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Waifu claiming thread - wasn't the last one before bed edition

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Waifu claiming thread - wasn't the last one before bed edition

Previous: look in the archive you lazy prick

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Give the shitposters a (You)
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still here
and


>>714100606
thats always a plus when having to do anything
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>>714100606
thanks, i have to actually wake up at a reasonable time though

>>714100995
>>714101031
0/10

Sameji claim'd
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Shiro claimed.

>>714100892 (shiro)
Indeed, if the goal is simply to kill the animal, there are plenty of fast killing methods to get the job done, so I don't why I would not eat meat.
Unfortunately, sometimes abuse is necessary, e.g. if you are testing medicine. Technically there is an alternative for it that produces amazing results without animals being harmed, but last time we tried people weren't too pleased with the side effects.
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I claim JESUS

JESUS wants my semen for breakfast in heaven
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Cirno claimu
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Claiming Sonokawa Momoka-sama ^^
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>>714101444
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>>714101379
555
roll
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>>714101357
>>714101390
>>714101419
>>714101463
>>714101491
>>714101519

Can I have that folder?
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>>714101338
>>714101357
>>714101374
>>714101379
>>714101422
>>714101429
>>714101447

welcome back everyone

>>714101374
not only you. I have to get up in 5 hours or so... I should definitely go to bed

goodnight everyone
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Claim
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>>714101539
save whatever you like ;)
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>>714101552
g'night
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>>714101516
git gud
roll
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Here
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>>714101552
konnichiwa ^^

>>714101645
I like them all
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>>714101811
that's much better, actually
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>>714101683
joa mien timing ist schlecht
wird schon noch werden
>roll
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>>714101683
>>714101882
schon besser
>roll
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>>714101882
Nicht übel, das könnte bald was werden.
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>>714101811
what a satisfying gif
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Practice makes me distracted
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Believe it or not, this is actually an improvement to these threads.
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>>714101990
>dirty rollando
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>>714101811
Lots of nerve gas please.
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>>714101979
>>714102115
Ach, jetzt schon 3mal hintereinander? So haben wir nicht gewettet!
>roll
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>>714102115
roll
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>>714102290

filename
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>>714102206
Ich will, dass du die Figur nicht mehr anschauen kannst ohne dich an ihr dreckiges Geheimis zu erinnern...

>roll 444 hoffentlich
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>>714102316
That should get shopped so it's not a pawn, but cum
XDddd
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>>714101113
Rolling to claim chara
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>>714102316
>>714102443
Actually, her finger is a bit off the top. I can't tell what piece that is. Is it a King?

It looks like there's something there, but idk what
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>>714102489
Reroll
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>>714102443
You are extremely lewd and rude!
What gives?

>>714102441
Shiro is rein und ich werde ihre Unschuld verteidigen!
Roll!

>>714102546
It's a king.
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>>714102206
>>714102766

>roll lucky 7 incoming
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>>714102784
Der shitposter is immer näher dran als wir...
roll
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>>714102784
Jetzt aber! Roll!
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>>714102895
ich werde mich dann wohl für heute verabschieden, also einen letzten versuch
>roll
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Best husbando Emizel claimed.
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Flandre Poster claimed.
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>>714102017
Prisoner.
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>>714103008
Na gut, dann bis morgen. Schlaf schön!
>verzweifelter Roll
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>>714102766
>You are extremely lewd and rude!
>What gives?
I'm just being me.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>It's a king.
ok.
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Barracks' hallway smells like beer, if the smell stays tomorrow, we're fucked
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>>714103337
ow ꒰•‧̫•ू꒱
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>>714103483
That's what you get for being a drunkard bote.
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'/'/'
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>>714103371
Not gonna lie, that's really hot.
If you watched the anime, you'd see how only the king would make sense.

>>714103483
Cover it up with the strong stench of vomit!
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>>714103501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
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>>714103483
Stop being a tard. Air that shit out yo.
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>>714103659
I don't get it.
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>>714103559
Believe it or not I actually didn't drink with them.

>>714103604
If they keep the drinking up, they'll do it for me

>>714103706
All the windows are open already
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>>714103604
>If you watched the anime, you'd see how only the king would make sense.
I did, but I just looked at the shape and stuff...
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>>714103898
Why would you even save that lewd, let alone post it.
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>>714104168
I like it when she puts ice cream inside herself

It's very hot
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I bet you play other Katawa Shoujo girls routes on different saves.
Fucking degenerates.
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>>714103873
Throw out everything that smells (bottles, cans, soaked clothes), then wash all else (esp. floor) and air that shit.
If it doesn't help despite the smell of the polish, try covering it up with a smaller mistake, maybe a spilled meal or whatever.
Most importantly make sure everyone brushes their teeth in the morning.

>>714103898
I'd pay good cash to eat that popsicle.
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claimed
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>>714104357
I didn't. I got bored the first time playing.
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>>714104292
I like it too
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>>714104390
>I'd pay good cash to eat that popsicle.
So would I, friend. So would I.
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>>714104292
She's covered in cum and has tears in the corners of her eyes. Seems like she just got fucked by multiple people without her consent.
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Why do you savages lewd your fucking waifus. Disgusting
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>>714104390
I'll do everything you said tonight, it's only 6pm here, they're bound to keep drinking trohought the night. Worst case scenario a few people get arrested or PT.
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>>714104292
>It's very hot
Oh the irony.
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>>714104650
I have the bandaid version of that pic

>>714104727
>She's covered in cum
I, too, had considered this, but due to no extra pages in the series, I came to the conclusion that it could very well be melted popsicle she rubbed all over herself.

>and has tears in the corners of her eyes
This can be taken a few ways, but given that there was no continuation of this (an image without any of that, and one where the glass is cleared a bit further only), I took it as like the same kind as if you sneezed or something. She also icecream on her face, too, so maybe some got in her eye.

>Seems like she just got fucked by multiple people without her consent.
I try not to take it like that, as you can see.
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>>714105282
yeah, like look at this pic. She made herself a bunch of ice dildos, but she's still tearing up.

Same with this pic, too
IDK what you'd call it, but it's just a reaction, sorta. Not sad
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>>714104872
Only lewd in private.
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>>714105481
Thank you for your understanding of this matter
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Cosplaying as Emi is really hard
You have to saw off your legs the authentic look.
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I'm gonna shoot your fucking eye out faggot
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Anyone who lewds their waifu is a fucking cuck
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>>714105893
SAY IT!
SAY IT, BAKA!
ONE MORE TIME!
I DARE YOU!
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Ah.
This shit still up?
Cool
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>>714106457
>cool
Cool
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>>714106457
Been a while.
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>>714106678
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