kids show?
>>714238995
>the wwe
that means you know that thats on right now. dont act like youre not watching it
>>714238849
"I am. I'm looking for a good girl now, and I think I've found one who knows how to have fun as well ;D"
>>714234778
fuck you! Mines like 70. so what.
>>714238995
cuck
>>714236673
beta response
displays that you dont fuck chicks
chicks like guys that fuck chicks
>>714237166
expert flirt
>>714238849
"Good thing I'm talking to you then"
>>714238849
Tell her "hoes don't spend the night"
>>714237166
told you it was a beta response
>so sweet
get friendzoned over tinder
DONT LISTEN TO THESE BETA CUCKS OP YOURE DOING GOOD AND SHE WANTS YOUR D
>>714238849
Is it though? She didn't seem too impressed there.
>>714239270
hey i'm not afraid to say it's happened before, but been pretty successful before too.
>>714239270
he's obviously not friendzoned and you are obviously jealous
>>714239464
this guy fucks
>>714239464
Lol what a slut
>>714239464
what is wrong with you op
>>714239663
On what kind of affection? Wait what lol
>>714239663
youre fucking it up now. dont make jokes about her fucking you yet
i dont think she will post nudes, but anyways, if she does, post them here
>>714239663
this isn't going anywhere
>>714239663
"As a professional, I'd like to inspect the customer first though, any way we can arrange that?"
>>714239663
can we speed this up a little?
>>714239663
basement dwellers who have never had physical contact with an actual girl before criticizing a guy for how he's flirting with a girl on Tinder. /b/ really does amaze me sometimes
>>714239663
Hi well done OP
You must be attractive to get away with shallow compliments and witless humour but good job anyway, still happy for you.
Post pic OP so we can see what's got these ladies so moist
>>714239663
Damn, that's good.
>>714239829
>>714239464
She is dull as fuck
>>714239464
Approaching cringe. Change topic or lock-down a date.
>>714240052
see, OP is clearly a loser, but for some reason hes hot. we need to see a pic
>>714240052
you got it in the bag dude
>>714240052
She's starting to lose interest. Keep it casual.
>>714239464
MISSION FAILED
>>714240052
dumb bitch meets photoshop master
>>714239538
Lol :D
>>714238089
kek
>>714239538
clearly he does, that's why he's on tinder lmfao
>>714240358
speaking of photoshop, i made this earlier. still waiting on her to reply.
>>714240052
Mate tell her you don't have to go all the way. That will lure her in and I GARUNTEE that she will definitely fuck.
All those cucks saying its cringe and pretending they would do better
The girl finds it funny , playing into it and clearly wants OP's dick.
>>714240052
>>714240271
Say you have to return some Videotapes, and will get back to her tomorrrow. Srs.
>>714240052
POST THE PROFILE YOU FUCK
>>714240358
BUT WHO IS WHO?
>>714240482
not all of us on tinder fuck you dingus
>>714240548
Browsing tinder is a lost cause from the start anyway. That's the cringe bit.
Pro-tip this is what a girl who wants Dick looks like
>>714240639
I was being sarcastic.
>>714240502
>>714240548
She was DTF way before he starting cringing.
Op, do this:
>>714240556
>>714240751
is this 2006 nigger? who the fuck rents videotapes anymore
will post texts
>>714240681
and they always message first, not counting obvious bots
>>714240052
That's fucking nonesense - lol.
Look she wants fucked but just doesn't want to appear to be a cheap slut (even tho she is).
Hit her with some pish about how you're very selective and don't just fuck anyone. Lay on some back story about just coming out of a relationship that wasn't working but you were engaged and faithful or some shit so she feels like she's dominant.
You're a fucking pussy op
post pic of self. too many chicks into you to be some rando.
>>714240901
Truth
>>714240548
because shes just as cringey. look at her messages.
theyre too hot cringey weirdos
>>714240976
this. post pic OP
>>714240874
fuck outta here
>>714240882
Wp, anon.
>>714241009
photos can be more flattering than reality
>>714240976
this.
I've already said it twice in this thread, we need a pic. they dont mind your cringey messages cause apparently youre hot
>>714240874
Idiot
>>714240882
Precious?
not jelly here but you're acting like a sef righteous stuck up cunt "TOMORROW WE GO OUT"
ohhh precious *love*
fucking women
>>714240976
>>714241045
he posted in prev thread he is in fact a handsome boy
>>714241220
kek.
>>714241188
He is hot. I wish I looked like him.
OP SHOW YOURSELF
>>714241220
nah, that was the one good line he had. its the whole "man has to take charge" thing
What does OP look like?
>>714241233
post pic
>your so handsome
Send a pic of yourself op
post pics of yourself op. profile, shirtless, face, cute, pondering, ass, and cock. One for each please.
>>714241318
he has his on place too. total package
go for nudes!
>>714241372
>got rid of it
why do girls always do that? I still have contacts from people I know that have died
>>714241379
this is me.
post pic of self OP we need it
>>714241494
post the one without the cap, looked better
>>714241478
>why do girls always do that?
so their boyfriends don't find out
>>714241494
>OP is a Russian Daniel Radcliffe
>>714238215
It's only cringe if you're a faggy neckbeard. IF you have game and some looks, you say say whatever you want, with confidence, and that shit gets ate up. Don't hate.
>>714241494
Looking like a redneck muslim, wtf
>>714241494
that cap is giving redneck vibes
>>714241494
Not ugly, but definitely not a super hottie.
>>714241647
this is the kind of mentality that lowers the IQ of the next generation by a couple points
>>714241494
must be a bad pic because you honestly aren't that good looking in the pic. I was expecting more...
Nice eyes tho. I would let you suck my dick.
>>714241494
Dude post your profile pic, it's insane. And FUCKING give me your jawline, prick.
>>714241552
here's one from my profile
Good luck. You better hide tinder while you're on that date to be safe Alex.
>>714241788
ok you're hot. I would suck your dick now.
>>714241788
prison guard lol
well, she texted me.
>>714241494
>redneck cap
>spit bottle
>bro shirt
How is it that you even pulled her OP?
>>714241788
what is your job?
>>714241220
See, your autistic white-knight pick-up lines where you give her an option to decide for herself if she wants to or not by asking her XX times "Do you w-want to g-go out with me?" are the reason you fuck your fist in the night and say:
>fucking women
Who knows what OP looks like, tbh - who cares, the only thing he did prove if he's attractive that they both suck dick in holding a simple conversation, so looks give you an easy mode. Back to topic with a TL;DR since I'm drunk:
>Show confidence and assert dominance
>>714241876
Iirc he's coastguard
>>714241788
now it makes sense.
>>714241788
see? that's much better
>>714241788
Confirmed 100% bro.
>>714241869
thats actually my work hat. shouldn't even be wearing it right now to be honest, but i like wearing a hat when i have a dip in for maximum redneck vibe.
>>714241876
military
>>714241788
no wonder this cat gets the ladies. Photogenic as fuck
>>714241865
go for the nudes op!
>>714242140
fuck that. am I the only one who wants nudes of op instead?
>>714242140
waiting on her reply.
>>714242214
probably...
>>714242214
Yes.
>>714242098
he's not getting shit so far though, it's still a dude asking for tinder tips on 4chan
>>714241494
youre uglier than I thought, but I guess youre good looking for tinder
>>714242214
would be much easier to get probably
>>714242300
other way round fam
>>714242300
yea man, i mean only the dumbest people in the world don't take advice. if someone posts something decent on here, i will take the advice. Why go it alone if I ask my /b/ros?
>>714242300
he's not asking for help, just documenting
>>714242300
idk if you're reading this thread but it's basically just him posting his tinder conversation. doesn't look like he's taking any advice to me
>>714242059
>Dip
Actually kill yourself you insufferable gorgeous faggot
>>714240213
This guys using a catfish profile with some model type guys pictures. If this really was an alpha poon handler he wouldnt be on /b/
>>714242549
your boy doesnt need any advice he is clearly doing fine
where is the perv thread?
girl i'm texting hasn't replied in a minute, let's get going with something else.
>>714242690
idk, this girl that I personally think is the hottest girl I've ever seen, is always on 4chan, owns a guy fawkes mask, and is on a traveling video game team and competes.
hot people can actually like this site
>>714239206
Bleh the dudes obviously having fun. You're taking this too seriously.
>>714238725
Youre a fucking idiot. Since when is a customers wan ip, issued from the isp, fucking dynamic?
The answer is never.
You are either the wors cs major of all time, or a liar. My money is on the latter
>>714241788
you're in the coastguard trying to pick up females still in school? might as well turn in your badge now.
>>714242739
check trap threads
>>714242690
I wouldn't say alpha poon handler, but i can hold my own. And i've been on /b/ for as long as I remember. grew up going to LAN parties and hating the fucking cool kids in high school. I appreciate all of you fuckers even if some of you suck.
>>714238725
>namely due to most device IPs being dynamic these days
lol what. no.
cs major? I never took a single class and I can tell you don't know shit
>>714242886
they are at the local college
>>714242816
you're way out of her league looks wise. I thinks you should be aggressive with this one and worse to worst you cut the line on a very average looking girl.
>>714240499
>>714240052
OP your lines are godly.
>>714242690
/b is mainstream now bro any and everyone always used to and will always use /b from time to time only decent normal ppl don't live on it like most of you beta fucks
>>714242948
>I appreciate all of you fuckers even if some of you suck.
looking at your pic, I'm sure the number of people who'd want to increased drastically
>>714241220
>Not jelly here
Lmao
>>714243022
the fuck they call it school for -.-? yeah ok it is a sort of schooling but why not just say college? fucking Americans.
she doesn't seem to enthusiastic. we're going to change that.
>>714243092
will do.
>>714243319
Because college is a version of school you dumb euro trash.
>>714243022
So you're working as a coastguard right besides a college full of college chicks and parties?
Fml.
>>714243092
>you're way out of her league looks wise
not at all. theyre about equal
>>714243473
oh it's awesome.
>>714243525
nah the girl really isn't that great looking. her other pics are pretty sub-par. but hey, i'm not opposed to it.
>>714242816
>>714243352
Forgive me for not knowing but aren't both of these screenshots from tinder? I thought you gave her your number and she texted you?
>>714243352
OP make her agree.to come over then let her go to sleep and dream about the naughty shit you plan on doing to her tomorrow. Move on to the next chick. I dig your style and I'm taking notes
>>714243352
This one's definitely DTF.
>>714243673
post some pictures from her profile
>>714243694
the one with the red is my texting app.
>>714243777
Chekd
>>714243694
that's verizon's messaging app nigger
>>714242816
This girl is in college? She looks like a 33 year old with two kids, and another on the way.
Other one is sort of hot. Tho there's something to be said about a girl who uses the "pretty" snapchat filter for her profile pic. What is she hiding? Other than a mountain of insecurities.
>>714243773
Bump
>>714243419
far from euro my friend but nice try, i know college is a version of school you obviously suck at observing cause i already mentioned that. Its a completely different schooling system not like that of the school you grow up with. What i'm asking is why say school instead of college? They're two completely different angles of the same thing the only similarity is you're taught by a government institution and you learn things.
>>714243352
>>714243880
Says TINDER so had me thrown
high risk, high reward
>>714244096
i put the last name of every girl i meet on tinder as "TINDER"
Looks like it's going down hill. have to pull a "nice guy" and recover.
>>714244101
>>714241494
Why u look like that sad swollen watery-eyed cat?
>>714244171
based as fuck
>>714244101
fucking kek
don't see this working with that one
>>714244101
If she's down, watch out for the STDs. That's terrible. lol
>>714244288
yea i got chlamydia in costa rica from another chick in the coast guard. shit sucked man.
>>714244101
Anon, test this out for me. Compare the success rates between starting out with I'm hot as opposed to starting out with you're hot.
>>714233330
OP clearly you are USA master race and genetically blessed like myself. Have you used Bumble? Waaaaay easier than Tinder and the caliber of chick is generally hotter.
I've taken down about a dozen girls from there and none of them want relationships its great.
Holy shit, OP. You are so disingenuous that it hurts. I'm happy that this works out for you, but I really hope I never end up as callous and tactless as you.
I'm speechless that someone could actually fall for this garbage.
>>714244446
dude you just blew my mind. I would think "I'm hot" is probably better. fuck i should've said that.
>>714244491
Yes sir, I have. the original thread started off with a chick from bumble.
>>714244617
what's better in your experience? same as the other guy?
>>714244446
Czech'd
OP, you've got her eating out of your hands.
like the other anon ITT said, based as fuck. props to you, i wish i had mad tinder game like this.
>>714244818
bumble has classier chicks for sure. tinder has sluttier ones. pick your poison.
>>714244171
Her: I'm not sure about this since you started coming on too much, but I'm ready to give you a chance to fuck me if you can do it casually and pretend I'm not a slut.
You: Yeah, I just wanna fuck you, so drop the self-respect and be the slut you are.
Her: I'm just tired of guys dropping the flirting and treating me like a casual slut, so maybe we shouldn't do it, if you can't pretend this isn't just about sex.
You: Of course i care about you even though we've only been chatting for a few hours. No come over her you gorgeous slut.
>>714245043
YOOO RELAX LMFAOO
shit is harder than expecting. hitting turbulence.
>>714245138
you're going to crash I can see it coming
>>714245043
jesus. life of good looking people I guess.
>>714245099
lost to this comment
>>714245138
This is going to fail. Too bad dude. At least you got the ugly one.
>>714243673
>>714243773
post them
>>714245138
That last response is a bit mean though. I see what you're saying but she's gonna feel devalued because of that. If you really wanna fuck this chick take her out and then fuck her on a second meet up instead.
>>714245099
king stays king
>>714245138
you start sounding desperate, so desperate that you don't take her feelings into consideration, normally that wouldn't be a problem, but she wants to be treated like she is important
turn it down a notch
>>714245138
i thought you had this one for sure
>>714245234
i second this he's losing her and he's apparently hot so that's even a bigger loss. He's reverting back from his final form to original beta state.
>>714245138
this is why tinder sucks now.
it started as a hookup app, and now its slowly turning into just another dating one
>>714245138
It's not what you say at this point, it's that you're still trying that she's upset by.
"If I only saw you sexually, I would've lead with that. Should I not be attracted to you at all?"
Put the ball in her court.
>>714245410
THIS IS TOO EASY TO BE A REAL GIRL!
make sure to record for us if she is though
>>714245138
dude, just let it be, you overcorssed the line, you should have taken the date tomorrow, there you just could have fucked her.
going on and on about fucking isnt the right way.
just say "i am and i am not joking, it's what's expected from me, sometimes i just don't know what people want. I'm sorry, i just want to have a nice date with you, we meet up at 8 and see where it takes us, kay?
>>714245410
so simple lold
>>714245418
this.
when shes saying she doesnt want to hook up, you dont keep pushing
>>714245410
what the actual fuck
>>714245496
nah, there are tons of girls out there that respond like that. theyre usually not too hot though
>>714233330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcGPSnswzjc
>>714245410
Coast guards know how to fight and shit? Probably a dude going to murder and rape you. Tooo easssy
>>714245410
LMFAOOO OP YOU FUCKER ILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS
>>714245138
>>714245051
Damn, op. You were doing pretty good in the beginning, The ball was in your court, she was begging you for a movieflix night.
>>714245594
yeah, she's okay to good looking though
probably some liberal arts major or something
>>714245746
look at her big fat nose. shes fuckable, but shes not hot
>>714245410
Fucking gold.
