Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I want to fucking die
Autists miss Sachii.
post hibiki
>>714186174
AY YO HOALD UP
THEM BE SOME SLICK ASS MOFUCKING FEET
Faggots
elitism
カラミチーマス
>>714186382
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Here
this place is fucking cancer i love you all
hol up
yo anyone else miss having friends lol ? 1 !
Welcome home.
No, I never had friends Yuno
>>714186967
hey whered you get that photo of me?
Sachi was my friend Yuno
I miss Sachi Yuno
>>714187042
>newfags don't even know what the extra at the top right means
>>714187207
Gun
>>714187207
>newfaggs actually agreed to add ponyfagg
lmaoint at ur life
>>714187042
claiming successful businesswoman and astounding fashion connoisseur
>>714187870
now that you're back, soon i would imagine
>>714187042
>>714187871
uhm try again sweetie
>>714187870
fuck you konata you nigger
>>714187993
kys
>>714187993
good someone who actually knows better
/waifu/ went to shit will all these newfaggs
>>714188139
good, waifu is shit
>>714188022
>successful
>>714188277
im with her you fucking mexico
fuck
>>714186382
Oh this made me kek.
>>714186470
That my good sir is an old meme. I raise my glass to you.
>>714188763
well memed sir i make rage comics daily and post them to facebook and all my friends like them im 34 years old
:o
:)
>>714188842
Awesome. The world needs more people like you.
shit boat
>>714189093
That girl is naked
>>714189161
nigger
Claim
>>714189093
well i know what i what for Christmas
>>714189233
Nigger calling the kettle black smfh
>>714189233
what's up moogs (I think)
>>714189161
pathetic.
>>714189404
Well you are a nigger.
https://youtu.be/m9We2XsVZfc
>>714189310
Hello hello, my dude. How's it hanging
>>714189391
Wake the fuck up, homeboi
>>714187871
>not even best pony
>>714189478
Can you akbar me
Tuturu.
>>714189559
>>714189559
everyone knows that Welsh ponies am best
>>714189297
well i mean I'm white but i love the ass like a nigger
>>714189308
nothing much what about you
>>714189648
>shoots
>>714189679
DOOT DIDDLY DONGER CUCKARINO
>>714189621
>boom
>>714189648
MAYUSHII DESU
TUTURUUUU
>>714189679
How's it going, dude
>>714189695
Just hanging around playing a shit card game, long day at college.
I got all my assignments finished for this week, I've never felt this way before, I'm free for most of the week.
>>714189892
9/11 was a disgusting act and now you're joking about it thats disgusting too soon
MY DAD WAS AN ARMY
>>714189860
stupid flanders
>>714189892
you remember me?
>>714190075
I'm a plane
>>714190075
Dude it has been over ten years. Don't you know the rules?
>>714190129
You're the guy that posts lewds of people's waifus, right? Course I remember you. What's up?
>>714190140
>>714190185
I died in afghanistan for you ingrates
My mother served in the SS
>>714190185
It has been over 15 years. Kids born in 2001 are going through puberty and having sex before you.
>>714190276
NOice.
>>714190290
We are all virgins here.
>>714190276
same
>>714189892
I miss you Karen-chan
>>714189892
what card game?
we should try to play or watch something sometime this week
>>714190208
yes, and ceiling. you?
>>714190587
Wouldn't you know it, there's a ceiling over here too.
>>714190579
We gotta like, pick something to watch first, though
>>714190566
But I'm right here, desu.
>>714189391
Hi
>>714190746
I would say k-on but I just finished season 1 again like 2 days ago
>>714190579
Hearthstone
>>714190830
ResidentSleeper
>>714190746
We have a lot in common.
>>714190770
whats with the mouth?
>>714190829
That's honestly what I was thinking
I'm watching some feelsy anime called plastic memories, I've only seen a single episode, we could hop on that.
I don't really wanna do kinmoza season 2, I'm making a big folder out of it later.
>>714190869
TriHard
>>714191007
I'm down to fuck.
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>714191045
I'm down. Wednesday is ideal because I get out of school at 11:45 that day.
>>714190746
But you were gone for so long bby. Sachi left me and you were gone too. I only had like 4 bbys left
>>714191206
Hey man
Could you hook me up with some of that 267 of yours?
I'll pay any price.
>>714190770
Hi
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>714191458
Any price?
>>714190208
yo i'm a basic bitch and kyouya is my niggie 4 life
>>714191533
Maybe not literally any price
But I really need it
>>714191359
Wednesday is pretty good for me too, ask around if anyone wants to join us.
>>714191361
Yeah, just annoyingly long days, finals are coming up, gotta put in work, anything new with you?
>>714191549
Slow internet made the shock from that very minimal.
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>714191659
just give him the 267 syndra
>>714191480
How did class go
>>714191854 (cute)
that's the shit
thanks fam
>>714186135
![Syndra [75].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ch1jOfT.jpg "Syndra [75].jpg")
>>714191967
Now pay
>>714191171
how tho?
>>714191983
Go read a book or something.
>>714192019
Not sure, we should probably figure it out.
>>714191762
Alright
>>714192006
well what do you want?
![Syndra [254].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C1wN493.jpg "Syndra [254].jpg")
>>714192204
I can't remember any. How about 35?
>>714192393
Are you the Rei I met a bit ago?
>>714192091
>reads books
>>714192482
>can't read
>>714192316
>not choosing 69
>>714192578
has more than one lich reaction
>>714192476
Yes. I was wondering where you were.
>>714191762
Just starting class. I'm not having a very good day though so I probably won't pay attention much
Public bathrooms suck
post more best girls ( male)
>>714192783
I've been busy, desu. Nice to see you again, how's it going?
>>714192811
What happened?
>>714192829
>take a massive ogre shit in public bathroom
>don't flush
Eh heh heh heh heh.
Master troll.
![Syndra [94].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k5FUpZ2.jpg "Syndra [94].jpg")
>>714192714
That feels like a too high of a price.
>>714192829
is that a glory hole reference ?
>>714192897
It's surviable.
Why do you people talk so much?
>>714191955
Slow, have you done anything yet?
>>714192758
>forgets how to greentext
>saying that on a waifu thread
>>714192128
That sounds hard.
>>714193102
If you could define "you people" then I should be able to give you some kind of answer.
>>714193174
Don't worry, my father taught me how, it's all in the wrist.
>>714192897
My brain is being a shit today and making me feel ill
>>714193266
The people here. I can't help but think this is just an endless smalltalk thread.
>>714192996
Lol so funny xD
It's so dumb
>>714193050
What
>>714193491
nigger
>>714192833
i'm kyouya anon again and my waifu is misa bc she's stupid and easy to manipulate and also can murder p much anyone at will and i'm a bitter cunt so that's a+ in my book
>>714193139
My medication if ready I just need to go get it
Haven't done much yet
>>714193911
how fucked up are you ?
>>714193476
Well, the smalltalk is just like in real life, no? Oftentimes it leads to making friends if the tastes or opinions click well. The smalltalk is just probing. Sometimes a bigger discussion might come out of it, sometimes not. I guess it's all down to luck and to who's reading what.
>>714193364
Booooo, you should do your best to focus though. Studies>everything. You can talk to us later.
Maybe take a pill or something?
>>714193868
Barry what are you doing
>>714194297
Oh boy, just do the drill or whatever and check back here when you're done.
>>714194060
wait fuck who's barry
i'm a newfag i can't handle this kind of pressure
i'm just a self-hating woman who drinks peach vess and collects 80s toys
>>714194435
What's peach vess?
>>714194402
I'm already outside, and I have no idea if it's a drill. Usually they send an email if it's a drill
>>714194603
What are you doing? Run back into the fire, this was your chance.
>>714194506
it's a peach-flavored sida by the brand vess! it's widely available at us gas stations and the like. i really love it and it's great fuel for binge-watching absurd retro hentai
>>714194809
Teachers are required to being students out, it would be to much a hassle
>>714194060
I don't know. I don't usually talk to people that much.
>>714194855
I like peach, which hentais do you watch? Why do you watch hentai and not anime?
>>714194883
So you just standing around right now? Booooo
Just topple and fake a heart attack for fun
>>714194855
I prefer orange flavored Topo Sabores, it's a p gud soda and it's cheap as hell.
>>714195107
>>714195107
>>714195107
>>714195117
nope I'm retarded
>>714195117
potato
>>714194969
Well I think I do, desu. That's usually the point of smalltalk, just getting to know other people without too much of an awakward commitment. That and pure entertainment.
>>714195007
It's over now, so just waiting for class to start again so I can half pay attention
>>714195007
i like to watch the shitty ones for free on hentaihaven. there are good ones on that site, but i can never binge watch good anime lol. i do watch regular anime but i only binge watch cringey ones. my favorite hentai rn is probably euphoria bc i love guro and i just troll around on free sites so i have limited knowledge
>>714195477
Euphoria is really good, I like your taste. But why don't you watch what you consider good anime? Why only the cringey or bad ones?
Do you have a name I can call you?
>>714195447
What class is it?
Nina is best girl.
>>714195834
Literally who
>>714195477
Remember, it's all about KNAWLEDGE!
>>714195352
I don't get it. I'm not cut out for that.
What can be entertaining about smalltalk?
>>714195935
Hm hm. You use to pass the time, it's an activity, but at the same time there's always potential for it to turn into something greater. Some people just like knowing about others, a good amount of the time it's humorous, too.
>>714195913
Nina doesn't talk to Jews.
>>714195655
It's a semi conductors course. And I can feel a cold sore coming in, because why the fuck not. Stress is fun
>>714196160
>Some people just like knowing about others
Dancing the line between nosy and well meaning.
>>714196818
I never cross it. Ever.
Other people might doubt, but I don't.
Regardless, when it comes to smalltalk, people like knowing about others usually because it's interesting to them.
>>714196263
Aw, hopefully it doesn't set in. Just do your best on the course and then go home and get some rest.
>>714196401
Cancer.jpg
>>714196966
It probably will. There's supposedly some medication I can get from a pharmacist to prevent it from getting huge and infectious.
Rest is something I can't do. Naps fuck me up and relaxing is difficult
>>714196966
What smalltalk do you usually do?
>>714197203
It's not a planned thing or a conscious decision, it's just what I come here for. Usually whatever is on my mind or the person's mind. If I just want to make a friend or get to know a closed off person, I ask questions to maybe bring up a topic they enjoy talking about.
For example, what characteristics of Rei do you like the most? You said before that you're similar because you're autistic, but surely there's something else to it, right?
>>714197152
Meh, let's hope not anyway. You should grab that medication at some point.
Just stay awake then, grab some rest when it's night time and sleep lots.
>>714197399
The difficulty is getting to the pharmacy. I don't really want to bother anyone to being me there
And sleep is not very refreshing sadly. I need to find something that makes me sleep well
Back, brought back best pokemon team
>>714197668
There's only two good Pokémon in that lineup
>>714196401
would fug/10
Radio/Video is fun to play
>>714197824
Wrong.
Which ones though?
Prove that you are not a newfag.
Who is the most hated anon?
>>714197399
I mostly enjoy that about her. But I would be able to interact with her consequence free. Without any of my usual insecurities.
Worst threads on /b/. Y'all are part of the faggy cancer on this board.
>>714193911
You still doing fine?
>>714197947
you're a mom
>>714197988
fuck off back to legag child
>>714197947
Chen
>>714197947
This gu
>>714197896
Fluffy and Aggron, Totodile is decent too though.
>>714197947
Me
>>714197988
OK
>>714197989
Super cute gif
>>714198020
Fuck off back to your cartoon wife you lonely virgin
>>714198122
>I don't know where I am
go read the faq fuckboi
and go back to your social media bullshit
>>714198122
its called 4chan , you are the one that has to go back
Pretty sure I saw a wild Karen somewhere around here.
>>714198179
>>714198231
How does it feel to probably be older than me and still have never even felt a vagina? Kek you have a cartoon wife Bc you're ugly and fat as duck
Heading to bed, night.
>>714197519
I think you should go anyway, a few moments of discomfort for others for your serenity is worth it, I think. You should really go.
Grab some pills for that, too. You're going to do badly on your studies if you're in this bad of a shape.
>>714197878
hey man look at me rockin out
>>714197973
Well there you go, if I had time I'd ask you what you'd do with her, this gives me an idea of what you'd like to do with other "normal" people. Then I'd ask you why you're unable to do that and in that way I'd learn a bit more about people sharing your illness. Smalltalk that's interesting to both sides can often lead to a good bit of knowledge or potential friendship.
>>714198237
Anyone even bothering to give you attention is a newfag, myself included.
>>714198237
>>714198376
Sweet dreams.
>>714198376
I'll try on both of those things. Sorry to bother you
Sleep well Karen-chan
>>714198074
Super cute gun
>>714198353
10/10 you sure told us son
but is not as posting on a thread you dislike and being so new its actually silly
>>714198074
I like flaafy more than ampharos, same goes for totodile
I was contemplating if I should have normal charizard or hid mega
Also luxray is best electric Pokemon
>>714198376
Sleep well
>>714195655
a name? call me lenin. i'm not lenin, but i am russian, so close enough, yes?
i do watch good anime, but i don't binge watch anything i enjoy, really. i never normally binge watch so when i do it's because i'm in a weird mood, so i usually watch something that disgusts me.
some good anime i like are death note, welcome to the nhk, lucky star, geaven's lost property, ouran highschool host club, and because my foreigner is showing, hetalia. i don't really like hetalia the show thaaaat much, but the concept makes me giddy so i love it anyway.
>>714198353
so insecure you post on /waifu/ about your great life
>>714198479
>being so outrageously autistic that you think how long someone has been on a website holds any form of value
Whew, I bet you're fun at parties
>>714198376
I wouldn't call it an illness. Just a condition.
I'll see you about.
>>714197989
Well I skipped my class today I think I just need some time alone
>>714198376
im on the radio
>>714198570
>Implying he goes to party's
>>714198730
I don't think that was such a good idea, but ok. Have you gotten your meds yet?
>>714198943
True, he's clearly a sad man child who even sees a problem with social media. Possibly because he's too ugly for that Kek
>>714198455
https://reiclone.bandcamp.com/album/rei-clone
I'm going now too.
>>714198570
>posts on a thread he dislikes
>tries to argue using his high horse
>not autistic
10/10
and you'll be here tomorrow doing the same thing while we continue with our fun
When will normies learn
>>714199259
Punk has never attracted me too much but I won't let a tag keep me away. I'll check that in a while, looks like an interesting project.
Laters.
>>714199002
They're ready I just have to go down the street I'm going sometime today
I just didn't want to deal with people today it's best I just stay in bed
>>714192783
you are worse than a doll you are a pet. comparable to a goldfish
>>714199045
what is Kek?
>>714199769
lol in an autistic way
lenin
i think the troll person is a white man from the midwestern region of the united states. am i correct? (i've met men in this area and they're nearly all scum)
i tried to sign my post lol i'm lenin
>>714199769
Kek is love, kek is life
>>714201763
How is your day?
>>714202178
I just woke up, its raining and I have to leave for work in about 15 minutes.
Could be worse.
>>714202470
I'd love rain to come to my town. It's so relaxing. Work sucks though.
>>714203213
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>714203905
YUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>714203992
WHAT IS UP MY NIGGA??
>>714204090
Just got home from school, watching some youtube.
>Yuuki
>>714204179
Lucky phaggot, I have work in 1 hour and 28 minutes.. Just watching anime for now
>YouKnow
