First trips in this thread gets their wish granted by a genie.
I wish full body sex changes will become available and safe.
>>714132677
A lot of money
>>714132677
We all get laid
>>714132677
I wish Hillary Clinton would become president
Fucked by my friends mom
I want friends :(
>>714132677
I want to be a girl
no more jews
>>714134734
roll
Much money
>>714134809
Legal immunity + $500,000
3000 dollars by Jan 16 2017
I wish she still loved me
Hitler is gay
>>714132677
Death to all the niggers.
My own fleet of A380s
>>714133293
Reroll
>>714132677
can I stop being a neckbeard and grow a real beard
>>714134967
roll
>>714132677
Leave /b/ forever OP
>>714132677
a cool hat plz
for based senpai to come back
I wish all furries die
>>714135397
reroll
Instant knowledge of everything I would ever need to know whenever I need it.
>>714135397
Women are above men
>>714135500
Fucking. Double. Dubs.
>>714135510
Women being better than men in everything
>>714135607
Reroll
I wish I could kill my self
Everyone eyes replaced with bewbs
>>714132677
I wish for to win 7 million dollars after taxes.
I want all the niggers in the world to disappear.
I wish 4chan never exsisted
Come on Super powers!
A wish that Hitler finished his job
I wish that I knew what to wish for
>>714135888
I wish I wasn't gay
That we all get our own man-pucci
I wanna be super rich please
I wish I was happy.
I wish i wish i had a fish
I wish I get trips
I wish I lost weight
>>714132677
Tay comes back
I wish to not be a fat slug
I wish that all the niggers would learn how to not be niggers
I wish for $280,000
All Whites get raked to death
>>714135021
roll
It would be great if I could just be happy.
Wat
>>714135344
please this
>>714132677
I wish I could create anything out of nothing. Food, electronics, people, so on. (Stipulation, people I create can be poofed in and out of existence and are in my complete control)
They will message me
Never run out of weed or money again.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
I wish for every anon to have a fantastic night, and a better day tomorrow.
Succ
I wish for a pencil.
>>714137379
Reroll for my niggaz
>>714132677
I wish I knew what to wish for.
I want everything in the universe that is bad to be good again
>>714132677
10 million bucks plz
painless death immediately
>>714137655
Reroll
i want to be gifted all video games
>>714137655
Roll
I wish for the complete knowledge on all things in the universe.
>>714137655
Leroll
I wish for unlimited cosmic power
>>714137700
Rerolllll
I wish for enough money to pay off my parents' debt so I can see them happy.
>>714132677
Wishing for everyone on /b/ to have a 100% laid by their desired gender.
Set my goals low. One of you fags email me xbl card number containg a game or currency.
>>714132677
Wishing for more unlimited wishes, that can be used by all.
If not available, wishing for more genies to grant wishes
I wish I had that thing I've always wanted
>>714138345
reroll
i wish i wasnt such a poorfag
>>714138345
reroll again
>>714132677
A billion dollars in negotiable bearer bonds
For Darwinism to step the FUCK UP. Natural selection, please!
>>714139009
reroll
>>714137655
A roll
Make my wife not a bitch
>>714132677
I wish for free nudes from any girl I ask
>>714132677
I wish that I could make any and all of my fetishes come true whenever I want.
I want me parents to love me
>>714139319
Rerolling.
>>714139174
Reroll
a ton of currency that is redeemable to modern day society in which it would benefit me greatly
>>714139563
reroll
>>714139622
reroll
A few million dollars so my GF and I can be happy and not worry anymore
>>714139701
Rerolling
>>714139701
One more try
I wish OP would kill himself
A better life
>>714132677
Shittttt'
I wish to be rid of this cancer tbh fam...
>>714139319
>>714139486
Rerollin' again.
>>714139319
>>714139486
>>714140063
And again...
>>714132677
Infinite amounts of Little Caesars Pizza
>>714134734
Rollin
>>714139701
Reroll
>>714139701
Come on genie, I need a lucky break
I wish I was a girl, and that everyones memory associated with would be replaced with me as a girl so i could seemlessly transition into this. Literally I wanna be a girl but with same experiences samevrelationships including my current girl friend, job title, etc. I want the same exact life only i want to be a girl thats it
>>714140403
One last time...
>>714139701
Come ooooonnnnn, Rerolling
>>714139217
Roll
Genie please give me a few million dollars
roll
>>714141326
Reroll
>>714141106
FUCK, I almost had quads. Once more, I suppose.
>>714141326
One more try
>>714141326
Genie have mercy
>>714141446
Fuck so close
Rerolling
i'll take my wish now. thanks
>>714141414
get af
I wish for a hotpocket
>>714141326
Rolling for that money
100 grand
>>714141326
I'm so close, Rerolling
Peace
I wish I had self discipline
>>714141326
One more time
Satisfaction.
Genie, please give me a fee million dollars?
>>714141625
or enough money to get through college
I wish for trips.
>>714141764
Reroll
Roll
>>714141808
Again.
>>714141764
Rolling again, need that money
>>714141866
One more time.
>>714141764
Grant me this genie
>>714141764
One more try
Rolling
>>714141764
So close reroll
>>714141764
So close, Rerolling for those trips
Rollin
I wish to wake up in my next life as a classically handsome white man, 6'8, with a big penis and the same voice I have now.
If not that, then in this lifetime, I hope to find the beautiful love of my life and never lose her.
>>714132677
All I want is a cute white virgin girlfriend
So many times I'm close, just a few million dollars genie, please.
I wish I was a cute girl
Wish to be virgin for life
>>714142199
The dubs have spoken, reroll
Reroll
>>714142199
Rerolling
>>714142127
reroll
>>714142199
So close, rerolling
>>714142147
shut up ahmed
I want to get in to my top college with good scholarships
I wish for teleportation
>>714142199
Rolling for it
>>714142199
One more try
>>714142199
One more time
>>714142599
99/99 dubs have spoken, I must keep going
>>714142689
I wish this faggot would stop rerolling
I just want her to love me. :(
I wish I could get trips
>>714132677
I wish for no finals tomorrow
any and all jewish people dead. forever.
>>714143061
Reroll
i wish for a rare pepe, or, atleast a dank maymay
>>714143270
reroll. I'm starting to have a dank withdrawal.
>>714143255
The dubs have spoken, I must reroll again
>>714143321
comeon, comeon, im strtgjm 3 ffeafls dixxy
>>714143354
Fucking reroll
>>714143400
cum on cum on. So close. I'm starting to shake
107 million euros
>>714143412
R e r o l l
>>714143467
Reroll
I everyone in this thread to have their wish granted. Except Donald is still going to be the president in 2017.
>>714143556
off by fucking one.
>>714143505
Reroll again
I wish anime was real
>>714143592
By the power of kek show me trips
everyone in this thread, except for me, gets raped by 10 niggers, with 10 inch dicks, regardless of their gender.
>>714143664
I will never give up
all i want for christmas, is rare pepes for everyone. I currently hav none
I wish i had enough money to buy Walgreens
i wish this thread becomes a spiderman thread
i want captcha to be non existant
>>714143714
give up faggot. pls
free condoms for everyone
>>714132677
I wish for further unlimited wishes
>>714132677
I wish for the lottery pool I play in to win this week.
I wish that you grant no more wishes.
>trips get
I have no wish
$10,000,000
I wish people world-wide would get over their differences and remember how to genuinely love one another and treat one another with respect and dignity. also endless free captain crunch and fresh cow milk for life
>>714144488
fuck
>>714144411
Does trip dubs count for this fag?
>>714144411
>>714144488
dub trip dubs!
>>714144621
I certainly hope so.
>>714144411
>>714144488
Both wishes come true!
>>714132677
I don't wish for anything
I wish it could all stop...
I wish I could have whatever I wanted appear before me when I snap my fingers
I wish for a really rich and beautiful girlfriend.
>>714142933
:,(
>>714144891
dude. monkey paw. They'll appear and immediately dissapear if that comes true. Gotta think about the phrasing.
>>714132677
I wish that moot comes back
>>714145375
also that's a totally stupid wish anyway.
here's a better one: I wish for all powers implied to be used and usable by the fictional character Phoenix of the Marvel X-Men series, to be usable and easily controllable by me.
>>714145515
Fuckin cucked by the 1
>>714132677
I want her to be mine
I wish I could transform into anybody
I want my relationship to be long, and happy.
i want to join the airforce
I wish for my hair to stop falling out, and for it to grow back
Health
>>714132677
All muslims disappear
I want a ton of money to come to me very soon.
I wish for happiness
I wish for a happy, stable relationship that will last.
I wish to win the lottery this Wednesday
I wish to win the next scratch it ticket I get.
I wish for trips.
I wish that my life will only get better from this point forward.
I wish for infinite wishes that I can access by writing the wish on a sheet of paper and flushing the sheet of paper down a toilet
I wish for my girlfriend to be unwaveringly loyal beyond question to me and only me.
>>714146954
Reroll
>>714147699
Roll
I wish people were just nice to each other
All these niggers to dissapear
I wish that everybody in this thread becomes 9faggers. Fuck youuuuu.
I wish I can forget her
The survival of the white race to be secured till the end of time.
I wish someone can get trips and end this shit thread.
>>714148381
Oh yeah, well I wish for this thread to last forever!
Inner peace
Mail a dildo to the white house
I wish that I could solve CAPTCHAs the first time every time.
I wish I did my homework and didn't waste my life on 4chan
i will live to 120 years old
Every day I flip a coin. If it lands on heads whatever I want comes true, if it lands on tails I try again the next day.
>>714149840
thhis
Can I have infinite wishes?
>>714149940
Reroll
>>714149966
Roll again
>>714149997
Fugggg >:DDD
Have gf
More wishes
Much tits.
>>714132677
Less trap threads.
>>714150185
No trap threads.
I wish that every faggot in this thread would never get sequential digits ever again.
>>714150241
No traps.
>>714150241
Retroactively erase all trap threads that have ever existed
>>714150296
Lmao
>>714150241
roll
>>714132677
okay
>>714150241
Rolling
>>714150241
Please genie.
Sydney Blacklock stop being a bitch.
100 trillion dollars and katy perry
>>714150464
Help this guy out
>>714132677
I honestly don't know what i would with for
>>714150502
reroll
>>714150552
thanks homie
>>714150241
Come on now
666 get
>>714150502
rollin gain
777 get
>>714132677
i wish for everything that i want
777 this time
My sister
>>714150651
Sure thing man.
>>714132677
seven seven seven
>>714150747
roll
>>714150502
cmon ill shout all of 4chan a beer
>>714150747
last try
I wish for my homie tyrone to come back from burbank
>>714150502
im serious
I want to be a cute, perfect girl!
now
>>714150887
so fucking close
>>714150887
yo dude so close
The extinction of all life.
this post is 714150999
my only wish is to not get trips :(
>>714150989 rip
>>714150502
gimmi my money
>>714132677
World peace.
>>714150898
gonna try again for this wish, fuck it
111
check em
As i walk thru the valley of ghe shadow of Kek I fear no evil cuz trips are with me
>wish that I become rich and powerful
kill all gays and jews
>>714151121
1 off from quads
>>714132677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
714151222
Brittany will date me
>>714151223
come the fuck on
Check em, Trump will be impeached
Let my memes be dank
>>714150502
looks like the genie doesnt want me to shout you guys sorry
>>714151255
tis a mere dubs
>>714151230
Yeah, this
triple threes -------------------------------------^
>>714151140
Or ten off from quads. Depends how you look at it.
Brendan Fraiser Brendan Fraiser,please grant me trips
>Wishing to be rich and powerful
>praised be kek
>>714151230
Give the guy a chance, Brit
four four four give me whores
>>714151230
This.
I wish to become immortal. I will reveal this information publicly with a demonstration and the statement that it was achieved scientifically and that i would withhold the information from humanity, just for fun.
Can I just become a cute, perfect girl please already
I wish to serve kek through these repeating digits. 444
>>714151471
No sir
>>714151471
Nope
Blacks, Spics, and Pakistanis slaughter eachother in the race war, leaving asians and whites left in the world
Giant penis
>>714151488
Epic get my white brother
>>714151488
>1488
Not bad.
>>714151518
>>714151546
not with that attitude i won't be
666 is this post :(
>>714151583
Reroll
Niggers tongue my anus
make me a cute girl!
>>714151803
well how about now?! christ almighty that's all i want out of life is to just be a cute girl
CANADA IS GOD
888
easiest trips of my life
2000
999
999
Trump 2020
Ability to alter reality at will. Anything I change will change anyone's memories associated with that thing.
2016
>>714151996
and nothin. sorry man, ya knocked out of the park on that one.
lemme be a cute girl god fucking damnit you fucking shits
>>714151993
I got you fam
