>tfw when you're an ugly, socially retarded female, who
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>tfw when you're an ugly, socially retarded female, who is just a useless piece of flesh in this world
How I wish I was a cute Stacy, who gets love and attention every day from dozens of her friends and Chads. I see no purpose in such a life. Should I just an Hero?
>inb4 "tits or gtfo"
>>714070225
>ugly ,socially retarded female
inb4 a 30 yo man,no timestamp fgt/lesbo
Dont worry, when we die we will wake up from this reality simulation and realize our true lives and memories
Post a picture and i might be inclined to fake some empathy in order to get noodz
Pic plz or gtfo
>>714070361
T-thanks anon
Youre not useless if its a good a fap. Postem
>>714070225
OP can't inb4, it's a rule.
>>714070225
Let's see how bad it really is...
Every woman can be turned to a beauty
>"inb4 tits or gtfo"
> is OP
> OP with terrible attitude
> If your opinions of yourself are those of disgust and hate
> Why would anyone else like you?
> Kill yourself or stop taking yourself so seriously
>>714070673
You guys fap to literally anything, I don't think there is a thing disgusting enough for you
>>714070657
Hahahahaha!
That's not even remotely true.
>>714070225
Tits of gtfo.
>>714070225
we need a pic in order to best determine how to aid you.
>>714070333
30yo man reporting in, I am OP
You'd do the same if you were 30 and still on 4chin anon. It's fucked.
you know the rules
OP here, for everyone to see
>>714071259
>filename
>no timestamp
Try again
>>714071259
timestamp or GTFO
Better?
>>714070361
dumb frog poster
>>714070225
Holy shit. Stop being such a typical female. Put on thigh high striped socks and try to convince /g/ that you don't have a penis if you want attention.
Seriously, learn to code and join the /g/entlemen in our open source projects. Technology is fun and is a favorite pastime of basement dwellers everywhere. Avoid Microsoft, Solus, Apple, and graphics card threads. If you have stupid questions, put them in the the stupid questions thread. If you want to install GNU/Linux, go balls deep and do Debian with KDE. Life is what you make of it.
>>>/g/
>>714071259
You don't look ugly at all.
>>714071259
welp i dont know if you have a penis or not but your still decent enough id smash, quit cryin
attention whore/10
>>714071519
You don't look bad. I would date you and give love is you were a nice person.
>>714071519
you're a pretty girl. go to the mall and get your eyebrows under control.
just remember, most guys want to fuck you. use that knowledge to exude confidence.
oh....and show us your panty drawer, please. :)
TITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNTTITS OR GTFO CUNT
>>714071259
>>714071519
Pretty average.
>>714071822
check'd, agree'd and sage'd
>>714071259
>>714071519
You're average, do something with your hair and you can look better - your haircut probably didn't change since you were 8 years old. See the problem?
>>714071655
god dammit faggot really?
Your cunt might be useful to someone. Don't kill yourself yet.
>>714071936
tame them eyebrows and a manicure would help, too.
>>714071900
Well, double dubs can't lie, I guess I am an attention whore
>>714070225
tits or fuck the fuck off
>>714071519
And now post one where you're wearing makeup and are all dolled up
>>714071519
id say you have a dam good chance at friends and relationship with that look as is. As long as your not crazy or something.
>>714071519
Tits still required.
Intermediate info: nah, hotter than half my exes. If you have any redeeming features at all you'll be fine. You just to sort your shit out.
>>714070361
our minds get deleted we are just npcs for the real players
>>714071519
you are not that ugly, stop being a little bitch about. If you are not morbitly obese 80% of men will stick it to you without hesitation
>>714072092
>As long as your not crazy or something.
>I see no purpose in such a life. Should I just an Hero?
Probably normal.
>>714071519
Your not ugly.
>>714071964
I'm shilling the best board on other boards. What do you want? Need help installing Gentoo?
>>714071519
Bb wan sum fug?
>>714071655
install solus
>>714072106
It's a fucking guy, you faggot. Kill yourself.
>>714070225
Sara, is that you?
>>714070225
Tits or gtfo
>>714072143
I don't know about you, amerifats, but here in easter europe where an average girl is at least 8/10, it's hard for me
>>714072231
NO
FUCK YOU KEVIN
>>714071655
A little correction.
/g/ is about free software, not open-source.
dumb proprietary poster
>>714072239
/someone else
Shit i totally forgot this place is crawling with traps.
Fucking internet.
>op cant inb4
>tits or gtfo
you're average
>>714071259
>>714071519
Clearly a dude. If you think overwise then you should gas your degenerate self.
>claims to be ugly
>still enough confidence to post her own face
YOU FOOL you have no idea what it's like to be a man!
>>714072285
not amerifag. even for eastern europe you are average. have been there many times
>>714070225
Dont. I promise you, in a couple of years you'll be happy, and not only that, much more mature than your friends because of your suffering. Dont hurt yourself.
>>714070225
You cannot inb4 tits.
You must show tits.
>>714072208
no, don't invite these faggots to our board you fuck
>>714071519
Your fine you just got self esteem issues
>>714071259
I regret to inform you that the non transcripted laws of this webpage state that you must elevate a sign that indicates the current time, date and name of the subpage you're currently uploading to and expose your mammaries in order for your statement to be heard and taken with full caution by the users of this webpage. If you do not wish to take that action, we will be forced to ask you to leave the webpage in a matter that is everything but gallant.
>>714072309
>/g/ is about free software, not open-source
If it's open source, you're free to modify the source code as you please. If something is not free as in freedumbs, you can make it that way. Also, I hope you don't use IntelME, fucking hypocrite. If you do, the NSA has full memory and TCP/IP stack access regardless of your operating system or firewalls. Nigger.
>>714072490
I'd rather bring in the unwashed masses of /b/ than continue dealing with the iPajeets.
>>714072472
these days "tits" dont guaranty shit pal.. you REALLY need to know if its a chick you need to see pussy and face in the same shot .. any fag with a lil cash can buy "tits"
>>714072285
Eastern European here, with makeup you could pass for 7 or 8
>>714070225
There's no such thing as socially retarded female, you fucking whore. Women are socially privileged
>>714071519
You're cute. You're in Germany? I'd totally date you.
>>714072691
at night that is
>>714072649
No. You can be sued for infringing the license.
>>714072691
БЯЛО ЗЕЛЕНО ЧЕРВЕНО ХАЙДЕ МОМЧЕТА
Show us your tits, and we'll say if you are an useless cunt
>>714072621
shut the fuck up
>>714071259
Female as in (XY) female?
>>714072285
Eastern European, you're average and fuckable, some makeup the right clothing and I'd even consider you hot. Get over yourself you attention whore.
>>714072840
>You can be sued
I was told the same thing about the hundreds of gigabytes of shit I'm seeding. Who gives a fuck?
>>714072955
You can put on makeup, but you can't hide your autism
>>714072885
Did you get disgruntled by my statement, my dear sir/madam?
>>714072621
faggot
>>714073050
No one bets an eye on that. But you try do do anything serious that infringes the license you are fucked.
Mainly if they are related to the freedoms 2 and 3.
2 - The freedom to distribute the software.
3 - The freedom to distribute the software with modifications.
>>714073064
Autisms better than the dull attitude basic bitches around here have, trust me.
Do you even have tits?
>>714073250
SHOW THEM!
>>714072113
>tfw you don't even live in the Wild West
>>714073231
I have a Dell laptop that I turned into a hackintosh. The cunts who distribute the modified versions of Mac OS X with Clover bootloader haven't been sued. Others who were selling prebuilt hackintosh computers were sued. Why? They were making money from it. Don't make money off it and you can do whatever you want.
>>714071259
>>714071519
Is your name Olga or Helga? I feel like those names would suit you. Honestly you wouldn't be my type but you aren't anywhere as ugly as you think. You just gotta believe a little more in yourself, super low self-esteem can be a real boner kill for many guys. Maybe give yourself a bit of an image change to build confidence.
>>714073050
Also, it means they can enforce the law, but don't. If they change their minds you are fucked.
>>714073146
>>714072840
>getting sued for downloading files illegaly in Eastern Europe
>>714073532
Gertrude. I guess that's something similar
>>714071519
dont an hero for your looks lady. most people look worse than you. beauty in the eye of the beholder, every piss pot can find a lid, that kind of thing you know. id cum on your face
>but seriously now it's time to see those titties
>>714073680
Nice. Do you go by a nickname?
>>714071519
Stop being a lazy shit. Go for a haircut, dress well, suck dick.
You have lots of potential. Work bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To
>>714073680
Also - biste deutsch oder was?
>>714073535
Financially they can't.
>>714073815
Not german. Don't really have a nickname
>>714073815
lies den thread du autistischer vollmongo
>>714071655
> Balls deep
> Debian + KDE
Shit anon, between this and the frogpost you look like a retard.
>>714073807
But I like my long blonde hair. Probably the only thing I like in myself
>>714074026
New haircut =/= cutting it short, tard.
>>714074026
You could lots of things like brushing and stuff like that.
DONT BE A LAZY CUNT.
>>714073932
I'm pretty sure that's a german name though, well - there are plenty of autistic neckbeards out there at your disposal.
>>714074014
Debian is the end result of hoping from meme distro to meme distro. It just works.
>>714071259
But do you do anal, and actually have a real vagina?
>>714071519
Oh dear. You think THAT"S terrible enough to kill yourself???? Hahaha walk a mile in my shoes chick. I still managed to get a nice, cute girl and cut out a bit of life. I'm 41 and was SURE those things were never going to happen when I was your age. Be patient. Life is fucking looooong and you'll carve your niche. Trust me.
>>714070225
tits please, or GTFO
>>714074209
Enjoy your systemd fgt
>devuan
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).
1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")
2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).
3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?
Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?
I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.
30. There are no girls on the internet.
31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
>>714071519
now the tits, boy
Sometimes I feel more like an NPC than a player.
>>714070225
>inb4 "tits or gtfo"
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.
31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
Thought manifests into reality
>>714074209
> It just works
(A certain fruit came to my mind for some reason)
Well, if you know what you are doing most distros are fine, but if you going "balls deep" i would consider at least Arch, but better Gentoo, where you really build it from the ground and get to understand the system
If not then I guess any stablished distro works. Just don't fall for the Mint meme.
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded cuck.
>>714071519
>no tits
>probably a dude
OP you are not ugly your ares are beautiful just do something with your hair and your eyebrows, you can always work out to get a nice body
>>714071259
You remind me of Dexter Morgans sister. That's not a bad thing. Put on some fucking makeup like every other female on the planet and you'll have all the dick you can ask for. You're not ugly, fucking appreciate what you've got because it's more than 99% of the people you're whining to.
>>714074623
Sometimes you want a workstation you don't have to spend hours a week maintaining. I used Gentoo as a desktop in 2004. I've played with arch a bunch, and it's got a lot to recommend it.
I've tried a lot of distros, including mint meme, and keep coming back to raw Debian. It just works best for me. I have it on my octocore desktop, my ancient netbook, and about 20 vms at work. It just clicks with me.
>>714070225
OP girls like you would've been gassed some years ealier...
just putting this here to make yo ufeel better
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>>714073876
Pathetic....
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded cuck.
Literally just learn to use makeup and you can have any man you want, you don't even have to have social skills.
You're judging yourself by comparing what you see in the mirror after waking up versus other women who spend an hour in front of it priming themselves.
>>714074852
Most of the time when I go to "rate me /b/" threads, I see absolutely normal looking guys whining about them being ugly virgins. Face it, where all little whiny bitches here
>>714074360
That's not what you think it is, faggot. Google it.
>>714074623
>> It just works
>(A certain fruit came to my mind for some reason)
>i would consider at least Arch
This is pure and unfiltered autism.
>where you really build it from the ground and get to understand the system
Oh, like LFS? Gentoo is horse shit.
> Just don't fall for the Mint meme.
There's something we can agree on.
>>714075080
You wot mate? I was only authistically discussing about linux distros and ignoring the alleged female.
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>>714073050
Betas...
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded cuck.
>>714075080
Excuse you, bitch. Some of us are arguing about technology. You can shove it up your ass, pretty boy.
>>714075080
>>714075239
Samefag.
>>714070225
show us that useless piece of flesh and stop being an attention whore
>>714070225
When the fuck did this become /r9k/
OP here, who wants to be my bf?
>>714075133
>That's not what you think it is, faggot.
I'm pretty sure I know what it is. Feel free to enlighten me on what you think though.
>>714071259
Your face is fine
>>714070225
There is no, and never will be, an inb4 tits or gtfo. It's simply not possible. Pop them out, or go back to your knitting.
>>714072955
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>>714072385
You boys like b8?
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded cuck...,..,
>>714075133
LFS is OK too, as good or as bad as you make it really. It's not like you discovered a new world for me with citing such an "obscure" distro.
Arch has served me well for some time now, no complains at all.
I can't agree on Gentoo being horseshit, but I haven't really got my hands too dirty with it, who knows.
For you I recomend Hana Montana linux though.
>>714070225
>why can't I find love when I'm so concerned with vanity?
Gee I dunno. Buy some makeup?
>>714071519
WHAT THELL? THIS IS BAIT YOU AUTISTS. SHES CUTE AF, NO WAY SHE POSTED THAT BS ABOUT WANTING TO BE STACEY
but OP is actually pretty lookin'
>>714075383
me :3
>>714071519
Would smash
>>714074805
>>714075080
that's what I was trying to say by claiming OP's a dude. Tits or gtfo exists also in order to spot "traps"
>>714075413
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Systemd
It's an initialization system (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Init). It's not a bad thing. It can also be replaced.
>>714071519
You're average, throw some makeup on and you could land a wallet.
>no tits?
Bitch please GTFO you were here to fish for some poor betas, you got your kik and mails now get lost you cunt or be of use and get naked.
>>714075456
>not being a retarded cuck
>taking time and effort to point out something obvious to people who don't care
Ya Dingus.
>>714071519
Would force you to eat all the eggs
>>714075202
(thumbs up) BUT you're still giving her thread credit by bumping her thread.
>>714075246
Above <3
>>714075321
HOLY SHIT! You're a genius! Are you a detective or something?
>>714075588
I'm just an oldfag with a hard-on for the rules.
>>714070859
It is true though. With plastic surgeries, diet and exercise, nice clothes, cool haircut and make up everything is possible
>>714070225
do you even realize how many guys fantasize about being raped by an ugly chick?
show us your tits, you ugly useless piece of flesh
>>714072861
ко речи
>>714075773
Never met a more tryhard newfag.
>>714075745
Don't disrespect the jedi master teaching the ways of the force to the younglings!
Listen son you might learn something...
>>714075830
>do you even realize how many guys fantasize about being raped by an ugly chick?
Outside of /b provably zero.
>>714072691
7 or 8 my ass.. 4/10 at very best
>>714075906
Incorrect.
>>714070225
>Be self-loathing ugly chick
>Become fuck piggy
>????
>Profit
>>714075826
>everything is fake
Fixed
>>714075461
>LFS is OK too, as good or as bad as you make it really. It's not like you discovered a new world for me with citing such an "obscure" distro.
I didn't think LFS was obscure. Maybe you just spend too much time ricing and watching anime.
>Arch has served me well for some time now, no complains at all.
Arch is like a cup that can't hold water because there's always a hole in the bottom.
>I can't agree on Gentoo being horseshit, but I haven't really got my hands too dirty with it, who knows.
Just like with Arch, it's always broken and fixing things is a pain. It's a good time waster if you're a NEET.
For you, I suggest Biebian because you're a faggot.
>>714075949
Lol that's a 4? If we're being honest, all natural, she's a 6. Solid 6.
>>714075896
ДАЙ МУ УЕЕЕЕЕ, КЪДЕ СТЕ УЕЕЕЕ
>>714075080
Fuck off, cancer lord.
>>714072861
БОЯТ НАСТАНА
>>714075773
Lol, zalgo text or triforce for us, oh mighty n̶e̶w̶f̶a̶g̶ oldfag.
>>714076049
МЪЛЧИ МА, ШАНВРАНТИЙО!
>>714070225
>hurr-durr female
>hurr-durr mah feels
fuck you bitch.. no scratch that.. fuck you UGLY bitch.. you know the fucking rules. TITS OT GTFO
> Should I just an Hero?
yes.. kys
>>714075973
Great job newfag.
>>714076049
у дома на топличко
>>714071259
A little work and i can make this girl look super hot ;)
>>714072113
We're actually just a bunch of old people being kept in stasis beds going through the same simulations over and over because we can't adjust to the future of neohumanism and their disorienting cultures and technology
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Pathetic...
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded cuck.
>>714071259
>>714071519
you're cute! totally would date you if you'd happen to live in my country and be gay
Tits or gtfo, this is not a suicidal support website (not on weekends)
>>714076351
n̴̨̢̛̮͇̣͚͇͓̜̣̺̠͔̦̬̗̯͔̺̆̀̃̿ͫ̽̄ͫ̚ͅe̶̢̧̞̩͖̥̺̠̻̯͕͕̟͙̟͕̬͕̩͊ͣ͋ͤͪͭ͑̄ͭ͌͟͝ͅw̨̡̢͇͎̰̫̜͙̹̪̮̺̥̙̳͇͐͊̒̔̾̎ͫ͒ͪͫ̓̄͆ͤ̀f̧̛̘͖̞̗̻̥̝̻̠̰̗̦ͫ̉͒̇͌ͪ̾ͩ̄̚͘͢a̴̗̭̬̤̻ͣ̃͒̄̿͂͘͟͟͡ͅg̵̡̡̯͇̮̯͖̞̖̺̟̹̩̤͓̭͕̩͙̮ͩͮͤ͊ͫ̄ͪ̅̿̔̔̔̃̕͝
>tfw you are too busy trolling to remember to make OP responses
>>714071519
you look pretty good actually
>>714076543
n̴̨̢̛̮͇̣͚͇͓̜̣̺̠͔̦̬̗̯͔̺̆̀̃̿ͫ̽̄ͫ̚ͅe̶̢̧̞̩͖̥̺̠̻̯͕͕̟͙̟͕̬͕̩͊ͣ͋ͤͪͭ͑̄ͭ͌͟͝ͅw̨̡̢͇͎̰̫̜͙̹̪̮̺̥̙̳͇͐͊̒̔̾̎ͫ͒ͪͫ̓̄͆ͤ̀f̧̛̘͖̞̗̻̥̝̻̠̰̗̦ͫ̉͒̇͌ͪ̾ͩ̄̚͘͢a̴̗̭̬̤̻ͣ̃͒̄̿͂͘͟͟͡ͅg̵̡̡̯͇̮̯͖̞̖̺̟̹̩̤͓̭͕̩͙̮ͩͮͤ͊ͫ̄ͪ̅̿̔̔̔̃̕͝
>>714076407
omega as fuck
>>714070225
where are you from op?
>>714071519
You're not ugly, you just need to smile a little more
wish I could be the one to help you do that but I doubt we have the time
OP what would you do with a penis?
Or a fleshlight for that matter?
>>714076159
I don't bark on command. Do you at least understand what I am doing here?
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>>714072191
Betas...
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded cuck.
>>714076634
Lithuania
>>714076868
ŝ͒̇́ͭ͒̏̚͠҉̖̹͚̳̠́t̸̴̛͕̫͍̹̣̮͇̫̬̜͉̦̟̟̳͈͈̠̳͋ͨͧ̑͑̌ͣ̇̈́̎͆͌̚̚͞ù̪̖͇̟̺̲̼͙̬̥̮̤̪̼͍̦̠̊ͪ̎͛̕͡ͅp̢̡̧̙̘͇̠͍̳͈̬͚̫̱͎͖̤͎̥ͫ͋ͣ̌̏ͩ̾͂̂̎̌̿̍̇̾̏̇̐͢i͇̖̭͈̭̮̻͔̦͍̯̺͆͆͛̓ͩ̾̓͗̿̈́͒͜d̮̙͙̘̥͇͓̞̮̹͆̌ͤͣ̽̀̓́͘ ̠͇̪̖̹̘̖̠̺̤ͭ̈́͐̈͘͞n̊̾͐̓ͦ̍̇̀͢͏̶̸͍͓͇͎͓͟ẽͬ̔͊́̋̉͝͡͏͕̹̻̙̻̙͈̥͉͉̭̗͈w̶̻̪̠̗͖̯͙͉̝̻̯̙͇̔̈ͨ̌̅͒̋ͪ̚͢͞f̸̡̪͉̙͇̗̪̣̹͕̺̝̀ͮͩ̆͡aͭ̔ͩͫ̇́͊͏҉͍̖̝͓͈̦g̷̶̟̫͇̫͎̳̥̮̹̠̝̼͉̣͚̦̼ͤͪ̍̊͘͝ ̪̲̫̣̭̘̝̮͉̳̉͐̽̅̀ͧ̃̋͢͡f̴̷̨̣͎͚̗͕̙͍͕̞̞̫̳̺̋̾́̓̏̋͊ͮ͟u̵͉̠̦̮̟̬͈͑̏̂̍͆ͯ̌͐ͧ̋̾̋̓c͒̏͗͑͋̅ͯ͌̓͌̓̽̌̉ͦ̍҉̶҉͉̬̝͚̲̲̣̰͉̰k̵̵̢̠̪̩͖̱̜̝̳̦̙̠̾̆̓ͧ̂ ̀ͦ͒͋͆̐ͤ́͏̛̳̞̜̹͉̜̫̫͓̬̤͔͙ǫ͎̦̻͎̯̘͚̫͔̬̟̜̯̇̉ͣͣ̈ͩ͛ͤ͋̚̚̚͘͝ͅf̸̤͖̝͕̱̪̔͒̑ͭͫ͂ͪ́͞f̿̿̓́̌ͦ̃̊̀͛̓ͤ̑̀̈́ͬ̚͏́͏̧̻̭̜̬̯̬̜̀
>>714076868
Being way too interested in something that doesn't care about you. Sir cuck a lot.
OP here, how the fuck did this bait thread get almost 200 replies. You guys are pathetic
>>714076009
Well, I am a Linux sysadmin so you are a bit wrong with all the NEET stuff, but whatever.
I haven't had to fix any shit for a long time on my systems (running Arch and Fedora on two desktops).
Anyway those are desktop focused OS. LFS too. Maybe you should spend less time shitposting on /g schooling people, at the end of the day the sensible answer for corporate or anything that's not shitposting is RHEL, maybe Debian. None of the other ones matter much.
Godsped, faggot.
>>714077021
>201
Heya newfriend
>>714077021
We love trap breads, you know.
>>714077031
>everyone who owns their computer is a sysadmin
>literally nothing
>>714070225
Okay OP, female or not, I'll give you some fucking advice.
>ATTITUDE
No one like a person without it. Complaining on /b will NOT get you anywhere. Both guys and girls prefer nice, confident people. Step out of your comfort zone, decide on what you want, and go get it. Nothing in life comes for free.
>>714076870
You not ugly. Show tits or gtfo pls.
>>714077000
Hmmm.... that's an interesting way of thinking about things you have there but you misunderstand me.
>Alles diesen betas
Responding to this cunt without tits shown. You autistic permavirgin fucks.
>>714077190
>everyone who owns their computer is a sysadmin
Shitposting with ubuntu/whatever meme distro on your laptop desktop does not make you a Sysadmin (at least not any non-authistic definition).
Sure, everybody owning a computer has power over it, until they have to use a couple commands or troubleshoot even the most retarded stuff.
Go hang your diploma on the wall now, faggot. Your parents will be proud.
>>714071519
lol, you look like a female version of me.
Wouldn't mind fucking a female me. Everyone tell me to fuck myself anyway.
>>714077299
>I'm complex and not transparent
>>714077551
Hmmm you really believe your opinions don't you?
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>>714071519
i would still creampie you
>>714075096
Those are part of the same 1% as OP. Normies who want attention
>>714077850
Sure. I'm appalled by your reasoning and dialectical skills when it comes to defend your opinions. Brb, gonna be very very mad elsewhere.
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>>714077299
Hmmm...are all douchebags born from denial?
*puffs bubble pipe*
>>714071519
Wtf? You said you were a girl. Lying faggot
>>714078132
<3 b8
>>714071259
qt 3.14
Where are the tits
>>714078126
You back yet?
>>714078725
Not yet. Your memes really hurt me, anon. What a sick burn.
>>714071259
You'd be a whole lot more beautiful if you took a naked pic in front of the mirror. Trust me. Try it and post it here and we'll prove me.
>>714078875
Here I'm sorry.
>>714079335
omg im diamonds god i would fuck that
>>714079335
What this? OP? Different paper and handwriting
>>714079335
Well your pussy makes up for the rest of you, wow.
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>>714079469
are you retarded?
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>>714079506
>implying its 6/22/10 12:04 right now
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>>714079506
> Too desperate to notice the date is off
I guess we are too authistic to know what day we live in anyway.
>>714079613
dosent make it any less hot dude
>>714079469
Look at the date you giant kumquat
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>>714079712
You guys really need to get laid
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>>714079712
Wtf is a kumquat
>>714079806
says the virgin
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>>714079617
Well my mistake for focusing on the pretty tight young pussy instead of the writing.
>>714075239
Guys, listen to le OFFICIAL RULES OF LE INTERNET! Newfags!
Courtesy of leddit xD
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>>714079712
/b/. Where guys are too fixated by numbers to notice the pussy in front of them
>>714079843
Who doesn't know what a Kumquat is?
What the fuck are you? A durian?
>>714079859
>implying it isn't true
>>714079994
And wtf is a durian you fucking nerd
>>714080041
I didnt say that
>>714080072
probably brown people shit. who cares
>>714079964
Why do you think "dick goes here" panties are so popular?
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>>714080072
What am I, surrounded by Cherymoyas?
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>>714078978
Kiddies gather around. You might learn something.
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).
1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")
2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).
3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?
Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?
I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.
30. There are no girls on the internet.
31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
>>714080318
go back to pakistan
>>714070853
It's funny because it's true
>>714070225
I'm a man and feel the same way every day, I'm sad that I'm masculine and wasn't born a woman so I could be pretty and have love and attention
It's okay femanon! Love and friendship aren't all there is to life! It's hard to accept we'll never be valued for who we are, but if we work hard, we can be valued for something else. Our power. Our authority. Our accomplishments.
There's more to do out there than just be cute, so for those of us who can't, there's another option, okay? So find a passion, study hard, and please don't kill yourself.
>>714080373
From the US though you god damn duku
>>714080345
you are still a faggot
>>714080430
dont lie, brown goat fucking fag
>>714080429
Gosh, you must really be hideous if you needed so much self convincing.
>>714080345
>only I'm allowed to troll people
Hey somebody get a mods dick for this cuck to suck.
>>714080345
No one gives a fuck about your shitty rules faggot. If you'd have memorized calculus like you did those useless rules you'd probably be in college right now
>>714080486
Wew you caught me, I'm so brown that cops shoot me.
I'm so brown when someone shouts nigger I'm the first to respond.
I's a good house nigga ma'am. Please don't shoot me. I's be good.
You fucking bael.
At least I'm white though.
>>714080525
You bet I am.
>>714080318
Wow you seriously need to get some friends
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>>714078875
OK. Here's a question for you two geniuses:
I've got an older system (686, 32 bit laptop) that's running tahr based Puppy linux (on usb tumb drive) fine rn. I'm used to using PCLinuxOS but that has left me behind for this laptop b/c they officially support only 64bit now. I prefer a KDE based system. What distro should I use now? I don't really care for Unbuntu.
OP. There was no need to point out that you are female.
You know the rules.
>>714079887
>B8
>xD
They are informal rules, so we don't become cucked. You obviously go onto cuck threads and fap. Fucking degenerate.
>>714080426
lols
The truth is, I wish I could take you as a project. In the over all you are are good enough for this.Its a shame that that you are neglected as Homeless person.
Anway, where you are from OP?
>>714080647
I'm flattered. Stop being poor and basic.
>>714076868
Dude holy shit
>>714080647
Get this virgin talk out of this thread
>>714080570
Omg <3 Mfw I'm doing cal in uni!
>your shitty rules
The newest of fags I see.
>>714080557
>>714080449
I am not of teh homosexual persuasion....
>>714079335
Positive it's bait but damn would marry.
>>714080615
>At least I'm white though.
>>714080615
>being that brown
>>714080844
You happy or sad?
>>714080842
>Stop being poor and basic.
not really an option for me currently.
y not answer my question?
>>714080857
>>714080857
>Get this virgin talk out of this thread
>stop virgin talk
>in a camwhoring thread w/o tits
nigga pls.jpg
>>714080630
kys fat loser
>>714080570
>If you'd memorized calculus
You obviously don't seem to under stand underage, the rules are to prevent you from being a cuck. But obviously we can see where you lie on the cuck level.
>>714080647
You can use KDE with any distro, but if you are aiming for lightweight it is slowing you down for sure.
Also, for the details you are giving who knows... 686 as in... the architecture?
Install Lubuntu/Kubuntu and call it a day I guess.
>>714080999
Nice trips you asshole.
See: >>714080429
And don't you ever tell someone to kill themselves again.
>>71407022
Tits or GTFO
>mfw I get left with the morons
>>714080630
Shave your head, go to the second hand store and get good fitting t shirts with brand names on them. Run you beautiful bastard.
>>714071519
What you talkinga bout woman you are FINE AS HELL BABY AOW KADSICH
I have reached the end of this thread and I've seen no titties. Why is that?¡¡ you gained the attention of 4chan, now tits or GTFO
