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Hey b... im a white dude that has always lived in the shithole

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Hey b... im a white dude that has always lived in the shithole zimbabwe...
My family survived the white genocide that occured here in 1980 onwards. We got kicked off our farm in 1996.
Both father and grand father were in the rhodesian military
ask me anything.
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Shameful self bump
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bump
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why haven't you saved up money to move to a nice white country like Iceland?
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how bad is the hyperinflation there at the moment and how do you cope with it
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Cmon dudes! Ask anything
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>>714231731
Family doesnt wanna move cause most rhodesians are either fucking stubborn or too broke... my family is both
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>>714231769
Its really fucking bad... the gov just released new bond notes and they have inflated up to 23 percent in its opening week. ÑOrmally the shops clean out and you cant buy food and stuff so you either wait in huge bread queues or you order food from south africa
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>>714231788
Are you doing alright over there?
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this is interesting
do you date black women, how's your sex life?
what do you do for a living?
do you have any plans to leave the country?
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what do u do for a living?
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>>714232237
kinda... zim used to be kind of safe. the kaffs were pretty much lazy and werent too violent although you do see and hear about crazy shit sometimes like alan banks who was abducted by two nig nogs and they didnt get an cash out of him so they panicked. cut him up and threw bits and pieces of him in seperate dumptsters. nowdays zim has axtually gotten waaaaayyy more dangerous thabks to the bond notes... the nigs robbed my best frend and nearly ran my sister off the road
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So interested in this thread. How many white people live there. How safe is it?
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>>714232659
Take care then. Be on the lookout. Got any plans? Are you considering a better future/life for you?
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>>714232435
sex life is good.. im dating one of the european ambassodors (spellcheck me) daughters... wont say who :D
and no i would NEVER touch the nigresses... most of em are nasty and have aids
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what;s it like being white there? u get treated different or get weird looks ?
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>>714230603
Where in Zimbabwe do you live, and do you fuck darkies?
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>>714232437
im a college student now i started flying back and forth to sa for lectures
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>>714230603
Why is your hand 20 days early?
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>>714232707
its really hard to say how many whites still live here possibly 3000 to to 5000 and thats pushing it
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>>714232854
haha thanks dude... hell yeah! my biggest plan is to become an animator in america... now trump is in power its gonna be amazing... trust me.. you do NOT want these fuckers as immigrants
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>>714230603
Are you circumcised?
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>>714233110
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>>714233110
Lol oops... sorry
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>>714230603
do you yearn for Rhodesia?
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>>714231731
LOL fuck Iceland the people are huge douche bags and it has the smallest population ever
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>>714233437
I was born russian jewish orthodox but didnt get snipped... grew up in my dads roman catholic family and tries all kinds of religions eventually i became an athiest and then nihlistic
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>>714233513
Awful white looking for an African
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>>714233260
Godspeed to you man.
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>>714233701
is your dad cut tho, given that background?
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long live Rhodesia i wish it still existed
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Do White Lives Matter in Zimbabwe?
Or do Black Lives Matter more than whites there too?
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>>714233523
In a way i do... i wish things were better and not so shit like they are now... the nigs just werent ready for a 1st world country so they fucked it up...
On the other hand the rhodesians were too lenient on the blacks and they saw the horrors coming but they didnt do shit about it and were cowardly fucks so they just keeled over and died so i have no respect for them
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%triforce
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do you eat 3 meals a day?
how is nightlife in zimbabwe?
what's your most favorite thing of your country?
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>>714233749
Nah my dad is dutch as fuck... so am i... my mom is a little bit lithuainian... my dads side helped colonize back in the day and my moms side were lithuanian jewish refguees who fled ww2 and came here
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>>714233986
classic.
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>>714230603
Do you poon niggers?
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>>714230603
If you go to Mexico and sneak over the border you don't even have to apply to be a citizen
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>>714233897
Its really strange now... in south africa there is such a huge black lives matter movement with riots to boot... here in zim its very muddy... normally we just try leave each other alone but black people will always have the upper hand... however there are so few whites left blacks are now turning on blacks for crime and shit so its more desperation than anything
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>>714233513
Where do you live? City or farm? Harare is a shit hole
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whats your opinion on black people?

not the niggers that have tried shooting your family up or whatever. black people in general.
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>>714234017
Haha yeah... i eat 3 awesome meals a day... im very lucky
Nightlife is awful here... the people in zim are all depressed as fuck so they all go to the only existing bar and get in fights and get drunk... zimbabwean people are pretty disgustingly stuck up and ignorant people... alchohol and small town syndrome ruins this place.
My fave thing is defintly going bike riding and hunting with my best mates
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>>714234399
Harare really is a fucking shithole... im stuck there though... my farm got taken a while back
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>>714233665
hey, fuck you
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>>714234589
Honestly... im not like rascist or anything i just hate stupid uneducated and ignorant people... unfortunatly thats mostly the black population... i dont really like black people tbh but i have met some really cool and amazing ones... no lies my friend taka is whiter than me hes fucking awesome.
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>>714230603
are you gay?
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>>714234764
Move to Vic Falls, more white than black. jobs are easier to come by, and decent tourism from Zambian side means there's always some European women looking for some fun...

Plus you get to go fishing on the Zambezi whenever the fuck you want
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>>714234243
Lol fuck no... they all have aids and shit.. no lies a lot of them do... and theyre pretty baboon looking like
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>>714235019
Haha im actually bi...
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>>714235124
Haha dude im actually going to vic falls for new years or christmas... i got some friends and shit and were all going... been there loads of times... its my fave place in zim besides nyanga
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>>714235210
show us some juicy African cock :)
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>>714235210
Interesting. My understanding is that Zim isn't a progressive country at all. Wonder if there's a big gap on that issue between the white and black communities, the way there seems to be in South Africa
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>>714230603
What are your feelings on Nelson Mandela?
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>>714235339
Spent some of the best years of my life there. Travelling all over the world for work now, never found a plausible reason to go back...
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>>714235463
Lol trust me its not... its still very very illegal to be gay in zimbabwe... when i re entered the country i was asked if i was a boy or a girl at the airport... i thoyght they were joking so i said both and they took me into a questioning room (more like a fucking shack) and threatened to arrest me cause i was wearing some very baggy sleeping pants that honestly looked like a dress... it was a crazy situation and honeslty very funny so you just gotta shrug that shit off
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>>714235396
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>>714235969
Well...you could always move to another English-speaking country and apply for asylum. That anecdote would be a fairly useful one if you were serious about it.
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>>714235515
Haha hes waaaay too admired for his actions... he was actually quite an asshole when he was younger but he did become a good guy in the end... he did go through a lot of shit but its waaaay too blown up
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>>714230603
I've never seen a rhodie dick before, so if you're willing...it'd be appreciated
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>>714236100
Haha trust me i will... i have a dutch passport... im a little broke right now and i did work in england for a year. But i need to finish college in SA first
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>>714235912
Lol i hope you enjoyed... please dont come back it got worse :D
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>>714234963
how are black/white relations in your country then (other than that apartheid nonsense)? i guess im asking if people seem to focus on the racial divide there as much as they do here in the US (BLM, et al.)

also how do Africans in general feel about afro-centrism? as far as black americans claiming egyptians were black, i mean. is that considered cultural appropriation out there?
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how do the average people perceive Robert Mugabe?
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>>714236136
See, despite what they try to paint him as, I've always understood him to be pretty much a warlord, what with the necklacing and so on. I mean I understand it was a strange fucked up time, but the shit I've read about him and his wife, I just don't see how he's a hero.
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>>714235210
Are you open/out?
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>>714236567
Its really strange at the moment... its too small to really have a huge black vs white movement. Normally we just stay out of each others way but every now and then the kaffs and whites go at each others throats...
There is actually a law in place where black people can actually reposses land owned by whites. In other words the blacks have such power over whites

Ive come to realise a long time ago that blacks are very confused people... eapecilly out of africa... they grasp on what little history they have... be very careful of them... most of them lie
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>>714230603
>itt Faggots can't read timestamps and can't see OP is clearly not white.
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>>714236723
We all hate him... all of us do... unless they have been bribed by him
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System.out.print ("How many niggers have you fucked")
int niggersFucked = reader.nextInt();
if (niggersFucked > 0) {
System.out.println ("Kill yourself OP");
}
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>>714237372
fuck i forgot a semi ill go kill myself
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>>714237330
He fixed it you twat
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>>714237330
Nahh... just tanned.
Fuk u nig
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>>714237189
>be very careful of them
>most of them lie

Do you mean...the blacks there or all blacks everywhere? How the fuck did yall pass a law that lets one race of people STEAL the other races land WITH 0 repercussions?! thats just...what the fuck?!

also do they bitch about "equality" there too? sure as shit sounds like post apartheid, they're running the joint and just as equally oblivious to their hypocrisy as their American counterparts. Has there been any kind of black vs white movement at all? sorry to admit that im woefully ignorant of zimbabwe..an...history.
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>>714230603
My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.
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>>714237140
Yeah i dont really care who knows... i kinda also makes good conversatiom with people... however i never tell cops or any blacks... they can really fuck things up and black mail you with that shit cause if they find evidence of you "doing henious acts of buggery" you are going to jail dude
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>>714237789
>heinous act of buggery

Jesus fucking kek, do they purposely make their anti-homosexual laws hilarious?
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kom hier heen
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>>714237756
Most blacks in zim are too lazy to care about lying unless it means money. A lot of them are also picking up on the blacks in america and are acting like the world owes them everything but mostly they dont care.

Yeah it used to be way worse in the past but now land reclamation has mostly passed. You do hear about the odd farm being taken if the owners had military ties with the zim army that didnt hold up so the war vets then come in trucks and take it... it is theft but they think of it as taking their country back. Also be very careful of the blacks in america... if they say they owe you shit... they dont... they just want free stuff
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>>714237789
have you done said heinous acts with the right hand dude here >>714237549?
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>>714238024
Yeah its fucking great... they still try to use english systems that were like from 1930 so they keep all the old ways of saying things and its fucking great... like try take your driving test here... "Straddling the white line allows the instructor to fail you." When they say it with their noggy accent its hilarious
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>>714238317
Many... many glorious white times....

Lol nah hes my best mate
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>>714238490
Lol isnt that from the rhodeisan flag?
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>>714238278
>they just want free stuff
Got it, you're a lying American faggot.
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>>714238971
Nah bru... the americans are actually right...
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>>714239066
right in what sense?
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>>714230603
Whats the native language of your country? Other than English, I mean to say.
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>>714239066
>bru

Confirmed African.
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>>714238912

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesia

Also, you shouldn't judge your white ancestors too harshly for losing the country. They were internationally isolated (as in, embargoed by almost everyone), foreign countries were pumping military aid to the rebels, and ofc they were badly outnumbered.

White people were fleeing the country in sizeable numbers, and the ratio of whites to blacks was shrinking more and more. The government realized it couldn't win the war in the long run, so it negotiated a peace before things became hopeless, so as to retain some leverage.
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>>714233701
any chance you could be persuaded to get the snip?
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>>714239140
They arent ready to join a western 1st world enviroment... their deep seated warlike and every man for himself culture is just too prevalent in their society...

They know what luxury is... they know they have to get it.
But they dont understand that with luxury comes basic principle of human understanding that you have to work for it.

Look at africa now bru...
Tell me im wrong.
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>>714233701
>nihilism is a religion
found the edgelord tween.
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>>714239214
Its shona... also ndebele and manica and zulu but the shona and xhosa whiped most of them out
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Why don't losers who get piercings like yours upgrade to gold when they graduate with their lib arts degree and start working good service?
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>>714239445
No no no, I'm not saying you're wrong. I've just never heard a legitimate Africans take on any of this. Its just that this sentiment is the one we're fighting against here, in a place dominated by whites. So it's weird to see it happening there, in a place dominated by blacks. So weird that it makes you sound like a liar...
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>>714234688
Do you do any big game hunting? What are the gun laws like over there? Any left over FALs floating around?
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>>714239825
(Not OP)

It's strange that a white Zimbabwean whose farm was stolen by blacks would hold black people in low regard?
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>>714239282
Haha dont worry ive read it a few times...

What wikipedia doesnt tell you is that by sheer technological advancement and training at the time was thrashing the rebels like crazy... even numbers didnt help because they only had sticks rocks and really shitty kalashnikovs. The only reason the blacks have power now is through politics... when britan told rhodesia to go fuck itself the white youth of independace era were all hippy like and free love and voted for the blacks to be in power... much like the youth of today with blm and honestly it will kill america and the western world
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>>714240017
Eh. I don't see blm as an existential threat to western civilization.
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>>714239855
Haha yeah we do loads... ive never hunted big game because im too broke and i dont have a ph liscence so i cant legally cull... but i do love shooting babboons.

Ive only seen a few floating around... mainly in white armouries and the mugabian "palace guard" (note the heavy irony) have some really shit ones but all assault rifles and automatics have been either destroyes or deactivated or taken to the army so its rare to find any functioning automatics anything
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>>714239996
I'm sure you're all well aware but in the US, the chief complaint of black people is that the majority (whites) is holding down the minority (blacks etc). So in a country dominated by white people, you'd expect to see black people say "if the situation was reversed, all these problems would vanish!".

In a country dominated by blacks however, that entire narrative gets proven false. Blacks are in the majority there, yet the SAME problems exist.

The land taking thing is bullshit though, as an aside. Makes me wonder what kind of political system would stand by and let it happen but also emphasizes how many constitutionally protected rights all American citizens take for granted.
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>>714240594
Neither do i... its not substantial enough yet but it can lead to other things like immigration like things that are happeining to europe right now
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>>714239825
The blacks have made it apparent that they cannot form and run a decent government, or even have decent social systems. From the urban blacks in the US to the African's who thought that having sex with a virgin would cure you of aids. Hell, if you were to just evacuate Hawaii and give it over to an entirely black american population, it would be a fucking war zone in a matter of months.
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>>714239282
>the country
>the government
>they they they
So in other words, someone who DOESNT live in a country just tried to school a citizen OF that country...
>by linking to a wikipedia article

whew lad, your arrogance is staggering to say the least. inb4 his overwhelming damage control derails this thread.
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>>714241111
witness these quads
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>>714240830
The problem is that the European parties willing to impose tougher immigration laws are pretty conservative on other issues, like gay rights.
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>>714240713
Thats where the difference in culture comes in though...
Tbh i dont really care if youre white or black as long as you do the job right then youll be fine... i believe in capitalisim... it doesnt matter what race you are... the country should only care about the colour green... im sure multi billion dollar companies dont care if you are grey or blue... as long as you give them money.

I think white privlege is bullshit... lots of whites were taken as slavery and if its one thing that i learnt about africans is that they are lazy as hell.

I mean sure if you are a black kid born into a poor black neigjbourhood and you see rich white dides everywhere and your brought up in a culture where self expansion is the regualr... you would ask yourself whats the main difference between the two...
Its not race... its just work ethic.
If i was in that situation... i would work hard to be as rich as the white guys... not complain... it gets you nowhere...
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>>714241111
Meh. I thought OP was being too harsh on his ancestors. So I made the counterpoint that they wouldn't have won in the end anyway.

>Also, the Wikipedia article was a response to hte "Sit Nomine Digna" question, nothing more. Sorry if you got CONFUSED
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>>714241479
is this opinion popular in your country?
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>>714241111
op didn't even know the rhodesian motto. settle down /b/ro
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>>714241450
Yeah i wont lie its a fucking mess... the world needs a good healthy dose of keep the good and lose the bad.
For example
Im practically gay myself and i wouldnt care if i was in a country where gay marriage was illegal i would support that because it is the LAW of that secular religion that gays cant marry... thats just the religion... if i was gay and i was christian then thats just contradictory. You wouldnt possibly call yourself a christian and ve gay at the same time...
Well you could but noone other actual christians would back you up...
Its invasion of space for attention and its unwarranted... im very conservative but i do have some liberal outlooks as well...
Keep the good... lose the bad..
I wish it were that simple though
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>>714241810
Nahhhh not really... its mostly mine... my best freinds and my dad are the only ones i know who think this way
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>>714241600
>>714242101
Haha dont worry bros...
I am being too harsh on the rhodies but they still fucked it up and we all had to pay an awful price for it.

And yeah i dont really know the mottos or songs or flags cause i dont really like rhodesian mentality... my friend dale can tell you all about it though
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>>714242111
If I lived in a country where SSM were illegal, I would care about that...as a murrifag it's a fairly recent development and I was pretty happy when it happened (more for the symbolism, not cuz I plan to marry).

But I'll agree with the general point that the world would be better if more people could separate the good from the bad. For me, that would mean fellow liberals waking up to the illiberalism of certain cultures. And ideally, for conservatives to return to the pragmatism that used to characterize them, as opposed to the religious, anti-science ideology they've transformed into.
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>>714242479
Oh come on now...you've got to at least appreciate the selous scouts.
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>>714237781
strange.. my mother once told me this as well
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>>714242101
>Rhodesia hasn't been 'Rhodesia' since 1979
any citizen under the age of 37 will not know mottos, songs, flags, etc.

just like you faggots didn't know mottos, songs, flags, etc until you googled it just to prove someone wrong on 4chan.
>implying this tactic isn't used by the entire millennial generation to discount every opponents firsthand experience in anything whatsoever
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>>714243009
I didn't Google it /b/rah. Knew it already, just cuz of an offhand interest in the topic. Rhodesia was a country out of time. It has a fascinating story. Sorry my posts have made you so upset.
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>>714242757
I am 100% with you on that...
The symbolism part i totally get...
If i were fully gay and if i thought marriage was actually a good idea i would totally do it.
But i wouldnt do it if it meant imposing on another religion just for the symbol on it.. i would rather get married in a new gay friendly way like a bonding of souls "bhuddism" way.
However of you are gay and you are christian theres not much you can do. I would rather go to a small more open minded christian community and do it there rather than launching a huge fucking campaign that will just fuck other people off. The less drama the better the plan
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>>714243265
Meh. I'm not nearly as considerate toward religious conservatives as you are. A part of me quite enjoyed seeing them get pissed off, given the hate they've been directing at the community for so many decades.

Perhaps you are made of kinder stuff than me.
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>>714243009
>>714243192
Brus calm the fuck down.
Youre both right.
Most kids under 37 dont know shit about rhodesia. But a lot of them with strong rhodesian families do.
>>714242859
I wont lie they were badass... check out the rhodesian sniper stories though. The shit they did was sick and read a book called fireforce... my uncle wrote it
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>>714243655
Holy fuck, your uncle is Chris cocks?
Dude I have a copy of that book at home right now.
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>>714243625
Haha i wont lie... a lot of them were dicks and ive had my fair share of burn the gays shit thrown at me... but like most things the worst of a side is always shown first... most conservatives i know just want to be left the fuck alone like me.
And dont worry im not that nice :D
Normally i would just walk away from people that piss me off with garbage but i have gotten into a few fights with assholes that just want to cause shit.
I mostly get beaten up but its so worth it
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>>714243655
is your last name cocks? that would be unfortunate...
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>>714243945
Dude your fucking joking me! Are you in SA? haha the book is epic right!
Yeah hes my uncle but he divorced my aunt jacky a long time ago and he married another girl and adopted some xhosa kids... i like to think that it was him trying to give back from the war!
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>>714230603
You old enough to drink?
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>>714244191
Haha yeah 20 years and counting...
However noone cares ablut drinking age in zim! My parents started drinking with me when i was 14ish
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Ayy, I grew up in Zambia for most of my childhood, a small town called Kafue about 2 hours from Lusaka.
I traveled through Zimabwe quite a bit but definitely prefer Botswana to Zim sorry .
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>>714244406
Haha no offence taken! Ive heard botts is really fucjing cool. My dads actually in lusaka right now! He works therefor two weeks then comes back here for one... says its beautiful there
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>>714234846
haha oh shit he's here
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>>714244339
No one cares like...theres no laws to regulate access to alcohol or there are laws but no one observes them?
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>>714234846
hey, fuck iceland.
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>>714244174
Nope US, just had a father that was crazy obsessed with history and current world events. I guess I got a bit of it from him, i raided his books after he died.
The next time you see your uncle, shake his hand for me.
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>>714244811
sorry to hear it, friendo. i bet hes proud of you for trying to learn as much as you can.
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whats the native language of botswana then? isnt xhosa for tribal villages?
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>>714244713
Oh yeah there are laws... but noone really cares... as long as they pay for it... money is the game here!
>>714244811 no ways dude! Thats awesome! He has a few other books out but theres another called vlamghat. ( which means flaming arse in afrikaans) its about the air division and its written by (no jokes) dick lord.

Our families dont speak anymore but my cousin probably still does... if i ever see him or get his number ill def tell him he has another fan!
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>>714245229
Lol i have no clue about botts... mabe chewa?
Xhosa is mainly in South africa as far as i know...
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>>714231886
just gather everything you have and go without anything to a nice european country that gives good gibs to the people, your family would qualify for welfare and shit, better than living in such country
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>>714245042
Not a big deal anon, it was awhile back, and we weren't really close while he was living. None of my family really is close, we all just grow up, move out, and live your own life. I Didn't really identify with him until after he died. However, it's genuinely awesome to me that I got to speak to Chris Cocks' nephew. That book is wild.
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>>714245490
Haha that was actually a plan not too long ago but my fam has buisnesses here in zim... i would love to go to holland and so does my dad... we both have dutch citizenship but my mom would be out of work for about 5 years apparently
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>>714230603
Since you are a minorities in zimbabwe, do u have special privileges like affirmative action policy in the USA for minorities?
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>>714245656
Haha its genuinley awesome to speak to a fan of his! And its all the way in america! I was under the impression his books didnt sell too well! We have crates of his copies at the house just waiting to be sold
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>>714245679
What part of gibs don't you guys understand, basically you guys won't even need to work, why do you wonder so many africans and middle eastern people do anything to move to such european countries?
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>>714245808
Lol fuck no.
That would be really fucking nice but its the opposite im afraid... land reclamation of the ideginous rights act is still well in swing
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>>714245808
Thinking white people will ever get any type of benefits for being white, sjws will tell u even if whites are a persecuted minority in an African country, they will still say whites have more privileges than non whites. Kek
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>>714245916
Lol i have no clue why my parents didnt do it... either they love zim too much or didnt want to be on welfare... truth be told.. welfare is for kaffas and that is pretty sad.
My dad and i could work but o guess college would be out the question.. but dont worry im def leaving asap
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>>714246061
Im afraid its too fucking true anonbru.
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>>714246061
in this countrys context, would they be wrong?
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>>714245849
Honestly, he might not. I have at least a dozen shelves of books from little known authors and about strange topics, I have no clue where my dad aquired most of them, but he seemed to be fascinated in particular with Africa's history and religions as well as Nordic mythology..
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>>714246528
I once read from an sjw, even if whites or males were a minority in the USA, for example, the word minority for sjws means privilege, not as in the majority in a population, yes they truly believe this. No matter the argument there is no way to defeat their logic
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>>714246528
Yeah im afriad so... white dudes dont have any privlages here.. normally whites work in white companies and vice versa with the blacks... the only reason why white companies actually work is because white people actually work.

We are persecuted and under constant fire from the gov... for example... a white owned company has to give either a 6% to a 45% share of the company to a black family... its stupid because those blackfamilies are already corrupt and rich black families with ties to goverment... on top of heavy tax its just a scam
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>>714246658
Haha thats so cool! I dig norse mythology as well as germanic and celtic... we come a very strong and powerful dutch family that has a long ass line of awesome shit. I find it really fascinating! Youre dad was a really smart and awesome dude!
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>>714247019
>white companies
Wait-- do you have SEGREGATION in your country?
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>>714247019
wow, government mandated reparations. i had no idea.
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>>714244406
are you a black guy...where are you now
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>>714230603

move to america and help us kill the jews
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After having your land stolen what does your family do for an income?

About what % of the population is white? Is it like surprising when you walk into the store?

What is Zimbabwean food like?

What kind of interesting wildlife do you see?

Where do you see Zimbabwe in 50 years?

Aside from South Africa are there any other countries in Africa with significant white populations?
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>>714247525
Lol yep... welcome to zim
If it doesnt make sense then it makes sense its in zim
>>714247762
Check the top
>>714247614
Haha yeah... no western media is going to tell you that though
>>714247766
Lol i was actually born jewish.
Us jews aint that bad. were just given a bad rep...
The arabs and the chinese are the ones you should be scared off
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What are gun laws like (if any or if anyone abides) over there? Do mfs try to fuck with you guys being a white family in the middle of buttfuck Zimbabwe?
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>>714247964
Wooooo questions!

My dad has an awesome and lucky job with cargill international and my mom used to run an estate agency company. Now it merged with a bigger one so shes a manager.

Id say roughly 5% maybe? Its really hard to tell with the numbers gling down the whole time and the black pop going up

The blacks stare at you a lot but mostly in the city they dont really care.
Blacks outside harare and vic falls loom at you like a fucking alien came down and anal probed them.

Food here is actually really good! We import 3x as much as we export so most of its from sa but the beef here is pure zimbabwean and honestly it is the best in the world...
We also have a staple food here called sadza... normallt its eaten with meat or relish or rape...( no lies and actual cabbage like plant here)
Sadza is a thick pap of mealies ground up and boiled...

Hmmmm the armadillios are pretty cool and we still have a few black rhinos! Fun fact friday... we also have a dinosaur native to zimbabwe. But they were probably poached as well ;D

Honestly zim will become a chinese colony in 30. The chinese has been flooding into zim for ages now and took over all the gold and platinum mines

Id probably say namibia is the next buggest white place with mozambique following close behind
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>>714248172
I also grew up in that area kitwe/lusaka ...but that was in the seventies/eighties
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>>714248685
There ar quite a few other white families so we all get our share of buttfuck...
Gun laws here are actually really strict... only because the gov is too scared of an uprising but hunting rifles and pistols are fine as long as you have papers
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>>714230603
You deserve everything you get. Whites were way worse
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>>714250066
Lol tell me how?
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We're you in Falcon? I'm a saffa but I seem to be surrounded by Zimbos studying here.
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>>714230603
Last question for you OP:

Would you recommend that some from America visit Zimbabwe? And if so, what should that person do?
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>>714250493
Slavery. Colonization. Holocaust. Apartheid. Set up the system so other races can't get ahead while your own offspring florish. KKK.
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>>714250834
Only reason you should come here is to hunt... or see vic falls but you will be asked if you want to buy shit weed about 100 times a day
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>>714250812
Nahhh i actually got expelled a lot... i was a johns georges... you name it... a lot of home schools too
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>>714249276
so guns are basically illegal except for hunting? just like EU gun laws?
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Some people would say Zim got it better with regards to black empowerment compared to South Africa. In Zim taking of land and shit happened instantly and now people are considered more equal, compared to the gradual process (BEE/whatever acronym you can think of) in South Africa. Any thoughts?
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>>714251260
>slave owners racist rant
shocker.
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>>714251070
Not just what other anon posted. But.
Slavery? happened to us too... dont forget 20 000 whites were sold to the arab slave trade by indians and blacks... wonder where they are today? Dead! They were all castrated and their bones were found inmass graves in saudi arabia. But your sjw cuck news wont tell you that
Colonization you say?
The moors invaded parts of europe near 1200 ad. Killed italians, made whites slaves and sparked the crusades.
Holocaust you say?
4 million jews dead. I am a jew... my family survived because they avoided ww2. Hitler was mentally ill...then austria hungary now germany was fucking destroyed. Now nazis they are basically all dead
Set it up so the other races cant compete you say?
Sounds like laziness to me! The system you describe is capitalisim... it does not care about colour. Only if you work hard enough.
But muh welfare!
Sorry to you niggeroni!
You dont deserve shit!
The universe owes you nothing!
Stop leeching off white peoples empathy.
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Why were you awake at 4am posting shit about Zimbabwe on 4chan, is it that boring there?
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>>714252070
Africans practiced slavery long before the white man got to africa....When a tribe conquered another tribe they would make them slaves
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>>714251904
Holy shit that cannot be more wrong.
Well
By western standards today zim is a shithole...
To the traditional standard cultural black person it is heaven where wheels were invented... bee is nothing more than a money scam... they scam their own people out of money... its the same as the anc but with different shirts
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>>714252138
How old are you....are you still in africa
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>>714252321
Haha fuck yeah its boring...
Plus my sleeping patterns are shit... its now light outside
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>>714251070
>Slavery
White slaves existed, get over it.
>Colonization
Every country colonized/was colonized by civilizations more advanced than their own. Literally the entire planet.
>Holocaust
The holocaust killed millions of people, including blacks, gays, the disabled, jews, gypsies, communists, etc. Most of the victims were WHITE PEOPLE.
>Apartheid
Was a door that swung both ways, apparently. Read the Rhodesia wikipedia article posted earlier ITT.
>System rigged
Foaming at the mouth autism.
>KKK
American problem.
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>>714252530
Yeah im still here... im 20
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>>714232864

RACIALIST!
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>>714252474
Exactly proving my point? Zim can now try and build from the ashes because the white man lost everything, where in South Africa the white man still has something and it needs to be destroyed and everyone should be "equal" first before they can move on. Not saying Zimbabwe is busy building, but they can once Robert and his puppeteers are out.
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>>714252700
I grew up in zambia in the seventies but then i moved to the US ...Zambia started to decline rapidly in the 80's and beyond till it became another shithole...how is it now?
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>>714252700
Do you ever think about moving to the US?
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>>714253057
Well yeah thats most of the point but the problem is that zim is not actually gowing its degenrating. Im afraid even if bob and his powers do die out then his cronies are gonna swoop in and take over. If by some magical miracle the government is not corrupt then the zimbabweans lack the education to make it a good civilised western country. Which is exactly why the chinese are swooping in because they see that weakness. If the chinese magically dont take over and the blacks are left to their on devices this country will not become a civilised place nor will south africa because all the conservative black tribes were all killed out and the expansionistic ones are left...
You cant have a country run by lions with no meat...
I dont like it either my dude but the white people in this country and south africa are the only reason its still not a wasteland...
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>>714253259
>>714253375
Hell yeah im going to the us.

Zambia was really bad at one point but now its starting to get really good again in think... they brought back a lot of white farmera
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>>714253823
I remember in the early 80's when mugabe 1st came to power. Soon after we were able to travel from zambia to zimbabwe and it was quite beautiful. I cant believe that mugabe is still in power after over 30 years
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>>714253823
I know the feels, but after much debate with my zimbo friends and hating on BEE which is making my life fucking hard, it's easier to repair a house which burned out over night than a house burning for a month. I honestly think if a non corrupt Morgan Tsvangirai like figure can take charge Zim can flourish again compared to South Africa just running on its last fumes. South Africa is headed into the same shit as Zim, just look at Julius Malema saying he doesn't want to kill the white "yet". But that's just a white saffa's opinion.
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>>714233110
the original post is obviously from the future.
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>>714254931
Yeah my man i get you.
I just really dont think the blacks will able to rebuild that house. Simply they just dont know how with no white guy to do it. Then they will all want a piece of the house but they breed too fast and you cant fit 10 families in a broken house.
See where im getting at? Its like no matter what happens you just cant fix what you dont know how to
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>>714230603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
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how do you say "hello how are you" in zimbabwe speak?
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>>714254120
>going to US
why though? is it the atypical manifest destiny stance or do you just hate it that much in your home country? if the latter, why?
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>>714255349
Do you have any option of leaving and migrating to another country... BTW i remember hearing one rumor about mugabe as a kid growing up in zambia...That as a prisoner he had been tortured and castrated by the rhodesians...
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>>714255349
True Africa is way too corrupt. But if you can't beat them join them. I should have been in prison a few times now, but bribing is too easy and a necessity in Zim. Don't see anything wrong in using the African way of business to get ahead either, just need the business idea now.
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>>714254120
Dude, I'm the anon that has your uncle's book. Be forewarned, the US is a strange ass place, no doubt a pretty good place to live (in most places) but just flat out fucking strange.
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>>714255842
Morning you say
Mangwanani, mamuka sei? and so on and so forth.
Like regualr howzit just say zviti sei?
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>>714255842
"Jou ma se poes"
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>>714256429
What is this? Are you summoning die antwoord?
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>>714256429
>Mangwanani, mamuka sei
so like.."man gwa naa nee, mah mooka say"?
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>>714256354
why is it strange?...most people outside the US grow up influenced by american culture to a large extant...so they are quite familiar
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>>714256020
>African way of business
You mean corruption is such a given that its just become your "way of business"? bribes etc?
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>>714255936
>>714256354
>>714255964
Read up if you want to know if im leaving.
America is just such a big place and american stuff really reaonates with me. My fave bands are there... good friends of mine... theres no corruption like zim has... its just such a big place that there has to be something for me. Zim was meant to be like america... i even grew up with american cartoons.

Haha bob never had his balls cut off... thats just western media trying to make hin sound good. He has lots of sons nd daughters and has had loads of affairs.
And i dont think he was ever a prisoner? i think he fought on the frontline once then realised he was going to lose and went into politics

Haha im counting on it to be wierd... im a really wierd due and growing up in zim was hell for me... i think its gonna be the thing i need most
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>>714256646
Fok jou
-op
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>>714256907
Haha basically the accent is everything
More like mang gwa na ni, ma mooka se ee
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>>714256931
yes but most people born outside the united states dont actually live INSIDE the united states. im sure the rest of the world has noticed by now that immigrants are a touchy subject for us, especially since trumps won. our laws don't make sense to foreigners. its a trend ive noticed recently.
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