Hi there, we have notice an increase on illegal dubs... Got any on you today sir?
No
>>714229462
No dubs here occifer.
>>714229766
ON THE GROUND NOW!
>>714229766
Son, step out of the vehicle
>>714229766
HANDS UP
how do i talk to cops. i feel like i always get nervous and end up fucking myself over.
>>714229875
you dont
>>714229812
DINDU NUFFIN
>>714229462
*Hands up* Don't shoot!
>>714230060
just say you don't wanna talk and that's it? i feel like it's impossible
>>714229462
no sir
nope
>>714230216
yes
"I'd like my lawyer please"
nigger
>>714229462
Yo fuck you pig, i dont need to do shit. I dindu nuffin. I'm about to knock your shit out.
You mean these dubs?
Only singles here sir
>>714230611
ON THE GROUND!
>>714230611
lmao
>>714229462
I don't have time for this, do you? (Persuade)
Hold on, I forget which room I build the bombs in, can you wait until the meth wears off officer?
No sir, no dubs here
>>714229462
I KNOW MY RIGHTS, YOU FASCIST. I AIN'T GOT SHIT, BUT YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKIN WARRANT IF YOU WANNA CHECK MY TRUNK FOR DUBS ASSHOLE.
>>714229462
I'm clean officer
>>714230800
>>714229462
I only work with trips
No dubs
>>714230676
>>714229812
POLACE BROTALITY HE DINDU NOTHIN HE BEEN GUD BOY
>>714229462
I have a permit for these you fucking fascist.
>>714229462
n-n-no dubs here officer...
sorry sir, its not my fault your wife won't let you have cool dubs like me
>>714230969
>>714229462
Why don't you look for yourself faggot?
how can anon tell if an officer is gay or not?
I may need to get out of tickets in the future and I never run into lady cops
>>714229462
>>714229462
You won't catch me nigger
>>714231332
close
Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah nah. I'm fucking clean.
>>714230216
Be polite and cooperative.
Retarded people "i know my rights and i can spit in this pigs face" without taking consideration that the cop might be looking for a stolen vehicle that looks the similar to yours or someone in a similar vehicle committed a crime. I have been pulled over for gunning yellows and not making it and speeding a ton. Never gotten a ticket.
When you get pulled over, put your keys on the Dash, turn off all music or w/e, have your license, registration, and insurance ready.
When the cop comes up say
>Good Morning Officer
They are trained to greet you too, it makes things personable and friendly. Hand them your shit and keep your hands on the wheel or in front of it.
If you act respectful, and don't lie to he officer they usually wont even give you a ticket. If you run a red light, you know you did. Say "I thought i was going to make it." If you where speeding, say "Yes i was speeding.". You can fight it in court even if you admit to it to him. Simply showing him respect and honesty greatly reduces your chance of getting a ticket.
All these retarded Dindus, and white trash that get in bad situations with cops every time they meet, its there own fault. They have some "superiority factor" and want to "control the situation" instead of just being pleasant and respectful and driving away peacefully.
POLICE BRUTALITY! HALP!!!
Don't mind me officer i'm just her to give your wife some sweat black lovin'
>>714231411
HES GOT A GUN
>>714231411
WAZ DAT? NON DUBZ HERE OFFICER. FACK YOI!
Fag
Not that i am aware of sir
No
>>714229462
No Ociffer Bacon Bits, the only thing we do in these parts is Krystal Fukin Singles
>Czech 'm
>not buying a dubbs license
Dubs are illegal and I don't like breaking the law
>>714231815
Faggot. We don't like the non-dubs type around here.
Nothing here officer....
only trips m8
>>714231424
sincere thanks anon
>>714231939
I was just saving my dubs for when they are needed.
Irresponsible dubbing is bad for everyone
>>714232072
I sed trips
I got these quads though.
>>714232105
However according to the anon above you, you never get dubs. It must be true because a random someone on the internet I've never met said so.
Nuh uh
I'm clean
>>714232317
I got trips in this other thread you silly willy >>88198444
>>714231424
Also, if it's dark I always turn l my dome lights.
>>714232577
You're obviously not the same person, because if you were, you wouldn't have gotten those dubs.
>>714232577
HE'S GOT DUBS! TAKE HIM DOWN!
fuck off
!!!
We wuz kangs
>>714229462
I ain't do nothing wrong,see. Leave me be copper.
>>714232577
Oh shit!
He's got a dubs!!
>>714229462
Does it look like I do?
>>714229462
So what if I do?!
>>714232317
I be that random someone and i can say I was correct
Yea I got them bitch fuck you.
Fuck da police i dindu nuffin
None here pig.
No dubs here either.
no because i'm white
All good here officer, just a friendly white person passing by.
Nope
Nigga fuck yo dubs I got the whole shit
>>714232577
cuff him boys
>>714229462
Am I being detained?
>>714233977
cuff him boys
>>714232709
>>714232748
>>714232784
>>714233977
It's OK guys, two dubbs make a single!
N-nothing here sir
>>714229462
I saw a mexican with illegal dubs. Maybe he was black. >>714229462
But the dubs were definitly illegals.
>>714234366
PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM
>>714231815
why youre still trying to get dubs? stop!
>>714234366
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle.
I dont got dubs but im a nigger.
No siree
>>714234609
Officer I would r-really just appreciate if you could l-let this slide...
>>714229462
No dubs here, sir.
If I'm a nigger and I get singles am I still free to go?
>>714234558
I have a licence, I can get as many dubbs as I like
>>714234722
HE'S GOT A GUN
>dubbel dubs
>>714234777
>niggers
>singles
>>714234722
these dubs yours? you're looking at a life sentence boy
I, uh, only had one set.
>>714234777
Nigga you on death row for dem trips
>>714234777
>>714234777
THOSE TRIPS ARENT MINE OFFICER
>>714234777
hes got trips shoot the nigger
>>714229462
no
(still, check'em)
>>714234366
>>714234722
OUT OF THE VEHICLE NOW
>>714234722
Suspect is getting beligerent. Calling for backup.
no dubs here sir
AM I BEING DETAINED?
ain't got shit
I'm a rich white kid can I go now
I'm holding these dubs for a friend, I swear.
>>714234777
HE HAS TRIPS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>714234961
>>714234887
>>714234853
>>714235006
FUCK. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE YOU FUCKING COPPERS
>>714235122
... Well... what do we have here?
>>714235128
he's getting away! one more single and he'll be over the border
If only this nigga went over to Diego's thread.
>>714234944
I'm sorry sir but you're coming with me.
selling singles 5$ ea.
>>714235192
>>714234722
I'm a cop! I just confiscated them off this anon! look, see they're the same!
stupid cops
go fuck yourself
>>714235241
>>714235296
SUCK A DICK, DUMB SHITS. PHHBLLTT
>>714229462
I'm clean Sir
>>714235296
>>714235192
>>714235122
>>714234722
They are obviously not his, all clear here
>>714229462
Just passing through, officer.
I got nothin
>>714229462
you've been listening to fake news officer...
nothing to see here but pizza
Illegal?
Excuse me sir, here is my permit.
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well i never had dubs officer i dont even know how they look
No
you have no right to search me!
>>714229462
No sur, nothing but these trips
>>714229462
Searching for illegal dubs
Hope I don't find any dubs
>>714229462
Hello officer,
Here is my licence.
I can assure you there are no dubs or trips in this vehicle. I haven't dubbed in years.
Would you like to take a look around?
>>714229462
n-no
>>714229462
dub deez nuts
>>714235296
I think you may be corrupt... I've got my eye on you Constable.
no
no dubz her
This just happened.
>>714229462
No dubs here
>>714229462
No idea what you're talking about officer
>>714229462
o..o.ok y-y-y-you too officer
>>714229462
No sir. I am in no way in possession of any illegal subs of any sort.
no dubs here, just me and my hot space bitches
No dubs here, sir.
>>714239188
Sure, whatever you say son. Please step out of the vehicle, I can smell the dubs all over you.
I wish I did
Nah oficer Bert have jew scene mai coupons?
>BLACK LIVES MATTER
>gets shot
>>714239400
>>714239400
HE'S GOT A WEAPON!!!!
>>714239188
lying scumbag
officer, i do not consent to any searches, and i would like to go on my way.
>>714239594
am i free to go?
>>714229462
D-dubs? I dont have a-any here only a few bags of weed, you wanna l-light up officer?
It was only one drink I swear.
>>714229462
What about illegal trips officer?
xD, dubs?
nothing to see here officer
No dubs here, sir.
>>714239400
Put the gun down!
>>714239869
Traps* and get the hell outta here.
>>714239517
WAIT THAT ONLY A WATERGUN I SWEAR
Pardon?
Straight white male here. Clearly no dubs
nah u trippin
>>714240123
XDDD, LITERALLY!
>>714239988
That tranny's in the wrong bathroom. Get him!
>>714240123
>0123
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
>>714240225
THOSE DOUBLE DUBS AREN'T MINE OFFICER I SWEAR
>>714240477
LMAO
>>714229462
I assure you officer these dubs are perfectualy genuine
None here
>>714240477
meymeymagic is real
>>714240664
Thought I smelt the devils lettuce... you're clean.
>>714229462
I AM THE KING OF THE FAGGOOOTS
If i get quads, then the nuclear bomb will go off in five minutes. Good luck.
No didely dubs here officer.
I'm Just on my way to wallmart
But officer, I am white! There is nothing to see here.
duck off
I'm just a nigger hating citizen I ain't doin no crimes sir
>>714229462
I ain't got no fuckin dubs mane
*looks around really conspicuously*
Sorry sir, i'am innocente
>>714229462
https://youtu.be/-CCAaSbwB8I
>>714229462
Fuck niggers
Not mine just holding them for a friend.
>>714230773
You know what... You're not worth my time. Go be some other guards problem.
I'm clean
>>714242133
Please im white and my dads a cop, here take my gold card.
>>714229462
Of course not officer. Just a newfag coming through. What did you think I was some oldfag that could get dubs?
nah man shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
just a hustla tryin to make some paypuhs
fuhck mane
>>714229462
I thought you said illegal clubs and I was like too soon. Also check my clubs.
>>714242355
>>714242400
I GOT TWO HERE I NEED BACKUP
>>714242400
>>714242986
Back up has arrived
>>714229462
N-no sir, I only have singles
No sir only singles here.
>>714229462
No officer. Just some singles strolling through.
>>714229462
I don't want no trouble mister
>>714242133
>>714242298
get home safe sir.
