Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714136539
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Hanako claimed
>>714154876
I bathe twice every day.
I'm an adult
>Hamakaze legally claimed
>>714155318
So you were underage?
KEK
Telegram filled with underrage fags.
>>714155287
Why twice?
>>714155318
Nice chest accessories
still here
>>714155376
I think I was the only one
>>714155421
Thanks, its an adult thing :^)
>>714155466
Hello there
Cirno claimu
>>714155421
I like feeling clean.
>>714155542
If you were an adult youd show them
>>714155542
I guess more of a teen thing tho
>>714155593
You can achieve this with one a day
>>714155421
in the morning to be clean for the rest of the day, and night to be clean in your dreams
>>714155466
i mean who wouldn't want to take the other end of the pocky stick when their perfect woman is on the other end
>>714155669
It depends on what you do during that day.
>>714155733
At night shower usually depends on
>>714155770
>>714155669
Not anymore, im an adult
>>714155589
Cirno...
you say?
>>714155770
You masturbate a lot, don't you?
>>714155942
Gonna need proof of your adulthood.
>show boobs
Before you say ANYTHING, Rory, this was not my fault AT ALL!
>>714156000
Fuck, you did that on purpose, didn't you?
Them fucking trips....
You mocking me?
Well fine, I guess I have no choice.
>>714156336
Claiming Sonokawa Momoka-sama ^^
>>714155542
hello
>>714155733
isnt she an emotionless killer?
>>714156070
A decent amount.
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>>714156336
>>714156368
Now this i can fap too
>>714156510
>>714156458
>>714156434
>>714156405
>>714156000
>>714155942
Sure are a lot of cutes in here tonight
QOTT
You are a cute 10-year-old loli for one week
What do you do?
>>714155900
i guess
>>714156134
but it was your fault
>>714156425
my waifu my form of perfection
>>714156641
>>714155167
Thats a strange looking Hanako
>>714156425
How are you?
>>714156641
>I'm only here to see if you niggers want to get me presents :^)
>>714156641
Haven't been called that in a while.
>>714156772
.......I try and figure out how to make it permanent.
>>714156785
There was NO POSSIBLE WAY I could have stopped this!
>>714156832
Don't you say a damn thing!
>>714156772
If I was a loli I'd go out and get raped like in the dirty mangos
>>714156336
Shh, it's okay
>>>714156641
Indeed there are!
>>714156936
holy shit, how much money have you lost on your car?
>>714156856
>sweater
>>714156772
getting fucked or pegging another loli is the only answer
>>714156772
Find a sugar daddy stash the money change back
>>714156832
Im not a ham acorn
>>714156856
I will if you return the favor
>>714156904
>cute
>cute
>cute
>>714157207
>sweater boobs
>>714157246
When I have sheckles sure
>>714157347
I dont even know your name tbh
~tali
>>714157336
Got a kik?
>>714157169
>>714157207
oh fuck lol I thought you 2 were the same person...
Then I saw the umbrella above.
I couldn't remember her name...
Found it though:
>>714157169
Yuuka Kazami
>>714157432
It's because nobody ever talks to me
>>714157504
Well im talking to you now...
>>714157246
Thanks.
How are you doing?
>>714156772
hide and hope it ends sooner
>>714156785
she seems a little scary
>>714156856
im fine just bored. you?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>714157169
here, you can have this.
I happen to have it, b/c I fucking love plant tendrils hentai
well ima go now see ya faggolios some other time
>>714157470
oh, lol
>
>>714157336
indeed
>>714157605
she may not show it, but she cares about her friends
>>714157601
woah
>>714157470
It happens.
I thought they were posting Yuuka at first as well.
>>714157467
Sure, tell me yours and ill add you
>>714157504
I'll talk to you cutie~
>>714157605
I'm doing alright, just getting my life adjusted for adulthood
>I've been at it for 48 minutes
>>714157767
The breast
>>714157755
That'smyfetish.jpeg
Also, nice get.
How deep do your fetishes go?
I'm curious to know.
>>714157767
>>714157804
Ok, just don't forget your complimentary tendril porn.
>this
and:
>>714157755
>>714157601
Doing great just thw end of a good day and excited for Wednesday tbh.
>>714157761
Sp whats your waifu's name?
>>714157794
How are you incest-chan
>>714157940
Mnm5671 i believe
goodnight
>>714157940
maybe another time
>>714158001
Eli
>>714158048
Thats right, weve talked before
-tali
>>714157940
well whatever keeps you busy i guess
>>714157207
I dunno. More than I'd like to admit. Although this is a good excuse to ditch my emissions equipment, and go for a straight pipe on it.
>>714157967
Eh, I got a few... like maybe 15 or so. not gonna list them all, tho, but unbirthing and softcore vore is one of them.
but fuck, tentacles (esp plant tendrils) are pretty hot
btw, you wanna come to my Discord?
Add me, and I'll invite you:
@gsfordham#8222
We got a few other Touhou claimers, too.
>>714157794
qt
>>714158001
What's on Wednesday?
>>714158048
Sweet dreams beautiful ~
>>714158150
Yep
I think im getting off too, see you all sometime
>>714158288
A date to a hockey game with this 8/10 girl me and my wife have been talking to these past few days. Possibly a threesome afterwards
Late as fuck replies because I have trouble typing (and reading things) the longer I stay awake.
>>714155287
>Bathe twice.
You're wasting water that way, take showers instead.
>>714154876
Caught me off guard for a moment there, seeing as to how you forgot to put the second reply on the first line.
>>714154162
>bullys are kool.
Not gonna lie, it depends on who you're bullying imo.
>i knew you joined like sometime in summer just didn't know when; ok so i was right you aren't new fag.
Oddly enough I can remember specific dates like the back of my hand. July 10th.
>unique is normal.
That's easy enough for you to say.
>>714156772
Do everything I couldn't do as a male at least once. That's pretty much it.
And without further adieu before I fuck up anything else, goodnight!
>>714158001
Bretty good, just listening to music and about to make tacos. Keeping busy?
>>714158288
It really does feel slightly nostalgic seeing you in thread again, even if I do talk to you through other means
>>714158433
Good luck.
>>714158564
By bathing I was referring to taking showers.
Sleep well.
>>714158189
Okay! Give me a minute and i'll make an account.
I've never used Discord before, so..
>>714158731
Ok, sure.
I'll wait.
>>714158890
fuuuuccccckkkk so close....
>>714158695
Busy enough.
>>714158720
Thx
>>714158564
Showering is also bathing
>>714158695
I'm considering posting more regularly again, but that depends on other things.
>>714158971
Post lewds
>>714158970
Working I'm assuming, getting those dollars
>>714158971
It's your call, but it would be pretty neat to see you back here, even if I don't check these much anymore.
After all it is the anniversary coming up soon enough
I'm back, what'd i miss? need to go to bed soon, but i want to stay here. such is life.
>>714159441
I second this.
>>714158970
No problem.
>>714159441
No.
>>714160058
That's true, but it's still like 3 months away.
>>714160285
go to bed you need some rest
>>714155466
Hi Tomoko
Yuno claim
Is my precious akame around?
>>714160527
Sleep is for the weak. Though considering i have to get up for work in 6 hours, that may be a good idea. But screw it i've got a another 30 minutes in me.
Please accept my love!
From: Gumi
To: Kiririn
>>714161013
Crazy cutie.
>>714160954
Hey, Akarin~! Do you wanna join our Discord?
Add me
@gsfordham#8222
and send me a message. I'll invite you in
>>714161183
I like this Hanako anon better already
>>714160954
hello friend
>>714161071
nice how many parsecs did it take her to do the kessel run again? well if you say so just know tomorrow will suck
>>714160374
Yeah, I guess so, but I feel like December is going to fly by, time's going faster every year and it scares me.
>>714161110
:thinking:
Why should I do that?
>
>>714161678
Oh, you're right, why would you :shrug:
I'm going to try and sleep, have a good night.
>>714161678
That's just how time works.
>>714161275
Oh my.
>>714161338
Yes i am aware, i have done this many times and i have yet to learn my lesson.
>>714162018
So wuz gud my nigga?
>>714161247
Hi! Thank you, buy I actually don't know what that is.. lol I asked someone before and they told me not to worry about it. W-what is it?
>>714161338
How are you?
>>714161995
>Why would you
There are much better people than me, but I never declined your offer
>>714162017
ResidentSleeper
Good luck.
>>714161678
>>714161995
Just fugg already. Jesus.
>>714157641
Syndra is a good waifu. Good shit my nigga
>>714162343
>>714162122
Just hanging around here and listening to smash mouth. And you?
>>714162262
Discord is a chat app.
just look up DiscordApp, and you can get the thing. then add people and join chat channels
>>714162018
well maybe have someone teach you it
>>714162262
fine just setting around playing world of warcraft. you?
>>714162717
Why do you think inviting new fags into your discord immediately is a good idea
I know it's for someone new as you to understand but let them get used to the community first and get rid of newfag syndrome
Yuno is worst waifu ITT.
>>714163081
>new as you
I've been here for like a year and a half... just in these threads.
I'm not new, lolz
>>714161013
Akame hasn't been posting recently
Atleast not as akame
>>714162543
Eh same, finna go to bed tho, have work tomorrow..
>>714163287
>>>>>>>Atleast not as akame
HERESY
E
R
E
S
Y
>>714162938
But that would require effort~.
>>714163126
Your opinion is wrong.
>>714163419
>>714163126
Fuck forgot picture,
>>714163194
>Year and a half
Are you fucking joking me
Go back to your safe space and start masturbating to giantess
>>714163398
It's not heresy it's that he wants to start over as a new persona
>>714163629
I know him as Akame
>>714163419
thats ok someone would be willing to put it in
>>714163540
>>Year and a half
>>714163194
>just in these threads.
I've been on 4chan since 2k11...
and EncyclopediaDramatica even before that
>>714156772
Kill myself
>>714163689
I know, I was just informing you, you won't see an akame poster soon
The anon you mean was posting a few hours ago but he went to bed now
>>714163689
hug me yuno
>>714163748
>Tfw ive been on 4chan since 2003
>>714163748
You're behaving like a real newfag
Guess some people are just retarded
>>714164039
Got your a faggot. I got here around that time too. But I'm
Not gay
GAY IS NOT OK
>>714163748
Lol I think he's talking about me. Now I am new to waifu but I've been on 4Chan off and on since 08, so he can squarely fuck off as far as I'm concerned. I downloaded the app but am too tired to proceed. I'll set it up and add you tomorrow. Thanks again!
>>714164172
You're super gay tho
>>714163298
You and me both.
>>714163715
Oh i'm sure there are.
CLaim
>>714156772
Take lewd pictures of myself for future uses.
>>714164279
Yuno is so shit tho
>be me
>reading replies to QOTT
i don't even
>>714164471
In what way?
She's literally perfect
>>714164172
>>714164279
probably even in this thread if you looked hard enough
>>714164535
its your own fault really
>>714164544
she's retarded and thinks killing people is cute
OK stop what you are doing guys. I need help I'm like number 1,477,346 on the waiting list for gab.ai
Can one of you virgins help me out? Pretty please???
>>714164535
Oh c'mon, you knew exactly what you were getting into.
>>714164653
It is
カラミチーマス
>>714164180
ok, When you send me a message, I'll add you to my server
>>714163969
Am disgusted and disappointed in the anon
>>714164279
Hm best of luck to both of us..
Ight time to hit the hay, cya
>>714164653
>Retarded
Not really, you probably just want to insult her but she's anything but a retard
As far as killing is concerned, she doesn't do it because she thinks it's cute she wants to protect the one she loves. If she suspects someone is trying to steal him from her, they're dead
>>714164833
Disgusted?
I thought you of all people would understand
Goodnight
>>714164741
is not!
>>714164864
then why did she MURDER her parents?
>>714164928
/thread
>>714164471
>>714164653
They deserved to die.
>>714164605
Oh i doubt i would have to look that hard.
>>714164666
Come on guys I rolled trips. Help a nigger out.
>>714164833
yes, we will need it. G'nite.
>>714164967
>then why did she MURDER her parents?
>I didn't watch the anime/read manga
>>714164928
I'm still Yuno ya cheeki cunt
>>714164967
She didn't do that on purpose.
They were abusing her and she took revenge by locking them up
She forgot to give them food and they died of starvation
>>714165134
You post Chelsea as well though
Now I'm not judging, do whatever
But you're hardly in the position to be disgusted
>>714164967
It's not murder if it's justified.
>>714164967
It is. I want a girl to be in love with me so much she kills anyone that likes me. It shows she really cares
>>714165023
would you like that?
>>714165285
Chill my nig, Im just memeing with the heresy meme
G'night for real now
>>714164340
. . .
>>714165396
I know but it's hard to read "I'm disgusted in the anon" as a joke
Sweet dreams
Someone say somethimg funny
>inb4 Rory
>>714165616
Mercury
>>714165616
My life. That's the funniest thing i know
>>714165558
hello.
>>714165616
Rape is funny
>>714165855
Hi
>>714165659
>>714165701
Who even are you
>>714165896
-hugs-
>>714165382
Why don't you see for yourself?
>>714165616
Your bike. :^)
>>714165922
I'm the one that said my life
>>714165981
*Hugs back*
>>714165922
Why did The pregnant girl cross the street?
>>714166055
-want to erp?-
>>714165998
oh i see
>>714166221
I have to go soon
>>714166221
always
>>714166221
Who are you??
>>714165616
i have a joke.
A farmer goes out and buys a young cock. when he gets it home it immediately fucks all 150 of the farmer's hens. He was impressed. Lunchtime comes around and it again fucks all of the farmer's hens. The next day it's fucking the ducks and geese too. Sadly, later that day the farmer sees the cock laying on the ground half dead with vultures circling above. The farmer says to it " Ha, serves you right you horny bastard" Then, the cock opens one eye, points up and says " Shh, they're about to land!
>>714166409
-_-
>>714166401
-how soon?-
>>714166409
-:o-
>>714166457
Nobody.
>>714166551
I don't know
>>714166499
Go to bed.
>>714166704
-lets erp then-
>>714166772
-stop pretending to be me-
->>714166704
-lets erp then-
>>714166010
Wew
>>714166499
Kek
>>714166056
Because shit got real?
>>714166860
To get an ABORTION. Get it? Abortion? Abortions are pretty funny :)
>>714166237
>>714166747
But i don't wanna~
>>714167058
what happens if i lose then?
>>714166838
I have till about 10:30, so 50 minutes
>>714167144
-pulls out my thick cock and forces you to your knees-
-suck-
>>714167144
>>714167222
Whoa lewd this thread is getting interesting.
>>714167222
*No*
>>714167300
Aww never mind.
My waifu.
>>714167339
Sorry
>>714167300
-presses his twitching hard dick against your soft lips-
-suuuuck-
>>714167519
*Sucks*
>>714167495
Why won't you go balls deep on that meat?
>>714167613
Because i don't want to
>>714167137
>>714167613
>>714167586
AbsolutelyDisgusting.png
>>714167757
-i pull down my pants
-it's me, goku
-i slap your face with my power pole-
-SUCC-
>>714167916
>date]
???
>>714167871
oh. well i guess its worth it if i win. we must play chess sometime later
>>714167757
Silly girl.
>>714167898
Jealous?
>>714167916
Hm?
>>714168059
who is that worthless green-eyed semen demon CUNT?
Mine is better than all of yours
>>714167898
I know. I shoud just kms
>>714167916
How?
>>714167962
*No*
>>714168145
You're sily
>>714168145
No.
>>714168261
>>714168261
-that's it-
-power pole extend-
-my power pole is forced into your mouth with the foce of a thousand suns-
-it's berryed so deep, whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
>>714168059
Of course. Be warned, i wont go easy on you.
>>714168360
?
>>714168474
*Moves to the side so you miss*
>>714168502
im fine with that i play it on the side every now and again
>>714168529
-someone's at the door-
-can you answer it?-
>>714168583
*Answers door**
