Waifu claiming thread - Guess who's baking again edition
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Waifu claiming thread - Guess who's baking again edition
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Another optional rule that no one will notice
カラミチーマス
>>714229528
-yeah you're right-
-takes off pants-
-by the way, are you going to eat the last of your chips?-
>>714229630
SLOW
Claim
https://youtu.be/lEsQqUw6Qdk
>>714229710
*No*
>>714229718
You're slow
>>714229586
>>714229630
>>714229631
>>714229710
>>714229718
>>714229727
>>714229746
>>714229770
>>714229851
welcome back everyone!
>>714229868
>>714229770
Singer reminds me of https://youtu.be/hDyZbRnJ1u8
Nina was right.
>>714229859
-more for me, then-
-cleans up plates, siting down on the couch afterwards-
hmm..
>>714229868
Thanks You-san.
Cirno claimu!
>>714229895
welcome back to you too
>>714229939
You're welcome
>>714230007
About what?!
>>714230054
My pleasure
>>714230073
welcome back too stronghest
>>714230073
Trips 4 lewds get
>>714229868
Thanks
>>714230054
*Goes and sits next to you*
>>714229770
Is this Chen?
I can't tell without the tails.
>>714230003
Hmmm.
How are you doing, Rory?
still here
>>714230220
-turns on the tv-
-I wonder what's on for today-
-hoverhands above your shoulder-
Claim
>>714230242
Hey Chen, you want in the Discord?
Add me and send a message:
@gsfordham#8222
>>714230242
Bored. My coworker in the kitchen is coming in when I leave because its been 6 hours and we havent made $500 in the shop yet.
>>714230220
You're welcome
>>714230342
welcome back too Mokou
>>714230344
welcome back smug
>>714229859
You're not fast though
>>714229868
Thanks
Post pic of catters?
>>714230342
W-wew
>>714230342
*Mua's back*
>>714230408
*Stuff*
>>714230540
I'm faster than you
>>714230626
I ordered a KonoSuba calendar for 2017
BTW, in case anyone's wondering, I finished helping my brother with his homework.
That's why I'm like back
>>714230457
>>714230456
welcome back you two
>>714230540
too much work, so no. Also they're currently busy running around the room like maniacs
>>714230626
welcome back ship
>>714230658
-awkwardly places a hand on your shoulder, attempting to pull you in closer-
-the weather seems nice today-
-a fucking blizzard-
>>714230487
i never left
>>714230788
*Moves closer*
*That doesn't sound nice*
>>714230712
Yo
>>714230229
I guess is me.
>>714230480
Hey, I'm sorry, but I can't.
I'll get banned because of my aggressive behavior anyway, so it's a waste.
Thanks for invitation, anyway.
>>714230484
Oh, I understand.
My roomates are asleep since is 2AM so I'm just smoking and listening to music.
It feels rather nice.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714230889
I know
>>714230913
Heya
>>714230889
>>714230913
For some reason I think you two would understand each other... then again you are rather quiet so...
>>714230975
welcome back syndra
>>714230942
Never saw an Aeris here before, welcome
>>714230658
Never claimed to be faster
>>714230712
Oh yea? Tell me about them then
>>714230942
Where's this qt from?
>>714230891
-yeah-
-turns off the tv-
-wraps a blanket around myself-
>>714230956
>I'll get banned because of my aggressive behavior anyway, so it's a waste.
Why? What do you do?
Do you start lots of fights or something?
>>714231182
But you said i was slow which implies you're faster
>>714231210
*We could play video games or something?*
>>714231387
-i was thinking we could erp, but i'm pretty bad at that-
-it's up to you-
>>714231182
Two black kittens. I call them Lumi and Eni. They're twins so it's hard to tell the difference between them
Lumi is the one with endless energy, always running around and meowing louder than our dogs bark
Eni is the more reserved one but still sometimes she has her 10 minutes where she also runs around like a maniac, playing with her sister
Eni likes to get petted more than Lumi. Eni is also the first one to come cuddle when I lay down to sleep.
Lumi is the more curios one of them.
Even though they look the same they are like Yin and Yang
>>714231242
I got banned from the other discod, teamspeak, etc.
I just did what I always do.
>>714231164
Probably.
![TomoyoKanzaki [129].gif](https://i.imgur.com/8srjjFD.gif "TomoyoKanzaki [129].gif")
>>714231436
*I thought we were erping. Erp ception*
>>714231578
-kinda weird, huh?
-turns on the tv-
-it's a billy may's commercial
-fuck off, billy mays, i'm trying to erp here-
>>714231578
The E in ERP stands for Erotic, not Electronic.
Im so bored Ive done more posting than actual work, but Im still ahead on work.
>>714231804
Too bad this thread is filled with nothing but boredom aswell.
>>714231752
*What do you want to do then?*
>>714231782
I know what it stands for
![785481127dfb5eecc8be363f33f42317[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ea5N22h.png "785481127dfb5eecc8be363f33f42317[1].png")
>>714231804
Sounds like a lot of hard work indeed. I'm guessing the exam phase is making your job a bit easier since everyones at home/in a library studying
>>714231567
Most likely. You don't like talking?
>>714231950
I had some fun with image.jpg shitposter. But he stopped last thread.
>>714231164
maybe i dont know
>>714232093
Exams are over
>>714232093
Not a whole lot.
>>714231990
-Nothing-
-takes off your shirt-
>>714231387
Does it? You said you were fast which you weren't
If I say a athlete runs slow doesn't mean I am faster, just implies he isn't the fastest
>>714231504
That's pretty cute
>louder than dogs
I hope this is exaggeration. That's insane
That's pretty great tbh, how did you get them?
>>714231830
Been a while since I've seen you
How you doing?
>>714231508
I'm not sure what it is you do other than post here, tbh.
I mean, as long as you don't go around intentionally pissing people off, I doubt it'd be an issue.
My particular Discord is pretty lenient.
What is it you do??
I'm going to bed /waifu/ goodnight and have fun!
>>714232190
Well, I'm sure you know the actual reason why work is so slow then
>>714232165
>>714232209
I can imagine you two be silent at each other
>>714232259
I'm not sure about the exaggeration... Lumi did wake up my mom because she could hear her meowing through two closed doors... That cat is fucking loud when she wants to be
>how did you get them
Friends cat got pregnant when they wanted to castrate her. They let her bear the kittens and then gave them away.
https://youtu.be/Whx9tFJCqzE
Modern millitary > medival fantasy
>>714232226
*Unzips pants*
>>714232259
Fast.png was never actually made to be first though, it just worked out that way. Most of the time i can't be bothered to try to get first
>>714232612
That's actually insane
Goodnight
>>714232654
Smuggie
>>714232612
Goodnight
>>714232130
Huh, is that so?
Seems intresting.
>>714232440
I go around and piss people.
>>714232746
-takes off shirt-
>>714232612
that sounds weird. goodnight
>>714232863
You piss on people?
Dirty cat!
NO DIGNITY!
>>714232959
I guess.
>>714232959
No, no, no, you illiterate fuck.
Chen pisses people. As in, when Chen goes to the toilet, she pisses actual people.
>>714233120
Fuck off with your hidey-tales.
I'm going to shit your unborn fetus out and feed it to your current self, faggot.
>>714232863
Heh...
Like... how bad?
Can you give me an example?
No one I've talked to seems to even know...
B/c I mean, if it's just some shitposting or spamming dank meemz and crap, we have meemz channels and weird fetish hentai channels and everything.
I don't know what you actually do. You seem pretty calm here, at least
>>714233120
>As in, when Chen goes to the toilet, she pisses actual people.
Sounds fucking hot.
Give me your energy /b/ros.
\o/
>>714233380
He doesn't give a fuck about you, who only want to have, what you consider an oldfag, in your shitty server to look cooler.
>>714233380
Chen is insulting other peoples family and private life without proper reason, sometimes going so far as to threaten to kill them.
Perfect husbando
>>714232893
I'm going to bed now, goodnight
>>714233120
>>714233207
>>714233879
>>714233911
Oh my.
How much vulgarity.
Feels like home, heh.
>>714233380
>You seem pretty calm here
Ugh, if you say so
I dunno, normal stuff
Just saying whatever it needs to start shit.
I don't really have time to break an arm jerking myself off to what I did, hence you can ask anyone else who's old enough to know who started most of the fights in the thread.
>>714233877
Please? I need it.
>>714234184
Goodnight
>>714233757
*Gives energy*
>>714234184
-fucking england time zones-
Who's best Persona waifu?
>>714233879
>He doesn't give a fuck about you, who only want to have, what you consider an oldfag, in your shitty server to look cooler.
I wanted him so that we could have another cute Touhou claimer...
IDC if he's an oldfag
>>714233911
>>714234270
Oh, ok.
Yeah... that's... pretty fucked up...
You actually threatened to kill people..?
>>714233380
Chen says his mind, no matter how much it pushes buttons. And he doesnt hold back on it either.
>>714234331
You dont want my energy
Kill me Chen
This is my favorite animu
>>714234430
Thank you
>>714234603
Yes i do
Oh, that's right!
I almost forgot.
Alice2 claimed.
>>714234659
D:
>>714234713
This is mine
>>714234583
Yes, I did.
Fucked up?
Ugh, that's just you judging because you've been learn what is good and bad.
Every person sees everyone in a different way, because of his perception, which limit to truly appreciate a person.
A waste, I might say.
>>714234603
Such kind words I don't deserve, but thank you for pointing that out, Rory.
>>714234659
Why would I?
>>714234926
![71825e04c108f7a0603353c4c27567c6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UowWwUO.jpg "71825e04c108f7a0603353c4c27567c6[1].png")
>>714234926
Something tells me this might be shopped.
>>714235012
Learned*
>>714235102
GALKO :D
>>714234801
>
>>714235012
Because I'm a boring person who circle jerks
>>714235012
Someone has to be objective. And Ive been doing that for long enough.
Alice2 claimed.
Again.
you're all faggots
>>714235503
Why you say you need to die,live your life my friend.
pls~
>>714232772
Tsunny. What up?
>>714235603
>>714235503
Well, does that make you feel sad or pathetic?
If yes, why are you still here?
You are in college. Go and meet people, get high. Fuck girls, write a book, who fucking knows. Bur don't let your life suffer in a place so boring.
Even if you might like it. Oh, look at me, telling people how they should live their life. A shame.
>>714235529
A good choice, one must say.
>>714235930
Ramiel is best girl, all other waifu are just traps
Mine
>>714235984
we have a Tewi claimer?
>>714236275
:D
>>714235984
Dats a cuter
>>714236287
Ay <3
>>714235857
Galko a cutie! what's been going on in your life budy
>>714236287
Thats Chen.
>>714235984
I dont regret it. Making friends here doesnt work. Keep that for outside an anonymous message board.
>>714236563
Almost nothing.
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now officially claimed ^^
>>714236806
Oh. Well I got Lil Debbie snack cakes
>>714235786
I'm gonna sleep how
Have a smugerful day
>>714236287
No.
>>714236706
Well, you're absolutely right on this one.
Maybe you can talk to some people, or vent your problems online, but you know, they'll never be there to cheer on some happy moment from your life, to drink with them, or to make great memories.
I'm not saying that friends on real life are a great big of a deal, or permanent, but is better to live up the moments.
You can't really convey feelings on an imageboard, nor really build memories that will stay.
>>714237291
Our images matched <3
Also glasses waifu a cute as well do you think?
> the one on the right
>>714236476
Hello Cuteuco
Well only got 1 lead today but i also gpt a sale so good day anyway
>>714238249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
Shit poster here rate my set up
>>714238719
come back
>>714239016
Seems a legit theme for today
>>714239145
Shit/10
>>714237625
She's alright.
>>714239145
>he can't rotate his images by 90 degrees
Throw your trash away, and by that I mean your life.
>>714239172
Ok
>>714239311
i love (yui)
>>714239255
she don't got galkos biddies that's fur sure xD
>>714239310
>>714239233
Why are y'all so mad lol
>>714237858
Don't get in a machine if you don't know how to make it work qt!!
D:
>>714239488
>CS:GO
Jesus fucking Christ dude. Does your kike princess GF peg you every night too?
>>714239447
Is that you, galil?
Show yourself, anon!
claim'd
>>714239488
> I was also shit posting m8.
>shit/10 because you are a shitposter.
>>714239579
I'm not Galil.
>>714239585
Do you think smoking makes your waifu cool?
>>714239557
>being so autistic that you care what video games people play after work
This is literal damage control. Y'all are trying so hard to critsized your big bad bully you come up with shit like this kek
>>714239448
That's true.
>>714237159
Oh wow. Goodnight dude lol
>>714237291
I request more blushing Galky please
>>714239707
chen?
>>714239764
Where the fuck is your timestamp. You promised me a timestamp
>>714239764
Not damage control, it's shit posting. Just like what you do.
>>714239764
Then who dis?
>>714239906
I'd rather trigger your autistic ass. You know it's me
>>714239872
I'm not Chen.
Love you, by the way.
>>714239788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE_-obgiWm0&list=RDMMUE_-obgiWm0
>88
dang all these dubs galk.. What kind of music is your favorite?
>>714240041
Den is Klonata fur sure :3
>>714240163
I'm not Klonata.
What happened to (yui)?
>>714239800
>>714240062
90s rock, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QGO-fXh_w4
>>714240035
>you know its me
No we do not. And even if it was you are one ugly motherfucker.
>>714239533
Nui's actually a very skilled pilot
>>714240319
I'm right here
Unmask yourself.
>>714240333
>>714240062
Predicted your trips ^^^^
Cool, what's your favorite band or song if you have one?
>>714240319
den idek :3
>he doesn't use CS:GO for surfing
Disgusting
>>714240427
Then explain why I have an actual gf while your romance involves cartoon characters and body pillows
How to pokemon go everyday?
>>714240035
I know its you, I can smell the Axe a mile away, but you owe me a timestamp.
>>714240536
because you suck this niggers cock?
>>714240333
>checked and thanked
How many Galky pics do you have total?
>>714240536
>because she is just as ugly as you
Bottom of the barrel whore who will either cheat on you or take your shit. Probably both
>>714240609
>I can smell the axe a mile away
my fucking sides
>>714240609
I can't find a pen, best I can do is snapchat text
>>714240630
Sorry I have friends. You wouldn't say anything racist in public so keep being an Internet racist
>>714240660
Yeah yeah. You say this out of jealousy and anger. You've convinced yourself all girls cheat to justify your virginity. The world isn't that scary
>7 beers down
>>714240456
I took the medication but I feel really sick now...
>>714240609
He wont post it becauae he is every insult he tries to throw out. Its why he always comes back to try and feel better about himself. He just cant stop just like he cant stop sucking his nigger bff's cock.
>>714240494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiIgm0xY0A
>>714240633
395
>>714240925
What was it?
Some of the meds have that effect the first time you take it.
>>714240456
I'm right here.
>>714240910
>7 weakass, shit tier beers
Post them with an actual timestamp
>>714240958
Pretty much this.
>>714240910
Holy fuck faggot, please end your fucking life.
I've only been in here 3 minutes and i wanna blow my brains out looking at your douche-face.
God damn... you've got talent at making people want to kermit.
>>714240910
Neither of those are true. Im just a married old fag who's been down your path before and learned the hard way. You wont listen though, i didnt either back then.
>>714240958
>being this mad because someone shit posts in your man child community where you pretend to be/date Japanese cartoon characters
>>714240660
>because she is just as ugly as you
yes she us
>>714240494
Okay, cool.
>>714240910
>7 Budweisers
Stealing your girlfriend's beer?
What a terrible boyfriend.
>>714241141
Do I look like a manchild to you?
>>714241141
Honestly i couldnt give a shit if you actually shitposted anything good. Its just always the same bullshit with you and its retarded and boring.
>>714240910
>7 beers down
Not bad if it were something stronger. Leave it to a freshman underage to keep count.
