Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

So /b/ this girl has a really bad crush on me, trips decides

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 302
Thread images: 33
File: Screenshot_2016-12-04-13-53-12.png (172 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-12-04-13-53-12.png
172 KB, 1080x1920
So /b/ this girl has a really bad crush on me, trips decides what i say.
>>
Can you send me a pic of your tits?
>>
Get you some
>>
not much... wanna fuck?
>>
>>714091647
roll
>>
>>714091647
rollin
>>
>>714091647
roll pls
>>
>>714091647
Roll
>>
>>714091647
rawl
>>
>>714091647
Reroll
>>
>>714091647
rolling
>>
>>714091647

Roll
>>
>>714091647
rawlin
>>
>>714091647
This
>>
>>714091647
roll
>>
>>714091647
roll
>>
>>714091647
Roll for this dude
>>
>>714091647
Get
>>
>>714091647
trips get
>>
>>714091509
I'll
Roll for this
>>
tits or gtfo rollerino
>>
>>714092001
1 off feelsbad
>>
"Hitler did nothing wrong."

Rollin...
>>
>>714092016
He got this year, that gottta count for something

Also roll
>>
>>714091647
Roll
>>
Talk about those nudes you gonna send me
>>
>>714091509
Rolling
>>
Even if the holocaust happened, nothing of value was lost.
>>
>>714091509
Roll
>>
>>714092055
Winrar Boys
>>
>>714092055
Winrar?
>>
File: 2016_10_27_08.57.50.jpg (520 KB, 1149x1196) Image search: [Google]
2016_10_27_08.57.50.jpg
520 KB, 1149x1196
Trips? Why not just dubs you fucking loser
>>
>>714092163
Rollin for this...
>>
RAWLLLLL
>>
Would you be willing to suck my dick while I call you by my mother's name?
>>
>>714092295
ROLL
>>
Wowee
>>
dubs you fucking cuck
>>
>>714092163
Rolling
>>
File: 1473754630852.jpg (34 KB, 424x362) Image search: [Google]
1473754630852.jpg
34 KB, 424x362
>>714090752
>>714091647
Delivar!
>>
>>714092295
Rolling
>>
>>714091647
Trips get
>>
>>714090752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>
Inb4 /thread
>>
>>714091647
This
>>
I'd like to melt a recycling symbol #4 Tupperware lid into your bellybutton and lick it out.
>>
>>714092163
Roll
>>
>>714091647
rollx2
>>
I want to get close with you, but only if i know you want to aswell so send me tits
>>
>>714092417
reroll
>>
>>714092505
>>
File: YouWhat.jpg (128 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
YouWhat.jpg
128 KB, 400x400
>>714092505
Roll
>>
>>714091509
Roĺl
>>
>>
>>714092419
Dubz you fuck now deliver
>>
>>714091647
Roll
>>
>>714091509
Trips get
>>
>>714092505
Ro
>>
Can we have intercourse with the sole purpose of procreation?
>>
>>714092505
Check deez trips
>>
File: 1480494284145.jpg (330 KB, 608x1070) Image search: [Google]
1480494284145.jpg
330 KB, 608x1070
Trips this will take too damn long
>>
>>714091509
>>714091509
Now
>>
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>
>>714092665
Roll
>>
>>714092163
Reroll
>>
>>714091647
Roll
>>
>>714091647
Check em
>>
>>714090752
Tell her you will only fuck her if she uses a strap-on
>>
Oh did you know? I came out gay last week, pretty proud of it myself :)
>>
>>714091647
Roll
>>
>>714092776
Roll
>>
Just ask for Tits
>>
Oh girl, I'm just so fucking horny I just want to cum all over you, please send pictures of you wearing a diaper, I'm into that, it's not because of childhood problems tho, I had a nice childhood and my uncle didn't do nothing wrong with me okay.
>>
>>714092190

This
>>
>>714091647
Rolling
>>
>>714092776
So close
Rollin 4 this.
>>
>>714092790
Roll for this
>>
>>714091509
Trrrips get
>>
Tits?
>>
Post pic of gril op
>>
did you know i'm black?
>>
>>714092864
Roll real quick
>>
>>714092878
Roll
>>
>>714092849
Roll
>>
>>714092887
>>714092889
Good job guys.
>>
>>714092776
Re-roll
>>
>>714092665
roll
>>
>>714092163
This Boys
>>
Sorry,I already had sex with my dad today
>>
gy
>>
I got a big Ole nigger cock
>>
>>714092849
Rollo
>>
>>714091647

Rolljj
>>
>>714092947
Kek
Also: Send pics of that pussy
>>
>>714092962
Rollong
>>
>>714092849
rolllllll
>>
I'm bored, send nudes?
>>
youre honestly a fucking nasty whore dont talk to me slut
rolllllll
>>
>>714092776
Off by one Reeeeeeeeeee
>>
Do you listen to paramore?
>>
Jesus OP just ask her for Nudes and stop being a little beta cuck
>>
File: 1474112951683.jpg (104 KB, 540x720) Image search: [Google]
1474112951683.jpg
104 KB, 540x720
>>714092887
>>714092889
2 of by 1s... Bullshit
>>714092665
Rolling
>>
I'm gay
>>
OP is a gayfag trips take too long
>>
are you sub or dom in bed ;)
>>
Would you have a threesome with your dad
>>
Date me or I'll kill myself
>>
I want to smear my cum all over your pussy
>>
>>714091647
>>
>>714092776
One last time
>>
This thread is trash.
>>
so... like what's popping with you?
>>
>>714093171
Rolling got this
>>
>>714091647
roll
>>
>>714093191
Roll for this shit>>714093159
>>
a
>>
"Alright I know you like me, send the nudes, I'll give the dick"
>>
Don't reply at all
>>
Did you know that I'm a fag? is not because I'm into dudes, it's because I could be asking for nudes to share with the guys in 4chan but instead I'm asking for trips just to get (you)s. I should kill myself.
>>
>>714091647
333
>>
>>714093191
Rollo
>>
IM A FUCKING FAGGOT STOP MESSAGING ME THANKS
>>
>>714091647
This. Also, OP is a fag.
>>
>>714093268
Roll
>>
>>714093029
R
>>
I'm a gay faggot
>>
>>714090752
Tell her you are gay
>>
>>714090752
This trips decide Bullshit o woulda had the bitch in the sac already Jesus fuckin Christ
>>714091647
Rollin
>>
>>714093268
ROLLO
>>
>>714093191
This
>>
wanna sex that
>>
The only reason she using Snapchat is to show you nudes.... come on man.
>>
rolll
>>
>>714093171
Roll
>>
My real name is Cuckleberry Finn
>>
>>714090752
fuck her and show us the pics
>>
>>714093268
rollll
>>
can u send me nude fotos k ty love u
>>
>>714091647
>te] [Auto] 5
>>
Your dad is hot. I'd let him bend me over anytime
>>
Tell her you will fuck her if she has a dick
>>
Op here
Because this is taking so long NEXT dubs gets it
>>
Do you like the alphabet?
>>
>>714090752
Make it dubs you pansy
>>
I would love to be raped to death by a pack of niggers
>>
My real name is Huckleberry Fuck
>>
yo girl what's up
>>
Send nudes pls
>>
>>714093648
roll
>>
I'm a homosexual and i'd like you to wreck my rectum with a strap on
>>
>>714091509
Dubs get
>>
Abandon Thread, OP is a fag.
>>
>>714091509
Roll for this
>>
i'm a homosexual rapper, i adapt to cock and strap ons with hard ons
>>
I really wish you are a trap because I'm into feminine dicks, it's not gay tho okay, because traps look like girls.
>>
>>714093648
Roll
>>
>>714093648
Re-roll
>>
>>714093648
Roll
>>
Tits or gtfo
>>
>>714091509
dubs
>>
do you have a tampon in you i could borrow?
I am very thirsty.
>>
wanna see my dick, gurl?
>>
i heard you were in to me? well i'm a faggot
>>
I love long schlongs
>>
>>714093734
Roll for tits
>>
Not much, just talking with my best friend (you)XDXD
Do you rp btw? xD i really like itxD
>>
>>714093800
CHECk IT CHECK IT CHECK IT
>>
>>714093800
WINRAR
>>
I'm going to rape you to death
>>
My dick.
>>
ye
>>
>>714093848
Reroll
>>
>>714091647
I'm sick of this, roll
>>
>>714091509
>>
If I cut my erect penis off would you use it as a dildo?
>>
my peepee is hard because of u
>>
Do you like to fuck niggers you fucking whore? What happened to our white race? this world is filled with fucking nigger faggot loving degenerates.
>>
Please leave me a lone and block my number
>>
>>714093999
O fuck
>>
>>714093999
AAWWWWW SHIIIIT BOIIIISSSSS
>>
>>714093999
trips

OP, deliver, you faggot
>>
>>714091647
ROLL

(FUCK YOU FOR MAKING IT TRIPS)
>>
>>714093999
Winrar
>>
>>714093999
Win now change to dubs op
>>
>>714093999
Yas
>>
>>714093999
WINRAR! OP IS A NAZI
>>
>>714093999
Fucking rip
>>
>>714093999
Fucking winrar
>>
>>714093999
deliver this is gold lmao
>>
>>714093999
Oh god no..
Fucking Trumpfags should be banned on this board.
Also if override trips: Send nudes
>>
I'm stroking my dick thinking about your mom. Shame she's dead and all that.
>>
>>714094144
Faggot detected if trips go kys
>>
>>714093999

OP,Deliver!
>>
>>714094144
GET OUT STOP RUINING OUR FUN THIS IS FUCKING GOLDEN COMEDY YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG FUCKING GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
File: Jerry.jpg (38 KB, 240x260) Image search: [Google]
Jerry.jpg
38 KB, 240x260
>>714093999
wasted trips
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-12-04-14-30-00.png (199 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-12-04-14-30-00.png
199 KB, 1080x1920
Will update when she responds
>>
>>714093999
Lmao op deliver
>>
Deliver you motherfucker faggot.
>>
>>714094350
KEK
>>
>>714093999
Do it op, deliver kek
>>
>>714094350
BRUHHHH
LMAO
>>
>>714094350
Madman
>>
>>714094350
YES thank you op you are awesome kek
>>
>>714094350
RIP Nudes
>>
File: IMG_0810-475x475-1.jpg (34 KB, 475x475) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0810-475x475-1.jpg
34 KB, 475x475
>>714094350
OP actually delivered
>>
>>714094350
Limao
>>
>>714094350
Kek
>>
>>714094350
Fucking KEK
>>
File: OPIsFaggot.jpg (66 KB, 600x450) Image search: [Google]
OPIsFaggot.jpg
66 KB, 600x450
Waiting.
>>
>>714094797
>>714094350
Are you fucking dumb?
>>
>>714094891
7 minutes have passed, so this anon is a
>>
>>714094891

around here the answer to that question is almost undeniably yes
>>
>>714095003
If she has a crush on OP she probably also likes niggers
>>
>>714095111
trips of truth
>>
>>714095111
LEL, TRIPS GET
>>
>>714095111
Trips speak truth
>>
OP after she replies let's do it with dubs, otherwise this thread will die
>>
File: 923785922.jpg (7 KB, 225x224) Image search: [Google]
923785922.jpg
7 KB, 225x224
>>714095111
>>
File: Ae898.jpg (181 KB, 685x550) Image search: [Google]
Ae898.jpg
181 KB, 685x550
>>
File: 1413165330320.png (42 KB, 256x256) Image search: [Google]
1413165330320.png
42 KB, 256x256
>>714095634
shut up
>>
>>714095634
Newfag detected
Gtfo
>>
File: Dont404OnMe.jpg (34 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]
Dont404OnMe.jpg
34 KB, 500x375
>>714090752
>>
File: holeguy.png (39 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]
holeguy.png
39 KB, 200x200
>>714095832
>>
File: 1476645911556.jpg (80 KB, 540x360) Image search: [Google]
1476645911556.jpg
80 KB, 540x360
Damn are you sure she has a crush on you OP? she's taking so long to reply
>>
Op here, after each response I'll use the first dubs I see
>>
File: IMG_0542.gif (1 MB, 320x289) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0542.gif
1 MB, 320x289
So.

OP could have gotten laid, easily.

But instead chose to be a true autistic sperglord, and self-sabotage his chances.

OP, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
>>
>>714096304
in that case: "Do you wanna finger my ass?"
>>
Sry baby I habe autismo, and also im gay.. Sorry that I referred to myself on that message, wanna go out today?
>>
>>714096304
OP here. This guy is not OP.

Am still waiting for the reply from the barbie.
>>
File: IMG_7835.jpg (41 KB, 460x676) Image search: [Google]
IMG_7835.jpg
41 KB, 460x676
>>714096336
Maybe he has a gf, or grill op is talking to is a landwhale
>>
>>714096481
SKIPPEDy DUBZ
>>
>>714096304
let me put my dooper in your pooper
>>
>>714096461
He said after each response, not before
>>
>>714096503
Ignore him, I'm the real OP. Dubs from now on.
>>
>>714096481
Roll dubs for autismo special need kid op
>>
>>714096336
Maybe the girl is obese
>>
>>714096503
Op here, this guy saying he is the OP is not the OP. Nor is the first OP. I am the real OP.
still waiting.
>>
>>714096336
hey you, dont be a fucking faggot, faggot
>>
>>714096644
No im the real op all these guys are neckbearded imitators
>>
>>714096644
Op here, can confirm
>>
>>714096644
OP here I rape baby niggers, heil hitler KKK fuck my jew nigger faggot ass lol kek
>>
File: IMG_7838.jpg (59 KB, 514x536) Image search: [Google]
IMG_7838.jpg
59 KB, 514x536
>>714096644
Wtf is going on
>>
>>714090752
I wanna see you naked send pics pls
>>
"Sorry about that, I posted our conversation on this imageboard and told people that they could choose what I say to you. I hope this hasn't tarnished your image of me. Anyway, wanna go get dinner sometime?"
>>
OP here, I'm going to give up on this thread because she's not replying... If she does reply I'm going to make another thread, but for now this one is dead.
>>
>>714096732
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY GUY GOOD JOB!
>>
File: guh.jpg (11 KB, 315x160) Image search: [Google]
guh.jpg
11 KB, 315x160
>>714096734
>>
>>714096796
rolling
>>
>>714091647
>>
I'm so sorry for that. You see, I'm a pathetic individual. Rather than having the courage to reply to you like a normal person, I chose, instead, to post a screenshot of our conversation on 4Chan. I told the posters there that I'd send whatever messages came from posts ending in trips, and later dubs because I was too spineless to even stick to my own rules for the game.

The truth is that I'm an autistic dumbass, and the crazy messages I've sent, including this one, are written by someone else. You deserve someone better than me, and I truly hope you find them.
>>
File: 1470088737832.jpg (50 KB, 570x587) Image search: [Google]
1470088737832.jpg
50 KB, 570x587
>>714096796
>>
>>714096796
FUCK THAT
>>
File: Ikickyourassmotherfucker.gif (857 KB, 324x333) Image search: [Google]
Ikickyourassmotherfucker.gif
857 KB, 324x333
>>714096796
Don't ruin shit you shit
>>
OP here. I am a massive faggot
>>
Sorry m'lady, it seems as if my manners have eluded me. You see, I am a very shy human bean ~owo~, and sometimes I don't know how to respond to females. xD B-but maybe, you know, there is a REAAALLY nice hole in the wall coffee place downtown, could you, err, do you want to, er, go there for coffee? Heh x] You know, it's up to you! Thank you :)
>>
So are you going to come over?
>>
well fu
>>
On a scale of lead pipe to dinky slinky, how kinky are you?
>>
Let's fuck right now
>>
i'm going to get a homeless person, drive to your home, see gim fucking you and agter he cumm inside your pussy I'm going to lick it all. Light some candles, I'll be there in 10 minutes
>>
>>714097624
On a lead of you to scale, how pipe are kinky?
>>
File: thatisme.png (86 KB, 1139x857) Image search: [Google]
thatisme.png
86 KB, 1139x857
>>714096644
Proof that I am OP.

When the girl replies, next GET are 34, 51, 83.
>>
>>714097056
Rolling for this because op is a fag
>>
On a scale of 1/10 how much am i having sex tonight
>>
File: 15234362numbers.png (335 KB, 640x437) Image search: [Google]
15234362numbers.png
335 KB, 640x437
Send her this
>>
Am i going to penetrate you?
>>
Yeah, thats how i had to watch incest porn
>>
>>714098023
How fucking retarded are you?

>hurrrrr let's do trips only
>hurrrrr takes too long reeeee
>hurrrr dubs now
>hurrrr pick trips anyway
>hurrrrrr abandon thread
>hurrrrr jk still here
>hurrrr here are some specific numbers to get to make me keep showing off my absolute maximum autism

You're a fucking fag and should kill yourself.
>>
>>714098540
this
>>
>>714098540
Completely agree

OP is a fag
>>
File: Proof.png (136 KB, 917x846) Image search: [Google]
Proof.png
136 KB, 917x846
>>714098023
Yeah, that totally proves everything.
>>
File: 1475365949374.png (54 KB, 800x1200) Image search: [Google]
1475365949374.png
54 KB, 800x1200
OP was trying to get tons of (you)s and internet fame but this thread will die and he will have to explain to that girl why he acted like a faggot.
>>
>>714098859
OP's on mobile
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-12-04-22-13-20.png (470 KB, 1440x2560) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-12-04-22-13-20.png
470 KB, 1440x2560
OP here, she blocked me. Thread is kill, lol.
>>
>>714098023
>>
>>714095634
fuck off newfag
>>
Lemme pooch that gooch ',;^)
>>
>>714099105
Nope, his screen is definitely from a PC, otherwise you'd see the phone HUD. Also,
>implying he couldn't just take a screenshot from the phone, send it to himself via mail, shop it and upload it.
>>
>>714099102
Dis
>>
>>714099102
>implying op is chatting with himself
>>
>>714099105
>filename: thatisme.png
>durr, must be OP, he's on mobile.

Are you retarded? If it was from a cellphone, it wouldn't have a custom name. It's a really shitty fake, doesn't even have the phone display.
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-12-04-15-28-30.png (225 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-12-04-15-28-30.png
225 KB, 1080x1920
The real op is here
>>
Fuck it next post with an 8 at the end gets it
>>
>>714101221
Fuck her hard.
>>
>>714101221
It's okay honey... but my dick got a bit soft.. care to help? post results
>>
>>714101601
roll
>>
>>714091509
hmmm
>>
>>714101601

rulls
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-12-04-15-37-04.png (187 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-12-04-15-37-04.png
187 KB, 1080x1920
Op delivers
>>
>>714101975
op why are you entertaning a bunch of virgins on 4chin instead of getting that pussy
>>
>>714096336
Maybe op doesn't have trouble getting laid so he doesn't need to fuck everything that throws it's pussy at him
>>
Make her put a pole in her pussy
>>
>>714101975
what is next roll?
>>
>>714101975
New thread op?
>>
>>714102181
Spoken like a true fucking virgin. no reason to ever turn down pussy.
>>
Make her draw a swastika with lipstick on her ass
>>
>>714102641
Are you retarded? I think you're putting pussy on a pedestal when it never deserves to be on one in the first place
>>
>>714101975

REPLAY AND POST THAT FUCKING SNAP TO US MOTHERFUCKER
>>
>>714101975
send her a pic of your dick with a face drawn on the head
>>
>>714103004
yes
>>
File: download.jpg (8 KB, 299x168) Image search: [Google]
download.jpg
8 KB, 299x168
>>714090752
Invite her to a movie feel her up in the theatre, fuck her mouth in your car after!
>>
>>714101975
>Gap in the convo
What did we miss, OP ?
Thread replies: 302
Thread images: 33


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.