Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 329
Thread images: 37
File: 1480844958700.jpg (28 KB, 636x717) Image search: [Google]
1480844958700.jpg
28 KB, 636x717
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>
>>714064628
have sauce on her ?
>>
What's up with her neck?
>>
>>714064681
Yes, she has white sauce on her mouth
>>
I replied now give me a gf OP
>>
>>714064628
Reply
>>
>>714064736
Deadly blood born disease, most likely contagious
>>
pls a short one
>>
File: 1480732319814.jpg (61 KB, 640x645) Image search: [Google]
1480732319814.jpg
61 KB, 640x645
I have 3 girls on my nuts but I don't want a girlfriend
>>
her name?
>>
>>714064628
ok
>>
File: 1479512665982.jpg (106 KB, 466x770) Image search: [Google]
1479512665982.jpg
106 KB, 466x770
>>714064628
>>
ok
>>
K
>>
yay that was easy
>>
>>714064628
Reply
>>
What's the shit on her mouth
>>
>>714064628
what if i already have one faggot
>>
>>714064628
Let's try
>>
No I won't
>>
>>714064628
dank
>>
File: 1471589110700.jpg (85 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
1471589110700.jpg
85 KB, 1920x1080
>>714064628
gotcha
>>
double nigger
>>
>>714064628
ok
>>
I replied
>>
>>714064628
Will she be good lookin`?
>>
.
>>
allah akbar
>>
test
>>
File: where is flawn.png (209 KB, 422x420) Image search: [Google]
where is flawn.png
209 KB, 422x420
>>714065041
then you will still have a grill by tomorrow, how are you not getting this?
>>
Yes please maybe
>>
File: 1480758028105.jpg (174 KB, 1536x960) Image search: [Google]
1480758028105.jpg
174 KB, 1536x960
Reply
>>
hope
>>
>>714064628
2x gf
>>
Big tits por favor
>>
>>714064628
i wonder if ppl actualy believe this
>>
File: 1474382973039.gif (415 KB, 480x238) Image search: [Google]
1474382973039.gif
415 KB, 480x238
>>714064628
I have a girlfriend but literally the last time I didn't reply to this stupid fucking cancer thread she broke up with me
>>
>>714064628
God im despret
>>
>>714064628
No Thanks.
>>
File: z119.jpg (943 KB, 1325x1422) Image search: [Google]
z119.jpg
943 KB, 1325x1422
Fake any girls nude in PS. nudify-her.com See pic related.
>>
K
>>
Kys fag
>>
>>714064628

K
>>
>>714064628
did
>>
>>714064628
dubs and i will get to marry the cute grill at the korean grocery store.
>>
Pathetic... THIS is the first thread I post in?...
>>
Worth a shot
>>
>>714064628

i'm gay I don't want a fucking girlfriend , why don't you reply or your mother will die
>>
Givee trips
>>
>>714064628
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>714064628
Watt what The fuck
>>
lol
>>
sure
>>
ok
>>
eh
>>
>>714064628
i have my hand
>>
>>714064628
oh niceee
>>
File: countrypepe.png (289 KB, 800x600) Image search: [Google]
countrypepe.png
289 KB, 800x600
Where did you come from cotton eye Joe??
>>
Hello thread
>>
What else am I going to do with my time?
>>
>>714064628
Pls
>>
please let it b true
>>
File: 1470034951224.jpg (44 KB, 500x447) Image search: [Google]
1470034951224.jpg
44 KB, 500x447
>>714065169
>>
roll kek
>>
I call bs, but what the hell.
>>
Replying
>>
>>714064628
lezsuifhaepçifu
>>
File: 1480833884205.jpg (14 KB, 345x332) Image search: [Google]
1480833884205.jpg
14 KB, 345x332
>>714064786
>>
>>714064628
gf pls.
>>
>>714064919
Praise kek
>>
ok
>>
k
>>
>>714064628
i want a gffffffffffffff
>>
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary
>>
I replied, so give me a girlfriend.
>>
I'll bite
>>
I will be so triggered if this doesn't happen.
>>
Dont let me down....
>>
>>714064628
ok
>>
maybe one day
>>
No I won't, neither will anyone else in this thread.

Also, sage goes in all fields.
>>
>>714064628
PLEASE YES MY CRUSH
>>
>>714064628
actually its not the unlikeliest thing
>>
>>714064628
idk OP im pretty ugly
>>
seems legit
>>
come on

you know who i want

Kek wills it.
>>
Rollin
>>
>>714064628
ok
>>
Its not working ;(((((((((((
>>
give me gf, thanks
>>
>implying
>>
>>714064786
kek
>>
Ok
>>
Ok
>>
>>714065627
>implying implying
>>
>>714064628
So overly excited to bait everyone. Nice job
>>
; (
>>
I don't believe you.
>>
Probably the best shot I have tbh.
>>
Reply to this post or you won't have a girlfriend by tomorrow
>>
Der
>>
Get
>>
>>714064919
Praise kek
>>
Love
>>
kys
>>
>>714064628
give
>>
>>714064628
REPLY
>>
roll
>>
>>714065705
Kek
>>
>>714064628
Ok
>>
why not give it a shot
>>
File: VR.jpg (199 KB, 680x836) Image search: [Google]
VR.jpg
199 KB, 680x836
>>714064628
lies
>>
Y not
>>
Sure.
>>
>>714064628
Shiiiittt. This must be a powerful thread
>>
Well I've ran out of options so worth a shot
>>
>>714064628
plz
>>
Alright thanks!
>>
>>714064628
Sure...
>>
Keep this thread alive. I will report back with news on gf status
>>
Sure buddy
>>
>>714064628
lier
>>
>>714064628
My life is a meme
>>
>>714064628

kek
>>
File: 1480705350609.png (11 KB, 420x420) Image search: [Google]
1480705350609.png
11 KB, 420x420
>>714064919
Kek be praised
>>
>>714064628
121 replies so far, fucking NEET girlfriend-less niggers. I gotta reply too
>>
whats a girlfriend
>>
File: 1474181720401.jpg (239 KB, 500x833) Image search: [Google]
1474181720401.jpg
239 KB, 500x833
Why the fuck not
>>
>>714064628
replied
>>
just roll
>>
reply
>>
>>714064628
fine
>>
File: TAckRAq.jpg (58 KB, 700x598) Image search: [Google]
TAckRAq.jpg
58 KB, 700x598
>>
at least I try...
>>
>>714064628
alright then
>>
indeed
>>
if you say so
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-11-13-14-51-31.png (2 MB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-11-13-14-51-31.png
2 MB, 1080x1920
>>714064628
Replying because what do I have to lose
>>
>>714064628
what if i dont want one
>>
>>714064919
praise kek
>>
i want it
>>
>>714064736
Aids
>>
>>714064628
okay
>>
>>714064628
What is that, frosting?
>>
>>714064628
I'm so ronery...
>>
This is bullshit, but I've also lost all hope, so here I am.
>>
>>714065708
Op stop samefaging, go back to chocking on cock.
>>
My ex-girlfriend who left me a month ago is coming to my house today to talk.

She broke up with me and she matters so fucking much to me and shes extremely angry with me.
>>
klol
>>
File: OSM1pj.gif (2 MB, 320x320) Image search: [Google]
OSM1pj.gif
2 MB, 320x320
>>
No. I don't want none.
>>
>>714064628
cool.
>>
>>714064628
liar
>>
Bro PLEASE
>>
>>714064628
more pics?
>>
>>714064628
Does this apply to me since I'm married?
>>
File: 1433878277589.jpg (28 KB, 641x475) Image search: [Google]
1433878277589.jpg
28 KB, 641x475
>>
>>714064628
sdftgyhuijokl
>>
Actually i have a date tomorrow. Dont want to get engaged tho
>>
>>714064628
Lol
>>
okay.
>>
Well I'm feeling quite lucky today
>>
File: 7137.jpg (18 KB, 400x324) Image search: [Google]
7137.jpg
18 KB, 400x324
>>
Will tomorrow every come?
>>
no way
>>
>>714064919
praise kek
>>
>>714064628
give me a girlfriend m8
>>
I want Ari.
>>
>>714064628
Ok
>>
>>714066203
Hahh, /thread
>>
>>714064628
Only replying because I met this hot Senorita and I think I might have a chance with her
>>
plz
>>
(x) doubt
>>
please dont be black
>>
>>714064628
k.
>>
reply
>>
>>714064628
Just for fuck
>>
Yeah right
>>
>>714065429
there's literally nothing wrong with being a redditor.
>>
>>714064628
Ty op
>>
File: 1479504883288.jpg (69 KB, 478x598) Image search: [Google]
1479504883288.jpg
69 KB, 478x598
>>714064628
this is a reply
>>
>>714064628
Ok
>>
>>714064628
More
>>
many a reply
>>
File: 1479534898257.jpg (17 KB, 411x292) Image search: [Google]
1479534898257.jpg
17 KB, 411x292
>>714064628
Why do you keep reposting this shitpost, OP?
>>
kek
>>
>>714064628
yyyyy
>>
>>714064628
.
>>
>>714064628
its sunday...
>>
k
>>
>>714064628
i fucking wish
>>
>>714064628
Sounds good
>>
yes please
>>
>>714064628
Nice
>>
Hopes are high now
>>
pls
>>
pls
>>
Wow. Really?
>>
nice
>>
>>714064628

I better or I'll dox you.
>>
>>714064628
omg
>>
>>714064628
I'll take my chances
>>
Worth a shot.
>>
>>714064628
I want to have gf. Please.
>>
>>714065306
This.

Also fuck, must reply.
>>
>>714064628
Okay
>>
>>714064628
Fingers crossed
>>
roll
>>
>>714064919
praise kek
>>
halp
>>
>>714064628
please
>>
Inb4 OP does not deliver

>op is a faggot
>>
>>714064628
I've literally reached this level of desperation...
>>
>>714064919
Praise kek
>>
>>714064628
AAAAH REALLY?
>>
Anything to get her back
>>
TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>
Kek
>>
Tomorrow it is
>>
>>714064628
I'm replying
>>
roll 4 dubs
>>
is it magic?
>>
>>714064628
GF GET
>>
File: 1474227196570.jpg (97 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
1474227196570.jpg
97 KB, 640x640
>>
几工呂呂ヨ尺乍丹呂呂回卞
>>
Kek
>>
>>714064919
PRAISE KEK
>>
Biting
>>
>>714064628
moriah
>>
File: IMG_8593.png (218 KB, 852x464) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8593.png
218 KB, 852x464
gonna kill myself anyway tbh
>>
>>714064628
Worth a go.
>>
>>714064628
maybe my ex will come back haah
>>
>>714064919
Praise kek.
>>
>>714064628
Lies
>>
Kek
>>
Sure why not
>>
>>714064628
give me
>>
>>714064628
ops a faggot
>>
rollin
>>
lies
>>
thx
>>
doubtful
>>
>>714064628
Already on it, I dont need to reply, my dubs will prove me right
>>
Is this meme magic?
>>
>>714064919
Kek
>>
Roll
>>
Aw fuck yeah
>>
File: cat-37875.jpg (1 MB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
cat-37875.jpg
1 MB, 1920x1080
Not asking for much, just someone who takes an interest in me. I have had plenty of sex before but I've rarely made such a good connection and sadly, they never lasted.

I just want someone to take my hand and squeeze it like I'm going to disappear at any moment again. I'm happy with that.

Save my soul, kek.
>>
Hi
>>714064628
>>
File: 1477994276329[2].png (423 KB, 728x605) Image search: [Google]
1477994276329[2].png
423 KB, 728x605
>>
Sure
>>
>>714064628
That'd be swell
>>
Ok fine...
>>
>>714064919
praise kek
>>
>>714064628
Last thread didn't work either, faggot.
>>
xd
>>
File: poledancer.jpg (138 KB, 760x1024) Image search: [Google]
poledancer.jpg
138 KB, 760x1024
>>714064628
>>
>>714064628
lhdfjhjkhjkfhsd
>>
>>714064628
ok
>>
Sure sure
>>
File: 1478054463096.jpg (57 KB, 599x675) Image search: [Google]
1478054463096.jpg
57 KB, 599x675
>>714064628
>>
Give me gf OP
>>
Here we go again
>>
>>714064628
bs
>>
ye boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>
>>714064628
whats for dubs/trips?
>>
ok
>>
Ajo
>>
File: IMG_2351.jpg (65 KB, 640x424) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2351.jpg
65 KB, 640x424
Uh okay I hope this works
>>
I'm going to a concert today, so im going to be superstitious for the first time in my life so I have a chance
>>
At this point, fuck it. Superstitious bullshit might just work
>>
I ain't a religious man, but I'll trust /b/ this once...
>>
>>714064628
fuck you nigga
>>
Ayy lmao
>>
>>714064628
ok pal
>>
welp
>>
>>714064628
sign me up
>>
ok boss
>>
>>714064628
k
>>
File: 1469743849631.jpg (86 KB, 401x586) Image search: [Google]
1469743849631.jpg
86 KB, 401x586
>>714064919
>>
>>714064919
Praise kek
>>
>>714064628
give me gf op make her hot and sexy just for me
>>
Ok
>>
reply
>>
>>714064628
Cunt
>>
Ezpz puzzy
>>
>>714065149
People on /b/ are retarded no matter who they are or what they do

Example: "I'll do a 360 and walk out"
>You'll still be facing her,it etc

Most stupid fuck will say the green text to the comment

I invented the comment to weed out the dumb fucks

@#moot#@
>>
Maybe
>>
Really?
>>
ok
>>
Ok
>>
Kill me pls
>>
File: image.jpg (19 KB, 264x282) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
19 KB, 264x282
Wat it d00
>>
>>714064628
get
>>
O woww
>>
Pleaseeeeeeeeeee jORc
>>
>>714064628
sure. what's one more disappointment in my life.
>>
>>714064919
praise kek
>>
File: 1478674539980.jpg (188 KB, 1280x1280) Image search: [Google]
1478674539980.jpg
188 KB, 1280x1280
Reply
>>
>>714064736

plaque psoriasis
>>
>>714064628
why not
>>
File: 1445661669854.jpg (19 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
1445661669854.jpg
19 KB, 225x225
If dubs I DON'T get a girlfriend haha.
>>
>>714064628
k gimmi me
>>
this is the only way you can get the world to acknowledge your existence
>>
Yeah, sure.
>>
>>714064919
praise kek
>>
worth a shot
>>
>>714064628
if it was only that easy
>>
Only God can give me gf
>>
Lol
>>
>>714064628
Probably should reply
>>
>>714068333
the trips have spoken, can't wait to see what a pussy feels like
>>
k
>>
File: donkeywell.jpg (161 KB, 800x785) Image search: [Google]
donkeywell.jpg
161 KB, 800x785
>>714064628

Well this is easily testable and will determine how I handle these threads in the future.
>>
Kk
>>
>>714064628
that turns me on
>>
File: 1475487752983.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
1475487752983.jpg
8 KB, 225x225
>>714064628
kek i never reply to this kind of posts but im desperate
>>
File: IMG_8606.gif (465 KB, 200x317) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8606.gif
465 KB, 200x317
>>714068333
>>
>>714064919
Praise JESUS CHRIST, the lord and savior
>>
kek
>>
>>714064628
Cancer.
>>
this is bullshit
>>
may the keks be hard
>>
>>714064919
Praise kek
>>
>>714064628
Please God.
>>
>>714064919
Bad Luck
>>
oh
>>
>>714068333
nice trips
>>
i'm begging it be 11/10
Thread replies: 329
Thread images: 37


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.