This girl who tends to disappear when I want to hang with her just texted me...
dubs decides what I text her back
you know, fuckin bitches, gettin money and you?
Why are you texting me are you dtf or whats up?
>>714154973
Roll, let's get it started
That's SAN Diego to you Brit the bit.....ch
>>714155011
Winrar
>>714155011
Winrar
>>714155011
lol, nice
Planning suicide, hbu? (or how about you, depending on your text style)
>>714155119
Another winrar
>>714155215
do you even dubs bro
Don't puss out anon
> Killing babies and praying to The Dark Lord so he'll give me a bigger peen so I can produce my own babies to sacrifice to the Dark Lord Lucifer
>>714155371
He's forsaken us. Back to tits and ass.
>>714155440
rollin
>>714155011
waiting on it OP
OP abandoned
Where the fuck is OP
>>714155011
Don't be a faggot OP
>>714155588
Lel
It's past two am, do you want my hard meat or something
>>714154897
cool name my dude
Fuck you OP. DELIVER
>>714155588
so is Diego supposed to wait for a response before sending second message, combine them, or ignore it?
Diego you better deliver... You just got a Sunday 2am text from a chick you like
>>714154897
Diego....wtf
>>714154897
>Diego
kek you fucking loser
>>71455762
If OP is here he should combine both, but as i said, he is most likely long gone
>>714155011
Anyone saw OP recently?
>Look bitch, unless you plan on marching your ass over here and fucking BLOWING me, fuck off and go back to sleep.
>>714156057
roll
>>714155877
>>714155855
>>714155933
Three in a row faggot
FITTING NAME FOR A FAGGOT, DIEGO
OK FUCKERS I SENT IT..
I regret this a lot because I usually am a nice guy and all
>>714156501
haha fuckin perfect. make sure you post her response. don't leave us hanging.
>>71456501
Thank you OP
>>714156501
>nice guy
I think i see the problem
okay op now just don't apologize that's the key
>>714156501
>>714156501
OP delivers? fuck yeah, go OP.
>>714156501
meaning you're a beta faggot?
Grow a pair an use them, messages like he one you sent are the ones that could actually get you laid
>>714156501
go op!
>>714156501
She's texting you at 2 am. Why else would she be texting you? you dense fuck
>>714156753
Nice watermark
Dumb fucking whore get out of my life
This pussy is gonna just be like, "sorry my friends took my phone, lol whats up?"
>>714156977
if you don't get a response within 10 min, go with this response
>>714156977
Lmao, well looks like this went downhill fast!
>>71456977
boi
>>714154897
Don't answer anything. Disappear too.
>>714156977
don't be an autist and actually send her this try to get laid first
Who's Diego? I'm not a beaner...wtf is this shit
>>714157125
>>714156652
>>714155935
what the fuck is wrong with you retard
why do you keep fucking up your replies
>>714157287
Im blind
bumperino, hurry OP
>>714157312
What happened?
As I predicted she's not too pleased :/
>>714157680
rip
>>714157680
Well, what kind of girl are you? I'm having a reeaaaaal hard time figuring this out.
>>714157680
ask her y she always disappearing and expects you to give a fuck anymore?
>>714157790
roll
>>714157790
reroll
>>714157680
alright let's roll for the next response. your already in it man, no backing out now.
>>714157680
>>714157790
This one or
I'll be over in a few ill text you to let me in
>>714157680
rollerino
>>714157680
Jesus Christ, then maybe your sister would be?
>>714157888
trips have to do it
>>714157888
>>714157888
WINRAR
>>714157790
>>714157847
This two are good.
>>714157888
trips. do what the man says
Roses are red, violets are blue, my cock grows bigger when i think of you
>>714157888
winrar
If you want to ever talk to me again you better open your legs for me.
>>714157680
then you canfuck right off
>>714157949
second
>>714154897
My dude Diego Azcue?
Give me your pussy you slut or I'll rape you and slit the throats of your entire family. I don't play that beta shit anymore, cunt.
Write back: you are that type of girl now
So... as I was saying, are you down to fuck?
>>714157900
Ohh shit
>>714158061
>Diego Azcue
exposed
>>714157680
You should say "Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to look cool for a bunch of kids on a website by playing some stupid game and posting our conversation on it instead of actually just responding to your question".
>>714157900
Holy winrar Batman
>>714157900
Wow you are a winwar
She technically didnt say no, just that she isnt that type of ho
>>714158167
Found the vegan
Listen to me OP... DO NOT apologize for this or say that it was a 4chan thread or something it makes you look like a total pussy... She'll think you have balls now and even if she doesn't do this tonight she'll be thinking about you in this way from now on.
>>714158167
Gtfo white knight
>>714157900
A trips is a trips I guess.
Also fuck you, 714157888
>>714154897
Send me some pics of your fuck holes you cunt
>>714158167
This faggot
>>714158372
>>714157888
Trips beats dubs boi
>>714158318
This
>>714158427
Sick cunt
>>714158444
kek confirms
Thread is full of glorious responses
Don't be a cuck OP, lets see what happened.
>>714158427
you could have done the other one you cuck
you chose this
"Nice guy"? So..are u a faggot? Balls up man; dont say sorry and roll with it
>>714158427
Op don't do it! It will only get worse.
>>714158539
Hold up, if she says no he can still use this one afterwords
>>714157900
>>714157900
>>714157900
>>714154897
Beaner/10. Literally no chance at getting laid because you push a lawn mower for a living.
>>714158444
You wasted trips on someone trolling. You are a loser.
>>714158427
>>714158587
>>714158318
OP you've done the hardest part... Don't back out or she'll think you're a pussy forever
I've been wanting to for a long time. Hell, I use you as my main masterbate material. You'd be making a dudes dreams come true. Long, hard, sticky wet dreams.
>>714158674
This
Quads for her fb?
I'm sorry! My friend had my phone. 4real tho you wanna fuck
>>714158789
Yes?
>>714158612
nah m8, the trips gave him 2 options
>>714158806
fuck off
OP will fuck this girl sometime in the future
>>714154897
Suck my ass it smells
Imma let you know Ive been drinking a fair share today and Im in a moodd where you dont want to mess with me just opden the door when I get there and well sort this out me and you ok
>>714158836
Maybe?
Im outside now, I want you totally naked and on your knees
Holy shit guys I'm not dead yet.
I just remembered she recently did break up with Michael..
>>714155011
>>714155588
>>714155855
>>714155877
>>714155933
>>714156977
>>714157088
>>714157099
>>714157188
>>714157888
>>714157900
>>714158133
>>714158444
>>714158533
>>714158655
>This fucking thread
Thanks so much OP
>>714158851
He already used the trips option, m8
>>714158880
almost had a quad, and this could have been it. jesus
>>714158444
Oh fuck, op, you were so close to getting your dick wet
>>714158710
Roll
>>714158964
well holy shit, someone roll the next one
>>714158964
So why the fuck are you texting me at (your local time) then?
Honestly I've been a little stressed out lately and I've just been thinking about how bad I've always wanted to fuck you girl
>>714159056
reroll, for the lolz
>>714158710
This
>>714159066
>>714159066
Here we go.
I dont take no as an answer, ill be there in 4 minutes, you better be on your knees ready.
It's cool I'm actually gay so nvm
>>714158964
Nows your chance to feel me
>>714158964
Fucken kill yourself
I dont think i've kekd so hard at a thread in a long time. Papa bless this thread
>>714158885
Rollll
>>714159056
Reroll
>>714159066
Dubs... This minus the girl at the end
>>714159066
hmm, maybe? can we try something else?
>>714159056
trips outweigh
>>714158964
Mexican cuck/10
If this gets try "Yeah I'm sorry about that. I know my place now."
>>714158964
Don't worry I will do all the feeling...
>>714159066
Dubs. Do it
I'll fuck you till you bleed and shit cum out of your ass you dirty cunt!
>>714159056
trips outweigh, do this one.
>>714159119
Roll for this
>>714159207
haha rolling!
>>714158964
Look, Britanny ... Imma be honest with you. I don't really know what do you want from me, but, I need to know it. I'm not the kind of guy that likes to be friendzoned.
>>714159207
Roll
>>714159207
roll
>>714159266
WINRAR
>>714159118
Roll
>>714155067
So much cringe... so much
>>714159266
winrar
>OP
>>714159266
>>714159266
aww man i'd rather the first dub over this shit
I a
>>714155067
Roll lmao
>>714159386
Yep
>>714159376
GO DIEGO GO!
FUCK HER ASS!
"Dont worry about your ex as you will be calling me daddy later"
>>714159386
Haha, sorry OP. :D
OP just keep saying alpha stuff... No beta shit and no cringey autist shit
I just want you to give me a better blowjob than my mom.
>>714159452
Same roll
You don't need to feel yourself. That's why I'm coming over. Wear something nice.
>>714158710
Rolling.
i don't know much about girls but I'm pretty sure she isn't going to take this one lightly...
>>714159452
This is too good
>>714158964
Ohh So you break up with michael and been ghost for a minute, now is when you say hi?
>>714159386
Just do the first dub.
>>714159528
Do it
Sorry, I didn't realize we were trying to get diego laid. I thought we were trying to teach him a lesson.
i'll rape u
>>714159510
>better
Reroll
>>714159066
Rules is rules OP. This one.
>>714159611
winrar
>>714159066
Fuck, OP, just do this.
>>714159376
OP always trying to fuck Brit but ends up getting a pitty fuck from this bitch
>>714158710
Gotta go for this one.
>>714159566
oh fuckin good. if you went with second one you woulda flopped hard
>>714159582
Roll
Post this
>>714154897
>>714157680
Lol spicfaggot
Brittany, I need your help. My family just got word that they are going to deport me - the only way to save me is if you suck my dick. Please help!?
>>714159566
Baby girl when I see you my dick start jumping like a kangaroo
>>714159566
OP YOU THE REAL MVP
OP gonna get pussy tonight.
Brittany, stop pretending that You are not interested about me. We both know what's going on
Oh well id hate to intrude then m'lady. *tips fedora and folds trench coat around waist*
You see, i am an intellectual who is purely responding for science purpose. A gentleman such as myself would never imply such heanus acts on a beautiful, smart woman such as yourself. *blushes*
>>714159566
How about you forget what you're feeling and let a little of me to "die-go" in you.
Have you ever fucked a dude with a strapon? Ill put on my skirt and you can make me your lil bitch. Just bought a strap on that I am dying to try out.
>>714159566
>Yer in fer it now bucko
Want to see my dick?
This thread sucks. Like watching softcore porn that never actually shows penetration. I want to see bombs go off. I want to see destruction, death, innocence lost! I want to see the guilt in diego's messages as he realizes he will forever be branded a fucking weirdo for pulling this shit! Fuck you diego, fuck you and your monkey too, you mother fucker. Go back to New Zealand you fucking kiwi.
>>714158710
Roll.
>>714159611
ok someone roll something better please
posting in epic bread for ebin memes
>>714159702
This
Let me rape you
>>714159759
bump
>>714159739
Rawlin
>>714158710
This
Brittany I'm not the type of guy I used to be. When i see something I take it... So straight up are we doing this or no?
>>714159813
the fuckis qrong with you
>>714159874
bumpity boo
>>714159813
i wanna see this one win personally
>>714159566
i also want to get cucked by a nigger for you... you know, he fucks you, i sit in the corner and jack it
I mean it brittany I can be your christian grey and make you my fucking dog.
>>714158710
Roll
Diego, just say "I promise to hold you tender while we fuck into the sunrise. I promise to fill you with my sweet nectar, not once, not twice- but three times. And I promise to raise our illegal mistake together....forever."
>>714159611
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>714159751
Roll this
Ugh you know what fuck it. Don't go to school tomorrow, you're cool. Please stay at home and don't go to school. There's something I have to do.
fuck you brittany
>>714159821
do it faggot
Brittney.. baby please. I wanna shoot kids in you like a school
>>714159759
bump fff
>>714159611
There's already a winner faggots
I'll bet the B in Brittany stands for either Bitch or Blowjob. Which is it, Bitch-rittany?
Actually I really feel like pegging right now, do you have a strap on? my ass needs a cleaning
>>714158710
God damnit, roll.
>>714159813
roll.
Have you ever heard of a mexican blanco queso dip? Wanna find out?
