Instant turnoffs in a woman?
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Instant turnoffs in a woman?
>>714067777
Feminine penis. Also nice numbers faggot. Check my dubs.
This is now a get thread
>>714067777
Fat.
>>714067777
>Instant turnoffs
>post-pubescent
>non-white
>>714067777
Cigarette smoking
>>714067777
Nice quads.
Part shaved head
Low self-esteem.
Has had more than 0 partners of any kind
>>714067777
That hair cut, and older then 16
Fake nails, especially the ridiculously long ones.
Nothing spells stupid whore more than fake nails, not even tattoos.
>no dick
no hobbies
stupid, ugly, no sense of style
>>714067777
Fat
Bisexual
Considers herself a feminist
Smokes
Tattoos
Violent (Threatens to hit and fights other girls)
Meme haircuts/styles like in the OP
Smells bad
Doesn't smell sweet enough
Earrings/piercings in the face (ears and belly button is fine)
Shit personality
Uptight/controlling nature
Ass/tits with no proper tight shape (small is fine as long as its well shaped)
Big hands not proportional to body size
>>714067777
>fucked by nigger / sandnigger
>penis
>feminism
>children
>smoking cigarettes
>fat
pic not related
>>714068920
And you guys wonder why you transcend into wizard status. I'm sure you're the vision of beauty with all these specifications.
>>714069029
Which of those things are unreasonable in regards to personal taste?
>>714067777
>Older than 17
>Belly button pierced
>Black
>Gamer chicks
>>714067777
fake tits
1.Being something other than heterosexual and white.
Honestly trying to find a straight white girl who actually has an interesting personality has become extremely difficult.
Too much makeup or poorly applied, stylish clothes, sunglasses that are larger than needed for practical use, yoga pants, duck face, listens to r&b rap etc, just to name a few. Thankfully I've been married for 15 years now.
>>714069123
Not about what they are, but the amount of them. I hope you don't literally take all of those into consideration when picking a girlfriend or I can't imagine you've had too many.
>>714067777
Checked
Also, if she's a liberal, I gotta go
>>714069258
So pretty much you just don't like any of the women from the last 15 years or so? This is literally every girl that's under 25.
>>714068156
this
>>714069249
Extremely difficult? You just described every basic white bitch on the planet. Step outside the house or dorm room every once in a while.
>>714067777
-tattoos
-those big plug earnings that stretch out the holes
wtf happened to her ears?
>>714069329
Nah I'm not that guy. Sometimes you have to let a couple deal breakers slip by. Unless a guy is really attractive they don't really get to pick and choose like even the most unattractive women do.
Touched by a nigger
Kids
>>714068920
>bisexual
>considers herself a feminist
>uptight controlling nature
>ass with no proper shape
My gf has all of these ..
What do?
>>714069453
Note that I mentioned the interesting personality part. Every time I met a white girl I thought was cool she ended up being bisexual or some other tumblr gender and I hate that shit.
>>714067777
Huge tattoos - Nothing says "I don't give a shit about ever getting a job" or "I love to waste money on dumb shit" like a huge chest tattoo of a dragon.
Shitloads of makeup - Whore/Just makes me imagine how much of a fucking mess my bathroom is going to be after she comes out of there and leaves her fucking face all over the sink.
Huge hoop earrings - Every time you get fucked the hoop gets a little bigger. I think the hoop is a representation of the diameter of their vagina.
Dumb/ditzy - If I cannot maintain an intelligent conversation with you then you're literally a dog to me. I don't have a dog because they just cost money, leave hair everywhere, and take up my time.
That shitstreak eyebrow pencil bullshit.
Any combination of wildly mismatched hair and eyebrows.
Facial piercings.
Any ethnicity other than white.
Tattoos that show while wearing normal clothes.
Fucking flip flops anywhere but the beach, the house, or a shared shower.
"All of my friends are dudes"
"I like football"
Animal print clothes.
Camo clothes unless we're going hunting.
A bed covered in stuffed toys.
Yes, I'm old and married...
Fat. For the most part fat people lack self control and make me angry. Fat chicks are typically cause heads who are mostly untalented in all facets of being human.
>>714067777
doesn't like read
tats
single mom (except widows)
SJW
>>714067777
Saying shes a gamer girl at a socially innappropriate time.
Usually means she isnt one but knows how to make boys think shes a keeper. She played call of duty one time, is usually the case.
Also any involvement in any kind of liberal movement. Im liberal myself but God am I sick of the far left, the activism, and the total faggotry.
>>714069554
Feel emasculated when it turns out she's been cheating on you with a woman.
>>714067777
>Being fat, but not slutty
>not taking care of their looks, fat or not I.e makeup, hair, etc.
>being lazy around the house
>>714069554
drop her.
then again you're probably an ugly piece of shit with even more negative traits so there's probably nothing you can do, you're perfect for each other ayyyy lmao.
>>714067777
Fat/feminist
Smells bad
Bisexual
No personal hygiene
Dick (even if it's a feminine one)
Too much makeup
>>714069029
uh projecting much? Of the 14 things i listed only 3 (fat, ass/tits with no shape and big hands) were dependent on physical beauty. The rest is all personal choice and taking care of your body (Fat could fit in this category as well)
>Anyways i think most men would find any one of these off puting
>Considers herself a feminist
>Smokes
>Tattoos
>Violent (Threatens to hit and fights other girls)
>Meme haircuts/styles like in the OP
>Smells bad
>Face full of emo earrings
>Shit personality
>Uptight/controlling nature
There is a big gap between unrealistic expectation and baseline requirements. Like wise you wont see girls falling heads over heels over a dude with similar shortfalls
>>714067777
Nice Joanne Calderwood quads
>>714069554
There's nothing wrong with bi girls if they're genuinely bi. It's the "bi-curious" college sluts and ones that just clump up with a like 5 girls and will never leave them alone (sorority chicks) that you need to watch out for.
The controlling part is more at issue. Don't be a little bitch or she won't respect you and will manipulate you FOREVER.
>>714067777
being from or associating ones self with NYC
hairy armpits
>>714069922
She's genuinely bi, she has had a serious girlfriend before. I try to stand up for myself and I do most of the times, but I feel like I shouldn't have to always be alert of that in my own fucking relationship
Pseudo violent...pretends she wants to fight everyone. But in a true pinch hides runs or makes excuses like a bitch. Then proceeds to talk about how she was going to kick so and sos ass..
>>714069922
Yes, there is. "Bi" people are just shitty people that lack any kind of ability to commit. It's the ultimate "I'm just keeping my options open" lifestyle, and they will all cheat on anyone all the time.
>>714069684
Different anon but I'd rather have a gf cheat on me with another girl than with a guy. At least I can fap to that or try and get a fmf 3way
>>714067777
Septum piercings
tumblr sensitivity
(pic related: fresh oc)
>>714069626
Oh shit...I forgot the "I like football" or "GO TEAM" whatever. If I ever see a picture of a chick at a sporting event on a dating site I click next. Same goes now for fucking rock climbing.
You cannot honestly tell me that 90% of girls aged 21-35 go rock climbing regularly....that's utter horseshit. Stop trying to make yourself look interesting.
Why are women so fucking boring?
>not white
>does'nt do drugs
>feminism
>bi
>smells bad
in this order
>>714069329
Im the one who made the list
The thread is about instant turn off. I listed all the turn offs for me, im sure you or anyone else has their very personal lists of things you dont like
Now dont get the wrong idea, except for a few (fat, smokes, violent, shit personality, smells bad) the rest of the traits isolated from the rest is not a deal breaker. But, if multiple of these things lap together then yeah it is a deal breaker
I dont mind the woman im dating having one or two of the things. I can even tolerate a tattoo as long as its not exaggerated/meme
New category...millennial bi. Meaning she posts it on all her social media status and is sjw for it and tells everyone about it just as much as gluten freaks tout their shit... and her only real bi experience is one time kissing a drunk girl at a party.
>>714070206
Every hobby a woman pretends to have that doesn't involve spending excessive amounts of someone else's money is just a put on way of tricking someone into spendIng excessive amounts of their own money.
>>714067777
Fat
>>714069203
nothing wrong with good fake tits, you can't tell the difference.
>Willing to date me
Fuck no something wrong with this girl
Dumb pretending to be smart.
>>714070364
Until they get in the pool...
Wide jaws.
I know it's petty but I can't help myself. I can get over fat bitches, skinny bitches, hair this color or that, big or small tits, hairy pussy or shaved, tattoos/piercings or none... I just don't care. But wide jaw is a huge turn off.
non-smelly farts
>>714069554
>You)
LOL feels bad mad, i feel bisexuality (especially when coupled with feminism) is a gate way drug to full blown dyke. Just dont let her step over you and mark your territory
i bet the women you described are just dying to be with you
>>714069993
Meh..why worry about that shit. Unless you like licking clean shaven armpits. Which I do to my gf.now and then...
>>714069132
>be under 17
>gamer chicks have cooties
Hey idiot, guess which kind of hoe is going to dress up in costumes and leave you the fuck alone to play battlefield? Not the interpretive dancer.
>>714067777
>tumblerite
>fat
>non white
>too tall
>weird body shape
>meme haircuts
>long nails
>basic
>bad smell
>childish
>fake
Yea I only have casual relationships
>>714068962
Reasonable.
>>714070591
>you have to be a 10/10 model to have preferences
lel
>>714070664
Also too much makeup or badly applied makeup it's awful.
>>714070206
Kek..rock climbing. I think all women aspire to be the chicks in tampon ads.
Cottage cheese in de puss
>>714069922
uhm yes there is
Genuinely bi girls tent to think is ok to cheat if its with a girl, the act of cheating is reflects the the same: Lack of respect and doesn't really love you. Bi girls also tend to be straight curious so watch out for that
>>714068962
Chloe shopper returns. He is my hero. I laugh my arse off at his work every time.
Too much makeup
>>714070435
I like that...
>>714067777
A woman who is attracted to my face and body and not my soul. True story, with the love of my life now after so many years of playing the wrong game
>>714070087
*shrug*
I feel like you should be alert of standing up for yourself all the time. Clearly it's not your nature. If you're inherently a submissive person then you're probably going to end up with a more dominant person (and there's not necessarily anything wrong with that) but you should be aware of it. Being a person who is 'passive' in their relationship is dangerous. Being the 'submissive' in the relationship is fine. Ultimately you have just as much power, if not more, as the one who is in charge. There should be a mutual respect.
You should be aware at all times of people trying to manipulate you. Being 'passive' or 'not paying attention' is what lands you in a position where you're the submissive in an unhealthy relationship and you have difficulty even getting OUT of the relationship or you're getting somehow abused (manipulated, used for your money, used for sex, etc). Even if you're not a dominant person you need to be AWARE that this is happening so you don't fall into this kind of trap.
Type A personalities are ALWAYS, 100% of the time, even unconsciously looking for 'prey' personalities to take advantage of. They'll manipulate you, make you do things without even realizing they're doing it. It's how they survive. You survive by not being the antelope that gets eaten.
>>714070645
Note..I fucked an interpretative dancer in college. Shit was great. Still friends with her. She is awesome.
>>714067777
Leave BadMofoJojo alone.
>>714070950
Did she interpret it as great as well?
>>714069329
Its not about taking all those into consideration, one or two of those wont hurt. The problem lies when multiple of those lap together
Also there are some universal deal breakers on that list. So really i dont know what you are on about
>>714067777
>#1 - FAT
>#2 - UGLY
That's pretty much it
>>714067777
Demanding to be treated like an adult, while acting and only accepting the responsibility of a child.
>>714071073
We were Fuck buddies for a year or so..I don't think I was her best lay but I could make her beg to cum which is what she liked. So I'd say she enjoyed it. Often did a lot of weird entanglement of limb sex..sore for days afterwards.. but she hooked up with a theater dude and got married. Like I said we still talk and hang out now and then
>>714067777
ewww who is that guy in ops pic ?
>>714067777
raped women (really raped not the meme new age rape) scratch that lets include meme raped in the list as well
Raped women are emotionally, broken, too much shit to deal with, wont ever connect with a man and be secretly scared
>>714069678
good list, good list.
>>714069678
The least insane list in here.
>>714068920
>>714068920
+1 great list
>>714071339
Echh...just euchhh. I know this is / b/ and all but I just cannot understand how people can rape. Fuck that is an awful thing to do to someone.
>>714070833
>>714070109
You two must be like....no penis having wusses. There are definitely Bi girls. If you have a gf and she fucks a girl and you've established boundaries that her fucking a girl was cheating then dump her. It sounds to me like (as with most of the fucking crybaby people who post in threads like this) they are shit at communicating with their significant other, lack confidence, and their partner's own confidence makes their penis shrink up inside them.
Most guys would love to date a legitimately bi girl. You know why? Because if you have a proper, healthy relationship with a woman who also likes women, and she respects you and respects the relationship, then when you go out together you're both like "man, that girl is hot" instead of you eyeballing a girl and your wife giving you the stink eye.
It's much easier to build a mutual respect with someone who you can communicate with properly. If they cheat on you then the relationship is broken. That's the story. It has nothing to do with it being with a man or a woman, it has to do with your inability to communicate.
You can get married and one of you can fuck other people, you can date and you can both fuck other people. It doesn't matter. As long as you're both honest about what the lines and limits are then you'll do well.
>>714071501
who said anything about raping anyone?
Delusional fat... I'm fat but I only eat healthy and I exercise 3x a day and my heart is in better shape......blah blah...
>>714071576
>>714071339
The simple concept of it in this context makes me cringe.
>>714070364
Yes, you can, as soon as you touch them...
>>714071796
Yeah i dont know how that dude got mixed them
The point was clear, raped women are emotionally broken
>>714071834
Almost always look quite off as well when they are naked. Your brain always says...that's just not quite right.. not saying that I'd say no to them. I've only handled one pair of fake tits in my life. They were meh..
Looking like that
My only problems are:
>no personality
Gotta at least be interesting
>dumb as nails
Must be able to hold a conversation
>controlling
Relationships are compromises for both people
That's about it really
>>714067777
The pig nose gummy mouth look
>>714071929
Truth. I need a partner in a woman. Which yes, sometimes you need to attend to your partner when they are down and hurting.. but when you see real victims and how they are all ptsd and messed up all the time... Fuck that I can't be a full time care giver. I need a partner..not a succubus.
>>714071539
Eh i agree with most of what you said here with some caveats. Like the other poster, my problem lies with bi girls who are not really sure what they want. If not just fucking around and in a relationship i expect it to be a committed one with mutual attraction otherwise whats the point? When im in love with someone in a commited relationship i dont care about other women nor i care about swinging. I leave all that shit for when you are just fucking around with no commitment
Dont mind innocent compliments towards other girls. Most girls do anyways
Conservative
Religious
>>714069329
>being so ugly you'll never know what it's like to be able to take your pick of the litter from women who want to fuck you
i dont like when they have uneven boobs
or uneven eyes
they need to smell like perfume or something "storebought like they should smell like clothesstores do.i dont want to smell their "housesmell" or "personal smell" if you know what i mean aslo if they have a flappy vaginer i wont fuck it even with my fingers
another thing is if they use black pants
or if they have unnatural hair coloores
and if they are fat i dont even rate them mentally they are not on the spectrum
>>714067777
Tatoos
>>714067777
Septum piercing, atrociously dyed hair colors, too many tatoos or just really dumb tatoos, don't take care of themselves i.e. eating like shit doing a lot of drugs or never exercising, poor hygiene, bad teeth, horrible personalities, people who take advantage of others. So basically I'm fucked in this generation
>>714072052
Fake tits are a benefit in very few select scenarios
Fix for
Deflated pancake tits
Tits that look like fat man tits
Tits with no shape or shit shape
>>714067777
She is not much to look at, but i love her accent
Smokes
Hairy
>>714071539
I dont believe bisexuality exists. You are either gay or straight no middle ground
Stop wasting every bodies time and make up your mind
>>714072360
That's why I said previously that it's not a 'bisexual/pansexual' girl that is the problem, it's the fucking "oh, I'm bi-curious teehee" sorority bitches that like to get drunk and make out with a girl then one day think "my bf is being a dick. I'm gonna dump him and shack up with bestie. We just ate pussy last night we could date!"
Then they move in together two weeks later, "fuck" for a year then realize they're not really lesbians when 'chad' gets them equally drunk and fucks both of them at the same time.
This is the kind of instragram, facebook, snapchat, "i *heart hands* football", butterfly tramp stamp, waste of time attention whores that people need to literally stop LOOKING at.
>>714073179
In all fairness i never dated a bi girl (that i know off), so my prejudgement is that they dont tend to be committed or sure of what they want.
I dont really understand bisexuality that is all. I mean i can enjoy the bromance and see attractive/appealing traits in men but i dont have a sexual/romantic attraction towards men. I just dont understand how you can cross that line and still like women and viceversa for bi women
For me it's similar to OP pic. Half shaved head, tatoos, dreadlocks, ripped jeans, that stupid top knot bun thing and feminist whining
>>714072986
Hang out around some of the weirdos in your local kink community for a year or two and it will fucking change your mind about all kinds of shit. Seriously...there are some fucking odd people.
The thing that bothers me about it is that people act like we should make every bar, restaurant, walmart, whatever, put in a transgender bathroom or we all have to get rid of the colors blue and pink or dumb shit like that because it 'offends' some of these people.
If you go to these fringe groups, for starters, trans people make up like literally less than 1% of the entire population of the US. The ones that even CARE about this stuff make up like 1/100th of 1%. And if you start to talk to them they're usually the ones that, in the little kink circles, where everyone is lgbt, into kink, whatever, they don't even like them!
They're that one fucking bitch person in the group of outcasts and they just start shit with the entire fucking country. Most people who are 'different' and genuinely fit into some kind of 1% fringe category of some kind are usually pretty reasonable people.
Most gay/lesbian/pan people I know you'd never know, are normal, don't like...fuck in public, run around naked demanding shit. Just want to be left alone.
>>714067777
femanon here
most of my female friends really want that stupid side short shaved haircut. hey think it's the trendiest and hottest things ever but it looks trashy in real life most of the time
>>714069258
"Stylish clothes"? Wut? so, you like a girl who dresses poorly?
Also "Yoga pants" are a turn off? Wtf bro...
>>714073978
It's not even hip anymore.
>>714069329
That's a very reasonable list
I've been with gals that didn't have any of those traits
Date more and be picky
>>714067777
> Fake tits
> Smoker
> Overly social (had an ex who wanted to go clubbing twice a week and have friends around every other day)
> Loud
> SJW tier beliefs
> Judges people for their hobbies (I'm a bouncer and boxer so I attract a certain type, but I'm also a gamer and most of my friends are huge nerds which clashes with the "tough badass" a few of my exes wanted)
> Slutty
> Fat/doesnt care about appearance
Most of my exes have had one of these. Never been with a fatty though.
>>714073978
That's what happens when a basic bitch gets that haircut thinking it will look good on her. It just looks trashy. To pull it off you gotta go all the way with that look.
>>714068920
And you must be a Calvin Klein model, right? Get a load of this guy.
>>714073509
My first serious gf is probably pansexual (though she doesn't really call herself that). She just likes who she likes. She dated me for a couple years, she lived with a girl for like 10 years, she's now been with another guy for like 2-3 years.
I dated a girl who is like...pansexual/poly and married but also kind of like...genderfluid. She's 100% girl, but she likes to act the girl with dominant men but she like to dress like a guy and fuck girls. SUPER kinky.
I'm really good friends with a poly/married girl who is KINDA bi...she doesn't really fuck girls but she likes to either 1) bring them home to her husband or pick them up for other guys or 2) dominate them in kinky ways...rather non-sexual...more pain/etc.
There's a spectrum. The thing is...all this is within the realm of reasonable communication. I've met dead straight women who are far more nutbag then any of these three. They're all intelligent, reasonable, they're open to talk with you about their boundaries, they wouldn't cheat, etc.
>>714073978
You know the implications...
TITS OR GTFO
Turnoff if her butthole smells like shit
>>714074109
Yep i concur, i never dater nor i will a girl with any of those traits >>714068920
I will however overlook some of the lesser ones if not grouped together with other things from that list
>>714074009
I don't know why chicks wear yoga pants when they're not doing yoga....
It seems like all girls just roll out of fucking bed and go to the store now.
>>714074132
Are you the bouncer who made a greentext a couple weeks back about taking home a slut and realizing it was a tranny then hatefucking it/using it as a human fleshlight?
>>714074413
Why are you sniffing girls' buttholes, anon?
WHAT IF a girl is a legit 10/10 but smokes..? How turned off would you be?
>>714074233
Bare minimum requirements =/ Unrealistic expectations
Like you would date a fat girl. I dont know about the guy who posted the list, but i dont have any of those negative traits found in the list so bare minimum i would date a girl who doesnt have any of those as well
>>714074291
You gotta be trolling man
The fuck do you go looking for these nut jobs
>>714067777
If she's older than 12
>>714074639
Very but willing to let it slip as long as she is willing to quit overtime
When they're ghetto >...< Instant turn off
>>714074656
I definitely like chubby and busty women, myself. Not obese or fat though, no.
>Non-white
>smoker
>not blonde
>shit tier feet
>>714074639
who gives a shit really if a hot girl smokes or not, as long as i get laid at the end of the day, i aint giving 2 fucks
>>714074540
Kek no. There are a decent amount of us on here though, not much else to do when you're always awake at 4am
>>714068416
Smoking is hot dude.. You just have shit taste
>>714067777
>fake tits
also double checked
>>714067777
Tattoos
Short hair
>>714070364
You must be a virgin if you cant tell the difference
>on phone all the time, even in social situations
>unkempt eyebrows
>short hair
>too much makeup
>no ass
>chubby or fat
>big, unappealing nipples
>no personality
>>714074943
Well thats your preference, but im sure you there are things that you dont like or are a deal breaker like obese for example
The point is the list is fairly down to earth, it barely touches on physical appearance. I personally wouldn't date a woman who has any of these traits. At some point you gotta have a filter, just because you are a men doesnt mean you have to take everything that comes your way
>>714068365
Kek
>>714074992
Fuck sure, most wont mind a 10/10 that smokes. The problem lies with dating a smoker. Unless she is planing on quitting is a deal breaker
>>714067777
Loud and obnoxious
Unclean
Smoker, including vape shit
No ass
Fat
Ugly(obviously)
Doesn't like dogs
Stupid
Liberal
>>714067777
Stupidity is one of the main things. That, and being a flaming liberal.
USES 4 CHAN ...
GOTTA ROOT OUT THE AUTISTIC BITCHES
>>714074826
Actually no...pretty much every women I have dated seriously has approached me. I met a couple online but they were not as long of relationships.
After those though, I have to say that my ideal woman for a long term relationship would probably be a bi/pan girl who was seriously kinky and poly. I would probably have tried to date this one girl when she got divorced but she had kids at that point and that is not something I'm interested in getting involved with.
No one will take better care of you than a genuine submissive and you'll never be more fulfilled in a relationship than if you can both openly fuck around a little. Seriously. It's just easier. People need to stop lying to themselves about it.
>>714076208
Nah, that'd be ok wouldn't it? She has to think trolling people with "hitler did nothing wrong" is funny, especially to extended family I hate.
>>714074009
A woman in good fitting respectable attire says more about her being able to take care of the house and kids than a woman who is too lazy to put on anything that takes five minutes or more. Stylish clothes say I care more about what simple people read ( nignogs ) think of me than what I think of myself.
