what it's like to have a gf?
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what it's like to have a gf?
>>714066217
Like having a prostitute that won't leave after you nut.
>>714066217
Seconded
>>714066352
>I'm 15, the post
>>714066495
Kiddo, I'm 29 and been married twice. Women like to dictate your life and spend all your money.
>>714066217
Overrated
>>714066495
>>714066608
>You're a kid
>No you're a kid
>You are the one who is a kid
>No you. You are the kid
Weekends on 4chan.
>>714066217
You again?
>>714066850
hello there, still don't know how it's like
>>714066608
>kiddo
>i'm 29
Choose one faggot 29 isn't shit
It's different for everyone, probably, but for me it's like
imagine your best friend. You love to hang out with them.
Now imagine they're a girl, and want to shag you.
That's about it.
>>714066217
Fun, but annoying at times.
>>714066352
I thought this was funny. >>714066495
It's okay
/thread
>inb4 can't /thread my own post
it's cool
>>714066352
this
>>714066495
>I've never had a girlfriend, the post
why did god invent yeast infections, so woman would know what it was like living with a miserable cunt, that is what having a GF is like, if it wasn't for the whole sex with men angle I would totally be gay
>>714068297
Fuck traps.
>>714068476
her lack of a vagina disturbs me
>>714068657
It's that kind of parochial attitude that's keeping you down.
>>714066217
you either find your (near-to-)perfect match that won't become a bitch trying to control your life or you will always feel like it would be better just be single while having a gf
>>714068476
Lol a trap is a fucking man. Faggot.
>>714068830
this tbh fam
>>714068836
I never claimed otherwise.
why would anyone want a cum sponge following you around all the time? after you deposit your load, they MUST go away
Relationship has ended badly pretty much so its just turned me into even more of a shut in loser than I was beforehand.
>>714066608
>>714068297
>>714068830
>not realizing that having a relationship by definition means that your life is influenced by your partner's desires and values - same goes with them.
>>714069052
le edgy virgin detected
ya know what I told my GF when she came home with two black eyes? actually nothing I hadn't already told her twice before
Imagine having two jobs, on top of your day job
The feeling is pretty wondrous
lads - why is this girl so sexual with me and why does she keep replying and shit?
(the reason im so autistic is because i got dared to meme her into bed i wanna know if im doing well)
>>714066217
It starts out pretty cool. New and refreshing. Like seeing a new thread for the first time.
But then it just turns into boring repetition and becomes tedious. Like when some cock gobbling faggot keeps making the same thread over and over, day after day.
>>714069171
Ha! The joke is on you, because you sleep with her.
>>714069149
what you are saying is normal
a bitch that finds the smallest pointless thing to rage about, trying to cash you out, trying to control what you do, who you meet and who you shouldn't talk, etecera... is not
>>714069223
She looks kind of sad. Are you forcing her to do that with the fork against her will?
>>714066217
Like having a second mortage. But this one is even more annoying.
>>714069243
post pic of her
>>714069461
Mortgage. My bad.
>>714069468
Why would I do that? Just tell me what it means and trust me when I say she's an 8/10 or a 9/10 and I'm a 6/10.
>>714069563
faggot kill yourself nigger
>>714066217
It's like having a job where you're compensated with sex, companionship, and emotional intimacy.
>>714069360
fair point
>>714069563
what it means depends on how she looks tbh
>>714069387
Not sad. Just tired and in from the cold.
She had just got finished laughing so hard that she snorted
>>714069563
Because this is /b/ and we'd all do the same for you.
>>714069709
How so?
do you know why divorce costs so much? cause it is worth it/
reading this thread, why would anyone take the advice of all the bitter people on here to heart?
sure, heartbreak sucks and some women are bitches. buuuuut, it's the feeling of DURING a relationship that matters
My GF got me all excited , said she was going to get a Brazilian! 3 months later I finally understood she meant "rainforest"
>>714069563
Yeah you fucking faggot show her. You're like 12 if you don't. Jealous bitch
>>714069772
Good. I had some horrible abuse/gaslighting/fork-masticating situation in my head.
as a lezanon I cant fucking stand girls, I just want the sex, fuck the girlfriend bullshit
>>714070046
>>714069809
Alright - here.
>>714066217
like a bag of sand
Shitty. I fucking hate it. I can't be in one and I can't be alone. Constant worrying of who they're with/what they're doing. They get pissed off if you don't text them back right away everytime. You have to spend a fuck ton on stuff they want. If they're anything like my past three relationships you have to deal with bipolar disorders, personality disorders, and depressed fits. Shit tires me out and I find it hard to deal with. I've been cheated on every relationship I've been in (5 so far) and each ones pushed my self hatred and drug abuse farther than the last. Mix all of this with the fact I'm working a job I can't quit and I'm just making enough money for rent and food and you have a breeding ground for constant paranoia.
>>714070170
Everyone wants a fuck buddy.
>>714070190
Nigga what the fuck you be posting, only fucking ants can see that shit, this nigga posst a fukin picture of his gf with her eyesclosed wtf
>>714070569
She ain't my girlfriend.
>>714066217
Like you're actually alive for the first time.
> pic related, it's me
>>714070322
Have you tried vetting your bitches a little bit more strongly? Sounds like you have a problem with crazy pussy.
>>714066217
too much time and money
just pay for a hooker for find an ugly chick for FWB type situation
there's a chubby chick i work with. she's married and hates her hubby. we come to my house during lunch. all i have to do is go down on her...after she cums, i can do whatever i want to her
no commitment :)
all relationships end up as just two people who ignore each other except once a day one asks the other, "what do you want for dinner"
>>714066352
Pretty much. Girlfriends are more expensives though.
>>714070660
No one wants me, man. I get the bottom of the barrel that no one else would take.
>>714070800
nice dubs
chicks are too much effort
just find an ugly one and use her as a fucktoy
If average gf: feels good at first, quickly becomes a chore, becomes a battle of "is this worth it to fuck a cunt a few days a week?" Almost always no.
If love: Unlike anything. Like fucking a best friend and shit never gets boring.
>>714066217
Depends.
It can be a wonderful, enriching experience for the both of you that results in a deeper understanding of yourself and the people around you.
Or then it can be a total clusterfuck, in which you ended up in a relationship because of low self-esteem thinking you couldn't be good for anyone and slowly cause the once promising relationship to reach a point of decay in which you have broken up and leave eachother scarred for a month or two at best.
Really depends on the type of person you're in with, but self-respect is a keystone to finding one that doesn't act as a tool for self-abuse.
>>714066217
walisz o niej konia?
>>714070569
You reckon there be a chance though given the conversation I posted?
>>714066758
>No kid, no kid. You're the kid. No you're the kid.
Debates with Donald Trump.
>>714070936
>wanting to fuck your best friend
Nope.
>>714066217
Like hanging out with your sister only you fuck sometimes
>>714071099
>Very biased kid. Not even a good kid. Something needs to be done. Sad
I just broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years. Honestly there are good parts and bad. Sex is great of course, going places with someone and doing activities with another person is usually more fun that doing it alone, but having a gf is also a lot of frustration and sacrifices too. You can expect most gf's are going to try to change you in some ways, prevent you from achieving things you want to achieve, make you spend your money on stuff you dont care about, all the while criticizing you every step of the way.
I'm actually really happy to have my freedom back, but I'll probably start dating again next summer.
tldr; there are benefits, but also sacrifices.
Like owning something other people are always trying to take or use without you knowing.
>>714069897
These are the feelings people have during a relationship.
95% of all women are selfish, materialistic, controlling, overbearing drama queens who go out with a dude thinking they can and will change them into their idealistic version of what a man should be.
The problem here is that women are emotionally driven, so what they want constantly changes depending on their mood, so the goalposts are always moving.
If youre lucky and happen to find one who doesnt posses all of these qualities, lock that shit down and dont let her go because you wont find another one. Unfortunatly those are the ones who usually wind up happily married to their HS chad bf because their too naive to realize hes a giant douchebag and will pump out a few kids or be otherwise used up before they grow up enough to get it and want to move on.
>>714071227
You're what girls call a "fixer-upper". She was providing you with constructive criticism to help you improve yourself. Too bad that you were such a bitch about it.
like having a pet, but one that can refuse you sexually
>>714070660
>vetting a bitch
Obviously never dated anyone ever
>>714066217
Pros:
>dont have to look far for sex, just touch her in the right places and she's good to go (at least mine is like that)
>company, im a loner i've always been anti social and i feel like she's the only person who understands me.
>meals, mine can cook and she loves cooking so its like having an amateur chef at home
>vidya, we play co-op missions together i guess its better than foing it with a random online faggot?
>jokes, she cracks a joke every once in a while
>point of view, idk about you but i like having a different opinion on things.
Overall we treat each other like best friends who fuck which is nice considering im an anti social lonely piece of shit.
Cons:
>constantly healous even about the silliest stuff
>grumpy at times
>gotta give her most of my attention or else she will start complaining
>sometimes she wants to have everything her way
But if you look past all that a girlfriend is a nice thing to have
Its nice to have a constant companion, but it can be draining to always have to talk and fuck and love the same person for the foreseeable future.
annoying
they want money, attention and food
>>714071083
Who's Brad?
In my experience the best part of a relationship is the first 3-4 months. After they believe they have you locked down, they start trying to change you, the sex is less frequent, they criticize you more often, and they stop caring about anything romantic you try to do for them.
If I could switch girlfriends every few months, I'd probably do it, but I'm not that much of a playa.
>>714071445
I must be incredibly lucky, since all of the women I've been with were nothing like what you described.
Or maybe you're just full of shit.
my gf is a vagankle
>>714071618
It's not difficult. When you first meet them, you get a feel for their personality and be on the lookout for any red flags. Is that too much for you?
>>714071840
Women trying to change the man seems to be a common theme in this thread. How have they tried to change you?
The kids who think that one of the "pros" to having a gf are sex anytime you want are fucking hilarious.
Oh to be young and naive again.
>>714071835
My mate - the entire reason I know her.
>>714067886
Aww poor thing is sick
>>714066352
It's like having a siphon hose attached to your wallet.
>>714072267
If they're not dating then go for it, especially if you're fat. You've found the holy grail of girls for most /b/tards, a girl who likes fat guys
>>714066217
If you're actually, truly in love then it's the greatest thing in the world. But most people in this thread don't understand relationships and/or weren't lucky enough to find the right person. But if you find someone who can be the one person you are always honest with, who you can always trust, and is your absolute best friend, then things will go well. It's pretty amazing to have someone that genuinely wants to listen to all the stupid bullshit you talk about. If you actually put effort into relationship, you can tell almost instantly if it's love or if she's just a bitch to fuck
>>714072048
>thinking a girl shows you her real personality when you first meet
My dude, nothing with women is that simple. Youll find out once you actually meet one.
>>714072413
>most /b/tards, a gir
I'm not fat I'm stocky (like Wayne Rooney).
They split up like 3 years ago mate.
Does she seem interested?
>>714072125
My latest gf for example got me to go on her silly keto diet, shave my goatee, stop playing video games, then she wanted me to quit my job (I'm self employed) and go back to school to "get a real job" and that's where I drew the line. If she wants a healthier bf with no facial hair I am ok with that, but I am not going to drop the business I have built for 5 years just because she wants me to get some bullshit office job.
>>714071902
Or youve never "been with" one.
Gee i wonder whats more likely here...
>>714072431
It actually is. Nobody shows their "real" personality when they meet new people, but it's pretty easy to pick up on certain cues unless you're a raging autist.
women are illogical creatures
they will always try to win an argument with feelings and emotion. in a woman's mind, she is ALWAYS right, thus she will constantly shift blame to you or someone else. if a woman is ever logically proven to be incorrect, she will become frustrated/upset and throw a temper tantrum
women are selfish and conceited
she will post everything that she does on social media to impress her friends and strangers; thus deluding herself into reaching celebrity status
women are never loyal
do not confuse contentment with loyalty. your woman is one disagreement/fight away from cheating on you. she might even cheat on you just because she got too horny around a young fit guy; she'll blame you for it (e.g. ignoring her, not romantic or man enough, too mean, etc.)
WHO THE FUCK WOULD WILLINGLY DEAL WITH THAT SHIT EVERYDAY?!
>>714071227
Wise man right here. Similar experience for me.
>>714072591
Oh yeah, that's much more likely than 95% of women having the exact same personality traits.
Fucking retard.
>>714072480
Go for it. And post another pic that isn't ant sized too
>>714066608
As a married man myself, I can totally vouch for that. Although they're not so bad as a girlfriend, once you get married it's a whole other story.
To see what it's like having a wife, start jerking off, but just before you cum, start imagining your mom telling you that there's some work around the house that needs to be done, or to do something she can damn well easily do her own damn self. Then just go the rest of the day without getting off. Being married is like that.
>>714072590
The first three are pretty reasonable; she probably didn't want anyone to think she was dating a basement-dwelling closeted faggot. But getting a real job? That's a bit strange. Was she concerned that you weren't making a lot of money being self-employed? What exactly did your business involve?
Having a girlfriend is great up until 35-40 years
After that like everything in life it becomes shit
>>714072902
she wanted op busy and away from home, so that she can fuck niggers
>>714072787
I don't know if she's being serious though so I don't want to have an attempt.
>>714066217
FACT: girlfriends make you gain weight
>>714072678
You are pushing her away, because once, you cared too much about someone. And you will again in time.
>>714072902
I am an artist, My work is commission based, so sometimes the money is really good, sometimes it's just barely making ends meet. When we first started dating, she claimed to not care about how much I made. Don't ever believe that line though, I have heard it so many times, but the truth is, women don't want to date someone who can't always afford to buy her a $1,000 bag or a nice piece of jewelry on ever special occasion.
>>714072125
My ex separated me from my friends because I "wasn't spending enough time with her" and she was insanely jealous when we went out to the bar together. hose friendships were never quite the same after that, even after we broke up.
Other than that, she was ALWAYS down for sex, no foreplay necessary. I remember frequently rolling over on top of her when I had just woken up, waking her up with my cock in her, fucking her for like 2-3 mins, busting off inside her and going back to sleep on many occasions. Also remember fucking her in the ass on several occasions and she did it because she loved me and not because she particularly liked it.
Tldr they have pros and cons
I actually hated it but it's because I wasn't romantically interested in my GF and was putting off breaking up with her.
I have no idea what it's like to have a GF that you adore and care about.
>>714073283
Sounds like she didn't want to date someone with an unreliable source of income.
>>714073171
Damn. Do you talk to her in person or are all your conversations on facebook?
>>714067886
Moar
>>714073402
Spoke in person before (a couple of months ago) because we live 50 minutes away from each other (50 minutes at top speed on motorway distance).
This is the first time we've spoken in ages and it's weird.
>>714073333
Fucking checked.
But seriously, yeah that sounds fucking awesome. The second part, I mean. The first part, being insanely jealous whenever you go out to meet friends, that's a classic sign of a crazy chick. Good thing you GTFO of there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCuDZYdbrMc
The Neighbourhood
Sweater Weather
>>714073171
Keep fucking around with her, keep it light, then when you get her in a flirty, laughing mood, suggest you guys hang out and invent a reason to go back to your house "hurr durr i have this sweet movie collection you have to see" or some other blanket bullshit excuse. Then when she gets there, deal with her "anti slut" excuses and escalate.
If she comes over, she will let you fuck.
>>714073634
So she is genuinely interested in me?
Honestly when you truly love someone the rest of life gets so much easier. You feel more motivated, more energized, basically the best version of yourself. There sure are days where you'll fight and feel like shit and be upset with each other but when you actually love each other you get through it generally without major issues. When I was genuinely in love it felt like I wanted to be the best version of myself for myself and for her. That's the best way to describe it concisely.
If you get a relationship with such a cunt, eventually even sex won't pay everything you go through with her. Maybe she will make such a hell you won't be even up for sex anymore.
I was with a girl who quit her drug addiciton and started to be addicted to me. She was insanely in love with me. But she stripped me off my friends and made me feel numb. No intelectual entertainment, no going out, everyday same shit.
All the sex is just not worth it. I value myself more than being a slave to sex.
>>714073528
Try and meet up with her for drinks or something. If you guys have a good time then go for it.
>>714066217
It's like owning a slimy hole attached to a flapping mouth.
>>714073886
Alright, nice one. Cheers for the advice anon.
>>714073546
I wasn't totally innocent, I did flirt with other girls at the bar but just in fun and I was never serious about the it. They knew I wasn't trying to pick them up, just spreading a good time. She couldn't take that though. To this day, I'm still trying to get my mojo back.
I'm still mentally fucked up over it.
>>714072678
this
my GF is the best , she will do my most fucked up fetishes, she will even pee and poop on me, let me rub poo on her tits then suck it off she is a keeper
>>714069563
Mate you're in if you can meet irl and she's that open and you're that confidently autistic. As long as you don't look like rainman then you should be good.
>>714066217
it's like salty milk and coins.
>>714074057
yes lad nice one.
Bit weird considering I rarely talk to her and she's fit as fuck.
>>714073685
Well she doesn't hate you and you talk about sexual things so it would be worth a shot. What do you have to lose by going for it? It looks like the window of opportunity is open.
For now anyway. Wait too long and that window will slam shut.
>>714074175
Aye I get you lad. Ease my way in. Confident blitzkrieg offensive.
>>714070170
Tits or GTFO. Timestamp or it doesn't count, Butch.
>>714066217
it's bad
you have to deal with a tremendous amount of bullshit with the vague hope for sex in the end, if you've been a good goy
tl;dr fuck hookers, it's cheaper on all levels
>>714066217
It's like having a tumor.
A lethal one.
>>714074227
Do it, buddy. The commonwealth is behind you.
>>714066608
what manner of moron does the same mistake twice?
>>714074329
I'm gonna be the first person in history to meme myself into bed.
This thread is filled with bitter beta virgins and sad guys who married the wrong women. Im married, my wifes awesome, we fuck play video games, smoke weed watch football and chill. Shes like having a best friend that i get to fuck all the time.
>2016
>not owning a sex doll
>still complaining about being alone
wew lad
>>714074416
and in reality your sweaty beetus is forcing you to redecorate your basement
if I had to choose GF or Diabeetus, I choose Diabeetus
>>714074464
But anon, sex dolls are illegal!
>>714074503
Virgin detected
>>714066217
Sometimes it can be worse than being alone
>>714074416
Because one lucky asshole win the big lotery over 10 billions players everybody should play ?
No.
>>714068657
I keked
nothing more thrilling than cheating on your gF, and if you don't have a GF you cant cheat on her, I always keep a gf around just so I can cheat on her
>>714073171
holy fuck....them eyebrows. tone them things down. any chick who fucks with her eyebrows that much is fucken whacko
>>714066217
>Tfw GF
> GF is like hanging with a friend every day
You'll get what i mean when that friend starts to get annoying. Except because you're having sex with gf you kinda want to keep her around still which makes things worse unless you communicate those sensitive touchy issues in a civil manner.
The only difference is you get to have and do things that would otherwise be considered homo such as hug kiss sex.
That and women tend to communicate their unhappiness indirectly such as body language and "mood swings" and action (cheating if it gets bad).. you get used to it and can learn to identify it with time.
Overall, having gf is 6/10.
Pros: Friend to do shit with on the regs
Sex
You look better in the eyes of other women (and men if she's decent)
Cons: Need hella patience
Period on everything
If you don't emotionally carry her, someone else will.. just hope it aint another dude
>>714066495
He's right though. They pretty much bitch and whine all the fucking time until you cave into their demands in ana attempt to achieve a brief moment of relief. They take way more out of the relationship than they put into it.
having GFs turned me gay
>>714066217
Like being entangled in a perpetually expanding web of lies woven by two spiders in a delicate and fragile, dysfunctional co-existence.
>>714066217
In one word:Overrated
>>714069810
If she's ugly she's probably dtf but if she's good looking she's just bored you turbo autismo
>>714066217
Near constant guilt tripping and nagging. Needy. Even the smart ones will make you rip your fucking hair out when you try to argue with them because bitch logic is astounding. The sex isn't nearly as kinky or enjoyable as just watching porn. Women are disgusting slobs, they leave clothes everywhere and you can't take two steps without running into some gel or cream that they've gotten all over the fucking place.
Sometimes I wish I was gay because living with women fucking sucks. The only pros are they will do your laundry and seem to genuinely enjoy grocery shopping on their own.
>>714070936
>If love it's pretty good for 2 or so years and then turns into a steamy pile of shit
Ftfy
this
>>714070636
What do you have a huge cock or something?
>>714066217
It's like having a really good friend that you get to have sex with. It's a pretty good deal. If you're not a stupid asshole and she's not a stupid bitch, you should be able to have a good time. You should be able to enjoy some things together. I like to hike, rock climb, go shooting, play video games and go out eating and drinking every once in a while, though not too often. My girlfriend enjoys the same things, too, so we enjoy the shit out of each other's company. I think I'm gonna knock her up in the next few months or so.
>>714066217
had one once. felt great, it's replacing /b/ and cuck porn with something better. also you have to put your phone on the silent mode because you receive messages.
> pic unrelated though
>>714072125
>Change your style
>Change your job
>Change your opinions
>Change your friends
>Change your spending/saving habits to suit her better
Etc, etc. I've been in quite a few ltr and they almost always get to this.
The only ppl saying they're happy with their gf or are like "lol you're just meeting the wrong ones" have have probably been in their relationship less than two years, and id even guess less than one year. You don't know someone's true colours until at least 6 months and then when you see thoae colours you try to ignore or dismiss them because you already have so much invested in the relationship. From this point is when things slowly start going downhill.
Imagine this:
You live with a person that you care about so you try to do what you can to make them happy. But they can never be happy, because women are irrational. They will find the littlest thing to bother them instead of enjoying everything around them.
And protip, you better give up your friends. Because women don't want you to be happy unless they're the one making you happy. All other happiness offends them.
>>714077101
Mine doesn't even like grocery shopping. Otherwise you're spot on. Disgusting animals
Stress
>>714078170
Does little Brandon have mommy issues?
Man up bitch.
>>714069243
Bro that's flirty as fuck. I think she really wants the d. You're doing well kiddo.
>>714078599
Nice one. She appears to be a sound lass so I'll definitely pound her if I get the chance.
>>714072902
Every self employed person I know has had a woman try to get them to "get a real job". They don't like risk. They'd rather have a guy making $3grand a month than $10k one month, $1k the next, $4k the next, etc.
My one friend is a musician and makes on avg about $1000 per week. He loves his life, he gets paid to do his favourite thing to do. His long term gf gave him an ultimatum to quit or shed be gone. He chose the music over her and she was absolutely shocked about it as if she didn't know how passionate he was about it.
you will learn to love your job if you have a GF esp when you get to work nights and weekends as well, it is the only peace you will ever have
>>714066217
It's nice but at times it's not worth it at all.
you again?
kys
females don't know how to chill the fuck out, if you want total anxiety and chaos being thrown at you 24/7 by all means get a gf, if not get a bottle and fuck your dog
It depends on the woman.
But at the end of the day, it generally ends in heartbreak. Eventually you regain your sense of self and move on with your life.
But a piece of you dies with every breakup, even when your the one doing it.
all gf either go away or become wives, all marriages end in either death or divorce, this is your future son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhT6NAdiS5Y
its like this
![XD1eT9j[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iUPPZRh.jpg "XD1eT9j[1].jpg")
It's alright until you start living together.
:3
>>714069693
this anon knows
Except you pay to have this job.
>>714066758
>>714078944
Kek women are all about ultimatums. Unless you hit them with one then it's all
>relationships aren't built on ultimatums.
>>714073196
fucking this
She's a tiny girl who's always hungry and I'm a fat fuck. I've never struggled so much to lose weight. I'm just happy she likes me soft.
I'm terrified of losing her because I know no other girl will like me at my current size.
>>714073802
and this too
Even with how hard it is, I still want to be the most handsome and successful for her.
Women are smart and funny, get over it ;)
>>714081002
>hey guys I've been watching south park
>>714066217
>what it's like to have a gf?
Like having to buy your socks dinner before you cum in them.
>all these virgin athest losers
lol your pathetic honestly.
im drowning in pussy, but thats because im not some athiest beta im a real Christian MAN.
Sometimes you wakeup and have food already cooked and ready to eat
>>714066608
dude youve had two failed marriages and you arent even 30 yet I'm not gonna take anything you say into account..
>>714081108
real Christian men are only allowed one vagina per lifetime and then only after you are married and then only to bring children into this world
>>714081108
>Christian man
>have premarital sex
Pick one
>>714072678
Beautiful said.
>>714066217
Related note to anyone who thinks it's great, ask yourself if you would actually miss spending time with her once she's gone. Not talking about missing sex, just missing her. That's the #1 question to ask.
I was in a long term relationship for a few years but it ended in early 2011 and I've been single ever since. The thought of missing her still comes into my mind but when I consider that I'm missing sex versus missing another person, I realize I just miss sex. Most women are horrible and you'd be incredibly lucky to find one you actually want to be around.
>>714081065
Kill yourself
>>714072678
Yeah, just go ahead and suck some cocks right? So much better
>>714082032
Actually yes, men aren't full of shit.
Or just fuck hookers if you're only concerned with sex. You can get the rest of the good parts of relationships with your homies, companionship, understanding, tastes in common etc.
>>714066217
>>714066645
I agree. All you will hear is that she s not your mother and if you want sex on demand you should hire a hooker
Having a girlfriend is like having best homie
who asks you for money
who is different from you only because has mannerisms
who always tries to make you follower
>>714066217
Like adding another person to the list of people you routinely smell their farts
>>714070758
Depends on gf
>>714066662
1. Shit dude. Missed by one
2. Helpful. really useful like totaly useful
>>714075504
how can i emotionally carry her?
>>714066217
It's time consuming.
>>714066217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>714076741
damn dog . tell me a story plox
>>714066352
no its like having a prostitute that you pay but never have sex with
>>714070170
this is exactly why there should never be "gay marriage" -an oxymoron at best.
Marriages are the building blocks for a stable society for future generational success, not for sexual deviants to get tax breaks. It's a shame that most modern societies have forgotten this and somewhat ironic that one of the few that get that cultural marxism is bad is a country whose most recent glory days was based on marxism.
