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Why does the thought of my GF cheating on me make my dick hard?
>pic related

She works a hostess at restaurant. She called me when she got off of work to tell me that she had a slow night and that she would be home soon, but that was over two hours ago. She usually gets a ride home from a waiter named David who lives near us. She calls David her "smoking buddy" because they both smoke marijuana. I don't. She usually walks in our house very high whenever he gives her a ride home

She's been acting increasingly emotionally distant lately. She hasn't been in the mood to have sex with me at all for over two weeks. Not even a hand job. And she recently changed the password on her phone. Rushes straight to the bathroom to take a shower when she comes home late. All the signs of cheating.

I've been sitting here on my couch pondering why she hasn't replied to the text message I sent her 30 minutes ago. I'm pretty sure I won't like the answer. I would prefer a lie to silence. In that regard, I've been picturing her sucking his dick while he's driving her home. I pictured the two of them pulled over on some random street a few blocks away from my house so she could sit on his lap and ride him until he cums inside of her.

Then it hit me. Just now. My dick is hard as a fucking rock. I'm sitting here fantasizing about my girlfriend fucking another boy and it has made my dick rock hard. I'm aroused by the thought of it.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>714155115
She's cheating on you and you're a beta pussy grow some balls and quit being a bitch
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>>714155260
Thread/
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>>714155115
>>714155260
Or embrace the cuck
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>>714155260
>quit being a bitch

That's a little harsh, don't ya think? A slut is a slut and no man can stop a slut from being a slut, no matter how alpha he is.
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>>714155624
Um then he needs to ditch the bitch and find someone who will be obedient.

But doesnt' matter, OP is cuck.
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>>714155624
If OP wasn't such a cucky bitch she probably wouldn't have become a slut.
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>>714155115
since most of that is nonsense and not worth reading.
It's surrogating. You need to stop going to places like this and clean your mind for a couple months.
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>>714155624
ah see that's where you are wrong. you must beat her into submission (not physically, emotionally) until she is 100% dependent on you and she knows that you are 0% dependent on her
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>>714155798
probably. slutty behavior is rare among women and only extraordinarily beta behavior induces it.

Most girls are good and pure though.
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>>714155115
A woman with a powerful sexuality is hot as fuck. Me and my girlfriend of 5 years have an open relationship, and when she gets laid I get so fired up to fuck her. I have her tell me what a slut she is and I pound her so fucking good, it's the best.
Conversely, (and strangely) she doesn't want to know anything about me getting laid. But we have a great thing going, so it's all good
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>>714155624
When I said don't be a bitch I meant drop her ass.
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>>714155904
the DENNIS system.
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>>714155997
>Me and my girlfriend of 5 years have an open relationship

No. She sleeps with whoever she wants and you sleep with whatever you can get.
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>>714155866
this is truth.

this website is literally conditioning (and controlling) you

personally I'd never fucking let some chode smoke with my girlfriend alone

>implying I have a girlfriend
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>>714155115
Dump more pics kunt
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>>714155115
Not OP's girlfriend.

/Thread
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>>714156019
Have you seen the girl in the webm?

A girl that hot isn't easily dropped. Op is in a pickle, that's for sure.
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>>714156135
Truth, my gf knows if she wants to smoke alone she's gonna be sleeping alone and if she cheats on me I'm kicking her ass to the curb real quick. Lol 28 I ain't got time for games
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>>714155866
>>714156135
>>714156298

samefagging does nothing to improve the validity of your opinion.
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>>714156239
Doesn't matter how hot she is she wants to cheat sheet gets dropped
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>>714155115
>"This week on tales of the completely made up!"
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>>714156377
>Doesn't matter how hot she is

That's flagrantly false. It does matter.
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>>714156507
So your telling me you are willing to stick with a chick who's hot af even tho she cheating on you? You're stupid as shit then
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>>714156376
this is how you out yourself as a newfag.
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>>714155115
hahaha jesus
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>>714156606
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Why not just cheat too?
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>>714156661
you can easily change that code using a simple firefox add on called firebug in less than 20 seconds. Your screenshot isn't evidence of innocence.
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>>714156776
Bc I was raised to respect a woman and cheating on someone is the most disrespectful shit you can do
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>>714156376
How's this faggot
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>>714156890
>lurking this den of misogyny isn't disrespectful to women
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cum in her hand while she sleeps then tickle her nose with a feather
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>>714156850
Look at the posts newfag. Different formatting, punctuation, language and perspective. There is literally no evidence of samefagging. You're just mad because someone ignored your post.
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>>714155115
Cut her loose.

I was in an open relationship years ago before the whole cuck thing became a big deal. Which seems to be the path your headed which is sad. I liked the idea my GF was fucking other dudes, it was admittedly hot, yes. But, we both knew it was an open relationship so I never felt like a little bitch. A little weird cause I was thinking about the guys fucking her, but never felt like a little bitch. Had we had a normal relationship I would have never been okay with that. I've never been into the idea of any other GF actually fucking another guy, fuck that.

Going out and having someone hit on your girl, you'll feel rage. You need to see what that's like and it may detour your cuck fantasies. Spending to much time on here can mess you up. Look into the abyss and all that.
If you wanna feed the cuck desire, get a girl that you can have an open relationship with. Even if you don't actively go out and fuck lots of other girls, it just makes the situation a lot easier and won't turn you into a little bitch.
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>>714157123
>you can easily change that code using a simple firefox add on called firebug
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Sometimes people get paranoid, but like you said, these are all the signs of cheating. That many coincidences leaves little doubt.

People have different reactions to cheating. Some immediately bail, others will put up with anything to preserve a relationship, to still be the one she comes up to sleep with.

Being turned on by cheating in this situation is something of a coping adaptation. You're denied affection, and have no other realistic sex fantasies with your girlfriend right now, so fetishize the new reality.

There's nothing really wrong with this (obviously you're going to get some anti-cuck trolls on /b/, but consenting adults can choose their lifestyle). If you think you can really live with her having an affair, the thing to do is address it point blank, because if you don't, odds are she's going to assume it's not ok, and end things at the next convenient opportunity.

If you're too uncomfortable bringing it up in person, do it with a text or an email. "Hey, texting because this is awkward. I've got the feeling you're having an affair with David. I want you to know I love you regardless. It's actually kind of a twisted turn-on for me anyway. But I need some honestly about it. If I'm wrong, I'd like reassurance and more openness."
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>>714157379
>the posts the posts the posts the posts
>the posts the posts the posts the posts
>the posts the posts the posts the posts
>the posts the posts the posts the posts
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>>714157396
>anti-cuck trolls on /b/

anti-cuck isn't trolling. it's a moral imperative to shame you cuck degenerates for being despicable individuals worthy of public execution.
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>>714157624
This
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>>714157624
>has an H-fur tab open
>calls other people degenerates
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Hey she has a mole right where I have one. Neat.
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>>714155115
nice body
more pics pls
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>>714157905
that is kinda neat.
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>>714157905
Nice dick cleavage faggot
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>>714157396
I think 90% of the cucks on /b/ aren't really cucks but rather good old fashioned trolls just pretending to be cucks solely because it easily instills rage and is guaranteed replies.

Seriously, in order to be a cuck one first must have a girlfriend and this is 4chan. If we had girlfriends we wouldn't be here.
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>>714157856
>H-fur
What's that?
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>>714158043
What are you talking about this is an informative website filled with brilliant discussion and great minds...
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>>714158188
XD
Also
>le dubs
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Onision?
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>>714155115
Is that really a webm of her?
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>>714158043
I'm married and still use /b/. It's mostly for conversations too crass or pertaining to subject matter that's just too shitty to really talk about with people you have any respect for. I agree it's mostly role-playing same thing with the "red-pillers" roleplaying as some dude with a harem that believes in the tenants of the nazi party or some shit and thinks he's the second coming of hitler/jesus. I still think entertaining the notion can be fun even if it's just to pick holes in it.
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>>714158502
yeah. She just walked in about 5 minutes ago. She went straight to the bathroom and jumped right in the shower.
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>>714158531
I'm a nigger and I frequently pretend to be a white supremacist on /pol/. It's good clean fun.
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>>714159289
Implying youre not really a white fag pretending to be a nignog who pretends to be white.
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>>714159170
Confront her and if you don't like the answer kick her to the couch for the night
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>>714155115
who cares if she's cheating. Tell her she needs to move out.

And please don't cry in front of her.
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>>714159416
Why? Is that what you did and now you live in regret?
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>>714159289
sounds like it.
Should post stories about good christian (blond too since they're the "purest blooded" whites) white girls from well off families that went black. Because they couldn't find a conservative man who wasn't a cuck. Honestly I think they'd probably jack off to it though.
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>>714155115
post moar of gf op
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>>714159416
Who cares if she's cheating. Just break up with her, don't tell her you broke up with her and just use her like a prostitute who's fucking you for a place to stay.
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Don't bitch out and actually try to catch her. It will clear your head up for a couple years. You could either ruin your relationship by asking her (which she will deny) or you just wait for her after work, catch her blowing some guy (better if she doesn't find out) - then kick her out, no arguments, nothing. Because you have proof and her word isn't worth shit anyways.

prolonging your break up because you have a gut feeling shes cheating will fuck your head up more when the time comes and you open up her cell phone and there is a pic of a black dude splitting open her pussy she just got done masturbating to while she told you she wasn't in the mood 30 minutes prior.
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>>714158025
Fucking wat
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>>714159170
She had to wash all of his cum out of her vag before you find it.
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>>714159170
definitely cheating.
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>>714160322
Next time as soon as she walks in throw her on the bed and start eating her out if it's salty she cheated
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>>714159170
femanon here.

Whenever I cheat, I have to have a shower before I see my boyfriend or I'm a nervous wreck because i think he can smell it.
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>>714155260
This. Fuck him up
Pussy. I'm pissed off just thinking about it.
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>>714160541

Nope guys can't smell it. And any strange smell is usually a turn on anyway.

How I know: My ex decided to become a prostitute in the last 2 months of our relationship, sometimes she'd bang 6 guys in a day without showering and I wouldn't know. She was a smoker and her apartment reeked of cat piss so that may have made it hard to know but generally no, unless it was really sweaty passionate sex with a huge cumblast all over you that you didn't even wipe off with more than dry paper towel, nobody is going to smell it.
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post more gf op
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>>714160903
I could smell it. If your woman isn't fat and doesn't have a mans' body odor then you can smell it for sure.
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>>714160541
>Whenever I cheat
why the fuck are you in a relationship if you want to fuck multiple dudes/whoever you want? I dont get people like you. either you love a person and wouldnt be a horrible person and hurt them by cheating, or you dont love them in which case why the fuck are you with them when you clearly just want to be fucking other people?
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>>714160541
>>714160903
i can smell the shit
women fucking reek after
someone's cum inside them
the smell gets worse the longer
they don't shower, it's fucking revolting.
just me tho i guess

>off topic
why do you cheat
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>>714160903
It doesn't matter whether or not he CAN smell it, just the thought of there being a slim chance of him smelling it is enough to make me so nervous my hands start shaking.

I don't want to hurt him.
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>>714161231

>I don't want to hurt him

Well you're retarded then aren't you? Why cheat?
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>>714161231
you should see how long you can go without him noticing, see what you could get away with.


>also
tits
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>>714161231
>don't want to hurt him
>everytime I cheat
Lol gtfoh
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>>714155115

Post time-stamped pic of "your girl" in the next 10 minutes or I'm calling bull-fucking-shit on this.
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>>714161197
>why do you cheat

The thrill of sneaking around makes it much easier for me to have an orgasm. I just like feeling naughty and I like being spanked while I'm getting fucked. It's almost to the point where I can't cum with my boyfriend at all anymore. He can only make me cum with his tongue. His penis used to be enough for me when we started dating in high school, but I cheated on him during spring break three years ago with a guy who had a HUGE dick (it hurt, a lot, but I had my first real orgasm) and ever since then I've just felt like my boyfriend's normal penis just isn't enough for me. It isn't that normal penises are too small, it's that I have a rather large vagina, I guess. \

My current lover has a dick that is as long as my forearm from my elbow to my wrist and I can take all of it. It's more than twice the size of my boyfriend's penis.
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>>714162242
Why don't you just dump your boyfriend and get a boyfriend who has a penis more compatible to your biological needs?
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>>714162242

That's hot as fuck. I love seeing girls taking a huge cock and stretching themselves out, especially if their bf/husband has such a small dick.
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Oddly enough, I got turned on when my gf cheated on me too. I made her describe every little detail and got off over it.

She was a chaturbate model and I was her manager anyway. I was used to her showing herself off to other dudes on camera.
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>>714155115
God... DAMN...
Would love to fuck her into oblivion...
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>>714155115
>She calls David her "smoking buddy"

Because she smokes his pole, wake the fuck up Anon. Well at least you get to enjoy having a hard dick as your relationship ends.
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Serial married cheater here (CL always comes through), can confirm the need to shower, I imagine my wife can smell another girl too.

For guys it sucks though cuz we gotta watch out for long hairs, my wife is blond, three partners have long dark hair or reddish hair. And that shit gets all over me.
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>>714162720
>>714162242

I would love it if my girl cheated on me.. like, she thinks I don't know, but I do..
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>>714162720
My boyfriend's dick isn't small. I measured it, but he got mad at me for measuring it from the bottom. He taught me how to measure it properly. It was exactly 5 1/2 inches long.

That's about normal, right?

It's about the same size as 90% of every other penis that I've seen. Finding a guy who has a big dick is hard. There aren't that many. Maybe 5 guys out of a hundred has one.
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>>714162775
chaturbate profile. now.
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>>714163518

It's on the small end of average, but yeah.. point being, I love when girls fuck huge cocks because they can't be satisfied by normal ones, which they think of as too small to get off with.
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Now let me condense this here into something quick im drunk as fuck anyway but what I say makes sense probably. It does in my head.

People telling you to fold, dont bet, give up this hand. I say go all fucking in. Raise the bitch. Dont make a fuss (yeah she cheatin) dont bring it up dont be a sissy boy. Dont for the love of god ever cry in front of a woman. Anyways. let that bitch come home, take her roughly, go down on her, then say "damn you smell tnite girl dont you wash?". Have flowers for her tomorrow, and start working out, this wont work if you were her chubby first crush, she will leave you. The plan here is to become 007. You need to make you awesome, so she the one being jealous not you. Buy the bitch some flowers, tell her you love her, then dont come home till tomorrow night. Even if you just crashing with a bro, she need to think you on the town. Come home fuck her nasty ass, tell her she stink and she been gaining weight. Go out again the next day, stay out for 2 days. Come home and kick her ass out. Tell her you know she fucked brian in your bed, your friend came over but didnt knock bec. he heard you having fucks then realized you werent even home. Fucking tell the bitch she's loose anyway and she smells like a yeast infection. Kick her ass out then fuck her younger sister.


Some details may not apply, use your judgement, for example, if she doesnt have a younger sister fuck her cousin or her friend.
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>>714160903

How was your blow up doll able to become a prostitute? That's some next level shit, faggot.
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>>714162242

Tits or GTFO! This isn't Reddit or Tumblr. You know where the fuck you are and you know the rules even if all these newfaggots don't. Females don't exist on the internet.
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>>714155115
Convert
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>>714163365

Yeah, it would be really cool for you if one ever actually wanted to touch you. You can dream though.
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check her underwear Anon, while she is in the shower.
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>>714163693
I can't cum from vaginal sex with my boyfriend anymore. I can barely feel him. It makes me so sad I don't even want to fuck him anymore, but I do because i don't want him to get suspicious.
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>>714156028
Great episode
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>>714164114

Haha, is it bad that that turns me on? I love the thought of you pity-fucking him but dreaming about having your lover's dick instead. Damn, that's making me hard.
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>>714164114
You should call him a cuck and fuck your lover infront of him
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>>714163968
that only applies to camwhores. She wasn't camwhoring, she was just providing an anecdote and her gender was a critical competent of it, which makes her revealing her gender in this context appropriate.
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>>714155115
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>>714163697

Drunk Anon has a point, this shit is the real deal. Anyone over 30 fully understand this play.
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>>714155115
People online have been calling each other pussies non stop.

We've emasculated each other. It's happening even here >>714155260

You only have yourselves to blame for this cuck culture.
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>>714164114

Tits or GTFO!
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>>714164114
Just fake it, that's what I do, my side girls fuck so much better and I'm often thinking of them, but go through the motions.

Sex is good, great sex is amazing but if you still like him as a bf keep him,
Sidegirls and side boys are rarely good bf or gf material
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>>714155793
Calling people cucks pushes them to be cucks. You started this.
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>>714164247

Rule 31 TITS OR GTFO!!! Fucking newfags are fucked!
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>>714155115
I have exact fantasies except I've been on estrogen for 2years and imagine myself as the girl. take from that what you will. the female sexuality is glorious
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>>714164114
Tell him how you like foreplay. Don't be silent.
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>>714164601

That sounds hot as hell. Do tell.. in detail!
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>>714164601
Just stop. You'll always be a man albeit a weird looking one.
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>>714164267
Exactary. I'm drunk anon. Its brutal but thats what you gotta be. She wanna to play battleship she need to be ready for the shock and awe. When you get that whiff of "she cheatin" pie, you need to go hard. Romance her, then tear her down. You know, she startin to know that you know, she gonna be hurt if you dont go all fucking cry baby "why bby why?" Dont give that to her. Keep fucking using her but get distant and cold. She gonna think "oh fuck this backfired". Trust me, she knew months ago if she was gonna break up with you but she wanna play battleship, it goes like this

>new guy know I in relationship, this is fun bec. I can control what I give him and make him want more
>current guy suspects, this is fun while I can twist his guts and innards.

OH SHIT. Current guy just implemented the shock and awe!. He doesnt need my ass, now I better fly right or he gonna dump my unprepared ass,

while she thinking this new guy isnt getting the attention he craves, she gonna wind up with new guy but gonna realize he a shit too (his colors come out when you shock and awe her)

Long story short, she gonna wind up pregnant from the next geek that gives her worn out pussy the time of day and wind up hating her life.

You just won OP. Go fuck her cousin or something. Get your own place, get some pecs and shoulders, be win while she full of so much loss.
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>>714164722
well like if I meet a hot guy irl I'll think about him when masterbating the following night or whatever(sure you heard girls mention that). tbh it was all about self improvement. but my gawd the orgasms I have are intense. my whole body shakes. the hormones changed my body so much anal feels really good.
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>>714164910

You enjoy the cheating aspect of it, too? And have you managed to orgasm from just anal?
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>>714164232
That would ruin my sex life. The entire thing about my current sex life is that it is the act of SNEAKING around that arouses me. I like the risk of getting caught and that risk is what makes me horny. It's what makes me cum. If my boyfriend caught me and didn't immediately dump me, I would dump him for not immediately dumping me.

I don't want to be with a guy who is so pathetic that he would tolerate cheating.

>>714164223
One time my boyfriend came home to eat lunch while I was in the act of fucking my lover. He works on the other side of town, so him coming home for lunch like never ever fucking happened. Fortunately, my lover heard him come in and quickly slid under the bed, leaving me naked and writhing in my on sweat, breathless. My boyfriend walked into our bedroom and saw me naked, so I pulled my magic wand out from under the pillows and acted like I had been masturbating all morning in order to alleviate any suspicion my naked state might induce. Talking about masturbating for hours and telling him how many times I had an orgasm turned him on, so we fucked. My lover was under the bed, listening to him fuck me for the whole 3 minutes.

I didn't make a sound. I just laid there. He pulled out and came on my stomach and then he went back to work.
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>>714165030
I have not cause I can never resist long enough. If i could manage to resist temptation for a week I'm sure I could.

for me it's more about initial attraction and it being spontaneous. kind of like a porno I'm playing out in my head. but ye watching others and stuff or others doing it behind your back is hot.
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>>714163677
Guarantee she's nothing like you expected rofl. She's fairly nerdy and not super attractive, but that profile fits me too so we suited each other well at the time.

She started non-nude then slowly got more adventurous, provided I was on camera with her. She was extremely popular with older men.

I wasn't really her 'manager', more like her adviser. Her real manager found out we were communicating off CB and she ended up quitting because her pay got cut in half due to it.

If you can reverse search, go wild. She's not been on in 3/4 of a year though. She didn't show much in public because of the bots that capture everything.
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>>714165213
Kek. Thank god I'm a richfag if my girlfriend cheated on me it would be funnier kicking her out. I'd take all the shit I bought her and burn it and she couldn't do anything about it because I keep all the receipts.
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>>714164601
nobody is dumb enough to commit to a monogamous relationship with a tranny.
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>>714165213

Haha, fuck that is awesome. He never suspected anything, huh? Too bad your lover hadn't already cum in you, so your bf had to fuck your pussy full of his cum.
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>>714165213
Also your logic is fucked if you seriously think he doesn't know you're cheating you're also a dumb bitch. I'm not hating that you're cheating cause I really don't care but I see why you cheat now. Aren't smart enough to live on your own so you don't to worry about that, Ay?
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>>714165479
precisely. fantasy and reality are two different things?
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>>714165265

Ah, I get it. Just the newness of it and all.. having a new cock filling you up like the girly slut you are, yes?
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>>714165286
no results. quit being a faggot and give me a link I can fap to already. geez.
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>>714165479
>>714165573

That's just not true.
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>>714165408
>I'd take all the shit I bought her and burn it

If it float, flys or fucks, it is cheaper to rent.
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>>714165540
He had already cum in me. Several times. My boyfriend was using his cum as lubricant and didn't know it.
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>>714165876
But hes already pathetic because he obviously doesnt please you. So how could be not pathetic yet?
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>>714165568
I'm an editor for an academic publisher and I have a telecommute. I make 70k a year working from home.
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>>714165876

Shit, that's hot. I would have laughed so hard after he left, especially since he pulled out to cum on your stomach.
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>>714165351
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>>714164601
wanna commit to a serious relationship with me?
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>>714166001
Would you mind adding me on kik, I'd like to masturbate to you telling me the stories of how it went.
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>>714166072
sure

you can add me on kik if you want

last_youth
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>>714157039
nailed it

<3
<3
<3
<3
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I'm the side guy for 2 ppl atm
one girl and a ladyboy. both there partners don't give em what they want so i do.
i have a place of my own n a job that keeps me busy but i get a bit of everything i want most of the time.
lifes sweet
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>>714155115
more of her?
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>>714165989
He pleases me in ways that aren't sexual.

He makes GREAT money. He's practically a gourmet chef. He's brilliant, so he always has something interesting to talk about. He has great taste in music, film, art.

He very social and extroverted and is usually the life of the party. He's an all around great guy who unfortunately ended up in a relationship with a girl who can't resist the temptation of fucking other guys when he's not looking.
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>>714165670
You hurt her feels, no n00dz for you.
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No balls go beat the shit out of the dude and cut his balls off. Then feed him drugs so he cant remember what happened.
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>>714166559

Basically, you like being a slutty whore. Nothing wrong with that. I love a good slut.
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>>714166559
sage in all fields
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>>714166559
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO TITS OR GTFO
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>>714156028
fag
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>>714166559
I think you're kind of acting a little self entitled and selfish. And you're lucky. I don't care that you're cheating but if any other guy was in a relationship with you and he found out you were cheating he'd leave you bloody and bruised. No offense I'm just saying you're kind of acting like you hit gold but you should be worried a little. Fine if he breaks up with you it's done and over and you're fine. But you do that to any of the guys I know they'd be in prison.
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>>714166633
I hate that I love it. I really don't want to hurt my boyfriend. I really do love him and I really don't want to get caught.

I would cry for a month if he found out. We've been together for 5 years, since Jr. year of college.
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>>714155115
What's your girl look like op. Got pic? If not describe her? Fat, skinny, blond, brunette
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>>714166879
>pic related

Are you fucking retarded?
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>>714166809

You don't love him. If you did, you wouldn't be betraying him. But like I said, you just love being a slut more. Nothing wrong with that, you just need to embrace it if that's who you want to be.

If you loved him, you'd make him a cuck, so you could fuck someone else and he would at least know.

But again, I don't care how you justify it. I'm happy to have sluts around. I love the cheating and sneaking. Just be real about what you're doing.
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>>714166773
hahahahahahahahhahaha gtfo
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Lick her pussy, if she has been fucked with condom you can taste and smell it
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>>714166986
^this.

you don't love him. You're just scared of a future without him.
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>>714155115
you should have never let her go get high with david you fuckin idiot. you say youll give her a ride home from now on, why the hell would you let her get high with david you dip shit. you should have been smoking with her anyways, since she sounds like a feind, and wouldnt have had to go fuck david for supplying all the green.
honestly bro it depends on how much you love this girl, if you REALLY loved her, the only thing i would do if i was you is beat the shit out of her and possibly kill her and try to find david as well.
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when she gets home don't let her shower
>just grab her
>pull her shit down or skirt up
>dip test
>weather or not she cheated fuck her
Just a FYI waiter waitress is in the top 6 work fields of cheaters
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>>714166930
>Are you fucking retarded

What kind of fucking questions is that? Of course I am did you really need to ask? Wtf is wrong with you?
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>>714166996
>being this short sighted
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>>714166809
Don't listen to hear retards.

Sex gets boring and stale when partnered with someone.

But a relationship is more than sex. Keep your bf as long as you can. But you should be careful to seek your match. Look from partners who are attached as wel otherwise you get Loren of drama.
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>>714167143
can someone please explain that image to me?
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I've been that smoking buddy a few times.
All of three of them were in a relationship and wanted to fuck me BUT I wasn't interested in any of the three. Two were horrid slags, one married one seeing someone, but were funny as shit high and the third was married with kids.

With all the other signs though something seems up.

>>714166809
>future childless 30 something wondering why she fucked the first 20 years of adulthood away and no decent men want her anymore
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>>714155971
hahahahahhaaa
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>>714155115
You've become fucked in the head from this place

Get off 4chan

All this cuck shit is making people mentally ill
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>>714155997
Yo, Rob?
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>>714157396
>Anti cuck trolls

It's literally a fetish about emotional torture. You are fucked in the head by trying to normalise it in any way.
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fact:
cucks are gay
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>>714155115
If your willing to accept it then the next phase is to either try to solve the situation by improving yourself or buying some weed or giving her the 'ride' home you fantasize about.

Maybe the root of the issue is you don't have a job or car and she is making more money than you as a waitress and the guy who gives her free weed to smoke deserves that bj.

Or maybe she just wants to shower because she's sweaty and tired from work and your just being paranoid.
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>>714157396
Most sensible advice. OP if this is truly how you feel then go for it. Remember that there are many other women out there as well.
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>>714164866

/thread
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>>714165213

TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>714155115
you are a CUCK
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>>714168801
No I'm not. Cucks stay after they find out for certain. I don't know if she's cheating or not, but if she is, I'll leave her ass. I'm no cuck.
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>>714155115
more pics of your girl OP
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>>714168902

She hangs out with another guy and comes home hours late from work and you don't know if you are cuck? Fuck... I remember before I hit 40. Fucking newfags.
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>>714155115
i give less than a fuck about anything u said but that gril is beautiful. if that wuz the only jiff i could ever dl to fap 2 - i would not be disappoint
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>>714168636
>>714164866
>You sunk my battleshop.
>Connect 4, right there
>Pretty sneaky siss

Bitches play games, You gotta step up and roll or fold and walk away. She play battleship? You go win some battleship.

You get hard on for cuck? Yeah its some kind of Oedipus Freud bullshit, its normal, shake your 8ball head and make it go away. Its time to play. Get hard get serious and come out on top. Keep your dignity my man, its important.
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>>714158025
haha
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>>714164601
all sexuality is shit nigger. but the female body is tin/tin
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>>714155115
I sort of have the same thing. The only way I can really get turned on is if I imagine that I'm someone else who she's cheating on me with.
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>>714155115
>What the fuck is wrong with me?

Nothing; it's hot to be in a relationship with a cock-hungry nympho you can slut out.
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>>714157396
Holy shit, someone on /b/ unironically posted this as an advice.
Oh my god, what has the world become?
I am not saying this to people on the internet because it's immorale and you only get to know the person so far on the internet, but you, you motherfucker, you should kill yourself or let me do the job for you, the way you cucks love it.
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>>714157100
checked and kekked
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>>714155115
I'm calling bullshit on this,I saw this webm several times on /gif
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Guys she just fucking came home, just said hey, and now she just went to take a shower. What do?
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>>714172707
Don't let her
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>>714172707
tell her that you are beta faggot and that you can't even show us how she really looks
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>>714172707
this is not op.
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>>714163697
This one sounds pretty good. It's what I would do, OP
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Dude, that is not healthy. Cuckolding is just a fetish, but the trust between you and your partner has to come first. If she is cheating on you, you need to ignore the fact that it kinda turns you on and do the right thing; confront her, demand that she stop and consider whether you want to give her a second chance or not.

Take control of the situation and of yourself; you are capable of (and obligated to) doing that.
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>>714161231
You're going to hurt him whenever he finds out, which is inevitable.

Really you should just leave and accept the fact you're a piece of shit person.
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>>714166001

Ah,

An academicunt!

One day you will feel the weight of your actions.
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>>714156135
I smoke and bullshit alone with my buddy's wife for hours on end multiple times per week while he's at work, and never have we once even come close to anything inappropriate.

Smoking transcends sex
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>>714155260
First post, best post
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>>714155115
you are one sick fuck, why would you make this?? Because this is not true, you make this up, are you over 40?
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"another boy"
you still see yourself as a boy not a man that's your first problem
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>>714160541
You're the wor state kind of disgusting cunt and you deserve ten brutal deaths.

>implying you're actually a femanon or a cheater or have ever actually been in a relationship
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>>714160903
>and any strange smell is usually a turn on anyway

Yeah, no, you disgusting slob
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>>714155115
Typical Hillary voter
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>>714175222
trips confirms
>soon
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>>714156123
this.

people in "open relationships" are deluded.

people don't realize that all relationships have one person playing out of their league and one person settling. no one is ever equal with one another, even if it's close.

even if you're in love, one person can do better, and the other is fortunate that their partner loves them.

same for "open relationships". one person gets a free ticket to fuck whoever they want, and the other is left to pick up scraps.

a good friend of mine from my grade school days ended up being a cuck with his wife. he was one of the typical "man, you just don't understand how amazing it is to have a sexually free relationship! it's way better than having a one-on-one relationship!" what basically happened is what happens with married swingers - she kept fucking more guys, he got less and less strange, and his wife started preferring other guys to him. as of now, he's in the middle of a messy divorce and hasn't had sex in what I'm assuming is more than a year.

the poor embittered folks on /b/ who think that all women are sluts and liars and emotionally irrational at all times are usually people whose limited experiences have led them to believe this. many women ARE sluts, liars, and irrational. but not all. if you really put in the time and effort, you can get lucky. good girls are out there, but being a cuck doesn't help you find them.
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>>714156850
>what is Occam's Razor
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>>714156123
*whomever
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>>714157396
>>714157624
I'd rather cucks stay with their partners. less cheaters in the dating pool.
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>>714165213
>That would ruin my sex life. The entire thing about my current sex life is that it is the act of SNEAKING around that arouses me. I like the risk of getting caught and that risk is what makes me horny.

translation: my orgasm is more important than the feelings of my partner
further translation: i'm a selfish bitch

People like you ruin lives.
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>>714166559
You have no idea what it would be like to be in his shoes.

If you can't empathize with what it would be like for him to know what you've been doing, then there's something seriously wrong with you.

If your "sexual temptation" outweighs your "love" for him every time he's not looking, maybe you should reconsider your priorities.

tl;dr
fucking slut
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>>714164267
No, anyone over 30 realizes this is just playing games and isn't worth the time.

When you're young, you learn to go all in.

When you're older, you learn to fold.
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>>714166559
You're such a bitch hahahaha l hope you get gang raped and bukkake by a bunch of niggers
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>>714164247
shut the fuck up you stupid cuck

you newfags need to hurry up and neck yourself
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>>714164247
Actually, it doesn't only refer to camwhores. Anyone claiming to be a female must submit to tits or gtfo.
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>>714177513
nope.
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>>714177513
you fucking newfags ruined this place with your tits or gtfo bullshit.
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>>714177908
>>714177937
kek

in actuality, this place took a sharp turn for the worst when normies came in and tried to turn it into a secret club instead of an anime imageposting board so......

>2006 anon here
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>>714178045
2006 too
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what happened to OP?

2004 here.
i liked b0g.org more tbh
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>>714155115
Well, talk to her about it. Tell her you want pics of her sucking dick etc.
As long as it doesn't hurt you.
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>>714155115
I don't know what it is but I fantasize about my gf getting fucked by other men as well, even gangbanged. We've had outdoor sex and she goes out without panties and it turns me on to think random guys get a peek of her.

Thing is, I want to fuck her with other men. I want to be part of that gangbang and not just watch. And I want to fuck other girls too. Call it cuck or whatever but I'm not insecure about it. Most guys saying I would never let that happen are virgins or have self confidence issues.
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>>714179222
u got a pic of your gf, mr trips?
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>>714155115
>Why does the thought of my GF cheating on me make my dick hard?

Beta af
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As a guy who regularly smokes with his friend's wife while he's at work, I can confirm that if she were attractive and if I weren't such a particular stickler for loyalty, I'd probably tear that ass up.
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>>714179222
I did that. My gf wanted a gangbang, so I arranged one for her. She promised me that I wouldn't be left out.

I came in 10 minutes. Couldn't get it back up after, so ended up watching her cum buckets for nearly 10 hours straight, fapping to other guys cum in every one of her holes. I thought she would tap out first, but they did. She was literally on her hands and knees begging them not to leave.

I completely lost all respect for her. Relationship was over a week later.
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>>714179593
What? How many guys? And where did you find these guys?

Was it attractive at that moment tho?
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>>714177126
Honestly this, femanon. The fact that you cheated on him the first time during spring break and didn't feel like such shit that you never considered it again, is proof you don't love him and are a giant whore.

Appreciate you contribution, but truthfully, you're a whore who lacks self control and you don't really love him.
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>>714179683
7 guys, Craigslist. Most of them were niggers. All of them with at least 8 inches.

I was into for about 30 minutes. After 2 hours, I was soooooo over it and she was just getting started. She was DP'd for nearly 3 hours straight without a break. They just kept tagging out whenever they came so, she pretty much always had at least two dicks in her.

She was multiple orgasmic, meaning that once she started to have orgasms she couldn't stop having them, so around hour 4 she was cumming pretty much non-stop. She had so many squirting orgasm they had to flip the mattress cause the wet spot was making her cold.
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>>714179288
Oh sheeet didn't notice my own trips. I do but won't be posting any.
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>>714180055
Did you fuck her afterwards? Like a hate fuck or something?
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>>714179593
>>10 hours straight.

Fuck off lonely man with an imaginary gf
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>>714180055
>>714179593
>7 guys
>10 hours
This faggot is just living out his cuck fantasy on /b/.
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>>714155115
Well the girl on the right is my gf and she's been fucked by the guy behind her on a festival.

I noticed that I like her doing stuff with other guys at that point. So yeah, I'm in the same boat, OP.
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>>714155115
I'm gonna need sauce on that image

anyone?
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>>714180173
No. I couldn't get it up when she tried three days later. I really had lost all attraction to her.

She could tell, too. She could sense that something wasn't right. Her constantly pestering me about it lead to a huge argument and then the break up.
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>>714168030
Thank you Dwight
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>>714155115
>She hasn't been in the mood to have sex with me at all for over two weeks

Femanon here. She's cheating.
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>>714180357
Some guys gf, posted several times on /gif
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>>714180622
so there's no actual vid?
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>>714180524
tits or gtfo
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>>714155115
>Why does the thought of my GF cheating on me make my dick hard?
because you're a cuck
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>>714180645
sadly no, just this webm posted on /gif
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>>714180718
ok, thanks anyway
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>>714163518
Why do they alll look so big in pics? I'm just at 6" and girls can get my whole dick down their tgroats, no prob. Looks small. Then I see anons posting, and dicks look HUGE in girls' hands? WTF?
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>>714155115
fucking cuck, kill yourself
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>>714180312
You're being chucked by a witch.
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>>714180947
>chucked
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>>714180312
Please post her nudes
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My wife is s petite little chink slut. I love taking her out to a club and watching her seduce men. When she grinds on a guy or makes out with someone it turns me on so much. The idea of someone wanting her so bad is a huge turn on. I've cum in my pants watching her stroke a guy under a table at a bar. It's such a hot feeling. Pic related.
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>>714180947
Why witch?
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>>714181098
>I've cum in my pants watching her stroke a guy under a table at a bar.

what a fucking loser
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>>714166559
One day you will regret this. He'll be married, happy... And your stock will go down as you age. The guys you can get will be lower and lower on the scale.
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>>714155115
>1/10, webm 10/10
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>>714155115
OP i hope you will read this... I was in exact same situation but we were far away from each other from some time. I visited her and i felt something is wrong.
Everyday i was asking her is she did something with her friend *that was driving her back home only* she was saying no, just a friend etc etc..
day when i was leaving her place (had to go back to my country) i checked her phone. I found out that she fucked with him on the back seat of his car, a had an affair for over a month. She was lying to me for while month that it didnt happen.
Now she wants me back, she is sorry,she told me she was drunk and it was only a minute and she really regrets... it happened only once and i belove her cause i saw whole talk. I dont what should i do cause we still love each other.
I have the same feeling that it makes me hard but just fap as much as u can to some porn so u wont be beta male as i am and maybe u wont start to forgive her.
Dont ask - catch her, find proof.
My sotry happened 3 days ago, i was writing for an advice here also.
Wish you best! All great women finally appear to be sluts.
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>>714181098
If pic is related, get hard. Cuz i'ma jerk off hard to that.
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>>714155115
>Then it hit me. Just now. My dick is hard as a fucking rock. I'm sitting here fantasizing about my girlfriend fucking another boy and it has made my dick rock hard. I'm aroused by the thought of it.
>What the fuck is wrong with me?

Nothing. You're arousal to the thought of your woman is a function of sperm warfare. When the sperm from to separate males encounter each other in the vagina, they go to war. There are several different types of sperm. There are two types of sprinters, one to go for the egg and one to get to the egg an knock rival sperm off of it. There are sperm who hook rival sperm by the tail and go limp, acting as a dead weight that prevents reaching the egg. And there are the wall makers. There are spearm that hook their tails together and form a wall that only lets their brother sprinters through and captures all rival sperm that run into the wall they formed.

All of these traits of sperm evolved because of one thing: Women are very promiscuous. They have consistently had multiple sexual partners most of their lives. The twin-nested hierarchy of our genetic record makes the promiscuity of women throughout history undeniable. The human genome project is uncovering the fact that most women throughout history had men outside of wedlock and paleontologist are now reaching the conclusion that for the most part of our history, women have been getting knocked up by younger lovers and then getting their old, financially stable husbands to raise children that wasn't theirs.

When a man suspects his woman of being unfaithful, even subconsciously, he will naturally begin producing more sperm. This is a function of sperm warfare. Your body realizes you have a rival whether you consciously realize it or not.
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>>714181314
Yes. The idea of men wanting my wife is so fucking hot. She sent me this after she got drunk at her Christmas party st work. Went over to her married co workers home and was used by the husband and wife. I fucking had an explosive orgasm when she told me she did that. Pic is from right after they got done fucking her.
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>>714181314
same here anon. That shit makes me diamonds! I was in a 3 way "relationship"with a married couple for about 6 mos. Shit was fucking hot. Dude was buddy I was stationed with and his wife was smoking hot. He got transfered off and we lost touch but I used to rail that pussy and cum inside it every fucking time. I'd do my thing and then he'd get on and fuck my cum all in her sloppy wet cunt.
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>>714181424
Well, what do you expect?

If you didn't want us cheating on you then you shouldn't have been misogynist pricks who dictate who women marry instead of letting them choose for themselves.

Also, birth control is a new thing. Prior to birth control, we had husbands. A husband raising a lover's son obliviously does little harm and sustains our species.
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>>714181424
anon, sounds legit but have you any peer review papers or sources?
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>>714181546
Yeah there's nothing hotter. Friend sent me this. She went over to his place horny as fuck and he fingered the shit out of her. She was exhausted.
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>>714181125
I second this question... is it a reference to something?
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>>714181534
I have a 9 inch cock and I want to fuck her.
Where do you live?
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I occasionally read chat transcripts about ex-gf's telling me about getting gangbanged and shit after we broke up. I usually jack off to it. It's a bit of a guilty pleasure. Almost like soft-cucking, due to the circumstances. But I could never and would never willingly be in an open relationship or let some fag bang my wife/girlfriend. I don't even like sharing chicks I'm just fucking with other guys, unless it's their husband/boyfriend. Human sexuality is fucked up lol.
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>>714181767
fingered? c'mon man. As hot as she is... she should be exhausted from getting dick in every hole.

Tell me more about this GF getting finger blasted. Got any creampie stories?
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>>714181311
>agreeing to a long distance relationship ever.

There are 4 billion women on this planet dipshit.
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>>714181868
>my
No woman will ever be your property. Ever.
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>>714181880
Ha yes. This is from when we found a huge black bull on CL. He ravaged her. Huge cream pie. She had three orgasms in a row and her whole quivered for 10 seconds she was cumming so hard. I nutted so hard watching this.
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>>714181702
I'm not even going to ask you for tits because it's obvious that you're a woman. Only a woman could think like this.

Just get the fuck out.
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>>714181424
>genome project
>uncovering that women had children out of wedlock

Any dipshit who has ever considered the fact that wedlock has not existed as long as life itself could have told you that
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>>714182125
anon, no pics from the creampie?
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>>714155115
Shes cheating you and youre gobna be raising another niggas seed. Confrats you're the type of guy i love because they dont give their firls what they need then deal with my.problems for me, and are happy to oblige.
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>>714182210
If your "seed" is as smart as you type, congrats on the autism.
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>>714181804
>>714181125
She's got the witch nose wart, as she ages, it grows in size along with her witching powers. Anon will be getting chuckled by hocus pocus in a few years.
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>>714155260
fpbp
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>>714181804
>9" cock on /b
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>>714181804
Congratulations on being in the top one thousandth of a percent, liar
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>>714157396
this guy gets it
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>>714157039
facts
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>>714182381
That's a cool story and all, but I offered to fuck the Asian >>714181534

not Laci Green's slag stunt double >>714180312
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>>714182041
Get raped and then murdered for being raped by sixteen filthy Muslim scum, Tumblrina triggerkin
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>>714155115
Dump the cunt and move along. She is hot. If you got her, you can replace her. How many dicks have unloaded inside her cunt, ass. Do you kiss that mouth?
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>>714182041
Taking away a white man's God given right to own human property is racist. All the other races on earth currently have slaves. Why don't we get them?

Stop trying to oppress me.
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>>714182125
>her whole quivered
>whole
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>>714182041
Now, tumblr, he didn't mean anything by it
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>>714182728
Whole body*
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>>714182629
>implying you only fuck virgins

How many blowjobs will you tolerate in a woman's sexual history until you say "fuck that, that's too many"?
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>>714182889
*hole quivered
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>>714182728
How many wholes does her quiver hold?

Mine holds arrows, but whatever, you can put anything in there I guess
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>>714182579
Enjoy your death by a thousand dragon lady dildos
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>>714183063
>when you have to look up slag on urban dictionary and then get your panties in a bunch cause you realize someone just insulted your girlfriend.
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>>714183229
Don't insult my witch, you little nigger.
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>>714182728
She accidentally her whole.

What do you not understand?!
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>>714155115
Because you're a faggot Jew who's conditioned himself to watch porn, which is the point of view of a cuck.
Solution: kys.
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hey /b/oys, care to tell me what you would do to my girls ass? I'll provide more if y'all want
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>>714183709
I'd slam my quiver in herbuttholenpussy
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>>714181098
Let me pound that whore wife of yours
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>>714183611
>She accidentally her whole
She accidentally WHAT her whole?
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>>714183984
I'm sure she would love that, we have an open relationship

here's a pic of her after she got pounded by her fuck buddy, her fucked her ass too
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>>714183709
>I'll provide more if y'all want

timestamp.
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>>714183709
I'd punish that ass like the mud shark slut deserves
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>>714184177
inb4 anons get baited
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>>714184222
timestamp what? my dick? I'm the bf

either way idgaf if you don't believe that that's my cheating slut of a gf

here's her tits
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>>714155971
Top fucking kek! That's so untrue. Thanks for the chuckle.
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>>714184177
Yes, her whole. Accidentally. What's so hard to understand about that?
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>>714184245
she's literally down to fuck anyone, if anyone here is from 818 valley area code lmk
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>>714183984
Oh the lols holy piss
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>>714184647
Write time stamp on paper. Go to where she is sleeping. Pull covers down, exposing her sleeping body. Hold paper above sleeping GF's body and take a picture without waking her.

Post picture here.
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>>714155624
Yes you can! That nigga need to put baby powder or flour on his hand and slap that bitch across the face when she gets home and tell her to stop being a cheeky slut. Be a man for fuck sakes
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>>714185208
I knew you didn't have a gf. Enjoy your hand, virgin.
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>>714185399
and here I was posting extremely high def pics, OC i've never posted

and this is the thanks you get, faggots who question you instead of jackin it to your gf lol

your loss, I guess
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>>714184923
This would wake 99% of people
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>>714184503

I'm in 702 but I find myself out there somewhat often, y'all also might come to Vegas now and again, yeah?
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