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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714039126
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now claimed ^^
>>714052511
Aww.
>>714052832
So did you kill any bad wererats?
>>714052641
>>714052731
>>714052778
>>714052813
>>714052832
Smells bad call of duty virgin ugly Mountain Dew fat
>>714052731
Chen is a bad person
>>714053024
Well I wouldn't want to shoot someone nice like you.
>>714053081
Ah! I haven't had Mountain Dew in years
>>714053040
No, but we almost pissed off a werebear!
>I fireballed a camp o low level bandits
>Incinerated them all
>Fireball explosion caught forest on fire
>Set fire to an Ent
>We had 2 fight 2 Ents
>Immediately after, we encountered 2 cave trolls
>Used Suggestion to convince one of them to attack the other
>They fought till one died
>We then had to fight the remaining one
>Took it out decently fast
And this wasn't even the stupidest shit that happened tonight.
>>714053081
Mavis pls.
>>714053260
Nice feet.
>>714053288
I can't help it sometimes
>>714053288
Nice fireball. Crazy stuff happens when you want it, as long as the DM doesnt railroad you into single courses of action.
>>714053081
> Mountain Dew
What do you take me for, get that weak ass shit outta here. Dr Pepper all the way.
>>714053203
Thanks. I wouldn't want to shoot you either.
Yuno claimed
>>714054000
Yuno cute.
Also checked.
still here
>>714053446
>Got a puzzle ball out of the loot from the cave trolls
>Managed to open it
>I now got a luck fairy
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FUCKING HIT THINGS NOW!
>>714054143
Thanks, she is
Hanako a qt too
>>714053198
How? Chen's always nice to me.
>>714053566
Shoot me with what..?
>>714054146
Tomo.
>>714054242
She is a crazy cutie. but thats why we like her.
>>714054268
Fufu wouldn't you like to know.
Just finished Nazo no Kanojo X. She's a bit of a wierdo but I like it
>>714054481
The manga or the anime adaptation?
>>714054465
Is it your semen?
>>714054572
The anime adaptation, planning on reading the manga ASAP
>>714054239
You're not really built to hit things. You're built to get other people to hit them for you. Though I guess you could hybrid somewhat. Is he running you guys through quickly or are you just that unlucky?
>>714054465
Oh yea you know it. Yandere best dere
>>714054481
What's weird about her?
>>714054465
me
Claim
>>714054648
As far as I know the anime stopped where the manga started to drop in quality. But it's probably still worth the read.
>>714054631
Well, that wasn't what i was originally thinking, but now that you put it like that..
>>714054739
Close. Tsundere is best dere.
>>714054791
So what are you doing up this late?
>>714054979
well dont feel like sleeping and im playing a game
>>714054705
I took like, one damaging spell in each spell slot. I've been heavily relying on fireball though, since it takes a saving throw, rather than my rolling to hit. Most the time I have to roll to hit, I'm missing, or just BARELY hitting. In the 25 hours we've played, I have never rolled a crit.
>>714054979
I feel like tsundere is a bit over rated.
It's still alright but I'd rather have someone immedeatly love me than have to be treated like shit and then be loved
>>714054739
Well, she have scissors in her panties, and she share a bond of drool with her boyfriend. But she's a pretty genuine girl, I've rarely seen a relationship that realistic in an anime.
>>714054904
Yeah I'm aware, but I was sooo much hooked on her that I'm willing to read it anyway
>>714055109
Well maybe you need some dice. I have a set that seems to consistently roll high for inane shit and stuff that looks cool, but never give me what I need. You should run with burning hands. Lightning bolt is pretty fun too.
>>714055288
Himedere is best dere. Tsun is nice when done right, and I agree with you, I don't understand why so many people that don't like being abused like tsuns.
>>714055079
Good reason. also damn that pic is adorable.
>>714055288
I feel you, i think it's a little over saturated these days.
>>714055806
all tomo pics are adorable
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
>you dont get to say unless its dubs or more
>I wont add anything, sorry toothpaste guy
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>714054979
You're such a pervert.
>>714055687
Exactly, it just has to be done right.
>>714055926
roll for you to drink warm milk and go to bed
>>714055599
I do. We've been just using the online dice roller Roll20 uses. I'm sure actual dice would give me more reliable results though.
>>714055926
>>714055317
That sounds really uncomfortable
I might be misunderstanding what a bond of drool is. But that doesn't sound realistic
I'll give you one thing, she is cute
>>714055687
>Himedere
Are you joking? That's the bitchies personality in the world
The only time I liked tsun was in Steins;gate
>>714055806
So we can agree Yan is best
>>714055926
might as well roll
>>714055926
Roll
>>714055862
This is true.
>>714055953
Hey now, it was you that thought of that first.
And yes, i am.
>>714056030
>>714056135
good taste you have
>>714055926
Roll
>>714056202
Time to kms
>>714056212
Reroll
>>714056250
Go go dubs
I smell like sex
>>714055926
Roll.
>>714056043
Unfortunately not, Tsun is still best.
>>714056202
The 7s elude you
>>714056135
Hanako, I have to go, I don't want to but I have to. goodnight.
>>714056250
chen a cute
>>714056043
Well she shares her drool with her boyfriend (well that's one of the fancy bits of the relationship) but except for a few points it's pretty realistic. She's not the kind of girl from your typical romance anime. She's sad when her BF hurts her, but she's not one to get on her knees and beg. She gets turned on by her BF, but she's not the one who'll jump on him just for sex. She's not submissive, dependent or a tsundere. She's one of kind in the realm of romance anime IMO. I know that I might not describe it with the good words, but it's pretty interesting to watch.
>>714056412
It's ok, i need to be going soon too. Goodnight.
>>714056208
Seems we have that in common.
>>714056347
Ugh, let's just agree bear costumes are best
>>714056512
Alright so what you're saying is she isn't a ultimatum of any personality. Just a moderate normal girl?
>>714056043
>That's the bitchies personality in the world
Exactly why I like it, but I'm not a conventional case.
>>714056684
Pretty much yes. And in an ocean of unrealistic girls, that was pretty refreshing.
>>714056667
well im going to go lie down. bye
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck are Waifus Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>>714056755
Can you explain why you like being treated like you're worth nothing?
>>714056768
Ah. That makes sense then. But I think for most, including me, it's some sort of escapism and unrealistic girls help with that
>>714056971
Lewd robot. Been a while since I've seen you
>>714056684
That we can agree on.
>>714056839
Alright goodnight.
>
Well i'm gonna head to be now. Goodnight everyone.
>>714057065
Sweet dreams
>>714057017
Usually it would be the same for me, but she was so much similar to an ex (especially in her appearance) that I loved her instantly
>>714055687
Kuudere.
>>714057017
Can't really explain why, I just do. I like it when it feels like my partner is way superior to me, I enjoy pain and stacking frustration for a while until I can finally get it all released.
Heh, this is something I avoid talking about here for some reason.
>>714057017
yeah i know. I'm bad for disappearing.
>>714057233
I see, that makes a bit more sense.
If your ex looked like that I congratulate you sir, she was a qt
>>714057357
Feelings are hard to put into words that's for sure.
That's certainly a first hearing this, why do you want to avoid it?
If you want to answer that is up to you ofcourse
>>714057381
Would you say you need punishment?
How have you been?
>>714057633
Depends, what kind of punishment officer?
>where have you been
Life just sorta caught up to me and i lost interest in posting here.
>>714057852
How about a nice and totally harmless shower?
>>where have you been
Though that interests me as well, not what I asked
Glad you drop by once or twice though
How has life been then?
>>714057633
I don't really know. I'm a boring person and what else will I talk about with waifufags in private?
>>714057948
>Not what i asked
Well I'm a dumbass. I've been fine. Just tired as usual. What about you?
>>714058040
I don't know you well enough to call you interesting but I do know a lot of people like you enough for me to think you can not be boring.
And idk not that different than what you talk about here
>>714058214
Kek I forgive you, I remember your job being tough on you lately, still the case?
I am okay, probably gonna drop out soon enough.
>>714057633
Thanks. I kinda miss her I think, but that's another story.. Well I'm actually impressed, first time posting on a waifu thread, you guys are pretty nice actually
>>714058796
Oh kek I didn't even realise it's your first time posting here
You fit right in, welcome though
To be honest you came on a good day, thread usually isn't this chill and lively this time of day
https://youtu.be/sgTf8I3wKyY
>>714058767
I don't even have that job anymore. I'm just living off what i saved up until i can move and get a better job. Glad to hear you're doing fine.
>>714058946
Oh fuck I think you actually told me that already
Sorry late reply something came up I need to go for a bit
Have a good day robot
Waifu is fucking dead
Reminder that if your waifu has pink or green hair her pubic hair ia the same color.
>>714059878
Only if it's her natural colour
>>714059680
That's fine. People forget. Cya
Awake and gone
カラミチーマス
It didn't work.
bump
trump
>>714054841
-hugs-
Claimed.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Rather slow morning.
Fuck Dead Money.
bump
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>714063368
Whats wrong with dead money?
>>714064397
Edgycunt.
>>714062902
*Hugs back*
Morning Faggots
bump
Shiro claimed.
>>714065486
Afternoon, faggot.
Tomo is claimed already, and all I see is singles.
>>714067143
I don't really give a fuck you boring worst girl.
bump
>>714067360
Rude! Shiro a cute.
>>714068747
Fact
>>714067143 (You) (You)
Surprise pink hair
>>714069317
and pink pubic hair
>>714069539
Hey
>>714069641
Would you color your pubes pink?
>>714068926
Hey Alice, how's it going?
>>714068980 (Grüß)(Gott)
>>714069804
hers is natural right?
>>714069804
Hello
idk what's making you people come back to these threads every time but fuck it im claiming
>>714069913
>Chinese cartoons with Donald trump hats
Kek u fucking faggot, this isn't a cringe thread
>>714070026
Welcome aboard.
>>714070137
It is now.
![TomoyoKanzaki [123.1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V8wdH55.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [123.1].jpg")
>>714070137
>>714070137
Also: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714070241
thanks
I return to contribute
>>714070137
>>714070412
>>714069913
It's going okay I guess. How are you doing?
>>714070707
>that hidden shiro best waifu
>>714070707
070707
:)
>>714070815
This guy gets it
>>714070815
kek yea I know. I laughed hard enough to leave it
>>714070794
I'm not sure. I'm either doing good, or this trips guy just stole my waifu and I'll have to kill myself.
>>714070888
Nice trips, mate.
>>714070815
It's truth though.
>>714070879
those are nice digits
>>714069317
Pink best
Hello!
I smell bacon where's the baconnator?
>>714071492
Yuno is a cuter kitty
>>714071291
That was me, Shiro is safe
>>714071903
hey thats me
:)
>>714071809
the fuck did u say?
>>714069944
Call and ask.
>>714069995
Heya
>>714070726
heya
>>714072150
Don't yell
>>714071471
Pink best
>>714072300
how?
>>714072312
Hi how's it going
>>714071903
And you are?
>>714072327
How have you been?
>>714072451
It's going alright
lazy day
What about you?
>>714072390
I don't know
>>714072801
Well i've been sick for a while now. Otherwise i am fine. And you?
>>714072836
Ey
>>714072570
Alice, my reply to you was at the top of that screen shot
>>714072801
Just woke up
Planning to re watch Haruhi all day
>>714072979
i need to know.
>>714072979
Oh that sucks, sorry to hear that. What's wrong?
I am alright, probably gonna drop out of school still contemplating if I should
>>714073101
How did you sleep?
Sounds like a good idea, have fun with that
>>714072987
>15
Oh, I didn't knew it displayed your posts in a different colour. I don't ever use 4chan on my phone.
Thanks for not doing anything drastic with those dangerous trips.
>>714072979
Howdy
>>714073101
Hey Haruhi.
>>714073176
What's your plan if you do drop out?
>>714073215
>15?
Yeah, this is the clover app, I'm not sure how it works on the mobile site
>>714073215
>>714072987
Also I no not know what the 15 was I quoted there.
Chara claimed
How are you everyone?
>>714073176
>drop out of school
I did
Can't recommend
>>714073370
Hi
>>714071492
>Bacon.
You're half a day late, they were on last night.
>>714073589
That pic looks nothing like Chara imo.
>>714073370
Just be a wagecuck and work 40 hours a week.
If you mean more specific, probably gonna live with my parents a bit till have a substantial amount of money to live on my own with a decen enough job
>>714073589
Tired but overall okay
what about you?
>>714073651
You've told me before I believe
why not?
>>714073785
the hair does fit as well as the build. But yeah, the getup is different
>>714073843
Well, my father just got home and like I thought he would, he immediately got upset about something I did.
I loaded the dishwasher.
I'm okay. Somehow
What about you?
